I can honestly say I have never seen any shirts with these types of obscenities on them in our Wal-Mart. I am not sure how I would react if I did, but suffice it to say, one of us would be asked to leave!!
Like or Dislike: 57 25
October 24th, 2009
indeed
And bonus: most of the Walmart pussy is laced with cake… and
perhaps cheetos.
Like or Dislike: 77 14
October 24th, 2009
Will
Only men with small tongues wear this stuff.
Like or Dislike: 71 6
October 24th, 2009
r
Once again, another Floriduh walmart. What county??
So he eats it with a fork and candles not taking time to enjoy the goodness in front of him??? If your have to make an obscene shirt at least make it make sense.
Totally unrelated question: How do I search PoWM to re-find a picture? I’m trying to re-find the guy with Depends and Valvoline–funniest of all time comments. I can’t remember the caption title.
Is there a search on here where I can type in “Depends + Valvoline”?
If not, make one!!!
Thanks,
Like or Dislike: 12 22
October 24th, 2009
TERRY
1st I have to apologize for all men living in the state of Florida
2nd I have to apologize for all men in a state of stupid ..in the city of in your dreams
and 3rd I have to apologize to fat kids who like cake
Like or Dislike: 114 6
October 24th, 2009
David (From Texas)
seesm to have a little ‘carpet’ on the chin….let’s hope the laws of velcro do not come to life….
I would expect nothing less from a trailer trash Florida redneck
Like or Dislike: 15 18
October 24th, 2009
Dribble
Wal-Mart will not sell certain CD’s with offensive lyrics yet this is allowed to walk in to the store??? Double standard if ever there was one.
Like or Dislike: 161 13
October 24th, 2009
Sarah
Needless to say, Wal-Mart is probably one of the few places in the world where someone can actually pick up women with a shirt that says “I Eat Pussy Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake”. Anywhere else, he’d be either slapped in the face or kicked in the nuts (or both).
The only pussy this guy is getting is in the pet department of Walmart.
Like or Dislike: 27 7
October 24th, 2009
Kat Lane
Oh won’t someone please think of the children!! How to explain to an 8 yr old that pussy is not a cat? And why does that man want to eat a kitty kat Mommy?
Like or Dislike: 59 7
October 24th, 2009
Walt
By his looks, I would assume he probably disembowels and devours small kittens.
I’m sure he eats his pussy with a knife because he has to scrape off all the cottage cheese.
Like or Dislike: 7 19
October 24th, 2009
Jami
Forget cake, the fat kid probably gets more pussy then this guy too, because -
1: Women aren’t as shallow as men. We really don’t care what a guy looks like so long as he treats us kindly and with respect, has good personal hygeine, works hard, and is intellegent. (Smart men are sexy!)
2: Like in Revenge Of The Nerds, the fat kid probably spends so much time daydreaming and researching sex, that once unleashed on a woman he could out do a porn star.
Therefore fat kid with cake gets more pussy the loser offensive with shirt.
Like or Dislike: 76 12
October 24th, 2009
iamisfit
And this is why some people still need their mothers to dress them
What’s also pathetic is that the douche looks really proud wearing the t-shirt. It probably took him a week to collect enough aluminum cans to pay for it at the local Goodwill Store.
Like or Dislike: 70 5
October 24th, 2009
Tugg
amazing how many stupid women are out there.
he probably has a date for tonight.
ugh.
Like or Dislike: 21 8
October 24th, 2009
Red
I feel sorry for felines.
It’s the 21st century people! Stop baking kittens in pies!
Like or Dislike: 35 2
October 24th, 2009
Dick Fitzwell
Does that mean he has a glass of milk with it?
Like or Dislike: 27 2
October 24th, 2009
chris
That should be illegal little kids dont need to see that scumbag.
Like or Dislike: 32 6
October 24th, 2009
Ted
I hate t tell you this but I just saw the fat kid gagging himself in the washroom.
Like or Dislike: 16 2
October 24th, 2009
why
He’ll never get any cake from most women, but he might score some “I scream!”
Like or Dislike: 14 4
October 24th, 2009
southernlites
I don’t get it…….why on earth can this be worn in a store where families shop?
Can someone from Wallyworld please answer this question?! I would not want my son to see this skeezoid if he had my grandson with him…I’d probably have to bail him out of jail.
Like or Dislike: 41 2
October 24th, 2009
Kelly
At least the fat kid has evidence of his success.
Like or Dislike: 58 0
October 24th, 2009
A$$hole
Maybe he eats a lot of chinese carry out?
Like or Dislike: 7 7
October 24th, 2009
Jenna
Are there any fat kid costumes there in the Halloween section, Mr. I-have-a-small-penis-so-i-have-to-advertise-my-oral-skills?
Like or Dislike: 29 5
October 24th, 2009
Karen
Like a repulsive pig?
Like or Dislike: 8 7
October 24th, 2009
Floyd
Southernlites, I was in a Ryan’s restaurant recently where some idiot biker was wearing one of those bright orange “CAN YOU SEE ME NOW, ASSHOLE?” shirts on.
I challenge store and restaurant managers to deny service to people who insist on displaying disgusting, obviously offensive clothing or behavior.
How Fowl ! ha aha ! Hey, Your Dad Paged You At Wal-Mart And Wants His T-Shirt Back !! Tell Your Mom To Watch Where She Sits From Now On Because Florida Doesn’t Need Any More Like You !!
