I just threw up in my mouth. I’m sooooooooooo glad I don’t anywhere near THAT.
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October 20th, 2009
Laura
I don’t want to see his black hole
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October 20th, 2009
crystal
Where are Wal-Mart shoppers digging up all these tie-dyed outfits!?! It’s becomeing a theme!
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October 20th, 2009
chickychickytata
its the black socks that make the outfit,grrrrrrrrr
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October 20th, 2009
Kathy
Is that a onsie???
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October 20th, 2009
I'm not telling
is that a shirt that goes down to the knees or a whole piece, or a dress?? because u can’t see the lines if its a two piece!!!
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October 20th, 2009
everclear
Well, at least they (and I say “they” because I can’t tell if this is a man or a woman) paid attention to one fashion tip: don’t over do a flashy outfit with flashy shoes. Go for a nice neutral.
Just not the flesh toned Dr. Scholls….
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October 20th, 2009
Debbie
Wow! Richard Simmons has really let himself go. Maybe he is going to try Atkins now.
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October 20th, 2009
Beej
Hungry hungry hippo mated with Rainbow Brite
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October 20th, 2009
OMG
Dude…keep on truckin’ past the pork and moooove on into the produce aisle. Then maybe your clothing would call off the attack on your colon.
Oh, Jesus Christ….that has to be one of the most disgusting things I have seen in quite some time. Can you imagine how those bastards smell when he/she takes them off! Oh great I just threw up…..
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October 20th, 2009
Krista
Look it is wedgie the colorful muppet.
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October 20th, 2009
EnosEugenius
Not “black hole” — it’s the “brown hole”
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October 20th, 2009
Todd
It’s Fred Flintstone, sporting the latest in Bedrock fashion.
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October 20th, 2009
Jackie
Lol, this is what I often refer to as “suck butt”. A pretty common sight at my Wal-Mart.
it’s like a cosmic vortex up in between those thighs.
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October 20th, 2009
Buster
I guess that Janis Joplin / David Crosby romance produced a love child….
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October 20th, 2009
james kouns
I saw a woman in church and had her dress in her crack so I reached up and pulled it out feeling sorry for her, she slaped me so I reached up and tried to put it back and she slaped me again Women,can’t please em.
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October 20th, 2009
Buster
Think a certain 60’s fan needs to do some actual Jumping Jacks when listening to The Stones………
He’s feeding his ass with so much meat it’s munching up his skirt. Where are the brave and kind bunny-hugging vegetarian hippies to stop this mad-mad-meat-monster??
Good Gawd, You can’t tell the guys from the girls in any way or form anymore.. what the hell does that .”it” or whatever thinks their doing with all that crazy flashy colors on them with ripples and fat all hanging out. I guess some people are proud of that..
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October 20th, 2009
Kevin
That is a male camel toe…
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October 20th, 2009
Buster
“It just goes to show you……that a half a million kids can have bacon and Jolt Cola……………and nothing BUT bacon and Jolt Cola !!!!!!
Why is that obese people’s shorts crawl WAAAYYY up their ass? It doesn’t happen to normal sized people ALL the time!! But every fat-person picture shows 2/3 of the short’s material crammed up their crack.
Oh I see what’s happing the black hole that’s eating his shorts has distorted reality to the point where he thought it was a good idea to wear that in public.
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October 20th, 2009
Mr. Bojangles
When you get really fat does your ass go numb? How can you not feel half of your shorts up there?
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October 20th, 2009
Jeff
The “jaws of life” couldn’t pry those shorts out of that ass crack !! Also tie-dye helps hide the “skidmarks’…
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October 20th, 2009
kamasutra
explosion at the paintball factory
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October 20th, 2009
JC
Looks like a bag of Skittles IMPLODED! Can’t………fight……the……..pull…….of………gravity!
