November 28th, 2009
Buy One Get One
Oh, those boots look like they’re made for more than just walking when you pair them with those gold spandex….shazaam!
Texas
Oh, those boots look like they’re made for more than just walking when you pair them with those gold spandex….shazaam!
Texas
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Wow, I mean wow! You folks in the US of A have it going on with the alternative lifestyles.
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Santa and Mrs Claus on spring break
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Jack Sprat squeaked when he sat
and his wife was NOT at all lean…
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i told her a thousand times not to wear those pants with that sweater!!
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its like she wants to seen
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its like she wants people to think its her butt!
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Well…I was going to have lunch. That cannot be Texas.
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Mother and son black friday shopping team? Come on, the spandex have to be more aerodynamic. And the boots….well something has to keep them warm.
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Oh my… An I thought the guy with the tiger jeans was bad… Lady, where are your pants? Please put them on.
Well I’m going to go try not to puke my guts out… Wish me luck…
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Fly fishin’? Hip waders?
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Renn Faire rejects? S&M buddies?? You make the call!
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Hmm, frozen food aisle…..paper goods, bread aisle….or here it is honey, the baking goods aisle, now where is the Crisco?
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November 28th, 2009
I guess now we know what cottage cheese looks like packed into gold lamme pants….uuuugggghhhh….I don’t think I’m ever going to eat again.
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WOW!!! I SAW THIS COUPLE MANY MOONS AGO AT DUPONT CIRCLE IN WASHINGTON,D.C.,…OR…WAS THAT GEORGETOWN?…BUT…IN TEXAS??…ALL I KNOW IS… THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT!…
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Auditions for the new 007 movie Goldfinger II?
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Look out boy. S/he’ll chew you up.
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I can almost understand why SHE is wearing this. But him….WHY!?!?! Did he think she looked so good, he needed to look good too?
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They look like kinky lion tamers or S & M team in pleather on shopping day.
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I’m getting a yeast infection just looking at ‘em.
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I’m getting a yeast infection just looking at ‘em…
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brings a new meaning to puss N boots.
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I’ve seen every pic on this site, and this is by far the one which has me asking “WTF?” the most.
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Picks up her jaw of the floor and vows never to go to Walmart again.
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November 28th, 2009
Gary..you keep coming back for the same reason we all do …to view the ROAD KILL!!!
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PLEASE tell me the thing on the right HAS pants on?????????
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You could see them from a mile away with those gold spandex! I guess that could come in handy though, you might want to get away…
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WTH were they thinking???????
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god almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wonder twin power activate!
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Do people just have no respect for themselves anymore?
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Shameless. I can’t see how people just can’t show respect themselves anymore, let alone show respect to others. Why can’t they spare our eyes from burning?
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These boots are made for walking….
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Mother and son black friday shopping team? Come on, the spandex have to be more aerodynamic. And the boots….well something has to keep them warm.
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OMG
OMG
I’ll make a meaningful sound when my brain finishes rebooting. Y’know, the way Windows shuts down when it encounters a processing error?
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November 28th, 2009
They say only steers and queers come from texas.. well this shows both… in spandex no less!
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Ummm….aren’t those waders….?
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Ummmm….aren’t those waders….?
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Gold spandex = I look naked?! EEeeewwwwweeeyyy…..
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Oh God! My eyes… they are burning!!
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Leslie Hall is the ONLY person on Earth who should be allowed to wear gold spandex pants! For this travesty, she should get the chance to do a long-distance Citizen’s Arrest!
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November 29th, 2009
So, Okay……………. am I seeing things? Because the woman appears to better proportioned than the guy here, even though she’s a little wider. I dunno, maybe I had too much spiked punch at Thanksgiving…
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They look like 20 pounds of Spam in each of two 10-pound cans.
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They live in Texas with snakes. Maybe the boots are so they won’t get bit.
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WOOHOO! theres a hot couple right there! matching pants! at least they’re wearing pants..
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Zardoz?
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Are they both wearing girddles? Seriously, what is that?
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November 29th, 2009
Where can I get a pair of pants like that?
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i tell ya these snow bird’s have got to quit comin to texas to winter up,sure make’s us texan’s look bad,,,,,, it’s cool they do,but for god’s sake learn to dress !!!!!
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I’m speechless!
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Is it just me, or can you still see the cellulite on her ass and thighs even through the Spandex?
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November 29th, 2009
Jesus and the baby orphans….what the hell? Why? Trying to get on this site is far from an excuse to even having these garments on hand….never mind greasing yourself into them. I have to go flush out my mind…it keeps trying to imagine the look from the front.
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November 29th, 2009
(If they get separated, one can ask the salesperson to page the person who “looks like this”!)
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Dear god, the guy looks like “Bubba”, and Freddy Mercury had a baby… who grew up and married a fat, solid gold dancer.
