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With The First Pick…



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Oh man, I can’t decide what i like best here! That sock/shoe combo is deadly but i can’t just overlook a tye dyed tank top, right? Okay, okay…..with the first selection in the PoWM draft i choose: Civil War Mustache.
North Carolina

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  1. jamby

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    October 7th, 2009

  2. amy

    how about the skullett..

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    October 7th, 2009

  3. s3xt0y

    redneck textin.

    it’s true everybody can do it!

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    October 7th, 2009

  4. Jane

    How about the receding hair line with a mullet? That’s always a classic! And you didn’t even mention the keys hanging from his belt loop…

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    October 7th, 2009

  5. Naomi

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    October 7th, 2009

  6. Farmer Iggy

    Can’t go wrong with keys on the belt loop.

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    October 7th, 2009

  7. Jamby's Boyfriend

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    October 7th, 2009

  8. Mar

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    October 7th, 2009

  9. shayne

    the thumbs down was for “Jamby”. Stop being a fucking moron, and nobody gives 2 shits about you being first. Enjoy marveling in your own glory…. alone.

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    October 7th, 2009

  10. The sad part is he’s using his blackberry to remote desktop into his home computer to check his WoW character.

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    October 7th, 2009

  11. joeblow

    70’s hippie commando???? What is really in the cargo shorts pocket? A Fat sack of love???? Colonel Mustard on crack??? I just cant decide.

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    October 7th, 2009

  12. Jeremy

    He sent a picture of himself to peopleofwalmart.com while shopping at WalMart using a WalMart demo

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    October 7th, 2009

  13. Pa

    Balding on top because the length is pulling it backwards.

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    October 7th, 2009

  14. Sam

    At least he tried adding a touch of class by tucking in the tie-die tank top. He looks like a liberal arts professor in gardening attire.

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    October 7th, 2009

  15. I would expect to see this in the desert with the other delusional riff raff LOL

    He can see to send a text message but he cant see to dress himself? Hahaha the carnival must be in town :)

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    October 7th, 2009

  16. Jake

    Jamby get a life

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    October 7th, 2009

  17. Otis

    I know the type, power broker and when the walls came crashing down on wall st he slid into the lowley life of a confused homeless man. But dude this Iphone is still sweet.

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    October 7th, 2009

  18. Dan B.

    How many about-to-be-stolen DVDs does he have crammed into his cargo pocket in this picture?

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    October 7th, 2009

  19. sandingo

    Wow, there is actually someone who’s biggest bragging right is to be the first to comment on each picture….. it makes me wonder…. how many of these pictures have you appeared in?

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    October 7th, 2009

  20. HAHA

    Move out of the way Mc Dreamy.

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    October 7th, 2009

  21. Spiffy

    It’s Lemmy from Motorhead.

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    October 7th, 2009

  22. Terry

    This one is not even note worthy ,,, there is a thousand guys in every southern state that looks just like him

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    October 7th, 2009

  23. martini girl

    How about the mutton chop sideburns, coupled with the skullet, of course. I’d be willing to bet he’s picking up the one Chuck Norris “film” his collection is missing.

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    October 7th, 2009

  24. joeblow

    He is checking the GPS traker for his lost dad wearing jorts and a stylish mesh tank top.

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    October 7th, 2009

  25. Todd

    What? EVERYONE in Vermont dresses like that.

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    October 7th, 2009

  26. SusieQ

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    October 7th, 2009

  27. JaneDoe

    Looks like a professor of environmental studies or horticultre and kickin’ ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  28. theperfectweld

    He’s lost and using his GPS to find his way back to the Burning Man festival.

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    October 7th, 2009

  29. Staci

    The skullet is totally doing it for me.

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    October 7th, 2009

  30. cutesox

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    October 7th, 2009

  31. eve

    I was going to say he’s going for his casual day Civil War Reenactor get up but look at his cart….are those printing supplies or what? Maybe he’s in charge of the NC militia newsletter. In which case he needs to stop hanging around Walmart and suit up in case the Revenuers and Carpetbaggers are on the way. At least he’s not hanging around the Hannah Montana section as the real creeparoos seem to be doing all the time.

