The fact that this guy is from Pennsylvania explains everything..
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December 1st, 2009
mattamus
odds are thats not water in that cup…
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December 1st, 2009
Dawn
Does anyone else notice a few things in this picture??
1. New boots with the tag still on (where are his shoes?)
2. He is in the pharmacy area with above mentioned boots….
3. He brought his own drink….
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December 1st, 2009
Ro
2 parts white trash to 1 part gangsta = I plastic blue Pimp cup of intoxicating oblivion.
This is the #1 reason why human cloning is wrong…
This is what happens when scientists take dna from Elvis, Dog TBH, Kurk Russel and Johnny Bravo, stir it in a petri dish and grow it in a tube…
HAHA..and he’s workin it while TRYING ON his new shit kickers! HAHA (see the little tag?)
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December 1st, 2009
Joe Ryan
He is sitting like he just received an enema…..
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December 1st, 2009
Gunther
Why do I get the feeling that this guy’s trailer is well stocked for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and that he has a long mental list of zombie killing catch phrases?
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December 1st, 2009
MinnesotaMama
In the whole scheme of things and Walmart creatures in general, this guy looks pretty good. He is mostly covered, coordinated and not bent over. I’m not sure how he got here…
ummm the tag is still on those boots wow he looks like a real upstanding citizen I can’t believe this guy would try and steal something…..when did they start serving liquor drinks at wall mart
Well I’m not gonna be the one to tell that guy that if he’s gonna try on the Wally brand work boots in the store he’d better wear a nylon footie. No way.
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December 1st, 2009
beth
hey – chuck – didn’t we go to the prom together?
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December 1st, 2009
Lee
Only a BAMF brings his own cup from home to Wal-Mart. Probably Jack on the Rocks inside.
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December 1st, 2009
Oregonienne
I guess Mickey Rourke’s comeback isn’t going as well I thought.
Look he’s only trying the boots on for comfort, they still have the tags
you know your a redneck when ” you wear your purchases out of the store”.
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December 1st, 2009
me
too cool for school
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December 1st, 2009
Andrew
Other things this guy does better than me:
1. Be secure in his manhood even though he lives in moms basement
2, Pee for distance
3. Avoid paying child support
4. Wear the same underwear for a week straight
5. Hit on high school “chicks”
I hear a song in my head..”I am the Dog, the bounty hunter!” I think this dude lives in my trailer park! He is Joe Dirt’s uncle. I would love to see this babe with a cig and a tall cool one!
Only a BAMF would need to bring a cocktail to Walmart while waiting for their Prozac RX
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December 1st, 2009
Blondencrazee
Ok, is he stealing those high top Reebok work boots. The tag is still one those bad boys!! I like the way he has the laces all loose. 80’s all the way baby! If only he had on a pair of jorts and a wife beater.. Damn!
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December 1st, 2009
poop stain
Looks like a perfect mix of Elvis and Dog the bounty hunter
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December 1st, 2009
Jadie
On this week’s episode of Where Are They Now – Johnny Bravo
And only one of you notice the douche is sitting in front of the douche.
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December 1st, 2009
Rick
Add a Kangaroos headband and it’s Jim McMahon, circa 1985.
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December 1st, 2009
Jay
Straight up Snake Plisskin
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December 1st, 2009
April
This guy looks alot like Kurt Russel when he played in Death Proof. ;p
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December 1st, 2009
Drmgiver
Hey, isn’t that Ed Leslie? Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake?
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December 1st, 2009
Guapo
Looks like Kurt Russell to me…
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December 1st, 2009
Ray
Hope he remembers to pay for those boots before he leaves, or at least take the tag off. But if he doesn’t pay, will he be stopped by… the badder ass greeter?
did anyone notice that he is wearing boots with the tags still on them?
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December 1st, 2009
josh
Big Trouble in Little Wal-mart.
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December 1st, 2009
Jennifer
The cup he’s holding they sold over the summer. I bought them too…for my child! He needs to call his bro the Dog and see if he can get a job so he can drink out of a real glass next time he chills in his local Walmart
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December 1st, 2009
jdewberr
you know that cup is full of everclear, robitussin, and dr pepper
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December 1st, 2009
mak
Just chillin’ while Goldie and Kate rastle me a fine $199 laptop durin black friday’s holiday rush!
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December 1st, 2009
Steve in Houston
You might be a redneck if you have a mullet and bring your own coctail to walmart in a plastic cup.
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December 1st, 2009
Katie
Only in PA would you find someone who just doesn’t give a fuck
Its a trailer trash Kurt Russel stunt double..drinking his KOOL-AID while waiting for his PREEESCRIPTION of $4 medicine! Those Movie studios need beettter insurancee!! Right??!!
