Believe it or I did the same thing this past weekend. I had on some khaki shorts and was in a hurry to run out(and the sun just went down, cooling things off a lot). I got to where I was going and went to the bathroom and found out I put my jeans on over top of my khaki shorts.
I plead as stupid as this dork.
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durty
He’s a NEVER NUDE!!!
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Kristy
It’s called Never Nude. “There are dozens of us.”
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November 2nd, 2009
Katatak
He’s a never-nude!
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November 2nd, 2009
OHIONOMAD
If your gonna try top shoplift some new Rustlers under your old Wranglers, tucking in your shirt for all to see, is probably not advised…
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November 2nd, 2009
Sam Walton
He’s actually shoplifting a pair of jeans under his own jeans. Someone better put a stop to this or we won’t be able to sell them for $9.99 any longer.
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November 2nd, 2009
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No. For real officer. It’s a new fashion……………
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November 2nd, 2009
Melissa
He’s quite obviously a never nude. There are dozens of them!!
Hey…give the guy some credit! At least he is not showing unecessary extra skin like so many ladies at Walmart.
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November 2nd, 2009
Jason B
The inner pair is being bought at a 5 finger discount. the outer pair has the worn in wallet indent. I am surprised to not see a skoal ring on the other pocket.
He happens to had a rare skin issue called ‘Purpledweebskin’ it’s only native to people in Colorado, so if you live out of Colorado, your safe, thank goodness!
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November 2nd, 2009
Grandmasdrinking
If this was ghetto, it would be a common no big deal outfit. The cops start looking for a guy wearing black pants and red shirt. Ditch the red shirt to reveal a yellow shirt , ditch the black pants and see blue jeans. This guy isn’t ghetto, so let’s just assume he just ran out to get Pepsi before the game started. Clean, dressed, no tats no profanity. What is Walmart coming to?
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November 2nd, 2009
Michelle
He is probably stealing them….
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November 2nd, 2009
Jen
Technically this qualifies as Canadian Tuxedo. It is denim on denim
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November 2nd, 2009
Bunker Bob
Maybe he is a weekend biker and it was cold out!
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November 2nd, 2009
james
He’s a white trash Russian nesting doll.
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November 2nd, 2009
blitz23_ca
“I wear short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts!”
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November 2nd, 2009
Bouga
I’m thinking that he saw PoW and was so paranoid about being on the site that he wore an extra pair of jeans just to be safe.
oh how ironic…..
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Looks like a ‘Never-brain’ to me.
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Andrew
Like the snake sheds its skin….the rednecks old dirty wranglers shed away to reveal a new pair in all their stonwashed glory…the beauty of nature
I have a feeling that if you panned the camera up you would see a bald man (unless he has hair pluggs) with glasses and a mustache. This man would of course be the worlds greatest never nude/ Analrapist, Tobias Funke.
“This looks photoshopped… hm.”
“THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!”
I can tell by the pixels and from having seen plenty of photoshoops in my days…. O RRY.
This isn’t an impossibly hard thing to photoshop, but its hard enough that I can’t imagine anyone taking the time to do this for a few lols on this website. Anyone petty enough to do it, most likely wouldn’t be good enough and still have the time to do it. don’t flatter yourselves.
a never nude,i think it is someone who is never nude.they swim with a shirt on,sleep fully dressed,maybe even have sex with clothes on,they have their clothes in the bathroom so they can get dressed after taking a shower so nobody will see them naked.i might be wrong but i think a never nude is never nude.
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November 3rd, 2009
cittivoq
Yo Dawg, I herd you like jeans, so we put some jeans in your jeans so you can wear jeans while you wear jeans.
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November 3rd, 2009
Canaduck
Okay, you guys, the “never-nude” joke was extremely funny the first sixty times but I think we can let it go now.
What in the world is a “never nude”??? Seems like this would be really uncomfortable, especially because it is denim! Sounds wayyy better than an always nude!! Modesty is NEVER bad!
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Wow! I guess it is a real thing! Never heard of it til this picture, but here’s what Wiki says -
Ok, I guess I understand what a never nude is now, but that still doesn’t explain why he has two pairs of pants on. If you don’t take the first pair off, you are never nude. This is weird.
