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My White Momma


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I figured Artie Lange would have better things to do than relive old Mad TV sketches. “Don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!”

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  1. BitchyTheDwarf

    she must be getting a pack of menthols to go with her tuna-and-egg (or was it cheese?) sammich.

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    November 21st, 2009

  2. Laurie

    Prom night at the trailer park.

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    November 21st, 2009

  3. charlie

    I don’t know about anyone else but I’m a bit turned on by the bra strap she’s rockin

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    November 21st, 2009

  4. Hungry

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    November 21st, 2009

  5. Catherine

    I’m sure whatever she had to get could have waited 5 minutes for her to take the curlers out of her hair…

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    November 21st, 2009

  6. RU kiddingme

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    November 21st, 2009

  7. Jawsh

    The most recent in trailer fashion…..

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    November 21st, 2009

  8. Sweeeet

    They still make sponge rollers? Seriously? I believe she is also sporting some fancy pajama pants that she’s TRYING to disguise as capris!

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    November 21st, 2009

  9. She’s just wanting to look purdy for Bubba cuz he’s taking her out to that swanky place downtown………. ya’ll know the sizzler

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    November 21st, 2009

  10. Steve

    All my single ladies!! Now put your hands up!!

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    November 21st, 2009

  11. erika

    why do people always got o walmart in pajamas?! and rollers in the hair.

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    November 21st, 2009

  12. Jester

    And I bet the is a Camel no filter hanging from her mouth…

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    November 21st, 2009

  13. Asta Hill

    Did she buy a larger “Just My Size” blouse to give the illusion that she’s NOT that size?

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    November 21st, 2009

  14. Asta Hill

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    November 21st, 2009

  15. Asta Hill

    Oops sorry for multiple entries, if I could delete them I would …

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    November 21st, 2009

  16. BIFF

    Artie would not go out in public dressed like that..eewww.

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    November 21st, 2009

  17. JC

    You can take the girl outta the trailer park but…………………………you know the rest.

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    November 21st, 2009

  18. JC

    Must have just come from getting her spray sunburn.

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    November 21st, 2009

  19. Fordf150

    If you mess with me, you mess with the whole Trailer Park !!

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    November 21st, 2009

  20. Bunker Bob

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    November 21st, 2009

  21. Bucky

    By day she’s a welder, by night she’s a maniac, maniac on the floor …

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    November 21st, 2009

  22. Drake

    She is missing that all important fashion accessory … the home arrrest ankle bracelet …

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    November 21st, 2009

  23. ME

    @SWEEET- I don’t think she’s trying to disguise them as capris. She just doesn’t give a rip.

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    November 21st, 2009

  24. WalMartSux

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    November 21st, 2009

  25. TOYMAN

    All thats missing is the house slippers.

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    November 21st, 2009

  26. Sunny n Florida

    If her trailer is a rockin don’t come a knockin…..oh wait, she could just be headed to the mirror to take out those curlers if she didnt break it putting them in

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    November 21st, 2009

  27. Dede

    It’s a big day for her… later in the afternoon her daughter is marrying her first cousin!

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    November 21st, 2009

  28. Sunny n Florida

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    November 21st, 2009

  29. FAAAAQQQQ

    Yes….Look at the bra strap…Looks like bread baking around twine!!!!

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    November 21st, 2009

  30. Suzy8track

    She wants to look purdy for her man!

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    November 21st, 2009

  31. FAAAAQQQQ

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    November 21st, 2009

  32. JC

    If this is not the poster child for Walmart’s everywhere I don’t know what is!

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    November 21st, 2009

  33. Kenney

    Capri jammie pants, that’s a first.

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    November 21st, 2009

  34. DarMar

    She was out of coffee and ran to WalMart to get some.

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    November 21st, 2009

  35. pinetree22

    Is the woman in front of her wearing jammy pants?

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    November 21st, 2009

  36. Taking offense

    Ok, so here is where my snotty side comes out, but…**what the f-ing hell is wrong with these people? and what is wrong with Walmart for allowing this kind of crap in the store?? It is disgusting, offensive (and perversely funny), but if I saw any of this when out shopping with my family I would have someone’s job! Some of this is so over the top I am just telling myself that it was staged. Please just let me live in my delusion. In all seriousness tho, I am absolutely disgusted on every level. Take a bath, get a hair cut, put on some clothes! Hygiene, have you heard of it??? Soap? Scissors??? Some of these people are so disgusting, so completely unable to grasp how nasty they are… they should be locked up, institutionalized, something! And the greeter? Should. Be. Fired. for letting them in.

