Wintery Mix



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Hey buddy, while you are on your cool bluetooth could you call the optometrist for me because you have permanently screwed up my vision. You might as well make an appointment for yourself while you’re at it because it’s obvious that you can’t see either.

Alabama

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  1. martini girl

    well…….at least he’s covered up…

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    November 7th, 2009

  2. Willmerfi

    Maybe he’s part of Operation Snow Storm and he had to shop with his uniform on

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    November 7th, 2009

  3. Somebody just can’t pick a season. Or a print.

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    November 7th, 2009

  4. thats what she said

    polar bears, flowers and snoflakes OH MY!

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    November 7th, 2009

  5. kieribama

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    November 7th, 2009

  6. Kurtacus

    Must be a butterfly hunter in full camo.

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    November 7th, 2009

  7. T M

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    November 7th, 2009

  8. Stapler

    Are you SURE this isn’t another Florida submission? For real, this looks like a snowbird.

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    November 7th, 2009

  9. ERICLAMB

    Of all the ones I’ve seen lately, this is the most tolerable.

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    November 7th, 2009

  10. Odinseyes

    He might be extremely proudly of his Native ancestory,… just unsure of which tribe.

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    November 7th, 2009

  11. Business Time

    If only we could see the footwear, I’m sure he’d be wearing a snow shoe on his left foot and a flip flop on his right.

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    November 7th, 2009

  12. briie

    don’t forget to pick upp your contacts on the way ouut!

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    November 7th, 2009

  13. WalMartSux

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    November 7th, 2009

  14. Wal Eyed

    At least he’s got the colors coordinated. Almost.
    Just trying to give credit…

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    November 7th, 2009

  15. Noneya

    This has Salvation Army written all over it.

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    November 7th, 2009

  16. meowmeow

    atleast you can’t see his palm tree g-string underneath..

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    November 7th, 2009

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    November 7th, 2009

  18. Is it bad that looking at him I wanna go “I’m blue, da ba dee da ba die”?

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    November 7th, 2009

  19. Dede

    Please don’t take your fashion lead from the home design shows… It is sometimes ok to match large florals and stripes in your living room but never on your body!

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    November 7th, 2009

  20. Julie

    He is standing in the nut aisle……imagine that!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  21. Suzy8track

    Looks like this guy either got dressed in the dark or wasn’t wearing his glasses.

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    November 7th, 2009

  22. Bunker Bob

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    November 7th, 2009

  23. breweryboy

    I think I get it = In the Northern Hemisphere it’s SPRING and in the Southern Hempisphere it’s WINTER!!!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  24. ERIC

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    November 7th, 2009

  25. BeeJay

    I think he just rolled off the couch in his snuggie. How much you wanna bet he’s wearing crocs?

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    November 7th, 2009

  26. Jim

    If my great-grandmothers “davenport” and “throw rug” had a love child, and he was a colorblind fat man…

    It would still be better than this tragedy!!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  27. Amanda

    Whats cracking me up, is although his clothes look like salvation army’s rejects, his bluetooth says money? So which is it Frosty the Luau Man?

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    November 7th, 2009

  28. His luao is on the bunny slope so he’s got it just right.

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    November 7th, 2009

  29. Nellie

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    November 7th, 2009

  30. smartmom

    awww poor guy obviously he is BLUE

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    November 7th, 2009

  31. Mike Hunt

    The Rose Parade called. They want their float back.

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    November 7th, 2009

  32. Oh my gosh, well at least he has everything covered…..lol However if he’s trying to pick up women at Walmart, i’m sorry buddy aint gonna happen……lol

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    November 7th, 2009

  33. Grandmasdrinking

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    November 7th, 2009

  34. MegaFart

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    November 7th, 2009

  35. ben

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    November 7th, 2009

  36. mike

    Guess what walmart is selling now? funny article!

    http://hubpages.com/_2mgo4w268rcpx/hub/A-tisket-a-tasketWalMarts-selling-Caskets

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    November 7th, 2009

  37. Aubrey

    its not a vaction dude unless u think going to walmart is a trip to hawaii

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    November 7th, 2009

  38. AmyM

    Oh god, those aren’t really polar bears on his pants…

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    November 7th, 2009

  39. Poultrywrangler

    Thats a ecclectic ethnic clash mix

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    November 7th, 2009

  40. blitz23_ca

    Looks exactly like the color test pattern at the optometrists office! There’s bound to be a “13″ or a “73″ in there somewhere! It’s like a bloody “magic eye” puzzle!

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    November 7th, 2009

  41. Tatiana

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    November 7th, 2009

  42. AmandaJay

    Aloha ouch!

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    November 7th, 2009

  43. mark

    In Alabama, this is high fashion.

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    November 7th, 2009

  44. ColorlessRainbow

    I think his parents should have continued picking out his clothes…

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    November 7th, 2009

  45. Sugar Ray

    Stylin’ for Alabama.

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    November 7th, 2009

  46. Roach

    Would this be an optical delusion?