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November 3rd, 2009
D.B.
He could be a “Never Nude”
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Boneman
He’s probably stealing a pair of jeans. Oldest shoplifting trick in the book; put on a pair of new jeans under your old clothes. Someone call security!
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Howard M Beers
If he’s a dude, they’re not called “Daisey Dukes”,
Those would be “Darryl Dukes”!
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Punkfunkmo
I’d like to align myself with the “Never-nude” camp on this one. That’s the first thing I thought of!!!! I understand, more than you’ll “never” know.
But yeah, he’s probably stealing one of the pairs…
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November 3rd, 2009
Samantha
He’s a nevernude! There are dozens!
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tmt
Never nudes unite. Hmm I don’t recognize him from the convention. AD is the best show ever.
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My2Cents
Double bags his groceries, so it only makes sense to double bag his a**!
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November 3rd, 2009
tdmorgan
He’s just like Tobias from Arrested Development, a never nude.
People who don’t like the baggy pants look are passing laws to make it illegal to show your underwear. This guy has found a way to look just as idiotic without having to worry about breaking those laws.
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November 3rd, 2009
Jen
It looks like it was edited in adobe photoshop and the outer layer of pants was added…
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November 4th, 2009
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does this kinda look photoshopped to anyone?
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November 4th, 2009
BLACKLS
ANYONE WHO BELEIVES HE OWNS THOSE JEANS, I HAVE SOME SWAMP LAND FOR SALE.
I think he’s a NEVER NUDE! Tobias, is that you?!?!
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November 4th, 2009
Mindy
He’s a Nevernude!!!!!!
I knew they had to be real!
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November 4th, 2009
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I have seen this before, however this looks photoshopped
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November 4th, 2009
Sean
awesome.denim underwear!
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November 4th, 2009
happy
The Arrested Development “never nude” references make me smile ^_^
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November 4th, 2009
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THIEF!
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November 5th, 2009
amber
i live in colorado and i see this a lot-its cold and damn is it really that worthy of such a site? in fact my husband on occasion has to do that when its just that freakin cold, but i guess the t shirt is indicating otherwise…hmmm….im stumped
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November 5th, 2009
adam dub
HE’S A NEVER NUDE!
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Troy
I have to assume his shit is too strong for regular strength underwear so Levi’s will stand in.
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Enrique
I’ll bet this cat just doesn’t own a belt and used the underjeans as a buffer.
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November 5th, 2009
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I think we’re all agreed the caption on the photo should have been “never nude” lol
Never Nude – Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one’s gentialia and/or buttocks.
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November 6th, 2009
someone
At least he’s buying the pop
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Perry
This dude’s a never-nude! Aren’t there like at least 15 of them worldwide?
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November 6th, 2009
Denim Dan
Custom Boxers! I’ve been looking for thoose!!!
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November 7th, 2009
Caitlin
“I’m not shoplifting…I swear!”
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November 7th, 2009
G.A.
He’s shoplifting! not the jeans. he tied the bottom ones at the bottom and uses them to drop in what he wants and uses the top as a cover, see how loose they are.
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November 8th, 2009
kat
Never Nude!
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November 8th, 2009
ctgirl
never nudes DO EXIST!
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November 8th, 2009
sharon
I’m with the others 10 to 1 he sets the door alarms off and/or securiuty took his sorry ass out before he got to the parking lot1
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November 8th, 2009
Melanie
Maybe he’s a ‘never-nude’….like Tobias from Arrested Development who can’t take off his cut offs : )
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November 9th, 2009
Anne
finally! someone with too many clothes on.
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November 10th, 2009
KCLady
Atleast he is wearing pants.
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November 10th, 2009
mathy
im i the only one who thinks its photoshooped, its woul be really easy to do that with this pic. WHY? i dont know but why do any of the things i enjoy on the site exist, becasue people are mad
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November 11th, 2009
Carmen
maybe he’s a NEVER NUDE.. haha
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November 11th, 2009
Someone
He should donate this pair of pants to the many other people of wal-mart in need and save our eyes.
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November 11th, 2009
Ryan
Nice way to steal jeans from wally world. Just buy a bigger size and put them over other jeans. Hes def. looking towards the future.
