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This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing gender appropriate clothes. Maybe it’s all three – an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who can’t pick out manly clothes.

Texas

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  1. Ted

    The word I coined for just such an occasion is skankenstein.

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    October 9th, 2009

  2. Buster

    Dammit ! I KNEW one day i’d turn on my computer and see a pic of myself on here !!

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    October 9th, 2009

  3. Susan

    GOOD LORD!

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    October 9th, 2009

  4. josue

    ha ha ha only at wally world

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    October 9th, 2009

  5. jamby

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    October 9th, 2009

  6. Lauren

    I’m digging the dirt/skid marks on the shorts….. tells me he likes it a little rough :D

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    October 9th, 2009

  7. Shell

    Those are definitely man legs!

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    October 9th, 2009

  8. Charlie

    That reminds me of the Geico commercials, with the cavemen! lol

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    October 9th, 2009

  9. Ryan

    Um, is nobody else looking at the enormous shit stain??

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    October 9th, 2009

  10. AMG

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    October 9th, 2009

  11. Canadian Bacon

    Why is it most of these pictures are from Texas or from that area??? is there something we should know ???

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    October 9th, 2009

  12. Beano

    EWWW – what is that stain on the seat of his/her pants?

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    October 9th, 2009

  13. LTJ

    Looks like one of those Geico Cavemen.

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    October 9th, 2009

  14. Shell

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    October 9th, 2009

  15. Tammy

    What in the world is he thinking.

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    October 9th, 2009

  16. Rayzin

    Please stay away from the red acid!

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    October 9th, 2009

  17. Leann

    What the…?

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    October 9th, 2009

  18. Zombie Lady

    Stanley tragically, yet humorously, completely missed the point when he was told that women like men who are in touch with their feminine side.

    Yay for run-on sentences too! :P

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    October 9th, 2009

  19. Grandmasdrinking

    A candidate for the Wallyworld newest addition. The walk through car wash. Quick get the bi-sexual burka.

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    October 9th, 2009

  20. Bullz

    Sharters annonomous – step 1: admitting you have a problem while waiting in the return line when you should have been in the shitter not more than 20 feet away….now, about the attire….

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    October 9th, 2009

  21. Tershme

    I vote man but what is all over the back his pants?????

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    October 9th, 2009

  22. Sabrina

    “The best thing about high school girls is that I keep gettin’ older and the girls stay the same age…”

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    October 9th, 2009

  23. makksk

    It amazes me what we’re finding deep in the Heart of Texas.

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    October 9th, 2009

  24. Bubba Gumpie

    Kyle, the black sheep of the Kristofferson family, had no musical ability, and was forced to eke out a living as an adult bookstore attendant in Texas…

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    October 9th, 2009

  25. Buster

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    October 9th, 2009

  26. Sheyen

    Uh that dude looks like George Michael in the face, and knowing HIS history……..I shall say no more…….

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    October 9th, 2009

  27. Sam

    This is one of those pictures where I just have to stare and wonder. I do a lot of that on this site.

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    October 9th, 2009

  28. Rob

    I think that “thing” shit its pants

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    October 9th, 2009

  29. Kat

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    October 9th, 2009

  30. Sheyen

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    October 9th, 2009

  31. BuBBa Joe

    Tila Tequila has given up looking for love and now prowls Walmart looking for moustache wax.

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    October 9th, 2009

  32. sayheysandiego

    I want to sincerely thank the Wal-Mart family for providing such lively
    entertainment!! I chuckle all day now!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  33. Weegie

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    October 9th, 2009

  34. D.D.

    If there’s fruit, there’s nuts.

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    October 9th, 2009

  35. Robert Stewart

    He tried… but dude DONT look like a lady ..

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    October 9th, 2009

  36. Jacky Treehorn

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    October 9th, 2009

  37. Jessica

    i call that a ” shim”!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  38. Weegie

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    October 9th, 2009

  39. THAT GUY

    is that POOP on the back of his shorts!!?? oh yuck……………

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    October 9th, 2009

  40. Brad

    Does anyone else think he looks remarkably like the “Need More Supplies” paint huffing guy from a couple of weeks back?

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    October 9th, 2009

  41. Angela

    What about that yummy muffin top it’s got going on! Lovely

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    October 9th, 2009

  42. I ata Pie

    Damn, don’t take the picture from the side; get me from the front!!! From the side, my muffin-top doesn’t match my bony knee and my beard!!!

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    October 9th, 2009

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    October 9th, 2009

  44. BMF

    Ittss a mannn baaby! Yeah!

