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How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans?



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Excuse me ma’am, if you want to head back to automotive we can have that spare tire fixed up in a jiffy.

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  1. Hot Tea

    That is a serious case of “muffin-top”!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  2. Athena

    Oh…dear God. Does she think that looks good?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  3. Gahhhhhh

    I almost wanna see how that’s even possible.

    ….almost.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  4. Grizzle

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    November 23rd, 2009

  5. OneLove

    this looks painful

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    November 23rd, 2009

  6. Kristen

    That poor kid has a rough life ahead of him

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    November 23rd, 2009

  7. brienne

    all I can say is, holy hell.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  8. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  9. Matt

    How do you button those pants? I mean … it doesn’t seem physically possible.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  10. TheKillingwords

    It reminds me of one of those Flintstone Push Pops gone WAAAAY wrong!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  11. Doug

    Oh. My. God. Are you kidding me?????!?!?!? I’ve seen muffin top before, but this takes that to an entirely new level!!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  12. Tom

    She needs just a TAD bit more vaseline to get it all in there…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  13. TheanThean

    She probably gained weight when she had her kid, but didn’t want to admit she got bigger and didn’t buy new jeans. Totally understandable, but next time wear a longer shirt to cover your tummy.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  14. Amanda

    This dishonors all Virginians…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  15. Rainbow

    Damn! Don’t these people own mirrors? I’m sure they sell them at Wal-Mart.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  16. Cassandra

    Costco size muffin top!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  17. I think she accidentally put on her kids pants…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  18. David

    Those jeans are pretty damn strong.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  19. Abbz

    LOL…the muffin is cracking!!! Some people just don’t care…*smh*

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    November 23rd, 2009

  20. Yo

    What U gonna do wit all that Junk all that junk inside yo trunk?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  21. Yo

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    November 23rd, 2009

  22. ouiouigirl

    I can still fit in my pre pregnancy jeans!!! Watch me!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  23. samantha

    Wow! I would hate to see that from the front!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  24. Mad Mary

    LOL! Muffin-top? More like the whole damn bakery!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  25. BitchyTheDwarf

    she needs to upgrade to a station wagon ‘cuz her current trunk ain’t big enough for all that junk!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  26. BF

    The motion blur only makes it worst…I can see it moving in my mind! It’s so much worse!!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  27. LH

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no! That’s a spare tire from Gravedigger if it ever was one.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  28. jean

    I love how all the banner ads on POWM are for weight loss products.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  29. Amanda

    How does that NOT hurt?? I mead daaaaaaayum.. She must have broke her mirror at home.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  30. SusieQ

    Oh crap, not only does she need a front end alignment….. She needs her her rear differential lifted, and take away a few of the spare tires….

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    November 23rd, 2009

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    November 23rd, 2009

  32. Chalupa

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    November 23rd, 2009

  33. BF

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    November 23rd, 2009

  34. Autumn

    Aww… c’mon. Those are her PRE pregnancy jeans. She’s just showing off what she used to get little JR.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  35. FAAAAQQQQ

    How the….I mean where the…..Ummm…..who would…Umm…I’ve got nothing!!!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  36. Stooge

    I guess she’s never heard “Crack Kills.” Sadly, I think her purse is bigger than her pants. Maybe she should wear the purse and carry the pants!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  37. allyson

    more disturbing, where are the underwear??

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    November 23rd, 2009

  38. Scrubmyeyesout

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    November 23rd, 2009

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    November 23rd, 2009

  40. Kathy

    Someone’s in some serious denial here.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  41. Annabanana

    Who needs love handles when you can have the whole damn suitcase?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  42. dee

    Thos are probably her sons pants.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  43. Loony2nz

    I don’t comment on any of these photos..I just laugh most of the time.
    But(t) this really forced me to say, “WTF!?!?!?” I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or toss my cookies. I think it’s impossible for the human body to do all 3 at the same time. I think I’ll resort to bleach in the eyes.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  44. Jessica

    That defies the laws of physics!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  45. Doctordeal

    How many jars of vasoline to get into those!?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  46. Amy Lynn

    Oh wow… I mean, I have some love handles and a little bit of a muffin top (thanks kids) but that is… That’s just… It’s so bad I can’t even find the words for it. She needs to find some different pants ASAP. Lowriders are NOT for her! How does she gets them on?!?!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  47. Kim

    Um… are those spray on jeans? Cuz, I don’t possibly know they can be real and zipped….. the artist must’ve gotten ‘tire’d and stopped just short of the crack in the canvas….

