Too Sexy For His Age



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I know, I know…… I want to see his old man boobs in that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for the Jorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.

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  1. Holly

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    October 7th, 2009

  2. RJ

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    October 7th, 2009

  3. Miked

    3 words – Fab-u-lous!!!!!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  4. Daryl

    Is that a little braided rat tail? Finishes off the outfit nicely…..

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    October 7th, 2009

  5. Hmmm

    “Back in my day, we couldn’t even say queer, let alone, walk around freely with out getting beat up for dressing like one” – “easy gramps, lest get you back home and on your meds again”

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    October 7th, 2009

  6. Sam

    He has an even tan, and damn it, he’s gonna show it.

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  9. BUNKY

    The new millennium’s been rough on George Michael huh?

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    October 7th, 2009

  10. GAB

    He seems to be getting ready for a hike.

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    October 7th, 2009

  11. lisa b

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    October 7th, 2009

  12. Dizi

    I’m going out with my boots on.

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    October 7th, 2009

  13. bill D

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    October 7th, 2009

  14. Dan B.

    The boots and high white socks I assume are meant to balance out the short short jorts…

    I guess the saving grace here is that his jorts are pulled up so high, nobody got exposed to his midriff.

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    October 7th, 2009

  15. Linnea

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    October 7th, 2009

  16. dudeman

    I always wondered what happend to Bob Barker after he left the price is right.

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    October 7th, 2009

  17. Pac0daTac0

    He’s in the cd section, maybe he’s looking for a Village People cd?

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    October 7th, 2009

  18. happybunny

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    October 7th, 2009

  19. Amy

    I see him and that old lady in camo pants starting a gang together. The old people will be bullied no more!

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    October 7th, 2009

  20. Zombie Lady

    “Hey, the doctor said to let my impetigo breathe.”

    “Yes, but did you really have to borrow my shirt, grandpa?”

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    October 7th, 2009

  21. NCBeagleMom

    These boots were made for walking.

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    October 7th, 2009

  22. Angel

    Right Said Fred? Is that you? Wow, you sure haven’t aged well, but you are still too sexy for that shirt….

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    October 7th, 2009

  23. Laura

    Is that a bottle of suntan lotion in his left hand?….He preping for his day in the sun.

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    October 7th, 2009

  24. NJMom

    Looks like he’s trying out his outfit for the Greenwich Village Halloween parade. Somebody should tell him that it happens in NYC, not TX!

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    October 7th, 2009

  25. Nicole

    Awww the poor old guys just confused and hard of hearing. Someone told that guy those clothes belonged to the 80s and he thought they meant 80 year olds.

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    October 7th, 2009

  26. theperfectweld

    Looks like the word is out. Texas has finally opened its borders.

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    October 7th, 2009

  27. daytona

    come on look at the bright side. his body is still hotter than that fat chick in black with her hot pants up her navel. nice leg grandpa.

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    October 7th, 2009

  28. Nobody

    From the looks of the lights he’s about to hit warp speed.

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    October 7th, 2009

  29. adriilovsmusiic

    eewww!
    even if i saw that on someone younger u wouldnt think thats sexy…

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  31. If Mr. Rogers was dressed by that “Black Widow” lady in the last picture…this would be the result!

    NO ONE wants to see thru that shirt. I love the combat boots with the girly outfit :)

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    October 7th, 2009

  32. Dan

    DAT DUDE GOTTA BE TRIPPIN. YO DONT GO OUT BE LOOKIN LIKE DAT.

    Oh no! I’ve got Jamby’s virus thru my computer!!!!!!!!!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  33. james H

    America we need to make sure our elderly population are able to afford their medication or instances like this will continue to happen.

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    October 7th, 2009

  34. danny

    when i get old and out of sorts with the world, and if i ever walked out of the house wearing something like this, please run me over with your car.

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  39. Alex

    KCMOOKIE: I was chuckling at most of the comments until I ran into yours – so not funny to imply that a guy with “pink” fashion sense is a pedophile. Gay does not mean child molester. Maybe you’re the one who’s a sick fuck.

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    October 7th, 2009

  40. Nickles

    That’s my outfit from when I auditioned for the White Snake video.

