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Yeah he knows your checking out his caulk and hardware. On a side note, this guy kind of looks like Brad Pitt if he was placed in a “People of Walmart”  photo shoot.

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  1. kevin

    short shorts and a wife beater.. Nice…

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    November 16th, 2009

  2. KoolKid

    Who likes short shorts…

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    November 16th, 2009

  3. Charlotte

    Poor Brad (the original).

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    November 16th, 2009

  4. Camaran

    Hey Torso-on-2-sticks, the jorts are styling… not sure about the creepy crustache and smirk.

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    November 16th, 2009

  5. Deni

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    November 16th, 2009

  6. me

    not a walmart…true value store

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    November 16th, 2009

  7. Milenkah

    My mom always told me….”Never trust a man with shorts above his knees” Yikes.

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    November 16th, 2009

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    November 16th, 2009

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    November 16th, 2009

  10. Never nudes get no respect.

    Love live Tobias Funke!

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    November 16th, 2009

  11. paradox70

    The Brad wannabe aside, this doesn’t look like Wal-Mart to me.

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    November 16th, 2009

  12. emm

    ok, now i think these celebs are just getting bored,

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    November 16th, 2009

  13. crystal

    You sir, are NO Brad Pitt! And for the record, please do not make any sudden movements; I’m afraid of what might fall out of those jorts. UGH!

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    November 16th, 2009

  14. IPattyKake

    I probably wouldn’t have noticed his junk if I hadn’t read the caption. Is it me or does it look like his flag pole is raised??

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    November 16th, 2009

  15. Mary

    Not bad, as Wal-creature men go. People used to wear shorts like that all the time in the 70’s.

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    November 16th, 2009

  16. Jacob Alexander Smith 42392

    “Honey, could I borrow your shorts? I crapped in my last pair when I was beating you!”

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    November 16th, 2009

  17. Frank The Tank

    If that guy was my neighbor, I would tell my kids to skip his house when they went trick-or-treating.

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    November 16th, 2009

  18. Bunker Bob

    He is just being prepared just in case Al Gore is right?

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    November 16th, 2009

  19. D.D.

    If he is the Brad look-a-like; Octo-mom may have found her man!

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    November 16th, 2009

  20. OH MY EYES

    Wish my lwgs looked that good.

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    November 16th, 2009

  21. WalMartSux

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    November 16th, 2009

  22. Tiffany

    Brad Pitt playing a 70’s child molester 10 years from now.

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    November 16th, 2009

  23. Melissa

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    November 16th, 2009

  24. cool brian

    Brad Pitt + meth = short shorts!

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    November 16th, 2009

  25. Andrew

    I am glad his pockets are the only thing hanging out….

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    November 16th, 2009

  26. Greeny

    All he needs is his construction hat & we have a dead ringer for the Village People !

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    November 16th, 2009

  27. Andrew

    He does appear to be working the hardware isle like it was the catwalk….

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    November 16th, 2009

  28. JMH

    He might know the difference between your and you’re…

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    November 16th, 2009

  29. rudeomatic

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    November 16th, 2009

  30. Blinded by PoWM

    I came for the trowel, later I’ll be getting plastered.

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    November 16th, 2009

  31. Sammyantha

    Umm…I’m pretty sure this isn’t even at a WalMart…look at the labels. Ace Hardware?

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    November 16th, 2009

  32. mark

    Is that a caulk gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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    November 16th, 2009

  33. Carwash

    Though this is an AWESOME pic, I don’t think that looks like Wal-Mart!

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    November 16th, 2009

  34. Reno 911

    Looks like Lt. Dangle off duty and grew his hair out

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    November 16th, 2009

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    November 16th, 2009

  36. littlemary000

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    November 16th, 2009

  37. Michele

    That’s just too funny….it’s a shame that he’s wasting his Brad Pitt looks in a pair of 70’s jean cutoffs…

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    November 16th, 2009

  38. rh

    Can you say, “I’m to sexy for this Wal Mart”?

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    November 16th, 2009

  39. KsBear2

    Too bad it’s not a Wal-Mart! That much is obvious!

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    November 16th, 2009

  40. Sock_Puppet

    This guy is in the right department: He looks like a real tool.

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    November 16th, 2009

  41. Lucy

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    November 16th, 2009

  42. Jennie

    Is he the stand-in for the sheriff on Reno 911…..