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    November 23rd, 2009

  48. brienne

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    November 23rd, 2009

  49. RickRussellTX

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    November 23rd, 2009

  50. Q

    Just because you can close the button on a pair of pants after struggling for a half and hour does not a size 10 make. Just a bit of advice from one fat chick to another…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  51. Timberman

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    November 23rd, 2009

  52. Starz

    Oh my gosh! does she not have a mirror?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  53. mike k

    What ever that is it had to grow into those jeans.NO way could you pull them up,zip and or button them.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  54. BigGuy

    Those pants are so tight a fart couldn’t escape

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    November 23rd, 2009

  55. Miranda

    Imagine the pain and how much work it took to get those on. Simply laying down and then buttoning them WOULD NOT work in this situation

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    November 23rd, 2009

  56. Amy

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    November 23rd, 2009

  57. Patrick

    I’d hate to see what that looks like from the front.

    Merci, Madam, I see your bearded clam.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  58. Eric

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    November 23rd, 2009

  59. Awww, she forgot her belt or it popped off!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  60. Sherri

    Spare tire, muffin top, love handles, and plumber’s crack? You really can find it all at Wal-Mart!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  61. crystal

    a) How is she walking without tripping all over herself b) how is she going to sit down anywhere in those!?!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  62. Angela

    Reminds ME of those Pillsbury rolls bursting out of the tube. Eww…just nasty!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  63. Kay

    Clearly, you DON’T fit all of that in dem jeans!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  64. Hvnscyld

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    November 23rd, 2009

  65. Kristin

    “wow! I can’t believe I can still wear the jeans that I wore in 8th grade! As long as I dont sit down, bend over, or fart, everything will be okay!!!”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  66. Anna

    I bet you she must of jumped from second story window to get into those pants!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  67. dwall

    stopped at walmart before heading to the plumbers convention..

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    November 23rd, 2009

  68. Dale

    giant muffin top, massive @ss crack, pulling a kid standing in a cart. what a classy chick. what’s worse is no sign of panties.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  69. ckisokay

    Looks like the levees are about to go!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  70. Missy

    Obviously she’s in denial. She thinks she is still her pre-baby size 10 and not post-baby size 18.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  71. Cracking up

    Where’s the G-String?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  72. jess e

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    November 23rd, 2009

  73. court

    Ok, so I think a lot of these photos are funny, but this one is just completely disgusting! Why the hell would anyone walk out of their house like that? I’m surpised they didnt kick her out of the store. YUCK!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  74. k-bReEzY

    HOW MANY CANS OF CRISCO DID SHE BURN THROUGH 2 GET IN DEM JEANS

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    November 23rd, 2009

  75. nedrey

    seriously????? really?????

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    November 23rd, 2009

  76. Jules

    In my office, we call that an “Otis Spunkmeyer” muffin top. Seriously….it looks painful…you would have to know this was wrong, wouldn’t you?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  77. Bebe

    200 pounds of junk in a 10 pound trunk.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  78. Julie

    She must of been buying more pliers and lube.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  79. pooh

    Size 0 jeans in a size 20 ass.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  80. Dede

    That’s beyond “muffin top”! That’s “Jiffy Pop”!

    (And it looks PAINFUL – there should not be blood when you undue your jeans!)

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    November 23rd, 2009

  81. TOYMAN

    Her can of biscuits exploded.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  82. Liz1388

    Arrest that woman for Full Back-al Assault!

