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I can’t even imagine where someone would be coming from wearing golf shoes, short jorts, a fanny pack, and a Bob Segar shirt besides the greatest party of all time.

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  1. oola

    Particularly love the socks.

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    November 7th, 2009

  2. Repeaterknee

    The construction worker/doo wop singer combo that ALMOST made it into the Village People…

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    November 7th, 2009

  3. raphael

    the only question on my mind is. What’s the baby powder for? must have been some party.

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    November 7th, 2009

  4. crystal

    And a matching mesh cap to tie the whole thing together!

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    November 7th, 2009

  5. Laura

    He is ready for almost anything on his Trip

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    November 7th, 2009

  6. becky

    It’s funny.. because if you cover everything above the waist… you would totally think that this was a girl

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    November 7th, 2009

  7. Nasty

    From the hips down he can pass for a female

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    November 7th, 2009

  8. sept 10

    Those are girls legs.

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    November 7th, 2009

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    November 7th, 2009

  10. Jim

    Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let me down.

    My state is now on PoW. I can celebrate!

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    November 7th, 2009

  11. Diane

    I cannot even BELIEVE he is wearing a Bob Seger t shirt!!! What the he** was he thinkin??

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    November 7th, 2009

  12. Shadopilot

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    November 7th, 2009

  13. Don Malzahn

    Some bowling alley is missing a pair of 9’s.
    PS What do you think is in the fanny-pack?

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    November 7th, 2009

  14. kelly

    Those aren’t golf shoes – those are girl’s “saddle shoes.” I had a pair when I was 8.

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    November 7th, 2009

  15. Liza Doolittle

    Those aren’t golf shoes. They’re Mary Jane saddle oxfords. Notice the shaved legs and the cute ankle socks? He was feeling pretty when he left the house!
    I had no idea there were so many cross-dressers shopping at Walmart until I visited this site. Wow.

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    November 7th, 2009

  16. Michele

    he needs a pair of pom pom socks…

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    November 7th, 2009

  17. He’s got some sexy Richard Simmons legs too haha.

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    November 7th, 2009

  18. chris

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    November 7th, 2009

  19. mark

    Unfortunately, after this photo was taken, he was mugged in the parking lot and his baby powder and fanny pack were taken.

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    November 7th, 2009

  20. sandy a

    those aren’t just ANY golf shoes–those are rockin’ saddle shoes!

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    November 7th, 2009

  21. Bunker Bob

    He must have lost his balls on the front 9, and stopped at walmat to buy aome more. I’ll bet the cart is out front,

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    November 7th, 2009

  22. big bertha

    They’ve finally located Chevy Chase after all these years. Looks like he’s still trying to live out his Caddyshack glory days.
    The baby powder must be for the gophers.

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    November 7th, 2009

  23. Ashmarie

    No man should have legs that perfect. I honestly think he has the right to be wearing those shorts.

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    November 7th, 2009

  24. Those arent Golf shoes, they are CHEERLEADER Shoes!

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    November 7th, 2009

  25. Runninron

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    November 7th, 2009

  26. Mary

    I wish my legs were that nice!

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    November 7th, 2009

  27. 1ncebitten

    OMG, those aren’t golf shoes, they are plain ole’ dyed in the wool SADDLE SHOES like girls wore in the 50’s & 60’s!!!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  28. Sherry

    Actually, those are saddle oxford shoes. His top half is cruisin’ a Chevy SS but his bottom half is attending girls Catholic school.

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    November 7th, 2009

  29. Dani

    This looks like photoshop. Those are girl legs!!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  30. JC

    Are we sure this isn’t a Gator fan on the way to the UF game?

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    November 7th, 2009

  31. Moons in Leo

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    November 7th, 2009

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    November 7th, 2009

  33. JESS

    It looks like he let his child dress him today…

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    November 7th, 2009

  34. Todd

    The newest Indiana WalMart has a golf course in back. It’s 4 dollars per 9 holes, 5 with cart. Jorts are required. The fanny pack is just smart

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    November 7th, 2009

  35. Reece

    Those look like saddle oxfords

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    November 7th, 2009

  36. MMM I love me some shorty shorts on a man… I just can’t quite tell if those are custom jobbies or is that lace trim at the bottom…. questions questions

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    November 7th, 2009

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    November 7th, 2009

  38. Melanie

    I really hate it when a man has a nicer bottom and legs than I do.

