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Belly Dancer



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Just try to resist this guy! The unbuttoned work-pants show the ladies that he is all business. You know this trucker is one pickup line away from taking that lady in pink back to his place, which is conveniently parked about 50 yards from the entrance door.

Arizona

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  1. Lola

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    October 8th, 2009

  2. Shmuckette

    I dream of jeannie with the yucky man boobs

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    October 8th, 2009

  3. Faeight

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    October 8th, 2009

  4. Jennifer

    oh, GROSS!

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    October 8th, 2009

  5. DEAN

    THIS GUY IS PROBABLY THE LEAST OFFENSIVE DEGENERATE ON POWM TO DATE. IM IN LOVE!!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  6. Gross

    He just is trying to attract that bathing suit lady into unzipping that fly with her teeth!

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    October 8th, 2009

  7. Jello

    Yes!! yes! YES! YES!! no! NO NO NO!!! oh god no!!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  8. Kylie

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    October 8th, 2009

  9. Lori

    Hmm, the Belly Dancer guy and the Lady in Pink… what a disturbing couple!

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    October 8th, 2009

  10. crystal

    Even in Arizona, it cannot possibly be hot enough to excuse this most heinous of crimes.

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    October 8th, 2009

  11. I’m from Arizona. I guess now I know why my parents decided to move.

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    October 8th, 2009

  12. Kylie

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    October 8th, 2009

  13. Leonard Smith

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    October 8th, 2009

  14. Leia23

    Boy, he’s rocking those ’80s tapered jeans, isn’t he? I wonder if that’s a midriff tee or if he just sucks at doing laundry?

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    October 8th, 2009

  15. Amandaaaaa

    heeyy baby slow it down, just wanna see you touch the grounddddd

    SHAKE YA BODY LIKE A BELLY DANCAAA

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    October 8th, 2009

  16. Buster

    The Worst Walmart Greeter in the World………

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    October 8th, 2009

  17. propagandhi

    East bound and down loaded up and truckin
    We gonna do what they say can’t be done

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    October 8th, 2009

  18. Buster

    He has more hair on his belly than his head…..

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    October 8th, 2009

  19. sam

    awesome lol

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    October 8th, 2009

  20. FormerWalmartian

    He is well proud of that body he worked so hard for and he’s going to show it off, damn it. Sure he humiliates his whole family in the process but that bod and a bottle of Boones Farm gets him the ladies.

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    October 8th, 2009

  21. Buster

    “Just WAIT till I find the guy who superglued my hands to my hat !!!”

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    October 8th, 2009

  22. Rob

    Seriously, this guy is 2 seconds away from one of two things:

    1.) hopping in his big rig and going to the closest truck stop for a little lovin’ glory hole style.

    2.) Telling some kid he has some candy back in his white, windowless, shag carpeted van.

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    October 8th, 2009

  23. J

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    October 8th, 2009

  24. I forgot it

    after a hard days work billy bob thought he would stop by his local walmart and try and find himself some lovin

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    October 8th, 2009

  25. D-Man

    “Honey can you see me?”

    “Hurry up an park the pickup – I can”t do this all day!”

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    October 8th, 2009

  26. shileena

    Those aren’t 6 pack abs. They’re mad dog 20-20 abs

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    October 8th, 2009

  27. MATTHEW S

    Well its almost sundown, time to show my stuff and get my grove on. You think the belly hair is attracting anybody

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    October 8th, 2009

  28. Juls

    he seen this site and is praying that his walmart has slobs walking around half dressed so he has a chance at getting lucky tonight

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    October 8th, 2009

  29. Buster

    The Male Whitis Trashius will sometimes stand where he knows large groups of females will gather……in a fascinating mating display he will raise his arms far above his head, exposing highly scented glands located under the arms, releasing a strong male musk which can be smelled for literally miles. As you can see he is also raising his baseball cap, a kind of billboard to potential mates….the male Whitis Trashius will attach a logo or lewd saying to the front of his soiled hat to try and impress the females of the species……you can see him boldly holding his cap aloft, making sure a potential mate can read the message ! Fascinating behavior !

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    October 8th, 2009

  30. Meg

    does anyone know where in AZ this was????

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    October 8th, 2009

  31. Repeaterknee

    I know you’ve had 2 kids, but DAMN Britney… you’ve really let yourself go.