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December 1st, 2009
crystal
he still has the tags on his boots!!!! did he steal them?????
One thing that creeps me out about this guy is the jacket that has been strategically placed over his crotch. Add to it that slightly akward way he is sitting, I’d say we have a perv on our hands.
Only the good die young, which explains his greying temples and sprawled out, belly-sitting he’s doing. Even Bad Asses need rest…
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December 2nd, 2009
LateKnight
thats what i like about high school girls. i keep gettin older and they the stay same age. yes they do.
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December 2nd, 2009
just a guy
You can just tell this dude has no plans to work another day in his life. The brother is livin’ the dream..
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December 2nd, 2009
Slack
Stuntman Mike is waiting on his painkillers and nachos. Abernathy should’ve done an extra boot stomp.
I just know there is a bad ass Dodge Challenger in the parking lot. I just know it.
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December 2nd, 2009
Manbear
That cup is a Wal•Mart urine sample cup.
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December 2nd, 2009
Tamaya
Thumbs up to the brave soul who snaged this one. He look like he would have kicked your a** if he caught you.
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December 2nd, 2009
Brian Hess
I believe he just stole them boots that he has on his feet
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December 2nd, 2009
H-Town
I was just thinking he looked like Kurt Russell in Deathproof! Haha.
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December 2nd, 2009
H-Town
I was JUST thinking the same thing. He is definitely giving out the Kurt Russell vibe.
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December 2nd, 2009
bd
Actually, I’m going with Bud from Kill Bill Vol. 2 on this one.
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December 2nd, 2009
icie
Dog the Bargain Hunter
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December 2nd, 2009
Kim
Elivs did have so many love chidren, i this is one of them.
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December 2nd, 2009
Sasha
Al Bundy! ” But I was a football star in highschool.” Yeah, ” was ” is the code word. Now you’re a loser.
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December 2nd, 2009
toby mcclean
Is that a Bud in that cup?
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December 2nd, 2009
Danien
he still has the tag on his awesome boots!! lmao!!
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December 2nd, 2009
tepeepee
Damn, Dog the Bounty Hunter is on a stake out11
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December 2nd, 2009
Wal Jockey
Hell to the Yes!
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December 2nd, 2009
Erik
It was a 50-50 shot on whether you’d be going left or right. You see, we’re both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case, it would’ve been a while before you started getting scared. But since you’re going the other way, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to start getting scared… immediately!
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December 2nd, 2009
Eddieo
I would like to see the mofo that put him on the timeout bench
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December 2nd, 2009
warlock
omg he is the creeper that walks around our town…we all call him mullet man and he claims he was a “Chippindale Dancer” omg too funny w000t i know a wallcreature !!!!!!!!!
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December 2nd, 2009
warlock
OMG we know of this wallcreature he walks in our town….he claims he was a “Chippindale Dancer” omg too funny
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December 2nd, 2009
warlock
omg he is the creeper that walks around our town. he is know by the kids as mulletman. he claims he was a “Chippindale Dancer’ lmao to funny
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December 2nd, 2009
coveryourself
Middleaged mullethead trying to look like a badass. So sad!
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December 2nd, 2009
Trix
Someone needs to let him know that: 1) Stuntman Mike never hung out in walmart and 2) You are not going to find any hot babes to kill with your car in walmart.
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December 2nd, 2009
Hilville
A day after proudly earning his B.A. in MF-ing, Kurtis waited sublimely for his meds to be filled at the local Walmart pharmacy.
“Damn Damn Damn! There ain’t nothing like the smell of freshly-bottled generic Oxycondones in the morning…” he seductively muttered under his badass breath.
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December 3rd, 2009
Austin
Bill Ray himself
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December 3rd, 2009
shellinoz
For some reason, Tom Arnold was the first that popped into my mind. And that cup…I have that cup in four colors. They are my favorite!!
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December 3rd, 2009
Chris
High tops with the tag still attached. Damn, I’m glad I forgot about the 80s.
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December 3rd, 2009
punky
hey there’s billy ray!! wonder where miley is?
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December 3rd, 2009
Marcus
Dog the bounty hunters retarded brother.
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December 3rd, 2009
tanya
Looks like Kurt Russell hit the skids
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December 3rd, 2009
Ronda
Seriously, it says Pennsylvania. 10 bucks says it’s Jon Gosselin hiding out from Kate! I mean look at it, it looks like him after a all night bender with Hailey. Wonder if he is there waiting on her morning after pill!
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December 3rd, 2009
JT
This is Dog The Bounty Hunter in his younger dayze Brah! “Get that Mother F-er!”
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December 3rd, 2009
Nate
This guy looks like Kurt Russell from Big Trouble in Little China.