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    November 7th, 2009

  39. Amy

    “Workin on a ……….. WalMart Move!
    “Tryna Make tha……… PeopleofWalmart News!

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    November 7th, 2009

  40. Bertha Canal

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    November 7th, 2009

  41. Those are saddle shoes -GAG!
    Short SHORTS & Bob Seiger? He must have lost a bet or is on one heck of a scavenger hunt. (I’m trying to be nice here)

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    November 7th, 2009

  42. Pook

    Forget his girlie legs, he got a girlie butt ttoo. This has to be altered, middle aged white guys got sagging butts, not hard round heinies.

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    November 7th, 2009

  43. linn

    Great, now I’ll never be able to listen to another Bob Segar tune without seeing this in my head!

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    November 7th, 2009

  44. debid

    First off, he is wearing “classic” saddle shoes, which are awesome if they were on a GIRL.

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    November 7th, 2009

  45. csmithinsmallcap

    Maybe he was drying to take attention away from his legs being shaved.

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    November 7th, 2009

  46. Richard Simmons

    Do these shorts make my ass look big?

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    November 7th, 2009

  47. littlemary

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    November 7th, 2009

  48. thats what she said

    my walmart sells ice inside–

    “does the fanny pack make my butt look big” No– you BUTT makes your butt look big

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    November 7th, 2009

  49. Lisa

    I think that the baby powder is for his Sugar Daddy, there in line with him.

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    November 7th, 2009

  50. Littlemary, Wal Marts in Texas keep the ice inside. illegals will steal it, otherwise.

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    November 7th, 2009

  51. kaye

    And his legs are actually pretty!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  52. Vickie

    I am now curious to know what was on the front of the cap. If it was something like “John Deere”…he may have been going for “I’m a ‘Top’ on the top…and a ‘bottom’ on the bottom” look.

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    November 7th, 2009

  53. AmyM

    Definite cognitive disconnect between the upper and lower halves…

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    November 7th, 2009

  54. renee

    i don’t think those are golf shoes. i think they are just good old fashioned cheerleading saddle shoes

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    November 7th, 2009

  55. Penny

    Umm yeah they photoshopped his waist down and added a fanny pack? I dont think so. Everyone can tell thats a walmart from the check out lane to the door greeter waiting.

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    November 7th, 2009

  56. breweryboy

    Nothing screams I play for the OTHER team like- short cutoff shorts with pocket flaps, saddle shoes, pulled up white socks, and a fanny pack

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    November 7th, 2009

  57. martini girl

    Ten bucks says he was dressed as a cheerleader, complete with pigtail wig and makeup, within an hour of this photo being taken.

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    November 7th, 2009

  58. Scott

    His butt is not big…it’s perky.

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    November 7th, 2009

  59. Sam waltons rotting corpse

    I love these new estrogen supplements

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    November 7th, 2009

  60. Buzzkillington

    I wore those shoes to my baptism. lol

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    November 7th, 2009

  61. rachel

    …………………………………………………………………………………..
    ………………………………………………………………………………………….
    ………………are his legs shaved??……………………………………………
    ……………………………………………………………………o_O……………………….

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    November 7th, 2009

  62. just a guy

    He looks like he is standing there trying to hold a quarter between his butt cheeks!

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    November 7th, 2009

  63. Poultrywrangler

    Yes Rachel they are, or maybe he used Nair.Which reminds me to run to Wallyworld in my jogging pants and Elvis Shirt to get some.

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    November 7th, 2009

  64. D Lee

    party on Wayne!

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    November 7th, 2009

  65. he has better legs than a lot of girls! haha

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    November 7th, 2009

  66. MJ Fitz

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    November 7th, 2009

  67. He borrowed the saddle shoes from his daughter’s gym teacher.

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    November 7th, 2009

  68. PARAGON OF VIRTUE

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    November 7th, 2009

  69. alex

    please don’t tell me his legs are shaved..