    I cannot figure her figure. It stretches my credulity beyond all limits.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  83. jdredd

    Makes you miss the days when a fashion mistake was a visible panty line

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    November 23rd, 2009

  84. jess e

    Holy eff…..why do people insist on wearing clothes that are 3 (4?) sizes too *SMALL*? If she upgraded a few sizes she wouldn’t look so huge…ick…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  85. Jen

    sadly i have seen a far bigger muffin top over pants like that. Just cause it “fits” does not mean your rolls look good hanging out for the public to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  86. Brian

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    November 23rd, 2009

  87. Snarky

    They do sell jeans at Wally-world…..perhaps she should have stopped by the clothing dept. That would be the WOMEN’s dept….not the toddler’s.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  88. Aneorexic

    WTF is wrong with her! There is no way she doesn’t realize that all of that is hanging out! Damn, I just want to know how she even got those on, I just can’t figure it out.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  89. B

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    November 23rd, 2009

  90. D.J.

    WHAT.THE.FUCK! O_0

    I’ve been looking and laughing for months but THIS has me posting for the first time!

    SQUEEZING herself into those jeans HAD to somehow involve physics the likes of Einstein himself had yet to discover!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  91. Jesse

    Did she have them made onto her, or what? There’s no way on this Earth she “put” them on…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  92. saguine pear

    That’s not a muffin top… that’s an entire bakery.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  93. leroysmomma

    I’m pretty sure she accidentally put her Sons pants on… Maybe they got mixed w/her in the wash….

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    November 23rd, 2009

  94. Smoo

    Levi’s only guarantee’s the denim in their jeans up to 400PSI….so she is flirting with disaster…ohh…Molly Hatchett may have a new song out of this!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  95. Bri

    No worries…that’s just her personal flotation device.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  96. Mike G.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  97. Tom

    She looks like an open roll of Pillsbury biscuits!

    Hey Poppin-fresh!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  98. bobnh

    The fact is she DIDN”T fit all that in dem jeans. She is way beyond a “muffin top”.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  99. Melissa in NoVA

    Come ON. Seriously. When she buttoned up or zipped up those jeans, she knew it wouldn’t cover her butt. Disgusting. I just wish some of these ass clowns would find this page, see themselves, and give us all an explanation for WTH they are thinking.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  100. TJ

    I dare somebody to put a quarter in her ass and pull her arm, then yell JACKPOT!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  101. Jenn

    It’s Spongebob on laundry day!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  102. Jonesy

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    November 23rd, 2009

  103. lolatu

    she’s all “I can still fit into the jeans I wore in high school!”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  104. Courtney

    Thats more like a “PILLOW TOP” rather than a “muffin top”!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  105. signal

    I guess a little Crisco and a running start got her into those jeans!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  106. Lacey

    A friend of mine did this a lot while we were growing up. There is a BIG difference between fitting into a pair of size 6’s and “Squeezing” your ass into a size 6.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  107. Woah! that’s amazing!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  108. Leslie

    What I want to know is why no one seems distressed: Those jeans are obviously screaming for mercy.

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    November 23rd, 2009

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    November 23rd, 2009

  110. Andrea

    If she looks that bad from the back, I don’t want to see the front.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  111. ROFL

    If she farts, those pants are going to explode.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  112. Eric

    Those chips you have in that bag aren’t going to help you fit into those jeans any better . . . idiot.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  113. jp

    There is just nothing to say about that disaster! To even leave the house looking like that, please give your 5 year old her pants back, PLEASE!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  114. Bard

    I think she is in denial about what size pants she actually should be wearing!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  115. Carla

    Stretchy pants or Weight Watchers. Make a choice.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  116. Having Nightmares

    That’s someone who is delusional.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  117. Nathan

    Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  118. AAAAAA!

    All things considered large and disgusting from this site, at least she’s not wearing pink, she’s not wearing a thong,she’s not wearing a pink thong!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  119. NOSHEDIDN'T

    That’s what happens when you try to fit into your “pre-kid” jeans.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  120. TokenBob

    I was unaware that you could put liposuction on layaway too.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  121. LC

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    November 23rd, 2009

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    November 23rd, 2009

  123. Kelly

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    November 23rd, 2009

  124. JiNxX

    you all know why she’s not actually pushing the carriage? because if the button on her jeans pops off it’ll go through her son like a bullet.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  125. Gunther

    She’s exactly three Cheez-Its away from a pants-plosion which will blow that child into another dimension.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  126. BytchEPoo

    lolatu – that’s exactly that I thought!!! I have never seen that on a woman – ever!
    Her jeans are thinking, “WTF did I ever do to her?!?”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  127. Snarf

    What are the odds there’s a butterfly tattoo on her lower back?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  128. JC

