Raiden: Walmart Style



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This guy looks like he could roundhouse kick you from 3 aisles away. If I’m going to forward this pic to Mortal Kombat, we are gonna need a name for him.

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  1. khoss

    Everybody was kung fu fighting!!!!

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    November 6th, 2009

  2. mike

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    November 6th, 2009

  3. Bambita

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    November 6th, 2009

  4. Runninron

    That’s actually a shield to keep the aliens from sucking his brains out!

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    November 6th, 2009

  5. Chibimoon

    Fatality!

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    November 6th, 2009

  6. So, he’s not living completely off the grid….he goes to Wal-Mart.
    Thailand’s guerilla’s need their everyday items too ya know.

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    November 6th, 2009

  7. Heee YAH!

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    November 6th, 2009

  8. MADHATTER

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    November 6th, 2009

  9. As big as he is, dude must work for the NFL Network. If not, why’s he wearing a satellite dish on his dome?

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    November 6th, 2009

  10. Dress shirt? Check!
    Camouflage pants? check!
    Rice Paddy hat? CHECK!
    Now we’re ready for work!

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    November 6th, 2009

  11. Lampshade FTW!

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    November 6th, 2009

  12. debbie

    Excuse me sir, a space ship landed on your head.

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    November 6th, 2009

  13. JC

    Make fun of him………I dare you.

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    November 6th, 2009

  14. Dede

    Q: What do you call a very tall and well built man wearing a strangely odd looking rice-picker hat?
    A: Sir

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    November 6th, 2009

  15. is it really you?

    OH MY GOD….RAIDEN IN THE FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!

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    November 6th, 2009

  16. MegaFart

    Perhaps the previous pic of the woman with a spandex half-shirt was Walmart’s version of Sonya Blade.

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    November 6th, 2009

  17. Liz1388

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    November 6th, 2009

  18. dee

    “Finish him”

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    November 6th, 2009

  19. james wood

    FLAWLESS VICTORY on isle five

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    November 6th, 2009

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    November 6th, 2009

  21. joe

    You know you’re a bad ass when you can walk around with a wok on your head.

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    November 6th, 2009

  22. Steve in Houston

    I almost didn’t notice him with the camouflage.

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    November 6th, 2009

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    November 6th, 2009

  24. Allen

    We are not men, we are DEVO

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    November 6th, 2009

  25. Jake1988

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    November 6th, 2009

  26. Mike

    didn’t know there were Wal-Marts in Outworld.

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    November 6th, 2009

  27. dragmein

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    November 6th, 2009

  28. Wood

    guys…..guys…..this is just a new image from 2010’s “Mortal Combat 3: The Battle for Everyday Low Prices”

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    November 6th, 2009

  29. WalMartSux

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    November 6th, 2009

  30. Master Baiter

    I don’t care what anyone says, his hat looks like an upside down bathroom light fixture.

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    November 6th, 2009

  31. elle

    The doppler shows no chance of rain this evening.

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    November 6th, 2009

  32. Wood

    Calm down guys…. this is just a still image from 2010’s blockbuster hit: “Mortal Kombat 3: The Battle for Everyday Low Prices”

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    November 6th, 2009

  33. crystal

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    November 6th, 2009

  34. Mr.Big

    Where is Sub Zero when you need him?????

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    November 6th, 2009

  35. Bunker Bob

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    November 6th, 2009

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    November 6th, 2009

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    November 6th, 2009

  38. ex lax

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    November 6th, 2009

  39. nfl package

    Does he get the sports package all day ticket with that dish?

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    November 6th, 2009

  40. spmblueeyez

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    November 6th, 2009

  41. Bobo

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    November 6th, 2009

  42. Glad I'm not him

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    November 6th, 2009

  43. mem

    Ahem ~ because he CAN.

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    November 6th, 2009

  44. dav

    Raiden finishing a hard day of kicking some noobie’s butt; had one last errand from the Mrs. Raiden, picking up a box of tampons.

