October 23rd, 2009
Big Thangs Poppin’
This is more of a safety concern than anything else. Seriously, I’m concerned that some little kid is about to take a button to the eyes. How bad would that scar him? Honestly people lets think of the kids before we go out in public.
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guess she needed to go to Walmart to buy some new clothes fast
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Let’s buy her some Spanx. With the spillover, it would look like she had 4 breasts, and who wouldn’t love that?
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Look at the guys belt on the right. Missed a loop did we??
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now that’s what I call a F.U.P.A….except; where does it end??? Gross!!
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……..excuse me maam, your gunt is resting on my scanner.
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That’s so attractive.
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I hope there are new XXL pants in her cart with an elastic waist.
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that looks like the tshirts they sell in the teen section at walmart, and she obviously has no business shopping in that section,
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Even Spanx can’t hide that!
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That should be in a haunted house attraction, very scary!
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This is why mirrors should be mandatory.
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Not to mention she looks like she could just fall right over onto a kid and smother him!
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Now thats how you keep it LOW LOW LOW LOW
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Did no one else notice the guys belt to the right haha. She should holdster that slab.
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SOMBODY LET THAT ARDVARK OUT OF THOSE PANTS!
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Someone please direct this poor woman to Walmart’s muumuu section pronto!
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This is obviously supposed to be a fashion statement. Just look at the range of color from bottom to top, AMAZING!
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Looks like she has the Dunlap Disease…Her belly dun-lapped her pants!
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Shirt chased at “Baby Gap”…check.
Appointment at “Jenny Craig”……oops…missed it!
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This is what happens when a muffin-top is about to explode!
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I’d hate to see what would happen if she bent over…catastrophic event…
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and it’s TMI
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WHEN THAT THING BLOWS, SOMEONES GETTING HURT
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It’s so massive it’s starting to explode. I have also learned never to eat breakfast while viewing this website.
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Excuse me while I poke out my minds eye!
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How did she actually suceed at fastening the button?
How on earth could that have been comfortable sitting in the car on the way to Wally World?
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Hit the Deck!! It’s going to blow and take out some innocent bystander or kid
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I would just like to know how you get a pair of pants like that buttoned? I bet she had to use a pair of pliers to get them zipped!
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Being scared about getting hit in the eye with button is the least of my worries! matter fact i hope that would happen bc i dont want to see what would be next lol
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Must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that!!!!
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Yeah, I’m a size 8. See?
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when your stomach casts a shadow on your legs…you know you’re a fat a**!
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Are those your lil sister’s clothes?
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Shamu stopped 5 minutes ago, however she’s bracing herself for the “aftershocks” of coming to an abrupt shock…..never know when they are gonna hit.
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Looks like 2 Bulldogs trying to get out of a wool sack !! She’s got more rolls than a bakery. I’ll bet her High school Photo was an Aerial…….
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October 23rd, 2009
One of my best friends calls this a “fupa”: Fat upper p*ssy area.
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October 23rd, 2009
This is….well….gross! Er, pardon me for being a Brit in England but please can someone explain the word gunt??? Baffled, but trying hard!
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October 23rd, 2009
Her shopping list…
twinkies
twinkies
twinkies
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If you zoom in, you’ll see “Built Ford Tough” on its label. God bless the USA!
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The pic got cut off at the bottom – I wonder if she has cankles.
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October 23rd, 2009
that zipper has had about all it can take! run everybody! run!
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OMG my friends does this! “I’m still a size 8 like back in high school!” then u see this huge muffin top hang over her jeans (she’s really a 14!).
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October 23rd, 2009
Hey where are all the “I’d hit that guys “? Do see one comment exclaiming that one!
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Watch out that botton is on its last thread…. note to self if the lay down on the bed and suck in works but half of your shit is hanging out n you cant zip prob a no go
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If you listen really really closely, you can hear the zipper screaming.
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Diet coke drinker.
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That zipper looks like the opening scene of Cliffhanger where Sly Stallone is losing his grip….
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A slow lumbering creature that can be seen day and night. Unfortunatly, they are not rare. The habitats you can observe the creature are McDonalds, any buffet, trailerparks, and especially Wal-Marts.
They are slow moving, loud, and have an odor of B.O. and cat urine.
Photograph the beasts at your own risk. They are not above making a scene in public places.
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October 23rd, 2009
How can she possibly zip up & button those shorts with those fingernails? Not possible!
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October 23rd, 2009
it looks like DUMB DONALD from fat albert and the cosby kids,the one that always had that hat on covering his face.
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October 23rd, 2009
What I would like to know is…….how did she button those with those fake long nails!!!!!!
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October 23rd, 2009
unless she put the nails on AFTER she did up the pants, how did she do up the pants………….?
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someone called this a muffin top? when you belly gets this big, you’ve got the whole damn bakery
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October 23rd, 2009
it looks like a huge package of fruit stripe gum just exploded, or a rainbow just vomited all over an oversized loaf of cellulose.
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October 23rd, 2009
I just moved away from NC and this does NOT surprise me.
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Looks like a can of busted biscuits!
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October 24th, 2009
If I was that child I’d want to lose my eyesight.