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    November 21st, 2009

  37. nina

    They are foam rollers..you have to leave them in for hours at a time

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    November 21st, 2009

  38. lowball

    I’m confused. What’s the point of curlers if your just going to them in?

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    November 21st, 2009

  39. dennylou

    Wow…I haven’t seen pink foam hair curlers since 1965.

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    November 21st, 2009

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    November 21st, 2009

  41. littlemary

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    November 21st, 2009

  42. jdredd

    just picking up some smokes before she heads over to play Bingo

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    November 21st, 2009

  43. pianocaselady

    I am so happy I found this place, it is so much fun!
    love them sponge rolla’s, she is missin’ the kerchief tho’

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    November 21st, 2009

  44. KMART_SUCKS

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    November 21st, 2009

  45. PianoCase Lady

    she is missin the Kerchief for her head…
    it just ain’t right without the kerchief.

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    November 21st, 2009

  46. Sue

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    November 21st, 2009

  47. Manvswalmart

    I think she wants to eat that cashier.

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    November 21st, 2009

  48. goosenheimer

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    November 21st, 2009

  49. goosenheimer

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    November 21st, 2009

  50. Mike

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    November 21st, 2009

  51. mickster

    “FLASHDANCE” – 30 years later.

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    November 21st, 2009

  52. SockPuppet

    Artie would at least have the decency to put a babuska over those curlers.

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    November 21st, 2009

  53. Circe

    What ever happened to smart daytime dresses and white gloves?

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    November 21st, 2009

  54. Newsflash-they now make hot rollers, ya don’t even have to leave ‘em in all day!

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    November 21st, 2009

  55. SockPuppet

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    November 21st, 2009

  56. JD

    I’m too sexy …

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    November 21st, 2009

  57. Homer

    She must have need a few items for the opening ceremony of the Trailer Park Olympics.

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    November 21st, 2009

  58. Meli

    We should be grateful that she’s wearing a bra and a non midriff-exposing top.

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    November 21st, 2009

  59. Debraw

    “Somebody better go find me a green bingo marker. I found red, yellow and pink but I need me a green Bingo marker. it’s my lucky color when I play blackout! Oh don’t you even make call the manager…….”

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    November 21st, 2009

  60. GCM2

    Honestly, is there really no decorum left in the world? (BTW, I’m sure it was a typo: the state attributed here should have been Oklahoma)

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    November 21st, 2009

  61. Amberly

    @ Sockpuppet — what is a babuska???? Come on, tell me!

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    November 21st, 2009

  62. wendy

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    November 21st, 2009

  63. How can I get that super sexy off the shoulder look for myself??!?!?!

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    November 21st, 2009

  64. Amberly,
    A babuska is a scarf worn over the hair.

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    November 21st, 2009

  65. I sure hope she remembered to brush her tooth before she came into the store

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    November 21st, 2009

  66. James

    She is getting all gussied up because her cousin leroy is coming over. And they call it trailer park love……

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    November 21st, 2009

  67. sc0ttie

    The Incredible Bulk

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    November 21st, 2009

  68. Bertha

    She’s got a hot date tonight at the county jail!

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    November 21st, 2009

  69. Bertha

    Someone’s got a hot date at the county jail tonight!

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    November 21st, 2009

  70. HRH

    Really, do people have no pride in their appearance anymore? Nasty.

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    November 21st, 2009

  71. Bob

    The ‘off the shoulder” look is so sexy.

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    November 21st, 2009

  72. TiffanyB

    What is so important at wal mart that you have to show up in PJ’s and rollers still in your hair?

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    November 21st, 2009

  73. Do people in other countries go around looking this bad in public?

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    November 21st, 2009

  74. Amberly

    @Aunti Di – thank you for the explanation! I got blasted for just asking the question, so I’m glad someone answered. And now I’m one noun smarter…. THANKS! :)

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    November 22nd, 2009

  75. Miss Smee

    I thought that only old ladies still used curlers! Who knew??

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    November 22nd, 2009

  76. Miss Smee

    BTW, those sponge curlers are made of sponge so you can sleep with them OVERNIGHT and be comfortable.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  77. Mike

    Everyone must be running out of pictures to post if this is the best someone can come up with today. I wouldn’t even notice this gal. Let’s get back to the purple jumpsuit people.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  78. Katie

    I for one have left the house after dark with rollers,(yes those same pink rollers, I do it every night or I have very frizzy hair in the morning), in hair and some decent pj’s on to run to the store to get Pedialyte for my baby once. So I am going to give some credit because we don’t know what she is buying because you can’t see and we don’t know what time of day this is.

