It’s true what they say, “The good ones are either married or under house arrest.” Just my luck.
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Seriously, if I had an monitoring device on my ankle, I’d keep that under some long pants.
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first things first, Is that a man or a woman?
and I feel bad for it’s child…
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She’s the reason i refuse to work at walmart.
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I pray to god this woman has no children.
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has anyone noticed she’s shopping in the baby food aisle? i am guessing this hot piece of a$$ is a great mother!
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I *hate* when the tops of my pants do that….THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS COVER THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello?
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her ankle bracelet sure looks better than that FUPA that she’s sporting. her gut makes me wanna barf.
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She must have been arrested by the fashion police!!
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She must’ve been arrested by the fashion police!
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She must’ve been arrested by the FASHION POLICE!
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you have to be brave to work there…just only look at the ppls faces…or in some cases don’t look at them AT ALL =)
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There is just the littlest part of a boobie peeking out over the box of whatever she has stuffed under her arm………..my bet……….female
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I like how she even rolled the pant legs up to see the ankle bracelet more better maybe? is this a new fashion statement im missing out on??
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Looks like a real life Meg Griffen
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It also depends on if she is on a GPS unit, or only on a base-monitored unit. GPS units can triangulate your precise location (exact or within 3 feet, depending on the technology used) when prompted by a random computerized check by the system, or when the authorities send a locate through. Base-monitored units alert the authorities when the subject has moved beyond the pre-determined range for the ankle monitor, but cannot determine an exact location of the subject.
Again, I am not a criminal, but I do prison ministry and after-care.
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I’m looking for the tattoo to complete the ensemble. Oh, there it is on the right wrist. I weep that someone calls her mom!
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Don’t they usually put the tracking device on the dorsal fin of a sperm whale?
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Why does she have a condom on her head?
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Is this a man or a woman? It looks like a man’s gut but the clothes look like a woman.
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that was a woman…..?
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My god, he looks just like my ex-husband!
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p.s. Thanks also for explaining to us the rules around house arrest devices. We (I, anyway) would have never known.
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Holy crap, its Meg Griffin
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So, is it hot in Illinois or cold in Illinois? Her outfit choices send mixed messages.
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Now wait a second. I have never seen a Walmart with hardwood flooring. I’m going to blow the whistle on this one: that cannot possibly be a Walmart.
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I think it’s a woman not a guy! YUCK. Love the ankle monitor!
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I’m not sure that is female.
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she might just be jamming her bracelet so she can illegally leave. i dont know how this is done, but it can be accomplished. i had a friend on house arrest that would leave anytime he wanted, and not get busted.
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The reason she has a hat on is her hair probably hasn’t been washed in a week. Why she’s embarrassed about that and not the ill-fitting clothes is anyone’s guess!
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no wonder shes under house arrest
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I’m pretty sure that there’s another picture of this person on here with the anklet on!
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Classic!
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What kind of weather warrants a Winter hat and a belly shirt? Maybe the fashion police put that bracelet on her ankle.
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Not for nothin’ but, if I had to wear an ankle monitor, I’d be embarrassed and be trying to hide it.
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How could people ‘dislike” the fact that she needs to hide her fat? Spanx work wonders lady.
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does anyone notice she is in the baby aisle??????
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KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps with flip-flops when not on duty. And speaking of ankle bracelets…
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KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps or ski caps with flip-flops when not on duty. Speaking of ankle bracelets…
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KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps or ski caps with flip-flops when not on duty. And speaking of SF and ankle bracelets…
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Pardon the triple post, the ankle bracelet made me do it.
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Is that the Adidas logo tattooed on the top of her foot just below the monitoring device. All Day I Dream About Shoplifting.
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Some people have absolutely so shame. It’s so pathetic. And her kid will probably be just the same unfortunately
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There’s nothing wrong with that!!!!
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There’s nothing wrong with that!!!!!
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“Damn….my baby daddy ain’t paid me my child support and the government don’t pay for all this….last time I tried to steal s***, I got caught and have to wear this bracelet….maybe I’ll find me a new baby daddy at the Wal-marts.”
Suggestions for her possible baby daddy include, but are not limited to pot jacket guy, middle finger tattoo on his head guy (or really any guy with a tattoo on his head), and most likely pink fuzzy Spyder jacket guy (because they sorta match)
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Wow! That outfit alone ought to be grounds for revocation of House Arrest!
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The baby in the background looks like it’s reaching for her hat.
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Is she shopping for herself or her child lol
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Is that meg from family guy? (:
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Agreed , it is indeed a shame this creature has reproduced but almost as sad is the distasteful activity some poor , lonely, probably homeless person had to go through to make that happen.
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isnt that the fat sister of ” wheres waldo” ???? maybe??
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poor lady or guy she really needed food for her/his baby. feel sorry about him/her
my bf. said you guys should not talk bad about his lover
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What’s really scary here is that she’s shopping in the bayby aisle!! Wait….it IS a SHE isn’t it?
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What is really scary here is that she’s shopping in the BABY aisle…Wait….it IS a SHE isn’t it?
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Why did she tape a roach motel to her ankle?
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Wow… What is my sister doing in Illinois and why does she have that tracking device on her cankle?