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    November 23rd, 2009

  129. laughing

    Is that even comfortable?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  130. Anonymous

    What I don’t get is how can this person not feel that these pants don’t fit? Doesn’t she feel that they’re too tight, or not sitting properly? Doesn’t she feel the breeze on her ass-crack back there? It just boggles the mind, it really does.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  131. Jules

    Muffin top? That’s an Otis Spunkmeyer muffin top.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  132. jibjab

    How… how did she do that?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  133. zoe

    See, I can still fit in my pre-baby jeans!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  134. MA

    How can she breath!?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  135. theowner

    that looks like where Cthulhu is hidden at R’lyeh all the dimensions are impossible

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    November 23rd, 2009

  136. RA

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    November 23rd, 2009

  137. Mark

    that is wrong, just so wrong.. those pants are kids pants, they aren’t even long enough.. those aren’t low rise, she was shopping in the kids section.. get a life, get a clue!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  138. Donk26

    OMG If thats what the Back looks like Imagine the front! OK NO do NOT imagine the front, I did and now I shall go bleach my eyes! HAHAHAHAHA

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    November 23rd, 2009

  139. Shae

    Dear god people fit and tight are NOT THE SAME THING!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  140. Doug

    Really?!? I’ve seen muffin top before, but this takes it to an entirely new level!!! I’m having a hard time even understanding how she got into those jeans…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  141. CheeseHead

    I visit this site on a daily basis. Every day I think, “Wow, now I’ve seen it all.”

    But nope, everyday there’s some other Walcreature to top that last.

    We definitely need to chlorinate the gene pool and we should start with the folks that walk around with their ass hanging out of their pants.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  142. Bunker Bob

    Whoa !!! That is as far as they would go up?
    And still wear them anyway!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  143. Ina

    how the hell she button them!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  144. aprilbug29

    Call 911-this is the most serious case of muffin top I have ever seen in my life. When those seams rip I can’t imagine what’s gonna come out!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  145. Oregonienne

    How the hell did she get the zipper up? With a winch?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  146. Ina

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  147. CJ

    This is what denial looks like.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 27 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  148. Dianne

    She’s probably convinced herself that all her clothes shrink more and more each time she washes them.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  149. Droo

    New meaning for “hour glass figure”

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 24 Thumb down 3

    November 23rd, 2009

  150. Photographer

    wow i’d hate to be the person or mirror in the room when she unbuttons those things YIKES! EVERYBODY DOWN!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  151. Gabrielle

    oooh my god.
    That’s a (big) fail. How did she put those jeans on !!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  152. Val

    Are you f-ing kidding me? Seriously? I can’t believe she even got into those pants. How can she breathe?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  153. JIMMY

    HOW DID SHE GET THE PANTS BUTTONED?TIED ROPES TO TWO ELEPHANTS AND SMACKED THEM ON THE ASS

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 11 Thumb down 5

    November 23rd, 2009

  154. Jack

    Uhhh, no, ma’am, nothing in that size. Have you tried Omar the Tentmaker?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 31 Thumb down 4

    November 23rd, 2009

  155. Carol

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    November 23rd, 2009

  156. Mandilynne

    thats not muffin top…thats mushroom top

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    November 23rd, 2009

  157. Shannikity

    It’s like a frog pulling on a pair of Barbie Jeans…

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 10 Thumb down 3

    November 23rd, 2009

  158. Benderu

    I’d love to drop a 20 dollar bill in front of her and see what happens when she tries to bend over!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 81 Thumb down 0

    November 23rd, 2009

  159. Smokey

    did she put on the kids pants?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  160. Concerned Citizen of Reality

    I guess she believes it hurts to be pretty. She doesn’t realize you shouldn’t hurt internal organs to be pretty. Plus it shouldn’t hurt the viewing public whlie she’s trying to be pretty!!! That’s just SAD!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 33 Thumb down 3

    November 23rd, 2009

  161. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  162. adlyia

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    November 23rd, 2009

  163. AssCrackOfDoom

    God help the person in front of her when that button lets go….

