First, those aren’t short shorts–they are bike shorts. I guess he (she? do we really know?) figured this was acceptable outerwear to run down to Walmart for a quart of strawberry milk. This is not exactly an upscale establishment, afterall. It’s not like he’s nearly naked shopping for TVs.
The bigger question is why is a short white guy wearing a giant head of Malcolm X on his shirt. Maybe he wants to exhibit solidarity?
His other shirt has a picture of Calypso Louis. and a Rev Jesse hat. and a Rev Sharpton tie.
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Sam
I find it funnier that he seems to be intensely observing his milk instead of grabbing it and walking away like everybody else. Switching brands perhaps?
He drank his first six pack, fell asleep face down, and someone painted that shirt while he slept. Please.
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November 17th, 2009
eve
Gotta be a college town. Only some campus doofus would be that clueless about how dumb his wearing that shirt is. As for the strawberry milk–he’s just giving his props to the milk of his people; he’s gonna grab the chocolate cow any second now.
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November 17th, 2009
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The guys’ name is probably Malcolm and bought it for that reason and that reason alone. Maybe he thinks it’s a souvenir from the Arsenio Hall show or something. In other words, the dude is clueless.
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November 17th, 2009
Circe
I thought he looked more like Sammy Davis Jr. “The candy man can, because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.”
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November 17th, 2009
Chelios Pedretti
Wow my only comment on this is: WHO THE HELL MAKES THESE SHIRTS, AND WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO SELL THEM?? Like seriously WTF??
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November 17th, 2009
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Whigger !!
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Steve
Shoes with no socks? P’shaw!
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james
What’s up 1992? Are you eager to drive your Ford Probe home so you can listen to your Arrested Development cassette that you bought at the Wherehouse?
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I likes my milks wif a lil’ culluh.
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adlyia
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Proof that white people will never get Malcolm X.
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And ya know… It’s the dangdest thing…. My life seems fulfilled and I am happy not “getting” Malcolm X. Hmmm….
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Sean
Ya he would blend in perfectly in Harlem!
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nasty nate
It’s ok, guys. It’s Sammy Sosa.
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Buzz Kill
So wearing Waylon Jennings on your back is OK but Malcolm X on your back is not. Got it.
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White, Brown, Pink… it’s
Neapolitan Man!
Fuggettaboutit!
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November 17th, 2009
rev
“This was sure my lucky day! I finally found a Malcolm in the Middle shirt and strawberry milk was on sale at Wal Mart!”
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November 17th, 2009
Noneya
If the C&W fan can have a Waylon Jennings coat, this dude can have a Malcolm X t-shirt. Maybe he just admires the guy. Okay, but it really does look dumb on him.
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November 17th, 2009
Imascab
As much as I’d like to believe these, it seems like more and more of these submissions are staged.
On second thought, just leave it as is. Few things are funnier than someone trying to mock someone else and shooting themselves in the foot while doing it.
(which is why I proof read this post three times)
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November 18th, 2009
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I wonder if he know who that is or did he thought p. diddy changed his name again.. lol
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November 18th, 2009
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They will find him beaten, robbed and naked in a ditch on the side of the road.
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November 18th, 2009
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Is it just me or does this guy have a really bad spray tan? Lmfao!
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Allen
I’m glad this isn’t a front shot. As tight as those bike shorts are…
He is pretty fly for a white guy
“What is in my pink milk? Does it have any vitamins to keep my pimp hand strong?”
One foot points east, one foot points west. Who is the ho I love best? fo shizzle
is that a dude? that he-she does not even rate that shirt…….the headline is the only funny thing about this pic…
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November 18th, 2009
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Malcom is looking like “Think People… Think About it!
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November 18th, 2009
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I’ve got it he’s an Albino, check out the hair!
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November 18th, 2009
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what can i even say about this photo honestly? maybe the shirt was a hand-me-down?? i could see if he wore a che-guevera shirt but malcolm, c’mon dude, thats like a panther member buying bill o’reilly’s book sonnnnn
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November 18th, 2009
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The spandex tie the outfit together well.
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I think we’ve got an albino!
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November 18th, 2009
Bob19006
He obviously went to Walmart to help redistribute the wealth!
I’d be willing to bet that this is a fratty college bro, not a normal wal-mart yokel (note the boat shoes). He is planning some sort of theme party and is considering whether it is possible to make a “pink russian” cocktail.
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November 19th, 2009
Terry C - NJ
Could be worse. He could be wearing a swastika shirt.
Dem critters id tasty aftern y’all warms ‘em up on yer haid, Festus.
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November 20th, 2009
Danny
any white person that supports Malcolm X should be ashamed of themselves
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Maybe he’s just REALLLLY light skinned!