Like or Dislike: 0 7
October 24th, 2009
Breweryboy
Nice METH Teeth.
Like or Dislike: 38 1
October 24th, 2009
Suzy Creamcheese
That is the most disgusting photo I’ve seen on this site so far.
Like or Dislike: 23 3
October 24th, 2009
Haven
i bet either his mom got him this shirt, or shes proud of him to wear it in public. Nice.
I find it funny how everyone is bitching about a shirt I’ve seen worse and sorry to tell you guys but they weren’t in walmart its everywhere you go. And also what would you tell your kids when they see some one paying with food stamps and asks why don’t you pay like that…. o sorry either were white or not enough kids to get any of that… It doesn’t matter what you wear…. and for you other dumb asses walmart security doesn’t look what you are wearing its what your stealing dumb ass!!!!
maybe “stupid people” can explain that comment about white people and food stamps… You seem to imply that only people of color get on food stamps. Seems a bit racist to me, but then maybe I’m too stupid to understand your eloquently delivered opinion…
This is why you will remain on my blog roll. It doesn’t get any scarier than guys like this. Love your site! I hope to contribute a photo or two from our SuperWalmart here in Hooterville!
the laws we have in this country are not working very well or are not strict enough…we have perverts like this walking around a store that i take my kids to with me, i dont want my son or daughter asking me what pu**y means, its not only immature, its direspectful, disturbing, and sickening.
What could be worse you ask? Maybe the fact that i just saw this shirt the other day. On a woman. In walmart. In Florida.
Like or Dislike: 14 2
October 24th, 2009
Carrie
I’ll bet there were a few customers in the store that day who would have loved to punch the grin right off this dumbass’ face. Love to explain this one to the 7-8 year old crowd…
Like or Dislike: 19 5
October 24th, 2009
chickychickytata
im sure the gals are lining up to get licked from that hunk of man…
Like or Dislike: 7 4
October 24th, 2009
HempMaser
Who in the hell wears a shit like that….especially in Wallyworld…This guy looks like a total neck…..ie REDNECK. Way to go Homie G, you just made the list……
I don’t know what’s worse -
That he thinks me or any other human would beleive what his shirt says or that he might actually get some by wearing that shirt !
Looks like there’s some kind of bumps or herpes on his mouth. Ewwww!!!
Like or Dislike: 8 2
October 24th, 2009
RS
“I find it funny how everyone is bitching about a shirt I’ve seen worse and sorry to tell you guys but they weren’t in walmart its everywhere you go. And also what would you tell your kids when they see some one paying with food stamps and asks why don’t you pay like that…. o sorry either were white or not enough kids to get any of that… It doesn’t matter what you wear…. and for you other dumb asses walmart security doesn’t look what you are wearing its what your stealing dumb ass!!!!”
Well, I have an idea as to why everyone doesn’t like this shirt:
1.) It’s rude, and disgusting for someone to wear a shirt like that!
2.) There are younger children that are also at Walmart. I couldn’t imagine explaining that to them!
3.) Yes, these shirts are everywhere, but they SHOULDN’T be worn in public places or be invented!
4.) That shirt wouldn’t get you a job if you wore that to an interview.
5.) I understand that people shouldn’t be judgemental, but it’s hard not to be when you see someone wearing this shirt. It doesn’t mean we are that kind of people in general.
YO – EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN BRO. EWE KAN DEELEET AWL MYE COMINTS, BUTT EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN. INSTED OV BEIN A KOWARD, JIST TEL MEE, WYE AR EWE TAKIN DA POSTS OFF? WUT IZ YOR DEEL? EWE DONUT DEELEET ANEEWUN ELS’S POSTS, SOO WYE MYNE?
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October 24th, 2009
Grandmasdrinking
That’s because he can’t get it up and then keep it up like a man. He has to use an alternative method.
Like or Dislike: 7 5
October 24th, 2009
the belwood booger
bet he gets more cake than pussy though. he needs to try bull milking.
Like or Dislike: 5 1
October 24th, 2009
Canaduck
Direct quote from this guy: “HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH”
Like or Dislike: 3 2
October 24th, 2009
andrea
Hahaha “stupid people” owns and wears that shirt. He is defensive because he didn’t know how much of a retard he looked like in (because he has no friends) until he saw it on here. Sorry “stupid people” you are just a stupid person. But I’m sure this isn’t the first time you have been told.
Like or Dislike: 9 0
October 24th, 2009
HappyTroll
Well If WallyWorld ever gets on you for the domain – you can always change it to Douchebags R Us – coz that must be where all these hillbillys get their clothes at. WTF?
Like or Dislike: 3 0
October 25th, 2009
Retina Burn
Looks like he made it to the yard sale at the trailer park at least.
Walmart employees aren’t the fashion cops. They cannot tell people how to dress…Now, if this guy had no shirt on (*GAG*) he would be asked to leave… I couldn’t tell you which one would be more offensive. And, I’m not gonna think on it.
Like or Dislike: 7 2
October 25th, 2009
RICOCHET
I could say “I’m so glad I don’t live in Florida” …. but, you know…. they’re everywhere…..
When I see this nasty crap, I always just smile and think– well, this is a Southern guy’s desperate, pathetic attempt to keep himself in the closet….where the shirt should have stayed. Ugh.
