Beefcake



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“Hey PoWM, what type of person would put a gerbil up their ass?”

Texas

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  1. JM

    First time someone wearing a see-through shirt on this website didn’t make me want to throw up.

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    March 9th, 2010

  2. jamie.in.atl

    My fishing net doubles as my shirt! Cutbacks!

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    March 9th, 2010

  3. mikey

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    March 9th, 2010

  4. assbag

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    March 9th, 2010

  5. Oh look! A sale on lubricants!

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    March 9th, 2010

  6. I just don’t understand “no shirt” shirts…What is the purpose? just sayin.

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    March 9th, 2010

  7. Booger

    The responses to this are more redneck than the site is.

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    March 9th, 2010

  8. russ-t

    is he a bouncer from the blue oyster bar?

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    March 9th, 2010

  9. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    March 9th, 2010

  10. Amanda

    Gay, straight, bi…. I do not care who you are!! This shirt is wrong for EVERYONE!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  11. Craig

    Why all the hateful and hurtful gay remarks? Web master would you allow racist remarks to remain on here?
    I realize your website’s main function is to mock people. But using the term “queer” is not alright in any capacity.

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    March 9th, 2010

  12. Lord Velos

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    March 9th, 2010

  13. DAYUM

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    March 9th, 2010

  14. kilgore

    Does this fulfill the ’shirt’ requirement in ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service?”

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    March 9th, 2010

  15. Lucky

    In the wise words of Beck:

    “Beefcake pantyhose.”

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    March 9th, 2010

  16. Can O Whoopass

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    March 9th, 2010

  17. Ana

    These hateful comments make me want to stop looking at this site……….

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    March 9th, 2010

  18. wow, i think thats hot

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    March 9th, 2010

  19. krissy

    I’m impressed, I have never seen a shirt like this where I shop. So where does one go to buy clothes like this, not Walmart. Just asking…

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    March 9th, 2010

  20. GOTTCHA!

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    March 9th, 2010

  21. jamie.in.atl

    Does anyone feel a draft??

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    March 9th, 2010

  22. TNGIRL

    Cause’ tonight For the first time
    Just about Half past ten
    For the first time In history
    It’s gonna start Raining men

    It’s raining men
    Hallejulah
    It’s raining men
    Amen

    It’s raining men
    Hallejulah
    It’s raining men
    Amen

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    March 9th, 2010

  23. goredsox

    First of all, these shirts are stupid on anyone who wears them. Second, why does it mean he’s gay? Third, even if if he is, the caption is purely disgusting and is insulting to both gays and gerbils.

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    March 9th, 2010

  24. Yikes

    For the anti gay comments….No gay man in his right mind would get caught wearing something like this outside of a costume party. This also says it’s from Texas, so that could be the reasoning, but if this was from Texas and he’s wearing this in public don’t ya think he’d have been shot already for “being gay”?

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    March 9th, 2010

  25. lizap

    This is how those damned fads start. By the middle of summer all you guys will be wearing them.

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    March 9th, 2010

  26. lilzap

    This is how those damned fads begin. By the middle of summer we’ll all be wearing those.

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    March 9th, 2010

  27. mikey

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    March 9th, 2010

  28. Ripley

    He must be stocking up on his Weight Gain 4000.

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    March 9th, 2010

  29. TNGIRL

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    March 9th, 2010

  30. Ali

    Everyone gets made fun of on this sight…. no one had a problem talking trash about the black woman with the kid pulling her shirt down, and there’s lots of trash talk about whites too…. but the second someone makes fun of gays it’s “oh how could you?? that’s so insulting!” Well guess what…. this sight is ABOUT INSULTING PEOPLE. GET THE F*UCK OVER IT. If you don’t like it, then don’t come here.

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    March 9th, 2010

  31. GEARED

    wtf! the shirt the guy is wearing is just wrong

    why would someone on here be offended by something if it doesn’t apply to them, grow up, the days of snitching should’ve ended at age 3

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    March 9th, 2010

  32. TNGIRL

    Okay, for any of you that don’t understand the “It’s Raining Men” lyrics: it’s like a gay bar anthem. It would be like going to a redneck bar and not hearing Lynyrd Skynyrd. I used to live down the road from a gay bar in FL, and on Fri. & Sat. night, you could hear that song playing over and over and over…….good times.

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    March 9th, 2010

  33. Jessica

    Amen, Ali! We can call white people trash but can’t say anything about gay people…welcome to the 21st century.

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    March 9th, 2010

  34. discounted

    Douchebag couture

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    March 9th, 2010

  35. mark

    “In my hand I hold my little black book , and that book is blank”

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    March 9th, 2010

  36. laurax

    yummy!! a man in mesh!!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  37. Bonnie

    I like how the shear Black net highlights his MOOBS.

