We are now accepting applications for someone to replace the member of our PoWM team who is in charge of reviewing photos, he looked at this picture without warning and immediately jumped out a window.
A swimsuit top, tight jeans and bad hair out in public; has she lost her freakin’ mind? I thought the South was more classy than this?!
Like or Dislike: 7 15
November 22nd, 2009
Skorny
Why are her boobs so disproportionate to the rest of her body? The top half of her body doesn’t match the bottom. Is she pregnant? Or going through menopause since she obviously thinks it’s 105 degrees in there.
Like or Dislike: 28 8
November 22nd, 2009
hmmmm
don’t they make one-pieces anymore?
Like or Dislike: 30 3
November 22nd, 2009
Hugh Junit
I’d hit it…WITH A MACK TRUCK!
Like or Dislike: 26 10
November 22nd, 2009
Elle
SOMEONE LIED to that woman. THAT IS NOT OKAY
Like or Dislike: 135 6
November 22nd, 2009
Super MOM
I believe the risks involved in accepting that job may be too high. I’d never be able to get life insurance!! How did she get those shorts on?
Please advise where we can send cash to the family of your now deceased photo reviewer. He died for a worthy cause.
Like or Dislike: 36 4
November 22nd, 2009
cadillac
I think we have the picture of the definition for the word ‘gunt’
Like or Dislike: 20 5
November 22nd, 2009
She needs help.
Head to toe HOT MESS! The eight inch roots on that Clorox bleach job, bitty saggy titties, muffin top w/a basketball size GUT stuffed into a fifteen year old girl’s jeans … NOT CUTE. This look just screams “INFECTION”.
Like or Dislike: 53 3
November 22nd, 2009
Super MOM
SWEET JEBUS!!! I was so hypnotized by the depths of her belly button, I almost didn’t notice her roots!
Like or Dislike: 82 7
November 22nd, 2009
Ang
OMG!!! What was she thinking walking out of the house looking like that!!! THAT IS NASTY!!!!
Like or Dislike: 9 5
November 22nd, 2009
Melissa
That is NOT a pregnant belly. It’s just fat.
Like or Dislike: 51 7
November 22nd, 2009
FancyMoses
She is in Walmart. Therefore has access to 1. Haircolor 2. Shirts 3. Pregnancy Pants that don’t strangle your unborn child. Yet….
EEEEeeeeewwwww! It hurts me just to look at those jeans. Jesus Christ, ouch! Bet she got em in back in 1985. Damn, besides being ugly as all git out, those have gotta hurt! Alabama, I feel for ya. There’s just too many great Walcreatures down there.
Like or Dislike: 42 11
November 22nd, 2009
Concerned Citizen of Reality
Mirror, mirror on the wall..
Oh wait! She doesn’t have one!
Like or Dislike: 51 8
November 22nd, 2009
Dee Dee
Since you are not using the bleach for your hair any more, can I use it for my eyes please!
Like or Dislike: 36 3
November 22nd, 2009
mark
That’s hot for Alabama (if she has most of her teeth.)
Like or Dislike: 64 14
November 22nd, 2009
Gerry
No shirt, No shoes, “Problem!”
Like or Dislike: 7 1
November 22nd, 2009
Dee
I can’t believe people really go out in public looking this way…guh!
Funny to think…They covered up HIS whole face….Probably the shame!!!!
Like or Dislike: 36 3
November 22nd, 2009
J
Just because it comes in your size does not mean you should wear it! Thank GOD not everyone in Alabama looks like that.
Like or Dislike: 13 5
November 22nd, 2009
Nicole
Is it me or does she have no teeth?!?
Like or Dislike: 5 4
November 22nd, 2009
Vicki
OMG that is one HUGE Moose knuckle………………. LMFAO!!!
Like or Dislike: 25 6
November 22nd, 2009
Kelly
Wow. I just had a baby. This makes me feel like I can wear anything in public. She does it, why can’t I???
Like or Dislike: 9 5
November 22nd, 2009
why
If she lost all her excess weight, she’d have no boobs at all!
Like or Dislike: 17 3
November 22nd, 2009
meat packer
Now I know why Wal-marts has a no picture takin policy in them stores.
Like or Dislike: 12 2
November 22nd, 2009
squirlly
How on God’s green earth can ANYONE go out in public looking like the pictures posted on this website?????
I have a few extra pounds … and when I go shopping, I make sure I’m dressed! I may not dress like a ‘million dollars’ … but jeans and a nice shirt/blouse are my attire – with everything covered and with no chance of ‘anything’ showing …..
Some of these pictures really make you wonder …….
Like or Dislike: 16 4
November 22nd, 2009
adlyia
To my fellow men, I beg of you. Please quit telling women that look like this that it is attractive. Or that it is okay to go out dressed like this.
Just do us a favor and take the hit when she asks the question. Just take the hit..
she wore ans itsy bitsy teeny weeny ugly way too small bikini, and everybody puked at wal mart todayyyy
Like or Dislike: 45 3
November 22nd, 2009
dRoky
You gotta love that smirk on her face….she knows she is hot.
Like or Dislike: 63 3
November 22nd, 2009
Laura
She is Old Enough to know better
Like or Dislike: 27 8
November 22nd, 2009
diana
ew shit.
Like or Dislike: 6 8
November 22nd, 2009
Beth
One word: FUPA
Like or Dislike: 7 4
November 22nd, 2009
Sarita
Here’s what happened…
It took her 2 1/2 hours of struggling to get the jeans on, when she finally succeeded she didn’t have enough energy left to even bother with a shirt.
Like or Dislike: 37 2
November 22nd, 2009
jessie
one hell of a F.U.P.A goin on! LMAO!
