First off.. I cant tell if this WalCreature is male or female?! Second… I wasnt aware that you could leave home to go to Wally World w/a house arrest bracelet on your ankle!!
It COULD be a pedometer!…….. It’s not, but…. it COULD be! Maybe she decided to go for a jog……in her flip flops…….and her hospital pants…. and her toq…….ah screw it… she’s under house arrest.
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November 13th, 2009
Mel
I find it ironic that the ads on this page, at this moment in time, happen to be tips for a flat belly.
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November 13th, 2009
J's Mom
That box that she is buying is breast pads..I wonder how she keeps them in as it doesn’t look like she is wearing a bra.
I am sure that this one not only escaped from house arrest but left her baby there to fend off the cops.
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November 13th, 2009
lj
omg….lol!! I love the comments posted….
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November 13th, 2009
hotmama
omg “it” is in the baby isle. This is a classic example that some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed….. wonder if she was able to get to wal-mart because her house was parked in the parking lot ha ha ha.
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November 13th, 2009
Mandas
I like how she had to go thru the effort to scrunch her pants legs UP in order to show off that classy piece of jewelry!
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November 13th, 2009
ANON
Umm…….they are buying breast pads… thats what that box is…but seriously, I thought the point of an ankle device was to NOT leave the house with it on…
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November 13th, 2009
Annabanana
A muffin top AND back fat? Add some kind of canned vegetable and a beverage and you’ll have a full meal!
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November 13th, 2009
Grandmasdrinking
Is that prison jewelry for being criminally stupid? It’s cold in Illinois, put on some clothes before more tax dollars are spent treating her pnuemonia, in addtiion to her welfare and child support. So much for hoping that winter would cause these queens to cover up.
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November 13th, 2009
Middle
Oh, no. Someone told her she was sexy and that having legal issues is cool. She is getting some very poor advice.
Not sure if its the gut out of the shirt, The fact its prolly could judging by the beanie and choice not to wear more cloths or the “anklet” but im not sure u need to bye my kid a baby gift. Just go ahead and skip us this year.
Hey, a girl has the right to buy some (industrial-sized) tampons, even if she’s on house arrest!
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November 13th, 2009
AZsoxfan
poor kid, he’s going to get beat up in elementary school for sure. First time she (it is a she right?) comes to pick him up from school it is all over.
haha ok, so the ankle bracelet is actually an alcohol monitor, it for DUI arrests!!!- but either way WOW!!!! I think if I were wearing the bracelet I’d be wearing pants no matter how the weather was!!! 2. the poor baby that grows up in that environment!!!!
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November 13th, 2009
JEWbastard
did she get pinched for walking in public with her front butt hanging out?
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November 13th, 2009
Matty P
At first I thought this was just an average picture…girl with a muffin top and a shirt three sizes too small. Then when you scroll down…BAM…police tether! Classy lassy.
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November 13th, 2009
ASHLEY NICOLE
She’s the reason i refuse to work at walmart.
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November 13th, 2009
calicke
Ok…so she looks so familiar…and I am so glad that she is not “shy” and came out to play so we can have this wonderful picture for our own amusement.
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November 13th, 2009
Todd
Has there ever been a more perfect Wal-Creature? I mean, where else would you ever expect to find someone dressed like this?
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November 13th, 2009
AZsoxfan
i have woken up from a night of binge drinking more drunk then the night before and was able to compose my self better than that.
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November 13th, 2009
Angie
I am not sure which is more disturbing: the image itself OR the fact that she’s shopping for baby food…
Sad thing is that she is caring for another being by the looks of the isle she is on. CPS STAT!!!
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November 13th, 2009
like-em-big
give her some credit she does have her toe’s done!
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November 13th, 2009
Melanie
I continue to be amazed every time I check out this site. What a classy broad. Her “outfit” is bad enough, as well as the muffin top out for some air…but since when is it a cool thing to show off your ankle monitor? Show some shame??
Look at that stomach… I guarantee you this broad had a c section.
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November 13th, 2009
LMFO
She must have been arrested by the fashion police!!
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November 13th, 2009
April
uh ohh, her tummy came untucked ;P
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November 13th, 2009
Steveo
Quit talking smack on my lady!
