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Iguana Man


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Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary.

New Hampshire

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  1. AmyInHouston

    This dude and his iguana efin rox! I think I might be a Wal-Creature myself!

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    October 27th, 2009

  2. jnb

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    October 27th, 2009

  3. dave

    Remember when you were only allowed to bring pets into pet stores and some locally owned video stores?

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    October 27th, 2009

  4. KD

    Ohhhh, now I get it…”GO GREEN”

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    October 27th, 2009

  5. Kim

    Well, it’s better than those old ladies that think it’s cute to bring their pomeranians or whatever around in their purses and dress them like little kids. Honestly, I think it’s wrong to treat your pet as an accessory. Pets should be left at home or taken on walks to the park, not taken inside stores; especially stores that sell food. That’s just nasty.

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    October 27th, 2009

  6. Iggy was able to use his mental powers to guide slow-witted Jerry past security and into the Iguana Chow Aisle.

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    October 27th, 2009

  7. PetsMart Employee

    In his defense, it’s not weird to see people walk into my store with all kinds of creatures. Maybe he need to make a few more stops before he went home. And some people really are attached to their pets. It’s not really embarassing or weird. It’s like a woman bringing her dog into walmart. Would everyone take a picture of that? o.O

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    October 27th, 2009

  8. Sarah

    That is awesome.

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    October 27th, 2009

  9. mark

    He usually hides him in his pants.

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    October 27th, 2009

  10. Brett

    I’ve brought my Bearded Dragon to stores and its a blast to see the weird stares and the dumb comments people make.

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    October 27th, 2009

  11. Biscotti

    Hey nothing wrong here, it’s a seeing eye iguana. Service animals are allowed by law in any store!

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    October 27th, 2009

  12. Ted

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    October 27th, 2009

  13. Vanessa

    I think this is actually pretty cool.

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    October 27th, 2009

  14. sam walnuts

    Who is walking who? The old timer or the iguana?

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    October 27th, 2009

  15. sam walnuts

    I wondered what happened to Sgt Stadenko from cheech and chong movie.

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    October 27th, 2009

  16. Hannah Montana

    Look at the mans face, he looks nervous, ill be the iguana has a gun to his head walking him towards the pet food isle.

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    October 27th, 2009

  17. Laurie

    Even animals feel the need to flip people off in Walmarts!

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    October 27th, 2009

  18. Politically Incorrect

    No shit dude……………………………. Hold reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal still !

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    October 27th, 2009

  19. Grandmasdrinking

    Where are health boards? Oh well, the animals featured here on PoWm are probably cleaner than the humans that habitate in Wallyworld

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    October 27th, 2009

  20. Nobody

    Joined at birth. Doctors thought they could separate the Donatello conjoined twins, to no avail.

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    October 27th, 2009

  21. Adam

    I don’t see anything weird here, he probably takes him evrywhere with him, just like a lot of people carry dogs around in their purses, it’s more common than you would think

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    October 27th, 2009

  22. CheesyRider

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Iguana.
    Iguana who?
    Iguana go to Walmart!

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    October 27th, 2009

  23. Moons in Leo

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    October 27th, 2009

  24. stardeth

    It’s a symbiotic relationship: the old geezer draws the flies, the iguana eats them.

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    October 27th, 2009

  25. jdredd

    they’re right – people DO look like their pets

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    October 27th, 2009

  26. jerry

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    October 27th, 2009

  27. Suzy Creamcheese

    Actually, I think that’s pretty cool!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  28. cool brian

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    October 27th, 2009

  29. Judging by the smile the lizard has this guy is his bitch.

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    October 27th, 2009

  30. I'm not telling

    that’s pretty neat!

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    October 27th, 2009

  31. Fordf150

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    October 27th, 2009

  32. Laura

    That is Pretty Cool! I was in Mexico Recently and saw many Iguanas all over while in pool one ate my plate of veggies and jumped into pool and swam across.I was told the green ones are Male ,and the ones that have orange are female.

