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We Don’t Want To Get TOO Formal



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“These Keys looked bigger when I tried them on.”

Washington

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  1. NEWT

    Hmmm … DID I WASH MY HANDS BEFORE LEAVING THE RESTROOM??

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    September 5th, 2009

  2. shadopilot

    Just terrible, I thought you had to wear a shirt in stores.

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    September 5th, 2009

  3. shadopilot

    Is that a giant box of wine in his cart?

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    September 5th, 2009

  4. fine print

    Yeah…

    It looks like Italian wine at that…. :-)

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    September 5th, 2009

  5. Sara

    What happened to the ‘No shirt, No shoes, No service’ rule?!?

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    September 5th, 2009

  6. VOM

    Absolutely disgusting! As for the “No shirt….” rule; I don’t think Wal-Mart has one, do they? Walmart will take anyone.

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    September 5th, 2009

  7. Andy

    Yes, they do have the no shirt rule, I work there.
    He shouldn’t have been let in.

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    September 6th, 2009

  8. Good grief…. do these people not have a mirror, or know how to use one.

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    September 6th, 2009

  9. kshank

    No Shirt No Service, some people I guess know no better.

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    September 6th, 2009

  10. Phil

    When did David Allan Coe cut his hair off and shave

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    September 6th, 2009

  11. Sis

    Can you do that?

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    September 6th, 2009

  12. Kevin

    And you all make fun of West Virginia?

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    September 6th, 2009

  13. taco tuesday

    Hey, front butt is lookin good!!!

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    September 7th, 2009

  14. EscapeFromWA

    Washington? My guess is this was taken in Spokane or areas surrounding Spokane. The redneck gene pool is deep around that part of Washington.

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    September 7th, 2009

  15. Dan Blocker

    This guy has got to be returning a pregnancy test kit…..

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    September 7th, 2009

  16. Tink

    No Shoes, No Shirt , No Service. ………. Wear clothes when you go shopping no one wants to see that.

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    September 7th, 2009

  17. Tidbit

    What happens to all that flab when he unbuttons his shorts?

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    September 7th, 2009

  18. Diane

    Yes, we at Wal Mart do have a no shirt, no shoes, no service rule, he should not have been let in. Many of the people would have been stopped at the front door of the store I work in. This entire is too funny!!!!

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    September 8th, 2009

  19. Bob

    Washington needs the law: “No shirt, no service”.

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    September 8th, 2009

  20. darralyckswife

    this is why “shirts ARE reqired!”

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    September 9th, 2009

  21. max

    hurry up, my water just broke!!

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    September 10th, 2009

  22. ann

    oh man….

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    September 10th, 2009

  23. Mike

    Hey, that’s my neighbor! and yes, I’m from Spokane Valley!!

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    September 10th, 2009

  24. lakelady

    Oh, I recognize him! Ward Churchill after he was fired from U of Colorado for misconduct. I guess he didn’t learn his lesson.

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    September 11th, 2009

  25. Adam

    No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service
    Well apparently Walmart is lettin that one slide

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    September 11th, 2009

  26. Brian

    What is Rosie O’Donnell doing in Washington? And why is she parading around Walmart topless?

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    September 12th, 2009

  27. WildBill

    why is it that only white people can get away with that no shirt rule? and why doesn’t he have man boobs? he needs them to balance out his disgusting physique

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    September 12th, 2009

  28. wolfee

    Please, oh, please tell me he isn’t holding a doll in his hand…….Is it a doll???? poor little girl……in the basement….

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    September 12th, 2009

  29. smarie

    Looks like the baby’s due in about 4 months.

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    September 13th, 2009

  30. Marli

    He was rocking the beer gut, and I love the way he’s not ashamed…Rockin the beer gut, well it’s just some extra love around his waist…. BLAH!

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    September 13th, 2009

  31. amanda

    whatever happened to “no shirt, no shoes, no service”????