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October 20th, 2009
Mary Pat
OUCH
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October 20th, 2009
nicami
I’m about sick to death of Jamby, Jamby’s Boyfriend, and Sugartits. They have taken a joke and taken it the most extreme. Is their no way for a filter to be set up so we don’t have to be subjected to that level of nonsense? Their BS coments have gone on way too long. It’s no longer cute nor funny. Once or twice maybe funny. After 200th comment, its just asinine. Matter of fact ANYONE who posts comments like that should be automatically censored and barred.
My personal opinion is anyone who thinks its funny to post that crap should not be allowed to procreate, let alone breathe.
Can we just go back to looking at Wal-Creatures for a good laugh?
It almost looks like that’s supposed to be a butterfly on his/her/its shorts?
I think what happened was: the dude/chick was wearing black, but someone coated that lady who was wearing the pink sweatshirt & pants ‘post it note’ outfit, with rainbow colored paint. Then she started spinning, and it flew all over this guy’s clothes!
Why do obese people’s shorts crawl WWWAAAAYYYY up their butt?
Seriously, this happens occasionally to normal-sized people, who immediately feel it and give a good ol’ “pick and grab” to fix the problem.
Do they not feel it? Can’t they reach around that far? What?? Why??
(I’d really like an answer!!)
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October 20th, 2009
RedX
omg, that is just wrong!
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October 20th, 2009
Connie Rose
Would someone pull those out of there please!!!!
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October 20th, 2009
jessica
Proof you can put a piece of crap on a hanger and someone will buy it.
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October 20th, 2009
Trollkiller
Word of advice: Don’t bitch in public about Sugartits. Don’t rate him down. If you have to rate him, be perverse and rate him up. Your anger is exactly what he wants.
Starve the troll and let him go back to bribing little kids for BJs if he wants attention.
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October 20th, 2009
Thom
He’s not fat, he’s just too short. According to the weight charts, he should be 12 feet 4 inches tall.
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October 20th, 2009
Mike Hunt
I wouldn’t say this dude is fat, BUT…
- when someone yells “Kool-Aid,” he comes crashing through the wall.
- when his girlfriend once said, “I want a pig in a blanket.” he jumped back into bed.
- instead of Levi’s 501 jeans, he wears 1002’s.
- when he ran away as a kid, they had to put his pic on all 4 sides of the milk carton.
- when he jogs to Krispy Kreme, he makes the CD player skip…at the radio station.
- on Halloween, he says, Trick or meatloaf!”
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October 20th, 2009
Shadopilot
The event horizon collapsed!!
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October 20th, 2009
LJ
This guy’s in the wrong aisle. Can someone please direct him to the fruits and veggies?
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October 20th, 2009
chris
Must have been a pretty psycadelic tent before he cut it up to make that outfit
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October 20th, 2009
Ted
“MMM These shorts feel a tad tight. I’ll either have to lose a bit of weight or bring these back. Glad I listened to Mother and kept my receipt”.
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October 20th, 2009
Scooter
They call him wavy gravy – quite rightly.
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October 20th, 2009
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This does not make me a proud Oklahoman. He looks like a meat-packing(errr, picking) lava lamp.
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October 20th, 2009
JR
It’s Pat on acid!
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October 20th, 2009
DarMar
I know you can feel that wedgie, so why don’t you go into the bathroom and take care of it???
I’ve seen her kind: They put the pork loins up the crotch for a family reunion.
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October 20th, 2009
Cookie
He doesn’t have a wedgie. The intense friction caused his short to shred away between his plump ham hocks.
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October 20th, 2009
riverbrat
LUIC,
Yes, there are reason’s an obese person’s clothing is more likely to wind up where the sun don’t shine and stay there.
First of all, there is more body mass to grab, pull, tuck and roll and hold the clothing where it was never meant to be.
Secondly, once lodged, the offending clothing is difficult to remove discreetly. (As an experiment, wrap yourself in pillows and try to reach around to wrestle rather a large quantity of fabric back where it belongs.)
Too, clothes are made for an “ideal” size; smaller or larger sizes are scaled up or down. It’s not so evident on smaller people because there are fewer sizes between “bones” and “ideal” than there are between “ideal” and “infinity”. Therefore, most clothing is not made for fat people and the unique fitting problems they present.