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November 13th, 2009
JambiBo
She must’ve been arrested by the fashion police!
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November 13th, 2009
Bambi
She must’ve been arrested by the FASHION POLICE!
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November 13th, 2009
Fordf150
She’s on House Arrest for jacking 4 bags of cheeseburgers from White Castle
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November 13th, 2009
GRIFFIN0827
OK, for all of you that do not live in the wonderful Midwest, this is the norm for freaks out here. Very few have the brain capacity for common sense. If anyone has space for a normal Midwestern girl, please get me out of here!!!!! ^.^
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November 13th, 2009
grace
you have to be brave to work there…just only look at the ppls faces…or in some cases don’t look at them AT ALL =)
There is just the littlest part of a boobie peeking out over the box of whatever she has stuffed under her arm………..my bet……….female
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November 13th, 2009
Jerricha
if you notice..her pants are rolled up to display her house arrest anklet…maybe there is a lot of crime in that wal mart…and she just doesn’t want to get jumped in the babyfood section………………..i know i find nothing more intimidating the a pink stocking cap, muffin tops AND a house arrest band..makes me think twice before attacking.
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November 13th, 2009
NotRequired
Maybe its a Lo-jack system?? Who the hell would want to take her is another topic..
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November 13th, 2009
Brittney
I like how she even rolled the pant legs up to see the ankle bracelet more better maybe? is this a new fashion statement im missing out on??
This Ex-Governor Blago – taken in the year 2012. Didn’t want anyone to notice him so he’s dressed up with his wife’s clothes but alas, they just wouldn’t fit.
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November 13th, 2009
JJ79
HARLEYGURL, depends on the type of supervision she is on. Each person on a monitor has a base unit in their home. Some are not allowed to leave home at all (or go outside of a certain distance of their base unit) and the authorities will be notified when the base unit sends a signal that it cannot locate the monitor. Some are allowed to leave home between certain hours (like to run to WalMart or go to work.) And of course, depending on the supervisory officer, they may be given special permission to make a trip somewhere.
It also depends on if she is on a GPS unit, or only on a base-monitored unit. GPS units can triangulate your precise location (exact or within 3 feet, depending on the technology used) when prompted by a random computerized check by the system, or when the authorities send a locate through. Base-monitored units alert the authorities when the subject has moved beyond the pre-determined range for the ankle monitor, but cannot determine an exact location of the subject.
Again, I am not a criminal, but I do prison ministry and after-care.
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November 13th, 2009
2fish
I’m looking for the tattoo to complete the ensemble. Oh, there it is on the right wrist. I weep that someone calls her mom!
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November 13th, 2009
theperfectweld
It’s pretty bad when the only place your fanny pack will fit is around your ankle.
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November 13th, 2009
BMAN
Don’t they usually put the tracking device on the dorsal fin of a sperm whale?
Is this a man or a woman? It looks like a man’s gut but the clothes look like a woman.
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November 13th, 2009
Anne
that was a woman…..?
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November 13th, 2009
PHIR
My god, he looks just like my ex-husband!
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November 13th, 2009
buster
Recidivist Smurf………
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November 13th, 2009
NDB
@JJ79 ~ That’s awesome you do prison ministry and after care. Many kudos to you, and my prayers are with you!!!!
p.s. Thanks also for explaining to us the rules around house arrest devices. We (I, anyway) would have never known.
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November 13th, 2009
Delirious Dan
Her crime? Well, wearing that outfit might do for starters…
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November 13th, 2009
TOYMAN
The Health Department said you had crabs but I don’t think the bug zapper on your ankle will help much.
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November 13th, 2009
Alicen
Holy crap, its Meg Griffin
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November 13th, 2009
Sancho
Quick! Tie her tubes before she reproduces again!
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November 13th, 2009
Marc
Someone needs to invent ankle bracelets that have powerful electro-magnets in them, so that when she is approached by a stiffy the magnets energize and lock her legs together not allowing penetration…We have to do something to stop these Wal-creatures from reproducing…
Ok, I am naive, I have never worn or non anyone who has worn an ankle monitor. Do you have to leave it uncovered or do these morons just think it’s cool to show off how ‘bad’ they are?