Walmart sells that shirt…right?…I mean they let him in …right?….oh wait – they let scantily clothed fat girls in there…never mind…my bad
Like or Dislike: 1 4
October 25th, 2009
pickels65
O.K. Jamby’s boyfriend, I will tell you why they are taking your post off. I don’t know if you are serious typing your words like this. If you are doing it to be funny then you are not. If you really talk and write like this then maybe you need to ask someone to help you with your post. I don’t mean to be cruel, but you are coming across like an uneducated individual. Please ask for some help.
Like or Dislike: 7 0
October 25th, 2009
pickels65
I bet he has some humdinger tatoos too that we don’t want to see.
WHY WOULD ANYONE, EVEN THAT PUNK, WANT TO WEAR A SHIRT WITH THAT INSCRIPTION?
WHY WOULD ANY DECENT ESTABLISHMENT, ALLOW ANYONE WEARING GARB WITH THAT INSCRIPTION, ONTO THEIR PREMISES??
WHY WOULD DECENT PEOPLE CONTINUE TO BE CUSTOMERS, OF A BUSINESS, WHICH ALLOWS CRUD IN THEIR STORES, SUCH AS WE SEE ON THIS WEB SITE???
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONTINUE TO BUY AT WAL-MART????
SURE, IT MAY COST A FEW DOLLARS MORE TO BUY FROM ANOTHER STORE; BUT WOULDN’T IT BE BETTER FOR NORMAL PEOPLE?????
MOST OTHER STORES WOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS IF THEY ALLOWED, IN THE PRESENCE OF NORMAL FOLKS – THE NUTS, LOSERS AND CRUDS OF OUR SOCIETY – THOSE UNFORTUNTATES, AMONGST US. WHO WISH TO EXPERIMENT WITH THEIR WARPED MISPERCEPTIONS!!
MOST OF THESE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE IMAGES OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES; THESE PEOPLE ARE NEITHER AMUSING, NOR SHOULD WE BE AMUSED!!
THESE PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING –
HELLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED MORE INSANE ASYLUMS, FEWER WAL-MARTS!!!
Like or Dislike: 2 8
October 25th, 2009
Jackie
You bet, Romeo, we ladies are so attracted that we’d follow you right on down to the isle where they sell body lice and herpes medications.
Like or Dislike: 10 0
October 25th, 2009
Burt
Hey Lo!! I agree with you…most guys who talk about it..have nothing to show for it.
He is a repulsive human being & a complete & utter jackass to be caught that piece of garbage. Do ADULTS really need a high school dress code?
YES APPARENTLY THEY DO
Like or Dislike: 4 2
October 25th, 2009
Val
Charming!!!!
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October 25th, 2009
FormerWalmartian
This doofus actually looks like he’s proud to have his picture taken with favorite shirt on.
But Im curious as to what exactly is his motivation to wear something so obscene. Is it possible that in his twisted mind he imagines that there are women who would want to date him knowing his claim to fame ? Do his associates all find it amusing ? Or is it simply that it gets him attention ?
Is it possible he is simply unaware that this shirt just screams loser ? Amazing.
Like or Dislike: 6 0
October 25th, 2009
Noneya
He had me at “eat.”
Like or Dislike: 5 1
October 25th, 2009
Jay
There’s a fat kid somewhere with a shirt that says “I’m knee-deep in cake”
Like or Dislike: 3 0
October 25th, 2009
jvh
If the shirt doesn’t attract the high class women, then the nickle plated rope-chain absolutely will
Like or Dislike: 7 0
October 25th, 2009
MT
What he ain’t telling is the pussy he’s been eating is at the Chinese restaurant right next to the wal-mart
Like or Dislike: 1 2
October 25th, 2009
bekah
are you sure the pussy isnt eatin you look at your head
maybe he thinks this shirt will attract women who think he is wearing it as a joke? kind of like reverse psychology? maybe he is a master pick up artist!!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike: 1 1
October 25th, 2009
Jennifer
I would like to share that this shirt is sold at Spencer’s Gifts. No joke. I work at one. this shirt makes me go “Oh man, people will buy anything, wont they?”
this and the “Things that make my dick hard,” shirt posted a while back.
I sell things like this to people. I kinda wish I didn’t.
PROVE IT! (and stay out of the little boy’s underwear section of the store, please)
Like or Dislike: 0 5
October 25th, 2009
Brooke
The cops might want to check his DNA for every cold case that they have on file.
Like or Dislike: 5 2
October 25th, 2009
ks
It takes a complete piece of TRASH to make and produce a shirt like this….IT TAKES AN EVEN BIGGER PIECE OF TRASH TO ACTUALLY PURCHASE IT AND WEAR IT….HIS MOTHER MUST BE SOOOOO PROUD!!!
Like or Dislike: 3 5
October 25th, 2009
chris
mmmm.. I think the shirt is not illegal at walmart because, wouldm’t that mean censorship. i know it may offend some people. But being offended is subjective vague and walmart employees may not find offensive. I hope i answer your question why wearing shirts you don’t like is not illegal wearing at walmart. BTW i think the shirt is stupid that i would not wear it.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
October 25th, 2009
chris
“One mans trash is another mans prize!”
Like or Dislike: 1 2
October 25th, 2009
John
Some overweight kid is walking around wearing a T-shirt that says ” I eat salads like this guy eats pussy” and has a photograph of this superstar on the front.
