November 1st, 2009
King Of The Wild Frontier
Tags: raccoon, weird pets
Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath.
Texas
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My mother rescued a baby raccoon and had it as a pet for close to 5 years, then she had to set it free as it started to become territorial and aggressive.
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Dear Lord, why? Why does Wally World attract all kinds of animals? And did the greeter stop him and say, “No animals allowed”? That’s what I really want to know. There’s no way Mr. SWAT can say it’s a service raccoon.
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I find the pic less funny than the guy from Texas who posted it, telling him what to do with the raccoon.
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I don’t think this was taken AT a Wal-Mart, but this is definitely the type of people that would go INTO a Wal-Mart.
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There is nothing in this picture that shows that it was taken at Wal-Mart.
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Is this what the term ASS HAT is refering to?
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That raccoon will scratch your eyes out!
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PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OUR PET COON INTO THE WALLY-WORLD STORE, PLEASE … !!!
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I would bet this man shops at walmart, but i do not see a walmart in the picture.
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Holycrap, that raccoons got a hick attached to its ass!
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Awww I had a pet racoon for 2 weeks when I was a kid, but my mommy made me gve her away ….i wonder why?????
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It’s more of a prom date than it is a hat.
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I thought this was “People of WALMART”
I see nothing to indicate this was taken at a walmart…
I’ve noticed several like this lately – NO FUN.
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He is obviously just delivering that raccoon to the walmart deli
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What happened to the Wal-Mart theme?
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OMG PLEASE TELL ME HE’S NOT TAKING THAT IN WALMART THIS TAKES THE CAKE i truly hope a Walmart CEO is monitoring this site to see all the animals they are allowing inside a store that carries food!!!!
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Hey, maybe that’s his service animal!!!
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I wonder if the raccoon is part of the SWAT team?
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Not a big deal… call me when he’s walking a elephant or riding an emu.
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Looks like the coon stepped in a big pile of dipshit.”
Pretty funny quote ^
I don’t have a problem with the man’s choice of pets. The little guy looks healthy and a lot better taken care of than a lot of kids I see running around Walmart. At least his little beast is on a leash
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I love his coon skin hat!
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When did this change from “People of Wal-Mart” to just “People”?
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How do we know this was taken at Walmart? All I can see in the background is trees.
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This has “Caught on Tape: Animals attacking owners” written aaaallllll over it. How the hell would that raccoon act if someone’s dog wanted to get after it? It’s gonna claw and bite the sh*t out of that dude’s head and face!!!
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Haha omg its so cute, it seems to fit right on his head lol
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I bet he he lets the coon sleep in bed with him!
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Raccoons do make super pets! They are lots of fun and playful, and then they remember they are wild creatures, and use their sharp little claws to scratch you and bite you.
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And how do we know its at Wallyworld? All i see is a guy with his pet? For all i know that could be Bubbas mudranch.
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Dad? Buster? Where was I?
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November 2nd, 2009
HELLO L. THOMAS ————— I’d love to hear more about your raccoons and how they bring their families to visit. It sounds fascinating! Feel free to drop me a line at jaqdecameron@aol.com . Thank you.
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November 2nd, 2009
So? Here’s a pic of ME with a raccoon on my head:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/3927672858_59d5229577_b.jpg
In fact, here’s several…including him biting my ear:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywayne/sets/72157622391325850/
And that pics WASN’T taken at Walmart. :p
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I had raccoons has pets growing up and they are great – on a par w/ cats but without the cat attitude. LOL . We got them usually as babies that were abandoned by moms and raised them like a kitten. Ours had outdoor cages and came inside for visits, etc. If this guy keeps his away from wild coons it’s probably a nice pet. Honest. Our only problem with our coons were with the female ones. They DO go into heat which doesn’t mean horny as much as vicious. It was sorta unsettling. Nice kitty-like 17 lb. animal one day then could rip your ear off w/out breaking a sweat the next day. They’d get over it but geez.
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November 2nd, 2009
See, this is why raccoons don’t make good pets. They’re ALWAYS trying to read over your shoulder!
Wait your turn, little guy – or bring your own book next time!
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November 2nd, 2009
That raccoon still looks better than that thing on Donald Trump’s head.
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November 2nd, 2009
so many layers to this…the raccoon is just the tip of the iceberg
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November 2nd, 2009
Rocky Raccoon walked into Walmart
Only to find there was no shopping cart….
Rocky had come equipped with a friend
To bite and give rabies to his rival.
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It’s a specialy trained SWAT raccoon!!
