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Wayne Brady Makes Bryant Gumbel Look Like Malcolm X



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Malcom X, strawberry milk, and short shorts…I’m sure Malcom would be proud. In all seriousness, why?

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  1. Angela

    Hahahahahahaha…

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    November 17th, 2009

  2. Tiffany

    Everything about this outfit was a bad idea!

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    November 17th, 2009

  3. rick

    where’s the militant wing of the Nation of Islam when you need them?

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    November 17th, 2009

  4. ktothet

    wow.. i don’t understand what is happening here..

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    November 17th, 2009

  5. nathan

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    November 17th, 2009

  6. Jrock

    YES WE CAN!!

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    November 17th, 2009

  7. Monica

    Wow – this guy is really in touch with his inner brutha…

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    November 17th, 2009

  8. MegaFart

    Not to sound racist or anything, but doesn’t this look odd on a white person?

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    November 17th, 2009

  9. fjw

    He’s looking to see if his dignity is “Missing” on the side of the milk jug !

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    November 17th, 2009

  10. Melting Pot

    White Black Gay Power?

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    November 17th, 2009

  11. Playa

    Damn at least he isn’t buying any of that cracker white milk.

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    November 17th, 2009

  12. Snappy

    Loving the shorts!

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    November 17th, 2009

  13. Alan

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    November 17th, 2009

  14. Hmmm

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    November 17th, 2009

  15. jafo

    Cool – the strawberry milk he’s holding matches his shirt!

    +1 point for wearing a shirt that fits.

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    November 17th, 2009

  16. Bunker Bob

    Some people just don’t give a damn what they look like in walmart.

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    November 17th, 2009

  17. mike

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    November 17th, 2009

  18. Janipurr

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    November 17th, 2009

  19. Yes

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    November 17th, 2009

  20. THAT guy

    Obviously he’s making a statement: “I like my shorts short, my t-shirts radically political, and my milk as pink as p&ssy”

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    November 17th, 2009

  21. anyone

    it looks like he needs strawberry milk to go with that

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    November 17th, 2009

  22. Yeah PLAYA he’s getiing that hard core GANGSTA pink milk. Word!

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    November 17th, 2009

  23. I don’t know if milk is gonna do a body good in this situation!

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    November 17th, 2009

  24. theperfectweld

    Regular milk is for crackers.

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    November 17th, 2009

  25. Kristi

    Don’t hate…maybe there was nothing left at the yard sale.

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    November 17th, 2009

  26. wanlongcok

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    November 17th, 2009

  27. pooh

    I’m really just kind of confused and in awe at the same time.

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    November 17th, 2009

  28. theperfectweld

    Literally and figuratively colorblind.

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    November 17th, 2009

  29. Todd

    It’s okay for a white guy to wear that shirt, because his shorts are black.

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    November 17th, 2009

  30. Sancho

    That guy is a walking ass kicking waiting to happen!

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    November 17th, 2009

  31. contiki

    I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM BUYING THIS SHIRT. “BRUCE, OMG, I FOUND A REALLY HOT PRINCE SHIRT!” SOMEONE BITCH SLAP THIS GUY!

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    November 17th, 2009

  32. PinkHairNightmare

    my favorite part of all of this is that he’s obviously white.

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    November 17th, 2009

  33. anyone

    I sure hope this guy makes it to his car in parking lot…..and dosn’t wind up on pink milk carton

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    November 17th, 2009

  34. Mike Hunt

    What the hell??
    Those shorts aren’t short.
    You ghetto rats are used to having your shorts reach your damn ankles.

    If you got the legs, then show em’ off!

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    November 17th, 2009

  35. Malcom X

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    November 17th, 2009

  36. Grandmasdrinking

    His other shirt has a picture of Calypso Louis. and a Rev Jesse hat. and a Rev Sharpton tie.

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    November 17th, 2009

  37. Sam

    I find it funnier that he seems to be intensely observing his milk instead of grabbing it and walking away like everybody else. Switching brands perhaps?

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    November 17th, 2009

  38. Kristi

    They were all out of P-Diddy shirts.

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    November 17th, 2009

  39. Chris

    Wow…. I got nothin’

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    November 17th, 2009

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    November 17th, 2009

  41. Allen

    so much drama in the WAL its kinda hard being snoop d o double g….

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    November 17th, 2009

  42. Politically Incorrect

    I’m sure Malcolm doesn’t feel the same toward him………….

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    November 17th, 2009

  43. MsQuote

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    November 17th, 2009

  44. Suzy Creamcheese

    He doesn’t even know who Malcolm X is.

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    November 17th, 2009

  45. Moons in Leo

    He drank his first six pack, fell asleep face down, and someone painted that shirt while he slept. Please.

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    November 17th, 2009

  46. eve

    Gotta be a college town. Only some campus doofus would be that clueless about how dumb his wearing that shirt is. As for the strawberry milk–he’s just giving his props to the milk of his people; he’s gonna grab the chocolate cow any second now.