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    October 9th, 2009

  45. Ted

    Kat I think your taking this in the wrong light. I don’t think myself better than anyone. God knows I have had my fashion faux pas over the years. Probably still do. All of us could shart without notice. And all of us are subject to the angle of the lens which could at any time make any of us look ridiculous. I have learned to laugh at myself a little and think we could all learn from seeing ourselves through the eyes of others. That being said I am never going into Walmart without a Burka.

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    October 9th, 2009

  46. Beth

    Um, uh, ya. Ugh. What the….

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    October 9th, 2009

  47. annonnemouse

    If you squint, it looks like Burt Reynolds… I guess Bert Reynolds is in a bad, bad place right now…

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    October 9th, 2009

  48. ummmm....

    what could he/she possibly be returning…???

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    October 9th, 2009

  49. MJD

    Aw crap… another one from TX… geez… But I do like his perplexed look like he is not sure he should be returning his pink dress… and a dude with a muffin top…. geez!

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    October 9th, 2009

  50. vegas363

    Um, yes, Hi. Can you tell me what aisle upper lip wax is in?

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    October 9th, 2009

  51. riverbrat

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    October 9th, 2009

  52. A~

    Ted – “Skankenstein”. That going into my vocabulary…

    Ok. I think I see a mustache.
    The flower print top that shows the belly button.
    Too tight cutoff denim shorts.
    Dirt or shit stain on said shorts.
    The Spinal Tap hair cut.
    The pose he/she/it is taking in the picture.

    100% People of Walmart

    What is it about the southern states where a man will put on clothes that make him look like this? Where I live, if you’re gay, there’s almost no doubt. The way you walk, the way you talk. There’s no ambiguity. Must be the repressed homosexual tendencies from living in a region where proclaiming your gayness is the same as saying Osama Bin Landen is your roll model…

    That guy should move to San Francisco where he doesn’t have to hide in the closet anymore.

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    October 9th, 2009

  53. Politically Incorrect

    Froot Loops aisle 14

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    October 9th, 2009

  54. theperfectweld

    As a Californian I can say Texas is definitely giving California a run for their money.

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    October 9th, 2009

  55. Cyrix

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    October 9th, 2009

  56. Lisa

    Methinks it is Hitler’s daughter!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  57. Laurie

    Looks like he’s thinking, “OMG, that pregnancy test HAS to be wrong!”,

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    October 9th, 2009

  58. Weegie

    We waited for 2000 years and THIS is what Jesus decides to wear for his comeback tour ?!?

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    October 9th, 2009

  59. Spiffy

    That is a dirty dude!

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    October 9th, 2009

  60. Jon Ryan

    Looks like sHE shit themselves.

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    October 9th, 2009

  61. Mark

    Nice mullet!!!!!!!!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  62. Jimmy Two Shoes

    JAMBY??? Is that you???

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    October 9th, 2009

  63. Jackie Thurman

    ‘Skankenstein’ is a good one! I think I’ve seen this person peeping into windows around here. Definitely a ‘REDNECK’ queen. His sister ????? brother lives not too far from me! What can I say I live in the middle of the ‘bible belt’!!!! And I qualify as INSANE…HUH!

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    October 9th, 2009

  64. dan

    i would be careful what we all say looks like there is going to be a full moon tonight…

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    October 9th, 2009

  65. Jayme (Chino California)

    He must be returning the underwear he soiled along with those fringy cut off no-bo’s!

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    October 9th, 2009

  66. Chrissy

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    October 9th, 2009

  67. mark

    Father Murphy?

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    October 9th, 2009

  68. Tonya

    Is that crap on the back of “his” pants???

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    October 9th, 2009

  69. jennygirl

    We call it a Goy in Washington…the mustache might be a good indicator that this is a man BUT then again maybe not..

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    October 9th, 2009

  70. beth

    i just wonder what is on the back of “its” pants

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    October 9th, 2009

  71. prcrap

    Dad?! Wtf…

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    October 9th, 2009

  72. Tony

    Looks like another celebrity (George Michael) shops at walmart.

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    October 9th, 2009

  73. Justin

    Looks like a gay MacGyver

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    October 9th, 2009

  74. Amanda

    Now that is titty side! Is she wearing a walmart sack? I guess that’s one way to recycle those old walmart bags!

