October 17th, 2009
Chewbacca Defense
Tags: big hair, hairstyle
Dear PoWM, what would happen if George Clinton, Henry Rollins, and a lion had a crazy threesome and wound up having a child?
Washington
Dear PoWM, what would happen if George Clinton, Henry Rollins, and a lion had a crazy threesome and wound up having a child?
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Call him Mufassa from the Lion King.
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She looks like she could topple over at any second. Do you suppose she sleeps standing up? I can only imagine the neck crams she would get from trying to sleep on that thing….I wouldn’t be surprised if a bird claimed that as a nest!
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heck yeah, that’s some sweet hair!
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put her on a scale and she’ll weigh in at 200 lbs!!! she has 100 lbs of hair!!
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Why?
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YIKES..hope the curtains don’t match the rug :O
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Nice catch, how long did you have to have to wait to get the pic!
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I’ve seen that guy! I think he works at Whole Foods!
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Cousin Itt
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@Mushel R: It’s sweet of you to be an equal-opportunist, but if you look at the shape of the legs, rear, and ankles under those pants, that is definitely a woman.
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Unemployed.
Has 14 cats and a parrot.
Vegan.
Smokes opium.
Wiccan.
Lives in a bus/ trailer combo down by the lake.
Likes candles and burning fragrant oils.
Claims to have been abducted by aliens.
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LOL!!! I just noticed she is wearing WOOD CLOGS!!
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I peed my pants just a little…mostly from fright
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“We need a cleanup in Aisle 13. We have Chewie Shit in Aisle 13!”
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….the security guy mumbled something about “stretched out collars and ruined elastic”.
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Could the Lion from OZ?
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Oh wait, maybe it’s the love child of Whoopi Goldberg and Lenny Kravitz lol
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Just a little public service announcement: DREADS DON’T SMELL! You shampoo them just like any other hairstyle.
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he/she should call Oprah for an extreme makeover and donate that to locks of love!!
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Sweet hair! Seriously, that’s awesome!
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That ain’t no man-purse….. or European carry-all
Definitely a womanly shape, and what a MAGNIFICENT …. um…. headdress?
Really, it’s kind of cool, but Jami, when people with straight hair have dreads, usually they’re merely unwashed locks of matted grossness.
With urban-legend-caliber populations of parasites to boot.
If you’ve got kinky or curly hair, you can acheive actual styled dreads that aren’t icky, because you CAN wash them.
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It’s pretty obvious this man is simply saving money by growing his own ghillie suit
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Amaazzzing dreds! But I think a sore neck is quite possible! I’ll be keeping a lookout for this one at Whole Foods!!
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That’s a prime candidate for “What Not to Wear” if I ever did see one.
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at least she won’t get head lice…. because dung beetles have standards and the dreds that are based on goat excrement are prime habitat for them. the dung beetle Better Business Bureau will protect their turf, without a doubt.
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He will never go bald even if baldness runs on both sides of his family.. I bet he laughs at the hair club for men and mocks rogaine users.
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it actually looks like dreads made out of roving wool to me. they look almost like real hair when attached but are really light weight…
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Maybe if we root her to the ground and water her enough, that bush on her head will bear fruit. I wouldn’t eat it though.
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To whoever said dreads dont smell. They smell if you dont wash them!! You can’t just take a dip it in the pool and expect them to be spring fresh clean! That nastiness has to be pressure washed and sprayed with Insecticide and Lysol!!!
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Well, we’ve had a goat, monkey, and pony in Walmart………now we have a buffalo……
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Ronan?
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OMG Staticcling is right it’s Ronan Dex from SGA. Who knew it was popular with people from Sateda.
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Looks like Ronan Dex from SG Atlantis.
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she looks like a tree upside down (look at those roots)… she should be the “head” of Al Gore’s campaign for saving our planet…
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Dear ma’ams and sirs:
“Lets see,
Unemployed.
Has 14 cats and a parrot.
Vegan.
Smokes opium.
Wiccan.