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November 12th, 2009
Steve
Why would you venture into a Walmart (love that this comes up as mis-spelled BTW) for (1) case of Pepsi with Cherry Flavor? The jeans were stolen because they are so expensive… the Pepsi is the Phantom Purchase to get outta the store unnoticed…?
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November 13th, 2009
Arrested Development
Never nude?
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November 15th, 2009
Jimbob
nevernude!
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November 16th, 2009
Cristy
Definately a shoplifter!! I worked at Walmart for 5 years and theres no telling how many times I have seen this kind of thing!
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November 16th, 2009
D Unit
I’m so glad I’m not the only one thinking nevernude.
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November 18th, 2009
Steve
I’m thinking that guy just shop lifted a those jeans
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November 19th, 2009
Realdragon
*IF* he was wearing a parka, I’d say he was picking up the Pepsi for his workmates, taking a break from clearing up after a blizzard. This is Colorado, after all. I’ve worked with guys who wore two pairs of jeans in such conditions. Maybe he left his coat and gloves in the truck and braved the run to and from the store.
What I want to know is, what’s on his shirt? A dragon logo?
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Why did this walmart guy wear 2 pairs of pants? Because he’s an idiot!
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NEVERNUDE!!!
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US… DOZENS!!!!
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I’m guessin the first pair he came in with and the outer pair he just “picked up”. Heck he may even have a few more under there.
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This my friends is what you would call;
“Sub-devided neighborhood-getto fabulous”
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Maybe he is a weekend biker and it was cold out!
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oh how ironic…..
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Looks like a ‘Never-brain’ to me.
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This explains it all. Strange issue to have.
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What the hell is a “never nude”???? Am I missing a movie reference? And what’s with “there are dozens of us”??? So weird!
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Sort of lie that song Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off, he doesn’t want to be naked after downing all that pepsi.
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Yea this guy is clearly stealing dem jeans
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He’s cutting out the middlemen: Goodwill and/or the Salvation Army.
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This clearly is a guy sporting daisy dukes underneath like Lieutenant Dangle, but in hiding. Now I must vomit!
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Proving he isn’t a prole by layering.
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Id tap him
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This might be the greatest lesson this website has ever taught me… that, and that clothing should never be used as a flossing agent.
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Who wears jort undershorts?
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Wow, I learned something today never heard of a “never nude” and I must say that is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of…….
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HAA.. this is a great look! It’s like those metro boys when they layer their golf shirts!
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Even if hes not shoplifting ,Wranglers over Levis thats a crime in itself.
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Question for the never nudes: How do you wash your kitty?
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hes stilling the jeans just me i have experince lol
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I like “never-nude”-beats the crap out of looking at someone’s underwear or crack!
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a never nude,i think it is someone who is never nude.they swim with a shirt on,sleep fully dressed,maybe even have sex with clothes on,they have their clothes in the bathroom so they can get dressed after taking a shower so nobody will see them naked.i might be wrong but i think a never nude is never nude.
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Wow! I guess it is a real thing! Never heard of it til this picture, but here’s what Wiki says -
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I do him, then strap up, donkey punch em, then steal both pairs.
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As a Commando, I condemn this!
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Man, his nads must be roasting under 2 layers of denim.
If I did that you may as well get some Ritz crackers.
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duuuuuude….
the man has style!!!
u know aything about fashion??????
thats the way they make jeans in japan!!!!
go check!
and they’d cost 200-300 $, or even more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I assume he is a little bit 80’s and a little bit hip hop. Nice.
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Maybe it was so cold outside one pair wouldn’t do lol.
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Ok, I guess I understand what a never nude is now, but that still doesn’t explain why he has two pairs of pants on. If you don’t take the first pair off, you are never nude. This is weird.
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He could be a “Never Nude”
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He’s probably stealing a pair of jeans. Oldest shoplifting trick in the book; put on a pair of new jeans under your old clothes. Someone call security!
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If he’s a dude, they’re not called “Daisey Dukes”,
Those would be “Darryl Dukes”!
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But yeah, he’s probably stealing one of the pairs…
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Double bags his groceries, so it only makes sense to double bag his a**!
