Tennessee’s version of Santa Claus is just a little different than everyone else’s…..you may want to hide your children.
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No, his beard is his shirt….
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Very bad Santa!!!!
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November 6th, 2009
See daddy, I told they wouldn’t care.
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What ever happened to “No Shirt, No Shoes…No Shoppin’”!!??
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November 6th, 2009
Looking like you’re 14 months pregnant isn’t a good look… and should be considered indecent exposure when you don’t it with a shirt, snuggie, garbage bag, or whatever you can find.
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November 6th, 2009
“When I think of Walmart, that’s pretty much the image that comes to mind.”
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Hell, when I think of Tennessee, that’s pretty much the image that comes to mind!
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November 6th, 2009
Santa gets a vacation too, and it gets hot here in tennessee. I swear he is the leader in our annual toy run….looks just like him.
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November 6th, 2009
Ahahahahaha! Maybe it’s the insomnia hitting me… or the third glass of red wine to overcome it… but I think that’s really f-ing funny. So in Tennessee, the threat parents use to get their children to do homework is: behave or Santa will visit you in the middle of the night? That should produce a generation of A+ students!
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I’m a little aroused.
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Perhaps the door greeters need to issue mandatory snuggies at the door.
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November 6th, 2009
“I’d like you to wear a f***ing SHIRT!”
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Dad?!!?!?!?
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November 6th, 2009
Good or bad, it doesn’t matter – I think I’ll pass on any gifts he’s delivering.
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November 6th, 2009
REPEAT: DO NOT SIT ON HIS LAP!
I’d rather get run over by a reindeer than see that.
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November 6th, 2009
IS THAT DEBIT OR CREDIT?
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November 6th, 2009
ps…is it sad that my kid knows the store from a (bad) picture?
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November 6th, 2009
mommy i’m scared of santa
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November 6th, 2009
I love how the most redneck and/or whitetrash ones are here in Tennessee.
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November 6th, 2009
Damn! ZZ – Top has sure let himself go!
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November 6th, 2009
“Bad Santa” and I’m not talking about the Billy Bob Thornton movie! Although he does look like a Billy Bob!
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November 6th, 2009
At least Uncle Joe wore his “Sunday go to meetin’” overalls…
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November 6th, 2009
I thought it was cold in the north pole
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November 6th, 2009
This si clearly Uncle Jesse. The boys sent him to Wal Mart to get water bottles to be refilled with moonshine to avoid arrest for moonshinin!
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November 6th, 2009
It’s the southern version of Buddha! Just rub his belly and it’s good luck. NOT!
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November 6th, 2009
Come on Santa cover up those man boobs!
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November 6th, 2009
I think that’s the Cornbread Mafia guy profiled on America’s Most Wanted.
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November 6th, 2009
I see London!!!!
I see France!!!!
I DON’T see Santa’s UNDERPANTS!!!!
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November 6th, 2009
Brain dead Santa.
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My eyes hurt from looking at this, and not just because of the bad lighting in the background…
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November 6th, 2009
MEMO FROM SANTA:
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas,Alabama, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I’m certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.
Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: “These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.”
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.
3. Bubba Claus’ sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin’ coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen’s head now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.
4. You won’t hear, “On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen..” when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, “On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott, and Petty.”
5. “Ho, Ho, Ho!” has been replaced by “Yee Haw!” And you also are likely to hear Bubba’s elves respond, “I her’d dat!”
6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words “Back Off.”
7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as “Miracle on 34th Street” and “It’s a Wonderful Life” will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you’ll see “Boss Hogg Saves Christmas” and “Smokey and the Bandit IV” featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.
And Finally, 8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
Sincerely Yours, S. Claus
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November 6th, 2009
They must have been out of t-shirts in his size on the clearance rack…
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November 6th, 2009
Uncle Jessie! Where’s Cooter and the Duke boys?
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November 6th, 2009
I think I’d almost rather see him in a tube top!