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This is soooooo wrong. The sunflower gold of her shirt and the gold lame of her pants just DON’T go together.
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Its Freddie Mercury and his mother going shopping for mustache wax
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WTF!!!! is that…
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They usually come in all black leather. They wife sometimes whers these white leather go go boots that are practically taller than me. And the husband has a hitler mustache. lol
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Smoke and a pancake?
Pipe and a crepe?
Bong and a blintz……???
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@VDK ~
An unfortunate smelting accident…..
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LOL.. wow, ha ha.. well, she looks “OK” but like she’s going to a Christmas party as an Elf.. he looks ridiculous.. lol..
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Hot Mess Man and his trusty sidekick Skank Ho Girl will save the day!
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Words fail.
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Now that’s love!
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One more comment: they look like cheap prostitutes.
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November 29th, 2009
Before it’s earned, our money’s all been spent ( on these outfits)
I guess that’s so, we don’t have a pot
But at least I’m sure of all the things we got ( these awesome boots )
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
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November 29th, 2009
You’d never see this at the walmart in San Francisco.
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What planet do these two come from? Good grief, this is so cringeworthy.
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November 30th, 2009
WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! WTF?!
WHAT THE …….
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November 30th, 2009
Does that guy have a tramp stamp?
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November 30th, 2009
Sweet Jesus!!!!! It looks like they’re not wearing pants… but gold spandex is equally offensive.
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November 30th, 2009
WTF?
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November 30th, 2009
Note to Wal-Mart: SELL MORE MIRRORS!
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November 30th, 2009
Oh dear god in heaven…
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November 30th, 2009
Yay, it’s The Golden Spandex Club! Please tell me what I must do to get in…
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November 30th, 2009
My favorite part is that they are both wearing the SAME spandex.
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November 30th, 2009
I am really confused. I thought they were naked from the waste down for a second.
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November 30th, 2009
Perhaps they think they are hot….But just say no…to crack!!! That is indecent exposure-I just threw up in my mouth a lillte! Come on- have a mirror people!
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November 30th, 2009
imagine this on blue ray
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December 1st, 2009
the juggler at the Renaissance Festival ran out of lighter fluid and somebody had to make a run to wallyworld
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December 1st, 2009
If that’s what it looks like with spandex holding it in…what the hell is gonna happen when they peel it off? Hold me, I’m scared!
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December 1st, 2009
El asso wipo and Senor Bagocrap!
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December 4th, 2009
Only Texas… Only Texas…
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December 5th, 2009
Please tell me how two crazies find each other in this big, big world?
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December 8th, 2009
I thought Freddy Mercury was gay?!
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December 9th, 2009
LOL they probably bought those in the 725 section at walmart hahaha they well hideous stuff like that
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December 15th, 2009
Hey look it’s Freddie Mercury
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December 17th, 2009
Is that legal ????
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December 18th, 2009
It must’ve been half off night for all Lady Gaga Cd’s
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December 20th, 2009
PLEASE!!!! These two have nothing on some of the other people that go to renaissance faires! You’re just lucky he doesn’t have on a cod piece! (its like a renaissance jock strap!)
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December 30th, 2009
Not only do they both wear the pant in that family, they strive to match,praying to God there dont sell kids sizes cause their kids would be f–k up
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December 31st, 2009
you know i was bisexual ….now i just give up on both ends…..the gold got to me ….(sigh) this is a depressing day …OH DEAR GOD I HOPE THIS IS NOT 2012 IN THE MAKING!…..
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January 2nd, 2010
Mission in life,
To boldly gross where no man has grossed before.
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January 4th, 2010
Why?
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January 11th, 2010
seriously, i swear thats my aunt and uncle
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January 24th, 2010
i see your thigh high boots, and gold skin tight pants and raise you a yellow sweater dress thing with a 3 foot collar
February 3rd, 2010
When I left for work (meaning my volunteer position at the underground fetish Pirate- for gay men who can’t admit it because they’re in TX- Club) I totally told her I was wearing the gold lamee hot shorts and I’d meet her after “work” at the Big Dub, then damn, the old lady? … she is totally trying to pull that bullshit Matching Couple shit. She know better! I am NOT about commitment. I am my own MAN.
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March 5th, 2010
When did ABBA have a closing out sale?
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March 19th, 2010
This world is turning into that movie “Idiocracy ” and it really frightens me!
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April 6th, 2010
Jesus Christ, just tell me that they didn’t go “comando” and I don’t have to go totally broke in therapy bills!!!
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June 14th, 2010
Oh my God, this is the episode where Mulder and Scully investigated the un-”cut” and questionable episode of when “Star Trek goes Wild”, only to find out that they have been raped and pliaged by Blinded Pirates….(think about it, they had to of been…I wouldn’t back that ass up if I was trippin’ on interstellar drugs, tequila-induced haze and paid “their” weight in gold!!!! Oh yeah, they are wearing their weight in gold…..lol)
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