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If you didn’t have a Seattle SuperSonics Shawn Kemp jersey in 1995, then you should be punched in the face.

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  1. Dan

    I’m lost. Is this supposed to be funny? offensive? out of the ordinary?

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    October 11th, 2009

  2. Chuck

    Thats just Friggin Awesome…hopefully he didn’t impregnate you with that hug…that man has more children than Abraham did in the Bible!!!

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  4. Mrs. Potato Head

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    October 11th, 2009

  5. Jonathan

    I had a Kemp jersey, and I grew up in Texas! Of course, I am one of his 17,000 illegitimate children.

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    October 11th, 2009

  6. Spurrs

    What is she doing with her hands?

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    October 11th, 2009

  7. Buster

    Sean is working as a Walmart greeter, while Gary Payton is working in The Glove department……..

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    October 11th, 2009

  8. BUNKY

    After the picture was taken the young lady was overheard nervously saying, “Ya know that OJ Simpson guy isn’t so bad afterall!”

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    October 11th, 2009

  9. StuckInArkansas

    It’s not “funny”, people… that’s a picture of Shawn Kemp!!! Which, I suppose IS “out of the ordinary” for WalMart…..

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    October 11th, 2009

  10. UHcougar

    if shawn Kemp touches you, it automatically impregnates you.

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    October 11th, 2009

  11. Nate

    @dan the site is ‘people of walmart’ not freaks of walmart. They highlight things and people who aren’t the norm.

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    October 11th, 2009

  12. tim

    everyone of you that doesn’t get how awesome this picture is – are fucking idiots.

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    October 11th, 2009

  13. Beth

    I’m assuming this is NBA star Shawn Kemp…

    http://www.gambling911.com/Shawn-Kemp.jpg

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    October 11th, 2009

  14. Of course this site is about the funny but it’s also about the obscure… The “OMG factor”. You know like “OMG! Is that Shawn Kemp and what’s he doing at Walmart… In Illinois!?”

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    October 11th, 2009

  15. I ata Pie

    Kids clothes are cheap; with all his illegitimate kids, he can save $$$…

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    October 11th, 2009

  16. CC

    SWEET!!! For those of you who are Lost….Google Shawn Kemp…he is one of the best dunkers in the NBA…and apparently is trying to break Wilt the Stilt’s record off the court!!

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    October 11th, 2009

  17. Sean

    Dad?

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    October 11th, 2009

  18. Shawn Kemp; The Bastard Machine! He holds the NBA Record for number of kids fathered out of wedlock by multiple women. He’s got 9 kids from 6 differen’t women. “Reign Man” indeed.

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    October 11th, 2009

  19. Erin

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    October 11th, 2009

  20. cPOP

    PoWM…the place to go for your favorite washed up athletes. I wonder if he was looking for the Pros vs Joes Box Set at a cheaper price he could afford?

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    October 11th, 2009

  21. the belwood booger

    He has a house in Blewood, NC and owns a cattle farm there.

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    October 11th, 2009

  22. Grandmasdrinking

    Soon there will be a new file on the POWP site: Celebrity sitings. This is the 2nd one. Can’t wait for Rosie O’Donnell or that rapper what’s his name from that music awards show.

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    October 11th, 2009

  23. IowaGalCR

    Thank You “STUCKINARKANSAS”.

    I, and it appears, many others, were clueless.

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    October 11th, 2009

  24. Cissy Williams

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    October 11th, 2009

  25. Jacob A

    I was REALLY hoping nobody could beat me to a joke about being in his presence instantly knocking this chick up. Oh well.

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  27. OGtripleOG

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  30. deserttopping

    where else can you get a good price on condoms, a firearm holster, and fresh vacuum cleaner bags for all the stray weed & coke in your carpet?

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    October 11th, 2009

  31. pinetree22

    OGTRIPLEOG, Reign Man is Kemp’s nickname. Wikipedia says:

    After Kemp’s second NBA season, he picked up the nickname “Reign Man” after Sonics announcer Kevin Calabro saw a poster with the name and found it fitting to add to his radio broadcasts. Conflicting accounts attribute this to his love of the Seattle weather as a rookie, as well as his appreciation of the Dustin Hoffman movie Rain Man

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  33. John

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  35. Show me the money...

    I guess the NBA pay just doesn’t go as far as it use to!

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    October 11th, 2009

  36. Bob

    The old lady in the background is calling the police.

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    October 11th, 2009

  37. jerry

    shopping for another baby’s mamma

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    October 11th, 2009

  38. Mary

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    October 11th, 2009

  39. Michelle

    When you have eleventy billion children and are paying millions in child support, you appreciate the Walmart discounts.

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  42. travis

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    October 11th, 2009

  43. Oscar

    How could you retards not gather what this picture is about? I’ve never watched sports, but from the caption alone I can tell who the guy is, for what team he played, and the general timeline of his career.