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    November 16th, 2009

  43. r

    this pic was taken in an Ace Hardware Store. Notice how narrow the aisles are and the merchandise is all in Ace branded Red. Take this off the site and post it on people of Ace.com

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    November 16th, 2009

  44. Sock_Puppet

    Two things I never want to see together again: Shorty-shorts and a belt buckle bigger than the shorty-shorts.

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    November 16th, 2009

  45. Suzy Creamcheese

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    November 16th, 2009

  46. errrrrrrr

    if thats brad where is his truckload of immigrant babies?

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    November 16th, 2009

  47. DennyC

    looks more like Brad Pitt’s brother Stu (Stu Pitt)

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    November 16th, 2009

  48. Those are officially Officer Dangle shorts, notice the pockets which hang out of the bottom of them….classic. This guy does not have the legs to pull off Daisy Dukes.

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    November 16th, 2009

  49. I wish EVERYONE who shopped at walmart looked this good and had everything as well covered as this guy does!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  50. WalMartSux

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    November 16th, 2009

  51. Zombie Lady

    Whomever took this picture is a master at subliminal imagery.

    (i.e. the Christmas “balls” on the endcap)

    Between that and the caption, your eyes therefore are forcibly drawn to this man’s crotch.

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    November 16th, 2009

  52. james

    His face looks like John Lennon circa Sgt Peppers, but his body screams steel worker on the Simpsons

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    November 16th, 2009

  53. Bryan

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    November 16th, 2009

  54. RGina

    This looks more like a hardware store than a Wal-Mart. He’s not a wal-creature!!!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  55. Becca

    Wow kinda looks like my friends dad….scary…

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    November 16th, 2009

  56. AMANDA

    I looked at this picture and though ‘brad pitt’ too, haha. Those shorts are no bueno though!

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    November 16th, 2009

  57. Tim

    Hey Daisy Duke, where did you park your trailer?

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    November 16th, 2009

  58. piesmama

    Those are great ‘never-nude’ shorts!

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    November 16th, 2009

  59. kcmookie

    NOT WAL-MART.

    If I had to guess, it looks like a True Value hardware store.

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    November 16th, 2009

  60. Beejay

    Angelina sent Brad out for some washers to fix the toilet. those damn kids keep jigglin’ the handle.

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    November 16th, 2009

  61. Grandmasdrinking

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    November 16th, 2009

  62. Wannabe

    That’s no Walmart aisle and what’s the big deal about that guy? Looks like a normal trip to the store to me.

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    November 16th, 2009

  63. Patma

    OHHHH BABYYYYY

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    November 16th, 2009

  64. Circe

    Say what you want, I think he’s cute.

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    November 16th, 2009

  65. Blondencrazee

    I like the jorts. Especially the way the pockets are showing. sexy. I like this pitt with his bowl cut and all. Nice.

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    November 16th, 2009

  66. Jennie

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    November 16th, 2009

  67. schmukette

    If he’s gonna wear his girlfriends shorts he should at least shave his legs

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    November 16th, 2009

  68. Mona Lisa

    looks more like Tom Skerrit to me…

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    November 16th, 2009

  69. this style is known as daisy pockets kinda like daisy dukes but for men

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    November 16th, 2009

  70. Sandra

    Oh, man! LOL . I come to this site everyday, after reading the sad news of this world of ours, and I always laugh a little, it cheers me up. Please, people of Walmart, don´t be offended, I meant it as a compliment.

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    November 16th, 2009

  71. Maddog's Girl

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    November 16th, 2009

  72. Rebekah

    At least he’s wearing shoes and a shirt as opposed to yesterdays vizio man.

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    November 16th, 2009

  73. Jacque

    considering brad pitt was born in oklahoma, this could be a long lost relative

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    November 16th, 2009

  74. Cody

    I think Brad Pitt is from Oklahoma. So it might be a relative.

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    November 16th, 2009

  75. riverbrat

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    November 16th, 2009

  76. And Another Thing

    Fashion Crime #26

    When your pockets are longer than your shorts are, it’s time to get new shorts.

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    November 16th, 2009

  77. Ralph

    That is NOT a Walmart.

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    November 16th, 2009

  78. Jay Kelly

    Brad Pitt was born in Oklahoma, and he still has relatives here. May actually be a relative . . .