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    November 17th, 2009

  47. Snarky

    The guys’ name is probably Malcolm and bought it for that reason and that reason alone. Maybe he thinks it’s a souvenir from the Arsenio Hall show or something. In other words, the dude is clueless.

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    November 17th, 2009

  48. Circe

    I thought he looked more like Sammy Davis Jr. “The candy man can, because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.”

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    November 17th, 2009

  49. Chelios Pedretti

    Wow my only comment on this is: WHO THE HELL MAKES THESE SHIRTS, AND WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO SELL THEM?? Like seriously WTF??

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    November 17th, 2009

  50. Fordf150

    Whigger !!

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    November 17th, 2009

  51. Steve

    Shoes with no socks? P’shaw!

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    November 17th, 2009

  52. james

    What’s up 1992? Are you eager to drive your Ford Probe home so you can listen to your Arrested Development cassette that you bought at the Wherehouse?

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    November 17th, 2009

  53. Tupelo

    I likes my milks wif a lil’ culluh.

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    November 17th, 2009

  54. adlyia

    MsQuote
    Proof that white people will never get Malcolm X.
    ————-
    And ya know… It’s the dangdest thing…. My life seems fulfilled and I am happy not “getting” Malcolm X. Hmmm….

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    November 17th, 2009

  55. Sean

    Ya he would blend in perfectly in Harlem!

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    November 17th, 2009

  56. nasty nate

    It’s ok, guys. It’s Sammy Sosa.

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    November 17th, 2009

  57. Buzz Kill

    So wearing Waylon Jennings on your back is OK but Malcolm X on your back is not. Got it.

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    November 17th, 2009

  58. ThatTexasGuy

    White, Brown, Pink… it’s
    Neapolitan Man!

    Fuggettaboutit!

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    November 17th, 2009

  59. rev

    “This was sure my lucky day! I finally found a Malcolm in the Middle shirt and strawberry milk was on sale at Wal Mart!”

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    November 17th, 2009

  60. Noneya

    If the C&W fan can have a Waylon Jennings coat, this dude can have a Malcolm X t-shirt. Maybe he just admires the guy. Okay, but it really does look dumb on him.

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    November 17th, 2009

  61. Imascab

    As much as I’d like to believe these, it seems like more and more of these submissions are staged.

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    November 17th, 2009

  62. Survivor

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    November 17th, 2009

  63. WalMartSux

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    November 17th, 2009

  64. Ben

    If Malcolm X didn’t he hate white people before, then he certainly would now.

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    November 17th, 2009

  65. Ben

    Is this a blind white man that thinks he is black?

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    November 17th, 2009

  66. wazel

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    November 17th, 2009

  67. KVB23

    anyone stop to think maybe he’s albino?

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    November 17th, 2009

  68. GCM2

    @ KTOTHET…

    Thank you! I thought I was the only one completely perplexed by this.

    BTW you’ll probably never read this from me again, but I can assure you, this one’s not Oklahoma.

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    November 17th, 2009

  69. Jay

    Does Wayne Brady Have to choke a bitch

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    November 17th, 2009

  70. Jay

    Does Wayne Brady Have to choke a bitch?

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    November 17th, 2009

  71. peopleareblind

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    November 17th, 2009

  72. bubbrubbbb

    That’s not milk, that’s DRANK!

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    November 17th, 2009

  73. Ana

    Some hipster mfkr wearing “ironically”…but not actually ironic, as he does want to be black.

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    November 17th, 2009

  74. BD

    Boy thought he was rockin’ a Kanye West shirt….. oh the tragedy.

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    November 17th, 2009

  75. MizzW

    @ Peopleareblind…..Nope, it’s a guy. Most women would rather die than go out with legs that hairy!!

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    November 17th, 2009

  76. bobobo

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    November 17th, 2009

  77. Miss Echo

    he/she/it is risin’ up against high milk prices! stick it to da milk man!

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    November 17th, 2009

  78. Sha Rules

    Once you go Black…

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    November 17th, 2009

  79. cool brian

    He’s the ballsiest kid in his Babylon 5 chat room.

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    November 18th, 2009

  80. jessa

    +1 for the DAVE CHAPELLE reference!!! LMFAO!!!

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    November 18th, 2009

  81. jafo

    @bobobo

    what do they add to make milk turn pink?

    ************************

    Red Food Dye 40.

    Avoid. At. All. Cost.

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    November 18th, 2009

  82. jafo

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    November 18th, 2009

  83. D

    I wonder if he know who that is or did he thought p. diddy changed his name again.. lol

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    November 18th, 2009

  84. Shadopilot

    They will find him beaten, robbed and naked in a ditch on the side of the road.

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    November 18th, 2009

  85. Lizzylooloo

    Is it just me or does this guy have a really bad spray tan? Lmfao!

