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My guess is she did not pass inspection.

Michigan

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  1. Jennifer

    Is it just me, or is there a gigantic bruise on her right leg?

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    October 24th, 2009

  2. Joshua Stetar

    Aha that is kinda funny. :D I think she just got arrested.

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    October 24th, 2009

  3. Lulabelle

    The front says ‘visually impaired’

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    October 24th, 2009

  4. The economy must be affecting their selections these days.

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    October 24th, 2009

  5. Daniel

    Must be their one year if he’s letting her get hungry man…

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    October 24th, 2009

  6. Ted

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    October 24th, 2009

  7. Todd's Lady

    Inspecting that would be a fulltime job…never know what she’s hiding in all those rolls. After all doesn’t she need to keep her twinkies fresh?

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    October 24th, 2009

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    October 24th, 2009

  9. martini girl

    It’s a typo, the shirt should read Female Blubber Inspector.

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    October 24th, 2009

  10. Ted

    Caution agent this one looks like she could be packing.

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    October 24th, 2009

  11. I'm not telling

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    October 24th, 2009

  12. Ted

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    October 24th, 2009

  13. Willmerfi

    He’s handling this recall like a pro

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    October 24th, 2009

  14. rudeomatic

    F.B.I. Failure! Abort mission!

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    October 24th, 2009

  15. Moons in Leo

    I think he got time and a half for inspecting her.

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    October 24th, 2009

  16. bns

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    October 24th, 2009

  17. jo

    My guess is that he’s a drop-out. You can’t work undercover with the government if your eyesight is that bad…

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    October 24th, 2009

  18. He’s calling for backup on this one…

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    October 24th, 2009

  19. Iben

    His other shirt says DEA (Drunk Every Afternoon) Thus the combination of being a FBIDEA

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    October 24th, 2009

  20. TECH DUDE

    Maybe her red sports bra is the female answer to the “wifebeater” and she’s the “husband beater” instead? Looks like she outweighs the guy by 50 pounds easily. lol

    Incidentally, I have a shirt (a gift from my stepson) that says C.I.A. – Cleavage Inspection Agency. I’ve worn it to a few private parties, but won’t wear it in public without a jacket over it (or in the car on the way to or from the parties, for example). Funny among close friends? Definitely! Appropriate in WalMart or any other public place? Not really.

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    October 24th, 2009

  21. Buster

    He’s gonna need the jaws of life to complete the cavity search portion of the inspection……..

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    October 24th, 2009

  22. Brooke

    Wow, we used to make that same joke in the fifth grade…. looks like he got himself a fifth grader to appreciate his humor!

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    October 24th, 2009

  23. MisUndrstd

    It’s Ellie Mae and Jethro out shopping for Granny so she can cook them up some vittles.

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    October 24th, 2009

  24. BigGuy

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    October 24th, 2009

  25. Willmerfi

    Check out the bruise on her leg. She obviously resisted arrest

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    October 24th, 2009

  26. Megan

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    October 24th, 2009

  27. Puppetgal

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    October 24th, 2009

  28. crazykate007

    its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it

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    October 24th, 2009

  29. Well ladies and gentlemen your in for a real treat because after the bathing suit and overall wearin competition portion of our program our hillbilly pageant hopefuls will wrastle some pigs……

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    October 24th, 2009

  30. Buster

    The Worlds Dirtiest Jobs

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    October 24th, 2009

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    October 24th, 2009

  32. Buster

    Fatal Boner Inhibitor

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    October 24th, 2009

  33. Ted

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    October 24th, 2009

  34. steveo

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    October 24th, 2009

  35. BigWood

    That’s one strip search I don’t wanna even think about.

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    October 24th, 2009

  36. Mr. Bojangles

    His standards for inspection must be pretty low if she passed

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    October 24th, 2009

  37. David (From Texas)

    I don’t think it should be FBI….it should be CIA (Cover it’s A$$)

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    October 24th, 2009

  38. Ted

    I really didn’t see the need for the crack sniffing dog.

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    October 24th, 2009

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    October 24th, 2009

  40. Buster

    “Well Agent Smith, you did such a good job on Ned Beatty we’re transferring you over to the Walmart Division……..”

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    October 24th, 2009

  41. Bobby

    “With a lifelong case in front of him, Special Officer Jethro was never tasked with any more work.”

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    October 24th, 2009

  42. Megan

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    October 24th, 2009

  43. littleMary

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    October 24th, 2009

  44. Just Tim

    Maybe that is the type of girl he likes, big and round!!!!

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    October 24th, 2009

  45. Addie

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    October 24th, 2009

  46. JDUFF

    Every student who graduates from the “Bufy’s Two Week Accelerated Gynecology Training and Certification Course” gets this special T-Shirt!

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    October 24th, 2009

  47. ncwalmartshopper

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    October 24th, 2009

  48. Pig tails, side boob & overrall shorts: Never a winning combination, no matter your size or stature.

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    October 24th, 2009

  49. cody

    i don’t know what convinced her it was ok to go out in public in a top that is smaller than the one she used to get that tan line. but obviously she needs to reconsider.

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    October 24th, 2009

  50. Paul

    His butt looks like it took one in the line of duty.

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    October 24th, 2009

  51. i bet they are Yoopers, too. what a disgrace. and i loved the UP when i was there.

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    October 24th, 2009

  52. Jello

    i don’t think this guy is doing his job very well.

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    October 24th, 2009

  53. Lo

    Nothing screams white trash more than a sports bra 3 sizes to small and overall shorts, and a farmers sunburn.

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    October 24th, 2009

  54. AngeleWings

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    October 24th, 2009

  55. larry

    that’s not his girlfriend, that’s his little sister.

