November 21st, 2009
My White Momma
I figured Artie Lange would have better things to do than relive old Mad TV sketches. “Don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!”
Utah
I figured Artie Lange would have better things to do than relive old Mad TV sketches. “Don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!”
Utah
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If her trailer is a rockin don’t come a knockin…..oh wait, she could just be headed to the mirror to take out those curlers if she didnt break it putting them in
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She was out of coffee and ran to WalMart to get some.
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November 21st, 2009
Is the woman in front of her wearing jammy pants?
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They are foam rollers..you have to leave them in for hours at a time
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love them sponge rolla’s, she is missin’ the kerchief tho’
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she is missin the Kerchief for her head…
it just ain’t right without the kerchief.
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I think she wants to eat that cashier.
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I’m too sexy …
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She must have need a few items for the opening ceremony of the Trailer Park Olympics.
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November 21st, 2009
“Somebody better go find me a green bingo marker. I found red, yellow and pink but I need me a green Bingo marker. it’s my lucky color when I play blackout! Oh don’t you even make call the manager…….”
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@ Sockpuppet — what is a babuska???? Come on, tell me!
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How can I get that super sexy off the shoulder look for myself??!?!?!
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November 21st, 2009
Amberly,
A babuska is a scarf worn over the hair.
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November 21st, 2009
She is getting all gussied up because her cousin leroy is coming over. And they call it trailer park love……
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The Incredible Bulk
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Someone’s got a hot date at the county jail tonight!
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November 21st, 2009
Really, do people have no pride in their appearance anymore? Nasty.
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November 21st, 2009
The ‘off the shoulder” look is so sexy.
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Do people in other countries go around looking this bad in public?
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November 21st, 2009
@Aunti Di – thank you for the explanation! I got blasted for just asking the question, so I’m glad someone answered. And now I’m one noun smarter…. THANKS!
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November 22nd, 2009
I thought that only old ladies still used curlers! Who knew??
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November 22nd, 2009
BTW, those sponge curlers are made of sponge so you can sleep with them OVERNIGHT and be comfortable.
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November 22nd, 2009
Everyone must be running out of pictures to post if this is the best someone can come up with today. I wouldn’t even notice this gal. Let’s get back to the purple jumpsuit people.
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November 22nd, 2009
But, im not this big and my stuff wasn’t hanging out.
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November 22nd, 2009
Classy lady
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November 22nd, 2009
I can’t believe woman still go out in curlers????? not only is she trapped in the 80’s clothes…but she’s trapped in the 50’s curler head..LOL..
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November 22nd, 2009
STEREOTYPES.
They’re based on reality.
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November 22nd, 2009
At least she’s somewhat fully covered…
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November 22nd, 2009
they just cut her a welfare check, she had to go spend it on some pall malls while it was still warm
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November 22nd, 2009
Do people sleep with those spikey things in their head or did she just get done @ the hair stylist?
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November 22nd, 2009
Dag-nabbit! I told Grandma to wait for me in the truck!
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November 22nd, 2009
I use foam rollers because I have very thin hair PLUS I don’t like damaging my heair with hot rolers..the foam rollers give a more retro look, similar to pin curl rolls. Hot rollers just can’t get that effect, and hot roller curls fall out a lot faster than a cold set.
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November 22nd, 2009
ive had to do some late night walmart runs for otc meds, but never would i leave the house lookin like this. Coulda took the rollers out in the car even !
Come on people get with the program !!!!
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November 22nd, 2009
In ten years or so we’ll see her on the Dr. Phil show, morbidly obese, with people removing the side of her house to get her out and into the special ambulance to take her to the hospital for the stomach stapling. She’ll probably wear curlers then too.
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November 23rd, 2009
Stupid people this isn’t WALMART.. you fools.. This is a Winn Dixie in N. Carolina.. I know because that is ME in the pic.
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November 23rd, 2009
I have to agree with the post from “Utah” above. I’m not Mormon, but my ex-boyfriend was…
One of the things I discovered from being around him and his family, is that most Mormon women are quite attractive (I’m not talking about the extreme sects here, but the mainstream LDS). They take a lot of pride in their appearance, are usually dressed well, with hair and make-up that is meticulous. And to “Utah’s” point, you would never see a bra hanging out. If you did see the tiniest bit of fabric, it would be their official church undergarment.
I’m not loving on OR hating on Mormons, just sharing what I’ve experienced.
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November 23rd, 2009
Nice Artie Lange reference! He’s a funny guy!
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November 23rd, 2009
I love the Artie Lange reference! Bababooey!
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November 23rd, 2009
Yeah, those wouldn’t be capris on a regular size person. The wider the butt, the shorter the pants get. Don’t get me started on the curlers.
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November 25th, 2009
i’ve done something like this before!!! but my hair separated and tied to keep my blonde dye away from my darker hair dye. i went back to walmart only because my friends and i ran out of dye.
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November 25th, 2009
hair all in curlers,bra strap and shoulder showing all seductively.mmmmm mmmm damn!
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November 25th, 2009
so apparently.. people have no decency anymore.
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November 29th, 2009
Best caption ever!
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December 8th, 2009
has anyone noticed her sunburn? musta been that tanning before the prom night at the trailor park.
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December 16th, 2009
Damn…I have those pj pants
Guess I’ll have to burn them now!
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December 30th, 2009
I thought I was the only one who remembered “That’s My White Momma”!!
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January 3rd, 2010
I bet there are a whole family of those waiting back at the trailer on momma to get back with the potted meat and cigarettes.
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