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    October 8th, 2009

  32. prcrap

    Later his girlfriend ShiLeena left WMart wearing a barely there pink bathing suit and carrying 6 boxes of chocolate cake mix and 2 jars of marshmellow fluff

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    October 8th, 2009

  33. Matthew S

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    October 8th, 2009

  34. senorabigass

    ooooo! he would rock my niece’s bachelorette party. Can someone say “sex-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

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    October 8th, 2009

  35. RUB MY BELLY FOR GOOD LUCK! ONLY COST YOU A QUARTER! RUB MY REDNECK BELLY….MOM AND DAD….YOUNG AND OLD…KIDS OF ALL AGES!

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    October 8th, 2009

  36. Jade

    I could forgive this maybe if he had a rawkin 6pack….and not the tasty cold kind you drink.

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    October 8th, 2009

  37. Cue the music please……..blindfold the children please………

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    October 8th, 2009

  38. Janel

    dude he is totaly rockin the beer gut.

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    October 8th, 2009

  39. Romeo

    Wal-mart hires the cutest greeters.

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    October 8th, 2009

  40. sweetypoo

    In the words of MC Hammer – CAN’T TOUCH THIS!!!!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  41. MJD

    “I’m your private dancer, dancer for money… do anything for you….”

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    October 8th, 2009

  42. Kristin_easilyamused

    What’s everyone’s problem? This is just wal-creature mating call. I’m pretty sure its mating season right now too. That lady in the pink doesn’t stand a chance.

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    October 8th, 2009

  43. CA Gal

    I’m just not getting the hat/cap thing…. Looks like a Haloween mask of some sort, or a howler monkey is on top of his head – or maybe I just need to clean the screen on my monitor after gagging over all the exposed flesh we’ve seen today.

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    October 8th, 2009

  44. Amanda

    He is trying to entice us with his manly wiles! hey baby wanna fuck? come on my big rigs got a mood light setting!

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    October 8th, 2009

  45. i will rassle the lady in pink for a chance with this stud!

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    October 8th, 2009

  46. that’s not a person of Wal-Mart… that’s Kate Gosselin before her tummy-tuck.

    -The Big Cheese
    http://www.RumorRat.com

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    October 8th, 2009

  47. Ted

    Correct me if I’m wrong but this guy is familiar with the way of the handcuff.

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    October 8th, 2009

  48. MD

    A disgrace to the race. Probably queer as a $3 bill. He just came out of a department store that sells long, nondescript t-shirts for $4. He could have at least bought one.

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    October 8th, 2009

  49. Ted

    Didn’t I see him on America’s least wanted?

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    October 8th, 2009

  50. bobobo

    six pack my ass check out the longneck

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    October 8th, 2009

  51. kimberly C

    Where Joe Dirt left off, now comes Bubba’ the Belly dancer

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    October 8th, 2009

  52. bartnkcmo

    belly shirt on…check
    pants unbuttoned..check…

    guess I’m open for business

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    October 8th, 2009

  53. bartonkcmo

    it’s better than yours
    it’s better than yours

    my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard

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    October 8th, 2009

  54. John

    OMG!!! It’s another one of those “Gay Redneck” Halloween costumes! They seem to be pretty popular this year!

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    October 8th, 2009

  55. Bebe

    are those… mom jeans?

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    October 8th, 2009

  56. Sean

    He should pierce that belly button for added effect

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    October 8th, 2009

  57. bns

    how cute… a baby beer belly

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    October 8th, 2009

  58. patricia

    OMG…no dad no!!! those are my clothes!!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  59. God

    Is that a shoplifted Oral B toothbrush in his pocket, or is he just happy to see daylight.after his time in the county penitentiary?

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    October 8th, 2009

  60. Kittyhead

    Lordy, lordy, PLEASE cover that up!!!!!!!!

    At least it’s not as bad as the ‘lady’ in the ripped pink top/tunic/dress?

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    October 8th, 2009

  61. Diana

    Must have been the Wal-Mart in Maricopa! ;)

    Or the West side…whichever.

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    October 8th, 2009

  62. Bullz

    “Has anyone seen my son? I left him right here 2 days ago in front of this red pole wearing the same shirt…only a bit bigger….I missed his call….he’s with child so its imparitive that we find him……

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    October 9th, 2009

  63. PRINCESS

    I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT.TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TO SEXY UCK. EVEN THE HAT IS TRYING TO GET AWAY.