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    October 11th, 2009

  44. Dave

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    October 11th, 2009

  45. whittie

    Great what isle do they sell future baby momma’s in so I can look for him and get a autograph then I can sell it

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    October 11th, 2009

  46. CMURDER IS GHEY

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    October 11th, 2009

  47. uhcougar

    so having 200000 children will drive a NBA player to shop at walmart

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    October 11th, 2009

  48. clueless

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    October 11th, 2009

  49. Jason

    On the flip side, if you had a Kemp jersey from 1999, you deserve to be punched in the face.

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    October 11th, 2009

  50. Ryan

    I had the home and away jerseys! Dude was frickin’ amazing, until he got fat.

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    October 11th, 2009

  51. K-Dogg

    I watched Shawn play in HS at Concord (IN). Awesome to see him in WM. Hope that girl has insurance.

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    October 11th, 2009

  52. the girl in the picture

    So since that’s me, I’ll respond with, I’m not pregnant.

    =)

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    October 11th, 2009

  53. gtrman

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    October 11th, 2009

  54. Shadopilot

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  56. Greg

    Wow.. commentators on this site sure do like to wear things out pretty quick… Yes, we all know he may have many children out of wedlock at this point…

    But on a serious note, I’d love to meet someone like him, Walmart or not! I remember watching him back in the 90s as a kid thinking that he belongs with the great ones of the NBA!

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    October 11th, 2009

  57. glen

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    October 11th, 2009

  58. jennifer

    I went to highschool with Shawn…it is nice to see him looking so healthy now days…………

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    October 11th, 2009

  59. KIDNEY PUNCH

    @PATTY

    You get a low comment rating because your comments suck. HTH

    Personally, I’m disappointed when my comments don’t get at least 20 “dislike” points.

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    October 11th, 2009

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    October 11th, 2009

  61. Nick

    Don’t stand too close you might end of with an illegitimate child.

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    October 11th, 2009

  62. Oscar

    Texans are also known for being racist and stupid. I bet if it was a nascar driver you would know who it is.

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    October 11th, 2009

  63. kendracanfly

    Is that REALLY Shawn Kemp, or just a really good lookalike? Because didn’t the real Shawn Kemp get kinda fat?

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    October 11th, 2009

  64. shelley

    was he there buying pampers for one of his 50 kids?

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    October 11th, 2009

  65. arsenalfan17

    It is definitely good to see Kemp after all these years (and yes, all those kids). Now, will somebody please post a picture of Big Smooth!

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    October 11th, 2009

  66. Canaduck

    Hey guess what, everyone–I didn’t know who it was either, but I read the first few comments and figured it out. You can do the same, rather than scrolling to the end of the page to say, “I don’t get it.”

    Patty: you got a low rating because you came off as an oversensitive and whiny baby in reaction to a pretty harmless joke.

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    October 11th, 2009

  67. Hayden

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    October 11th, 2009

  68. CMURDER

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    October 12th, 2009

  69. Shawn Kemp went to Wal-Mart because Trojan Latex Condom were on sale at half price!

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    October 12th, 2009

  70. TMAC

    For those of you still in your teens, Shawn Kemp was one bad mo-fo back in the early 90’s back when the Sonics were still the “SuperSonics”, and they were still in Seattle, and they were goooood. One of the best alley-oop targets ever. He got fat, knocked up a bunch of girls, and basically disappeared. Good to see him looking “normal”. The guys who run this site are obviously fans.

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    October 12th, 2009

  71. Keyboard Cat

    Play him off!
    On April 4, 2005 Shawn Kemp was arrested in Shoreline, Washington for an investigation of drug possession. Kemp along with another man were found with cocaine, about 60 grams of marijuana and a semiautomatic pistol, according to the King County Sheriff’s Office. On April 29 Kemp was formally charged with drug possession and pleaded guilty. Kemp was again arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession in Houston, Texas on July 21, 2006.

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    October 12th, 2009

  72. BRAD

    I had a Shawn Kemp jersey in 1995 so I guess I don’t get to be punched in the face! RIP Sonics…..

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    October 12th, 2009

  73. Babz

    Elkhart’s finest…

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    October 12th, 2009

  74. JP

    Did he impregnate her immediately after the pic was taken? If not, it’s the first time he didn’t get a woman he touched pregnant.

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    October 12th, 2009

  75. Kelley

    Hey Shawn!!! Can I score an 8 ball?

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    October 12th, 2009

  76. Ning

    Is that really Shawn Kemp?
    But what’s funny about this picture?

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    October 12th, 2009

  77. jill223

    Great picture!

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    October 12th, 2009

  78. Doug

    You complainers…how does this NOT belong on here? You don’t see the hilarity of a washed up, millionaire (ex-millionaire) superstar shopping for the every day low prices at walmart (instead of cruising around in a Lotus)? Actually, maybe his Lotus is parked out back, can someone get a picture?

    How can idiots here not know what this pic is of? IT SAYS SHAWN KEMP and REIGN MAN right in the title and caption! Freakin’ google/wikipedia either one and the mystery is solved!!! DUH!

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    October 12th, 2009

  79. Doug

    Anyone complaining about this pic is such a whiner. It isnt like there is a limited amount of pics people can post, if there’s one there that you don’t like, it isnt like one you might like has been removed from the site!

