November 17th, 2009
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin
I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers.
Texas
I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers.
Texas
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Who says its a girl? Pretty sure that ones up for debate…
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And the hair needs some conditioner. It looks like it was combed with a mixer.
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NOT good….
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And it should be “on its skin”–no apostrophe guys.
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oh wait its a Texas wal mart…They don’t have any there in the first place…
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one word WTF
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That mid-section just really, REALLY looks out of proportion….
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this is the outfit that she spent time picking out and decided was the very best she had. the poor thing. and by the way, do they even sell those half shirts anymore???? i think her boytoy is looking around the corner to see if the rest of her shirt is on the other side of that counter…egads!
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…That wasn’t an out-of-line comment, was it?
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That’s a woman?
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Rockin’ the muffin top, or beer gut…take your pick.
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that’s a woman?! seriously, my gender radar must be off, i could of sworn that was a man.
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Whats up with its hair?
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That does it! I’m dropping my on-line porn subscription sites because this place has all of the hot chicks one could ask for. Jack material all free of charge!
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Tired of looking a stubborn belly fat? Stop shopping at Walmart.
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All the debutantes in Houston couldn’t hold a candle to HER…..
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or it gets the hose again….
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And now that I look at the rest of the photo, there’s probably room for discussion on the attire of everyone here, from Mr. Hip-Hop pants to the plaid dress lady in slippers. Viva WalMart!
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November 17th, 2009
99% of all folks do not look good naked, no matter what, its just a fact – so cover up, especially you half naked plumpies
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November 17th, 2009
Oh, babe. Your adipose tissues is giving me a raging hard on. I want to take my hands and rub your squeezable, stretchy, mayonnaise like flesh.
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“It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin” LMAO who comes up with this Titles…….
To Funny
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November 17th, 2009
The guy on the left in the hat is checking her out.
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November 17th, 2009
I think that’s one of the Bush twins.
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“… or else it gets the hose again. Don’t you hurt my dog! BITCH!!!!”
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Good-bye horses, I’m flying over you…
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November 17th, 2009
is that really a girl…Kinda looks like joe dirt.
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November 17th, 2009
Heather B- Its likely that maybe shes had babies? That also may explain the tiny legs and flabby tummy, but either way, IF she is a mom…at least be some kind of good role model and wear a shirt that covers you!! IF it is infact from beer lol….wear a shirt that fits you anyway! ;P
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November 17th, 2009
A PoWM trifecta! Granny in ht background in her robe and slippers, pony tail guy and those bizarre pants on the other guy. Are you sure that is a girl? Looks like it might be a WalMart grade mullet on a meth user.
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November 17th, 2009
Sure, her gut and muffin top are horrifying… but if we’re going to make fun, can we please use correct grammar? (See the title.) If you don’t know the difference between “its” and it’s” (generally also “your” and you’re”) there is a 100% greater chance you are a wal-creature.
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November 17th, 2009
I didn’t know they started offering tummy tucks at the service counter.
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November 17th, 2009
wow really?…REALLY?!….Halloween ended weeks ago.
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In maybe 20 years she will be sporting the PLUMBERS Crack and hanging out Pancake look at a Walmart
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Maybe before we make fun of the ignorant Wal*Mart creatures, we should learn fifth grade grammar. It’s is a contraction for it is, while its is possesive. “It rubs the lotion on ITS skin.”
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November 17th, 2009
I really wish we could see some comments from the people taking the original pics. Almost like a safari story of how they get the pics of these wal creatures in the wild.
I’d also like to find out if this is a woman and if she had a tramp stamp.
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November 17th, 2009
WOW when i saw that picture my face was like O_o followed by throwing up a little in my mouth
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November 17th, 2009
“It’s”? Really? Are you sure about that apostrophe?
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November 17th, 2009
lest we forget Mr. Hot Topic Pants on the right…
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November 17th, 2009
The guy has a hot butt
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November 17th, 2009
The sad part about this outfit is that it is November and people are still able to wear those barely-there outfits here in Texas…
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November 17th, 2009
Sadly she has one of the better bodies we’ve seen on this site.
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November 17th, 2009
“No, but the muffin top sure does.”
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November 17th, 2009
I can see her moving and groving to the song “SEXY CHICK” . . . Cause she KNOW she is!
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November 17th, 2009
Which one? Everyone in the picture belongs on this website!
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November 17th, 2009
I Live in a small town in oregon, and I have seen MUCH worse, but I do have to agree…find a shirt that fits!!!!!
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November 17th, 2009
She’s freakign hot! Wait, getting dizzy again.
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November 17th, 2009
and where the hell happend to the rest of her bottems, cover up, you look cold!
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Gravity is working overtime on her gut.
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Whats really good and scary is that you know she isnt wearing a bra with that, when you moves her arms that shirt is short enough to just let the girls peek right on out. eww
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November 17th, 2009
Hot from the waist down
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November 17th, 2009
I’d hit that
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wait just a second… THAT’S A GIRL?!
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November 17th, 2009
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, ohhhh, so sexy.
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..this is why I’m hot…
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November 17th, 2009
She’ll have to do a lot better than that if she expects to win the Miss Muffintop pageant. Just look at some of the other contestants on this site.
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November 17th, 2009
HIM (muttering): From the look of things, I’d better make it a LIGHT beer.