I hope Professor Riverbrat has answered your question! Peace!
To Riverbrat,
“than there are between “ideal” and “infinity” That made me true to my name!
Thanks, Riverbrat, and I tried your little experiment. You are quite right, burdened by 3 queen-sized pillows tied on with a rope, it is nearly impossible to dislodge a wedgie. But it was fun trying!
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October 20th, 2009
littleMary
oh dear gawd….is this a man or a woman??
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October 21st, 2009
champ5
Oh my Lord. This guy (I’m hoping this is a male) should let his mommy pick out his outfits every day. This is frightening.
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October 21st, 2009
Peaches
With thighs rubbing together like that he could start a fire!
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October 21st, 2009
Johnny B
That dude’s ass is so hungry its eating his shorts!
At least we aren’t getting the frontal, braless view… I thought this was a chick but based on other comments, it looks like we can’t decide… but regardless of gender, he/she/it needs a bra!!!!
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October 21st, 2009
Sophiana
I know him in real life, actually. He’s very cool, although I’m not sure about his fashion choices sometimes.
And it is a he, for the record!
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October 21st, 2009
CommonTater
As Bruce was leaving the house, he searched and searched for his elusive socks.
“Dammit. Why can’t I EVER find my rainbow socks when I need them??? Well, maybe no one will notice these black ones. I sure hope they don’t look too tacky”
Will someone Please discuss ways to avoid leg friction with this man! He clearly is now aware…..
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October 21st, 2009
Zoekat
Ok don’t like the comments about his weight because who knows what problems he may have??? But the choice of clothing is baaad!
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October 21st, 2009
lisa
give the guy some credit! i dont know when was the last time i saw someone this big actually walking in walmart! it just amazing that he’s not on one of those freaking scooters!
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October 21st, 2009
joyous
Look what happened when Phish and Blues Traveler resurrected Cass Elliott from the Mamas and the Papas!
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October 21st, 2009
Jo
This guy never gave up on the hippie movement. It’s just the “sit-ins” became “sit-in the recliner and watch 30 Rock”
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October 21st, 2009
sam walnuts
Is there a vacuum cleaner back there? It looks like it is sucking in his shorts.
I don’t know which is worse, the fat guy/woman in the tiedyed table cloth or the massive wedgie going up their crack, yikes!!!
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October 21st, 2009
M-cat
I’ve seen a booty bite, but never one in Hyper Color! Fabulous!
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October 21st, 2009
mark
He is just picking up some meat to snack on while he shops for dinner.
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October 21st, 2009
Carrie
I love that some people are calling it a “he” and some people a “she”…does anyone TRULY know? That is the question.
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October 21st, 2009
maria
I hope that blackhole is imploding, don`t want to imagine it expanding!
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October 21st, 2009
MisUndrstd
“Weebles Wobble but they don’t fall down”!
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October 21st, 2009
WMcashier
This is why I remove my glasses at work ALOT….
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October 21st, 2009
Dad
I remember seeing a guy in a dress at WalMart a few years ago and thinking WOW! , that guy is crazy. Sadly enough, he looked really good commpared to this guy.
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October 21st, 2009
NemesisElite420
It’s the tie die black hole
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October 21st, 2009
Twisted Sister
You know, I’m pretty sure that’s a dude, but I’ve been to this site–and my local WalMart–one to many times to bet on it.
Either way, thank God we can’t see the front.
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October 21st, 2009
Tjarnar Dravenskaya
OMG…. I suddenly feel so much better about my own weight problem.
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October 21st, 2009
eve
Where in God’s name do you buy something like this?! I didn’t know the Big & Tall Menswear store had a tie dyed section. Or is it a muumuu for men?
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October 21st, 2009
bobobo
that’s a guy????? just when i was thinking i was heterosexual!
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October 21st, 2009
sept10
That’s got to be a woman. My first thought was ” when did mom-in-law dye her hair?”