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    October 27th, 2009

  33. ProfeSSor ViLE

    My guess would be he uses the iguana to keep Wal-creatures at bay, as they are instinctively frightened by higher-order lifeforms. Pretty smart if you ask me!

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    October 27th, 2009

  34. makksk

    This picture doesn’t phase me one bit. This is way better than all the overweight nudity we’ve had to look at. This is actually refreshing.

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    October 27th, 2009

  35. Berly

    The iguana is thinking, “Why did I ever leave Florida? It’s damn cold up here!”

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    October 27th, 2009

  36. Janet

    This is the Geico Gecko’s daddy.

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    October 27th, 2009

  37. BUZZZ

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    October 27th, 2009

  38. Mirror, Mirror

    I don’t know about New Hampshire, but in my state live animals are prohibited in food establishments, except for service animals. Does WalMart have a corporate policy?

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    October 27th, 2009

  39. Wally_In_Galt

    It is a Service Iguana. You want to risk an ADA lawsuit???

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    October 27th, 2009

  40. Jer

    I love this one. My best friend’s wife would love it too. Iguanas are awesome, this is clearly a very cool guy.

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    October 27th, 2009

  41. Politically Incorrect

    No Shirt
    No Shoes
    No Service

    But feel free to bring in any disease-carrying animal you wish, especially in the food market because we’re too wimpy to tell you no.

    Hello TARGET!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  42. Wal Mart Shopper

    NOT taking your iguana to Wal Mart…now that would be weird…

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    October 27th, 2009

  43. Grossed Out

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    October 27th, 2009

  44. Nickles

    And the winner of the animal/owner look-a-like contest is……….. IGUANA MAN!!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  45. Dick Eater

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    October 27th, 2009

  46. NEWT

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    October 27th, 2009

  47. Buster

    Iggy with Pop…..

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    October 27th, 2009

  48. Southpaw

    I suppose if it’s deemed okay for a guy to bring his llama to Walmart, bringing an iguana isn’t all that weird.

    No, wait – strike that. This is looney!

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    October 27th, 2009

  49. Horky the living Spoodge

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    October 27th, 2009

  50. dave

    “Adam

    I don’t see anything weird here, he probably takes him evrywhere with him, just like a lot of people carry dogs around in their purses, it’s more common than you would think

    Carrying a dog around in your purse is weird too.

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    October 27th, 2009

  51. NEWT

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    October 27th, 2009

  52. Amy

    well how else are you suppose to know what your iggy wants for dinner all week! LOL….maybe they were shopping for a present for the gecko!

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    October 27th, 2009

  53. Buster

    It’s actually one of those backpack / leash combo’s………….they’re being led around the store by a cigar smoking chimp wearing a plaid sportcoat.

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    October 27th, 2009

  54. Jetleaf

    He should let the iguana ride on top then he could be rock’n the only iguanamullet.

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    October 27th, 2009

  55. BULLZ

    people have no consideration – obviously somebody chucked an iguana at this poor man when he passed by

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    October 27th, 2009

  56. G3

    what is worse a monkey on your back or a lizard on your back??

    inquiring minds want to know.

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    October 27th, 2009

  57. What does it say that this guy is about the most normal looking guy on the site?

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    October 27th, 2009

  58. JayJay

    Iguana Man looks like Robert Duval!!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  59. Tiffany

    First off this is awesome! I love iguana’s :) Secondly, the fact that his is that beautiful, bright, and large speaks volumes into this guy; It takes an enormous amount of care. maintenance, dedication, and love to raise these wonderful lizards, and as an owner of one, I can tell you it is very rewarding and totally pays off!

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    October 27th, 2009

  60. Sweet

    that’s awesome, I would do the same thing!

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    October 27th, 2009

  61. NEWT

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    October 27th, 2009

  62. WALMARTRULZ

    Since when did Walmart start selling car insurance?

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    October 27th, 2009

  63. There are actually signs at all my local WalMarts posted on the doors -that state ,”Seeing Eye Dogs, Only” , “No other pets allowed” .

    Was this door greeter smokingt crack or taking this picture?