So, is it hot in Illinois or cold in Illinois? Her outfit choices send mixed messages.
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November 13th, 2009
Matthew Spencer-Kociol
Now wait a second. I have never seen a Walmart with hardwood flooring. I’m going to blow the whistle on this one: that cannot possibly be a Walmart.
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November 13th, 2009
Sharon
I think it’s a woman not a guy! YUCK. Love the ankle monitor!
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November 13th, 2009
fartsauce
I’m not sure that is female.
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November 13th, 2009
Kevin
Hey hey hey, lets not get judgemental, maybe her home IS Walmart.
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November 13th, 2009
raoul
she might just be jamming her bracelet so she can illegally leave. i dont know how this is done, but it can be accomplished. i had a friend on house arrest that would leave anytime he wanted, and not get busted.
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November 13th, 2009
why
The reason she has a hat on is her hair probably hasn’t been washed in a week. Why she’s embarrassed about that and not the ill-fitting clothes is anyone’s guess!
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November 13th, 2009
Sean
no wonder shes under house arrest
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November 13th, 2009
Amanda
I’m pretty sure that there’s another picture of this person on here with the anklet on!
What is wrong with you people !!! I think she looks very pretty.
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November 13th, 2009
ME
I just don’t understand why people advertise that they are on house arrest. Either they don’t care that people see it, or they are just showing off and proud to be on it.
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November 13th, 2009
India
How could people ‘dislike” the fact that she needs to hide her fat? Spanx work wonders lady.
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November 13th, 2009
jodz
does anyone notice she is in the baby aisle??????
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November 14th, 2009
Uncle Ivan
KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps with flip-flops when not on duty. And speaking of ankle bracelets…
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November 14th, 2009
Uncle Ivan
KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps or ski caps with flip-flops when not on duty. Speaking of ankle bracelets…
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November 14th, 2009
Uncle Ivan
KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps or ski caps with flip-flops when not on duty. And speaking of SF and ankle bracelets…
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November 14th, 2009
cherry
And you thought you were embarassed by YOUR mom.
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November 14th, 2009
Uncle Ivan
Pardon the triple post, the ankle bracelet made me do it.
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November 14th, 2009
ChiefMumbo
Is that the Adidas logo tattooed on the top of her foot just below the monitoring device. All Day I Dream About Shoplifting.
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November 14th, 2009
aprilicious
Some people have absolutely so shame. It’s so pathetic. And her kid will probably be just the same unfortunately
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November 14th, 2009
Kris
There’s nothing wrong with that!!!!
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November 14th, 2009
Kris
There’s nothing wrong with that!!!!!
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November 14th, 2009
KingReg
Why has she taped a roach motel to her ankle?
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November 14th, 2009
GossipGirl88
Because quite clearly going all LL Cool J circa 1997 with your pants is an awesome way to show how tough you are. I can only imagine that cell phone conversation:
“Damn….my baby daddy ain’t paid me my child support and the government don’t pay for all this….last time I tried to steal s***, I got caught and have to wear this bracelet….maybe I’ll find me a new baby daddy at the Wal-marts.”
Suggestions for her possible baby daddy include, but are not limited to pot jacket guy, middle finger tattoo on his head guy (or really any guy with a tattoo on his head), and most likely pink fuzzy Spyder jacket guy (because they sorta match)
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November 14th, 2009
Stillapill
Wow! That outfit alone ought to be grounds for revocation of House Arrest!
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November 14th, 2009
GeneralDibs
The baby in the background looks like it’s reaching for her hat.
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November 14th, 2009
sally
Is she shopping for herself or her child lol
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November 14th, 2009
Janel
Is that meg from family guy? (:
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November 14th, 2009
J
Maybe my standards have been eroded by this site but all I can think is, “Ah, how nice: Her ass and her tits are adequately covered.”
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November 14th, 2009
FormerWalmartian
Agreed , it is indeed a shame this creature has reproduced but almost as sad is the distasteful activity some poor , lonely, probably homeless person had to go through to make that happen.
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November 14th, 2009
simon
isnt that the fat sister of ” wheres waldo” ???? maybe??