For me, it’s the shoes/socks combo that really make this outfit.
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October 21st, 2009
Walle World
I don’t know if the guy actually NOTICED, but it looks like that guys ass is getting hungry, and eating the shorts!
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October 21st, 2009
James H.
Wheres his fat person electric scooter? I feel sorry for those scooters sometimes, what a terrible life hauling theses over sized fat asses around the over sized store all day.
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October 21st, 2009
Brian
To all those who have congratulated him for not riding the motorized cart:
That’s why his shorts are bunched up – He was riding the cart. It’s stuck somewhere up there.
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October 21st, 2009
Ryan182
You mind picking that wedgie?
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October 21st, 2009
calicke
Looks like Bar-B-Que tonight!
Yum!
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October 21st, 2009
cmelton13
by all means, buy more meat.
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October 21st, 2009
Yolie Bolie
***Whoa**
I just had a really bad trip…and for some reason I smell like someones asshole and I’m at WallyWorld!
MAN OR WOMAN? NO MATTER…OUTFIT IS JUST WWRROOONNGG!!!!!
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October 22nd, 2009
wbug
I’ve never had the urge to become a vegetarian……UNTIL NOW!!!!
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October 22nd, 2009
SuperCatMonkey
Awesome!! I had jamz exactly like that tank top in the ’80s!
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October 22nd, 2009
Phylfly
I say if he is cmfortable with himself to rock it out like that…….then ROCK ON WITH YO BAD SELF……..
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October 23rd, 2009
Jezebel
C’mon people, it’s a sarong, not shorts. He probably didn’t have a safety pin so had to improvise and tuck it up his ass instead. Quite a bold fashion statement IMO.
OMG. The clothing isn’t going up a butt crack, the thigh crack created by two ginourmo thighs rubbing together are preventing that. Imagine (yuck) the chafing problem. I feel yarky now just thinking about it.
Those poor shorts never saw it coming…being eaten alive and all….How sad.
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October 25th, 2009
Stephy
Okay, that is definitely a dude… but Dude looks like a Lady.
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October 25th, 2009
ScruffyPanda
Woah, this there’s not pot of gold here!! Retreat, retreat!!!
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October 26th, 2009
HEIDI
It’s where all hippies who did too much acid end up.
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October 26th, 2009
joetech
Security,….now where did that pack of pork chops go?….
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October 27th, 2009
whoanelly
yeah – I visited my Mom in Edmond (I’m from CA) and people were asking me why I’m so skinny. 5′ and 110 pounds is not skinny. I started saying “Yeah – standing next to you I WOULD look skinny, huh?” They all looked like this!
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October 28th, 2009
Ronald Robert Emser
That’s a GUY?
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October 28th, 2009
Kat O.
Taste the rainbow? Me thinks not!
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October 29th, 2009
pandora
Could we all show a little respect here? We could be witnessing the birth of a new universe!
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October 29th, 2009
martron3000
Airing next on Fox TV:
“When Good Rainbows Go Bad!”
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October 31st, 2009
tattdangel
We have the same pic of that guy but in all red shorts, he told the guy at the deli that he hadnt been able to make it to the y to work out for a while…
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November 1st, 2009
Taylor
I presume I see something along the lines of a Black Hole anus, I can not assure that a vagina is also doing the same action. Perhaps, this could be a male specimen with lack of interest in actual fashion magazines? I assume, that People Style Watch should start watching Wal-Mart, and giving makeovers, but they may not be able to help someone with a syndrom such as a vagina and anus sucking all clothing surrounding, in. This reminds me of Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears somehow, along the lines of sucking everything in, I suppose.
OMG–I just found this website, and I am still laughing my pants off..maybe I should make a trip to Wally World without them….this site is hysterical—thanks for creating it!!
I don’t think it’s a black hole pulling in the fabric of this man…Quite posible it’s a brown hole!
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November 6th, 2009
JeSsI 2
damn. looks like someone’s butt got hungry….