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    November 7th, 2009

  70. alex

    and to mr paragon of virtue up there, dude, isn’t indiana kind of near the middle west? the part of the country you come from does not determine your “level of education” as you are implying. and even if this guy was from the east where you think we’re all inappropriate dressing rednecks, those of us who are also from here aren’t commenting on the picture saying “oh, yeah, that’s great, i would totally wear that.” we’re making fun of him too. so, to dissent with your little half-thought-out opinion, sorry people in the east dress like this (even though this guy isn’t even from the east). it doesn’t represent the common opinion of all of us over here. once again, we are also laughing. there’s gonna be an idiot in every state who does not think before going out in public. and if you wanted your opinion to be more logical, maybe you should have commented on a picture of a person ACTUALLY FROM THE EAST.

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    November 7th, 2009

  71. eric

    Those are NOT golf shoes, they’re straight up old-fashioned saddle shoes. Maybe he was a cheerleader back in high school in the 60s?

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    November 7th, 2009

  72. boomshakalaka

    hellloooo he was coming from a nair commercial!

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    November 7th, 2009

  73. lou

    The baby powder must be to prevent chafing with those shorts!

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    November 7th, 2009

  74. eagleyes

    Oh no honey…..I put your clothes on again! I guess I shoud quit dressing in the dark….

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    November 7th, 2009

  75. Jamie

    I want to know why does he have womans’ shorts on? Look at those pockets LOL

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    November 7th, 2009

  76. Those are definitely golf shoes. I have some just like them. Correction, I HAD some like them. I just burned them.

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    November 7th, 2009

  77. Ashley

    Personally, I think it’s pretty hot and makes me giggle…

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    November 7th, 2009

  78. AND he has girlie hips too! Perhaps he left his tired ol’ veinie legs at home and borrowed his wife’s for this shopping trip?

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    November 7th, 2009

  79. Chrissy

    The body says female, the face says male. Either a ugly woman or a guy with a womanly figure… in either case it should not be allowed to dress itself.

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    November 7th, 2009

  80. Danigirl

    As Margaret Cho’s Mama asks, ” Is he the gay ?”

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    November 7th, 2009

  81. WTF

    to paragon of virtue:
    we all think the guy in the pic is probably a better human being than you are if we relied on stereotypes as much as you seem to we would know you are just a pompous ass trying to put others down to make up for some inadequacy you certainly must have, pretty pathetic…

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    November 7th, 2009

  82. Dan

    Pick on the guy, but leave Bob Seger alone!

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    November 7th, 2009

  83. benji dover

    “Yes I work at the public library part time on weekdays but I’m a busy dancer during the night hours.”

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    November 7th, 2009

  84. Tabitha

    Looks like someone is taking fashion tips from Lt. Dangle of the Reno Sheriffs Dept. WOW!

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    November 7th, 2009

  85. Willmerfi

    I’m scared to think about what might be inside that fanny pack

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    November 7th, 2009

  86. anybodee

    wow!

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    November 7th, 2009

  87. JDUFF

    Its as if this guy “exploded” out of the closet and is trying to temper the enthusiasm with a Bob Seger t-shirt.

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    November 7th, 2009

  88. aprilicious

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    November 7th, 2009

  89. sonia

    is this in muncie?? because, it would make a lot more sense to see someone like this in those parts!

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    November 7th, 2009

  90. Annabanana

    Lookit that boy with them Daisy Dukes on! That guy is probably in southern Indiana, close to Kentucky. This pic almost makes me embarrassed to call myself a Hoosier.

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    November 7th, 2009

  91. Suzy8track

    Guess he’s going for the sexy schoolgirl look, from the knees down.

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    November 7th, 2009

  92. Legion

    “Put the fucking lotion in the basket”

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    November 7th, 2009

  93. joe

    Please tell me that someone Photoshopped this pic and that is a woman’s legs/ass so I stop feeling gay.

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    November 7th, 2009

  94. Noneya

    Why are there white lines around this guy’s head? None of the other’s have this around their heads.

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    November 7th, 2009

  95. BuccaneerDave

    Some of you all are just jealous of his kicks and that tight white ass, you wish you had his legs!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  96. PARAGON OF VIRTUE

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    November 7th, 2009

  97. Evan

    Pretty sure the party involved a donkey and midget strippers!

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    November 7th, 2009

  98. JL

    Those are just bucks, not golf shoes. Ladies’ bucks at that, but who’s keeping score, really?

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    November 7th, 2009

  99. toyman

    With shaved legs too it looks like.

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    November 7th, 2009

  100. Dede

    Dad if I have told you once I have told you a hundred times! Stop wearing my daisy dukes and shoes out in public! Sheeesh….