    Good god, it’s funny because a millionaire (ex-millionaire?) superstar is trying to “save money…live better” at a Wal-mart instead of cruising around in a Lotus! It’s random and funny!

    And for anyone who couldnt figure out what this picture was by using the combination of the caption, the title, and google/wikipedia – wow. Just wow.

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    October 12th, 2009

  80. Janie

    Don’t even know who this person is….of course I’m from Tennessee and haven’t you seen some of the pictures on here from Tennessee?? lol

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    October 12th, 2009

  81. FrankThe Tank

    He is probably wondering what aisle has the RU-486.

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    October 13th, 2009

  82. Brandt

    in 1995 in Illinois Sean Kemp was the enemy. The only sports figure Chicagoans hated more at the time was Brett Favre.

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    October 13th, 2009

  83. Julia

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    October 13th, 2009

  84. Amy

    Great. Now she’s pregnant.

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    October 13th, 2009

  85. I wonder if Gary Payton was there.

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    October 14th, 2009

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    October 15th, 2009

  87. T

    Yay! Shawn Kemp! I met gary payton once. My hometown is Sea-town. Luvs this guy, the sonics were never good after he left.

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    October 15th, 2009

  88. Bru

    Kemp’s high school, Concord HS, played mine, Bishop Dwenger, in the semi-state of Indiana’s 1988 high school basketball tournament back when Indiana still had one class basketball. He demoninated the game without breaking a sweat. If Kemp had better self control (before the kids and the drugs, Kentucky kicked him out of the school because Kemp tried to pawn a gold necklace that actually belonged to Eddie Sutton’s son), he could have been one of the greatest basketball players of all time.

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    October 15th, 2009

  89. Jerry

    Awesome! One of my favorite basketball players!

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    October 16th, 2009

  90. GARY GRANT

    I THINK SHE’S SAYING…GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY RIGHT HAND…AND MY LEFT HAND!!!!

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    October 16th, 2009

  91. Anthony

    You better believe I had one of the bright green Kemp jerseys in 1995! Actually, when Facebook was first getting started a few years ago I made a fake profile by the name of “A Keg” with pictures and everything. Mr. A Keg was wearing a green Kemp jersey in every picture.

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    October 16th, 2009

  92. JReign

    I rocked a Kemp jersey around the 1996 finals because I hated Jordan. My Lakers weren’t doing so well so I didn’t care. I got the Jersey in Christmas 1995 so I’m good.

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    October 16th, 2009

  93. Sean

    lots a kids.at least he got some.haha

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    October 17th, 2009

  94. Norm Angeleri

    I was at an exhibition game in Olympia, WA when Shawn was just 19 and on the Sonics, he dunked so hard it literally shook St.Martins Pavillion, besides WalMart Sucks

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    October 17th, 2009

  95. lynne

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    October 18th, 2009

  96. katbird_27

    i don’t know what is more shocking, that Shawn Kemp was at wal-mart, or that someone in Illinois recognized him! she looks like she was in elementary school when he was playing!

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    October 18th, 2009

  97. IanI

    Did you mean “Sling Blade” jackass? This image has nothing to do with Reign Man.

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    October 21st, 2009

  98. AT

    It’s heart warming to see Shawn Kemp connecting with one of his many illegitimate children… sniff…

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    October 21st, 2009

  99. jaybone

    why would i have a sean kemp jersey? i had MJ and pippen jerseys. sonics suck(ed). bulls rule.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  100. Ray Leonardi

    And now she’s pregnant.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  101. FRIENDOFTHATCHICK

    I’m just here to say – holy shit! I know that chick!
    Haha, it’s hilarious… but that was my first reaction. I’m such a dork. I totally didn’t catch Shawn Kemp til after I read the caption and stopped cracking up that I actually KNOW someone in one of these pics.
    I work there too, and believe me – viewing all these pics is like going home for the holidays. You don’t REALLY want to do it, but it’s comfortable and feels like home.
    :)

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    October 28th, 2009

  102. wombie

    I actually had a shawn kemp jersey in 95.

    #40 mayne

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    October 30th, 2009

  103. Nick

    HOLY SHIT!
    I ALWAYS KNEW I WOULD SEE SOMEONE I KNEW ON ONE OF THESE SITES! ITS AMANDA! OH MY GOD….

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    November 2nd, 2009

  104. kary

    I got his autograph when I was in elementary school, he was a senior in high school! I thought it was awesome!

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    November 4th, 2009

  105. ToddUncommon

    And nine months from now, baby #26 should be ready to join the world!

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    November 10th, 2009

  106. Daryl B

    This is like a “crack” on Kemp, NBA superstar shopping at Wal-Mart.

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    November 12th, 2009

  107. G

    Did you have his baby?

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    November 19th, 2009

  108. Capt. Bucky O'Hare

    Duh, everybody knows that Shawn Kemp does not wear condoms and has never heard of pulling out! He is the Reign Man for Christ Sakes!!!

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    January 6th, 2010

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