Lives in a bus/ trailer combo down by the lake.
Likes candles and burning fragrant oils.
Claims to have been abducted by aliens”
I’d just like to mention that this horrific photograph is most definately not a representation of ALL of those categories. Some of us pagan, vegetarian, animal-loving ( G-rated sense, here, you freaks) people actually manage to keep clean houses, clean animals, and clean bodies. Not all of us are terrifying like that.
On the other hand. Holy crap. I think I need a saw to get through it. Could you imagine if this person ever had to have brain surgery?
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IT’S A PILLOW FOR ANYTIME AND ANYWHERE USE ! SCORE !
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You’re missing the camo pants. She’s checking out with 4 cans of Spam and a case of potted meat product.
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gag, I can smell that 2300 miles away.
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EE Chee Wow WA
Kill IT!!
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OMG… is that Sweetums?? The Muppets take WalMart!
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Are we sure this isn’t a Muppet?
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Is this in Oak Harbor??? there is lots of trash there!
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Now, for the first time on TV, it’s PooFro… we have painstakingly acquired the finest fur riddled feces from persian cat breeders around the globe and turned them into this giant weave. One look at your ‘do, and your friends are guaranteed to say “Holy shit!”, or your money back.
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I think it’s packing the cast of Where the Wild Things Are in it’s hair…..It’s a jungle in there!
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the cashier isn’t there, because she went to go throw up…
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Camo pants from WalMart: $15
Perm from WalMart salon: Priceless
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She’s hot! Do you know if she is single?
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Head lice would love this.
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Gives new meaning to Bed Head and Rats Nest!
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I wondered what happened to Sweetums after the Muppet Show got canceled.
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Chewbaca? Looks more like Chewing tobacca? That’s been pre-chewed.
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Could you imagine cleaning out the shower drain at their house?
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October 18th, 2009
that is truly AMAZING hair.
everything below the knee, however…
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You gotta wonder about what the “front yard” looks like.
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October 18th, 2009
I have seen this one at the local Home Depot, but alas she was too swift, even with that mop, for me to get a picture. I tried believe me I tried. It ain’t everyday you see a white woman giving George Clinton a run for his money.
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October 18th, 2009
I’ve been making hair falls like that for belly dancers..they just usually dont wear so many at one time. That to me looks like about 6 of them piled up.
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October 18th, 2009
OMG–how many EWOKS are actually LIVING up in that mess? EWW! Nasty, smelly, and it WALKS!
Runs far, far, away!
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October 18th, 2009
OMFG, I just moved to Washington, I saw her the other day in Lowe’s looking at flooring! She is a white female and her boyfriend looks like something from 300! (on meth)
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October 18th, 2009
That’s Rainbow “Mutha F*ckin” Bright
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October 18th, 2009
Great grandson of the Cowardly Lion on The Wizard of Oz?
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October 18th, 2009
Anyone else think of Sweetums?
http://theroadshowversion.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sweetums.jpg
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October 18th, 2009
Nice crocs!
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October 18th, 2009
Now I know what this reminds me of – John Travolta in Battlefield Earth.
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October 18th, 2009
I’d wager that if you somehow removed all the dead insects, insect larvea and insect fecal matter from that nasty rats nest the combined weight would be in excess of five pounds.
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October 18th, 2009
“where the wild things are”…… apparently in Walmart.
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October 19th, 2009
Hey maaaaaaaan. Have you ever seen Sideshow Bob…on WEED?!?!?
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October 19th, 2009
This is the result of that night back in ‘76 when Bob Marley and Whoopie Goldberg smoked 10 bongs on a Jamaican beach…. oops, I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. My bad!
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October 19th, 2009
Who knew the fraggles were real? As a kid I had only hoped it was true!
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October 19th, 2009
I’m surprised this person can maintain their balance with all that weight up top.
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October 19th, 2009
More isn’t always better.
This just screams of LOOK AT ME, so I can mean mug you and say, what the F are you looking at.
Or is it Ogra from the Dark Crystal?