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    November 7th, 2009

  101. ~

    i’m listening to bob seger as i type this!

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    November 7th, 2009

  102. wycked_wyccan

    those are not golf shoes. Those are known as “saddle oxfords” or “saddle ox” for short.

    Or…back in the 70’s and 80’s, Cheerleading Shoes.

    I wonder how big his baton is?

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    November 7th, 2009

  103. Elle

    Haha!!! I have those shoes!! They’re saddle shoes, not bowling shoes fyi…

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    November 7th, 2009

  104. Just me

    Sing it with me….On the good ship, lolipop….take a sweet-ass trip to the short short shop.

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    November 7th, 2009

  105. Anonymous

    Hey – my 4 year old daughter wears those shoes to her Catholic school! Where’s his plaid jumper?

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    November 7th, 2009

  106. rudeomatic

    Bubble butt! Nice legs, thats’ gotta be a woman right?

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    November 7th, 2009

  107. MegaFart

    One wonders what’s going through the poor old guy’s mind who’s ahead of him in line.

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    November 7th, 2009

  108. lilly

    those arent golf shoes! i had the same pair of shoes when i was six

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    You gotta get yourself a partner, head down to the local Walmart….

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    Obviously you assholes don’t know any Bob Seger songs.

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    November 7th, 2009

  110. olivia

    LOVING THE FANY PACK WAY TO PULL IT ALL TOGETHER …

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    November 7th, 2009

  111. ang

    looks like he working on his own “night moves” There ya happy = Bob Segar lol

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    November 7th, 2009

  112. Cwendys

    Maybe the powder is for the chafing he got from the shorts that look like ladys shorts. and those are not glof shoes they are those shoes that girls wore in the 60’s with the poodle skirts!!! Those look like bobie socks too!!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  113. John

    Nice to see Lt. Dangle out and about during his off-duty hours.

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    November 7th, 2009

  114. Aughh!

    Sad thing is, I shop at that Wal-Mart. I recognize the door greeter and the picture of the eye doc on the sign. I’ve been waiting to see how long it would take for some of the residents of that town to end up on here. I haven’t been able to catch any walcreatures myself yet, but there’s no shortage of weirdos in that town begging to be found at that store. Luckily I don’t recognize the guy in the pic.

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    November 7th, 2009

  115. Auto

    I don’t think those are gold shoes, they look like little school girl saddle shoes…

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    November 7th, 2009

  116. Angela

    sweet catholic school girl saddle shoes hes rockin, i wonder if he took them off the little girl tied up in his basement?

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    November 7th, 2009

  117. S. Kiau

    With sexy legs like those, why should he cover them up with pants.

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    November 7th, 2009

  118. Golf shoes?!?!?!! No Way!

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    November 7th, 2009

  119. SUPER DUPER MAN

    LOL, nice caption admin.

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    November 7th, 2009

  120. SnideRemarks

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  121. LizzyC

    You have to admit, his legs are FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

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    November 7th, 2009

  122. Sport88

    If you had legs like a Rockette, you’d flaunt them too.

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    November 7th, 2009

  123. Sarah

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  124. Erin

    has anyone noticed the freakin’ saddle shoes?

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    November 7th, 2009

  125. HARLEYGIRL

    gotta be “queer!”

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    November 7th, 2009

  126. mon

    damn let me grab my man purse

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    November 7th, 2009

  127. sarah

    those aren’t golf shoes, they’re saddle shoes that girls wore in the 50’s.

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    November 7th, 2009

  128. Lynn

    “can’t even imagine where someone would be coming from wearing golf shoes, short jorts, a fanny pack, and a Bob Segar shirt besides the greatest party of all time.”

    or a garage sale?

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    November 7th, 2009

  129. Melissa

    Now Sweet Sixteen’s Turned 31? But now you stop and think about your Dignity….He’s not REALLY A SEGER FAN!

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    November 7th, 2009

  130. suzy

    i bet he shaves his legs…

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    November 7th, 2009

  131. Jennifer

    Golf shoes would be bad enough, but those are saddle oxfords!

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    November 7th, 2009

  132. OH MY EYES

    I smell a Photoshop here. Seriously, everything below the blurry logo on the back of the shirt is very crisp picture. Girls hips, butt and legs. From the logo up, the picture is kind of blurry and definitely male.