Like or Dislike: 4 5
November 22nd, 2009
ohmy
What in the world could she be possibly smiling about? Do I want to know? Probably not =/
Like or Dislike: 3 5
November 22nd, 2009
LMNH
Oddly enough her face doesn’t match the rest of her body. So if she’s only looking at herself from the neck up she probably thinks she looks pretty skinny and is rockin’ that ensemble….
I understand that we all have to sleep with something that looks like. That’s okay. Just cowboy up and get r done. But for goodness sake… quit telling that this looks good! Just stop it…
Like or Dislike: 11 15
November 22nd, 2009
unionmade
One great reason that I do not shop at Wal-mart!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t see her screaming brats though.
Remember on Family Guy when Meg was trying on clothes at the mall and the salesgirl screamed, set herself on fire and jumped through a window? It’s like that.
Like or Dislike: 71 4
November 22nd, 2009
Heather
good grief… why am I not suprised about this picture….
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! DON’T THEY SCREEN THESE PEOPLE AT THE DOOR?!?!?!?!
Like or Dislike: 20 6
November 22nd, 2009
Julie
sad part is… she probably thought she was hot… and strutted herself all over walmart with pride… thinking “dang….. i could have any one these here walmart boys!”
Wanna bet that she has a car setting in the front yard on cinder blocks? Even though most of the “winders” are broken out, her “young ‘uns” still like to play in it.
Whats for dinner tonight? Vienna Sausages, of course.
I want to know where they get pants that fit the bottom and thigh area, and fit the waist. We’re talking a good 20 inch difference. And by fit, I mean she probably had to put them on wet, then let them dry.
Check out the 2-tone roots on the pear shaped woman! How many months between the home hair coloring kits??
Like or Dislike: 3 6
November 22nd, 2009
DKsFINEST
pretty sneaky….just in time for thanksgiving….she is smuggling a butterball …..a clever distraction with the bikini top….no doubt the friction from her thighs has begun the slow roastin
Like or Dislike: 22 4
November 22nd, 2009
JESS
wow….maybe I can put this on my fridge during the holidays so I can have a goal of what I DON’T want to look like next bikini season!
Like or Dislike: 39 2
November 22nd, 2009
Sugar Ray
Most drag queens have better taste. What happened to this one?
those danglers would feel good wrapped around my engorged member
Like or Dislike: 8 36
November 22nd, 2009
Dribble
Now I know why Wal-Mart no longer sells ammunition
Like or Dislike: 29 5
November 22nd, 2009
chuchunesme
People keep saying she’s pregnant? Maybe if she’s carrying triplets…… one in the front and one in each hip!
Like or Dislike: 13 7
November 22nd, 2009
Erin
I dont understand why people think its ok to be out in public like that.
Like or Dislike: 4 3
November 22nd, 2009
Brandy
just be glad you werent there at the beach when she took off the shorts!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike: 37 3
November 22nd, 2009
idontgivadamn
This is just awful. Can u say yeast infection? Gross.
Like or Dislike: 8 4
November 22nd, 2009
Silverbullet
Why back their face out these people go out in public and dont cover their face or anything else people for that fact,They are just out right nasty now Wal Mart needs some type of policy
AS bad as this is, THIS made him jump out the window? OK this might have been the final straw, but after pink cottage cheese butt, ‘ol back titties, and red’nblack mohawk from down the page he was due to bring in the AK-47 in to work anyhow
Like or Dislike: 32 3
November 22nd, 2009
Karen
I love the natural two-tone hair, classy!
Like or Dislike: 11 2
November 22nd, 2009
Jaleeda
heavenss sake! its winter time put on some clothes
Like or Dislike: 5 2
November 22nd, 2009
mark
que “dueling banjos” I hope her man was getting a knife, sewing kit and shop vac for some good ole DIY trailer park liposuction.
Like or Dislike: 14 3
November 22nd, 2009
CHRIS
Well that officially settles it. I am never going to Alabama. Ever.
Like or Dislike: 23 5
November 22nd, 2009
ChickyChickyTaTA
why is she smiling? her belly button is the black hole !!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell for a twelve pack and some Marlboros she’d take you back to her trailer and rock your world baby!!!!!! Bet you wouldn’t even notice when she takes her tooth out……..
Like or Dislike: 27 2
November 22nd, 2009
flighty_1999
“I feel like I might have left something in the car….my purse? Nope, nope it’s right here…what could it be? Hmmmm….”
Like or Dislike: 6 4
November 22nd, 2009
TXMomma
Oh goodness, I can just hear my six year-old asking “Momma did you see that lady over there with just her bra on and her tummy showing?” YIKES!!
Like or Dislike: 5 2
November 22nd, 2009
Ryan
I’m sorry, but I won’t be able to comment on this one until I finish puking……
Like or Dislike: 7 3
November 22nd, 2009
Debraw
Anyone have the number to the Make a Wish foundation?
Like or Dislike: 13 4
November 22nd, 2009
Scott Caldwell
I just don’t get it. So that woman got up that morning, put those clothes on, looked in the mirror … and thought, “Hmmmm. Not bad.” ???????? WTH??????
Like or Dislike: 12 1
November 22nd, 2009
MegaFart
If I ran into this woman at a Walmart, I would do the right thing by grabbing the nearest NASCAR shirt off the rack and give it to her. But then again, she might be so retarded to actually take off her bikini top and THEN put on the shirt.
Like or Dislike: 7 5
November 22nd, 2009
jaloco
*ewwww*
Honestly, my mid-section looks the same way (but I have perkier ‘girls’ and no thunder-thighs)….I never, ever wear anything that lets my belly show. I thank God everyday that t-shirts were invented…and you’ll never see me with one tucked in either.
I have my own swimming pool, I even cover my stomach there too.
Like or Dislike: 22 8
November 22nd, 2009
Adam
QUICK!