YOU A**ES! i HAVE TO GO GET FOOD FOR MY KID! IT IS OK FOR ME TO DO THAT! I DONT LIKE LONG PANTS! SO WHAT! YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE FUNNY WITH YOUR STUPID PICTURES AND TALK! IM A GOOD MOM. YOU PEOPLE DON’T NO NOTHING! I JUS HAD A BABY. AT LEAST IM GETTIN SUM. YOU GUYS SURE ARENT! I DEMAN YOU TAKE MY PICKTURE OFF OF HERE! NOW!!!!!!
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November 14th, 2009
KingReg
Why did she tape a roach motel to her ankle?
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November 14th, 2009
Wal Jockey
Wow… What is my sister doing in Illinois and why does she have that tracking device on her cankle?
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November 14th, 2009
PhoPho
Wait, that’s a girl?
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November 14th, 2009
Bob
Just the kind of girl you’d bring home to Mom. Wait.. Mom is that you?
The old joke about putting a paper bag over her head is surely out. First of all, they could never make enough bags, even if they did, they would all be to small, and finally, the last guy that tried was beaten to death, hence the ankle bracelet, not to mention, she stole some poor 6th graders shirt.
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November 15th, 2009
JB
No one should ever dress like this, not even in a remote mountain cabin with the curtains closed and the lights off, or even on a deserted island with nothing around but a thousand miles of open ocean.
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November 15th, 2009
OH MY EYES
Are we sure this isn’t a dude “in disguise” as his lady friend so no one will witness him leaving his house? Under aromor hat and jogging tank with a pair or sweats that are all obviously 2 sizes too small, either this “chick” has really let herself go, or it’s a dude.
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November 15th, 2009
pigputty1
Instead of an ankle bracelet they should make her wear a chastity belt. and throw away the key!
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November 15th, 2009
BytchEPoo
What celeb had an ankle monitoring device? Lindsay Lohan? Maybe she’s a wanna be!
As an aside – I love it, that on a website created to make fun of others, there is such horrific spelling and grammar (and multi-postings). Guess we’re more similar than we want to think. Sigh.
i was hoping it would be a women but my magic 8 ball says signs are pointing towards no. Meaning it is either 1 and man in desgise as i girl which would explain the anklet for the guy being a under cover cop. 2 it was a guy and got surgury to have kids and become a women or 3 it is just a very very screwed up man with belly fat that needs to be covered up.
i love that it’s warm enough for the free-boobin’ braless tank top, flip flops, and paper thin rolled up pants…yet she’s wearing a beanie? listen honey, i think the heat isn’t the only thing you need to worry about escaping from your head. if only there was some sort of hat/accessory that could have contained the common sense.
Article very interesting, I will necessarily add it in the selected works and I will visit this site
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November 17th, 2009
Maggie
Ok if you are under house arrest how do you come to walmart?
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November 17th, 2009
Obtusian
The first rule of anyone with a tracking device on their ankle should surely be, wear long pants.
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November 17th, 2009
Michelle
If the rule of “never leave the house in something you wouldn’t want your grandmother or child to see” holds true for her….then I don’t want to see the Muffin-Top Family reunion they hold every year at the county jail.
I call bullshit! What Walmart you know have hardwood floors?
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November 24th, 2009
Todd
Why are the ones wearing ankle bracelets always in the baby section?? We need to offer spays and neuters for them…
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November 25th, 2009
Dj
What’s more concerning? The ankle bracelet, or the fact that she has offspring?
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November 29th, 2009
Rusty Shackleford
Ok umm, I find it REALLY distrubing that the wal creature is apparently gender neutral, but on top of that buying baby supplies, which in turn means some one had sex with this person, which in turn means, EWWWWWWW
no, wat is truly sad is that she’s on house arrest. check the ankle bracelet
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November 30th, 2009
brittany
wow she is on house arrest
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December 5th, 2009
Eden
Well, I officially feel better about myself.