Like or Dislike: 16 0
October 26th, 2009
Todd
Only at Walmart are customers permitted to wear the most nasty and idiotic clothes. This photo is proof of the class of the people who shop there.
That’s disgusting! It should be against the law to wear something that vulgar in public.
Like or Dislike: 0 4
October 26th, 2009
NEWT
FROM A LEGAL VIEW – CENSORSHIP DEFINES WHAT THE AVERAGE “CITIZEN” DEEMS TO BE MORALLY AND/OR CULTURALLY OFFENSIVE!!
WHEN WAL-MART ALLOWS TRASH, SUCH AS THIS, TO WANDER THE AISLES, THEY ARE JUST DISPLAYING MANAGEMENTS DISREGARD FOR WHAT IS MORALLY OFFENSIVE TO THE AVERAGE WAL-MART CUSTOMER!!
MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS, WERE VOTED OFF; WHAT I WROTE WAS TERMED TO BE OFFENSIVE TO THESE PYGMIES WHO ENJOY THE LUNATICS WHOM, DAILY, DISPLAY THEIR IGNORANCE AND INSANITY AT WAL-MART!!
1. Vulgar clothing is everywhere, it’s not a variable, it’s an inevitability. Just tell your children, “Don’t worry about it hunny, he’s an idiot and only idiots understand what that shirt means. You’re smart if you don’t get what it means.” Pretty simple concept, no? My nephew thinks he’s a genius because he doesn’t understand half the t-shirt slogan’s available.
2. This shirt is sold at Spencer’s Gifts(at most malls). However there are much worse shirts available at places such as tshirthell.com or cottonfactory.com. I own a coupe of offensive shits, but at least I don’t wear them out in public for children to see.
3. As a former Wally World employee, you should see some of the things we wear under our smocks, ha. Way more offensive that this poor shmuck. This shirt is no more offensive than the chicks weighing upwards of 300 pounds stuffing themselves into a tube mini dress.
4. As my grandmother loves to say, “If you don’t like the way someone looks, don’t look at ‘em”. Unlike some of the people on this site are like walking train-wrecks, this guy is totally avoidable. Actually he looks to be a pretty normal representation of Wal-Mart, but then again I live in Florida, haha.
5. If a stupid t-shirt can get you on this site now, what’s the point? I didn’t think words on a shirt were enough to be considered. There are for worse Wal-Creatures out there, this is just a pathetic filler. I’m actually annoyed by it.
6. It is a piece of cake; chocolate frosting, pink cake, with white icing between the layers. You “Pie Nazis” are ridiculous. Sorry it’s not a Van Gogh painting. If that’s all you have to say about the way this guy looks, you have some serious problems.
7. This guy was let into Wal-Mart because it’s just words on a shirt, sorry they offend, but it’s not an illegal offense. And those who think it should be need to grow up. There are far better and more important issues to focus on then the legality of articles of clothing. Sheesh.
Okay, I’m done ranting now. Good day. And for the love of God, someone buy this guy a decent shirt. I’ll stat a collection.
Like or Dislike: 10 5
October 26th, 2009
lmao
um I’m pretty sure I know that guy, and …….he sucks at eating.
Just sayin.
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October 26th, 2009
Me
I bet the ONLY pussy he eats is really cake. He still has to pay to get some! HA!
I dont wanna eat at his house, whatever he is eating… he is fat so he eats pussycake
Like or Dislike: 0 3
October 26th, 2009
B.S. Detector
Am I the first calling possible BS on this picture?? This guy looks alot like the Wu-Tang gun-toter in the early days of PoW.com.
Sorry….not buying this one.
Like or Dislike: 1 2
October 27th, 2009
teenameena
This guy needs his ass kicked thoroughly, right there in the middle of that Walmart…by a woman. Completely, no doubt about it KICKED.
The act needs to be recorded on video and uploaded to YouTube.
Like or Dislike: 4 2
October 27th, 2009
teenameena
BTW, even though I find this pond scum’s shirt offensive, I will defend his right to wear it because if we start making wearing this kind of t-shirt illegal, then what’s next?
Something is always going to be offensive to someone else.
(Watch a wing-nut go off at the sight of a peace sign t-shirt. Yes, a peace sign. Wanna make wearing a peace t-shirt illegal just ’cause someone hates peace? Didn’t think so.)
In China, you can be imprisoned for wearing a button picturing the Dalai Lama. Which just goes to show how afraid big, bad China is of one man.
This is America. We’re better than that.
duh huh…look et me…I wunt attenshun…uh huh, uh huh…
Like or Dislike: 1 2
October 27th, 2009
Edward
If he eats so much pussy, then why does he have a shit eating grin?
Like or Dislike: 11 0
October 28th, 2009
Can O Whoopass
“Dey’s loves me in Eye-Rack, Doods!”
Like or Dislike: 1 0
October 28th, 2009
Cassandra
So you eat it straight out of the oven? “Crime” is written all over that.
Like or Dislike: 1 1
October 28th, 2009
Mindless
Loser, you find someone who would let you do that and I’ll kiss your ass.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
October 28th, 2009
Cajun Jim
With a fork and a tall glass of milk?
Like or Dislike: 0 0
October 29th, 2009
Shannon
There is no excuse for dressing this way. How terribly vulgar, insulting and inappropriate!