    But, im not this big and my stuff wasn’t hanging out.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  79. kfkfsdifsjf

    Classy lady

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    November 22nd, 2009

  80. Angel

    I can’t believe woman still go out in curlers????? not only is she trapped in the 80’s clothes…but she’s trapped in the 50’s curler head..LOL..

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    November 22nd, 2009

  81. Dan

    STEREOTYPES.

    They’re based on reality.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  82. Monica

    What a stereotype! Way to rep-re-sent!
    At least she’s somewhat fully covered…

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    November 22nd, 2009

  83. MRSZOOKA

    they just cut her a welfare check, she had to go spend it on some pall malls while it was still warm

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    November 22nd, 2009

  84. You shouldn't go into the dressing rooms at wal-mart.

    Do people sleep with those spikey things in their head or did she just get done @ the hair stylist?

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    November 22nd, 2009

  85. Lizzie

    Dag-nabbit! I told Grandma to wait for me in the truck!

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    November 22nd, 2009

  86. utah

    oh heavens. Wendy up above mustn’t have been paying any attention to who was and was not Mormon during her visit. This lovely gem of a woman isn’t modest at all by Utah Mormon standards. No off the shoulder, bra straps showin’ for the faithful here. also, Utah is only 48% Mormon, so she MUST be a Mormon? Think not.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  87. Nina

    I use foam rollers because I have very thin hair PLUS I don’t like damaging my heair with hot rolers..the foam rollers give a more retro look, similar to pin curl rolls. Hot rollers just can’t get that effect, and hot roller curls fall out a lot faster than a cold set.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  88. MAXX

    ive had to do some late night walmart runs for otc meds, but never would i leave the house lookin like this. Coulda took the rollers out in the car even !
    Come on people get with the program !!!!

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    November 22nd, 2009

  89. Linja

    In ten years or so we’ll see her on the Dr. Phil show, morbidly obese, with people removing the side of her house to get her out and into the special ambulance to take her to the hospital for the stomach stapling. She’ll probably wear curlers then too.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  90. Walmart Bitch

    Stupid people this isn’t WALMART.. you fools.. This is a Winn Dixie in N. Carolina.. I know because that is ME in the pic.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  91. Denise

    To Wendy:

    I have to agree with the post from “Utah” above. I’m not Mormon, but my ex-boyfriend was…

    One of the things I discovered from being around him and his family, is that most Mormon women are quite attractive (I’m not talking about the extreme sects here, but the mainstream LDS). They take a lot of pride in their appearance, are usually dressed well, with hair and make-up that is meticulous. And to “Utah’s” point, you would never see a bra hanging out. If you did see the tiniest bit of fabric, it would be their official church undergarment.

    I’m not loving on OR hating on Mormons, just sharing what I’ve experienced.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  92. Howie

    Nice Artie Lange reference! He’s a funny guy!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  93. brandon

    I love the Artie Lange reference! Bababooey!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  94. Jenna

    Yeah, those wouldn’t be capris on a regular size person. The wider the butt, the shorter the pants get. Don’t get me started on the curlers.

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    November 25th, 2009

  95. Gen

    i’ve done something like this before!!! but my hair separated and tied to keep my blonde dye away from my darker hair dye. i went back to walmart only because my friends and i ran out of dye.

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    November 25th, 2009

  96. SEAN

    hair all in curlers,bra strap and shoulder showing all seductively.mmmmm mmmm damn!

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    November 25th, 2009

  97. B~ritzy

    so apparently.. people have no decency anymore.

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    November 29th, 2009

  98. Psychoanalyst

    Best caption ever!

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    December 8th, 2009

  99. Kelly

    has anyone noticed her sunburn? musta been that tanning before the prom night at the trailor park.

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    December 16th, 2009

  100. Echo

    Damn…I have those pj pants :( Guess I’ll have to burn them now!

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    December 30th, 2009

  101. Emmeaki

    I thought I was the only one who remembered “That’s My White Momma”!!

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    January 3rd, 2010

  102. Ben

    I bet there are a whole family of those waiting back at the trailer on momma to get back with the potted meat and cigarettes.

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    January 14th, 2010

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