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    November 23rd, 2009

  164. Alright everyone, seriously, I was just trying to beat the Black Friday shoppers and had to borrow my little sisters jeans…gimme a break.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  165. ric

    She’s in denial.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  166. Sarah

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    November 23rd, 2009

  167. Bucky

    I hate when people scream “Photoshop!” when they see a picture that seems to defy the laws of physics, but in this case I’m begging, nay, pleading, that this is fake. Please, dear God, let this be fake.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 28 Thumb down 3

    November 23rd, 2009

  168. NCMAMA

    Now THATS what you call a busted can of biscuits!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  169. Celtic1888

    ‘Honestly honey…I don’t think you look fat in those jeans’

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    November 23rd, 2009

  170. ChickyChickyTaTA

    her muffin top runeth over ….

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    November 23rd, 2009

  171. Fox

    This is the perfect example of “just because you can zip them up, doesn’t mean they fit”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  172. Shawn

    Omg ! Does she have MOM or a FRIEND that could’ve told her NO!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  173. Jennifer

    Seriously?? She can’t feel the air on her buttcrack? Why did she steal her son’s pants? She went shopping, she could have bought something in her size off the clearance rack and looked better than this! That poor child doesn’t know it yet, but his momma is a serious piece of white trash. How sad.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  174. yikes

    Help me, help me, I’m being squeezed to death.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  175. She’s gonna make make make you scream… make you scream make you scream!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  176. Canadian_JamieAnne

    I want to know where this girl’s bestfriend is. She should be shot for allowing her friend to walk out in public looking like this!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  177. SuzD

    WTH??? That is just W R O N G. Those pants are at least 4 sizes too small – come on now!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  178. Paula

    I didn’t know they made lo-riders in that size !! Oh, they don’t !!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  179. Jax

    Questions is:How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans?
    well, she didn’t, its hanging all over the place…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  180. Sharon

    Those jeans must fit the child and since mom “had an accident” she had to steal the baby’s pants. This is more than my stomach can handle!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  181. David V.

    That’s a lot of crack to spackle!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  182. gooeyduck

    She has got to have some serious upperbody strength to get those pants fastened. LAWDY! I wonder of the pants are made of neoprene or something??

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    November 23rd, 2009

  183. Daniel

    Hasn’t she heard of Apple Bottoms?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  184. dennylou

    Relax…PAM will help you pull it off (and put them on).

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    November 23rd, 2009

  185. realitycheck

    Did she Not feel the Breeze???

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    November 23rd, 2009

  186. Lisa

    Its the pillsbury dough boy’s wife!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  187. Tinkertrish

    Looks like a slot machine to me!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  188. piesmama

    I haven’t seen that much junk since ‘Sanford & Son’!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  189. Pamela

    OMG .. that’s just nasty!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  190. sarah

    She should enter that muffin top in the Guinness Book of World Records.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  191. Brooks

    OUCH! I bet her feet are blue! That looks down right dangerous!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  192. John

    “…And partner, there’s a tiger in them tight fittin jeans…”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  193. Mary

    That is just WRONG! If she didn’t have anything to wear, she could have put on a black hefty bag skirt. That would have looked 1000 times better than this train wreck.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  194. Gail G

    OMG! Gives a whole new meaning to “muffin top”!!! Yikes!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  195. pickels

    The question is, did these jeans ever fit her.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  196. Jackie

    That’s no spare tired. That’s a damn F-150!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  197. Brooks

    OUCH!!! Bet her feet are blue and cold!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  198. cwgrl

    She’s got a major “hangover”!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  199. Meri

    I’m a big girl myself. I know how to put on pants that fit me–even if I have to admit I wear a size 20. The pain of admitting that I wear a large size is like ripping a band-aid off. It’s gotta be NOTHING compared to trying to yank oneself into those jeans, not to mention having your circulation cut off… maybe she’s trying to cause that area of her body to get gangrene and fall off?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  200. WalMartSux

    uncalled for

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    November 23rd, 2009

  201. Yllwgt2001

    She is trying to wear hip huggers, RFLMAO. They sure are huggin those hips. She has created a higher up plumbers crack. Hip huggers are for skinny chics, LOL

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    November 23rd, 2009

  202. dosbabymama

    Look! I can fit into my pre-pregnancy jeans!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  203. Stephanie

    The only thing better than laughing at this picture is imagining how the HELL she got into those jeans!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  204. Awkward

    Why?? If you’re shopping at Wal Mart, buy cheap pair of jeans that ACTUALLY fit!!!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 9 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  205. William Okerstrom

    What’s more disturbing is that I don’t even see a thong under those jeans. That’s gotta hurt!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  206. Debraw

    Have you ever wondered what it would look like to suck a golfball through a garden hose? I have a pretty good idea right now…..