Somebody get her to a Vet, this “Cougar” is ill…
Thank you PoWM. I showed these pics to my grandkids, and they made me go out and buy each of them a full-length mirror. They don’t want to end up posted anywhere on this site!
Like or Dislike: 5 1
November 22nd, 2009
Mike Z.
What does it pay? I’ll take the charge in previewing and puking into buckets everytime I come across pictures where people think its ok to wear their, “I’m so hot” outfits to walmart…
She must be legally blind to think its ok to go out in public like that…
Like or Dislike: 1 2
November 22nd, 2009
ang
Miss Alabama 1997 runner up
Like or Dislike: 12 1
November 22nd, 2009
Beech Street Babe
Now you know there has gotta be yeast growing under that belly fat.
Cornstarch baby, cornstarch!
I still love the lady with the big blonde hairdo buying that fabric..I kept waiting for an opossum to climb out of that hair! That was classic!
Like or Dislike: 4 3
November 22nd, 2009
montyburns
it could be worse…she could be applying to micky Ds….then the caption would be “do you want fries with that?”
Like or Dislike: 3 2
November 22nd, 2009
crowgrl13
If your fat stomach is bigger than your boobs, rest assured: WE DON’T WANT TO SEE IT!
ahhh women like her turn me on . whats wrong with me ? help !!!!!
Like or Dislike: 5 12
November 22nd, 2009
ummm?
Not only did she use the Cisco to put on her jeans…. She chowed down what was left in the can….
Like or Dislike: 12 1
November 22nd, 2009
sideburns
She doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Like or Dislike: 23 5
November 22nd, 2009
Mary
Just… damn! Even if you are hot, you don’t go into a store with your bikini top on! Just dont do it. I’m still wondering how she is able to sit in these jeans – the circulation to her feet must be completely cut off.
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 22nd, 2009
robert stawart
Nice roots.
Like or Dislike: 4 0
November 22nd, 2009
rudeomatic
Is this an Alambama “10″?
Like or Dislike: 10 2
November 22nd, 2009
CRAPTACULAR
This country doesn’t need mandatory health care, it needs mandatory mirrors.
Her man must have been chewing on a twix bar when she asked him his opinion on how she looked before they went out on this day. As for her she ate about 10 twix bars! Grosssssss!
Like or Dislike: 1 6
November 22nd, 2009
You shouldn't go into the dressing rooms at wal-mart.
Someone needs a push up.
Like or Dislike: 4 1
November 22nd, 2009
Brittney
How do people think that it’s okay to look like this in public. I’m beyond very confused on how these people think they look good.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 22nd, 2009
Kristen D
Well I do believe that the gent who was proofing the pics realized that it was his ……MOM ! He was immediately horrified and blinded..he had no choice but to end his torture and jump out of the window…poor poor fellow! *sniffles* Reality can be so cruel sometimes *sniffles*
Like or Dislike: 4 4
November 22nd, 2009
Jeff
Who the fuck are these people and why do they think they can go out in public looking like they do?
Like or Dislike: 3 3
November 22nd, 2009
bin
the door greeter is on crack. no shirt, no service, really?
Like or Dislike: 6 0
November 22nd, 2009
Kaz
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and damn right, it’s better than yours!! :-0
Like or Dislike: 4 4
November 22nd, 2009
Lisa
Don’t look now…but one of her breasts is trying to “exit, stage left” …not that I blame it, or anything!
She reminds me a lot of the Spitter from Left 4 Dead 2.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 22nd, 2009
jcastaing
WTF??? That’s just nasty…………camel toe and hanging jugs Yuck
Like or Dislike: 4 1
November 22nd, 2009
Karma
Unfortunately I don’t think the photo reviewer will be the only death due to this woman’s inability to fit herself for pants. A child is going to catch her pant button to the head and suffer major head trauma and hopefully he doesn’t live to see where it came from.
Like or Dislike: 1 2
November 22nd, 2009
Manda
How can I unsee this?
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 22nd, 2009
WalMartSux
i just threw up. still dosen’t top florida.
Like or Dislike: 3 4
November 22nd, 2009
LB
A rare card-carrying member of both the IBTC* and the FJTC**
*Itty bitty titty committee
** funky junky trunk club
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 22nd, 2009
lowball
Such beautiful blond hair. I wonder why she dyes her roots?
Who and the hell would go out looking like that. Also Walmart should have a dress code for everyone that needs to be fully clothed before coming in to Walmart. That is just discussing.
Please, God, let that not be hair around her belly button.
Like or Dislike: 4 0
November 22nd, 2009
Confused
I wouldn’t even walk around in my own home like this! Not even by myself!
Like or Dislike: 2 1
November 22nd, 2009
bluebird
Guys, she’s not up the spout lol! She’s obviously just an older lady with some heft on her that doesn’t know how to dress for her weight and NOT look like she’s got a pimp! :p
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 22nd, 2009
sophia
Based on thsi picture alone, I am revisiting signing up for US Citizenship…Ain’t that a shame? Not sure what’s scarier, her, or the thought some dude is ok with his gal going out looking like…whatever that’s supposed to be.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 22nd, 2009
benji dover
Da Hood would hit it, 4 sure.
Love dat apple bottom, which is a little over-ripe- eeeewwww!!!!
Like or Dislike: 2 2
November 22nd, 2009
Bella
Lord help us all…. I have been blinded… I think I am going to be sick!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 22nd, 2009
Denise
I, personally, don’t find this look particularly attractive…. but you know, that’s just me….
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 22nd, 2009
GCM2
What a fabulous specimen of Southern Hot Mess!!!
Like or Dislike: 9 0
November 22nd, 2009
dennylou
If I was a cosmetic surgeon…well, in one word, CHACHING!!!