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    November 16th, 2009

  79. Circe

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    November 16th, 2009

  80. Randy S

    instead of “killin natzis” he looks like hes killing his balls in those shorts…

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    November 16th, 2009

  81. genay19

    So this is what Brad would have looked like if he never left the midwest and became gay handyman.

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    November 16th, 2009

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    November 16th, 2009

  83. emilyyyrrawwrrr

    those shorts are so inn..havent u read people mag lately??

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    November 16th, 2009

  84. Oregonienne

    Somebody call security, he’s shoplifiting ping-pong balls!

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    November 16th, 2009

  85. Sam

    it’s you’re not your.

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    November 16th, 2009

  86. steven

    This is bull crap! That dude isn’t even at Wal Mart. The small isles and the red labels on the products prove that he is at an Ace Hardware. Remove this photo. It’s a fraud.

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    November 16th, 2009

  87. Its a bit wierd – the guys face and body don’t fit with the tattoo and clothes…

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    November 16th, 2009

  88. benji dover

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    November 16th, 2009

  89. benji dover

    Nice Hitler mustache!

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    November 16th, 2009

  90. Scampers

    He’s picking up a few things while during a tampon run for Angelina.

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    November 16th, 2009

  91. Scampers

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    November 16th, 2009

  92. kc/cc

    I agree that this isn’t WalMart– this should be on http://www.peopleoftruevalue.com. But as I understand it, Brad Pitt’s family still lives in southern Missouri– not so far away from OK. And if he’d never left the area, this might have been the result.

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    November 16th, 2009

  93. Suzy8track

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    November 16th, 2009

  94. Having Nightmares

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    November 16th, 2009

  95. la

    That is an ACE Hardware… not a wal mart

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    November 16th, 2009

  96. Chelios Pedretti

    He’s actually not too bad lookin.. I could fix the clothes and the hair ;) and put some weight on him!

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    November 16th, 2009

  97. Schmoopy

    This isn’t Walmart… it’s Ace Hardware… you can see the Ace Hardware RED Labels on everything in the background. plus, Walmart never had a hardware section that big

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    November 16th, 2009

  98. Schmoopy

    This isn’t Walmart… It’s Ace Hardware, you can clearly see the Ace Hardware red labels on all the producs, plus Walmart never had a hardware section this big

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    November 16th, 2009

  99. amber

    im wondering just one thing…how does he keep his nuts and junk from hanging out of the bottom on those shorts???

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    November 16th, 2009

  100. Cautiously Pessimistic

    Well, Brad WAS born in Shawnee, OK…could be a long lost twin.

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    November 16th, 2009

  101. JTM

    Burn After Viewing (this pic)

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    November 16th, 2009

  102. homophobe

    is he in sporting goods because i can see hes got his “tent pitched”

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    November 16th, 2009

  103. J~P

    His pocket is already popping out of those shorts, I wouldn’t stick around to see what falls out next…blech!

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    November 16th, 2009

  104. Adam

    What is Dangle doing in Oklahoma?

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    November 16th, 2009

  105. Solus

    To me, the face looks photoshopped. Am I the only one?

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    November 16th, 2009

  106. Matt

    In what alternative universe does he resemble Brad Pitt?

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    November 16th, 2009

  107. Michael

    Brad was born in Oklahoma. Perhaps a long lost brother? I live in Oklahoma, why do I never see people like this at Walmart? I’m jealous.

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    November 16th, 2009

  108. eve

    I had no idea Ned Flanders swung that way. Well okeleedokelee.

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    November 16th, 2009

  109. Sam

    Wow. They deleted my comment I left earlier. It’s supposed to be you’re not your. At least fix it if you’re going to delete my comment!

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    November 16th, 2009

  110. theperfectweld

    Oh…I thought you said you were looking for some caulk.

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    November 16th, 2009

  111. J.T

    The Village People’s number 1 fan

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    November 16th, 2009

  112. Liza

    Ugh, why must ppl wear cut-offs so…cut off? You have the power to make them ANY length!

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    November 16th, 2009

  113. Toni

    Well…the pic WAS taken in Oklahoma…Brad Pitt’s from my hometown of Shawnee, Okla, and he’s got family here still…bet it was his goofy uncle Dermot or something, lol.