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November 2nd, 2009
dang the fine print on this business card. Animal control phone number is…
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November 2nd, 2009
Hey, like his shirt says, he’s “not perfected, just forgiven.” Not everyone can afford to buy a dog. Some of us have to catch our pets…
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November 2nd, 2009
Somewhere in Siberia a Russian Colonel is looking for his hat.
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November 2nd, 2009
I have that t-shirt! I found it at good will about three months ago. Just to clarify it says, “I’m not perfect, just forgiven.” you can’t see the “I’m”
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November 2nd, 2009
and to think I have 4 dogs a spot light and shotgun go out in the woods track coon for hours and all I had to do was go to wally world for a kill
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November 3rd, 2009
Sometimes the captions are better than the pics themselves.
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November 3rd, 2009
Don’t hurt the Raccoon… He’s Cute! And besides can they really deny the raccon if they let in a goat and an iguana?
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November 4th, 2009
at least its not a road kill raccoon
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November 4th, 2009
hahahahah this guy lives in my town
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November 5th, 2009
Some people on this website are funny. Some people are sad.
But I am so honest when I say this guy is awesome.
A racoon would be a totally cool pet.
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November 5th, 2009
And they say Christians aren’t rabid…
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November 5th, 2009
OMG, knew that was Texas before I even read the caption!!!! Probably lives close to me.
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November 5th, 2009
my bestfriend actually has a pet raccoon. they’re kinda like cats but more playful =) wouldn’t ever wanna bring him to walmart an have him crawl on my head though. the can still be kinda rough.
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November 5th, 2009
Cuzin Earl, you’re famous!
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November 6th, 2009
looks like the raccoon is helping him read….thats all…
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November 7th, 2009
Posterboy for the republican party. He loves Jeus, animals and military forces…. he probably killed that raccoons mother and then raised it from cubhood. Now its his best friend…. but that doesn’t stop him from make raccoon stew every sunday.
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November 8th, 2009
Guess he never made up his mind what he was going to be when he grew up. Jesus freak, redneck, raccon trapper or on the SWAT team Nothin’ like bein’ 50 and multi-tasking out in the country, Man.
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November 9th, 2009
This is soo funny!
I know I would have said the same thing abou it!!
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November 9th, 2009
this one’s actually cute. they should take more animals to wal-mart–they’re better dressed than some of these folks.
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November 9th, 2009
Did he spell it wrong on his hat? Surely it was meant to say TWAT??
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November 9th, 2009
Raccoons make beautiful pets. We have a 41/2 year old female who has the run of the house. she is 30 pounds and acts like a cat with an attitude!!
She loves beef jerky and iced oatmeal cookies. not to mention pistacios. She sleeps upstairs in the gameroom in her “apartment” a nest that my husband built. We wouldn’t trade her for anything
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November 10th, 2009
Must have been a full moon weekend. I work in a store and those weekends really bring them out!!
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November 11th, 2009
And I was just commenting how the Sam’s Choice trail mix looks like something only a raccoon would eat.
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November 11th, 2009
Is that real? I WANT A PET RACOON!
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November 12th, 2009
“Alright lets look at the list here… monster truck: check, plaid shirt: check, Jesus shirt: check, raccoon on head: check. Yay it’s official, I’m officially white trash!!!”
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November 13th, 2009
The raccoon is soo cute
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November 15th, 2009
Wow, usually they kill the animal before they turn it into a hat. But I guess when it’s alive it will keep your head warmer?
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November 17th, 2009
Wow, usually they kill the aniaml before turning it into a hat. But I guess when it’s alive it keeps your head warmer?
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November 17th, 2009
Give the guy a break. He’s obviously illiterate and brings the racoon along to read him the shopping list…
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November 27th, 2009
“Ya know, I’m a member of PETA, but I sure do like raccoon hats.”
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December 5th, 2009
I think the icing to the cake is the “not perfect, just forgiven” t-shirt. fucking priceless.
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December 9th, 2009
everybody chill, he’s a member of SWAT, he’s got this!
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December 19th, 2009
this is adorable, its just sad that he’s probably going to go home and feed it to his 30 inbred kids…
Well, at least they’ll say grace.
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December 31st, 2009
Yes, it is a service raccoon. It’s helping him read.
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January 6th, 2010
Ahhhh…! That raccoon is taking his hillbilly out for a ride.
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January 8th, 2010
You can tell this is Wal-Mart. Everyone knows you wear Porcupine after Labor Day!
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January 8th, 2010
Am I the only one to go ‘Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’?
It’s so cute (: (I mean the racoon, not the dude!)
I wonder what the ‘coon’s name is…probably named after a beer or something :/
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