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    November 7th, 2009

  133. HeatherW

    $10 bucks says he’s foreign, as in “ain’t from around here”.

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    November 7th, 2009

  134. Scheide

    That’s one hot piece of man candy. Wouldn’t mind strollin’ down some aisles with him. Mmmmm.

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    November 7th, 2009

  135. nova

    littlemary: this is a real walmart. It’s in Greencastle, IN and it’s the only store besides a kroger, for a good 40 miles. I’ve actually seen this guy once before, he had sassy sandals with metallic silver painted toes!

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  136. Injun Trouble

    Wherever he is,Bob Segar just shivered and has no idea why…

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  137. He’s got a better behind than most women I know.

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  138. JoMama

    He’s got nice legs, tho…

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    November 7th, 2009

  139. RDS

    Here I am
    At Wal-mart Again
    There I am
    At the checkout
    Here I go
    Shavin’ my legs again
    There I go
    Turn the page

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    November 8th, 2009

  140. joe sz

    not baby powder kaopectate.

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    November 8th, 2009

  141. Mark Good

    May not be the best pic ever… but this is the best caption by far! Bravo!

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    November 8th, 2009

  142. Dana

    Those shoes are great hahahaaa… and that fanny pack reminds me of 5th grade

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    November 8th, 2009

  143. JFO

    JORTS!!! HAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!

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    November 8th, 2009

  144. Sarah

    Is it just me..or does this guy have oddly youthful girl legs? did he shave?!

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    November 8th, 2009

  145. whatever

    this looks fake……oh please let it be fake

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    November 8th, 2009

  146. jloco1134

    This is what the sherrif of reno 911 retirement days mainly consist of

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    November 8th, 2009

  147. Lena

    The baby powder must be for his chapped butt crack for wearing those shorts so snug.

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    November 8th, 2009

  148. Bullz

    as everyone im sure has added – bowling shoes…but for reall – wouldnt be caught dead with those outside my lane

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    November 8th, 2009

  149. Twisted Sister

    I love the saddle shoes. Of course, I’m also female, and kind of odd like that.

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    November 8th, 2009

  150. Roger

    And the word “fanny” always gets a laugh here in Europe!!!

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    November 8th, 2009

  151. HighlyEvolved

    To Paragon of Virtue: I happen to agree with WTF thier comment seems to be fairly coherent and and better thought out than any of yours. You apparently are a bigoted ass that is more than a little stupid, you make a comment in your retort about everyone thinking WTF’s comment was ignorant while your comments have got so many dislike votes they have been hidden while WTF’s and Alex’s rebuttals to your bigoted douchbaggery have not. Maybe the lack of education is on your end in this equation, yo don’t seem to know how to count….

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    November 8th, 2009

  152. Caroline

    But you have to admits… dude had some nice legs..

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    November 8th, 2009

  153. Taylor

    Twenty bucks he just came/ is going to Clody’s One-Eyed Golf Scramble. Anyone willing to bet? Trust me, I’ve been there, I live in this town. This is NORMAL!

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    November 8th, 2009

  154. PARAGON OF VIRTUE

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 8th, 2009

  155. Aaron

    Did anyone else notice the nicely shaved legs to go with the short shorts?! WTF?!

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    November 8th, 2009

  156. Kissy

    Those arent golf shoes Sweet Pea those are women’s saddle shoes.

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    November 8th, 2009

  157. Patrick

    Baby powder is for the glazed ham chick above…cake it in the folds and rolls.

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    November 8th, 2009

  158. amber

    shoes are out dated but cute, and with those socks, nice calves,legs, nice plump butt, wait what, fanny pack?, that shirt?, and hat OMG its a SHIM-ive never been so confused!!

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    November 8th, 2009

  159. Aaugh!

    Nova, that’s not Greencastle, that’s Shelbyville. I know that cashier too.

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    November 8th, 2009

  160. those are womens shorts? look at the pockets

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    November 8th, 2009

  161. DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE

    Wonder if s.o. knows what he did to her favorite jeans

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    November 8th, 2009

  162. Cheryl

    His bubble butt really pulls the whole “look” together.

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    November 8th, 2009

  163. person

    well, at least he has the legs for those shorts.

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    November 8th, 2009

  164. Mackenzie

    i love this effin guy so much<3 !

