November 29th, 2009
Expect The Impossible
You actually being able to spell either one of those words on your own seems more of an impossible mission to me.
Texas
You actually being able to spell either one of those words on your own seems more of an impossible mission to me.
Texas
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caption better than pic on this one. lmao. I’m gonna practice saying that with a straight face now, so if I see that guy somewhere i can say it to his face.
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So much for censorship.
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I bet his pick-up truck has a bumper sticker that says “No Fat Chicks”.
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I’m sure, too, that they get more sex than the douchebag wearing that shirt does.
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The attorney was furious. She called him into her office. She shut the door and I could hear hollering…..by her.
He came out ten minutes later, looking very chastened, wearing the offending shirt backwards, under his jacket.
You wonder what some people are thinking…or if they are at all.
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Sadly, we all know from perusing this site that when it comes to fatties breeding, there is no such thing as “mission impossible”. As long as they’ve got some chromosomes to rub together, nature will find a way.
On an unrelated note, I’m going to go vomit now.
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To quote the great mathematician, Ian Malcolm: “Life finds a way.”
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I have never seen obscene shirts like that anywhere in my life!
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Where there’s a will….there’s a way…LOL..
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I guess he’s living proof that the impossible mission his T-shirt depicts CAN be made possible–somehow!
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A couple of years ago, at Sam’s Club, I saw a (male and female) couple of which the back of the guy’s tee-shirt showed a photo of an act of auto-fellatio.
I *did* say something to express my disapproval.
But then, I’m a moderately big guy.
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Go git another pinch a Skoal, son…. I know your IQ is too low to understand what’s on your shirt…
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“oh honey, I washed and ironed your ‘Mission Impossible’ t-shirt, just like you like it…Gee, I hope I didn’t put too much starch in the collar.”
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Not that funny…..
Watching him try to read a book without pictures would be funnier. He probably does not even know what the shirt says, but just loves the picture.
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Walmart just doesn’t pay attention to the shirts these days. The children would probably be terrified if they saw the woman’s breasts.
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I don’t shop a WalMart very much, somaybe that’s why I haven’t seen any creatures there…is it late at night or early morning theuy are out and aboubt, or do I just need to go there moreoften? I would love to contribute. The stuff I see here is SO entertaining….I want to share too but I got nothin!
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I don’t shop at WalMart very much, so maybe that’s why I haven’t seen any creatures there…is it late at night or early morning they are out and about, or do I just need to go there more often? I would love to contribute. The stuff I see here is SO entertaining….I want to share too but I got nothin!
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2: It is completely possible for fat people to have sex. There’s even sex possitions that are recomended for fatties.
3: You know, not all us fatties are lazy couch potatos. One of my mom’s friends was over 400 pounds. Even the doctors thought she was a lazy sneak eater/liar. Turns out she had a TUMOR wrapped around her thyroid. She could’ve starved herself and still be 400 pounds. Sometimes, folks, it IS medical.
4: Again, WalMart needs a dress code to keep shirts like this out of their store. Let them go to Target and KMart where they belong.
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Tater,
I think that should have been,
“The Bookmobile would of took that there smile right off’n his face. “
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He’s just wearing a T-shirt with an image of his Momma (also his sister) and his Daddy (also his brother)…
Okay ,we get the irony of how you came to be born. Thanks for showing us in cartoon form.
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I bet he drives a dodge ram truck too
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All of the goobers from the sticks are posing at WM with their stupidest clothing, then sending pics in so they can get on “that thar webernet”.
Just maybe……
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wow, Im surprised this guys girlfriend let him put a picture of her naked on his shirt!
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Oh well, asking their parents what his shirt means is probably the closest some kids will get to sex ed.
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November 30th, 2009
Sidenote were this is a will there is a way. I am a fat girl and I have had my share of fat boyfriends.
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November 30th, 2009
Where there is a willie, there is a way.
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Something tells me that he has a whole closet full of these shirts, and that we probably haven’t seen the worst of them yet…
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Is that the same guy that had the shirt about eating pussy and a fat kid eating cake?
First thing I thought of as well when seeing this pick.
No, but looks damn close.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5725
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November 30th, 2009
I disagreee: “’tis a poor lumberjack what cannot fell a tree when it is down”.
Then again, it looks like this ‘tard has NEVER gotten laid.
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November 30th, 2009
Was he Christmas tree shopping? Nothing puts me in the Christmas mood more than a t-shirt with 2 naked obese cartoon characters on it! Joy to the World!
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November 30th, 2009
I love that the cartoon woman has on her heels.
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November 30th, 2009
Vern, Ma and Pa are gonna be mad with you walkin around with their pictures on yer shirt. Ya know whut I mean?
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November 30th, 2009
Toby McGuire???????
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November 30th, 2009
The mission is obviously possible. He was born
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December 1st, 2009
The mission is completely possible. He’s living proof!
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December 1st, 2009
he proudly wears the shirt with is parents image on it.looks like they accomplished mission impossible by procreating him.
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December 1st, 2009
Umm…yeah.
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December 1st, 2009
Not sure what is so funny about this picture. The way I see it this will be a problem faced by most of the US public in years to come. Happy thought for the rest of the world as sooner or later you will be no more then a stain in the history books.
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December 1st, 2009
Well, apparently it IS possible, as evidenced by fact that you’re wearing an image of your Momma/sister and your Daddy/brother.
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December 2nd, 2009
looking at this shirt and the fact that this is idolized in Texas, isn’t it safe to say “Missionary: Impossible” by chance?
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December 4th, 2009
“I’m wondering if the people badmouthing this shirt are doing it b/c they are fat and it offends them.”
Not at all. It simply offends me comedy-wise. As one of the other posters suggested, “Missionary Impossible would have been funnier”, and it would have. As far as that shirt goes, it should have the accompanying sound of a deflating balloon flying around the room. Just unfunny and stupidly bad.
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December 4th, 2009
hmmm…why does he look so familiar…wait..wait ! WAIT! Thats cousin joe from the family reunions…..He used to hit on me until I told him we’re not related
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December 4th, 2009
What’s with the mystery, blurry arm in the left side of the picture?
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December 5th, 2009
You were making fun of him of how he probably couldn’t spell those words correctly, and all the while you had grammar error of your own within that very scepticism.
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December 7th, 2009
In your photo caption, ‘you’ should be ‘your.’
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December 7th, 2009
HE NEEDS TO THROW FLOUR ON HER AND AIM FOR THE WET SPOT…REFERRING TO THE PIC ON THE SHIRT
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December 10th, 2009
YOU COULD PARK A CADDY IN THERE!!
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December 10th, 2009
Nevermind the comment! You mean someone actually paid MONEY for that shirt?
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December 13th, 2009
You bet this guy’s excited: He kissed a girl for the first time—his mom! And look, he commemorated his moment with a t-shirt.
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December 23rd, 2009
You bet this guy’s excited: he kissed a girl for the first time—his mom! And look, he commemorated his moment on a t-shirt.
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December 23rd, 2009
I love the addition of the crooked teeth.
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January 1st, 2010
I think I just found the new pubic figure for my site http://www.mystery-missions.com! Thanks Walmart!
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January 5th, 2010
You know what’s “Impossible”…standing that close to his rotting teeth breath!
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January 6th, 2010
This man is the Kathy Griffin of comedy–aka NOT funny.
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January 13th, 2010
Trust me on this, if this was “Mission Impossible” Del Norte County wouldn’t exist! ; P
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