    He never imaged his life turning this way.

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    November 6th, 2009

  45. Ted

    I knew that the commies were coming. But emerging from a hole in the ground in a Wal-mart store? I never saw that one coming.

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    November 6th, 2009

  46. Ted

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    November 6th, 2009

  47. Ted

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    November 6th, 2009

  48. Noneya

    Who’s the master?
    Sho’ nuff

    I love that movie.

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    November 6th, 2009

  49. kung fu

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    November 6th, 2009

  50. Ted

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    November 6th, 2009

  51. Ted

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    November 6th, 2009

  52. Ted

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    November 6th, 2009

  53. Steve

    Maybe he wants someone to try to make fun of him, and wears it to see if anyone has the cojones…..

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    November 6th, 2009

  54. UNSHOCKABLE...I think

    Seriously, what IS that? A beige-painted hub cap from a 57 Harvester International pick-up? And if I walked up and asked him, would he answer, or kill me?

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    November 6th, 2009

  55. Granmy

    “Wok Man”

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    November 6th, 2009

  56. jloco1134

    Raiden’s here to save us……on the price of milk with his coupon book from the heavens

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    November 6th, 2009

  57. JINXX

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    November 6th, 2009

  58. DangerPhas

    We’ll call him Wallrai Denmart

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    November 6th, 2009

  59. Karen

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    November 6th, 2009

  60. sam walnuts

    Hey it’s Bruce Leroy!!

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    November 6th, 2009

  61. D-Man

    C’mon Direct TV – please drop this advertising campaign!

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    November 7th, 2009

  62. Johanna in exile

    Now you have all seen the original Leeeeeeerooooy Jeeeeenkiiinnnnns

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    November 7th, 2009

  63. mick

    walmart wally. special function price slasher.

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    November 7th, 2009

  64. YoPappa

    He’s wearing that lampshade because he has sooo many bright ideas :-)

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    November 7th, 2009

  65. Foo bar

    Pick your punchline:

    1) I LIKE LEEEEMONAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2) Raiden…Saves. Flawless. Discount.

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    November 7th, 2009

  66. JamesGT

    right, right, right, Y, Y, B, left, up, Y, Y, Y, A, X, X, X, down, A

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    November 7th, 2009

  67. Chuck Norris

    Who’s he kidding?…
    (Roundhouse kicks computer out of frustration)

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    November 7th, 2009

  68. Willy Wonky

    His wife Chun Li is out in the parking lot ‘finishing’ off Ryu…

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    November 7th, 2009

  69. Bigwood

    FINISH HIM!!!

    FATALITY!!!

    We’re gonna need a cleanup on Aisle 3…

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    November 7th, 2009

  70. Dick Fitzwell

    The retail war has shifted strategy & the ground troops have moved in, lite resistance was found in the condom ailse while heavy resistance was found in the deli – “we lost our pants!” Exclaimed Corporal Granny

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    November 7th, 2009

  71. Nolan

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    November 7th, 2009

  72. Grandmasdrinking

    Microsofts’ new 7.0 system of the umbrella hat. Faster, new features, just as many screw ups.

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    November 7th, 2009

  73. Shadopilot

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    November 7th, 2009

  74. LaBelle1979

    He looks like a big martial arts video game fan.

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    November 7th, 2009

  75. Adam

    *Insert Mortal Combat Narratrion* RAIDEN! VS! SHAO KAHN! ROUND 1! SHOP!

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    November 7th, 2009

  76. Mr Thunderpants

    What’s with all of the haters? Seriously, 70 something comments and 20 of them are hidden? and none of the comments were of men claiming to want to hit the unfortunate Walbeast that the pic was about. Now, I love Raiden’s cool hat, the dress shirt really makes it shine, and the camo pants, oooh.

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    November 7th, 2009

  77. Bella

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    November 7th, 2009

  78. Bella

    Man! I miss Mortal Combat on PS . I had a blast with my boys with it!