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November 6th, 2009
Ho~Ho~Holy CRAP!
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November 6th, 2009
It must be physically impossible for him to wear regular jeans. He can’t bend over far enough to pull jeans on himself, so he has to wear pants that have suspenders or straps on them instead. Of course, that also raises the question of how he can bend over to put shoes on every day.
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November 6th, 2009
“Cause Women Go Crazy ‘Bout A Sharp Dressed Man!”
That’s where ZZ Top goes to buy their Roadies water.
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November 6th, 2009
doesn’t the bib part of these usually cover your chest and not your pregnant-like belly
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November 6th, 2009
DOES HE HAVE MAN BOOBS?? HE NEEDS A BRA!
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November 6th, 2009
At least the straps are covering his man-boobs… otherwise it would just be indecent.
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November 6th, 2009
DO NOT WANT!
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November 6th, 2009
“..away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutter and threw up.”
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November 6th, 2009
“When the suspenders chafe against my nipples, I find my “erotic-zone”
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November 6th, 2009
Hey, I know the economy is bad…is that a food stamp card being swiped? So much for Christmas!
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November 6th, 2009
Hey! It’s Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard!! He was my favorite haha.
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November 6th, 2009
If Wal Mart followed the “no shoes, no shirt, no service” policy, then who would they have for customers?
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November 6th, 2009
Oh….. wow…..
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November 6th, 2009
Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm! Gimme some o’dat pawpaw!
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November 6th, 2009
Methinks my wife sent me this link because of how much she HATES my one lone set of overalls. And my white beard is no where near as long as this guys… I’m prettier, too!
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November 6th, 2009
These hillbilly jackasses should go walmart in the middle of the night so only the other freaks will see them.
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November 6th, 2009
I wish I knew what that hat said. Damn dude, that is one of the best (or worst) beer guts I have ever seen. You could hide a full grown something in there.
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November 6th, 2009
i hear he’s going to pop any day now…
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November 6th, 2009
Ah yes, cover-alls that don’t quite cover-all
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November 6th, 2009
This picture can be summed up in two letters.
B.O.
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November 6th, 2009
He almost looks pregnant… but I wouldn’t trust him with kids :S
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November 6th, 2009
I think the statement he is making is ” I have completely given up”
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November 6th, 2009
The scariest part of this is I -think- I know him, but the pic is so blurry I can’t tell for sure… >.>
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November 6th, 2009
My guess is Santa’s going commando, too. Ewwwwww! That is not a good mental picture. Ho-ho-ho!!!!!!!
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November 6th, 2009
its so funny that even this guy is too good to drink water from the tap…
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November 6th, 2009
Some people really need to realize that they look like COMPLETE idiots! I mean please! Buy a Dang mirror! Of course if I follow the plan, me and my friends are going to make complete idiots of ourselves in wal*mart! So sorry Tennessee..
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November 6th, 2009
You know that one episode of MST3K, Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues? Remember Old Man Crenshaw, the fat, tobacky-chewin’ inbred guy who lived on the island? You know, the one in the overalls?
Yeah.
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November 6th, 2009
This must be what Kate and Nadia looked like in their final months of pregnancy.
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November 6th, 2009
Honey, put a shirt on please! Otherwise you’re A- OK.
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November 6th, 2009
“Hey dad I didn’t know Santa had boobs!”
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November 6th, 2009
Bad Santa!
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November 6th, 2009
This year it look like we’ll all be giving to Santa’s favorite charity otherwise known as bail.
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November 6th, 2009
Wonder when those twins are due? Must be any day now
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November 6th, 2009
Tennessee, where the people are so nice they will give you the shirt off their back…….literally!
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November 6th, 2009
it’s…OCTOPOP, before giving birth!
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November 7th, 2009
He has bigger tits than Paris Hilton.