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December 7th, 2009
Angie
And once again my thoughts move to how stupid people shouldnt breed…Sigh
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December 8th, 2009
rubea ross
I’VE GOT TO HURRY AND GET BACK HOME AND RE-ACTIVATE THIS ANKLE BRACELET BEFORE THEY REALIZE I’M GONE….BUT I JUST COULD NOT FACE ANOTHER MOMENT WITH SOME SNICKER DOODLES.
Thank you for a good story, I really enjoyed your blog. Be sure to give a link to your friends!
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December 27th, 2009
Hendo
“oh, that thing. Don’t worry about it. It only goes off if i’m within 100 yards of a school or playground”
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January 16th, 2010
Old Marine
I see a lot of comments on her addressing the PAT from SNL reject as SHE. Really, can you tell he or she? Do you think she from the pink hat, or he from the blue pants? I am confused on either count. Is it a chick with little boobs or a guy with man boobs? AAAAAAGGGHHH!
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Seriously, if I had an monitoring device on my ankle, I’d keep that under some long pants.
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first things first, Is that a man or a woman?
and I feel bad for it’s child…
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She’s the reason i refuse to work at walmart.
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I pray to god this woman has no children.
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has anyone noticed she’s shopping in the baby food aisle? i am guessing this hot piece of a$$ is a great mother!
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I *hate* when the tops of my pants do that….THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS COVER THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello?
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her ankle bracelet sure looks better than that FUPA that she’s sporting. her gut makes me wanna barf.
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She must have been arrested by the fashion police!!
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She must’ve been arrested by the fashion police!
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November 13th, 2009
She must’ve been arrested by the FASHION POLICE!
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you have to be brave to work there…just only look at the ppls faces…or in some cases don’t look at them AT ALL =)
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There is just the littlest part of a boobie peeking out over the box of whatever she has stuffed under her arm………..my bet……….female
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I like how she even rolled the pant legs up to see the ankle bracelet more better maybe? is this a new fashion statement im missing out on??
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November 13th, 2009
Looks like a real life Meg Griffen
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November 13th, 2009
It also depends on if she is on a GPS unit, or only on a base-monitored unit. GPS units can triangulate your precise location (exact or within 3 feet, depending on the technology used) when prompted by a random computerized check by the system, or when the authorities send a locate through. Base-monitored units alert the authorities when the subject has moved beyond the pre-determined range for the ankle monitor, but cannot determine an exact location of the subject.
Again, I am not a criminal, but I do prison ministry and after-care.
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I’m looking for the tattoo to complete the ensemble. Oh, there it is on the right wrist. I weep that someone calls her mom!
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Don’t they usually put the tracking device on the dorsal fin of a sperm whale?
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Why does she have a condom on her head?
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Is this a man or a woman? It looks like a man’s gut but the clothes look like a woman.
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November 13th, 2009
that was a woman…..?
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November 13th, 2009
My god, he looks just like my ex-husband!
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November 13th, 2009
p.s. Thanks also for explaining to us the rules around house arrest devices. We (I, anyway) would have never known.
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Holy crap, its Meg Griffin
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November 13th, 2009
So, is it hot in Illinois or cold in Illinois? Her outfit choices send mixed messages.
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November 13th, 2009
Now wait a second. I have never seen a Walmart with hardwood flooring. I’m going to blow the whistle on this one: that cannot possibly be a Walmart.
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November 13th, 2009
I think it’s a woman not a guy! YUCK. Love the ankle monitor!
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I’m not sure that is female.
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she might just be jamming her bracelet so she can illegally leave. i dont know how this is done, but it can be accomplished. i had a friend on house arrest that would leave anytime he wanted, and not get busted.
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November 13th, 2009
The reason she has a hat on is her hair probably hasn’t been washed in a week. Why she’s embarrassed about that and not the ill-fitting clothes is anyone’s guess!
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November 13th, 2009
no wonder shes under house arrest
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November 13th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that there’s another picture of this person on here with the anklet on!
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November 13th, 2009
Classic!
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November 13th, 2009
What kind of weather warrants a Winter hat and a belly shirt? Maybe the fashion police put that bracelet on her ankle.
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November 13th, 2009
Not for nothin’ but, if I had to wear an ankle monitor, I’d be embarrassed and be trying to hide it.