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October 19th, 2009
2 thoughts come to mind:
1.) She can’t get rid of them because an endangered species have taken up nest in them.
2.) “Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?!”
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October 19th, 2009
maybe it is one of the army wives
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October 19th, 2009
The icky mess of hair is great and all, but I’m digging the crocs and cammo capris baby!
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October 19th, 2009
Yuk, just yuk!
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everybody is talking about the hair but she has a really nice “rear”.what does the front look like
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October 20th, 2009
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like that alien from Battlefield Earth? … oh, right. I forgot. I was the only person who watched that movie.
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October 20th, 2009
I guess we can assume this person is not buying a hair brush.
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October 20th, 2009
I LOVE THE HAIR… AND I have those Birks… how awesome is that.. ??
Totally not my style though.
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October 20th, 2009
So that’s what happened to my Rainbow Brite doll!!
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October 21st, 2009
Looks like a Roadie from the muppets band “Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem”….
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October 21st, 2009
hey! it’s severina sol!
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October 21st, 2009
it carol from where the wild things are
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October 21st, 2009
Friend of Dread-head at a sleep over “will you need a pillow?”
Dread-head “no, I have my own”
Friend of Dread-head “really? I didn’t see you bring one in…”
And seriously, how can you guys tell if it’s a boy or girl? I can’t….have you seen the pics on this site??? How can anyone tell??
But my FAVORITE part of this pic…….the BOOTS!!!!!1! LULZ!!!
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October 21st, 2009
looks like a troll doll from the day
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October 22nd, 2009
Looks llike a back-shot of Augra from “The Dark Crystal”
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October 22nd, 2009
Can you say… “Predator”?
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October 22nd, 2009
Like balancing a kennel’s worth of dogs on your head.
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October 24th, 2009
@ Shadopilot..dude i was dying on your comment!
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October 24th, 2009
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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October 25th, 2009
Can you imagine what is LURKING in there? There are probably small children, pets, cooking utensils……Amelia Earhart! The possibilities are endless!
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October 28th, 2009
I think I know where Jimmy Hoffa is!
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October 29th, 2009
I’m not sure what it is, but I think it ate Whoopi!
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November 1st, 2009
Looks like Didums escaped from Sesame Street to me!!
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November 1st, 2009
“Where the Wild Things are”
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November 2nd, 2009
Aha, another weirdo in my state. Well then, I could actually predict seeing this in an inner-city Wal-Mart. I know that Sasquatch is always fashionable up by Canada, it attracts publicity.
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November 3rd, 2009
WHAAAAAARGARBL!!!!!!!!!!
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November 4th, 2009
Chi Chi Chi Chia… Keep it watered and watch it grow!
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November 5th, 2009
I would have said Predator, but chewbacca is funny too.
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November 11th, 2009
My first thought was, “ANIMAL” from the Muppets had finally lost it and started attacking humans.
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November 12th, 2009
OMG I couldn’t believe when I seen it but I know this dumb ass(my friends’ ex though her dome wasn’t that quite blown out at the time) , and yes it is a girl, a very homeless herpes infested cat-piss smelling like Croc wearin’ girl. Don’t worry though she keeps the herps locked up in those fake dreads(that’s right fake yup she actually purposefully makes her “hair” that massively epic) and they’re even grosser and horribly made when you see/smell them up close.
Oh and she molested my cat (not lying… about any of what I just said).
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November 14th, 2009
I’ve seen her in Lowe’s too – the mane is pretty impressive in person.
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November 16th, 2009
wats living in her head!!???!!!
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November 27th, 2009
that is a lot of hair. i really like it though.
imagine how much his/her hair must weigh and how much it would suck to carry around
the outfit, not so much.
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December 17th, 2009
Perhaps the offspring of a predator that had sex with a klingon.
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December 21st, 2009
This reminds me of when I bought my kids a crayon maker for Christmas.
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January 2nd, 2010
It’s the predator!
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January 15th, 2010
Holy hair chewy-man…. really??
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