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November 6th, 2009
Ryan
I work in a oklahoma walmart and I see that a LOT!!! I almost scratched my eyes out multiple times in one year than a life time, it’s like their so fat thier body eats on it’s own as a reflex… (shivers)
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November 13th, 2009
bob dylan
it looks like the only thing with the muchies is his ass
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November 16th, 2009
yoyo
it looks like his LOWER HALF was very HUNGRY
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November 20th, 2009
Paul-Thomas
There were no fat guys in the 60s. What happened was 5 guys from 1967 found a time machine and they formed into one large blob
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Worst case of hungry ass so far!
Do not adjust you rmonitor, those are the actual colours!
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Looks like the meat stocker is waiting around to see just how much he needs to restock – Hope he’s not close to his fifth (bad Walmart joke).
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I wonder if he’s going to bother to cook it before he eats it. And the butcher! Man, he needs to go cut up another cow or two in the back.
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I don’t want to see his black hole
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is that a shirt that goes down to the knees or a whole piece, or a dress?? because u can’t see the lines if its a two piece!!!
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Just not the flesh toned Dr. Scholls….
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Mmmmmm, duffle
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At least she is buying lean ground beef. Let’s give credit where credit is due.
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Dude, that tie dye is gi-normous!
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oh my oh my i think its a chick..
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Looks like his butt was hungry…
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Welcome to the new “normal”.
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Does he have a vacuum in his pants or is it a blackhole?
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it’s like a cosmic vortex up in between those thighs.
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“It just goes to show you……that a half a million kids can have bacon and Jolt Cola……………and nothing BUT bacon and Jolt Cola !!!!!!
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Why is that obese people’s shorts crawl WAAAYYY up their ass? It doesn’t happen to normal sized people ALL the time!! But every fat-person picture shows 2/3 of the short’s material crammed up their crack.
Why? Is there an anatomical reason???
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Wal-mart employee: Sir, we’re going to need you to give us back those hams…(starts to lift shirt)
Fat guy: I NEED AN ADULT…I NEED AN ADULT.
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Oh I see what’s happing the black hole that’s eating his shorts has distorted reality to the point where he thought it was a good idea to wear that in public.
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October 20th, 2009
explosion at the paintball factory
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October 20th, 2009
Looks like a bag of Skittles IMPLODED! Can’t………fight……the……..pull…….of………gravity!
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October 20th, 2009
OUCH
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October 20th, 2009
My personal opinion is anyone who thinks its funny to post that crap should not be allowed to procreate, let alone breathe.
Can we just go back to looking at Wal-Creatures for a good laugh?
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October 20th, 2009
It looks like a black hole sucking everything around it in. <<<<<<< Now THATS hilarious. Props guys
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October 20th, 2009
This is really Fred Flintstone on his way to a Grateful Dead concert. All he needs is a giant rack of ribs to put on top of his car…
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October 20th, 2009
Even the rainbow threw up.
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October 20th, 2009
omg, that is just wrong!
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October 20th, 2009
Would someone pull those out of there please!!!!
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October 20th, 2009
Starve the troll and let him go back to bribing little kids for BJs if he wants attention.
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October 20th, 2009
- when someone yells “Kool-Aid,” he comes crashing through the wall.
- when his girlfriend once said, “I want a pig in a blanket.” he jumped back into bed.
- instead of Levi’s 501 jeans, he wears 1002’s.
- when he ran away as a kid, they had to put his pic on all 4 sides of the milk carton.
- when he jogs to Krispy Kreme, he makes the CD player skip…at the radio station.
- on Halloween, he says, Trick or meatloaf!”
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October 20th, 2009
This guy’s in the wrong aisle. Can someone please direct him to the fruits and veggies?
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October 20th, 2009
Must have been a pretty psycadelic tent before he cut it up to make that outfit
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October 20th, 2009
“MMM These shorts feel a tad tight. I’ll either have to lose a bit of weight or bring these back. Glad I listened to Mother and kept my receipt”.