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November 13th, 2009
How could people ‘dislike” the fact that she needs to hide her fat? Spanx work wonders lady.
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November 13th, 2009
does anyone notice she is in the baby aisle??????
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November 14th, 2009
KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps with flip-flops when not on duty. And speaking of ankle bracelets…
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KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps or ski caps with flip-flops when not on duty. Speaking of ankle bracelets…
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KCMookie: WTF? Not to be the fashion police, and with complete disregard to the anklet, who the hell wears a ski cap with flip-flops?
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Oddly enough, Special Forces have been known to wear black skull caps or ski caps with flip-flops when not on duty. And speaking of SF and ankle bracelets…
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November 14th, 2009
Pardon the triple post, the ankle bracelet made me do it.
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November 14th, 2009
Is that the Adidas logo tattooed on the top of her foot just below the monitoring device. All Day I Dream About Shoplifting.
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November 14th, 2009
Some people have absolutely so shame. It’s so pathetic. And her kid will probably be just the same unfortunately
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November 14th, 2009
There’s nothing wrong with that!!!!
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November 14th, 2009
There’s nothing wrong with that!!!!!
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November 14th, 2009
“Damn….my baby daddy ain’t paid me my child support and the government don’t pay for all this….last time I tried to steal s***, I got caught and have to wear this bracelet….maybe I’ll find me a new baby daddy at the Wal-marts.”
Suggestions for her possible baby daddy include, but are not limited to pot jacket guy, middle finger tattoo on his head guy (or really any guy with a tattoo on his head), and most likely pink fuzzy Spyder jacket guy (because they sorta match)
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November 14th, 2009
Wow! That outfit alone ought to be grounds for revocation of House Arrest!
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November 14th, 2009
The baby in the background looks like it’s reaching for her hat.
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November 14th, 2009
Is she shopping for herself or her child lol
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November 14th, 2009
Is that meg from family guy? (:
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Agreed , it is indeed a shame this creature has reproduced but almost as sad is the distasteful activity some poor , lonely, probably homeless person had to go through to make that happen.
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November 14th, 2009
isnt that the fat sister of ” wheres waldo” ???? maybe??
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November 14th, 2009
poor lady or guy she really needed food for her/his baby. feel sorry about him/her
my bf. said you guys should not talk bad about his lover
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November 14th, 2009
What’s really scary here is that she’s shopping in the bayby aisle!! Wait….it IS a SHE isn’t it?
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What is really scary here is that she’s shopping in the BABY aisle…Wait….it IS a SHE isn’t it?
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Why did she tape a roach motel to her ankle?
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November 14th, 2009
Wow… What is my sister doing in Illinois and why does she have that tracking device on her cankle?
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November 14th, 2009
Wait, that’s a girl?
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November 15th, 2009
The old joke about putting a paper bag over her head is surely out. First of all, they could never make enough bags, even if they did, they would all be to small, and finally, the last guy that tried was beaten to death, hence the ankle bracelet, not to mention, she stole some poor 6th graders shirt.
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November 15th, 2009
No one should ever dress like this, not even in a remote mountain cabin with the curtains closed and the lights off, or even on a deserted island with nothing around but a thousand miles of open ocean.
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November 15th, 2009
Are we sure this isn’t a dude “in disguise” as his lady friend so no one will witness him leaving his house? Under aromor hat and jogging tank with a pair or sweats that are all obviously 2 sizes too small, either this “chick” has really let herself go, or it’s a dude.
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November 15th, 2009
Instead of an ankle bracelet they should make her wear a chastity belt. and throw away the key!
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November 15th, 2009
What celeb had an ankle monitoring device? Lindsay Lohan? Maybe she’s a wanna be!
As an aside – I love it, that on a website created to make fun of others, there is such horrific spelling and grammar (and multi-postings). Guess we’re more similar than we want to think. Sigh.
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i was hoping it would be a women but my magic 8 ball says signs are pointing towards no. Meaning it is either 1 and man in desgise as i girl which would explain the anklet for the guy being a under cover cop. 2 it was a guy and got surgury to have kids and become a women or 3 it is just a very very screwed up man with belly fat that needs to be covered up.