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I think he suffers from Gymnophobia.
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People who don’t like the baggy pants look are passing laws to make it illegal to show your underwear. This guy has found a way to look just as idiotic without having to worry about breaking those laws.
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It looks like it was edited in adobe photoshop and the outer layer of pants was added…
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does this kinda look photoshopped to anyone?
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ANYONE WHO BELEIVES HE OWNS THOSE JEANS, I HAVE SOME SWAMP LAND FOR SALE.
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I knew they had to be real!
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I have seen this before, however this looks photoshopped
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awesome.denim underwear!
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THIEF!
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i live in colorado and i see this a lot-its cold and damn is it really that worthy of such a site? in fact my husband on occasion has to do that when its just that freakin cold, but i guess the t shirt is indicating otherwise…hmmm….im stumped
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I have to assume his shit is too strong for regular strength underwear so Levi’s will stand in.
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I’ll bet this cat just doesn’t own a belt and used the underjeans as a buffer.
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Never Nude – Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one’s gentialia and/or buttocks.
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At least he’s buying the pop
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November 6th, 2009
This dude’s a never-nude! Aren’t there like at least 15 of them worldwide?
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November 6th, 2009
Custom Boxers! I’ve been looking for thoose!!!
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November 7th, 2009
“I’m not shoplifting…I swear!”
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November 7th, 2009
He’s shoplifting! not the jeans. he tied the bottom ones at the bottom and uses them to drop in what he wants and uses the top as a cover, see how loose they are.
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November 8th, 2009
Never Nude!
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November 8th, 2009
never nudes DO EXIST!
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November 8th, 2009
I’m with the others 10 to 1 he sets the door alarms off and/or securiuty took his sorry ass out before he got to the parking lot1
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November 8th, 2009
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November 9th, 2009
finally! someone with too many clothes on.
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November 10th, 2009
Atleast he is wearing pants.
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November 10th, 2009
im i the only one who thinks its photoshooped, its woul be really easy to do that with this pic. WHY? i dont know but why do any of the things i enjoy on the site exist, becasue people are mad
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November 11th, 2009
maybe he’s a NEVER NUDE.. haha
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November 11th, 2009
He should donate this pair of pants to the many other people of wal-mart in need and save our eyes.
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November 11th, 2009
Nice way to steal jeans from wally world. Just buy a bigger size and put them over other jeans. Hes def. looking towards the future.
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November 12th, 2009
Why would you venture into a Walmart (love that this comes up as mis-spelled BTW) for (1) case of Pepsi with Cherry Flavor? The jeans were stolen because they are so expensive… the Pepsi is the Phantom Purchase to get outta the store unnoticed…?
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November 13th, 2009
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November 15th, 2009
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November 16th, 2009
Definately a shoplifter!! I worked at Walmart for 5 years and theres no telling how many times I have seen this kind of thing!
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November 16th, 2009
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November 18th, 2009
I’m thinking that guy just shop lifted a those jeans
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November 19th, 2009
*IF* he was wearing a parka, I’d say he was picking up the Pepsi for his workmates, taking a break from clearing up after a blizzard. This is Colorado, after all. I’ve worked with guys who wore two pairs of jeans in such conditions. Maybe he left his coat and gloves in the truck and braved the run to and from the store.
What I want to know is, what’s on his shirt? A dragon logo?
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November 23rd, 2009
Clearly he is stealing those pants.
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November 23rd, 2009
He probably stole those!!! totally!
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November 29th, 2009
You can sag and not have people yell at you about pulling up your pants, lol, its genius. The best of both worls, lol
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December 4th, 2009
HE’S A FUCKING NEVERNUDE!!!!!!!!!
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December 5th, 2009
Oh come on. Even I got over this!
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December 8th, 2009
“There are DOZENS of us!”
Nein Wohlstandig Nude
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December 15th, 2009
NEVER NUDE!!!!!
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December 20th, 2009
It’s like one of those russian dolls in a doll, and last comes the denim butplug…
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January 3rd, 2010
My guess?
He’s a never-nude.
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January 11th, 2010
He’s a never nude! Duh!
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January 29th, 2010
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