October 18th, 2009
Rubberband Man
Judging by the spills on this guy’s shirt he obviously can’t handle something important like a cell phone in his hands. You would figure someone would have invented some sort of hands free talking device by now, but I guess it’s only 2009 so we can’t expect that type of technology yet.
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Look, no hands!
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Have handy camera, will sneak a photo onto peopleofwalmart.com.
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They even sell those fancy hands-free devices at the store you’re shopping at, buddy!
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wait till he grabs his wallet,,,it’s rubber banded to his junk for convenience !
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What no one realizes is that the cell phone doesn’t work and he is taking messages from pluto. When the voices are in your head anyone can call you.
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By the way, Mary:
That is not a sweater/vest combo it is a polo shirt. Also, those are not swimming trunks, they are khaki shorts.
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October 18th, 2009
Another great invention…stolen from the Black man!
http://ilovebubbadogs.com/bubbapress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hands-free.jpg
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just puked on myself so i’d better use the self checkout line
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Thank you for that profoundly ironic comment, “I’m Not Telling”.
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I wonder if the rubber band is cutting off the circulation in his head, causing the unsightly spills on his shirt? Just a thought.
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Compared to the other pictures put up on this site, this shouldn’t have even gotten a nod. Hell, I can walk down the street and see people like this.
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brings new meaning to the concept of the blue tooth,…..that man was the originator lol
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October 19th, 2009
Give the guy a break! He was just trying to feed his pet eagle on his shirt!
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October 19th, 2009
I love this blog, but this is in poor taste. not because it is terribly offensive, but you’ve got to be scraping the bottom of the barrel to rip on someone for having dirty clothes.
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October 19th, 2009
this would be funny had it not been on the msn.com homepage like 2 weeks ago. But good try bruce lee
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October 19th, 2009
Why are so many of these photos in Texas? I hope it has something to do with the size of the state and the amount of Walmart locations within the state. There’s even a photo of a real winner at my local hometown Walmart. Totally awesome.
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October 19th, 2009
Leave him alone-He is obviously a busy man. Stays on top of his game by never sleeping/washing. For him its just work, work , work. Lives on caffeine and day old donuts he gets for a dime out the back door of Dunkin Donuts.
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October 19th, 2009
I would think that would hurt!
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October 19th, 2009
OMG. A real live asian at walmart. I don’t see that around here!
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October 19th, 2009
So THATS what happened to Jon Gosselin.
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October 19th, 2009
Must suck when his ear hits the speaker button.
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October 19th, 2009
Okay…..I zoomed in…..pic is such poor quality it blurred too much to make out anything……I don’t see the rubberband….would not have had a clue what was so funny if it hadn’t been for the comments…
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October 19th, 2009
This guy needs to switch to a spoon instead of chop sticks.
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October 19th, 2009
Thats something my dad would do, why spend good money on blue-tooth? His motto is: It dont come cheaper than Thank You!!!
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October 19th, 2009
those aren’t stains on his shirt… i have the same one.. it’s grey argyle.
love the rubber band though!! Haha…
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October 19th, 2009
Didn’t his mom ever tell him to wear clean clothing in public? I shutter to think what his underpants look like. ewwwy.
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October 19th, 2009
Raugh out Roud
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October 19th, 2009
Looks like this guy was hands free when he was eating or drinking whatever ended up on his shirt.
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grandmasdrinking:
That has got to be the most ignorant thing you have ever said. Maybe you should lay off the sauce. it’s effecting your brain. My husband has 18 tattoos and he would NEVER do something that stupid. Tattoos do not make you stupid. It really makes me angry when someone can’t see past a person’s tattoos to the human being underneath. Do you know lots of white collar professionals have tatts? Oh yeah, doctors, judges, etc. You really should think before you say thing. You may be offending someone. If you do not care if you offend someone, you should!
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October 19th, 2009
Beam me up SHcotty… I ish pished and losht in Old Texas and thish transhporter devishe ishn’t working!!!
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October 19th, 2009
I work @ AE (where the shirt is from), and those aren’t stains on his shirt…it’s a pattern that photographed really poorly on that person’s cameraphone. But still, clearly an ingenious idea with those rubberbands!
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October 19th, 2009
This guy is probably some socially-awkward high tech bazillionaire. (Or a Dellionaire, if this is from Austin.) Don’t laugh at his shirt stains or he’ll make a worm that breaks the entire Internet for a couple of days.
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October 19th, 2009
WOW! Jon has really let himself go since he left the show!
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October 19th, 2009
Is that a dead rooster in his hand?
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October 19th, 2009
It Jon minus Kate plus eight.
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October 19th, 2009
new favorite picture
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October 19th, 2009
hey yall prepare yourself for the rubberband man!! this is as funny as the somali women who wedge their phones in their scarves in my store. you can’t tell me he isnt making enough money at the chinese nail salon/restaurant to afford a bluetooth.
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October 20th, 2009
would be funnier if it wasn’t so blurry…
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October 20th, 2009
Rubber Band made blue-tooth!
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October 20th, 2009
actually those aren’t spills on his shirt… that’s an argyle pattern… just thought you would like to know…
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October 22nd, 2009
It looks like Bolo let himself go.
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October 24th, 2009
From the looks of his shirt , I’d say it’s more than rubber holding that phone to his ear…………aaaaaaagggggggggggggaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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October 24th, 2009
why do i need a blue toof when a got dis rubba band cell phone nigga?
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October 24th, 2009
That appears to be an air force insignia, and he could be a mechanic, but then again he isn’t encouraging any potential recruits.
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October 26th, 2009
thats actually not spills its a polo American Eagle used to sell.. you just cant see it in the poor quality photo
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October 26th, 2009
Jon Gosselin? Is that you?
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November 13th, 2009
Это мы открываем вино пальцем, а пиво зажигалкой.
January 29th, 2010
Да уж. А еще говорят, что мировой кризис по миру гялет…
February 11th, 2010
I enjoyed reading your blog. Keep it that way.
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