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    October 7th, 2009

  41. Repeaterknee

    George Burns caught in a fishing net.

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  44. Bisbeebuckaroo

    On his shopping list: Powerbars and Boy Georges’ greatest hits

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    October 7th, 2009

  45. kcmookie

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    October 7th, 2009

  46. He is . . . . . . .

    He is so sexy, so sexy it hurts. And not in a good way. My eyes are stinging.

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    October 7th, 2009

  47. Aaron

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    October 7th, 2009

  48. martini girl

    Flashdance…it wasn’t just a movie for him.

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    October 7th, 2009

  49. james

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    October 7th, 2009

  50. piesmama

    On man, I was going to wear that today! *sigh* Now I have to go home and change…….I hate when this happens!

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    October 7th, 2009

  51. Jennifer

    Where do these old men keep finding these mesh shirts? This is like the 4th or 5th one on the site already!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  53. mark

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    October 7th, 2009

  54. Jami

    Just because he dresses like that doesn’t mean he’s homosexual. He might be a straight guy trolling for younger women. Dude needs to learn that women prefer men in suits.

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    October 7th, 2009

  55. Tasha M.

    back at home his grandaughter is crying because she has some clothes missing.

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    October 7th, 2009

  56. Tina

    Jorts = Jean shorts

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  59. mark

    He’s actually the Boys dressing room monitor.

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  61. Bev

    DAD????

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  64. joeblow

    In my entire life, I have never said to myself, “man what I really need is a mesh shirt”

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    October 7th, 2009

  65. Otis

    the greeter must have had an awkward moment, you know nipples showing and all when he greeted Jack LaLane.

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    October 7th, 2009

  66. ProfeSSor Vile

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    October 7th, 2009

  67. ZOOBACK

    Must be tough being 70 and still wearing your sister’s hand me downs.

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    October 7th, 2009

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    October 7th, 2009

  69. LLD

    I wonder what he did that was so bad that his family would let him leave the house looking like that?

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    October 7th, 2009

  70. Grandpa Rocks it!

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    October 7th, 2009

  71. Horky the living Spoodge

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  72. MarchHare

    I REALLY want to see the chainlink fence tan line at the end of the day!

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    October 7th, 2009

  73. @KCMOOKIE – So you’ve been doing some heavy research on your affliction? What sort of Internet search brought you in contact with NAMBLA? Hmmmm?

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    October 7th, 2009

  74. Bri

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  75. yikies

    Im thinking he may just be a very practical man. A mesh shirt with ill fitting shorts pulled up high give it a cool breezy feeling on a hot day. That doesnt explain the hiking boots; maybe he had to hike to Walmart??

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    October 7th, 2009

  76. yikes

    AJ- Not everyone who knows about NAMBLA is a perv. I was taking criminal justice classes and had to write a research paper on rehabilitation. Their site came up in my search. I ended up changing topics for my paper because it was just too disgusting and I couldn’t read one more word without feeling like puking and taking a shower while scrubbing with an SOS pad.

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    October 7th, 2009

  77. Cobaltblu

    It’s Bruno’s Dad!

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    October 7th, 2009

  78. Chillook

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  79. We should not make fun of the retired chippendale dancer .. But damn it is so much fun

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    October 7th, 2009

  80. Sue

    Gramps has got it goin’ on!

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    October 7th, 2009

  81. Anna Rexia

    kcmookie. Let me guess, the kc stands for Kansas City? You must be one of those sick fucks from the Phelps family.

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    October 7th, 2009

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  83. Anna Rexia

    kcmookie. Let me guess, the kc stands for Kansas City? You sound like one of those sick fucks from the Phelps family.

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    October 7th, 2009

  84. Frank563

    I bet that tan goes speedo high.. waay high

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    October 7th, 2009

  85. rae

    JAMI I agree with the fact that no one knows if he is gay or not, or why he dresses the way he does. He is in darn good shape for his age and still moving! Koodos to him! NOT all women like men in suits!!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  86. kim

    I could be a coroner

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    October 8th, 2009

  87. kim

    That is suppose to read- NEVER EVER be a coroner.