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December 3rd, 2009
MB
This is not Dog The Bounty Hunter, hes the warden form Holes =]
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December 3rd, 2009
Eurkos
I’m gonna throw out another one of these “this guy looks like…” comments, and go with Jon Voight
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December 3rd, 2009
boy
Patrick Swayze lives on. The front of his do is pure road house and dirty dancing all rolled into one.
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December 4th, 2009
Karen Page Storey
This looks like my ex husband (seriously) when we first got together…lmao!
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December 4th, 2009
stefanie
Thats Mickey Rourke!!
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December 4th, 2009
Michelle
Isn’t he the guy that hit on Ferris Bueller’s sister when she got arrested?
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December 4th, 2009
aasha
I would just like to say that I am drinking out of a cup that looks exactly like that right now…lemon berry punch…yum
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December 4th, 2009
Cody
Ha, and stolen boots…
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December 4th, 2009
Matt-ricide
“C’mon Walmart Pharmacy and fill my oxycontin perscription…I still gotta pick up hair gel for my pompadour and a Def Lep CD”
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December 5th, 2009
zzxx
I know this guy.
The walmart may be in penn but it is right near the border with ny.
I see him at the local bagel shop in the morning….very early at 515 am. We both have long commutes to NYC.
BTW……He makes a ton of money, has a wife and kids, drinks very little, drives an 09 Challenger RT, and owns a brand new McMansion.
Appearances are very deceiving. He is a very nice quiet guy. He is an ironworker, and goes to the gym everyday and he is in great shape. He is alot older than you would ever think.
Look man I realy am a diabetic so get me my syringes now or this orange juice goes in your eyes , got it,
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December 7th, 2009
Aly
Ok..so I know that you and Goldie don’t beleive in marriage and all that goes with it, but my god..does she at least get a say in how you style your hair?
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December 8th, 2009
PORKCHOP EXPRESS
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
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December 8th, 2009
mandi
he never lost his hair style from when he was a stripper. no…seriously….really. hes awesome!
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December 8th, 2009
Mike
Yo it does look like kurt russel from death proof but he got fat
…looks more like Kurt Russel from 3000 miles to graceland.
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December 9th, 2009
Everyone
At least Dog the Bountyhunter here has the right idea. What better place to catch fugitives, felons and deadbeats than Walmart?
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December 10th, 2009
K
OMG this is our local walmart and he is refered to as ” Mullet Man ” he has great stories about once upon a time when he was a HOT Chippendale dancer….
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December 11th, 2009
jerry mealey
i just stole these hot ass boots,what you think
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December 11th, 2009
no-mas-cacaguates
d00d brought his own cup full of
1. everclear
2. robitussin with codeine
3. Dr. Pepper
as he cruises for twang in front of the return counter at Wal-Mart.
Is Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Segal had a baby……..
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December 11th, 2009
Patrick
He also looks like “The Dude”
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December 15th, 2009
Corey
I thought Stunt-Man Mike died in deathproof…
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December 15th, 2009
cisco
yooo
look at his boots
they from the storee
FAIIL
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December 22nd, 2009
joe
YEAH I AM A BADASS. ITS ME, THE GUY FROM THE PICTURE. TAKE THIS PIC OF ME DOWN OR I’LL FIND YOU AND I’LL FUCK YOUR KIDS. ha… just kidding, but that’s what I imagine what this arrogant asshole would say if he saw this.
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December 25th, 2009
TwystidTrixxi
MMMMMM….all that hotticity in one spot! And I dig the fact that he must’ve jacked the boots and forgot to take off the tag? Bravo Babee!
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December 26th, 2009
Jessica
This guy, Chuck Norris, and Napoleon Dynamite need to make a movie together. They are obviously huge bad asses!
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December 29th, 2009
nick
dont for get about the tagstill on his boot
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December 29th, 2009
Chesley
thats dog the bounty hunter.
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December 29th, 2009
d'oh man
dog the bounty hunter would be so proud..he never thought that look would catch
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December 31st, 2009
Meathawk
Holy crap, this is the guy who they modelled Phil Cassidy, from Grand Theft Auto – Vice City after. Don’t piss him off he probably is a vietnam vet with restricted weapons in his compound
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January 1st, 2010
Matie
Snake Plisken (sp?) got a beer gut… appartently he couldn’t escape old age.
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January 6th, 2010
DapperDan
This guy is a straight up BAD ASS MO FO. I totally dig it.
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January 6th, 2010
Big Rob
DOG gets all of the attention cause he’s the oldest…..at least I got something in my cup.