Like or Dislike: 2 1
November 22nd, 2009
MidnightsFire
Shows that you can buy ANYTHING in Wal-Mart!
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 22nd, 2009
Sunny n Florida
I talked my husband into applying for the job, then he saw this picture and jumped through the 3rd story window so now he definitely cant take the position, and even when his legs heal he scratched out his eyes so he never has to see this again….poor guy so traumatized
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 22nd, 2009
Blinded by the Thighs
You know, if she was dressed properly (in clothes that fit – and covered) she wouldn’t be so bad. Also if she fixed those roots. And got some teeth. And bathed.
Ah hell. Nevermind.
Like or Dislike: 10 1
November 22nd, 2009
Tater
I’m in love!
That big ol’ cougar ass would look so good on the primered hood of my 73 El Camino…..
Like or Dislike: 3 3
November 22nd, 2009
Bleach
You know what the sad part is? Just looking at her face, and her expression, she strikes me as someone who is actually a nice person. Even with the black bar, you can tell she has a kind face! I wish she knew better than to dress like this…..
Like or Dislike: 8 1
November 22nd, 2009
h. osbourne
at least she is holding one boob up where they are susposed to be
Like or Dislike: 0 1
November 22nd, 2009
bigmeankiddy
Shhh—–don’t scare it– the “Bactrian Fupa” has been known to stampede when startled
Like or Dislike: 3 1
November 22nd, 2009
Tater
One is trying to escape.
They look like she’s trying to steal tennis balls in socks.
Like or Dislike: 2 2
November 22nd, 2009
Janet
I’m going to turn 50 soon, and was feeling kind of unattractive….I feel much better now…..
Like or Dislike: 7 0
November 22nd, 2009
Brain Hemorrhage
Wow, that’s painfully ugly! I wonder how low those nasty tits would sag if she didn’t have her arms under them!
Like or Dislike: 3 2
November 22nd, 2009
Sarah
Poor Britney…
Like or Dislike: 5 0
November 22nd, 2009
joe
To accentuate the FUPA is a faux pas!!!
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 22nd, 2009
Me again
maybe ALL of her clothes were in the wash??? That’s all she had to wear. maybe she shoulda just stayed in her house with the blinds down and curtains drawn.
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 22nd, 2009
k
ya know, she could borrow some of angel wings titties
I’d hit it.
I have done worse, and better.
Guys Don’t lie, you know you would if you thought no one would find out and make fun of you over it.
Like or Dislike: 2 6
November 22nd, 2009
Tater
“Hey Grammuh! Whar ya’ll goin all dressed up in yer church clothes?”
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 22nd, 2009
GCM2
@WALMARTSUX ~
I thought we already discussed this! Can’t get worse than Oklahoma!!!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 22nd, 2009
TOYMAN
Oddly shaped, looks like a happy face.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
Jodie Girl
Damn!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
aprilbug29
Small tits, fat and slutty-just every man’s fantasy!
Like or Dislike: 2 2
November 23rd, 2009
ginathemachina
shes shaped like a turkey. a turkey i wouldnt serve on thanksgiving.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
KingReg
Those balloons should be inflated by now, given how much air the crotch is sucking in…
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 23rd, 2009
Linja
If you’ve got it, flaunt it! I you don’t got it, spare the rest of us the hell of looking at you!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
yikes
When it comes to clothes, less is not better. I’d call this a woman that came down out of the mountains.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
jrf
sumo-esque man-boobs and a partially acid washed gunt.
mm-mmm.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
oh yeah
man boobs+ a 1/2 acid-washed gunt.
mm-mmm
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
Mary
I think she is regretting the decision to wear this – thus the arms crossed over her chest in a lame attempt to cover up. I have nightmares that I wear stuff like this in public!
Like or Dislike: 6 0
November 23rd, 2009
Jules
Wow …. That’s a whole lotta ugly.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
Hillary
You can NOT tell me that she didn’t know what she was doing when she put this on and walked out of her trailer. COME ON! It’s just disturbing!
The pictures on this site explains why the “Greeters” always look so CONFUSED and DAZED…just think if you had to look at THESE every day…drinking on the job would make sense….
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
weazle
Whew, that makes me ashamed to be from BAMA.
ROLL TIDE
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
Steve
Tweet!!!! Board foul. This photo was obviously stolen from dictionary.com, where it’s under the word “Fugly.”
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
Code 50
She looks like a Robert Crumb cartoon come to life.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
Ro
Good thing we don’t see the actual purchase. I’m picturing an extra large jar of Equate petroleum jelly, a case of Miller High Life, a famly size bag of Pork Rinds and a couple packs of Kools.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 23rd, 2009
Andy
No no no no no no no no no there is nothing right about this picture. Has she no decency/taste or a mirror?
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 23rd, 2009
Big-Daddy
not even a case of beer and a 5th could change my mind!
Like or Dislike: 2 1
November 23rd, 2009
Bamagirl150
WHY do people insist on going out in public dressed this way? There is no excuse for this. None at all. I live in Alabama and it embarrasses the hell out of me when I see something like this. PffffffTTTT! I’m disgusted!
Like or Dislike: 8 0
November 23rd, 2009
Jessa
I know they say some foods go straight to the thighs… I guess she confused that list with her grocery shopping list?
Like or Dislike: 0 2
November 23rd, 2009
Paul
Looks like someone broke out the 1980’s ugly stick.
Like or Dislike: 0 1
November 23rd, 2009
maddcoww
help, i just lost my lunch
Like or Dislike: 0 1
November 23rd, 2009
Freak Speely
Dressed like a hooker but has the facial expression and pose of an aging 5th grade teacher.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 23rd, 2009
eve
Oh lord. she must be a good cook. A really really really good cook. And gives her blind husband some really nice meals.