Like or Dislike: 2 0
October 29th, 2009
MDS
King of the trailer park. not only does the missing tooth tell a story then we add the high class tshirt. to complete the package. wow im sure all the nasty trailer girls are fightin over this one right now.
Like or Dislike: 6 0
October 29th, 2009
Naboo
His sister probably doesnt like him advertising what she feeds him like that.
Like or Dislike: 1 1
October 30th, 2009
Adriana
lmfao. my friend has this shirt. ‘don’t drink that juice you see what her shirt says?’
Chain of events: At a manufacturing design meeting, a douchebag designer said, “OK, how about this one….?” And the douchebag boss replied, “Great kid. Let’s do it.” Then, they put it in their catalog and the douchebag store buyer thought, “Yes, we want to sell this in our store.” THEN, this douchebag bought it.
This fag wouldnt know what to do with pussy if it was on a platter infront of his face! At least a fat kid knows what to do with cake! I got a feeling this douche would probley nut all over his leg if he saw a naked women,& then ask his mommy to wash it out for him!
Like or Dislike: 4 2
November 2nd, 2009
QRAJ
WOWWWWWWW. this shit is funny, but nasty at the same time. but wait… LOOK AT HIS BIG ASS GAP* bhahahahahahahahaha
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 2nd, 2009
amethyst
i recently saw this same shirt on a VERY (note the sarcasm heree) female in my little BFE town in virginia. i laughed for a good ten minutes.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 3rd, 2009
amethyst
i recently saw this same shirt on a VERY (note the sarcasm here) female in my little BFE town in virginia. i laughed for a good ten minutes.
Like or Dislike: 1 2
November 3rd, 2009
Wendy
He has never made a woman cum….
Like or Dislike: 2 1
November 3rd, 2009
LaurenSG
“I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake”
I think “like” is prolly a poor choice of words.
All of the weird and unenjoyable context this implies makes my soul quiver.
he maybe ba able to get pussy, he shops at walmart and he can find some real hotties there
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 10th, 2009
Big Guy
Dude I totally have that shirt! haha
Like or Dislike: 1 2
November 10th, 2009
Paloma
sad thing is…..my brother has that same shirt…..and no, it’s not the same guy
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 10th, 2009
Jose
At least it’s not a picture of a vagina
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November 12th, 2009
Charlotte
The quote below the pic should say: “Fast and sloppy”.
Fat kids don’t take their time eating cake. Nowhere does this imply that he actually gets pussy. Just that if he did, he’d probably be too excited about eating it to be useful.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 13th, 2009
bobby_m
think he realizes its pie not cake?
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November 13th, 2009
d'oh!
the phrase is implying that he eats a lot of it and it actually wouldn’t surprise me too much if he did.. he seems the perfect candidate- the age where everyone’s horny, not really bad looking, possibly kind of on the dumb side, and the type that hangs around the hos.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 17th, 2009
ashley
What do you mean? Like, with a fork…?
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 18th, 2009
Malexhe
I think this is one of my douche bag brother’s douche bag friends!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 20th, 2009
Realdragon
I believe his shirt’s slogan to be the absolute truth — in his dreams.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
Realdragon
This is Florida: He’s clearly a Fred Durst wannabe.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
He'd best stick to cake
I guess that means “with no finesse”.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 27th, 2009
sweetmuffin
Here is my POINT on the Iguana Man!! I wonder how many children who can read will wonder about this shirt but LOVE the Lizard? Hmmmm…..
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 2nd, 2009
sweetmuffin
Here is my POINT on the Iguana Man!! I wonder how many children who can read will wonder about this shirt but LOVE the Lizard? Hmmmm…..
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 2nd, 2009
German
yeah he and the fat kid have something in common, they both have to buy everything they want.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
December 16th, 2009
penny
I actually like this! Normally these t-shirts come with some kind of misogynistic slogan or an invitation to suck the guy’s dick etc etc.
So this is a refreshing change and would def. have me interested in the guy.
FROM THE LOOKS OF HIS TEETH, HE DOESN’T BRUSH AFTER EACH MEAL.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
December 25th, 2009
JIMBO
HIS TEETH LOOK LIKE HE ATE AT THE “BACKDOOR” !!
Like or Dislike: 3 1
December 25th, 2009
Old Marine
I have seen kids (no need to specify fat kids) eat cake and it’s not pretty. So I can almost picture (much to my dismay) ol’ bubba boy here shoving it in his face with both hands as fast as he can. UMM UMM
Like or Dislike: 2 0
January 16th, 2010
SECURITY PAWN
I once saw a woman wearing that same shirt. That’s disturbing that she would wear it in public… at a Walmart, too, no less.
January 30th, 2010
Julie
I wouldn’t let that guy anywhere near my pussy. Just sayin’
February 19th, 2010
Danny Lynn
This is a type of male humor that I understand: It’s so dipshit stupid that it’s funny. The guy wearing it KNOWS that it’s dipshit stupid. That’s WHY it’s funny. I get it, and I think it’s hillarious.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
March 3rd, 2010
B
He eats pussy like a fat kid eats cake: A couple chomps and it’s over.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
March 12th, 2010
BambooPanda13
That actually seems scary, he looks like he eats cake like “nom nom nom”, not a mouth I’d want on my gina.
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Thats just NAAAASSSTTYYY!!
And by the way Jello he’s in the Halloween Costume isle
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perhaps cheetos.
