November 15th, 2009
Did You Bring Me A Monkey?
Tags: monkey, pet monkey
Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate.
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wildlife OR monkeys when I return my cart!
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What’s the chain for? It’s not connected to the monkey.
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OMG Kid Rock has a monkey!
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Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abschminke!
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Who’s in charge here? I can’t tell.
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Which one’s the pet?
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Monkey see, monkey dodo.
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touch my monkey ..TOUCH HIM !! …LOVE HIM !!!
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Looks like an off duty Rennie with one of his props out for a bit of air before the next weekend’s ‘Fest. Big deal.
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You know you wanna touch macaque…. because I’m Kid Rock! I’m having a concert in the Wal-Mart parking lot! Time to rollback yo standards so I can show you what I got! (Herpes)
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Yes, I’m thankful that the monkey is keeping outbreak on such a heavy-duty chain, too.
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You can take the kids, but you will leave me my monkey!
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NOW I know where the monkey goes when I get if off MY back.
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HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY.
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just think, he’s waiting outside, for someone inside…..wonder which wal-creature will emerge & join him….but hey, the guy is fully clothed….PTL….
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thats his dinner
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It’s Jack Sparrow–walmart style..
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At least there’s no fat, smelly broad or asscrack in this pic…
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Is that Kid Rock?
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Chris Angel: Meth Freak
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Attention Walmart shoppers: Shooter Jennings will be singing Guitarzan with his pet backup singers.
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November 15th, 2009
that monkey must be vicious if it needs that size chain leash…… which means he should have kept his monkey ass at home!
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November 15th, 2009
The Undertaker got a job at the circus!
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November 15th, 2009
I am sorry, the monkey may be smarter than the employees at our wm.
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November 15th, 2009
situation: they get stopped at door by greeter.
greeter says to monkey; “come on in”
greeter says to freak, “Oh, Hell No!”
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He looks like that hillbilly snake guy from the movie “Next of Kin”!
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November 15th, 2009
This just screams ” I never got any attention as a child”.
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That guy is tweekerific!
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November 15th, 2009
Chris Angel can no longer dazzling people in the streets of Vegas. He has been reduced to working in the Walmart parking lot.
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November 15th, 2009
Wow, at least the caption doesn’t say ”Louisiana”! What are the chances that it’s a seeing eye monkey? Please, please, please let it be a seeing eye monkey!
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Everybody’s Got Something To Hide, Except For Me & My Monkey……
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At least it clearly shows the guy is at a Wal Mart. Unlike a previous one with the guy sporting a racoon. That one could have been taken from anywhere!
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November 15th, 2009
hey look! it’s Johnny Depp and Jack!! LOL
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If I had a million dollars…I’d buy you a monkey. You know you always wanted a monkey!
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Cart pusher by day. Monkey man by night.
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Ok, Swine Flu is gone…… Now we have Monkey flu!!!….
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November 15th, 2009
Is it even legal to own a monkey in most parts of America?? I don’t think it is…
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November 15th, 2009
He looks like Jack Sparrow a bit
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Is that the Undertaker?
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November 16th, 2009
I love monkeys
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she touched my pepe steve. i like pizza.
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November 16th, 2009
I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.
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November 16th, 2009
He’ll fit right in with the guys who have pet llamas, iguanas, and pigs. Wal-Mart should consider opening a zoo chain at this rate.
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November 16th, 2009
I think he kind of looks like a modern-day Jack Sparrow… I’m sure the monkey’s name is Jack, too.
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November 16th, 2009
I love the multiplicity reference!
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November 16th, 2009
Hey ROcky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat….OOOOPS, wrong hat.
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November 16th, 2009
Hey kids, the carnival is back in town!!!
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November 16th, 2009
I have heard of addicts having a monkey on their back, but this is rediculous…
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November 16th, 2009
STRANGER, DANGER!!!
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November 16th, 2009
Reverend Jim Bob exclaimed, “Please Lord, heal Brother Bubbles here…
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November 16th, 2009
hope hes not spankin it
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November 16th, 2009
The evil monkey in my closet went to Wal-Mart
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November 16th, 2009
I am pretty sure this is Criss Angel’s dad…
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November 16th, 2009
Is that Kidd Rock???
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November 16th, 2009
Kidd Rockkkkk,,,,I can’t look @ you while I am lying next to herrrrrr!!
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November 16th, 2009
Isn’t that a member of Motley Crue?
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November 16th, 2009
Do you have a leissance for that meeinkey?
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November 17th, 2009
ted nuggent became a conservationist?
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November 18th, 2009
Jus you wait till he gets that H1N1 and gives it to his monkey, and we get monkey poxed up H1N1M1 and it kills us all. Or H1N1F1 when some cat lover creates a mutant strain… The monkey in a pandemic thing is about as stupid as his fucking hat is.
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November 18th, 2009
Is that Kid Rock?
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November 18th, 2009
There’s the guy looking for his Waylon Jennings jacket that old-man-a-few-pics-ahead stole.
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November 19th, 2009
@MEM: Actually he treats the monkey alot better then his girlfriend. THe monkey is only on a chain, you don’t wanna know what he does to his girlfriend.
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November 19th, 2009
It’s Kid Rock with a monkey!
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November 20th, 2009
Monkeys and apes should be in their natural habitats. They are free-living, not domesticated, animals and it should be illegal to “own” them. That chain is cruel. It’s all about command and control – until the monkey matures and then he or she will likely be abandoned or given up.
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November 21st, 2009
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock!
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November 22nd, 2009
Kid Rock and Rehab at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix, AZ. Presale password:
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November 22nd, 2009
Let the damn monkey go, oh wait don’t. He’ll get lost in da hood. Probably get shot for being smart and working for what he wants.
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November 23rd, 2009
Now all of the other monkeys are going to want one.
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November 29th, 2009
OMG!!! whats great is not only do i work at that location… i was there that night!!! it was great, someone came in and was like, “sir, are you aware there is a man in your parking lot with a monkey on his shoulder?” and EVERYONE within hearing range of that man RACED to the doors to see it!!! *sigh* i hate to say it but there are some real losers down here in Rockwall, TX! lol
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November 29th, 2009
Hey steven, that guy has been to the Quinlan, TX Walmart also. In fact, he has been here on no less than two occasions. I should know, I work there
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November 30th, 2009
This was taken at the Quinlan walmart… hahaha. goes to show you how backwards Quinlan really is.
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November 30th, 2009
jesus christ I guess after stealng other peoples music and passing it off as your own they really will let kid rock do whatever he wants. i bet though that he gave the monkey hepatitis
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November 30th, 2009
He kind of looks like the guy that played Wolverine.
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December 3rd, 2009
He dares you to touch his monkey!
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December 4th, 2009
Is it just me or does it look like the monkey actually has him on a chain and not the other way around. It’s a good thing too, you don’t want to let him disturb the normal people.
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December 5th, 2009
Is he so small he can’t yank his own chain – so he has to distract the ladies with the monkey on his shoulder.
Poor Monkey
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December 6th, 2009
Where in gods name are these people getting the monkeys from?? this is the second pic i’ve seen so far……and why bring them to walmart?
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December 12th, 2009
OMG he looks like Kid Rock..LMAO
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December 16th, 2009
kid rocks twin bro trying to get that monkey off his back.
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December 22nd, 2009
10 pound Monkey on a 50 pound chain……….
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January 4th, 2010
its good ol Captain Jack Sparrow.. but.. but on crack………. and with a monkey
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April 10th, 2010
nice post. thanks.
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