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    October 27th, 2009

  64. Mitch Comestein

    The pink leash is a nice touch. That Lizard is a fashionista…

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    October 27th, 2009

  65. NEWT

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  66. Allie Fyry

    Poor thing isn’t even on a proper leash. I personally wouldn’t take my reptiles into any store, but hey at least it’s not another mini-dog in a purse. Nice to see a change for once.

    Kudos, Mr. Iguana Man.

    Oh and Newt, the iguana would have to poo on you, then you have to proceed to touching your mouth or preparing food to catch Salmonella(if it’s even carrying the disease). So keep yourself away from the iguana’s rear side, and you’ll be fine. Also, washing your hands & proper hygiene don’t hurt either.

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    October 27th, 2009

  67. bigwood

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    October 27th, 2009

  68. J-Dawg

    The guy looks like a nice older man, though he probably should have left Iggy in the car… if I’d complain about a rat dog in a purse in a grocery store…I think I’d complain about this, too. Though it is sweet. This guy is awesome!

    The *WEIRD* thing is…the exceptionally long toe on Iggy’s back foot! WTF?

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    October 27th, 2009

  69. Kelly7

    It’s OK, it’s his Seeing Eye-guana!

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    October 27th, 2009

  70. Allie Fury

    Poor thing isn’t even on a proper leash. I personally wouldn’t take my reptiles into any store, but hey at least it’s not another mini-dog in a purse. Nice to see a change for once.

    Kudos, Mr. Iguana Man.

    Oh and Newt, the iguana would have to poo on you, then you have to proceed to touching your mouth or preparing food to catch Salmonella(if it’s even carrying the disease). So keep yourself away from the iguana’s rear side, and you’ll be fine. Also, washing your hands & proper hygiene don’t hurt either.

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    October 27th, 2009

  71. J-Dawg

    Newt, your posts are just not entertaining or funny…hence the abundance of *dislikes*. You just seem like an asshole. Plain and simple. Just state your point and get on with your life, don’t carry on a conversation with thin air…we get it, no animal should be allowed in a grocery store. Now shut up.

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    October 27th, 2009

  72. chalice

    Wow, dude, your monkey’s so old it’s got scales.

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    October 27th, 2009

  73. NEWT

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    October 27th, 2009

  74. NEWT

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  75. Allie Fury

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    October 27th, 2009

  76. Baileys Mom

    After completing his 12 step program, Lou finally got the monkey off his back only to discover the side effects they don’t tell you about.

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    October 27th, 2009

  77. bigwood

    Hey Newt, since you claim to be all educated and that everyone that posts here is retarded I would like to point out your stupidity. I know that we are all just “knuckle draggers” as you put it, but here it goes.

    Salmonella, is not a disease retard. It is the blanket term for a whole ton of bacteria that have a certain serovar (or outside casing made of protein). Not all Salmonella is bad, most are completely harmless. Lizards can carry it, so can birds, dogs, pigs, people or even non-living things for a certain amount of time. There are diseases that can be caused by certain strains of salmonella, Salmonellosis (salmonella poisoning), or even typhoid fever is caused by a strain of salmonella. Most Salmonella, including a majority of strains that can be carried by reptiles, are harmless.

    Know what you are talking about before blasting people…

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    October 27th, 2009

  78. Buster

    Doctor – “How long have you had that growth on your back ?”
    Iguana – “You mean this growth on my stomach ?????”

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    October 27th, 2009

  79. shawty

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    October 27th, 2009

  80. Jim

    I-guana be loved by you, just you…

    This is awesome!!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  81. ellieNH

    Yay for new hampshire! I am inspired to keep my camera phone ready at all times so i too can make it on here.

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    October 27th, 2009

  82. NEWT

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  83. mara bentlley

    More disturbing than the iguana, that is WILLIAM S BURROUGHS! Back from the dead for halloween!!!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  84. NEWT

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    October 27th, 2009

  85. SuperVegetarian

    think about it this way…this is the equivalent of a pirate having a parrot on his shoulder.

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    October 27th, 2009

  86. why

    The Wal-creatures need other creatures for companionship. The iguana hurts my eyes less than the gray underwear woman!