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    November 16th, 2009

  114. estrelleta

    He looks like the uncle from Napoleon Dynamite!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  115. Hahahah

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    November 16th, 2009

  116. GZA/GENIUS

    BON-GIOR-NO!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  117. Sean

    straight from the backyard

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    November 16th, 2009

  118. Tiffany

    Brad Pitt in a 70’s style porno 10 years from now when Angelina and the kidlings have stolen all of his hopes and dreams.

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    November 16th, 2009

  119. wvusaf

    Don’t think that’s Walmart. Looks more like Atwoods to me.

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    November 16th, 2009

  120. GCM2

    See? I told you! Oklahoma….. again!!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  121. Nick

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    November 16th, 2009

  122. Eric

    He reminds me of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. LOL.

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    November 16th, 2009

  123. Q

    Guy’s johnson must be tiny to wear those shorts.

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    November 16th, 2009

  124. MegaFart

    “…I said young man, put your pride on the shelf
    And just go there, to the YYY M C AAA…
    I’m sure they can help you today…”

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    November 16th, 2009

  125. Tiger

    This is an ACE Hardware store. You can tell by the brand labels on the items.

    Compare: http://coronaace.com/pic/2008-04/images/00-04-23-08-0047.jpg
    (It’s the best I could find, but you get the point.)

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    November 16th, 2009

  126. Tatertot

    at least he’s not wearing a shortie shirt and mid calf socks!

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    November 16th, 2009

  127. akajondoe

    OK 2 things, First if the pockets are longer than your cutoffs, you cut them way too short, throw them out and try again. Second, its Ok to wear a tanktop and sneakers with your jorts, but not an oversized belt buckle.

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    November 16th, 2009

  128. KCLady

    Thats kind of funny because Brad Pitt is from OK. He went to college is south western Missouri. Maybe a relation? He is getting calk to fix the leak in the levys in NOLA.

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    November 16th, 2009

  129. Confused

    Oh yeah. He looks just like Brad Pitt.

    IF YOU’VE BEEN SMOKING METH!!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  130. Jamie Don

    Yep. Brad is from Shawnee, Oklahoma. Hmmmmmm……..

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    November 16th, 2009

  131. ben

    what’s so bad about this? besides his pocket hanging out.

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    November 16th, 2009

  132. Cash

    Didnt you see “twins”? It is Brad’s less genetically gifted brother!

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    November 16th, 2009

  133. redneckearl

    that cheating two timing bastard Shopping That’s Not Walmart He’s Showing off his Hardware off at Ace hardware store, Now thtas not right !!!

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    November 16th, 2009

  134. aprilbug29

    Retired porn star.

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    November 16th, 2009

  135. Shadopilot

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  136. Sean

    pretty tame compared to most ive seen here other than his daisy man dukes

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    November 16th, 2009

  137. Nawtic

    BRAD PITT’S WHITE TRASH BROTHER> :D

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    November 16th, 2009

  138. Katie

    Maybe they just unfroze him from the 70’s this was the style for men then.

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    November 17th, 2009

  139. Andy

    You know your shorts are too short when your pockets stick out the leg.

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    November 17th, 2009

  140. Matt

    This is definately not a wal-mart hardware department…trust me I managed one for a long time this pic should not be on here

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    November 17th, 2009

  141. Gina

    brad pitt was born in OK..maybe a far far distant relative??

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    November 17th, 2009

  142. Robert

    David Cross’ character from arrested development

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    November 17th, 2009

  143. Sarah

    ……Brad Pitt if he missed that gateway audition for “Across the Tracks”

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    November 17th, 2009

  144. Me

    Now he’s gonna go back to his trailer park. Ya, I’ve lived in a trailer, but this guy is the poster child for trailer trash.

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    November 17th, 2009

  145. Yes sir we carry that, come to the backroom and I will help you fill your order. and Yes I would do him.

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    November 17th, 2009

  146. “There are dozens of us!”

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    November 17th, 2009

  147. Nym

    This guy clearly had the thought “It is very hot outside, but I have to wear pants while I do these home repairs, so I will make some shorts that don’t make the heat worse.” Fashion went away with overambitious use of the shears. But then, he decided that he purely didn’t give a crap…

    There’s this kind of redneck lurking in all of us. Just get it hot enough in the South someplace, and people wanna lose clothing.