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October 24th, 2009
@ FORMERWALMARTIAN
When she hears about and then reads these post her response will probably be something like ” y’all haters, y’all just jealous , you know you want some of what l got “
Ain’t it the truth??? About 18 lesser endowed folks could take “some o’ what she got” and put it to good use.
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@HELEN
This is….well….gross! Er, pardon me for being a Brit in England but please can someone explain the word gunt??? Baffled, but trying hard!
G (as in Gut) + UNT (as in cUNT) = GUNT. It’s kinda like a FUPA (fat upper pussy area) only funnier.
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October 24th, 2009
This is incomprehensible to me. How could you go out of the house looking like that?!?!
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October 24th, 2009
Dayum! That ain’t no muffin top…it’s a multi-layered cake topper!
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October 24th, 2009
Her friends and family should call What Not To Wear ASAP. Maybe they can cure her of wearing her daughters clothes. Before these pictures are posted on this site, maybe they ought to be shown to the person. It’s amazing what a picture can do to your self perception.
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October 24th, 2009
which way is that?
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October 24th, 2009
You know, I’m heavy, but I always try to make sure my stomach’s not popping out for everyone to see.
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October 24th, 2009
i guess she sat on air hose and fell asleep and when she woke up she looked like a giant airbag
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i nearly..NEARLY pissed myself laughing off the title of the pic alone…
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October 24th, 2009
I’m more concerned about those tack-tack nails getting caught on the conveyor belt! Seriously lady, emery boards are your friend.
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October 24th, 2009
“I don’t think ya ready for this jelly…I don’t think ya ready for this jelly, I’m too bootylicious”
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October 24th, 2009
big thangs poppin…cant see the little things she’s droppin
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October 25th, 2009
Can something like this even really be defined as a muffin top?
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October 25th, 2009
it looks as if somethings trying to escape from her pants!
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October 25th, 2009
This poor girl needs better friends… for telling her that she looks good!
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October 25th, 2009
im glad that kid isnt any closer or else she wouldve eatin her whole
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October 25th, 2009
okay this is nasty and all, but is anybody else wondering why her arm isn’t in the sleeve? i’m thinking she couldnt get both arms to fit, so picked her favorite arm and THAT one got to wear a sleeve that day.
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October 25th, 2009
Is this in Ahoskie? Im pretty sure it is…….this lady is nasty she looks like old chocolate oozing out of a rainbow push pop …YUCK
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October 25th, 2009
I’ll make your bub-bubs bounce. MAKE ‘EM BOUNCE NOW
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October 26th, 2009
Again, the carolinas have the best people of walmart
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October 26th, 2009
memo to the fatties of the world, while you may “feel” skinnier shopping in the juniors section, you do not look skinnier when you stuff yourself into pants that are at least 5 sizes too small, hit up the women’s plus size aisle next time
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October 26th, 2009
Daaammmnnnn gurl!!! How long it take you to grow that thang!
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October 26th, 2009
That looks dangerous, it should be removed before it catches something! Biggest gunt ever!
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October 26th, 2009
Weapon of MASS destruction?
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October 26th, 2009
Friggin A… how is her gut not lacerated?
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October 26th, 2009
well first of all, how the hell did she get those damn pants on?
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October 27th, 2009
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard??
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October 28th, 2009
If the pants don’t fit…
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October 29th, 2009
Her zipper is totally busted. DAMN.
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October 29th, 2009
damn, even jenny craig couldnt help her
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October 29th, 2009
Well at least the Asset Protection Associates, in the store, don”t have to worry about lost profits being hidden in her busted out jeans,,,,You could consiously say that there aren”t any theft worries here…It seems to me,that the customer is in denial to wear plus sizes….lol..
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October 30th, 2009
This happens when poor peoples gotta choose to spend the “stimulus money” on groceries or clothes that cover up your business!
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October 30th, 2009
is this the front or the back????
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November 1st, 2009
Looks like her nails are did, maybe she should take that money and buy some clothes that FIT!!
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November 1st, 2009
omg…she looks like that and she has her nails done….what difference does that make when you look like your shirt kicked your stomache out for bad behavior?
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November 1st, 2009
The scary thing is someone let her leave the house looking like that… yikes!
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November 4th, 2009
I don’t think we need to worry about the button flying and hitting anyone. If it pops off, the overlapping fat should catch it
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November 4th, 2009
Did She HONESTLY tell herself they “fit fine” before she left the house… they look like they hurt??
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November 4th, 2009
These are my fat jeans!
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November 4th, 2009
That Sho is a Lot of Nasty hanging out there!!!!
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November 5th, 2009
If I were one of those buttons, I would be screaming. And if I shot out, I would break through a $5 long distance calling card. they are next to the snickers bar that she is going to grab.
Is there a problem with obesity?
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November 5th, 2009
fyi, that roll of fat that hangs over the jeans is called a muffin top.
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November 5th, 2009
FUPA!
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November 7th, 2009
Yes, Wal-Mart needs to address and mitigate customer-instigated projectile liabilities such as this. Until that’s achieved the greeters should just pass out safety goggles to incoming customers. Guns don’t account for all the violence. We need more sudden-button control!
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November 9th, 2009
At least the zipper is working — God only knows how.
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November 23rd, 2009
Oh my God i would Watch out she is about to set off a BOMB!
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