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    October 27th, 2009

  87. Nellie

    I think the Iggy is walking the old man, It is Walmart after all

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    October 27th, 2009

  88. gophergutz

    Man…Geico will do anything to get you to save %15 on your car insurance.

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    October 27th, 2009

  89. Nobody

    This is nice. Thanks Walmart!! : Allowing salmonella-carrying animals in a store that has food?? Oh, but let’s not embarrass idiots that do this as it might not be ‘politically-correct’.

    Salmonellosis
    Salmonella is a bacteria that is present in the gut of about 90% of reptiles. It usually lives there happily and harmlessly, just as its cousin E. coli lives in the gut of humans. As a matter of fact, many humans harbor small amounts of salmonella as well. However, salmonella in larger amounts, especially in the young and the elderly, can be extremely dangerous, even deadly. Therefore, it is important that you practice good hygiene when there are reptiles present in your household. After handling your iguana or items from your iguana’s cage, you should always wash your hands (preferably with an anti-bacterial soap, but regular soap seems to work just as well) to prevent further spread of the bacteria. In addition, you should keep your iguana’s cage clean and bathe your iguana on a regular basis to keep its skin free of debris such as feces which spreads the bacteria. Salmonella is not comonly transmitted from iguanas to humans, but it does happen occasionally. Many adults can fight off the bacteria without treatment, as many people generally think that they have a 24-hour flu. But young children and the elderly are particularly prone to becoming sick from the bacteria, and it can be fata. Therefore, it is extremely important that you make sure guests wash their hands after handling your iguana, and that you do the same, to avoid transmittance of the bacteria.

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    October 27th, 2009

  90. NEWT

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  91. daniel

    i cant wait till my gets big enough to do the same damn thing : )

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    October 27th, 2009

  92. FormerWalmartian

    I don’t see a diaper on that thing ( Im talking about the lizard) . So is the guy cleaning up after him or just letting it run down his shirt ?

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    October 27th, 2009

  93. Nobody

    Salmonella is a bacteria.

    Salmonellosis is the sickness(disease if you may) caused by the salmonella BACTERIA.

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    October 27th, 2009

  94. NEWT

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  95. me

    Dude, have you ever seen how much and how nasty an iguana shits? This pic is great but it would be better if he had shit runnin down his back.

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    October 27th, 2009

  96. NEWT

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  97. Ethan

    I was in OfficeMax or OfficeDepot once. The guy in front of us had a monkey on his shoulder (a real one.) It had a diaper.

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    October 27th, 2009

  98. Benna

    Even more fun than checking out the pictures of Wal-Creatures is reading their childish comment-fighting…. *sigh* cant everyone just be nice and enjoy the site and get along?

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    October 27th, 2009

  99. Yasbob

    The Beatles considered writing about him, but changed it at the last minute to “Everybody’s got something to hide ‘xept me and my monkey”

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    October 27th, 2009

  100. jayant johnson

    Looking at that Iguana’s smile, they must be mating.

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    October 27th, 2009

  101. LiSA PiZZA

    thank u Miss Priss! its the same here… but knowing our door greeters here i wouldnt be surprised… lol cuz i did once see a “seeing eye” mini horse!!!

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    October 27th, 2009

  102. Scarlett_156

    That’s actually pretty amazing and cool…. :D

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    October 27th, 2009

  103. dude and they yell at my wife for bringing her puppy in….

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    October 27th, 2009

  104. Allie Fury

    Newt, the iguana would have to poo on you, then you have to proceed to touching your mouth or preparing food to catch Salmonella(if it’s even carrying the disease). So keep yourself away from the iguana’s rear side or don’t touch any mysterious poo, and you’ll be fine. Also, washing your hands & proper hygiene doesn’t hurt either.

    Just saying.

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    October 27th, 2009

  105. rudeomatic

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  106. Alesea

    Not too weird, my lizards go out with me quite a bit

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    October 27th, 2009

  107. What exactly is the Greeter’s job if not to ask people like this to return all live animals to their car! Unless this iguana detects seizures, he’s OUT.