Like or Dislike: 2 1
November 23rd, 2009
Suzy8track
I’m a typical woman…first thing I noticed was that her roots need to be done.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
November 23rd, 2009
Zhombu
I’m getting the impression that, while Wal-Mart is able to sell many things at low, low, prices, mirrors aren’t one of them.
The real beauty of this is that I can see these freaks of nature without having to go to a Wal Mart. It would be the only reason to go, but since people are sending pictures in, I can just look here once in a while and spare myself the dreadful experience. I am fairly sure many of these creatures would never be found elsewhere anyways. I went to WM’s in the distant past and was always amazed at the weirdos I saw. That is in fact WalMart’s product differentiation. Not the low prices or lethal Chinese products, it’s the freak show. Thanks for posting this stuff.
Like or Dislike: 0 3
November 23rd, 2009
just a girl
Gunt … fupa, flip a coin!!1
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
Shannon
I just threw up in my mouth!
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 23rd, 2009
Ro
I’m guessing they just purchased a giant jar of Equate petroleum jelly, a family size bag of pork rinds, a case of Miller High Lite, and a couple packs of Kools. It’s just a hunch though.
Like or Dislike: 0 1
November 24th, 2009
Jamie
What I want to know is how the hell I’m single when THIS woman can get a man…WTF?!
Like or Dislike: 1 3
November 24th, 2009
sally
That chicks got nice tits lol
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 24th, 2009
RY RY
FUPA!!!!!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 24th, 2009
Guapo
I’mma have to take one for the team and go ahead and hit that…………&itch upside the head for being stupid. And Brad Pitt is buying an economy pack of Dremamine for that ocean he’s about to dive into.
Roots showing from getting hair bleached 4 months ago: Check!
Glasses from 1989: Check!
Double Chin: Check!
Itty bitty bikini top: Check!
Front Butt: Check!
Miss Alabama 2010….Check!
Like or Dislike: 3 0
November 24th, 2009
Digguns
That is one hot piece of burning love!!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 24th, 2009
julia
okay, seriously?
why do people feel the need, like what tempts them, to say:
“hey, I should wear a bikini bra thing to walmart!”
???????????????
Like or Dislike: 1 0
November 24th, 2009
Sun
I’m looking for employment, and the worst I’ll do is sit in a corner and babble incoherently with a look of abject terror on my face. Which is what I did upon seeing this picture.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 24th, 2009
Lumpy Rutherford
Sweet home, Alabama. I am so moving there. Is she available? I tried to find a non grocery product NOT made in China. I could not find one.
Like or Dislike: 2 1
November 24th, 2009
Zoid
Well, it’s not like she’d be exposing much if she did…
She’s facing the camera, crossing her arms self-consciously, I’m guessing at some point she said to the picture taker, “WTH are you lookin’ at?!?” And the answer was…where do we start?
Like or Dislike: 0 0
November 24th, 2009
EMMA
Someone needs to inform her that she is a fatty because somehow she clearly hasn’t gotten the message.
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I don’t know what’s more disgusting; that picture, or the fact that I just jerked off to it.
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November 24th, 2009
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I am from Alabama, and I’ve seen some horrifying sights, but this has got to be the worst. We’re really not all like this – I promise.
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JenJen
I am from Alabama and I’ve seen some horrifying sights, but this is the worst. I promise we are not all like this!
Her everyday bra, tubesocks with a bungee cord, just happened to be dirty.
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November 24th, 2009
Jaerb
Immediately thought of L4D’s Spitter.
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November 24th, 2009
Julieann
ME OH MY I do not have the words PUBLIC PEOPLE YOU ARE IN PUBLIC SINCE WHEN IS IT TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC ESSENTIALLY NAKED ON TOP AND WITH PANTS SO TIGHT HER GYN DOES NOT NEED A SPECULUM TO EXAMINE HER !!!!!!!??????????
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November 25th, 2009
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crossing your arms does not help at all sweetie…..
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November 25th, 2009
Shannon
crossing your arms does not help at all sweetie……….
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November 25th, 2009
Sarah
There are 5 noticable problems with this picture.
1) Natural color is coming back, time to fix that shit.
2) This is ain’t no strip club for the blind, it isn’t working put a real shirt on. (Preferably one that fits)
3) Its called deodarant, if you used it maybe you would need to cross your flabby arms to hide the stench.
4) Your old enough to be a grandma, really? Your not 20, and still its not hot then.
5) Did I forget something?…..Oh yea, get some bigger pants! You have a mega poooooch. You have something I like to call a poochy belly, congrats!
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November 25th, 2009
Crayon Box
i wouldn’t have jumped out of a window, you could potentially live after that. instead i would have soldered my eyes out of my head before ramming pencils into my brain like Opi on Family Guy.
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November 25th, 2009
SEAN
and mr fake blond next to her hits it alllllll the time,in between trips to walmart
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November 25th, 2009
Slinky
i wander if she bought clothes or sunscreen?
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November 25th, 2009
Mary
Everyone should have a mirror on the exit door or their home…..she cannot possible think that looks good, or even ok for that matter…..unless you are slim and fit, cover it up….nobody wants to look at your crusty ass fat rolls
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November 26th, 2009
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GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Wal Mart she is the prime candidate for McDonald’s “Super Size Promotion” Fat Bastard would love to get his mits on her!!!!!!!!!! That is one huge FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) for sure!!!!!!! Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 28th, 2009
shaci
Ok, I think figured out the real story…
It was a really hot day so they decided to skip lunch and take a quick dip in the creek. Just when they were getting out a raccoon ran by and snatched up her shirt. Oh no! They have to get back to work…what to do??? He being the wonderful guy that he is offered to buy her a new one so off to Walmart they go! You can tell by her crossed arms that she was a little embarrassed to go inside dressed like that so he let her wear his shirt…but the sign said “no shirt, no service” so he had to put his shirt back on or they wouldn’t let him pay. See! That one was easy!