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Wonder if he gets Ice Cream too?
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2nd I have to apologize for all men in a state of stupid ..in the city of in your dreams
and 3rd I have to apologize to fat kids who like cake
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This dip shit should hook up with the obstacle course dip shit on page 2!!!
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mad classy
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seriously! where can you even find a shirt that says that?
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I think I may just lose my cookies on that one
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1: Women aren’t as shallow as men. We really don’t care what a guy looks like so long as he treats us kindly and with respect, has good personal hygeine, works hard, and is intellegent. (Smart men are sexy!)
2: Like in Revenge Of The Nerds, the fat kid probably spends so much time daydreaming and researching sex, that once unleashed on a woman he could out do a porn star.
Therefore fat kid with cake gets more pussy the loser offensive with shirt.
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he probably has a date for tonight.
ugh.
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It’s the 21st century people! Stop baking kittens in pies!
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Can someone from Wallyworld please answer this question?! I would not want my son to see this skeezoid if he had my grandson with him…I’d probably have to bail him out of jail.
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Maybe he eats a lot of chinese carry out?
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Like a repulsive pig?
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I challenge store and restaurant managers to deny service to people who insist on displaying disgusting, obviously offensive clothing or behavior.
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i bet either his mom got him this shirt, or shes proud of him to wear it in public. Nice.
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maybe “stupid people” can explain that comment about white people and food stamps… You seem to imply that only people of color get on food stamps. Seems a bit racist to me, but then maybe I’m too stupid to understand your eloquently delivered opinion…
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im sure the gals are lining up to get licked from that hunk of man…
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Who in the hell wears a shit like that….especially in Wallyworld…This guy looks like a total neck…..ie REDNECK. Way to go Homie G, you just made the list……
Geezzzussss
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That he thinks me or any other human would beleive what his shirt says or that he might actually get some by wearing that shirt !
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“I find it funny how everyone is bitching about a shirt I’ve seen worse and sorry to tell you guys but they weren’t in walmart its everywhere you go. And also what would you tell your kids when they see some one paying with food stamps and asks why don’t you pay like that…. o sorry either were white or not enough kids to get any of that… It doesn’t matter what you wear…. and for you other dumb asses walmart security doesn’t look what you are wearing its what your stealing dumb ass!!!!”
Well, I have an idea as to why everyone doesn’t like this shirt:
1.) It’s rude, and disgusting for someone to wear a shirt like that!
2.) There are younger children that are also at Walmart. I couldn’t imagine explaining that to them!
3.) Yes, these shirts are everywhere, but they SHOULDN’T be worn in public places or be invented!
4.) That shirt wouldn’t get you a job if you wore that to an interview.
5.) I understand that people shouldn’t be judgemental, but it’s hard not to be when you see someone wearing this shirt. It doesn’t mean we are that kind of people in general.
I think I said enough.
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That’s because he can’t get it up and then keep it up like a man. He has to use an alternative method.
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Direct quote from this guy: “HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH”
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Well If WallyWorld ever gets on you for the domain – you can always change it to Douchebags R Us – coz that must be where all these hillbillys get their clothes at. WTF?
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Looks like he made it to the yard sale at the trailer park at least.
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Walmart employees aren’t the fashion cops. They cannot tell people how to dress…Now, if this guy had no shirt on (*GAG*) he would be asked to leave… I couldn’t tell you which one would be more offensive. And, I’m not gonna think on it.
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I could say “I’m so glad I don’t live in Florida” …. but, you know…. they’re everywhere…..
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Sobbing inconsolably throughout?
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is he in the halloween costume section?
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I bet he has some humdinger tatoos too that we don’t want to see.
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Its funny though when i got this shirt in prison Bubbas pussy tasted like SH*T
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yea…sure buddy. i bet all his women are real classy too…like some of the POW women on here!
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Thats a pickup line gone wrong for hilly bill
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October 25th, 2009
How impressive. And classy. Oh that’s right, I forgot, this people of Walmart, not people of Tiffany’s.
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October 25th, 2009
I get real excited and 30 seconds later I’m done!
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For those questioning while they let him in there, it’s probably because he’s the manager of the tire and lube center.
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Some have said it before, but I’d like to reiterate that… that’s a piece of effing PIE! Not cake.
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Hey Lo!! I agree with you…most guys who talk about it..have nothing to show for it.
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Fat kids only get cake once a year, tops. They eat mcdonalds food and drink high fructose corn syrup
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He is a repulsive human being & a complete & utter jackass to be caught that piece of garbage. Do ADULTS really need a high school dress code?
YES APPARENTLY THEY DO
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October 25th, 2009
Charming!!!!
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October 25th, 2009
But Im curious as to what exactly is his motivation to wear something so obscene. Is it possible that in his twisted mind he imagines that there are women who would want to date him knowing his claim to fame ? Do his associates all find it amusing ? Or is it simply that it gets him attention ?
Is it possible he is simply unaware that this shirt just screams loser ? Amazing.
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There’s a fat kid somewhere with a shirt that says “I’m knee-deep in cake”
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What he ain’t telling is the pussy he’s been eating is at the Chinese restaurant right next to the wal-mart
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October 25th, 2009
are you sure the pussy isnt eatin you look at your head
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October 25th, 2009
SECURITY!!!!