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    October 9th, 2009

  75. ShiLeena

    The rumor was true. Magician Doug Henney really was alive and (not so) well and living in a cave outside Waco, Texas.

    http://www.nndb.com/people/715/000024643/doug-henning.jpg

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    October 9th, 2009

  76. prcrap

    Not understanding what “for external use only” meant until after it was too late, ShiLeena returned the box of hair remover while secretly hoping no one would point to her as the source of the foul stench.

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    October 9th, 2009

  77. beefcacke

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    October 9th, 2009

  78. Mirror, Mirror

    I am convinced some people simply pile clothes on the floor and rummage through the heap. “Hey, these cut-offs are a little stiff, but Rayleen’s T-shirt don’t smell too bad – let’s go to WalMart!”

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    October 9th, 2009

  79. beefcacke

    chewbacca got shaved.

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    October 9th, 2009

  80. Jen

    George Michael?

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    October 9th, 2009

  81. CBR

    I see (s)he is at the service desk. Returning stolen merchandise for meth money no doubt.

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    October 9th, 2009

  82. Horky the living Spoodge

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    October 9th, 2009

  83. kris

    erm…ummm…..words fail me

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    October 9th, 2009

  84. bc

    and a shitstain!

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    October 9th, 2009

  85. Buster

    By his pensive look I think Colin Farrell is having second thoughts about his decision to portray skating bad girl Tonya Harding :(

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    October 9th, 2009

  86. John

    Dude looks like a semi-retarded Colin Farrell in drag…

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    October 9th, 2009

  87. Me

    Wow Somebodys off their Meds!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  88. rob

    That guy is gayer than a San Francisco hair dresser, or the reason why blind people need to have someone else dress them! should have taken the picture from the front so we could have checked for brestesses!

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    October 9th, 2009

  89. Phantom7

    “Had to borrow my daughter’s shirt. The hog ate with my good NASCAR wife-beater… I should have it back before church on Sunday though…”

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    October 9th, 2009

  90. Gee

    Aw man!! Show the clerks faces so I can see their expressions! LOL Now that I think abot it…I don;t think you can surprise a person that works at Walmart….

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    October 9th, 2009

  91. Big Ern McCracken

    I’m going with ugly dude that crapped his pants……

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    October 9th, 2009

  92. theperfectweld

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    October 9th, 2009

  93. Dan

    UMMMM….. you asked what he could be returning. I think I know what it is. It has to be his dignity.

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    October 9th, 2009

  94. BUNKY

    Now I can’t get that damn song “Lola” out of my head!

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    October 9th, 2009

  95. eyes wide open

    Oh my …that is a dude.

    Really he gives tranvestites a bad name.

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    October 9th, 2009

  96. Shadopilot

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    October 9th, 2009

  97. mobile

    How can one be tall & lean and yet still manage a muffin top?

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    October 9th, 2009

  98. Shadopilot

    What! nobody mentioned eye bleach or throwing up in their mouth a little?
    Glad thats over!

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    October 9th, 2009

  99. Teeps

    Is that a shit stain on his ass??

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    October 9th, 2009

  100. Wow.. Maybe he was in a hurry an grabbed his wifes shirt…

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    October 9th, 2009

  101. Yellowstag

    It seems the most messed up photos on here are from Texas. It must be like the Land of OZ there or somthing.

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    October 9th, 2009

  102. el frog

    Obviously Mr Maam is returning Depends. He/she didn’t know they were no good for sharters.

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    October 9th, 2009

  103. Anyone else think “it” looks like the Geico caveman?

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    October 9th, 2009

  104. el frog

    Obviously Mr Maam is returning Depends. He/she didn’t know they were no good for sharters….

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    October 9th, 2009

  105. kristin_easilyamused

    I wonder who does it’s highlights? They are phenomonal!

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    October 9th, 2009

  106. Cristobal Colon

    and that shit in it’s pants

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    October 9th, 2009

  107. Mr. Ken

    Weave? Check.
    Hot shorts? Check.
    Purdy crop top? Check.
    Shaved off goatee? Oh no…

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    October 9th, 2009

  108. Tasty Penguin

    Its funny last night at my local Walmart there was a creature as confused as this guy but I just couldnt take the picture. I felt sorry for it for some reason. I did laugh my ass off though

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    October 9th, 2009

  109. Jim

    Now what was it I forgot to put on this morning?

    Shirt? No…
    Pants? Got ‘em…

    Oh yeah – my penis!!!!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  110. Jessica

    wish I could have seen the cashiers faces that is a priceless moment at walmart

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    October 9th, 2009

  111. Mr. Ken

    I think we need a new site called ‘trannysofwalmart.com’
    A hot mess like this needs her own site.
    Snap!