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November 28th, 2009
Dj
Only in the South.
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November 29th, 2009
B~ritzy
wow. i dont even have words for this. if you gut is bigger than your boobs.. u really shouldnt be wearing a bikini.. THE END.
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November 29th, 2009
Murphyyyyyyy
dear lord. tips of advice someone should’ve given this woman YEARS ago:
1 – wear clothes
2 – wash clothes
3 – clean hair
4 – cut hair
5 – bathe
6 – stop eating for the love of god if you insist on wearing that in public.
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December 2nd, 2009
Dave F.
Gee, I didn’t know Grimace was a woman…
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December 2nd, 2009
Lisa
What happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”?? Why would they let someone in the store like that??
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December 2nd, 2009
elvis
you know, employees check your recite before you leave to make sure you purchased you items, but they never stop you at the door before you come in and say, “you look like trash, you cant come in.”
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December 7th, 2009
melissa
i dont no wats worse i have tht bikini top or her hanging out of it
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December 12th, 2009
Bobo
thats HOT!
wait, no it isn’t
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December 21st, 2009
Rik
That just has to stink.
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January 13th, 2010
Vince
I guess I’m on of 3 guys in the world who thinks she’s totally hot
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January 14th, 2010
Ben
When someone has no shame at all then crazy things like this start to happen.
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January 14th, 2010
Kay
MILF!
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January 25th, 2010
rand
I wish i could see her from behind ! She is a dream for me . You guys just dont want to admit it . I love her !!
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February 1st, 2010
Nicholai, Denmak
well, why bother at all with the bikini top? It’s not working!
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That is one nasty gunt. Cover up!
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Oh wait! She doesn’t have one!
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He must be the greatest liar on earth!!!
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Is it me or does she have no teeth?!?
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I have a few extra pounds … and when I go shopping, I make sure I’m dressed! I may not dress like a ‘million dollars’ … but jeans and a nice shirt/blouse are my attire – with everything covered and with no chance of ‘anything’ showing …..
Some of these pictures really make you wonder …….
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Just do us a favor and take the hit when she asks the question. Just take the hit..
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General rule of thumb is you have to remove your water-filled hip waders before entering the store.
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One word: FUPA
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It took her 2 1/2 hours of struggling to get the jeans on, when she finally succeeded she didn’t have enough energy left to even bother with a shirt.
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one hell of a F.U.P.A goin on! LMAO!
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What in the world could she be possibly smiling about? Do I want to know? Probably not =/
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One great reason that I do not shop at Wal-mart!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t see her screaming brats though.
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In the name of all things sacred…is that a gunt that women is trying to show off?
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good grief… why am I not suprised about this picture….
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just ’cause she’s in bama, THAT IS NO WAY AN EXCUSE.
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Most drag queens have better taste. What happened to this one?
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Looks like she put those jeans on fifteen years ago and decided to leave them on for the rest of her trailer-trash-life.
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OMG HOT GHETTO TRASHY MESS.
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If THAT is a pregnant belly, she is killing the baby inside with that jeans waistline.
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I dont understand why people think its ok to be out in public like that.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why back their face out these people go out in public and dont cover their face or anything else people for that fact,They are just out right nasty now Wal Mart needs some type of policy
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heavenss sake! its winter time put on some clothes
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why is she smiling? her belly button is the black hole !!!!!!!!!!!!
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What was she thinking? Honestly!
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“I feel like I might have left something in the car….my purse? Nope, nope it’s right here…what could it be? Hmmmm….”
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Oh goodness, I can just hear my six year-old asking “Momma did you see that lady over there with just her bra on and her tummy showing?” YIKES!!
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If I ran into this woman at a Walmart, I would do the right thing by grabbing the nearest NASCAR shirt off the rack and give it to her. But then again, she might be so retarded to actually take off her bikini top and THEN put on the shirt.
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Honestly, my mid-section looks the same way (but I have perkier ‘girls’ and no thunder-thighs)….I never, ever wear anything that lets my belly show. I thank God everyday that t-shirts were invented…and you’ll never see me with one tucked in either.
I have my own swimming pool, I even cover my stomach there too.
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Somebody get her to a Vet, this “Cougar” is ill…
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Thats the good ole state of Alabama for ya!
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What does it pay? I’ll take the charge in previewing and puking into buckets everytime I come across pictures where people think its ok to wear their, “I’m so hot” outfits to walmart…
She must be legally blind to think its ok to go out in public like that…
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Now you know there has gotta be yeast growing under that belly fat.
Cornstarch baby, cornstarch!
I still love the lady with the big blonde hairdo buying that fabric..I kept waiting for an opossum to climb out of that hair! That was classic!
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it could be worse…she could be applying to micky Ds….then the caption would be “do you want fries with that?”
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Just… damn! Even if you are hot, you don’t go into a store with your bikini top on! Just dont do it. I’m still wondering how she is able to sit in these jeans – the circulation to her feet must be completely cut off.
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Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
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How do people think that it’s okay to look like this in public. I’m beyond very confused on how these people think they look good.
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Well I do believe that the gent who was proofing the pics realized that it was his ……MOM ! He was immediately horrified and blinded..he had no choice but to end his torture and jump out of the window…poor poor fellow! *sniffles* Reality can be so cruel sometimes *sniffles*
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Who the fuck are these people and why do they think they can go out in public looking like they do?
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and damn right, it’s better than yours!! :-0
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WTF??? That’s just nasty…………camel toe and hanging jugs Yuck
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Unfortunately I don’t think the photo reviewer will be the only death due to this woman’s inability to fit herself for pants. A child is going to catch her pant button to the head and suffer major head trauma and hopefully he doesn’t live to see where it came from.