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Rocky
They’re not THAT short. Time was when shorts weren’t so damn long you might as well just wear long pants. FLOODS are called shorts now because people let Fundamentalist prudes get to them. People wear them about 5 sizes too big, too, like dopey clown clothes.
clo’ the do’ you lettin’ all the cold air out, fool.
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December 8th, 2009
SMG
Malcom X, REALLY???? I THOUGHT THAT WAS KANYE WEST!!!!
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December 21st, 2009
Realdragon
OK, I used to wear a tye-dye sweatshirt with bike shorts, but that was in 1991, when bike shorts were popular and there was a bit of a ’60s revival going on. I blame the college experience … But my shirt had no picture of Malcolm X on the back. That’s just way too weird and it makes you wonder what Mssr. X himself would make of it.
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it looks like he needs strawberry milk to go with that
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What the hell??
Those shorts aren’t short.
You ghetto rats are used to having your shorts reach your damn ankles.
If you got the legs, then show em’ off!
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He doesn’t even know who Malcolm X is.
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He drank his first six pack, fell asleep face down, and someone painted that shirt while he slept. Please.
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I likes my milks wif a lil’ culluh.
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Proof that white people will never get Malcolm X.
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And ya know… It’s the dangdest thing…. My life seems fulfilled and I am happy not “getting” Malcolm X. Hmmm….
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If the C&W fan can have a Waylon Jennings coat, this dude can have a Malcolm X t-shirt. Maybe he just admires the guy. Okay, but it really does look dumb on him.
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Is this a blind white man that thinks he is black?
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@ KTOTHET…
Thank you! I thought I was the only one completely perplexed by this.
BTW you’ll probably never read this from me again, but I can assure you, this one’s not Oklahoma.
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Does Wayne Brady Have to choke a bitch?
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Some hipster mfkr wearing “ironically”…but not actually ironic, as he does want to be black.
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what do they add to make milk turn pink?
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Red Food Dye 40.
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I wonder if he know who that is or did he thought p. diddy changed his name again.. lol
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They will find him beaten, robbed and naked in a ditch on the side of the road.
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Is it just me or does this guy have a really bad spray tan? Lmfao!
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He is pretty fly for a white guy
“What is in my pink milk? Does it have any vitamins to keep my pimp hand strong?”
One foot points east, one foot points west. Who is the ho I love best? fo shizzle
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Shorts are looking awesome on him. The man behind the shirt thinks whether to buy the strawberry milk or not.
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is that a dude? that he-she does not even rate that shirt…….the headline is the only funny thing about this pic…
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Malcom is looking like “Think People… Think About it!
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I’ve got it he’s an Albino, check out the hair!
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what can i even say about this photo honestly? maybe the shirt was a hand-me-down?? i could see if he wore a che-guevera shirt but malcolm, c’mon dude, thats like a panther member buying bill o’reilly’s book sonnnnn
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The spandex tie the outfit together well.
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I think we’ve got an albino!
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He obviously went to Walmart to help redistribute the wealth!
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I think he might be an Albino!
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White guilt?
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My new favorite creature of Walmart. This is so great on so many levels. Strawberry milk !! ?
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That is wrong on sooooooo many levles!
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Is Malcom X talking on a cell phone??!
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November 18th, 2009
Matthew has been watching too many reruns of “The Chapelle Show”.
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“In all seriousness, why?” Because you staged it, that’s why. Staged!
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I’d be willing to bet that this is a fratty college bro, not a normal wal-mart yokel (note the boat shoes). He is planning some sort of theme party and is considering whether it is possible to make a “pink russian” cocktail.
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Could be worse. He could be wearing a swastika shirt.
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any white person that supports Malcolm X should be ashamed of themselves
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Maybe he’s just REALLLLY light skinned!
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They’re not THAT short. Time was when shorts weren’t so damn long you might as well just wear long pants. FLOODS are called shorts now because people let Fundamentalist prudes get to them. People wear them about 5 sizes too big, too, like dopey clown clothes.
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totally fake!
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those shorts are in NO way short shorts. True short shorts must be at the longest, half of that length.
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If the guy was trying to be clever or make a statement…
Someone needs to tell him that it got lost in translation.
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November 25th, 2009
its just a hipster no need to be startled . theyr all over the place
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November 27th, 2009
Malcolm X hated white people.. Your white making you ignorant and stupid.. YAY…
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December 1st, 2009
can i have an extra scoop of white guilt
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Looks like a race-traitor/sodomite vermin!
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clo’ the do’ you lettin’ all the cold air out, fool.
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Malcom X, REALLY???? I THOUGHT THAT WAS KANYE WEST!!!!
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OK, I used to wear a tye-dye sweatshirt with bike shorts, but that was in 1991, when bike shorts were popular and there was a bit of a ’60s revival going on. I blame the college experience … But my shirt had no picture of Malcolm X on the back. That’s just way too weird and it makes you wonder what Mssr. X himself would make of it.
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