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November 7th, 2009
Times are tough even Charlie Daniels has to shop at Wal Mart
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November 7th, 2009
To avoid being mistaken for Santa Claus, PLEASE follow this checklist:
1. invest in hair dye for your beard
2. lose 2 or 3 hundred pounds
3. Don’t shop at Walmart around the holidays… actually don’t shop anywhere for that matter…..
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November 7th, 2009
Ack Ack Ack!!! That is my kids’ grandfather!! (My ex-fatherinlaw)
He lives in Tennessee and I haven’t seen him in about 10 years (yeah, he’s the white trash he appears to be).
Good Lord.
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November 7th, 2009
He looks like the male version of that Kate Gosselin pregnancy picture!!!
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November 7th, 2009
not everyone in Tennessee dresses like this. i assure you. and no, overalls are not considered a shirt in all the counties.
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November 7th, 2009
It’s ZZ no top.
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November 7th, 2009
Yes, it’s Commando Santa. Thank God it’s impossible to sit in his lap…not that anybody’s gonna try to…
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November 7th, 2009
That’s just.. plain disgusting..
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November 7th, 2009
I moved from N.Y. to Tennessee and sadly this is all too common in public and not restricted to Walmart. Sometimes you get lucky and catch the “Mini me” version where there a child that looks just like the adult!
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November 7th, 2009
Better yet ZZ topless.
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November 8th, 2009
This is Jethro Claus….Santa’s poor southern relative…
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November 8th, 2009
Hate to tell you, kids – You’re all getting bottled water for Christmas this year!
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November 8th, 2009
he is just retaining a lot of water-note the case of bottled water he is buying-he is concerned about the quality of water he drinks!!!!
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November 8th, 2009
They are coveralls, but they sure as hell aren’t covering it all!
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November 8th, 2009
He voted for McCain…
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November 8th, 2009
Hide them? I think he ate them! Where is it ok to go shirtless, the bib covers nothing on this man!
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November 8th, 2009
Dang, this boy’s been eatin’ him plenty of smothered pork chops and sawmill gravy. His wife needs to have a Come to Jesus Meetin’ with him bout them overhalls!!
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November 8th, 2009
Et tu, Santy?
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November 8th, 2009
“No, ma’am, I didn’t find everything I needed. Y’all aint got no banjo strings ner micro-moonshinin’ kits.”
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November 9th, 2009
“What ya mean, debit or credit? All I got is gold nuggets in my bibb!”
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November 9th, 2009
Oh, God. I don’t see any underwear under that big ole’ belly.
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November 9th, 2009
So here some sad info. I actually know the cashier, and I also know the guy. I used to work at they walmart and see them all the time. He works at a co-op. Go figure.
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November 9th, 2009
Deliverance. Ned Beatty, run, he’s back and all growed up! This specimen makes me wanna hurl. Someone should teach this thing how to shave. Then how to put some clothes on.
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November 9th, 2009
Um, I think that’s my dad. Seriously.
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November 9th, 2009
Can’t a ZZ Top roadie just hydrate in peace?
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November 9th, 2009
no shiet no shoes no service. anybody ever hear that one?
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November 10th, 2009
HOLLYY F*&$!!!! they dont even reach his chest!
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November 10th, 2009
is that moondog spot or moondog rex?
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November 10th, 2009
AH MY EYES i just wish these were cover alls..
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November 10th, 2009
Hay that looks like the guy that toped at my house last year
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November 13th, 2009
Those are his 6 year old grandsons overalls!
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November 14th, 2009
At least the snaps cover his nipples…
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November 15th, 2009
Dear Santa, STOP EATING CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!!
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November 16th, 2009
“That Bitch” Should teach Bubba Clause how to clean up.
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November 17th, 2009
No no no! It’s Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard. He had to pick up some mason jars for his moonshine!
“Shepard to La sheep, Shepard to La sheep, got the jars get the still ready!”
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November 17th, 2009
oh my god those overall straps are being put to work there. that is a gut and a half.
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November 21st, 2009
Great cut-line!
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November 23rd, 2009
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