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How can I unsee this?
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i just threw up. still dosen’t top florida.
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Who and the hell would go out looking like that. Also Walmart should have a dress code for everyone that needs to be fully clothed before coming in to Walmart. That is just discussing.
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Anyone else notice she appears to be toothless?
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she looks like a venus figurine, minus the spray-on stone wash jeans. I don’t know what the hell our ancestors were thinking.
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I wouldn’t even walk around in my own home like this! Not even by myself!
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Guys, she’s not up the spout lol! She’s obviously just an older lady with some heft on her that doesn’t know how to dress for her weight and NOT look like she’s got a pimp! :p
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Based on thsi picture alone, I am revisiting signing up for US Citizenship…Ain’t that a shame? Not sure what’s scarier, her, or the thought some dude is ok with his gal going out looking like…whatever that’s supposed to be.
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Da Hood would hit it, 4 sure.
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Lord help us all…. I have been blinded… I think I am going to be sick!
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I, personally, don’t find this look particularly attractive…. but you know, that’s just me….
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If I was a cosmetic surgeon…well, in one word, CHACHING!!!
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Shows that you can buy ANYTHING in Wal-Mart!
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I talked my husband into applying for the job, then he saw this picture and jumped through the 3rd story window so now he definitely cant take the position, and even when his legs heal he scratched out his eyes so he never has to see this again….poor guy so traumatized
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I’m in love!
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at least she is holding one boob up where they are susposed to be
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Shhh—–don’t scare it– the “Bactrian Fupa” has been known to stampede when startled
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One is trying to escape.
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Wow, that’s painfully ugly! I wonder how low those nasty tits would sag if she didn’t have her arms under them!
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To accentuate the FUPA is a faux pas!!!
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maybe ALL of her clothes were in the wash??? That’s all she had to wear. maybe she shoulda just stayed in her house with the blinds down and curtains drawn.
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“Hey Grammuh! Whar ya’ll goin all dressed up in yer church clothes?”
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@WALMARTSUX ~
I thought we already discussed this! Can’t get worse than Oklahoma!!!
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November 23rd, 2009
Small tits, fat and slutty-just every man’s fantasy!
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November 23rd, 2009
shes shaped like a turkey. a turkey i wouldnt serve on thanksgiving.
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November 23rd, 2009
Those balloons should be inflated by now, given how much air the crotch is sucking in…
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November 23rd, 2009
If you’ve got it, flaunt it! I you don’t got it, spare the rest of us the hell of looking at you!
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November 23rd, 2009
When it comes to clothes, less is not better. I’d call this a woman that came down out of the mountains.
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November 23rd, 2009
sumo-esque man-boobs and a partially acid washed gunt.
mm-mmm.
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November 23rd, 2009
man boobs+ a 1/2 acid-washed gunt.
mm-mmm
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November 23rd, 2009
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November 23rd, 2009
Wow …. That’s a whole lotta ugly.
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November 23rd, 2009
You can NOT tell me that she didn’t know what she was doing when she put this on and walked out of her trailer. COME ON! It’s just disturbing!
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November 23rd, 2009
wtf … dang shes so hot
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November 23rd, 2009
The pictures on this site explains why the “Greeters” always look so CONFUSED and DAZED…just think if you had to look at THESE every day…drinking on the job would make sense….
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November 23rd, 2009
Whew, that makes me ashamed to be from BAMA.
ROLL TIDE
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November 23rd, 2009
Tweet!!!! Board foul. This photo was obviously stolen from dictionary.com, where it’s under the word “Fugly.”
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November 23rd, 2009
She looks like a Robert Crumb cartoon come to life.
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November 23rd, 2009
Good thing we don’t see the actual purchase. I’m picturing an extra large jar of Equate petroleum jelly, a case of Miller High Life, a famly size bag of Pork Rinds and a couple packs of Kools.
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November 23rd, 2009
No no no no no no no no no there is nothing right about this picture. Has she no decency/taste or a mirror?
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November 23rd, 2009
not even a case of beer and a 5th could change my mind!
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November 23rd, 2009
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November 23rd, 2009
I know they say some foods go straight to the thighs… I guess she confused that list with her grocery shopping list?
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November 23rd, 2009
Looks like someone broke out the 1980’s ugly stick.
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November 23rd, 2009
help, i just lost my lunch
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November 23rd, 2009
Dressed like a hooker but has the facial expression and pose of an aging 5th grade teacher.
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November 23rd, 2009
Oh lord. she must be a good cook. A really really really good cook. And gives her blind husband some really nice meals.
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November 23rd, 2009
I’m a typical woman…first thing I noticed was that her roots need to be done.
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November 23rd, 2009
I’m getting the impression that, while Wal-Mart is able to sell many things at low, low, prices, mirrors aren’t one of them.
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November 23rd, 2009
COVER UP LADY!!! PLEASE!!!
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November 23rd, 2009
Ok, I would NOT tap that.
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November 23rd, 2009
What species is she again? She doesn’t appear to be totally human.
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November 23rd, 2009
Ooooh, poor thing!! With those saggy mosquisto bite titties she sure missed out on the one upside to being a fat girl…
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November 23rd, 2009
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November 23rd, 2009
Gunt … fupa, flip a coin!!1
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November 23rd, 2009
I just threw up in my mouth!
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November 23rd, 2009
I’m guessing they just purchased a giant jar of Equate petroleum jelly, a family size bag of pork rinds, a case of Miller High Lite, and a couple packs of Kools. It’s just a hunch though.
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November 24th, 2009
What I want to know is how the hell I’m single when THIS woman can get a man…WTF?!
