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His Time Is Now



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I find it a little pretentious that he just went ahead and crowned himself ‘Walcreature Champion’ without even consulting us. I have a feeling it won’t take much to dethrone him.

Virginia

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  1. Snarf

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    November 27th, 2009

  2. Nestor

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    November 27th, 2009

  3. Sock_Puppet

    He’s on his way to the pawn shop to pawn his authentic replica of a WWE Champeenship belt so he can come back and buy the latest Wii games.

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    November 27th, 2009

  4. mmg

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    November 27th, 2009

  5. Sock_Puppet

    Either that or this is how he got to the front of the pack when the doors opened on Black Friday. Intimidation, baby.

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    November 27th, 2009

  6. Jo

    Dude! You don’t wear your championship belt to WalMart, unless it’s formal night, in which case you better have on your duct-tape-tuxedo. Hey, I refrain from wearing my tiara, so it’s only fair you keep your freakishly large bling tucked away, instead of bringing it on a run to Wally World. Sheeeeeesh… ;)

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  11. Chibimoon

    Can you smell what the walcreature is cookin!

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    November 27th, 2009

  12. Tiffany

    He’s the heavyweight douchebag champion of Wally world…

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    November 27th, 2009

  13. I'm not telling

    yeah I don’t see anything really wrong with this. there’s really nothing to laugh at. he would probably kick a lot of peoples asses on here. thumb me down, thumb me up who cares.

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  15. wanlongcok

    My nephew has one of those belts. He’s 10, and knows better than to wear it to Walmart.

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    November 27th, 2009

  16. Allen

    I pity the fool that don’t let me to the head of the checkout line. I pity the fool

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  18. DMC

    This is what Shelton Benjamin will look like in ten years – only he still won’t have the WWE title…

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    November 27th, 2009

  19. Mike of NH

    I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of porn this guy buys.

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    November 27th, 2009

  20. Jodes

    Man the Rock’s really let himself go..

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  22. jgosnell

    I wonder if this guy realizes that he looks like hes 10 carrying that fake wrestling belt around..then again maybe he wants to be a kid again,dont we all?

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    November 27th, 2009

  23. Bunker Bob

    He just wiped the floor with the “Dirty Burgers” girl !

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  30. southernlites

    God help me I’ve become addicted to this site……

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    November 27th, 2009

  31. Poultrywrangler

    You go tell him that he looks like a total twerp. I start running and hiding. When he hits just curl up in a fetal postion.

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    November 27th, 2009

  32. El_Viejo

    Looks like Mike Tyson has to carry one of his championship belts around so people will recognize him now…

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  34. JC

    I sense that he would not hesitate to open a can of whoop a$$ if provoked.

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  36. Richard Head

    He’s only the champ until Ol’ Dirty Burgers gets him inside Hell in the Cell.

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  38. SEAN

    i wont be getting into the squared circle with him

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    November 27th, 2009

  39. Unshockable...I think

    So either

    1. It’s a toy he’s buying for his nephew, which is cheesy, but whatever.
    or
    2. That’s a real wrestling belt and he carries it everywhere, hoping people will recognize him, which is just pathetic.

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  41. Lou

    Fake belt or not…he doesn’t look like someone I’d want to piss off.

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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  49. 5 bucks says that dvd is “The Marine”

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 28th, 2009

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    November 28th, 2009

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    November 28th, 2009

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    November 28th, 2009

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    November 28th, 2009

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    November 28th, 2009

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  63. NoOneImportant

    Kinda looks like an older version of the “Gold Standard” Shelton Benjamin. And why anyone would bring a replica belt in Walmart is beyond me. Actually let’s steal it and crack him in the head with his own belt. Hey, they say wrestling is fake right?

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    November 28th, 2009

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    November 29th, 2009

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    November 29th, 2009

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    November 29th, 2009

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    November 29th, 2009

  68. Viper

    Haha, I’m a wrestling fan, but even you won’t see me wearing a john cena shirt along with the Spinner belt to Wal-Mart. That shit is just too much.

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    November 30th, 2009

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    November 30th, 2009

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  72. Zombie

    I rest my case..every Cena fan is a loser…

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    November 30th, 2009

  73. I wonder if this guy carries a boom box with him. So he can play his entrance music when he goes to walmart.

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    November 30th, 2009

  74. justarandompasserby

    Ok, I’ll admit it. I’m a huge Cena fan. But I definitely wouldn’t walk around Wal*mart with a replica belt.

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    December 1st, 2009

  75. RDS

    You never know where Vince will make a match and your title will be on the line…

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    December 2nd, 2009

  76. rcinaz

    Someone needs to tell him that Mr. T is not a reality TV star.

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    December 4th, 2009

  77. Crackrock champion of the world! All you chickenshitz saying you wouldn’t mess with this booger are pathetic!

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    December 7th, 2009

  78. marshall

    He should be in the Guinness Record Books for the OLDEST John Cena fan ..

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    December 16th, 2009

  79. TO

    OMG swear this is the walmart by my house… I’m embarrassed for him.

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    January 3rd, 2010

  80. SHUAN

    wwe nerd he is no john cena WTF !

    February 9th, 2010

  81. thepunk

    this guy is from the town i live in you will see him everywhere carring that belt around

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    July 7th, 2010

  82. Zee

    Oh, I’ve seen him in Ocean View before.

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    July 26th, 2010

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