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October 25th, 2009
maybe he thinks this shirt will attract women who think he is wearing it as a joke? kind of like reverse psychology? maybe he is a master pick up artist!!!!!!!!
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October 25th, 2009
this and the “Things that make my dick hard,” shirt posted a while back.
I sell things like this to people. I kinda wish I didn’t.
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The cops might want to check his DNA for every cold case that they have on file.
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It takes a complete piece of TRASH to make and produce a shirt like this….IT TAKES AN EVEN BIGGER PIECE OF TRASH TO ACTUALLY PURCHASE IT AND WEAR IT….HIS MOTHER MUST BE SOOOOO PROUD!!!
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mmmm.. I think the shirt is not illegal at walmart because, wouldm’t that mean censorship. i know it may offend some people. But being offended is subjective vague and walmart employees may not find offensive. I hope i answer your question why wearing shirts you don’t like is not illegal wearing at walmart. BTW i think the shirt is stupid that i would not wear it.
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“One mans trash is another mans prize!”
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Only at Walmart are customers permitted to wear the most nasty and idiotic clothes. This photo is proof of the class of the people who shop there.
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“I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake.”
… with his mother smiling nearby and a lot of belching?
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FROM A LEGAL VIEW – CENSORSHIP DEFINES WHAT THE AVERAGE “CITIZEN” DEEMS TO BE MORALLY AND/OR CULTURALLY OFFENSIVE!!
WHEN WAL-MART ALLOWS TRASH, SUCH AS THIS, TO WANDER THE AISLES, THEY ARE JUST DISPLAYING MANAGEMENTS DISREGARD FOR WHAT IS MORALLY OFFENSIVE TO THE AVERAGE WAL-MART CUSTOMER!!
MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS, WERE VOTED OFF; WHAT I WROTE WAS TERMED TO BE OFFENSIVE TO THESE PYGMIES WHO ENJOY THE LUNATICS WHOM, DAILY, DISPLAY THEIR IGNORANCE AND INSANITY AT WAL-MART!!
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1. Vulgar clothing is everywhere, it’s not a variable, it’s an inevitability. Just tell your children, “Don’t worry about it hunny, he’s an idiot and only idiots understand what that shirt means. You’re smart if you don’t get what it means.” Pretty simple concept, no? My nephew thinks he’s a genius because he doesn’t understand half the t-shirt slogan’s available.
2. This shirt is sold at Spencer’s Gifts(at most malls). However there are much worse shirts available at places such as tshirthell.com or cottonfactory.com. I own a coupe of offensive shits, but at least I don’t wear them out in public for children to see.
3. As a former Wally World employee, you should see some of the things we wear under our smocks, ha. Way more offensive that this poor shmuck. This shirt is no more offensive than the chicks weighing upwards of 300 pounds stuffing themselves into a tube mini dress.
4. As my grandmother loves to say, “If you don’t like the way someone looks, don’t look at ‘em”. Unlike some of the people on this site are like walking train-wrecks, this guy is totally avoidable. Actually he looks to be a pretty normal representation of Wal-Mart, but then again I live in Florida, haha.
5. If a stupid t-shirt can get you on this site now, what’s the point? I didn’t think words on a shirt were enough to be considered. There are for worse Wal-Creatures out there, this is just a pathetic filler. I’m actually annoyed by it.
6. It is a piece of cake; chocolate frosting, pink cake, with white icing between the layers. You “Pie Nazis” are ridiculous. Sorry it’s not a Van Gogh painting. If that’s all you have to say about the way this guy looks, you have some serious problems.
7. This guy was let into Wal-Mart because it’s just words on a shirt, sorry they offend, but it’s not an illegal offense. And those who think it should be need to grow up. There are far better and more important issues to focus on then the legality of articles of clothing. Sheesh.
Okay, I’m done ranting now. Good day. And for the love of God, someone buy this guy a decent shirt. I’ll stat a collection.
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October 26th, 2009
um I’m pretty sure I know that guy, and …….he sucks at eating.
Just sayin.
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October 26th, 2009
I bet the ONLY pussy he eats is really cake. He still has to pay to get some! HA!
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October 26th, 2009
he got that shirt at spencers!
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October 26th, 2009
And both of you make a damn mess…
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October 26th, 2009
So, what’s he trying to say? He likes Chinese food? I hear the Szechuan Chicken is very good.
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October 26th, 2009
advertising himself with that shirt will get him none whatsoever.
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October 26th, 2009
i saw a guy at a concert wear this shirt once. he was just as skeezy.
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October 26th, 2009
Am I the first calling possible BS on this picture?? This guy looks alot like the Wu-Tang gun-toter in the early days of PoW.com.
Sorry….not buying this one.
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October 27th, 2009
This guy needs his ass kicked thoroughly, right there in the middle of that Walmart…by a woman. Completely, no doubt about it KICKED.
The act needs to be recorded on video and uploaded to YouTube.
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October 27th, 2009
Something is always going to be offensive to someone else.
(Watch a wing-nut go off at the sight of a peace sign t-shirt. Yes, a peace sign. Wanna make wearing a peace t-shirt illegal just ’cause someone hates peace? Didn’t think so.)
In China, you can be imprisoned for wearing a button picturing the Dalai Lama. Which just goes to show how afraid big, bad China is of one man.
This is America. We’re better than that.
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October 27th, 2009
books don’t count, loser!