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October 20th, 2009
They call him wavy gravy – quite rightly.
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October 20th, 2009
This does not make me a proud Oklahoman. He looks like a meat-packing(errr, picking) lava lamp.
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October 20th, 2009
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October 20th, 2009
I know you can feel that wedgie, so why don’t you go into the bathroom and take care of it???
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October 20th, 2009
Looks like Walt Disney threw up all over him.
My eyes! My eyes!
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October 20th, 2009
It looks like its on its way to becoming an atomic wedgie.
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October 20th, 2009
He doesn’t have a wedgie. The intense friction caused his short to shred away between his plump ham hocks.
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October 20th, 2009
LUIC,
Yes, there are reason’s an obese person’s clothing is more likely to wind up where the sun don’t shine and stay there.
First of all, there is more body mass to grab, pull, tuck and roll and hold the clothing where it was never meant to be.
Secondly, once lodged, the offending clothing is difficult to remove discreetly. (As an experiment, wrap yourself in pillows and try to reach around to wrestle rather a large quantity of fabric back where it belongs.)
Too, clothes are made for an “ideal” size; smaller or larger sizes are scaled up or down. It’s not so evident on smaller people because there are fewer sizes between “bones” and “ideal” than there are between “ideal” and “infinity”. Therefore, most clothing is not made for fat people and the unique fitting problems they present.
I hope Professor Riverbrat has answered your question! Peace!
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October 20th, 2009
I really expected to see this in the cottage cheese isle.
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October 20th, 2009
Hungry-Hippy-Hippo
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October 20th, 2009
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October 20th, 2009
Fred Flintstone reaches for another Brontosaurus Burger
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October 20th, 2009
is the rest of this guy’s shorts.
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October 20th, 2009
He needs to be in the sporting goods section, the tents there might better than the clothes he’s wearing.
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October 20th, 2009
Oh no, my crack ate my shorts.
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October 20th, 2009
Where Are They Now: Woodstock ‘99
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October 20th, 2009
That skittle needs a new wardrobe!!!
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October 20th, 2009
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October 20th, 2009
holy tie-dye wedgie, batman!
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October 20th, 2009
1) There’s a rainbow NOBODY wants to lick
2) That person seriously has back tits and isn’t wearing a bra
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October 20th, 2009
If you feed that thing, it will quit eating your shorts.
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October 20th, 2009
I’m surpised he’s considering red meat………….he looks more like a fan of Phish……..
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October 20th, 2009
Is that a man or woman. Scary isn’t it
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October 20th, 2009
man or woman?
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October 20th, 2009
Captain! Should we fire the Photon Torpedoes before we are sucked into the Vortex!?”
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October 20th, 2009
Damn it. Now I am going to have to stare at the sun to burn this image off my retinas.
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October 20th, 2009
“than there are between “ideal” and “infinity” That made me true to my name!
Thanks, Riverbrat, and I tried your little experiment. You are quite right, burdened by 3 queen-sized pillows tied on with a rope, it is nearly impossible to dislodge a wedgie. But it was fun trying!
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October 20th, 2009
oh dear gawd….is this a man or a woman??
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October 21st, 2009
Oh my Lord. This guy (I’m hoping this is a male) should let his mommy pick out his outfits every day. This is frightening.
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October 21st, 2009
That dude’s ass is so hungry its eating his shorts!
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October 21st, 2009
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October 21st, 2009
At least we aren’t getting the frontal, braless view… I thought this was a chick but based on other comments, it looks like we can’t decide… but regardless of gender, he/she/it needs a bra!!!!
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October 21st, 2009
I know him in real life, actually. He’s very cool, although I’m not sure about his fashion choices sometimes.
And it is a he, for the record!
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October 21st, 2009
As Bruce was leaving the house, he searched and searched for his elusive socks.
“Dammit. Why can’t I EVER find my rainbow socks when I need them??? Well, maybe no one will notice these black ones. I sure hope they don’t look too tacky”
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October 21st, 2009
She belched so hard it created a vaccum.