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    November 7th, 2009

  47. SnideRemarks

    Today’s weather will be oddly warm up North, strangely chilly in the South…let’s go swimmin’/bundle up!?

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    November 7th, 2009

  48. Susan

    Well, at least he’s dressed. All over.

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    November 7th, 2009

  49. TATFREE

    “Blue pants, blue shirt, blue tooth. Yep, I’m color coordinated today. Let’s see the POWM critics find something wrong with THIS ensemble.”

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    November 7th, 2009

  50. toyman

    He’s celebrating the Indian Summer.

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    November 7th, 2009

  51. Ted

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    November 7th, 2009

  52. Bunker Bob

    That reminds me, I sure do miss my grandma!

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    November 7th, 2009

  53. ToolguyinDE

    At least, Mr. Chubsywubsy isn’t wearin a pair of Daisy Dukes.

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    November 7th, 2009

  54. Circe

    Jeez that’s enough to bring on a seizure.

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    November 7th, 2009

  55. Anon

    Hey Buddy! Don’t forget to pickup some laundry detergent, looks like you need it. And while your at it, add common sense to your shopping list.

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    November 7th, 2009

  56. MsQuote

    Perhaps he’s sleepshopping?

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    November 7th, 2009

  57. Melissa

    Canadian Tourist going south to Florida had to stop for BEER. AYE.

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    November 7th, 2009

  58. Mary

    That’s funny! This is what happend when you leave the house without your wife seeing what you have on.

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    November 7th, 2009

  59. Circe

    A tale of two hemispheres.

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    November 7th, 2009

  60. Danigirl

    HOw much you wanna bet he’s from Eastern Europe? Just a wild and crazy guy…

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    November 7th, 2009

  61. labrat

    Damn, you guys can’t tell the difference between flowers and snowflakes???

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    November 7th, 2009

  62. JDUFF

    GOOD GOD! He’s like a walking China Plate!

    I guess he misinderstood “Mikasa-wares” as “Mikasa-wears”.

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    November 7th, 2009

  63. very festivise

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    November 8th, 2009

  64. thatotherguy

    It seems to be a new type of camo – tropical tundra?

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    November 8th, 2009

  65. Tazom

    I have those same exact pants!

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    November 8th, 2009

  66. Denise

    I think somebody needs Garanimals….

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    November 8th, 2009

  67. Twisted Sister

    Okay, I’m making two new rules for wearing pajamas in public:

    1–DON’T.
    2–However, if you must, they are required to
    a–Coordinate
    b–Be appropriate for your gender

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    November 8th, 2009

  68. chickychickytata

    thats hot hot hot, grrrrrrrrrr

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    November 8th, 2009

  69. A man for all seasons…

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    November 8th, 2009

  70. at least he matches. That’s an upgrade over most of the outfits we see on here.

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    November 8th, 2009

  71. Hannah

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    November 8th, 2009

  72. Sarah

    He looks like he should have been the slip cover for my mother’s couch. If you could hear colors it would sound like a car wreck!

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    November 8th, 2009

  73. melting

    Hopefully it doesn’t get too warm down in alabama because those pants might melt.

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    November 8th, 2009

  74. Judy

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    November 8th, 2009

  75. Judy

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    November 8th, 2009

  76. SoCalSchwally

    Garanimals!!!!

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    November 9th, 2009

  77. SoCalSchwally

    Garanimals!!!

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    November 9th, 2009

  78. Atromicpunk

    Look! The new styles from Vera Bradley are out!

    (don’t ask how I know)

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    November 9th, 2009

  79. Sean

    its a psychadelic freakout man!wow!

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    November 9th, 2009

  80. Oh, look, it’s a schooner… no, it’s a sailboat… no, you stupidhead, a schooner IS a sailboat.

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    November 10th, 2009

  81. LL

    Glad to see my granny’s old curtains are going to good use. I would rather see those ridiculous patterns any day than what is underneath!

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    November 10th, 2009

  82. Peg

    OMG!!!! i saw this guy… in Wisconsin! how creepy is that! Maybe they are multiplying… breeding… body snatchers…..

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    November 10th, 2009

  83. Hey look its a magic eye!!!

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    November 15th, 2009

  84. darkwing

    This would not apply to my local super-wal-mart. It actually has an optometrist office and vision center IN the store.

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    November 17th, 2009

  85. Bill

    I saw that outfit on special at the Hilo sotre on the big Island. He left out the size15WWW pumps in saftey Orange $6.67.

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    November 18th, 2009

  86. Justin

    He made his clothes out of old curtains and couches

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    November 20th, 2009

  87. Zippy

    Does this outfit come with a switch?

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    December 9th, 2009

  88. ashley

    Thats my daddy! Dont make fun of him!!!!!!!!!And if its not my dad then it looks just like him and they have the same clothes!

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    December 11th, 2009

  89. dp

    I wouldn’t let him back in the house. Lock the door, he’s on his own.

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    December 17th, 2009

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