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The Scorpion King


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What job do you have with a haircut like this with the exception of ‘The Scorpion King’?

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  1. Mitch

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    November 27th, 2009

  2. Carla

    Looks like one of those things from Alien has attached itself…..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhh

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    November 27th, 2009

  3. Mitch

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    November 27th, 2009

  4. DEB

    That’s actually pretty creative…I was thinking about getting a cat shaved into the back of my head but I didn’t want to end up on PoW.

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    November 27th, 2009

  5. RGina

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    November 27th, 2009

  6. Just a guy

    I’ve read about these things. They attach themselves to the brain stem and suck the intelligence out of their host. I thought they were eradicated in the 90’s?

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    November 27th, 2009

  7. Christian

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    November 27th, 2009

  8. canthelpmyself

    Can’t…stop….
    Must….pull….hair….

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    November 27th, 2009

  9. chris

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    November 27th, 2009

  10. Oregonienne

    From what I understand, in men’s prisons, that haircut is called a “bitch handle.”

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    November 27th, 2009

  11. wes

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    November 27th, 2009

  12. HANK

    I’ve never been stung by a rat tail

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    November 27th, 2009

  13. Falcon_01

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    November 27th, 2009

  14. TheBlueLion

    Wonder if anyone has ever mistakenly smacked the back of his head with a rolled-up newspaper… ” Oh! my bad, thought you had a bug on your head”

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    November 27th, 2009

  15. b0nnie

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    November 27th, 2009

  16. Gawker

    I can’t think of any LEGAL jobs that would allow that stylin’ -do!

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    November 27th, 2009

  17. David O

    Does that turn into a chest-burster a few days later? Funny.. I thought they attached to your face.. not the back of your head..

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    November 27th, 2009

  18. Stamp

    Cool, does he always look like that, or is a treat reserved just for Walmarters as so many seem to be?

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    November 27th, 2009

  19. BKL

    I believe these went out of fashion in China around 1900 when the emperor was overthrown.

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    November 27th, 2009

  20. Big D

    And he really thinks he’s Hip

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    November 27th, 2009

  21. jarvis

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    November 27th, 2009

  22. Carol

    I think it’s looking at me… 0.0

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    November 27th, 2009

  23. Bunker Bob

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    November 27th, 2009

  24. Me

    Gotta wonder what the kids have shaved into their heads? Save the whales? WWJD? Optimus Prime?

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    November 27th, 2009

  25. Josh

    Careful, those things bleed acid. They’re usually attached on the other side, though…

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    November 27th, 2009

  26. Jennifer

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    November 27th, 2009

  27. Erin

    And we wonder why our children have such horrible style

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    November 27th, 2009

  28. Me too

    It kinda looks like a really big tadpole, or something else, use your imagination. LOL

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    November 27th, 2009

  29. Me too

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    November 27th, 2009

  30. Shadopilot

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    November 27th, 2009

  31. Justin

    Holy shit… The Black Mesa headcrabs are real!?

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    November 27th, 2009

  32. Mike of NH

    That’s the type of hair cut that says “I’m a douche and proud of it”.

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    November 27th, 2009

  33. MUDNECK

    IS THAT HIS BRAIN TAKING A POOP?

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    November 27th, 2009

  34. Bobo

    His job is being a douchebag.

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    November 27th, 2009

  35. JONIE

    Well – Duh! He’s obviously a meteorologist! He just goes outside, and predicts the weather: tail down = fair; tail blowing around = windy; tail frozen stiff = snow, etc……!

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    November 27th, 2009

  36. Staci

    He could also be the Rat King.

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    November 27th, 2009

  37. dogbar bill

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    November 27th, 2009

  38. BriBird

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    November 27th, 2009

  39. Dribble

    pull my hair…..ppfffffffttttttttttt

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    November 27th, 2009

  40. Sm

    Seriously, I think I come to this website more for the captions than the actual photos. I always laugh at them.

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    November 27th, 2009

  41. Michele

    1989 called and they want their hairstyle back…

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    November 27th, 2009

  42. WalMartSux

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    November 27th, 2009

  43. Sock_Puppet

    This is the kinda guy that gets all bent outta shape when you stare at them, completely failing to see the reason in their own mirror.

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    November 27th, 2009

  44. zachary

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    November 27th, 2009

  45. Allen

    bounty hunter or repo man

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    November 27th, 2009

  46. wanlongcok

    I’m betting that if I pull that, a lightbulb WON’T come on over his head.

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    November 27th, 2009

  47. larryb

    its probably one of dog the bounty hunters many children.

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    November 27th, 2009

  48. Gero

    @Sock_Puppet: I don’t think you can see that cut in a mirror…

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    November 27th, 2009

  49. Crayon Box

    “check my sweet sexy ass out baby…you know you wana touch it …. just touch it, touch it, c’mon

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    November 27th, 2009

  50. Tastycakes

    This kids, is WHY we don’t get our hair cut in the walmart beauty salon.

