October 23rd, 2009
I’ve Got The Blues
Well, the good news about that dress is that it looks like its going to go ahead and cut off that back titty for you!
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Well, the good news about that dress is that it looks like its going to go ahead and cut off that back titty for you!
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Date To Prom With No Arm Sleeves – Check
Hit Wal-Mart Before Prom – Check
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Side boobs…double the fun!!!!
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Nice one Monica !
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the strings breaking, cuz they look like they’re about to break at any second now…
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I love her Fred Durst cover band…Limp Brisket
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Ewww! Come on lady, your boobs are showing.
Cover those up!
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Now everyone else has the blues too…. She looks all trussed up for Thanksgiving. Ugh….
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I’m blind!
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With a shoehorn. A really BIG shoehorn…
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OMG. Can you imagine either the fitting room attendant or the roommate who helped tied this for her?
Get real about your sizes, people. This is hideous.
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OH BABY theirs nothing like a 55lb women in a 5lb sack.
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You have to look beyond the obvious . . . At least there’s an X across her back with the straps. SAY NO TO BACK FAT!
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LOVE the caption!
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gonna cut off circulation to vast sections of her back
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Another example of just cause you can put it on doesn’t mean you should! …and is that a hickey on her back titty? oh dear lord.
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How many rolls is that? Bakers dozen?
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October 23rd, 2009
her: Fat Back (aka: back tits), if thats a panty line then its either a thong gone wrong or bikinis that are WAY too tight and a blonde out of a bottle slicked back sonic the hedgehog doo
him: Pit Tits and he’s got to be blind or wearing permanent beer goggles.
Why the Pic is Fuzzy? Thats the sound waves created by the seams on that dress screaming.
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wow, Mary Kay Letourneau & Villi Fualaau have REALLY let themselves go….i think THEY should have their own reality show
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October 23rd, 2009
I think somebody needs to put out the yellow warning cones to let people know that when those bungee cord straps finally break, SOMEBODY is going to really get hurt!
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October 23rd, 2009
your thanksgiving bird is done, put back in oven and let brown for 30 min
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Looks like bread baking through twine.
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I think she mis-understood the definition of strap-on
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Those straps gotta be made of Kevlar to hold all that in without breaking. She looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.
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October 23rd, 2009
Nice back fat, do you get fries and a shake with that!?
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October 24th, 2009
I’ve seen sausages with skin more loose than hers.
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October 24th, 2009
Get it Grandma Hell Yea
Show me whatcha workin’ with
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October 24th, 2009
hahahah ive seen some great captions on this site but this is one of the fuckin best!!
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October 24th, 2009
Brooke:
Now, now….. That purse MAY be “his”…. It matches his skin tone. My question is “Why would someone carry an orange purse that is wearing a blue outfit?”
Perhaps the shoes are orange??
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October 24th, 2009
Someone please show this woman to the home fashions aisle and find her a full length mirror!
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October 24th, 2009
THERE’S A GIANT TUMOR ON HER BACK.
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October 24th, 2009
She looks bad enough, but the creature next to her is not much better.
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October 24th, 2009
That blues dress is squashing her back, now it looks like a butt, and the blue colour aint helping
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October 24th, 2009
looks like bread baking over a string.
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October 24th, 2009
its not a too-muh!
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October 24th, 2009
Is it possible that shirt had a back when she left the house? If not, she’s put a lot of faith in those strings!
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October 24th, 2009
She looks like a trussed up ham or something. Honey get a crowbar, I know this dress still fits.
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October 24th, 2009
What disturbs me is it looks like she also has a rash. Who puts on a dress that shows skin while you are sporting a rash? Gross! I bet she also has tennis shoes on
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October 24th, 2009
I really hope those strings have a really high tensile strength. If not, I don’t want to be anywhere near when they blow.
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October 24th, 2009
Only Flava Flav would find this attractive.
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October 24th, 2009
i bet the purse is so real…
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October 24th, 2009
I’m wondering if that dress used to have a zipper???
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October 24th, 2009
“It’s a little tight, but you can’t believe the deal that I got on this dress”
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October 24th, 2009
Mmmm, back fat.
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October 24th, 2009
“Objects in the mirror are smaller than they seem”……………
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October 24th, 2009
opps I meant LARGER !
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October 24th, 2009
She looks like a sausage in its’ casing. Ugh!!
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October 24th, 2009
at least she is wearing underwear – the visible pantie lines on the side add some nice symmetry
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October 25th, 2009
the bakery called… they want their rolls back!
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October 25th, 2009
Wonka told you not to eat that…
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October 25th, 2009
look out below she gonna eat us with her rolls
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October 25th, 2009
Kinda like when you buy a ham and it’s wrapped up in the netting….
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October 25th, 2009
Rolls are great at dinner, but not stuffed into a dress
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October 25th, 2009
Eveningwear at Walmart: check.
Bad-fitting eveningwear that no one in that shape should wear: check.
Dooney knock-off in the cart: check.
Honey, if you don’t look like Hillary Swank, Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz or Halle Berry from the back? Then you don’t wear a dress like that.
Especially in public.
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October 26th, 2009
did someone feel sexy today?
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October 26th, 2009
In the movie version one of the straps lets go and decapitates the guy standing next to her.
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October 26th, 2009
Someone should tell her how to properly wear that g-string.
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October 26th, 2009
That dress was hot 100 pounds ago. It’s OK to hang on to your skinny clothes as motivation to loose weight but you should actually lose the weight before you wear them.
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October 27th, 2009
if she can wear that then i can NOT. WHY. is all i am saying.
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October 27th, 2009
1. Nasty.
2.She needs to purchase a bra for those back tits.
3.That is the tackiest D&B bag I’ve ever seen.
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October 27th, 2009
oh my fuck
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October 27th, 2009
It’s the Michelin Man.
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October 28th, 2009
I swear, 9 times out of 10, your captions are funnier than the picture itself! hahahahaha!!!! Kudos to you, my friend.
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October 28th, 2009
BUSTED CAN OF BISCUITS!
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November 5th, 2009
…yet another who did not heed Mr. Wonka’s warning.
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November 5th, 2009
Honestly this one isn’t so bad. Especially compared to some of the others.
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November 6th, 2009
Devil in a blue dress? Please?
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November 6th, 2009
Baby got back, but take it back. Take it back. Oh lady, please, TAKE IT BACK!.
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November 9th, 2009
Strange, it reminded me of Kate Gosselin with the hair and I can totally see the real Kate in this outfit. Egads.
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November 15th, 2009
Dude, this has to be in Arkansas. lOl. Man, jean dresses should be burned. Even if they don’t show off your horrendous back fat. (:
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November 19th, 2009
Don’t forget her fabulous Dooney & Bourke flaming orange purse that she left unattened in the shopping cart! Better take it while she’s not lookin so u can get up to her standard of fashion!
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November 23rd, 2009
I think her dress is so disgusted, its trying to tear its way off her body!
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