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    September 15th, 2009

  32. Jen

    He’s got his butt on backwards!!! ROFL

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    September 15th, 2009

  33. billc

    No shirt – no service – no common sense. Is that a supersize box of wine in the cart?

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    September 21st, 2009

  34. Trixie Davis

    look closely at those tats! They are images of his brood . Where was the lifeguard at that gene pool ????

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    September 22nd, 2009

  35. mila

    what happened to no shoes no shirt no service???

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    September 25th, 2009

  36. Chels

    Actually at my store we do not have a no shirt no shoes no service rule. But arkansas is classy like that.

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    September 28th, 2009

  37. he should be the poster child for birth control.

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    October 3rd, 2009

  38. lovin it

    what has this world come to? I just don’t understand how people can find this attire appropriate for any occasion!!! Keep up the good work!

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    October 9th, 2009

  39. lovin it

    I am starting to see this. I think we should try to look our best at all times!! Or atleast be fully clothed! The best part of some of these people ran down their mama’s leg haha

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    October 9th, 2009

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    October 19th, 2009

  41. I just love that nobody else in this picture seems to even notice. what has the world become. Fat hairy men can shop shirtless and nobody even stairs.

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    October 20th, 2009

  42. taylor

    no shirt, no shoes, no service? im confused doesnt that rule still apply…

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    November 3rd, 2009

  43. Elissa

    NOW THAT’S A MUFFIN TOP!!!!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  44. Mondika

    He looks like he is mad dogging someone for looking at him. This guy looked in the mirror and sd “who gives a f***”

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    November 5th, 2009

  45. SockPuppet

    Will someone please explain to me the delusion that some guys seem to have when it comes to wearing pants that are OBVIOUSLY much too small in the waist, yet just because they fit beneath those giant beer guts means they still fit?

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    November 9th, 2009

  46. Now I need therapy

    Actually, the pants used to fit …. before they shrank five sizes in the dryer. All the wife’s fault.

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    November 20th, 2009

  47. Realdragon

    Jeez-us! The guy’s got an ASS for a belly! Gross to the nth degree! People like this, their brains must be dead.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  48. Sue

    WTF!!! Wal-mart SERIOUSLY needs to adhere to the NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE POLICY..

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    December 3rd, 2009

  49. Beth

    The best part of the picture is that he looks like he has his hand down his pants if you look closely. How gross if he puts that dirty hand that was in his pants on a cart, and touches the counter! So gross!

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    December 4th, 2009

  50. no shirt no shoes no problem!!! haha jkjk

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    December 16th, 2009

  51. Monument. Colorado

    What ever happened to NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE

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    January 2nd, 2010

  52. Wanderer

    D-I-G-N-I-T-Y .. Learn it live it … For gods sake atleast TRY !!

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    January 13th, 2010

  53. lily harim

    oh god my eyes! where is that no shoes no shirt no service policy when you need it?

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    January 14th, 2010

  54. Jay Michaelson

    That has to in Spanaway, Wa. If he was black that would be in Renton

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    January 24th, 2010

  55. chandruh

    i am wondering what those tattoos are ?

    February 8th, 2010

  56. janet

    What ever happen to no shoes, no shirt, no service lol

    February 25th, 2010

  57. Proof that men have gunts, too.

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    March 4th, 2010

  58. NIGHTRN

    That’s a fan in the cart. Must’ve been hot that day, right?

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    March 5th, 2010

  59. Becca

    Yes, and not only is the hairy, fat, old man who lives in his mom’s basement buying a box of “Italian Wine”, did we agree? Well, for your information its not a ‘Barbie’, it is a ‘Bratz’, thank you, and its for the cat who lives under his bed.

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    March 15th, 2010

  60. Christine

    I believe that is a fan in his cart and although he absolutely should have been wearing a shirt it was over 100 degrees that week here in the Evergreen State.

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    March 23rd, 2010

  61. Katie

    I think that’s my mom in the background o.0

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    May 19th, 2010

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