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    October 9th, 2009

  112. ZOOBACK

    I can’t even make fun of this one. Something so wrong is going on there.

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    October 9th, 2009

  113. steve

    Are those skid marks ???/

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    October 9th, 2009

  114. steve

    are those skid marks???

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    October 9th, 2009

  115. pastorofmuppets

    So much for moving to Texas when it secedes… Faith in humanity… going.. going… gone

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    October 9th, 2009

  116. Yrmom

    Yummy?

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    October 9th, 2009

  117. realitycheck36

    I believe the thoughts going through his head are “Which one of these lovelies should I invite back to my trailer to split a 6 pack of Schlitz and a moon pie with?”

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    October 9th, 2009

  118. Big Guy

    OMG!!! Is that a shart stain??

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    October 9th, 2009

  119. crystal

    I’m not trying to be disgusting, but judging by that heinous stain on the shorts, are we sure that’s a mustache on his face. I mean, I’m just sayin…clearly this she-man is into some weird shit – perhaps literally.

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    October 9th, 2009

  120. scoots McKenzie

    Tranny Trailer Trash

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    October 9th, 2009

  121. Den of Earth

    OK, you have 1 minute to produce my refund or I’ll scream rape and Sh*t again!

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    October 9th, 2009

  122. Den of Earth

    OK you have 1 minute to give me my refund or I’ll scream rape and sh*t again!

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    October 9th, 2009

  123. Dawn

    Not to mention it looks like he shit himself….

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    October 9th, 2009

  124. ninaluv

    i have a feeling this is a hoax ,that thing cant be for real!!!!!

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    October 9th, 2009

  125. Clem

    Let’s hope that after this person cashed his/her/its welfare check he/she/it made a beeline to the adult diaper section.

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    October 9th, 2009

  126. Jen

    The grass stain on the seat just adds SO much to this picture… *runs to find the bleach… for her eyes, not the shorts*

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    October 9th, 2009

  127. tracey

    it looks like it also pooped its shorts….

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    October 9th, 2009

  128. CJ

    WHAT the hell is that?

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    October 9th, 2009

  129. John

    My question is what exactly is the brown stain on the shorts?? Did s/he sit in something? I hope??

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    October 9th, 2009

  130. Snow White

    Wow… I’d so buy that for a dollar

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    October 9th, 2009

  131. Hahahah

    Makes me think of “Deliverance”

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    October 9th, 2009

  132. DogBitez

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    October 9th, 2009

  133. steve

    are those skid marks on his shorts???

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    October 9th, 2009

  134. texaswalmart

    There aint enough customer service in the world going to fix this problem.

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    October 9th, 2009

  135. MinnesotaMama

    With all the photo’s from Texas, we should let Texas secede if they want.

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    October 9th, 2009

  136. Joan

    He looks like the huffer with the gold paint from earlier on the site

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    October 9th, 2009

  137. e underwood

    Yeah, it kinda looks he/she made it to the bathroom a little too late

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    October 10th, 2009

  138. LJ

    I’ve just decided my next career is going to be “Walmart Cashier”….in either FL, TX or CA. I need more laughs in my life!

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    October 10th, 2009

  139. Yes, I’d like to return this here douche….I don’t have a vagina. Thilly me!! hehehehe!

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    October 10th, 2009

  140. Looks like a Norman Rockwell painting gone all wrong!!

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    October 10th, 2009

  141. chris

    I would like to return these cucumbers and vasiline please

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    October 10th, 2009

  142. Anathema

    That stain looks like it could be motor oil, like he/she wiped their hands on the butt of their shorts. I really really hope that’s what it is, because all the alternatives are just nasty.

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    October 10th, 2009

  143. Casey

    Kinda looks like Leslie….All you Austin, TX folks know what I mean.

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    October 10th, 2009

  144. kb

    its like the geico caveman that failed auditions

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    October 10th, 2009

  145. hoozcryinow

    Isn’t this that dude who plays the milk filled guitar???

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    October 10th, 2009

  146. littledog

    Um, I’m thinkin’ hard, not easy when I’m high on meth–So, Walmart Customer Service People, will I get more money if I return my mascara, or my shaving cream?

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    October 10th, 2009

  147. Mary

    i thinks it’s a woman with a dirty sanchez!

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    October 10th, 2009

  148. Jen

    I honestly wish the faces of the employees weren’t blurred out, I bet they’re trying as hard as they can not to laugh their asses off at this he/she/pink/shitstained “thing”

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    October 10th, 2009

  149. Esther

    And someone who has clearly soiled their shorts.