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    November 18th, 2009

  148. Nate de la Warre

    I didn’t know Robert Redford wears short shorts.

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    November 18th, 2009

  149. deb

    This guy is more like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite than Brad Pitt. …

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    November 19th, 2009

  150. Dreama

    Brad Pitt is from Oklahoma. Maybe it’s a relative or him going home for a visit in disguise?

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    November 20th, 2009

  151. Micaela

    He’s a Never Nude!

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    November 20th, 2009

  152. Weasel

    That should be “you’re checking out,” not “your” there, bro.
    Christ, you run a site making fun of people for looking stupid and you don’t even have third-grade grammar skills?

    How ironic.

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    November 21st, 2009

  153. Jay

    Brad Pitt is at least from Oklahoma.

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    November 21st, 2009

  154. DKsFINEST

    More like Brad Shiit

    Larry has his left testicle in his right pocket…he cut a hole in it and asks people to get change out of his pocket….much to their shagrin they have a small handfull of Larry’s mushy, manmilk machine….

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    November 22nd, 2009

  155. Bob

    “Yeah he knows your checking out his caulk and hardware.”

    You’re.
    You are = you’re.
    Yeah he knows you’re checking out his caulk and hardware.

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    November 24th, 2009

  156. Death

    Hey its Uncle Rico

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    November 25th, 2009

  157. Jacob Smitherson

    Lt. Dengal from Reno 911?

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    November 28th, 2009

  158. d-ron

    everyday Brad Pitt is thankful for those HS drama classes – otherwise he would be this dude.

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    November 28th, 2009

  159. jamie

    well brad’s family lives in shawnee, oklahoma….so….maybe papa brad

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    November 30th, 2009

  160. Hey! I know this guy! And he does come from Shawnee and he very well may be a close relative, you ought to see this body tanned during the summer, so those of you who think he may be a relative your RIGHT! Even well known people go to Walmart, however he saw this photo and those of you who think this is ACE hardware your RIGHT! And those of your who did notice his crotch you have a problem looking at mens crotches! that and a body image issue that you cannot wear those CUT-OFFS and look that GOOD!

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    November 30th, 2009

  161. riah

    caption writer: don’t confuse your yours with your you’res

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    December 1st, 2009

  162. human being

    its just some guy getting shit at the store..
    oh, he doesnt look like you! oohh he isnt cool!!
    lets take his picture and ridicule him!!
    grow up kids…

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    December 2nd, 2009

  163. R.MuthaFuckin.J

    He looks like Dangle from Reno 911

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    December 3rd, 2009

  164. ash

    uncle rico?

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    December 5th, 2009

  165. Response to "ME" 6 comments in

    Ace Hardware, not True Value. But good try.

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    December 6th, 2009

  166. Its Dangle from Reno 911!!!

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    December 9th, 2009

  167. Playa

    The funny thing is this is probably more close to what Brad Pitt would have looked like if he wouldnt have hit mega stardom and just been a regular dude. Oh celebrities and their face lifts.

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    December 21st, 2009

  168. It could be a long lost relative, he is from OK.

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    December 25th, 2009

  169. Realdragon

    If you’ve got the legs, and he does, show them off!

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    December 28th, 2009

  170. Mary

    I don’t know if someone has already said this or not, but doesn’t this man look exactly like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911?

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    January 4th, 2010

  171. matt

    You know, Pitt is from Oklahoma.. Hmmm it could be

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    January 5th, 2010

  172. caysie

    the funny thing is brad pitt was born in oklahoma…could be his cousin or something lol

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    January 7th, 2010

  173. Meg

    DEFINITELY thought it looked like Brad too before I read it!

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    January 11th, 2010

  174. jason

    lt. J.T dangle???

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    January 11th, 2010

  175. Char

    Yea the Brad Pitt character in Burn After Reading….

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    January 14th, 2010

  176. Julie

    Lol now this does not surprise me. This is a very common site in the small towns of Oklahoma. Still shameful.

    February 19th, 2010

  177. Nix

    Uh, Brad Pitt IS from Oklahoma… his mom still lives there; why shouldn’t he be caught wandering around walmart in some teensy, tiny little shorts? :P

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    April 18th, 2010

  178. Jub

    Yeah, that’s Brad Pitt. He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma. Still visits from time to time.

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    August 4th, 2010

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