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    October 27th, 2009

  108. Paul

    The lizard is actually an extra-terrestrial scout controlling a mindless automaton. If no one notices, then their invasion plans might just work. So if you see this guy slap the iguana off his shoulder and shout, “Ah ha, you alien scumbag. Do you think you can fool us with your meat puppet? I’m on to your evil plot!”
    Seriously, do it, you’ll save the Earth!

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    October 27th, 2009

  109. ZiggityZag

    ROTF!! Only where the state motto is “Live Free or Die”

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    October 27th, 2009

  110. Kate

    You know your sensitized to this kind of thing when the first thing you think is, “at least it’s on a leash.”

    Still, I think an iguana is pretty awesome.

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    October 27th, 2009

  111. Suzy8track

    Piggy back Iguana style!

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    October 27th, 2009

  112. Bdizzle

    Is that Rudy Giuliani????

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    October 27th, 2009

  113. NEWT

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  114. fireman1116

    where is the little organ to play for money, got to love the leash

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    October 27th, 2009

  115. VoodooWeasel

    That’s not even cool. That’s a hazard. Iguanas are big time carriers of Salmonella. He’s putting children and elderly and people with compromised immune systems at risk, big time.

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    October 27th, 2009

  116. Texmass

    It helps to keep the flies off of his face!

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    October 27th, 2009

  117. Danigirl

    They’e headed to the Pet Department so they can pimp Iggy’s outfit! The pink leash just isn’t enough!

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    October 27th, 2009

  118. Holly

    It would be better id =f he didnt know it was there!

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    October 27th, 2009

  119. Jenna

    HAH! i was there. i was with someone who took the picture, maybe not this one. but. yeah i was so grossed out :x

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    October 27th, 2009

  120. Rob

    I saw this guy walking around the pumpkin festival in Keene. It isn’t just Walmart this guy takes his Iguana to.

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    October 27th, 2009

  121. bigwood

    Ya, I must have searched it Newt. It’s not possible that I am a forensic scientist and know about such things. You may think your all hot shit and come here with insults a flying, but in the end it’s fairly easy to tell what you are. If it looks like an anus, smells like an anus, acts like an anus and everything that comes out of its hole is crap… it’s an anus.

    Continue, your flatulence, it will all be rated down and blocked soon enough. A hearty “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!” to you as well,

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    October 27th, 2009

  122. Arkie

    Lizard shit on isle 3, clean up please.

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    October 27th, 2009

  123. Melissa

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    October 27th, 2009

  124. chickychickytata

    i have seen this guy before, the lizard and him are both harmless.

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    October 27th, 2009

  125. JMH

    Wow…looks like this Newt guy needs to get a life…been on here all day, Newt? Maybe you should get out more. Can anyone say “attention whore”?

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    October 27th, 2009

  126. Buster

    See alot of these guys here in South Florida, even the Miami Zoo has them visiting in all the animals cages, half the time people are looking at the iguanas rather than the African Antelope the cage was built for ;) The human society near me had one, he was half dead from living inside the air conditioned 68 D. building, they had him in a bird cage ! Lol. He was about 2 1/2 feet long. I brought him home but he clawed off his toenails and the tip of his nose trying to get out of his cage, he must have been a pet but been free for a long time and obviously prefered being free. So I took him to Pine Island and walked out in an isolated spot with no houses and lots off green….and let him go ;)

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    October 27th, 2009

  127. Jessica

    Yeah, once I was working at Wendy’s and some lady came through the drive through with her parrot. She bought a Frosty for it.

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    October 27th, 2009

  128. Joe

    Re: NEWT

    Well, SOMEONE had to take Jamby’s place down there at the bottom of the list!

    Also, it is folly to argue with an ignorant person–impossible to win (unless you count the bemused, silent audience).