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    October 10th, 2009

  150. Valerie Sampson

    Looks like he/she/it in his pants too. Depends maybe?

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    October 10th, 2009

  151. misssunshine

    And when will the karma change?

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    October 10th, 2009

  152. Sheila

    This…..PERSON isn’t the worst cross dresser ever…..there’s 1 in my Wal-mart I’ve been hoping to see since I found this site…..can’t describe “him”…..got to be seen to believe…..

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    October 10th, 2009

  153. marie

    Oh.My.LORD!!

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    October 10th, 2009

  154. RICOCHET

    Adds a whole new meaning to “Texas Big-Haired Women” ~!

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    October 10th, 2009

  155. Carlito

    ID FUCK HER

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    October 10th, 2009

  156. WebPulp

    I think this “guy” shops at every Walmart* in the nation. I know I’ve spotted him in at least 5 different Wal*marts in 3 different states.

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    October 10th, 2009

  157. Missme

    WOWZER!! I have NEVER seen anything like that here in OZ…
    The most feral “SHIM” I have ever seen!! hahaha

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    October 10th, 2009

  158. Rebecca

    Dude I don’t think my grandma would wear this out to public.

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    October 10th, 2009

  159. LaLa

    Looks like the guy from the Geico Caveman commercials

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    October 10th, 2009

  160. Constance

    I think this is Leslie. If so, he ran for Mayor a few years back … he lost in case you were wondering. ha … google him. Pretty hilarious!

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    October 11th, 2009

  161. scoots McKenzie

    Trailer Trash Tranny

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    October 11th, 2009

  162. granny panties

    SEXY KNEES, SEXY BELLY

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    October 11th, 2009

  163. mad max epad

    so apparently when the shave wookies it is a trailer trash tranny underneath?

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    October 11th, 2009

  164. did he/she shit itself???

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    October 12th, 2009

  165. Katie

    That’s definitely a dude.

    But I gotta give him props- he does have some nice legs! They even look clean-shaven! Yeah, that’s HOT!

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    October 12th, 2009

  166. ..davis.

    JOE DIRT!!

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    October 12th, 2009

  167. Hershel

    It’s Sasquatch! He threw on his girlfriend’s clothes (after spending a hot night at her house) to run out and get her some cigs.

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    October 12th, 2009

  168. Melissa

    Hoping that’s not poop on his shorts!

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    October 12th, 2009

  169. ashamed

    It is amazing the number of people on here that would proclaim to be “christians” but are so far from God in what they say and do. If our Lord was here, he would take this man in and help him without reserve, not make fun of him. I guess most of you have never been down on your luck….yet….if you had you would maybe be a little more humble.

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    October 13th, 2009

  170. curly

    Wait a sec…isn’t that George Michael of Wham?

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    October 13th, 2009

  171. C

    This isn’t Leslie is it? Was this in Austin??
    Poor Leslie is in the hospital after brain surgery.

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    October 13th, 2009

  172. Shaaaa

    thats what you call a man prostitute

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    October 13th, 2009

  173. BWAAAAHAAAAHAAA..I’m gonna p my pants..ha ha ha ha ha..

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    October 13th, 2009

  174. Inner tube is not sexxy.

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    October 13th, 2009

  175. Susan in Warrenville

    Looks a little like Brad Pitt in “Burn After Reading”!

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    October 13th, 2009

  176. Saisho Sin

    I want to take time to thank whoever made the decision to blur out the employees’ faces. Yes, those of us who work there or who have worked there, do get the great amusement of seeing these creatures live. Sometimes though, you just don’t want to admit it…. You know….It just…
    ….Someone pass me the bleach.

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    October 14th, 2009

  177. woop woop

    Sometimes, crossdressers aren’t the snazziest at picking out their apparel, and crossdresser isn’t a term for just drag queens, it’s anyone that likes to dress up as the opposite sex.

    With that said, he/she/shim should save that for home ONLY and not come out in public like that. Horrid! I bet he had slightly long dirty nails too

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    October 14th, 2009

  178. Lori

    My husband works for a company in Springfield MO he knows this guy, he usually wears all pink and his name is Bob, yes this is a MAN!!!

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    October 15th, 2009

  179. If Joe Dirt and Kurt Cobain had a child…

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    October 15th, 2009

  180. Osley

    And Here Comes..
    Summer Fashion 2009..

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    October 15th, 2009

  181. Cherishedblackened

    OMG Put him in a thong and red underwear and it’s the cop in this weeks episode of Southpark!!!!!!