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November 15th, 2009
Is that to baby isle!? Lord help us all.
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November 16th, 2009
Is that the baby isle?! Lord help us all…
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November 16th, 2009
OMG… It’s Meg from Family Guy in real life!
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November 16th, 2009
she must live close by…
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November 16th, 2009
i love that it’s warm enough for the free-boobin’ braless tank top, flip flops, and paper thin rolled up pants…yet she’s wearing a beanie? listen honey, i think the heat isn’t the only thing you need to worry about escaping from your head. if only there was some sort of hat/accessory that could have contained the common sense.
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November 16th, 2009
did anyone noyice her ankle braclet.
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November 16th, 2009
Article very interesting, I will necessarily add it in the selected works and I will visit this site
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November 17th, 2009
Ok if you are under house arrest how do you come to walmart?
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November 17th, 2009
The first rule of anyone with a tracking device on their ankle should surely be, wear long pants.
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November 17th, 2009
If the rule of “never leave the house in something you wouldn’t want your grandmother or child to see” holds true for her….then I don’t want to see the Muffin-Top Family reunion they hold every year at the county jail.
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November 19th, 2009
It’s probably a dude getting some baby food to lure kids to his house so he can rape them and not have to leave…
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November 19th, 2009
OMG I THINK THATS IN OUR TOWNS WALMART AHHHHH!!!!!!
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November 19th, 2009
Sure she can go to Walmart with that around her ankle, Her home on wheels is probally in the parking lot.
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November 19th, 2009
Her home is probally in the parking lot on wheels
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November 19th, 2009
poor baby. no not her! she’s shoplifting in the baby aisle. nice ankle bracelet. surely to become a family heirloom!
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November 20th, 2009
House arrest, how in the heck are they in Wal-mart????
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November 22nd, 2009
Hi. This is a super post!
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November 22nd, 2009
I call bullshit! What Walmart you know have hardwood floors?
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November 24th, 2009
Why are the ones wearing ankle bracelets always in the baby section?? We need to offer spays and neuters for them…
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November 25th, 2009
What’s more concerning? The ankle bracelet, or the fact that she has offspring?
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November 29th, 2009
Ok umm, I find it REALLY distrubing that the wal creature is apparently gender neutral, but on top of that buying baby supplies, which in turn means some one had sex with this person, which in turn means, EWWWWWWW
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November 29th, 2009
no, wat is truly sad is that she’s on house arrest. check the ankle bracelet
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November 30th, 2009
wow she is on house arrest
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December 5th, 2009
Well, I officially feel better about myself.
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December 7th, 2009
And once again my thoughts move to how stupid people shouldnt breed…Sigh
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December 8th, 2009
I’VE GOT TO HURRY AND GET BACK HOME AND RE-ACTIVATE THIS ANKLE BRACELET BEFORE THEY REALIZE I’M GONE….BUT I JUST COULD NOT FACE ANOTHER MOMENT WITH SOME SNICKER DOODLES.
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December 10th, 2009
Thank you for a good story, I really enjoyed your blog. Be sure to give a link to your friends!
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December 27th, 2009
“oh, that thing. Don’t worry about it. It only goes off if i’m within 100 yards of a school or playground”
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January 16th, 2010
I see a lot of comments on her addressing the PAT from SNL reject as SHE. Really, can you tell he or she? Do you think she from the pink hat, or he from the blue pants? I am confused on either count. Is it a chick with little boobs or a guy with man boobs? AAAAAAGGGHHH!
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January 16th, 2010
Its actually a SCRAM bracelet…monitors the level of alcohol in your system through sweat
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January 23rd, 2010
Good Luck
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January 24th, 2010
Maybe she’s going to a baby shower. Hopefully. I also hope she changes before she gets there.
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January 25th, 2010
how could she be at walmart is she is under house arrest………?
January 28th, 2010
Payday loan
February 1st, 2010
are you kidding me? is that a guy?
February 17th, 2010
she got caught shoplifting baby food again
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March 1st, 2010
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March 18th, 2010
Set your life easier get the loans and all you want.
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May 7th, 2010
& she rolled up her pant legs to show it off. Now THAT’S class!
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August 14th, 2010
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