HER: what’s that, baby?
HIM: oh nothing, my little muffin!
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November 17th, 2009
I had always had a general rule…if your gut sticks out farther than your boobs, DO NOT wear a tube top. I have now added an amendment to this rule…if your back fat sticks out farther than your ass,..yeah…tube top might not be the best idea. lmao
I would not be opposed to banning tube tops altogether anyway, but that’s just me. lol
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November 17th, 2009
she asked if she looked fat, but he ,remembering that she is the one who gets the big money welfare check, said “looks fine!!!”
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November 17th, 2009
what un paved streets trailer court do these folks live in?
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November 17th, 2009
Nice dialog reference to “The Silence of the Lambs.” This young woman is almost as creepy as that movie.
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Greg Allman could do so much better!
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Greg Allman could do better!
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November 17th, 2009
What a relief! She obviously switched shirts with her boyfriend.
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That’s a woman???!!!
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Are you sure that is a woman?
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OMG!!! It’s Boy George.
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Shemullet?
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Rock en the beer gut.
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November 18th, 2009
Of course it’s a (genetic) female.
Look at the head, the neck, the shoulders, the arms, and the hands.
Even the posture.
She also has her hair in a ponytail.
And true, it looks like she’s a little on the tall side, but 10 bucks says she’s also wearing some kind of heels.
Wow, this site has warped your minds. Not everybody is a crossdresser or a tranny, ya know.
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November 18th, 2009
Is she wearing shorts or a short skirt?
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November 18th, 2009
It’d look better if the skirt weren’t so tight, but for all we know she’s worked herself back down to that weight from something worse. Lets just hope it’s not another case of yet more time on the couch with potato chips & candy.
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November 18th, 2009
I am just keeping my fingers crossed that that’s actually a woman!
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November 18th, 2009
see if you can find a muffin top in this photo, i dare you!!!!
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November 18th, 2009
It’s a dude, man!
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November 18th, 2009
“Would you f@#k me? I’d f@#k me hard..”
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November 18th, 2009
That skirt seriously looks exactly like the one I bought for my ten-year-old daughter at Abercrombie a few years ago!
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November 18th, 2009
Well, at least my brother thinks I’m hot… Just look how he’s checking me out..
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November 18th, 2009
the problem here isn’t that she is fat, but that her clothes aren’t big enough. She just needs a little help shopping for more appropriate clothes is all.
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November 18th, 2009
That is some skanky ass scraggly hair. I am still deciding if that is a gal or some weird dude.
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November 18th, 2009
….well i just lost any potential of having an erotic fantasy with a girl in a short skirt and a white shirt…..gahh…this sux…
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November 18th, 2009
well i just lost my interest in erotic fantasies that include a short skirt…..and my lunch…
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November 18th, 2009
what SHE are you referring to ? ohh…IT’s a she ?!
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November 18th, 2009
THAT is NOT a female!
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November 18th, 2009
That that’s the definition of a turtle skirt, one inch below the snapper!
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November 18th, 2009
Very few people can actually pull off wearing a shirt like and still look good. If you aren’t at the gym everyday just don’t even try.
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November 18th, 2009
HEY,,,, WATCH WHAT YA SAY,,TONY LIKE’S HER,,,,,,,, TONY MUST BE HARD UP, AND THIS IS A ARKANSAS TRANSPLANT,,,,
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November 18th, 2009
At my local Wal Mart, this gal would be considered HOT!
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November 18th, 2009
CAN YOU FIND THE MUFFIN -TOP,THE MUFFIN-TOP,THE MUFFIN-TOP??
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November 19th, 2009
I call your attention to the cute, little appropriately dressed lady with the plaid dress and handbag in the background. Where has she been? Doesn’t she know she’s at Wally World, what’s with the looking nice and age appropriate thing?
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November 19th, 2009
Duz Grannie need anudder quarter fer da lectric horse, Jethro?
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November 20th, 2009
Haha…. whoever said Laporte tx, you’re close…. just cross the bridge into the beautiful dirty bay
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November 20th, 2009
the guy in the hat is checking her out like a library book
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November 20th, 2009
Of all the pics that come into this site, they pick this one? We can see people like this every day at Macy’s! Come ON, where’s the good Walmart trash? They must be getting desperate – this is a call for us all to get our cameras out and go to Walmart!
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November 21st, 2009
Rockin’ the beer gut!
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November 21st, 2009
it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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November 21st, 2009
She is in lost and found looking for her meth pipe, and meth that she dropped somewhere in the store. The sandal she is holding in her left hand indicates that if she can’t find her meth, things will get ugly real quick.
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November 23rd, 2009
It looks like the dude in the back is checking that fine specimen out.
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November 23rd, 2009
It’s not her fault.
The poor girl’s been standing in line at Walmart since she was 13.
She’s outgrown her clothes.
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November 25th, 2009
Or else it gets the hose again.
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November 27th, 2009
They call them half shirts for a reason…..half the women wearing them shouldnt be!
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December 5th, 2009
the “chick” in the half shirt is a dude with a mullet. why am i the first to notice? this is icky
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December 12th, 2009
mmmmmm muffin top…
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January 25th, 2010
“excuse me. have anyone turned in a lost Dignity? no one? hmm i’ll just wait thanks.”
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