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October 21st, 2009
Will someone Please discuss ways to avoid leg friction with this man! He clearly is now aware…..
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October 21st, 2009
Ok don’t like the comments about his weight because who knows what problems he may have??? But the choice of clothing is baaad!
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October 21st, 2009
Look what happened when Phish and Blues Traveler resurrected Cass Elliott from the Mamas and the Papas!
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October 21st, 2009
This guy never gave up on the hippie movement. It’s just the “sit-ins” became “sit-in the recliner and watch 30 Rock”
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October 21st, 2009
Is there a vacuum cleaner back there? It looks like it is sucking in his shorts.
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October 21st, 2009
I don’t know which is worse, the fat guy/woman in the tiedyed table cloth or the massive wedgie going up their crack, yikes!!!
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October 21st, 2009
I’ve seen a booty bite, but never one in Hyper Color! Fabulous!
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October 21st, 2009
He is just picking up some meat to snack on while he shops for dinner.
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October 21st, 2009
I love that some people are calling it a “he” and some people a “she”…does anyone TRULY know? That is the question.
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October 21st, 2009
I hope that blackhole is imploding, don`t want to imagine it expanding!
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October 21st, 2009
“Weebles Wobble but they don’t fall down”!
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October 21st, 2009
This is why I remove my glasses at work ALOT….
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October 21st, 2009
I remember seeing a guy in a dress at WalMart a few years ago and thinking WOW! , that guy is crazy. Sadly enough, he looked really good commpared to this guy.
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October 21st, 2009
It’s the tie die black hole
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October 21st, 2009
You know, I’m pretty sure that’s a dude, but I’ve been to this site–and my local WalMart–one to many times to bet on it.
Either way, thank God we can’t see the front.
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October 21st, 2009
OMG…. I suddenly feel so much better about my own weight problem.
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October 21st, 2009
Where in God’s name do you buy something like this?! I didn’t know the Big & Tall Menswear store had a tie dyed section. Or is it a muumuu for men?
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October 21st, 2009
that’s a guy????? just when i was thinking i was heterosexual!
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October 21st, 2009
That’s got to be a woman. My first thought was ” when did mom-in-law dye her hair?”
For me, it’s the shoes/socks combo that really make this outfit.
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October 21st, 2009
I don’t know if the guy actually NOTICED, but it looks like that guys ass is getting hungry, and eating the shorts!
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October 21st, 2009
Wheres his fat person electric scooter? I feel sorry for those scooters sometimes, what a terrible life hauling theses over sized fat asses around the over sized store all day.
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October 21st, 2009
That’s why his shorts are bunched up – He was riding the cart. It’s stuck somewhere up there.
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October 21st, 2009
You mind picking that wedgie?
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October 21st, 2009
Looks like Bar-B-Que tonight!
Yum!
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October 21st, 2009
by all means, buy more meat.
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October 21st, 2009
***Whoa**
I just had a really bad trip…and for some reason I smell like someones asshole and I’m at WallyWorld!
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October 21st, 2009
Come out, Come out, wherever you are!
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October 21st, 2009
Corn-fed beef on the hoof.
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October 21st, 2009
Now you know why every Walmart has double doors at the entrance.
Our Sam’s Club goes as far as to use garage doors for easier land
whale access.
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October 22nd, 2009
they got hippies in oklahoma? OMG
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October 22nd, 2009
This would be the image of a rainbow gone wrong lol
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October 22nd, 2009
the salad is in the other direction!
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October 22nd, 2009
MAN OR WOMAN? NO MATTER…OUTFIT IS JUST WWRROOONNGG!!!!!
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October 22nd, 2009
I’ve never had the urge to become a vegetarian……UNTIL NOW!!!!
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October 22nd, 2009
Awesome!! I had jamz exactly like that tank top in the ’80s!
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October 22nd, 2009
I say if he is cmfortable with himself to rock it out like that…….then ROCK ON WITH YO BAD SELF……..