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 32 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  207. wowsah!

    I’m afraid to see what she looks like from the front O_o

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    November 23rd, 2009

  208. My eyes burn

    Is it possible that a denim anaconda is swallowing her legs first?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  209. OldDog

    For our safety, please invest in a set of clearance lights and turn signals, ma’am.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  210. meany ninny

    Why isn’t there a frontal!! I need to know if her gut is hanging over her too small pants.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  211. Sgt. Friday

    Who says you can’t fit the toothpaste back in the tube? But this is an example of why we shouldn’t.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  212. reggie

    I want to know the brand of those jeans, ’cause that’s some tough denim. I wouldn’t want to view the collateral damage when those suckers explode.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 25 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  213. Rach

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  214. MuffinMan

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  215. Bullz

    1 shart out of her and 1.2 million in merchandise and 150 lives shot to hell…keepp your fingers crossed and for god sake, nobody startle her!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  216. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OMG that is nasty!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  217. Deray

    “Y’all remember those jeans I luuuuved in high school? they still fit meeee”

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 28 Thumb down 0

    November 23rd, 2009

  218. LadyBlaze

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    November 23rd, 2009

  219. Honesty

    Someone lied to her if they told her that was attractive. SAD, tell her the truth she needs to buy bigger pants.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  220. Cece

    C’mon, really? Does she really think that looks good? Really?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  221. Lilly

    What happens when she sits down?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 6 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  222. cyn

    She honestly can’t take them off. She’s going to be the next weird news like the obese guy dying in his chair ’cause he couldn’t get out or the lady who’s butt grew around a toilet seat.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 12 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  223. Asta Hill

    There’s no ROOm for a thong, apple bottom jeans-no … carrot bottom …
    I agree with whoever said she literally grew into the jeans, she’s obviously been wearing them constantly since she was 12 years old.
    And lmao @ major hangover

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    November 23rd, 2009

  224. Chris

    oh….my….word! those have to be a good 5 sizes too small! holy crap

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    November 23rd, 2009

  225. KoolCat

    ummm….this isn’t even right. When you are looking into a mirror and you see that much of you a** hanging out and think what the hell ill where them anyway…that is when you know you will basically do anything for attention in the world.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  226. Teeg

    Oh, that’s just wrong…. How in the world is that comfortable???

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    November 23rd, 2009

  227. Meli

    Wow, she looks like a snowman. A REALLY CREEPY snowman.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  228. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  229. dogbar bill

    I can’t do anything but laugh at this one. If I was to see that in person, it would be instinct to point and laugh at it.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 16 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  230. Maro

    Low rise anyone…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  231. Ted

    The idea you can’t get bigger than your pants. I think we can conclude this myth busted.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 19 Thumb down 1

    November 23rd, 2009

  232. jasy

    Is that her butt crack, or just her back fat squished together?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  233. Damnnn

    I’m actually quite impressed that she managed to button those suckers. WOW. I mean, and I thought getting my jeans on was difficult sometimes…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  234. Amanda

    Spongebog Square pants?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  235. nikki

    LMFAO!!!! she outta be ashamed of herself!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  236. djk

    please tell me there is a new pair of jeans in that bag!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  237. goocenn

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  238. Marty

    “You’re going to need a bigger boat”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  239. MsQuote

    How in the world does she walk in those jeans??? It looks like a physical impossibility.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  240. piesmama

    Women like to wear their boyfriend’s jeans……this doesn’t work out so well when he happens to be a midget!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  241. G man

    Looks like her hips are migrating up to her neck

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    November 23rd, 2009

  242. just me

    10 lbs ‘a taters…3 lb sack…nuf said.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  243. Ashley

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    November 23rd, 2009

  244. SilverMoonFox

    someone needs to bite the bullet, but on the necessary safety features (as she will probably try to attack) and let her know she doesn’t fit those anymore (if she even did in the first place) and if she continues wearing them they may explode! Literally!