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    October 27th, 2009

  129. Luanne

    Now, this takes letting pets inside to a whole new level. I only thought blind dogs were the only one’s allowed in public places like that.. Do you know how bad Iguana’s smell??? Hey, maybe the dudes the Geico guy. ha ha

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    October 27th, 2009

  130. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

    IGUANA MAN NEEDS TO INTRODUCE HIS FRIEND TO THE CHIHAUHAU AND THE ROOSTER SITTING ON THE BIKE! THAT WOULD BE KODAK MOMENT.

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    October 27th, 2009

  131. AZsoxfan

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    October 27th, 2009

  132. it’s nice to see that even at his age one can still find love in Wal-Mart.

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    October 27th, 2009

  133. AL

    just please dont poop on my lettuce

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    October 27th, 2009

  134. Winky Wonky

    I lived in the couple different beach areas of South West Florida for ten years and down there this would not be a big deal….. People would put their small or medium sized dog in a cart and shop (at Home Depot), I knew a lady that would take her cat with her while she was on errands and at the beach (it was a 3,000 dollar cat), and I have seen people in stores of all types with lizards and snakes of all types.

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    October 27th, 2009

  135. Jodie Girl

    Well, I have a phobia of ALL reptiles. If I see something in my Wal-mart like that, I’m going to immediately ask for the manager and complain. This is ridiculous. People should be able to shop without being afraid. There are a lot of people out there who are afraid of snakes and lizards.

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    October 27th, 2009

  136. Minerva

    “You young punks and your rat tails. Back in my day, we called them iguana tails, and they were the REAL DEAL!”

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    October 27th, 2009

  137. MisUndrstd

    He must get his car insurance from Geico!

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    October 27th, 2009

  138. bb

    poor guy thinks he’s in petsmart

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    October 27th, 2009

  139. Irish_Q

    I was covering a break for a door greeter, when i was a cashier upfront, and the guy had a iguana on his sholder (Not this guy but some other guy at my store), and the CSMs told me they didnt have the guts to tell him to not to bring that into the store again…. Thats what management wanted us to tell him…. And so I got assigned to tell him as the door greater. I was really nice, and he told me to go f*** myself. Thanks CSMs for making me do that…

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    October 27th, 2009

  140. Zoid

    Seriously, who would have thought that the lizard would have the better complexion?

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    October 28th, 2009

  141. Rachel

    That’s pretty cool actually; he’s just a cute old man with his pet, I love the little leash he has for it, though could you imagine if it tried to jump off his back onto someone else? LOL

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    October 28th, 2009

  142. Post It

    This gives new meaning to “walking your pet lizard.”

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    October 28th, 2009

  143. vbjess

    If you have a compromised immune system (or any serious health issue, really), you probably don’t make practice of shopping at Wal-Mart (I speak from experience here). So, never fear, John Q. Public!

    Maybe ‘loose’ reptiles will encourage parents to leave screaming children (fresh from daycare and loaded with germs and ill will) at home?

    I don’t blame this man for looking nervous- you never know what you’re going to find at wal-mart!!

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    October 28th, 2009

  144. Rebeccagrace

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    October 28th, 2009

  145. ecco6t9

    This is awesome, shocking but awesome.

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    October 28th, 2009

  146. chris

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    October 28th, 2009

  147. yikes

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    October 28th, 2009

  148. Pickels

    To the Pet Smart employee, aren’t people allowed to bring their pets in there? After all it is a pet store. I don’t think it is proper to bring anything but a service dog into any other type of store.

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    October 28th, 2009

  149. dinkels

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    October 28th, 2009

  150. Wal Jockey

    How did the door greeter and other associates allow this? Well, according to policy, if the man told someone this lizard is a “service animal,” they cannot question it, nor bar the individual from entering the store with the animal. The way the policy is written, you could do this with almost any kind of animal.

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    October 28th, 2009

  151. sally

    That iguana is so cute I wanna pet it:)

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    October 28th, 2009

  152. What are they thinking?

    Iguana mind control – “We need more pop-tarts. . . and meal worms. Does Walmart sell meal worms? Human, head to the pet isle. There was a cute little lizzard here last week.”

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    October 28th, 2009

  153. rachel

    I think it’s kinda cute. ….and I’m from NH. lol.