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October 23rd, 2009
C’mon people, it’s a sarong, not shorts. He probably didn’t have a safety pin so had to improvise and tuck it up his ass instead. Quite a bold fashion statement IMO.
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October 23rd, 2009
nom,nom,nom
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October 23rd, 2009
I wonder if that’s were he keeps his wallet!
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October 23rd, 2009
That is not graceful…
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October 23rd, 2009
thats all he needs is to buy more meat wow
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October 23rd, 2009
I didn’t know wal-mart gave psychedelic astro wedgies.
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October 24th, 2009
“Do these shorts make my ass look big?”
Why yes, yes they do. And tucking them up your crack isn’t helping.
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October 24th, 2009
What has been seen cannot be unseen. I’m gonna have nightmares now.
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October 24th, 2009
Is it going in, or coming out ? Oh dear God I hope it doesn’t make a noise whatever it’s doing………………..
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October 24th, 2009
OMG. The clothing isn’t going up a butt crack, the thigh crack created by two ginourmo thighs rubbing together are preventing that. Imagine (yuck) the chafing problem. I feel yarky now just thinking about it.
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October 25th, 2009
Those poor shorts never saw it coming…being eaten alive and all….How sad.
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October 25th, 2009
Okay, that is definitely a dude… but Dude looks like a Lady.
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October 25th, 2009
Woah, this there’s not pot of gold here!! Retreat, retreat!!!
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October 26th, 2009
It’s where all hippies who did too much acid end up.
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October 26th, 2009
Security,….now where did that pack of pork chops go?….
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October 27th, 2009
yeah – I visited my Mom in Edmond (I’m from CA) and people were asking me why I’m so skinny. 5′ and 110 pounds is not skinny. I started saying “Yeah – standing next to you I WOULD look skinny, huh?” They all looked like this!
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October 28th, 2009
That’s a GUY?
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October 28th, 2009
Taste the rainbow? Me thinks not!
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October 29th, 2009
Could we all show a little respect here? We could be witnessing the birth of a new universe!
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October 29th, 2009
Airing next on Fox TV:
“When Good Rainbows Go Bad!”
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October 31st, 2009
We have the same pic of that guy but in all red shorts, he told the guy at the deli that he hadnt been able to make it to the y to work out for a while…
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November 1st, 2009
I presume I see something along the lines of a Black Hole anus, I can not assure that a vagina is also doing the same action. Perhaps, this could be a male specimen with lack of interest in actual fashion magazines? I assume, that People Style Watch should start watching Wal-Mart, and giving makeovers, but they may not be able to help someone with a syndrom such as a vagina and anus sucking all clothing surrounding, in. This reminds me of Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears somehow, along the lines of sucking everything in, I suppose.
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November 3rd, 2009
OMG–I just found this website, and I am still laughing my pants off..maybe I should make a trip to Wally World without them….this site is hysterical—thanks for creating it!!
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November 3rd, 2009
His he-sarong is stuck in his thong! Ouch!
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November 3rd, 2009
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! I used to work there!!!!!
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November 5th, 2009
I don’t think it’s a black hole pulling in the fabric of this man…Quite posible it’s a brown hole!
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November 6th, 2009
damn. looks like someone’s butt got hungry….
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November 6th, 2009
I work in a oklahoma walmart and I see that a LOT!!! I almost scratched my eyes out multiple times in one year than a life time, it’s like their so fat thier body eats on it’s own as a reflex… (shivers)
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November 13th, 2009
it looks like the only thing with the muchies is his ass
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November 16th, 2009
it looks like his LOWER HALF was very HUNGRY
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November 20th, 2009
There were no fat guys in the 60s. What happened was 5 guys from 1967 found a time machine and they formed into one large blob
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December 1st, 2009
everytime the creature eats beef the creatures ass eats another hidious pair of shorts
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December 11th, 2009
he is HUNGRY
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December 21st, 2009
the strangest thing is at the start of the day, those were long pants.
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