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    March 9th, 2010

  38. Yvonne

    Thankfully he has the body for the shirt!

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    March 9th, 2010

  39. Drmgiver

    Sooooo Whats wrong with the way he looks?

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    March 9th, 2010

  40. Barry

    I wear it because the wind makes my nipples erect

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    March 9th, 2010

  41. SEAN

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    March 9th, 2010

  42. mike

    didn’t know uncle rico shopped somewhere so upscale.

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    March 9th, 2010

  43. Witty1

    This site is LOL worthy, but whoever writes the starter comment under each picture is a huge FAIL in the humor department.

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    March 9th, 2010

  44. What?

    “What? You know a faster way to check if your nipples are hard?”

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    March 9th, 2010

  45. BKL

    Foul ball. He’s too thin for this site!

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    March 9th, 2010

  46. gar

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    March 9th, 2010

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    March 9th, 2010

  48. buttbutt

    I’m old and I think he’s hot!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  49. lisa

    pure awesomeness is a fishnet shirt, hard nipples and your picture on POWM..

    gay or not… Get over the “hurtful” comments, the same people complaining about the gay comments laughed their asses off over the comments on fat people… its all ok until hits too close to home for some people…. got an issue? here’s a tissue.

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    March 9th, 2010

  50. Equality4All

    Let’s make a deal – how about a moratorium on gay bashing and anti-gay humor until after gay citizens are accorded full legal rights under the law? Marriage, inheritance, social security, adoption, taxation, health care, etc, etc. And oh yeah, after one full month has gone by without a gay citizen being tortured to death by a christian bigot homophobe. After that, then its open season, okay? Bring on the queer jokes, the gerbil humor, and all the rest. Until that point, no they shouldn’t receive equal treatment in the joke department because they don’t receive equal treatment under the constitutional laws of this country.

    Maybe some folks are a little sensitive right now… FOR A REASON!

    EQUAL RIGHTS ARE NOT SPECIAL RIGHTS

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    March 9th, 2010

  51. DaniGirl

    Why go to the YMCA when there are Walmarts everywhere???

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    March 9th, 2010

  52. Rich P

    I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy….

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    March 9th, 2010

  53. ?????

    Uh, is this even a Walmart? I’ve never seen one so junked up looking.

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    March 9th, 2010

  54. tx girl

    I am going to say as a Texan we have lots of gay people and none of them I know would wear this shit. Now an illegal alien maybe but not a queer. They have way better taste than that. And most of them I know wouldn’t be caught dead in a walmart.

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    March 9th, 2010

  55. Mazz

    Not Beefcake… that’s Right Said Fred… “I’m too sexy…”

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    March 9th, 2010

  56. trouble94114

    Seriously, this could have been much much worse.

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    March 9th, 2010

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    March 9th, 2010

  58. Injun Trouble

    “what type of person would put a gerbil up their ass?”

    The fact that he has a gerbil up his ass does not make him gay. The fact that the pet department is now short 1 gerbil,3 goldfish and a 15 lb. bag of dog food DOES make him one very resourceful (and uncomfortable) shoplifter,though.

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    March 9th, 2010

  59. Al

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    March 9th, 2010

  60. Joe Mama

    I agree if you can’t take the comments like f@99ot, fat, etc. why do you come here this site? everybody hates some type of people whether you admit it to yourself or not, and by the way gay people aren’t a race

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    March 10th, 2010

  61. Bahaha

    Makes me think of Sean Astin’s character on “50 First Dates”…

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    March 10th, 2010

  62. Up North

    He would only be gay if they used a male gerbil.

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    March 10th, 2010

  63. Strawberry Fields

    He found this shirt at the goodwill, my husband donated it in 1987

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    March 10th, 2010

  64. spin and walmarty

    regardless of the dude the store is filthy

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    March 10th, 2010

  65. cs

    To Craig….
    Nevermind the racist comments being on here,
    how can this PICTURE even be on here??? It’s not even Wal Mart!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  66. Jephro

    “what type of person would put a gerbil up their ass?”

    one that will eventually scream….ARMAGEDDON!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  67. Craig

    @Joe Mama
    I never said gay people were a race you illiterate piece of redneck shit…I said that using the word queer is the same as using racial remarks, and if you don’t allow racist remarks, why would you allow “queer”
    @Lisa
    I think someone said it best when they said these comments are as redneck as this site. And I think you sound like the reigning queen of redneck trash, it comes through loud and clear by your message

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    March 10th, 2010

  68. whatdoesthatmean?

    i heart craig

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    March 10th, 2010

  69. Heywood

    I’m missing it… Sure, the guy looks like he’s stuck in the 1980’s muscle guy fad, but how is this outrageous enough to illicit a spot on this site? I guess the webmaster here must be getting desperate for ANY picture to put up.