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    October 28th, 2009

  154. NEWT

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    October 28th, 2009

  155. NEWT

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    October 28th, 2009

  156. NEWT

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    October 28th, 2009

  157. BAH

    This is pretty cool. And it has a leash…a pink one at that.

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    October 28th, 2009

  158. Tom

    I’ve seen this guy all over town! He takes the thing EVERYWHERE!

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    October 28th, 2009

  159. Walmart good, Target Bad!!!

    RE LUIC -
    THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!
    ACTUALLY, IF THIS IGUANA HAD BEEN A, BODY ODOR, DETECTOR; WITHIN MOMENTS, WALLY-WORLD SECURITY WOULD HAVE TOSSED HIS GREEN ASS FROM THE STORE!!!
    IF THEY HADN’T HE WOULD HAVE, SOON, HAD THE DAMN BUILDING CLEARED OF WAL-MART ASSOCIATES AND SHOPPERS!!
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!

    Ahhhh…..Just what are you trying to say here NEWT? Do you frequent this site because you lacked the social development that you obviously missed in your adolescent years.

    Also you claim to be a medical student, but from the punctuation in your post I’m having a hard time believing that your time invested in scholastic studies is bringing you beneficial or marketable results in the corporate world. I look forward to your response. I’m sure your retort will be very enlightening.

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    October 28th, 2009

  160. Virginia

    When I was at the Keene New Hampshire pumpkin festival a few weeks ago, there was a guy by the bus loading area who asked a lady if she wanted an iguana. Wonder if it is the same guy?

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    October 28th, 2009

  161. Night Shift Monkey

    At least it is on a leash

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    October 28th, 2009

  162. NICOLE

    There’s no reason why any animal, but a service animal should be allowed in a store that sells food. That’s just gross. If you feel the need to take your pet with you, then go to Petsmart!

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    October 28th, 2009

  163. frank

    I don’t. Really think this qualifies. Its more cool than anything. I mean if I saw id be like whoaaa cool can I pet it?

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    October 28th, 2009

  164. Pagan

    @Kate – I was going to say the same thing!

    I work in the pharmacy. I honestly would rather see the iguana than the various germy people that I encounter every day that have never learned to cover their mouths when the cough and sneeze.

    At least I have one hell of an immune system now!

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    October 28th, 2009

  165. Sandra

    Beautiful Iguana. I was able to take my over 4 feet long Iguana (on a leash of course) into some stores but you need to ask before waltzing in with one on your back. If they sell food it is normally against policy to take them into the store.

    “We need more pop-tarts. . . and meal worms. Does Walmart sell meal worms?” – What are they thinking?

    Just for reference. Iguanas are not meant to eat meal worms or any kind of protein. They are herbavoires and should eat mostly greens with some veggies and fruits mixed in.

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    October 28th, 2009

  166. Alajig

    Maybe it’s a seeing eye lizard…….maybe?

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    October 29th, 2009

  167. Just me

    Iguanas have…eight joints on one of their toes on their back feet, it helps them with climbing. And I don’t see anything wrong with taking the lizard with you, he’s not on the floor, he’s not touching anything, they like to be high up when they’re frightened so at most he is going to go up and sit on the guy’s head, not down to the floor. And that looks like a very healthy iguana, they’re a pain in the ass to take care of (I’ve never owned one, but my roommate did and I had to take care of it).

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    October 29th, 2009

  168. Heidi

    Iguanas are also easily housebroken. I kept two big beautiful guys for several years (both rescues). They prefer to poo in water, so I used an old baby bathtub as a litterbox, hosing it out after each use.

    Regarding salmonella, there’s a simple solution: wash your hands regularly.

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    October 29th, 2009

  169. lovelydarkness333

    That’s actually a very beautiful male iguana. My female wasn’t nearly as docile. She just HAD to be on top of your head or nothin’ OUCH!

    (and yes, they practically housebreak themselves. Mine would always go to the bottom of her cage in what we built as a hide box, well that became the poo box.)