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November 24th, 2009
That chicks got nice tits lol
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November 24th, 2009
FUPA!!!!!
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November 24th, 2009
I’mma have to take one for the team and go ahead and hit that…………&itch upside the head for being stupid. And Brad Pitt is buying an economy pack of Dremamine for that ocean he’s about to dive into.
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November 24th, 2009
Roots showing from getting hair bleached 4 months ago: Check!
Glasses from 1989: Check!
Double Chin: Check!
Itty bitty bikini top: Check!
Front Butt: Check!
Miss Alabama 2010….Check!
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November 24th, 2009
That is one hot piece of burning love!!
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November 24th, 2009
okay, seriously?
why do people feel the need, like what tempts them, to say:
“hey, I should wear a bikini bra thing to walmart!”
???????????????
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November 24th, 2009
I’m looking for employment, and the worst I’ll do is sit in a corner and babble incoherently with a look of abject terror on my face.
Which is what I did upon seeing this picture.
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November 24th, 2009
Sweet home, Alabama. I am so moving there. Is she available? I tried to find a non grocery product NOT made in China. I could not find one.
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November 24th, 2009
Well, it’s not like she’d be exposing much if she did…
She’s facing the camera, crossing her arms self-consciously, I’m guessing at some point she said to the picture taker, “WTH are you lookin’ at?!?” And the answer was…where do we start?
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November 24th, 2009
Someone needs to inform her that she is a fatty because somehow she clearly hasn’t gotten the message.
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November 24th, 2009
I don’t know what’s more disgusting; that picture, or the fact that I just jerked off to it.
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November 24th, 2009
I am from Alabama, and I’ve seen some horrifying sights, but this has got to be the worst. We’re really not all like this – I promise.
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November 24th, 2009
I am from Alabama and I’ve seen some horrifying sights, but this is the worst. I promise we are not all like this!
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November 24th, 2009
Her everyday bra, tubesocks with a bungee cord, just happened to be dirty.
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November 24th, 2009
Immediately thought of L4D’s Spitter.
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November 24th, 2009
ME OH MY I do not have the words PUBLIC PEOPLE YOU ARE IN PUBLIC SINCE WHEN IS IT TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC ESSENTIALLY NAKED ON TOP AND WITH PANTS SO TIGHT HER GYN DOES NOT NEED A SPECULUM TO EXAMINE HER !!!!!!!??????????
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November 25th, 2009
crossing your arms does not help at all sweetie…..
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November 25th, 2009
crossing your arms does not help at all sweetie……….
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November 25th, 2009
There are 5 noticable problems with this picture.
1) Natural color is coming back, time to fix that shit.
2) This is ain’t no strip club for the blind, it isn’t working put a real shirt on. (Preferably one that fits)
3) Its called deodarant, if you used it maybe you would need to cross your flabby arms to hide the stench.
4) Your old enough to be a grandma, really? Your not 20, and still its not hot then.
5) Did I forget something?…..Oh yea, get some bigger pants! You have a mega poooooch. You have something I like to call a poochy belly, congrats!
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November 25th, 2009
i wouldn’t have jumped out of a window, you could potentially live after that. instead i would have soldered my eyes out of my head before ramming pencils into my brain like Opi on Family Guy.
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November 25th, 2009
and mr fake blond next to her hits it alllllll the time,in between trips to walmart
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November 25th, 2009
i wander if she bought clothes or sunscreen?
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November 25th, 2009
Everyone should have a mirror on the exit door or their home…..she cannot possible think that looks good, or even ok for that matter…..unless you are slim and fit, cover it up….nobody wants to look at your crusty ass fat rolls
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November 26th, 2009
GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Wal Mart she is the prime candidate for McDonald’s “Super Size Promotion” Fat Bastard would love to get his mits on her!!!!!!!!!! That is one huge FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) for sure!!!!!!! Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 28th, 2009
Ok, I think figured out the real story…
It was a really hot day so they decided to skip lunch and take a quick dip in the creek. Just when they were getting out a raccoon ran by and snatched up her shirt. Oh no! They have to get back to work…what to do??? He being the wonderful guy that he is offered to buy her a new one so off to Walmart they go! You can tell by her crossed arms that she was a little embarrassed to go inside dressed like that so he let her wear his shirt…but the sign said “no shirt, no service” so he had to put his shirt back on or they wouldn’t let him pay. See! That one was easy!
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November 28th, 2009
Only in the South.
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November 29th, 2009
wow. i dont even have words for this. if you gut is bigger than your boobs.. u really shouldnt be wearing a bikini.. THE END.
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November 29th, 2009
dear lord. tips of advice someone should’ve given this woman YEARS ago:
1 – wear clothes
2 – wash clothes
3 – clean hair
4 – cut hair
5 – bathe
6 – stop eating for the love of god if you insist on wearing that in public.
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December 2nd, 2009
Gee, I didn’t know Grimace was a woman…
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December 2nd, 2009
What happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”?? Why would they let someone in the store like that??
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December 2nd, 2009
you know, employees check your recite before you leave to make sure you purchased you items, but they never stop you at the door before you come in and say, “you look like trash, you cant come in.”
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December 7th, 2009
i dont no wats worse i have tht bikini top or her hanging out of it
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December 12th, 2009
thats HOT!
wait, no it isn’t
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December 21st, 2009
That just has to stink.
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January 13th, 2010
I guess I’m on of 3 guys in the world who thinks she’s totally hot
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January 14th, 2010
When someone has no shame at all then crazy things like this start to happen.
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January 14th, 2010
MILF!
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January 25th, 2010
I wish i could see her from behind ! She is a dream for me . You guys just dont want to admit it . I love her !!
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February 1st, 2010
well, why bother at all with the bikini top? It’s not working!
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February 7th, 2010
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