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    October 16th, 2009

  182. Can O Whoopass

    The unknown Bush… Nell.

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    October 16th, 2009

  183. Sean

    didnt neanderthals die out millenias ago?

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    October 17th, 2009

  184. poon

    bet hes thinking ” tampons or pads?”

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    October 17th, 2009

  185. Melissa

    literally just hurt myself laughing omg hahahaha

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    October 19th, 2009

  186. Keith

    did those shorts include the shit stain? or is that custom?

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    October 19th, 2009

  187. maggy

    What every woman wants. A pair of white short shorts with crap smeared across the back

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    October 19th, 2009

  188. Jayboo must be a queer, don’t bash a man that’s dead and can’t respond to your idiousy!

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    October 20th, 2009

  189. 3klipse

    I honestly swear to god. I think I recognize this person. He is a bum in S.V., AZ.

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    October 21st, 2009

  190. Jan in Texas

    Canadian, I’m from Texas, and yes on more occassions than I care to think about you see such as this in the store, most of them are from Wood County Texas . LOL (My husband is from that County) HA

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    October 21st, 2009

  191. PACORPSE666

    Damn good thing we can’t smell the images. Bet this guy reeks of Marlboros, Budweiser, body odor, and shit. Stay classy, Texas.

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    October 24th, 2009

  192. Wow its Manbearpig

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    October 25th, 2009

  193. Bradi H

    Im just wondering what that big brown mess on the back of those shorts is!! EWWWWWWWW!!!

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    October 25th, 2009

  194. lauren

    This looks like Leslie… he’s a crossdresser in Austin, Texas :)

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    October 25th, 2009

  195. Justin

    Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna stand here and put out the vibe!!!

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    October 26th, 2009

  196. Holy cow. I used to work at a liquor store in Sierra Vista, AZ, and that’s Kevin. He was one of our regulars. He’s actually a really sweet guy.

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    October 27th, 2009

  197. wtf?

    um. hmmmmm should i even bother to ask?

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    October 28th, 2009

  198. Turtle

    This guy reminds me of the movie “SPUN.” It’s about ppl on meth…and I’m thinking he’s been there & done that!

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    October 29th, 2009

  199. Renee

    Looks like he’s standing in front of the sporting goods counter….isn’t that where they sell hunting licenses?? Even scarier!

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    October 30th, 2009

  200. Abby and Anna

    wow. this doesnt scream gay or anything.-anna

    i can only hope that that brown spot is a mud stain-abby

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    November 1st, 2009

  201. CMH

    Umm…. I don’t think this was taken in TX… this dude looks just like a homeless cross dresser in Sierra Vista, AZ & that looks like the returns counter at the Sierra Vista, AZ Walmart!

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    November 1st, 2009

  202. Margie

    Is that a shit stain? or what?

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    November 5th, 2009

  203. Mondika

    He kind of reminds me of Leslie from Austin

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    November 6th, 2009

  204. Realdragon

    The cut-off jeans aren’t so bad — they’re not short shorts, he’s just got super long legs. (I’m more worried about what’s ON those shorts by the back pocket.)

    That top, however, is a cause for massive concern.

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    November 20th, 2009

  205. Shelby

    all these pictures from Texas makes me ashamed to be born and raised here. i swear, were not all like this!

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    November 29th, 2009

  206. Heather

    My question is what is that stain on the butt of his pants? do I even WANT to know? probably not…

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    January 9th, 2010

  207. OMG

    It’s so easy even a caveman can do it.

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    January 21st, 2010

  208. WTF?!?!?

    You neglected to mention the S-stain on the back of the shorts??? Did you somehow miss it or were you just trying to avoid having your loyal followers puke? Just so you know it didn’t work I still noticed and puked.

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    January 21st, 2010

  209. Kari

    OMFG!!!! I KNOW THIS GUY AND HE ALWAYS DRESSES LIKE THIS!!!! THIS IS IN AZ AND NOT TX. HE IS SOME WEIRD HOMELESS MAN/WOMAN THAT WANDERS AROUND TOWN ALL THE TIME!!!!!

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    March 18th, 2010

  210. Kari

    CMH you are right!!! I live in SV too and that is for sure the wal-mart here!!!

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    March 18th, 2010

  211. mike

    This is a dude and he is not from texas….he is in sierra vista, az and the only reason i know this is because this pic was taken at the walmart that i work at…the guy comes in all the time looking like that

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    May 5th, 2010

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