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    November 8th, 2009

  165. BRI

    Wait….his WHOLE lower half is female! Those are womens shorts! guys shorts don’t have the awesome button down flaps like that!

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    November 8th, 2009

  166. Gabe

    Fake! Somebody staged this…who would dress so stupidly?

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    November 8th, 2009

  167. Name Withheld

    This is my local Walmart, and I know this man from working at this store a few years ago and from my current job in retail. His name is Hank and he is our local cross-dresser. When he’s dressed as a woman he goes by the name Holly. The town refers to him as Hank Holly. You should see this man’s Halloween costumes. On a recent year, he dressed up as Little Bo Peep. o.O Amazing, really.

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    November 8th, 2009

  168. TargetShopper

    The rest of the cheer squad must be wating on the broken-down bus in the parking lot while he ran in for a quart of 10W40.

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    November 8th, 2009

  169. olivia

    how do you do the lil pic beside your name?

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    November 8th, 2009

  170. AMAZED

    100%, Grade A Flamer!

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    November 8th, 2009

  171. chelsea

    he has very nice legs

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    November 8th, 2009

  172. Not To Mention

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 8th, 2009

  173. freebird

    No self-respecting girl wears a fanny pack.

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    November 8th, 2009

  174. Three3

    Nice buns!

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    November 8th, 2009

  175. Crazybuns

    They should check his fanny pack- he probably shop lifted some mascara- eye liner and lipstick!!!!

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    November 8th, 2009

  176. OhLaLa

    Well, at least he has a nice bottom :) haha

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    November 9th, 2009

  177. Jillian

    Saddle oxfords! Man, I love those. I actually own an adult-sized pair. Granted, it was for a performance, but I probably would have bought them anyway. I was born with misshapen feet, and saddle oxfords were the only style of corrective shoe that could help them.

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    November 9th, 2009

  178. Victoria

    I’m 99% sure he shaves. With an expensive razor. With a moisture strip.

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    November 9th, 2009

  179. Helen Mahoney

    Unless it was a “Bad Taste” party!!

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    November 9th, 2009

  180. Max

    oh man! bob seager!

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    November 9th, 2009

  181. Lisa

    All I can think is… nice ass. Thanks!

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    November 9th, 2009

  182. K.C.

    I was expecting a gay reference in the caption. Don’t deny it, those are “Daisy Dukes” shorts. Wal-Mart is China-Mart!

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    November 9th, 2009

  183. Feklar

    Hey Twinkie: If Bob Seger sees you, he is personally going to kick your ass and take his shirt back. What kind of shorts have flaps on them like that? And what the hell are those patches. Hello Kitty? ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH.

    Note to self, if I ever wear a fanny pack, allow family to euthanize.

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    November 9th, 2009

  184. Michele

    Has the fannypack made a comeback? This is like the 20th picture in the last day that someone is wearing one.

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    November 9th, 2009

  185. Walmart good, Target Bad!!!

    FABULOUS!!! (snapping of fingers in Z formation).

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    November 9th, 2009

  186. Sean

    daisy dukes on a man are just wrong

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    November 9th, 2009

  187. Wendy

    Those are actually saddle shoes. OMG! That tool is wearing saddle shoes and daisy dukes. Homage to Segar? I just can’t see it!

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    November 9th, 2009

  188. saintlouis

    ‘ . . .greatest party of all time’ Favorite caption yet!! Hilarious!

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    November 9th, 2009

  189. Paula

    unfortunately those aren’t gofl shoes. They’re saddle shoes, like little girls wore in the 1950’s.

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    November 9th, 2009

  190. Rachael

    I’m so glad that the few times I’ve been in Walmart that I’ve not ran into this guy those are some hot shorts. ~Indiana-Rachael H.~

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    November 9th, 2009

  191. cee

    I’d like to see this with longer socks. Preferably a nice dark color, like navy. Then it would be perfect.

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    November 9th, 2009

  192. sasakan

    Those are more like saddle shoes i.e. a staple of a girl’s school wardrobe in the 50s.

    Maybe he just wants to let his inner little girl out or something.

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    November 10th, 2009

  193. LL

    Is it just me or do his legs look shaved and those shorts look like they are womens based on the pocket design?

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    November 10th, 2009

  194. Stefie

    Would love to find out where to buy those cute women’s saddle shoes.