    I have to agree about taking it EVERY where you go, though. Not really necessary

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    October 29th, 2009

  170. Monica

    lol i’m not gonna lie i’m jealous

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    October 29th, 2009

  171. shhaz

    Iguana’s are cool.

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    October 29th, 2009

  172. Melissa

    How nice! He brought his “Seeing I-Guana” to Wal-Mart!

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    October 29th, 2009

  173. GracieTee

    Newt…for someone who hates the site you spend a LOT of time on it.

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    October 29th, 2009

  174. spencer

    You’re retarded!!! What is the big deal with this. Get a life!!!!! Or kill yourself either one will do!!!

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    October 29th, 2009

  175. Myboydsbears

    Oh come now you know you wanna take your iguana…you know you wanna!!!

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    October 30th, 2009

  176. So let me get this straight: Seeing eye iguanas?

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    October 31st, 2009

  177. Kathy

    He’s beautiful!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  178. Abby and Anna

    how is this person even allowed in public? let alone in walmart?!?!-abby

    r pets even allowed in walmart???….-anna

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    November 1st, 2009

  179. Rachael

    That is too cool!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  180. Kayla

    Are you kidding me? This is what I’LL be doing when I get that old! That’s amazing (:

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    November 3rd, 2009

  181. Liz

    DUDE!!! I MET THIS GUY ONCE!!!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  182. K.C.

    No, what’s missing and necessary is a little matching hat on the iguana!

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    November 9th, 2009

  183. Kaitlyn

    Omg, this is SO CUTE. I’m going to do this with my Bearded Dragons!

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    November 9th, 2009

  184. Eeek!

    Iguana’s can be service animals. It can sense when he’s about to have a seizure

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    November 10th, 2009

  185. MEDIC

    Back off the man… A lot of people, in Florida especially, walk around with iguanas for a medical reason. They are known to alert their owner if a heart attack or seizure is coming. As long as they are touching the person, they can sense it. Seeing as this man seems very old, the iguana could be used for medical reasons.

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    November 10th, 2009

  186. WalmartFan

    i saw this guy there. my daughter pet the iguana. it was cool

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    November 12th, 2009

  187. Norwegian

    It’s gorgeous..:D..

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    November 12th, 2009

  188. keenegirl

    I KNOW THIS GUY!!!!!! HE WALKS AROUND DOWNTOWN BY KEENE STATE COLLEGE I HAVE A PIC WITH HIM! hah!

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    November 14th, 2009

  189. menne

    im sitting here with my iguana now…and that looks like a happy iguana..and its lucky when i took my iguana into walmart they made us leave :(

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    November 17th, 2009

  190. Desiree

    If mine wasn’t too big I would bring my Iguana into stores.
    Just bring some hand wipes. It’s not a big deal! If you don’t like it, Walmart is a big store, go to a different department for a minute.

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    November 29th, 2009

  191. pat

    I love how he’s on a leash. iguanas are cool and all, but don’t really belong at walmart.

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    December 1st, 2009

  192. sweetmuffin

    Notice how out of all the states on here, at least NH isnt one with naked backsides and freaky he/she beings?? Oh no a crazy old guy bringin his pet into a store..its not like he didnt put his pants on!! The other pics on here from NH, is a monte carlo limo and a hearse with “god Bodies on it” The states where people are running around in their underwear and bikini tops..and obscene t-shirts that our children can read? Whats more likely a child WALKING by and getting sick from this animal or a child seeing the I fuck corpses t shirt?? Yeah nuff said!

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    December 2nd, 2009

  193. Shadow1732

    Anyone else think this kinda look like an old mans version of the monkey backpack/leash

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    December 8th, 2009

  194. djcassiie

    its like the monkey backpack leash but for grandpa! yay

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    December 20th, 2009

  195. krraank

    You know that thing where people and their pets kinda resemble each other…..

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    December 21st, 2009

  196. STUDENT

    I see this guy in Wal Mart all the time in Keene.

    He’s really nice and cool, and the iguana is awesome.

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    December 31st, 2009

  197. Old Marine

    Leapin Lizards BATMAN, there is Iguana poop on your cape!

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    January 16th, 2010

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