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    November 18th, 2009

  86. Allen

    I’m glad this isn’t a front shot. As tight as those bike shorts are…

    He is pretty fly for a white guy

    “What is in my pink milk? Does it have any vitamins to keep my pimp hand strong?”

    One foot points east, one foot points west. Who is the ho I love best? fo shizzle

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    November 18th, 2009

  87. Shorts are looking awesome on him. The man behind the shirt thinks whether to buy the strawberry milk or not.

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    November 18th, 2009

  88. Just a guy

    Where is his knit hat with the fake dreadlocks?

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    November 18th, 2009

  89. me

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    November 18th, 2009

  90. BULLZ

    is that a dude? that he-she does not even rate that shirt…….the headline is the only funny thing about this pic…

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    November 18th, 2009

  91. Dumb Fuck

    Malcom is looking like “Think People… Think About it!

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    November 18th, 2009

  92. like-em-BIG

    I’ve got it he’s an Albino, check out the hair!

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    November 18th, 2009

  93. d-stroi

    what can i even say about this photo honestly? maybe the shirt was a hand-me-down?? i could see if he wore a che-guevera shirt but malcolm, c’mon dude, thats like a panther member buying bill o’reilly’s book sonnnnn

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    November 18th, 2009

  94. Elliott Fingerbottom

    The spandex tie the outfit together well.

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    November 18th, 2009

  95. LIKEemBIG

    I think we’ve got an albino!

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    November 18th, 2009

  96. Bob19006

    He obviously went to Walmart to help redistribute the wealth!

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    November 18th, 2009

  97. just me!

    I think he might be an Albino!

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    November 18th, 2009

  98. Muthafukin' Maurice

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    November 18th, 2009

  99. A

    White guilt?

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    November 18th, 2009

  100. Babs

    My new favorite creature of Walmart. This is so great on so many levels. Strawberry milk !! ?

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    November 18th, 2009

  101. TAYLOR

    That is wrong on sooooooo many levles!

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    November 18th, 2009

  102. Mel

    Is Malcom X talking on a cell phone??!

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    November 18th, 2009

  103. starr

    Matthew has been watching too many reruns of “The Chapelle Show”.

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    November 19th, 2009

  104. Caveman

    “In all seriousness, why?” Because you staged it, that’s why. Staged!

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    November 19th, 2009

  105. I’d be willing to bet that this is a fratty college bro, not a normal wal-mart yokel (note the boat shoes). He is planning some sort of theme party and is considering whether it is possible to make a “pink russian” cocktail.

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    November 19th, 2009

  106. Terry C - NJ

    Could be worse. He could be wearing a swastika shirt.

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    November 19th, 2009

  107. Can O Whoopass

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    November 20th, 2009

  108. Danny

    any white person that supports Malcolm X should be ashamed of themselves

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    November 20th, 2009

  109. Alexandra

    Maybe he’s just REALLLLY light skinned!

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    November 20th, 2009

  110. Rocky

    They’re not THAT short. Time was when shorts weren’t so damn long you might as well just wear long pants. FLOODS are called shorts now because people let Fundamentalist prudes get to them. People wear them about 5 sizes too big, too, like dopey clown clothes.

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    November 20th, 2009

  111. breanna

    totally fake!

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    November 20th, 2009

  112. ChickyChickyTaTA

    no respectable human being would let a monkey on their back !!!!

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    November 21st, 2009

  113. ChickyChickyTaTA

    no respectable human would let a monkey on their back !!!

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    November 21st, 2009

  114. Mango

    those shorts are in NO way short shorts. True short shorts must be at the longest, half of that length.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  115. That Guy

    If the guy was trying to be clever or make a statement…
    Someone needs to tell him that it got lost in translation.

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    November 25th, 2009

  116. biz

    its just a hipster no need to be startled . theyr all over the place

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    November 27th, 2009

  117. Anna

    Malcolm X hated white people.. Your white making you ignorant and stupid.. YAY…

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    December 1st, 2009

  118. lunaticcringeradio

    can i have an extra scoop of white guilt

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    December 4th, 2009

  119. Looks like a race-traitor/sodomite vermin!

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    December 7th, 2009

  120. gary

    clo’ the do’ you lettin’ all the cold air out, fool.

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    December 8th, 2009

  121. SMG

    Malcom X, REALLY???? I THOUGHT THAT WAS KANYE WEST!!!!

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    December 21st, 2009

  122. Realdragon

    OK, I used to wear a tye-dye sweatshirt with bike shorts, but that was in 1991, when bike shorts were popular and there was a bit of a ’60s revival going on. I blame the college experience … But my shirt had no picture of Malcolm X on the back. That’s just way too weird and it makes you wonder what Mssr. X himself would make of it.

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    December 28th, 2009

  123. Anime Noob

    Oh, I get it. It’s like a reverse of that Dave Chapelle sketch where Daves a black leader of the KKK, just like it but reversed and not funny. We should atleast give him credit for not having the shirt tucked into his tighty whiteys

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    June 29th, 2010

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