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    November 10th, 2009

  195. perhaps he got lost on his way home from fire island?

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    November 10th, 2009

  196. Marissa

    haha he reminds me of jim from reno 911!!

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    November 11th, 2009

  197. Tiffany

    Golf shoes….they look more like tap shoes, especially on him!

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    November 11th, 2009

  198. Tom

    The best caption on this site, hands down.

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    November 12th, 2009

  199. missouri

    Reno 911 called they want their shorts back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    November 13th, 2009

  200. liz

    oh my god, he’s wearing little girl saddle shoes!

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    November 13th, 2009

  201. Donald

    Did this guy bust out some Buster Browns? Amazing.

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    November 13th, 2009

  202. Alien

    I think it’s clear that he’s coming from 1978…

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    November 14th, 2009

  203. Katie

    Those aren’t golf shoes. Those are saddle shoes, from the 50s!! EVEN BETTER!!!

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    November 15th, 2009

  204. sarah

    Aren’t those bowling shoes?

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    November 18th, 2009

  205. lumpkin

    Come on baby… Kick them daisies
    Look at them girls with the daisy dukes on…

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    November 18th, 2009

  206. JellyBean

    My mom made me wear those same shoes when I was in pre-school!!

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    November 18th, 2009

  207. CASTROPUP

    You know when they say gay men don’t have any good role models? This is proof.

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    November 20th, 2009

  208. Jill

    saddle shoes. not golf shoes. even better. girl shoes from the 80s-90s

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    November 23rd, 2009

  209. Natasha

    Maybe this is the snack counter at his Endocrinologists office. He’s obviously going for a hormone treatment. This should be ticketable or something. Wrong in sooo many ways. Where is the nearest emergency Psychiatrist for this poor soul?!

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    November 25th, 2009

  210. Varnell

    odd place for a waist high coke refridgerator

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    November 29th, 2009

  211. Ashley

    I think I owned those saddle shoes… when I was in kindergarden

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    December 1st, 2009

  212. Mickeydo

    Top half male, middle woman, bottom cheerleader (sadle oxfords?)…check out the woman in the right background w/ the black crop pants and white socks….Cool!!!!!!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  213. Kim

    Is it ironic that “its Raining Men” just came on the radio when I saw this pic

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    December 3rd, 2009

  214. Kim

    Is it ironic that “Its Raining Men” just came on the radio when I saw this picture

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    December 3rd, 2009

  215. Hometown girl

    I know this guy. This is in Greencastle, Indiana. My hometown. I’ve seen this guy, he’s one of my dad’s friend. No doubt going to either a football party or a wedding. That’s just how Hick-Townish Greencastle is.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  216. heather

    His ass is perkier than mine!!! JEALOUS

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    December 4th, 2009

  217. chuck = )

    is he auditioning for the Village People or Caddyshack?

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    December 5th, 2009

  218. Angie

    Saddle shoes, where did he get those?

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    December 8th, 2009

  219. elaine

    except they’re saddle shoes. wore them in catholic school until I was 13.

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    December 14th, 2009

  220. Vicki

    Those aren’t golf shoes, but dorky saddle shoes!

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    December 23rd, 2009

  221. No Name

    This is not in Greencastle it is in Shelbyville and the previous person was right on with the guys name (Hank or Holly when he dresses up). His legs are probably shaven and if you could see his fingernails they are probably painted. This isn’t a photoshop. I see this guy a few days a week not by choice. In all honesty this could be the Greencastle store but I think it is the Shelbyville store since I know for a fact this guy lives and works in Shelbyville, Indiana and this isn’t the norm.

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    January 3rd, 2010

  222. bartholomew cubbins jankins

    What are you talking about?!
    thats the fashion craze in indiana!
    haha

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    January 17th, 2010

  223. lington

    It’s all about the saddle shoes.

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    January 22nd, 2010

  224. Kaeleigh

    Those actually look a lot like saddle shoes…

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    January 30th, 2010

  225. Jen

    Ah, yes, I know this guy! Living in Shelbyville for 4 years, it was hard not to notice him. Was working midnight shift the first time I met hir. I do know that, despite what is said, hir is a really neat and nice guy.

    If anyone reads this: How’s old Mary doing?

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    February 3rd, 2010

  226. will

    umm.. i believe that those are school girls saddle shoes….

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    February 7th, 2010

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