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    October 7th, 2009

  32. james

    he’s sending a twitter…

    Dear Phishheads,

    I’m at Walmart right now (yeah, yeah, I’m lame and a sellout, but it’s 3 in the morning and my answering machine’s broken and where else am I gonna go?) Also got some Doritos and Oreos. I’m baked out of my mind watching baseball highlights. I’ve been over in electronics for an hour man!

    Peace,
    Trey A.

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    October 7th, 2009

  33. Bullz

    Ring tone set on “Freebird”

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    October 7th, 2009

  34. Jenny

    Oh my! the pocket on the shorts is soo big I thought he had a trendy man-purse to go with his chops!

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    October 7th, 2009

  35. Gecko

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    October 7th, 2009

  36. huevos rancheros

    Kind of a stretch with this one. The guy doesn’t look too bad. This guy’s heads above anyone else on this site. He could be shopping at Target or Walgreens

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    October 7th, 2009

  37. michael

    This picture is hardly worthy of this website. C’mon, would anyone look twice at this guy if you saw him in person? He doesn’t look THAT strange and he’s hardly a freak.

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    October 7th, 2009

  38. jamby has no life

    jamby… do you have a life outside of commenting on this site?? job? hobby? ANYTHING???

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    October 7th, 2009

  39. **CR&RC**

    This guy looks like someone you would see in a broke down van, with his dog, burning incense and selling T-shits two for five.

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    October 7th, 2009

  40. ZOOBACK

    texted “mom, I tucked it in and people are still stareing.”

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    October 7th, 2009

  41. Nobody

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    October 7th, 2009

  42. Mike W.

    Gotta agree, not really site-worthy. He’s just a pot-head stuck in the ’70’s.

    As opposed to the other “creatures” who would be shunned during ANY decade, this guy’s clothes were actually “in” at one time.

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    October 7th, 2009

  43. Laura

    well at least he’s got 199$ to spend on something….a catch at any trailer park.

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    October 7th, 2009

  44. G

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    October 7th, 2009

  45. Herb

    I pick the Mullet, the business up front might be in recession, but the party out back is going strong.

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    October 7th, 2009

  46. Egad, that’s my husband!

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    October 7th, 2009

  47. Grandmasdrinking

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    October 7th, 2009

  48. //Ann

    Aww, leave Jamby alone, he’s our pet – a bit obnoxious, like the dog that pees everywhere, humps the legs of all the visitors, comes in all muddy and reeking of skunk, tears down the screen door, knocks the kids over, and digs up all the spring bulbs you jusy planted – but by gosh, he’s ours. In other words, we can’t get anyone to take him away.

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    October 7th, 2009

  49. Robert

    I think this is a classic! Yes, there’s nothing freakish or unreasonable about any one aspect of him, but put together the mullet, die-tie tanktop, cargo pants, keys, etc. and it all adds up to WAL-MART SHOPPER!

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    October 7th, 2009

  50. jkyle

    Jamby’s gotta be a ringer…

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    October 7th, 2009

  51. Horky the living Spoodge

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    October 7th, 2009

  52. Tonya

    “Honey should I bring home Redneck Comedy Tour or Get R Done video – awww shucks I can’t decide”

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    October 7th, 2009

  53. melany

    I know this guy and I’m not kidding, he’s a doc! this is at the greenville, nc store :P

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    October 7th, 2009

  54. RailGuy

    Its hippigeek!

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    October 7th, 2009

  55. Buster

    Seeing the $199 thought bubble next to his head I think it means he’s using the calculator function on his cellphone………..

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    October 7th, 2009

  56. Benderu

    What’s wrong with having keys in your belt loop? I do at work, because I constantly am opening doors and this keeps the keys at hand.

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    October 7th, 2009

  57. Spiffy

    Benderu, I think the key words (no pun intended) here are “at work.”