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    November 24th, 2009

  245. Hannah

    well that pretty much defies like 50% of the laws of physics

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    November 24th, 2009

  246. Lisey

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    November 24th, 2009

  247. MaryD

    Aren’t there still laws against indecent exposure?!

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    November 24th, 2009

  248. Sock_Puppet

    Either she is in a phase of denial that I can’t even remotely comprehend, or she’s wearing those jeans to prove a point — the point being she can still get into jeans she wore when she was 12.

    There is no way on earth she can possibly sit down ONE MORE TIME in those things. When she tried to get out of whatever vehicle she arrived in, she’ll be naked below the waist.

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    November 24th, 2009

  249. Rex Morgan

    Lookout! It’s gonna blow!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  250. Dazed and ...

    But of course she tells all her friends… I wear the same size jeans as I did in high school.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 6 Thumb down 0

    November 24th, 2009

  251. Mclovin

    Doesn’t she feel a breeze?

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    November 24th, 2009

  252. Ro

    Hillshire Farms…GO MEAT!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  253. pittybo

    OMG..This woman is a magician ! She made her butt disappear!

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    November 24th, 2009

  254. Sock_Puppet

    I’ve heard of “hip-huggers”, but these aren’t anywhere near her hips, and they’re still hanging on for dear life.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 17 Thumb down 0

    November 24th, 2009

  255. No questions the pictures are so awesome here, but I like the humorous comments of all the people here so much more.

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    November 24th, 2009

  256. luvmesomepow

    At first I was disgusted at the sight of her in those uhhhh, jeans, and then I realized that she’s got a child….WHAT!!!!!???? Someone had sex with THIS!

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    November 24th, 2009

  257. MarchHare

    this woman needs to be told that her waist isn’t located at the top of her thighs but is actually about 12 inches and 4 whole sizes straight up.

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    November 24th, 2009

  258. Twins Mama

    Holy guacamole!

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    November 24th, 2009

  259. war eagle

    Notice Jillian Michael ad next to her photo? Trying to tell her something, heh. Alabama might not be so bad.

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    November 24th, 2009

  260. OMG!!

    Do you think she looks at people and seriously says..”I fit in the jeans I had before I had my son”. Then wonders why people snicker after she says that?

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    November 24th, 2009

  261. Damian74

    No, words, can, describe. They should have sent a poet. A drunk, methed up, bipolar, literate poet. I have nothing.

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    November 24th, 2009

  262. sundevil2008

    PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  263. frequentflyer

    get that kid some saftey glasses befor her button pops and he loses an eye!

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    November 24th, 2009

  264. freezin28

    yea, think of the children, their eyes are right at button level, looks like that could blow anytime now…

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    November 24th, 2009

  265. LJ

    TAKE COVER! SHE’S GONNA BLOW!!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  266. Debbie Housewright

    Can’t that poor kid be placed with a nice foster family?
    Hopefully she won’t wear anything like this to a future parent-teacher conference.

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    November 24th, 2009

  267. hc

    bet she bought the crisco she used to get into those jeans at walmart..get a friend, i mean a friend wouldnt have let her go out in that right?

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    November 24th, 2009

  268. Spot

    Being too big for one’s britches is supposed to be metaphorical.

    I wouldn’t want to be in the vicinity when those seams fail.

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    November 24th, 2009

  269. Erica

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the hell does this happen?

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    November 24th, 2009

  270. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    November 24th, 2009

  271. NO_im_not_serious

    It’s a trick. That’s an amputee woman sitting atop robotic legs.

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    November 24th, 2009

  272. DeeDee

    Skinny Jeans are all the rage right now, but I think there is a requirement of choosing a pair that are 2-4 sizes smaller than you “think” you are and wearing a shirt that you can barely squeeze your head through.

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    November 24th, 2009

  273. FormerWalmartian

    I know it sounds almost unfathomable, but I’ll wager she left the house thinking she looked hot. Never underestimate the power of self-delusion.

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    November 24th, 2009

  274. Superfly

    LA Legs with an Oaktown booty.

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    November 24th, 2009

  275. OMFG

    A rare appearance of the “Reverse Hourglass” figure!
    You’re all just jealous.

