If you asked me to pick one item off of him and tell you where you could go buy it, I would be so dumbfounded that I would collapse.
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God..how I love this site. I’m glad that my Wal-Mart is not the only ’show’ in town.
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It’s a Halloween costume? Over his/her head it looks like a skeleton. And there is a skull on the back of the shirt.
Just another bad Halloween costume on a Walmart shopper. In the words of Stormtrooper #42 — Move Along! Move Along!
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Ok sir, I see your lovely costume, but may I ask what the hell your supposed to be going as?
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that is fake
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November 24th, 2009
What a clown…………
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November 24th, 2009
I can tell you where the purple checkerboard sock comes from. I picked up a pair in the bargain bin at Claire’s a few years ago. They’re fun to wear with a business casual outfit.
I think the orange and black striped sock (stocking?) came from one of those Halloween shops.
He sort of looks like a Morris dancer.
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November 24th, 2009
Look at this clown
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November 24th, 2009
So kids, what did we do during Arts and Crafts at school today?
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November 24th, 2009
Gorzo thought America was an awfully friendly place. Ever since immigrating, people always met him with smiles and laughter.
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LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME DAMMIT!!!
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November 24th, 2009
I really want a pair of those purple shoes w/green polka dots! I probably wouldn’t put pom-poms on them though, that’s just tacky.
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November 24th, 2009
He got every one of those items he’s wearing from a dollar store… sad thing is, it still cost him 50 bucks for that wonderful ensemble…
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The amazing thing is nobody in the background is looking at him like he’s unusual.
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November 24th, 2009
I know that guy! Well, i dont know him personally… but he always dresses up like that every year. He has a red jeep and its all decked out with halloween stuff. I actually still have a pic on my cell phone from last year. This walmart is on transit rd in Clarence NY, which is part of Buffalo. He goes to the Wegmans up the road all the time too. Hes a very strange man, and no, hes not dressing up for the site. He does this every year. Ill see if i can post his jeep on here.. altho i think it may already be here.
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November 24th, 2009
you can find that entire ensemble on aisle two of any walmart
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haha, i know this guy. he has an adorable dog. he’s a professional clown and he dresses like that every day, even when not working as a clown.
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… and back home he’s got another pair of shoes — and socks — just like those! Is that bacon hanging off his haunches?
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DOES IT SURPRISE ANYONE THAT THE OTHER WAL-MART SHOPPERS SEEM TO BE TOTALLY IGNORING THIS POOR DEVIL?
IS THERE SOME TYPE OF SPECIAL SALE AT THE DELI COUNTER, THAT THEY DON’T WANT TO DIVERT THEIR ATTENTION?
HAS THE AVERAGE WAL-MART SHOPPER BECOME SO INURED?
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Homey dont wear that
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November 24th, 2009
I didn’t know they had morris dancers in the US
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November 24th, 2009
Looks like Ronald McDonald’s retarded cousin Henry…
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November 24th, 2009
-First job interview
-Guy sat me in his office and left for a (little while I think).
-I saw pictures of him in clown outfits
-I left out the back door
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November 24th, 2009
It’s like a rainbow took a shit!
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November 24th, 2009
Pennywise is looking for a good deal on a 5lb tub of Mac and Cheese…As long as he doesn’t walk around saying “We all float down here”…
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November 24th, 2009
Looks like someone I saw at Burning Man a few years ago. He was a human arcade game. Acutally, quite a good show.
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Though shunned by family and friends, and turned down by every clown college in America, Otis would not let go of his dream…
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November 24th, 2009
Y’know – he could shoplift anything he wants – who would know?
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November 24th, 2009
I bet his clown car is parked out in the parking lot.
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November 24th, 2009
It looks like he has fruit by the foot attached to his pants. I would not let my kids near that guy!
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New uniform for Walmart greeters…
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He is the reason that people are afraid of clowns
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November 24th, 2009
This clown was well informed. Walmart is indeed a circus.
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Clearly it’s halloween, look at the skeletons above the deli counter…POW is stretching on some of these lately.
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November 24th, 2009
“Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.”
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November 24th, 2009
Upper management trainee?
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It’s either a Ronald McDonald rekative or a reject from a Dr. Suess book
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November 24th, 2009
you know what they say about a guy with big feet……he wears polka dots and a fake nose.
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November 24th, 2009
Is she on duty? At least take the hat off and relax. I guess it’s one of those “never break character” rules.
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November 24th, 2009
It’s good to see ex president Bush out and about.
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REAL RODEO CLOWNS EAT CHICKEN!
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November 24th, 2009
want a piece of candy little boy?….. I have some in my rickety old van in the parking lot…..
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November 24th, 2009
I just love the fact that no-one else there has apparently noticed him.