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    March 10th, 2010

  70. Hey Look Right Said Fred let his hair grow out…

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    March 10th, 2010

  71. playdoh

    as a gay man, i don’t mind the gay jokes. if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?!? i’m all about a good humorous look at ourselves. i love this site and check it out almost daily.

    there are times, and this is one, where i do have an issue with the initial caption and some of the comments, and that has to do with “intent”. those captions/comments happen to be of all sorts of people; straight, gay, young, old, black, white, rich, poor, etc.

    the caption “what type of person would put a gerbil up their ass?” comes off w/ the intent of saying that “this person” is a putrid person. the underlying tone is that the man in this photo is a gay. and of course, all gay men put gerbils up their asses.

    i find this very degrading, abusive and malicious.

    i have hundreds of gay friends and i can safely tell you that out of 500+ friends, not one of them has ever placed a gerbil or any other animal, rodent, vermin, or whatever up their ass. that’s a larger “data set” than most polls and reports you see on the nightly news.

    please, people, keep the jokes coming, but let’s not propagate the abusive, malicious comments and keep them 1) fact/truth based, 2) lighthearted, whimsical and humorous.

    let’s move “us” as a people forward with humor and not hold us back with atrocity. treat others as you wish to be treated and not as you have been in the past.

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    March 10th, 2010

  72. Could it be Al Bundy?

    Maybe he’s wearing his practice jersey from his high school football glory days. Go Poke High!

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    March 10th, 2010

  73. Marc

    Are you sure that this photo was taken in a Texas Wal-Mart…it looks more like San Francisco…

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    March 10th, 2010

  74. Marc

    I didn’t know that there was a Wal-Mart in Oak Lawn (people from Dallas will get that joke)…

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    March 10th, 2010

  75. shwiddle

    frankly it’s kinda like porn for women……… I don’t care if he’s gay or not, it’s still a nice visual!

    Bring on the Beefcake POW!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  76. Scott

    Hell with the guy..

    Looks like they had a spill in the isle and thank God they quickly got it mopped up and put those wet floor signs on the ground. I would have hated to see a lawsuit against Walmart because some Creature fell and couldn’t get up
    Scott

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    March 10th, 2010

  77. Martha

    such a messy Walmart. The dude is hot though

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    March 10th, 2010

  78. gas63

    Right said Fred Say’s …..I’m to sexy for my shirt,…..To sexy for my shirt………
    To Sexy it Hurrrrrts……..

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    March 11th, 2010

  79. Max

    he likes to show off his purple nurples

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    March 11th, 2010

  80. manimal347

    Jeez. I have one of these fishnet shirts, and I use it for layering. I’ll tuck it into skinnies or a skirt, then put a short sleeve on. Never knew that so many people hadn’t seen these things before. Plenty of rock musicians sport them, and they’re a gothic wardrobe staple. Just because this fellow didn’t employ the garment well, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t exist. I see plenty of people rocking these at the local night club and they rarely fail to enhance an outfit. Yes, even straight men’s outfits. Mesh shirts can loo pretty masculine with the right body-type and second layer.

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    March 11th, 2010

  81. Where’s the WHIP and CHAINS!!!!!

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    March 12th, 2010

  82. toLeanne

    I dont understand the gay people complaining. EVERYONE gets roasted here. there are always racist remarks. u guys are strangers on the net so I ignore them.

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    March 13th, 2010

  83. notyou

    “what type of person would put a gerbil up their ass?”

    The fact that he has a gerbil up his ass does not make him gay. The fact that the pet department is now short 1 gerbil,3 goldfish and a 15 lb. bag of dog food DOES make him one very resourceful (and uncomfortable) shoplifter,though.

    enough said..lol

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    March 15th, 2010

  84. Ubermob

    @ Craig. please see websters for the definition of “Queer” and i think you will find that it is an accurate description of many people on this site, likely to include you my sensitive friend.

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    March 18th, 2010

  85. Stereotypical

    Really? PoWM? Perhaps you should rethink letting the people who’s pictures are on this site comment.

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    March 20th, 2010

  86. T

    I really appreciate your taste for South Park.
    Jesus Christ!

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    March 20th, 2010

  87. Neko-chan4

    In the words of Mr. Slave, “Jesus Christ…!”

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    March 24th, 2010

  88. Craigs mom

    Look, POWM doesn’t discriminate! They make fun of everyone! That’s why it’s funny…

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    March 27th, 2010

  89. Craigs Mom again

    Y’all are missing the point – this guy is a Richard Gere look-a-like. See, I said Gere, not Queer, so calm down bitches!

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    March 27th, 2010

  90. TAMIKO

    Went to a bar in Del Rio, Texas…and got thrown out.

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    June 1st, 2010

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