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    November 24th, 2009

  276. coolbrian

    Are those stone wash jeans circa 1989 lol? Probably the last time she actually fit in them.

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    November 24th, 2009

  277. Vicki

    Honestly what was she thinking? Did she wake up in a strange house and put on some other person’s pants? Does she think she’s looking sexy? Maybe she just doesn’t give a damn.

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    November 24th, 2009

  278. Kelly Burke

    Those jeans fit you….. 50 POUNDS AGO! Come on! :/

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    November 24th, 2009

  279. 4 words:

    de lu tion al

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    November 24th, 2009

  280. Linja

    ..makes me think of sausages.

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    November 24th, 2009

  281. Ro

    HillShire Farms….GO MEAT!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  282. Flabbergasted

    The overhang has gone beyond spare tire size and into the realm of barge fenders.

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    November 24th, 2009

  283. Alicia

    The silver lining (?) is that if she keeps wearing her pants like this, chances are that, whether due to health or aesthetics, she will more than likely NOT be reproducing any longer.

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    November 24th, 2009

  284. SUPER DUPER MAN

    She’s part of a magic act. You’ll never notice the card manipulations once you get an eyefull of ‘all that’.

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    November 24th, 2009

  285. Copymistress

    It must take HOURS for the seam, zipper and waistband marks to fade from her skin after she peels these off. Seriously, Ive heard of bootjacks to help get cowboy boots off-what the hell tool does she have to use to get THESE off?!

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    November 24th, 2009

  286. Copymistress

    I just realized how these are staying up-spraymount!

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    November 24th, 2009

  287. SUPER DUPER MAN

    You fools, she’s not even wearing any jeans, that’s just paint and a tight blue belt tied halfway down her butt!

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    November 24th, 2009

  288. cougar

    she’s using an industrial strength bungee cord to hold up “dem jeans”. stay classy!

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    November 24th, 2009

  289. Nolwen

    She is suffering from self-image distorsion. Thinking she can still fit in these size 8 jeans….. More like size 20!!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  290. Summer

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    November 24th, 2009

  291. Summer

    say no to crack

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    November 24th, 2009

  292. Fred

    There are love handles, then there are armrests ….

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    November 24th, 2009

  293. Mark

    That’s not a muffin top. That’s a mushroom cloud. Looks like she is trying to fit in the same size pants as that kid of hers.

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    November 24th, 2009

  294. BamBam

    Okay,just because “technically” you were able to get ‘em on,doesn’t mean you should leave the house wearing them.I realize,you’re reliving the “skinny days”.But,honey…those days have since passed you by,long long ago!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  295. betsy c

    i’m in shock…how in the hell did she manage to get them on…or even zip
    or snap them.. you know that’s gotta hurt….NASTY!!!!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  296. Theresia

    It’s going to explode!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  297. B_Radley

    I think Missy and Zoe are right – those are her pre-baby jeans. She appears to be one of those women who think pregnancy is a great excuse to gobble up the contents of the entire all-you-can-eat buffet. And she is oblivious to the fact that she is still carrying around the extra weight.

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    November 24th, 2009

  298. Freak Speely

    It’s like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. It just won’t happen, lady.

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    November 24th, 2009

  299. Ashley Dykes

    Like my momma always said, “Just because you CAN wear it, doesn’t necessarily mean you SHOULD.”

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    November 24th, 2009

  300. Mrs. Watkins

    She asks: “Does my ass look big in these jeans?”

    He replies: “No, dear, your ass makes those jeans look small!”

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    November 24th, 2009

  301. Oh my Lord, I found where they hid Bin Laden.

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    November 24th, 2009

  302. Sean

    how does she breath you ask?i think she breathes through that ass crack

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    November 24th, 2009

  303. niki

    Thats no muffin top, thats a pound cake!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  304. I feel for her husband, to catch that in the buff? She looks like a chef’s hat from the waist down.

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    November 24th, 2009

  305. Marzemel

    HONEY! Living in denial will not make you look better in those size 6 pants! No one will judge you if you walk out of Lane Bryant with pants that fit you.

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    November 24th, 2009

  306. deb

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    November 24th, 2009

  307. jovsgposj

    does that even qualify as a midriff?!

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    November 24th, 2009