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    October 8th, 2009

  88. Buster

    “Excuse me miss, what aisle would I find a Rudy Vallee cd and nipple clamps on ?”

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    October 8th, 2009

  89. ninaluv

    PAMPERLICIOUS

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    October 8th, 2009

  90. Nola Girl

    No… No… NOOOOOOO!! Tell me that is NOT an old Man…. Please…..

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    October 8th, 2009

  91. Espoo

    What the guy from ‘Right Said Fred’ will look like when he’s 80… I’m to sexy for my dignity….

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    October 8th, 2009

  92. most of you are really sick, the ones of you that critisize are a bunch of sad lonely group. we should care about our elderly and help them instead of talking or laughing about them. to think you had a roof over your head, food in your mouths, clothes on your back, and now you turn your backs on the very folks that god put on this earth, sure glad i won’t be around when your old age arrives!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  93. Cassandra

    Can’t help but notice this pic comes from Texas…and I also can’t help but notice he don’t have no HORNS!

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    October 8th, 2009

  94. brownstain

    all he need to finish the outfit are the old man suspenders

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    October 8th, 2009

  95. Lyndsey Catastrophe

    OH HOLY HELL! I THINK THATS MY UNCLE!!!
    and im not joking!!! Even though he lives in canada my uncle looks so much like that, and wears that all summer!!! I thought for a second it really was him till i saw the location!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  96. Didn’t you know that Mesh takes ten years off? Obviously.

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    October 9th, 2009

  97. Okay, I see I’m going to have to play Devil’s Advocate again.

    Maybe I should be glad that there’s a contiguous 666 in my SSN.

    In any case:

    Point the First: we cannot as secondary or tertiary observers ascertain his total body asthetic from a single, from-behind, rather blurry photo. To the Christians among you: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

    Point the Second: He does indeed have what appears to be a full-upper-body, if not full-body tan. He’s certainly not counted among the Horde* of Pasty White Trash that accounts for a majority of this site’s fodder.

    Point the Third: He appears, at the glance we get, to be fairly in-shape. We’re not looking at Jabba the Hutt in a net shirt.

    Point the Fourth: Just because someone is older, doesn’t mean he’s not attractive. I say this from personal experience.

    Make of these arguments what you will.

    *(Apologies as needed to my fellow Horde players. My life for the Regent, my life for the Warchief. Bala Dash, Mal’anore.)

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    October 10th, 2009

  98. joyce

    I’m almost dead certain I saw this same guy leaving Walmart as I was going in. I tried to take his picture but couldn’t w/o being too obvious. And this was Before I knew about this site.

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    October 16th, 2009

  99. revel8or

    You mean Jorts crammed with *loaded* depends…

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    October 18th, 2009

  100. Scott

    You are mistaken on the location…this is Palm Springs, California!!

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    October 18th, 2009

  101. I agree with you. He is so hot and happening. I am just gone crazy for him. Can you post picture of his face here?? I just wanna get him.

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    October 20th, 2009

  102. signal

    Nuthin’ but net…catch of the day.

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    October 24th, 2009

  103. Hey, hey, hey, guys! Let’s look this over for a sec! Fairly nice butt, nice calves, looks like Rockports with clean white socks, clean, though slightly ill-advised, white net top, very nice tan…this guy has MONEY….hmmm….I could change the depends if I had to….

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    November 4th, 2009

  104. Mondika

    He is a stripper at the retirement home

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    November 6th, 2009

  105. Carri

    George Michael has a father….

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    November 19th, 2009

  106. Hey!!! That’s me

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    November 20th, 2009

  107. Humptulips

    I’d think denim shortalls would be more appropriate for a guy in jumbo Pampers…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  108. When you’re single, meeting women can get to the level of being a part time job. Going out night after night on the hunt invests valuable time honing your RAPPORT skills, BODY LANGUAGE techniques and APPROACH LINES so they become natural and effortless and easy. You have to be able to make new friends and talk to strangers by getting into the habit of starting conversations and getting them to talk about themselves.

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    January 22nd, 2010

  109. Martin

    I thought Right said Fred commited suicide. Guess Not.

    January 28th, 2010

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