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    October 7th, 2009

  58. Sarah - Wales UK

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    October 7th, 2009

  59. Stephanie Withers

    Awe, cut the guy a break. His mom needed a ride so she could buy a new bra. The outfit was a really smart move! I’m sure ANY man would rather look like an idiot in the electronics department, opposed to getting caught helping his mom pick out her underwear!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  60. Leia23

    Awww….Jamby almost made a sentence. Jamby, did hukkd on foniks werk four yoo?

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    October 7th, 2009

  61. Elow

    You people grasp at straws, I’m out

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    October 7th, 2009

  62. senorabigass

    “shld i git git r dun vidoe. am at walma.”
    Reply: y. get lice shampoo 2

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    October 7th, 2009

  63. Actually, this guy looks a LOT like many of the customers I see on a daily basis where I work part time ( not a Wally World ). Oxo You sure you didn’t take this photo near where I work?

    Tie dye should just not be. Period.

    ~~Bee

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    October 7th, 2009

  64. Frank563

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    October 7th, 2009

  65. jim

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    October 7th, 2009

  66. Jen jen

    This is hardly remarkable. More ass cheeks and gunt please.

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    October 7th, 2009

  67. greydogg

    The picture is ME. The keys are to my BMW. I LIKE the shorts. What’s in the pocket is my very full wallet and checkbook. I’m checking my shopping list on my iPhone. The tie dyed tank top is my favorite shirt and…
    Just for your information I have always wore my hair long. It just so happens that I’m going bald. At least I don’t waste my time insulting other people on some stupid website. Having said that, There are some real FREAKS here. OMG!!!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  68. TheBigNasty

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    October 7th, 2009

  69. Johnny

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    October 7th, 2009

  70. esrejic

    Bahahahahaha!!!
    “Civil war mustache”!!!

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    October 7th, 2009

  71. clamburger

    No way this is a mullet or skullet….the dude just has long hair that’s pushed back..I call shenanigans…learn the difference folks :)

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    October 7th, 2009

  72. Tim Patterson

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    October 8th, 2009

  73. BUNKY

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    October 8th, 2009

  74. jamby

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    October 8th, 2009

  75. ChronicWanderer

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    October 8th, 2009

  76. stephanie

    at least he looks like he is using an iphone. you have to give him something for that!

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    October 8th, 2009

  77. heather

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    October 8th, 2009

  78. millenniumtree

    Hey, I think he looks quite alright. Comfortable.

    And it’s a good thing too! That’s what I’m going to look like in 20 years, because THAT’S MY DAD! (greydogg – he posted above!)

    For real. Not kidding.

    We all think it’s pretty awesome he made it on here.
    Go, dad, go. ;)

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    October 8th, 2009

  79. Shane Johnson

    PAGING JOE DIRT

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    October 9th, 2009

  80. Dawn

    I also know Greydog, and am also proud of him, just as his son millenniumtree is!

    Go Greydog Go!

    There are some freaks on this website, someone wanted to get their 15 minutes of fame by posting this picture. Greydog is just comfortable.

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    October 9th, 2009

  81. mariah`

    OMG IVE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!!! O-O the kids i babysit, thir mum works there!!! Lmfao.

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    October 10th, 2009

  82. Hook

    I think Jamby is the one wearing the lucky charms jacket in a recent picture.

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    October 11th, 2009

  83. Shanna

    seriously I thought this was my brother in law at first I had to do a double take…….I am not proud ……it isn’t him though

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    October 12th, 2009

  84. Me must be smoking some excellent shit….

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    October 14th, 2009

  85. retsamnawibo

    No its the long lost drumer for the Kentucky Headhunters

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    October 14th, 2009

  86. hitman

    its the civil war ’stache combined w/ the mullet which is the real kicker

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    December 1st, 2009

  87. HEREPIGGY

    It is widely known that one should tuck their tie-dye muscle shirt into their belted cargo shorts if they want to be treated with respect at Wal-Mart. The belt loop keychain just screams “I own a fleet of expensive cars”. I am guessing this was taken during the change of season and he hadn’t unpacked his summer shoes yet, and has decided it is perfectly acceptable to wear wool socks and loafers with beach attire.

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    December 20th, 2009

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