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    October 24th, 2009

  56. Small-Wart

    Full Blown Idjit

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    October 24th, 2009

  57. YASBOB

    The shirt should only be printed on wifebeaters.

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    October 24th, 2009

  58. chickychickytata

    the shirt should say Fat Body Inspector…and can you believe how daisy duke let herself go…wowsah !!!!!

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    October 24th, 2009

  59. Frank563

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    October 24th, 2009

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    October 24th, 2009

  61. Moomoo

    I still can’t get over the fact that these people are real.. These two will have babies, and they too will be on peopleofwalmart one day. It’s a vicious cycle.

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    October 24th, 2009

  62. Cookie

    I think that inspection is going to take a hydraulic lift. Time to walk away from the Hungry Man dinners and walk Bessie over to the veggie isle.

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    October 24th, 2009

  63. Blamorama

    Sadly my ex-boyfriend had this shirt

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    October 24th, 2009

  64. Donielle

    Keep eating those Hungry man dinners!!!

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    October 24th, 2009

  65. Mark Williams

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    October 24th, 2009

  66. a$$hole

    Seriously?… I mean did either one of them think their outfit was a good idea by itself? … But together? WTF? They deserve to be made fun of, abused, burned at the stake. Stupidity should be prosecutable – in very painful ways.

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    October 24th, 2009

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    October 24th, 2009

  68. Yllwgt2001

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    October 24th, 2009

  69. AngryMedic

    ummmm….ew

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    October 24th, 2009

  70. D

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    October 24th, 2009

  71. Jamby's Boyfriend

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    October 24th, 2009

  72. Grandmasdrinking

    It’s damned cold in Michigan, put on some clothes . Glutton pink will do.

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    October 24th, 2009

  73. James

    If he’s a Female Body Inspector, I SAY WE FIRE HIM!

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    October 24th, 2009

  74. Beth

    wonder what walmart this isin Michigan. my gawd lol

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    October 24th, 2009

  75. Courtney

    You might be a redneck if…

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    October 25th, 2009

  76. Miss Smee

    Now this photo absolutely captures the complete essence of this whole website. Nice work to the photographer!

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    October 25th, 2009

  77. M

    i like how he tucked his shirt in…because tucking is more presentable…

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    October 25th, 2009

  78. vegas363

    Government cutbacks in training…

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    October 25th, 2009

  79. S.M.

    Oh my… that’s just wrong. BillyBob even tucked his shirt in and sally mae did her hair up real good for their special day of shopping in the big city. LOL.. they both just look dirty and good lord he cut the sleeves off a t shirt I would die if I saw that in person.. MOUTH BREATHERS!!!

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    October 25th, 2009

  80. Dave

    Some of the paranoid, conspiracy minded types claim that the government is trying to cull most of the population with the H1N1 vaccine,after perusing these pictures,I now hope that it’s true.

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    October 25th, 2009

  81. Jen

    I’m guessing she did, but apparently this FBI needs glasses…

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    October 25th, 2009

  82. wes

    hmmm…I thinking full blow inbred

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    October 25th, 2009

  83. bekah

    I WOULD SLAP THAT ASS AND RIDE THE WAVES

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    October 25th, 2009

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    October 25th, 2009

  85. Chris

    I think the caption is the real winner here

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    October 26th, 2009

  86. Always-A-Diva

    Inspecting to make sure she’s not hiding donuts under the left one…

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    October 26th, 2009

  87. toolovely

    My guess is, hers is the only body he was ever able to inspect.

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    October 26th, 2009

  88. Mel

    Sports bras and bib overalls are so smokin hot! I’m bout to run to Walmart an get me some.. Whoot-whoot

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    October 27th, 2009

  89. fireman1116

    i guess she would if you had some beer goggels on

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    October 27th, 2009

  90. Chris

    haha i know who took this picture!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  91. Sam

    You know what they say about pigtails..

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    October 27th, 2009

  92. Drayton

    That’s good ol genuine Mississippi folks right there I tell you what!

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    October 28th, 2009

  93. the flammer

    my car with the check engine light on has a better chance of passing inspection then this girl.

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    October 29th, 2009

  94. Axel

    Actually, it’s quite the opposite: She must be something very special, considering his expert credentials.

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    October 31st, 2009

  95. rebecca

    my guess is that he really is a female body inspector, she did not pass inspection, but he’s going to keep her around anyway.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  96. Mozie

    You’re FIRED!!

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    November 5th, 2009

  97. Hes gonna need a lot of overtime fopr this case

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    November 11th, 2009

  98. Kev

    Whoa, is it 1981?

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    November 13th, 2009

  99. Nikki

    im guessing she must have passed inspection or she wouldnt be with him

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    November 23rd, 2009

  100. Michigan shopper

    inteeresting…….

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    November 29th, 2009

  101. aj128

    I bet its in Taylortucky

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    December 28th, 2009

  102. Jon D

    FBI…..Fat Bi**h Interceptor!!!!

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    December 28th, 2009

  103. Jay Dub

    Got himself a job with some relative security in longevity – latest estimate onremaining time needed to complete this inspection: 41.3 work days. Project has had to be restarted twice already, due to inability to find the markers left behind as to where he left off when calling it quits for the day.

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    January 18th, 2010

  104. kennyh

    what a poster child for the state of michigan, fat,filthy sweathog, someone buy my house so i can leave this pigfest state!

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    March 23rd, 2010

  105. tim

    well the shirt should be taken off cause he ant body inspection

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    April 1st, 2010

  106. Cheyenne Brinkman

    holy shit the funny thing is thats my step dad and his new girlfriend aint that some funny shit lol

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    April 27th, 2010

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