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November 24th, 2009
Well they’re some sad things known to man
But ain’t too much sadder than the tears of a clown
When there’s no one around.
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November 24th, 2009
“This used to be a funhouse. But now it’s full of evil clowns. It’s time to start the countdown. I’m gonna burn it down down down………”
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November 24th, 2009
WOW! rare footage of Walmart’s ’secret shopper on -the-job’ training in action
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John Wayne Gacy – The Early Years
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November 24th, 2009
Well, it certainly is colorful, I have to give it that. Besides, he wins points for not being fat, and being completely covered!
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November 24th, 2009
COuld I get 3 lbs of ground children?
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Okay people, stop sending in Halloween pictures. It’s getting old.
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November 24th, 2009
This looks like a Morris Dancer on acid.
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November 24th, 2009
Ok, Bozo wanted meatloaf, Binky wanted Chicken, And Krusty wanted…..Damn my striped and checkers hypnotized me and I forgot!!!
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November 24th, 2009
i thought i would never be able to choose a favourite caption on this site.
i was so wrong.
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November 24th, 2009
isn’t that an Ed Hardy deco on his back? what kind of F(*&NG creepy clown is that?
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November 24th, 2009
It is a Walmart…toolbags…Batavia, NY to be exact.
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November 24th, 2009
Killer Clowns from outer space! Run for your lives!!
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November 24th, 2009
He’s shopping for cream buns and sugar cookies — the finishing touch for his costume.
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November 24th, 2009
Do you think that he’s faking? Maybe he knows about the site.
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November 24th, 2009
Not enough pieces of flair!
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November 24th, 2009
Dont hate Clowns have to eat too. haha
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November 24th, 2009
Well, at least it fits…
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November 24th, 2009
This proves that Walmart is a 3 ring circus!
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November 24th, 2009
Meh. He’s some kind of entertainer for kids’ parties. Nothin’ to see here…move on.
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November 25th, 2009
Well you know, some mornings folks just wake up feeling a little funny. This guy probably woke up hysterical
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November 25th, 2009
Actually I have that garland stuff that he has hanging from his shoulders and it’s from…..(shocker)…..WALMART
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November 25th, 2009
Costume for party or work. Doesn’t belong here.
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November 25th, 2009
Was the circus in town that day?
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November 25th, 2009
Sad part is you all don’t recognize a clown when you see one.
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November 25th, 2009
Well, he’s wearing at least three different kinds of Halloween garland, though they’re all varieties our store didn’t sell this year, so they could be old garland…
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November 25th, 2009
I had always wondered what happened to JP Patches
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November 25th, 2009
It’s not his fault someone spilled glue all over him in a crowded backroom of a clown costume store….
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November 26th, 2009
He has a crazy outfit for every holiday and a matching creepy car. everyone in town knows him as the crazy guy
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November 28th, 2009
Maybe some special effects tech in Hollywood or Disneyworld made a cartoon character into real life by mistake.
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November 28th, 2009
Don’t hate….clowns need coldcuts too
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November 28th, 2009
Agreed with the very first comment from Rook; this is probably just some guy who is on his way to a party, not someone who wears this as his regular ‘fashion’ like most of the other folks on the site. I’ve worked in places where I wear various kind of costuming -usually historic, not clown, but what’s the big difference-, and while I usually change on site, there have been times when I traveled to/from a gig in costume. And have stopped for a snack or other last-minute item too. No big deal.
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November 30th, 2009
okay seems like we found the next lady gaga
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December 1st, 2009
This guy is from my home town Wal-Mart. He is not a clown and this is not his job. This guy literally dresses up in crazy costumes for each holiday. He also decorates his car for each holiday.
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December 2nd, 2009
that guy works at the tgif across the parking lot, that’s all his flair. another reason i wouldn’t go to tgif, but i’d still go to walmart.
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December 4th, 2009
I have seen this guy in Rochester, NY at Wegmans. He dresses up for Easter also and his car is decorated too!!! It is absolutely insane to see this guy in person!
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December 7th, 2009
This guy is from my local Walmart…his vehicle is even worse. He does this for EVERY hoilday. He decorates his jeep and has a special outfit and hat to wear around the store.
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December 9th, 2009
i know him
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December 13th, 2009
Major bedhead goes grocery shopping.
(some 90s kids have got to get that.)
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December 23rd, 2009
im pretty sure the socks can be found at hot topic, and almost everything else was purchased at a party store.
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December 25th, 2009
Here is a very disorderly and unsoldier-liek appearance.
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December 29th, 2009
They will keep possession.
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January 9th, 2010
I REALLY wanna hknow, what part of New York is this???
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January 12th, 2010
This man is a sweet guy. He shops at another store I work at. He has an outfit for EVERY holiday and even decorates his car in the same way. You should see his Christmas outfit. He’s really a nice man.
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January 28th, 2010
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