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October 27th, 2009
duh huh…look et me…I wunt attenshun…uh huh, uh huh…
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October 28th, 2009
“Dey’s loves me in Eye-Rack, Doods!”
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October 28th, 2009
So you eat it straight out of the oven? “Crime” is written all over that.
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October 28th, 2009
Loser, you find someone who would let you do that and I’ll kiss your ass.
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October 28th, 2009
With a fork and a tall glass of milk?
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October 29th, 2009
There is no excuse for dressing this way. How terribly vulgar, insulting and inappropriate!
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October 29th, 2009
His sister probably doesnt like him advertising what she feeds him like that.
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October 30th, 2009
lmfao. my friend has this shirt. ‘don’t drink that juice you see what her shirt says?’
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October 30th, 2009
If you can’t lick it, don’t stick it.
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October 30th, 2009
Chain of events: At a manufacturing design meeting, a douchebag designer said, “OK, how about this one….?” And the douchebag boss replied, “Great kid. Let’s do it.” Then, they put it in their catalog and the douchebag store buyer thought, “Yes, we want to sell this in our store.” THEN, this douchebag bought it.
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October 31st, 2009
Your caption should’ve said, “With a fork?”
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November 2nd, 2009
I think he’s fucking sexy!
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November 2nd, 2009
This fag wouldnt know what to do with pussy if it was on a platter infront of his face! At least a fat kid knows what to do with cake! I got a feeling this douche would probley nut all over his leg if he saw a naked women,& then ask his mommy to wash it out for him!
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November 2nd, 2009
WOWWWWWWW. this shit is funny, but nasty at the same time. but wait… LOOK AT HIS BIG ASS GAP* bhahahahahahahahaha
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November 2nd, 2009
i recently saw this same shirt on a VERY (note the sarcasm heree) female in my little BFE town in virginia. i laughed for a good ten minutes.
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November 3rd, 2009
i recently saw this same shirt on a VERY (note the sarcasm here) female in my little BFE town in virginia. i laughed for a good ten minutes.
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November 3rd, 2009
He has never made a woman cum….
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November 3rd, 2009
“I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake”
I think “like” is prolly a poor choice of words.
All of the weird and unenjoyable context this implies makes my soul quiver.
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November 10th, 2009
he maybe ba able to get pussy, he shops at walmart and he can find some real hotties there
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November 10th, 2009
Dude I totally have that shirt! haha
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November 10th, 2009
sad thing is…..my brother has that same shirt…..and no, it’s not the same guy
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November 10th, 2009
At least it’s not a picture of a vagina
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November 12th, 2009
The quote below the pic should say: “Fast and sloppy”.
Fat kids don’t take their time eating cake. Nowhere does this imply that he actually gets pussy. Just that if he did, he’d probably be too excited about eating it to be useful.
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November 13th, 2009
think he realizes its pie not cake?
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November 13th, 2009
the phrase is implying that he eats a lot of it and it actually wouldn’t surprise me too much if he did.. he seems the perfect candidate- the age where everyone’s horny, not really bad looking, possibly kind of on the dumb side, and the type that hangs around the hos.
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November 17th, 2009
What do you mean? Like, with a fork…?
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November 18th, 2009
I think this is one of my douche bag brother’s douche bag friends!
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November 20th, 2009
I believe his shirt’s slogan to be the absolute truth — in his dreams.
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November 23rd, 2009
This is Florida: He’s clearly a Fred Durst wannabe.
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November 23rd, 2009
I guess that means “with no finesse”.
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November 27th, 2009
Here is my POINT on the Iguana Man!! I wonder how many children who can read will wonder about this shirt but LOVE the Lizard? Hmmmm…..
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December 2nd, 2009
Here is my POINT on the Iguana Man!! I wonder how many children who can read will wonder about this shirt but LOVE the Lizard? Hmmmm…..
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December 2nd, 2009
yeah he and the fat kid have something in common, they both have to buy everything they want.
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December 16th, 2009
I actually like this! Normally these t-shirts come with some kind of misogynistic slogan or an invitation to suck the guy’s dick etc etc.
So this is a refreshing change and would def. have me interested in the guy.
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December 19th, 2009
i do 2
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December 20th, 2009
FROM THE LOOKS OF HIS TEETH, HE DOESN’T BRUSH AFTER EACH MEAL.
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December 25th, 2009
HIS TEETH LOOK LIKE HE ATE AT THE “BACKDOOR” !!
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December 25th, 2009
I have seen kids (no need to specify fat kids) eat cake and it’s not pretty. So I can almost picture (much to my dismay) ol’ bubba boy here shoving it in his face with both hands as fast as he can. UMM UMM
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January 16th, 2010
I once saw a woman wearing that same shirt. That’s disturbing that she would wear it in public… at a Walmart, too, no less.
January 30th, 2010
I wouldn’t let that guy anywhere near my pussy. Just sayin’
February 19th, 2010
This is a type of male humor that I understand: It’s so dipshit stupid that it’s funny. The guy wearing it KNOWS that it’s dipshit stupid. That’s WHY it’s funny. I get it, and I think it’s hillarious.
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March 3rd, 2010
He eats pussy like a fat kid eats cake: A couple chomps and it’s over.
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March 12th, 2010
That actually seems scary, he looks like he eats cake like “nom nom nom”, not a mouth I’d want on my gina.
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April 21st, 2010
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