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    November 7th, 2009

  79. Underdog

    I’m a lead farmer, motherf***er!

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    November 7th, 2009

  80. breweryboy

    Leroy Sun !!!

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    November 7th, 2009

  81. Danigirl

    That man’s been to Nam one too many times

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    November 7th, 2009

  82. Leslie

    Who got to approach this guy for consent to send in this pic?

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    November 7th, 2009

  83. Jax

    Halloween did just pass by…apparently everyone has forgotten

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    November 7th, 2009

  84. Aw, come-on! He is showing his support for Falcon, the Balloon Boy. The dad must be selling hats as a souvenir.

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    November 7th, 2009

  85. Comox Valley

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    November 7th, 2009

  86. Bobby

    Looks a little too Toasty! to be the real Raiden.

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    November 7th, 2009

  87. toyman

    Trying to get better reception with his satelite dish.

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    November 7th, 2009

  88. bruce

    C’mon man, everybody knows that’s Bruce Leroy.

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    November 8th, 2009

  89. chickychickytata

    oh my god, its chinegro the ninja in camoflouge,

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    November 8th, 2009

  90. Joseph

    He was going business casual that day

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    November 8th, 2009

  91. amber

    after seeing some of the other photos i would dress up like this to protect myself from all the freaks out there-i dunno seems like a protection thing

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    November 8th, 2009

  92. Cody

    Chinack!

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    November 8th, 2009

  93. john

    its andre 3000

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    November 8th, 2009

  94. I didn’t know the Ho Chi Minh trail went through Walmart.

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    November 8th, 2009

  95. Drew

    How about “Billy Raiden”? Maybe “Billy Raiden Cirrus”? His finishing move could be the “Achy Breaky Arc”.

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    November 8th, 2009

  96. Ana

    HOLY FUCK

    THIS GUY IS THE KING

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    November 8th, 2009

  97. I’ve seen this dude’s fatality… he shoved a Jensen 6×9 up a night stocker’s ass.

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    November 10th, 2009

  98. LL

    He thinks he’s a floor lamp – leave him alone!

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    November 10th, 2009

  99. shamrock180

    Where’s Chuck Norris when you need him?

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    November 10th, 2009

  100. Jackie chan’s brotha: Blackie chan

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    November 10th, 2009

  101. BLACK RAYDEN WINS….BROTALITY

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    November 11th, 2009

  102. sim1

    SHO NUFF!!!

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    November 12th, 2009

  103. Casey

    “Thank you for shopping at your Three-Clicks-From-Da-Nang Walmart”

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    November 12th, 2009

  104. Julie

    OK…..I took this picture. I have to tell you, I was terrified he was going to turn around and beat the shit out of me. What you CAN’T see is the fabulous white plastic-rimmed sunglasses he was wearing.

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    November 12th, 2009

  105. Emiliano

    Finish Him!
    You lose………….. Fashion Fatality.

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    November 17th, 2009

  106. TRISHA

    Ok, I get it now..He’s in there buying the X-Files Video because with that wonderful hat on his head maybe he’s expecting to be abducted again by the little green men and wanted to know that ” The Truth is Out There”. He didn’t want to wear the tin foil hat and opted for this small radio dish instead!! Besides he has a long journey ahead of him and needed a movie to watch on the way..

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    November 18th, 2009

  107. Fusion

    Finish Him!!!… please!!!

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    November 21st, 2009

  108. look out for black raidens lightning bolts

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    November 27th, 2009

  109. lok out for black raidens lightning bolts he looks pist

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    November 27th, 2009

  110. Sarah

    FINISH HIM!

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    December 19th, 2009

  111. T-mac

    Fa Qu

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    December 31st, 2009

  112. Fecteau

    I didn’t read EVERY comment… But for a nickname…Maybe Gay-Dan?

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    July 27th, 2010

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