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    November 27th, 2009

  51. ross

    I live in Mississippi and I promise he is a brick laborer. Like as in an illegal alien!!!!!

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    November 27th, 2009

  52. vwkev

    you are assuming he HAS a job…..

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    November 27th, 2009

  53. SEAN

    looks like such a nice kid

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    November 27th, 2009

  54. TOYMAN

    His head looks like a pug dog puking up a hairball

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    November 27th, 2009

  55. aprilbug29

    MEN-1989 was 20 years ago. No more tails!

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    November 27th, 2009

  56. skykball

    It is so much more than a rat tail! lol

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    November 27th, 2009

  57. Steve

    hehehe. ‘bitch handle’. that’s funny right there, I don’t care who y’are….

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    November 27th, 2009

  58. Bettina

    someone lied to him & told him it looked cool….someone w/ the same stupid tail….

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    November 27th, 2009

  59. mama,,, daddy,guess who i brought home with me for dinner,,,,,,,

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    November 27th, 2009

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    November 27th, 2009

  61. VIto

    Mr T would chew this punk up and spit him out. What a chump.

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    November 27th, 2009

  62. Amy

    My Question is who braided it for him and why did they not tell him how bad it actually is anf people will totally rip him apart on the internet OMG!

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    November 27th, 2009

  63. fry909

    Hey Kids! Pull my………Rat tail?

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    November 28th, 2009

  64. whydoilook

    Two bad haircuts on one head! That’s gotta be some sort of record. Sadly, that had to start as a mullet.

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    November 28th, 2009

  65. Laura

    He has a Symbiotic relationship with it

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    November 28th, 2009

  66. William the eighth

    This hairstyle gets you a modeling job as the “don’t” and “before” model.

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    November 28th, 2009

  67. SCOUT175

    “…. if you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on baby let me know….” Ah, no….

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    November 28th, 2009

  68. SCOUT175

    “….if you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know….” Ah, no way man….

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    November 28th, 2009

  69. SPORTFISH175

    “….if you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know….” Ah, no way man….

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    November 28th, 2009

  70. Michelle

    It looks like Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter from behind::)))

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    November 28th, 2009

  71. HairPimp09

    So every Hispanic person is an illegal alien? That’s the same as every Southern person is a sister screwin hillbilly

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    November 28th, 2009

  72. nate

    i took this pic for the haircut not to make fun of if he is or isnt illegal…im pretty sure he is legal…….there is little construction going on here in the recession and a good bit of the illegals have gone back….either way dont be a douche

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    November 29th, 2009

  73. B~ritzy

    sweeeeeeeet thats the hottest thing ive ever seen.. gotta love the rat tail!

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    November 29th, 2009

  74. Aissedei

    HAIRPIP09: no every is not illegal. The person above mentioned that the laborers/brick layers that he believes are illegal have these types of hair cuts. Which considering the fact that the majority of illegal aliens are Mexican mainly consisting of the lower economic and lower classes and those are typically the ones you see with this type of hair cut…. odds are pretty good that if you see a latino with a horrid rat tail, over sized jeans and baggy shirt and god forbid the awful super thick soled shoes from the late 80’s early 90’s that it’ll end up being either an illegal from Mexico or someone that got lucky and married some fat white chick and adjusted status… :-) ooh yeah, and if I had a picture of some fat azz red neck look’n person in a cut off flannel and a john deer hat with farm boots covered in motor oil… I might just assume he was a Southern sister screw’n hillbilly…. deal with it.

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    November 29th, 2009

  75. Aissedei

    Although… a different version of the Rat tail has gained popularity in Puerto Rico… and it’s HORRIBLE!!!

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    November 29th, 2009

  76. Whoever did that to his hair:

    1. Is talent with hair.

    2. Had a lot of time on his/her hands.

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    November 29th, 2009

  77. Molly

    In Mississippi, every jobholder of any type is legally required to have that haircut.

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    December 1st, 2009

  78. He couldn’t commit to his gang by getting a tattoo displaying. So he went the cheap, painless, and non permanent way of showing his gang sign.

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    December 1st, 2009

  79. Tasha

    It looks like a horseshoe crab is sucking on the back of his head.

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    December 2nd, 2009

  80. sue

    JOB?! He is almost certainly on welfare! Nobody in their right mind as a business owner would hire something like that!!!

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    December 14th, 2009

  81. nick

    working at a taco stand on the sie of the street, he doesn’t even need a hair net!

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    December 29th, 2009

  82. Mamasan68

    OMG!!! It’s Dave Lister’s bastard son!!! (Obscure Red Dwarf Reference!) :)

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    January 5th, 2010

  83. Mya

    1997 called… They want their rat-tail back.

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    February 6th, 2010

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