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    October 9th, 2009

  64. squarebear

    With the economy being down and jobs hard to find, billy bob decides to try for day labor and to advertise his best assets!

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    October 9th, 2009

  65. Clem

    I’d bet 100 bucks this guys is wearing a g-string.

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    October 9th, 2009

  66. Mr. PopTart

    He’s the reason I left Arizona – commander redneck and his fudgepacker

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    October 9th, 2009

  67. Just Me

    Holy crap! That’s just odd…

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    October 9th, 2009

  68. Horky the living Spoodge

    I hate him.

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    October 9th, 2009

  69. Politically Incorrect

    Trucker?

    And just how did you deduce he was a trucker?

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    October 9th, 2009

  70. Grandmasdrinking

    Dress code for POWL. ALL shoppers must be covered from the shoulders to 2 inches below the hip bone. Paper capes will be sold by the dozen. If unable to comply, there will be a drive up window, at an extra fee per item.
    Pedestrians may also start using the carwash at the Wallyworld gas station immediately prior to entrance This will be a BOGO sale every day prior to 6 am. We are considering opening laundromats, with assigned personnel to assist the customers, as they obviously do not know what “laundry” or “soap” means.

    Please post at entrance doors ASAP

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    October 9th, 2009

  71. Hey I am not understanding what’s going on.Anybody can explain it.
    Please.

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    October 9th, 2009

  72. Licia

    I think that’s my dad.

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    October 9th, 2009

  73. jamby

    MAYBE HOMEBOY WAS JUS HOT AND HAD TO ROLL UP HIS SHIRT FO A MUNUTE, DA FUCK YALL HATIN ON EM FOR? DUDE PROLLY BE MACKIN DEM HOES ANYWAYS

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    October 9th, 2009

  74. Tera-Ram

    What in thw world is that running down his left leg?

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    October 9th, 2009

  75. Tabbi-Lu

    Is anyone else waiting on Chris Hanson to walk up to him and start interviewing him about a dirty chat he “allegedly” had with a 13 year old boy????

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    October 9th, 2009

  76. Phantom7

    You know he’s not a real greeter when he says, “I got some candy in my van!”

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    October 9th, 2009

  77. etsryan

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    October 9th, 2009

  78. Danigirl

    ” I’m a genie in a bottle baby, come, come , come on in – MEOW “

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    October 9th, 2009

  79. Now here’s a guy who needs to bring sexy back … to the return counter for a refund!

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    October 9th, 2009

  80. Anathema

    Did he rip the bottom half off that shirt, or was it a women’s shirt to begin with? And wtf is he holding over his head like that? It looks like he wants to dump ice cream all over himself.

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    October 10th, 2009

  81. I hope to any God(s) that will listen that the pic was snapped as he was in the process of removing the shirt entirely.

    Because, as repulsive as that may be to some, I find it highly preferable to any number of plausible alternatives…

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    October 10th, 2009

  82. Tina

    This has to be Apache Junction.

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    October 10th, 2009

  83. Alex

    I think we all know this is actually Target. The red pole makes it pretty obvious…

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    October 10th, 2009

  84. fred

    I think he lost a bet.

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    October 10th, 2009

  85. Ralph having mistaken the Wamart freak show for Mardi Gras flashes his boobs in hopes of obtaining beads.

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    October 10th, 2009

  86. Jen

    ….And the trucker had completes the look….

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    October 10th, 2009

  87. devans00

    Hey boys, come and get it!

    Like balding men with a paunch in a belly shirt. Here ya go.

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    October 10th, 2009

  88. like my converse?

    wtf is that thing hes holding???

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    October 12th, 2009

  89. sally

    he just lookin plain creepy lol

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    October 17th, 2009

  90. Abby and Anna

    to think these ppl actually think these outfits r appropriate 4 public…-anna

    he’s even holding his hands up like a belly dancer!-abby

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    November 1st, 2009

  91. Mondika

    Is he posing?

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    November 6th, 2009

  92. Mitch Lingrell

    Can’t be a trucker………………..at least not one that is parked within 50 yds of the door. Walmart doesn’t let us park there . let alone that close to the door.

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    November 14th, 2009

  93. El Kev

    I’m jealous of that bulge. I mean, my LORD do yo SEE that thing?

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    December 18th, 2009

  94. julie

    either a tranny or a male hooker
    either way eeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

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    June 3rd, 2010

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