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Wait, that’s a girl?
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The old joke about putting a paper bag over her head is surely out. First of all, they could never make enough bags, even if they did, they would all be to small, and finally, the last guy that tried was beaten to death, hence the ankle bracelet, not to mention, she stole some poor 6th graders shirt.
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November 15th, 2009
No one should ever dress like this, not even in a remote mountain cabin with the curtains closed and the lights off, or even on a deserted island with nothing around but a thousand miles of open ocean.
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November 15th, 2009
Are we sure this isn’t a dude “in disguise” as his lady friend so no one will witness him leaving his house? Under aromor hat and jogging tank with a pair or sweats that are all obviously 2 sizes too small, either this “chick” has really let herself go, or it’s a dude.
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November 15th, 2009
Instead of an ankle bracelet they should make her wear a chastity belt. and throw away the key!
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November 15th, 2009
What celeb had an ankle monitoring device? Lindsay Lohan? Maybe she’s a wanna be!
As an aside – I love it, that on a website created to make fun of others, there is such horrific spelling and grammar (and multi-postings). Guess we’re more similar than we want to think. Sigh.
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i was hoping it would be a women but my magic 8 ball says signs are pointing towards no. Meaning it is either 1 and man in desgise as i girl which would explain the anklet for the guy being a under cover cop. 2 it was a guy and got surgury to have kids and become a women or 3 it is just a very very screwed up man with belly fat that needs to be covered up.
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Is that to baby isle!? Lord help us all.
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Is that the baby isle?! Lord help us all…
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OMG… It’s Meg from Family Guy in real life!
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November 16th, 2009
she must live close by…
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i love that it’s warm enough for the free-boobin’ braless tank top, flip flops, and paper thin rolled up pants…yet she’s wearing a beanie? listen honey, i think the heat isn’t the only thing you need to worry about escaping from your head. if only there was some sort of hat/accessory that could have contained the common sense.
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did anyone noyice her ankle braclet.
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Article very interesting, I will necessarily add it in the selected works and I will visit this site
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November 17th, 2009
Ok if you are under house arrest how do you come to walmart?
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November 17th, 2009
The first rule of anyone with a tracking device on their ankle should surely be, wear long pants.
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November 17th, 2009
If the rule of “never leave the house in something you wouldn’t want your grandmother or child to see” holds true for her….then I don’t want to see the Muffin-Top Family reunion they hold every year at the county jail.
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November 19th, 2009
It’s probably a dude getting some baby food to lure kids to his house so he can rape them and not have to leave…
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November 19th, 2009
OMG I THINK THATS IN OUR TOWNS WALMART AHHHHH!!!!!!
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November 19th, 2009
Sure she can go to Walmart with that around her ankle, Her home on wheels is probally in the parking lot.
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November 19th, 2009
Her home is probally in the parking lot on wheels
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November 19th, 2009
poor baby. no not her! she’s shoplifting in the baby aisle. nice ankle bracelet. surely to become a family heirloom!
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November 20th, 2009
House arrest, how in the heck are they in Wal-mart????
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November 22nd, 2009
Hi. This is a super post!
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November 22nd, 2009
I call bullshit! What Walmart you know have hardwood floors?
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November 24th, 2009
Why are the ones wearing ankle bracelets always in the baby section?? We need to offer spays and neuters for them…
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November 25th, 2009
What’s more concerning? The ankle bracelet, or the fact that she has offspring?
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November 29th, 2009
Ok umm, I find it REALLY distrubing that the wal creature is apparently gender neutral, but on top of that buying baby supplies, which in turn means some one had sex with this person, which in turn means, EWWWWWWW
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November 29th, 2009
no, wat is truly sad is that she’s on house arrest. check the ankle bracelet
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November 30th, 2009
wow she is on house arrest
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December 5th, 2009
Well, I officially feel better about myself.
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December 7th, 2009
And once again my thoughts move to how stupid people shouldnt breed…Sigh
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December 8th, 2009
I’VE GOT TO HURRY AND GET BACK HOME AND RE-ACTIVATE THIS ANKLE BRACELET BEFORE THEY REALIZE I’M GONE….BUT I JUST COULD NOT FACE ANOTHER MOMENT WITH SOME SNICKER DOODLES.
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December 10th, 2009
Thank you for a good story, I really enjoyed your blog. Be sure to give a link to your friends!
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December 27th, 2009
“oh, that thing. Don’t worry about it. It only goes off if i’m within 100 yards of a school or playground”
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January 16th, 2010
I see a lot of comments on her addressing the PAT from SNL reject as SHE. Really, can you tell he or she? Do you think she from the pink hat, or he from the blue pants? I am confused on either count. Is it a chick with little boobs or a guy with man boobs? AAAAAAGGGHHH!
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January 16th, 2010
Its actually a SCRAM bracelet…monitors the level of alcohol in your system through sweat
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January 23rd, 2010
Good Luck
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January 24th, 2010
Maybe she’s going to a baby shower. Hopefully. I also hope she changes before she gets there.
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January 25th, 2010
how could she be at walmart is she is under house arrest………?
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January 28th, 2010
Payday loan
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February 1st, 2010
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