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January 6th, 2010
Grace
Did he just jack those boots???? They still have the tags on them!!! LOL
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January 8th, 2010
Kim
He looks like Dog the Bounty Hunters long lost brother
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January 9th, 2010
'DOC'
Things went down hill for Bazooka Joe after the bubble gum factory closed
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January 13th, 2010
Scadman
Nothing says B.A. like tiny ass black boots on tiny ass feet….you know what they say about people with tiny feet right?
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January 13th, 2010
Old Marine
Wow! Billy Ray Cyrus is really letting himself go these days. Must be the fact that Miley is bringing in the $$ in a way he can only dream of.
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January 16th, 2010
Alivia
Looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter is a wal-mart shopper too.
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January 17th, 2010
m
yeah I gotta beer in this cup watch gonna do about it??!?! I’ll give you a mullet if you EVEN buck on me!
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January 18th, 2010
Troy
The names snake
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January 20th, 2010
cameron
this guy lives right up the road from me i swear to got lol he stole the boots and he claims to be a chip and dale dancer lol
January 31st, 2010
Luke
…..dog the bounty hunter’s on the job hunt? hunting for deals?
February 16th, 2010
Stacie
OMG…thats rob…the man with the mullet that could withstand gale force winds. Seriously he walks past my house almost everyday…the mullet never moves…its the MEGA_MULLET!
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March 9th, 2010
Zim
Donnie Baker, if you are reading this, your father is in Pennsylvania!
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March 25th, 2010
Allie
i know this guy! he comes in all the time, sometimes he even has a leather jacket on haha, i never expected to see him on this site! lol
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hahaha dog the bounty hunter back on the juice, his boots still have the tag on them
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1. New boots with the tag still on (where are his shoes?)
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Is that a tag on his boot still? WOW
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And sports a rockin Dog MULLET!!!!!!!!
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And he’s been doing all that a lot longer than I ever did. Judging from his mullet and Reebok high-tops, he’s had at least 20 years practice.
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This is what happens when scientists take dna from Elvis, Dog TBH, Kurk Russel and Johnny Bravo, stir it in a petri dish and grow it in a tube…
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I think that might be at my local walmart.
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He is sitting like he just received an enema…..
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hey – chuck – didn’t we go to the prom together?
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jealous…
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too cool for school
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1. Be secure in his manhood even though he lives in moms basement
2, Pee for distance
3. Avoid paying child support
4. Wear the same underwear for a week straight
5. Hit on high school “chicks”
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Honey, I’m so tired…. would you please just pick out the right shampoo for me?
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I think I’m in love. I’d do him right there on that bench, that’s what I’d do.
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awesome pompett (or is it a mulledore)!
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Kurt Russell + Robert DeNiro = This
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December 1st, 2009
It is Dog the Bounty Hunter’s brother!
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Ok, is he stealing those high top Reebok work boots. The tag is still one those bad boys!! I like the way he has the laces all loose. 80’s all the way baby! If only he had on a pair of jorts and a wife beater.. Damn!
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December 1st, 2009
Looks like a perfect mix of Elvis and Dog the bounty hunter
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December 1st, 2009
On this week’s episode of Where Are They Now – Johnny Bravo
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
It is Snake Plisskin waiting on his Viagra refill!
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Ace Ventura has really let himself go lately.
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December 1st, 2009
i wanna know what’s in his cup…is that a party cup inside walmart?!
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December 1st, 2009
He looks like he’s sitting in a police station waiting to be processed.
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Poor Brutus the Barber Beefcake, time sure can be cruel.
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December 1st, 2009
Go ahead, tell me that food or drink is NOT ALLOWED…I DARE YA!
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December 1st, 2009
Dog and Joe Dirt had a love child and his name is Billy BAMF, the local walmart bad@ss.
Men want to be like him….women get beat by him.
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Add a Kangaroos headband and it’s Jim McMahon, circa 1985.
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December 1st, 2009
Straight up Snake Plisskin
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December 1st, 2009
This guy looks alot like Kurt Russel when he played in Death Proof. ;p
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December 1st, 2009
Hey, isn’t that Ed Leslie? Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake?
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December 1st, 2009
Looks like Kurt Russell to me…
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December 1st, 2009
Hope he remembers to pay for those boots before he leaves, or at least take the tag off. But if he doesn’t pay, will he be stopped by… the badder ass greeter?
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December 1st, 2009
just kickin back…wassup
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December 1st, 2009
Ron White is drunk in pub-lick.
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
must be Monday morning after a loooonnnngggg week end.
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Looks like Kurt Russell in Escape from New York as Snake Pliskin to me.
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December 1st, 2009
Dog the Walmart Shopper
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December 1st, 2009
The cup he’s holding they sold over the summer. I bought them too…for my child! He needs to call his bro the Dog and see if he can get a job so he can drink out of a real glass next time he chills in his local Walmart
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Just chillin’ while Goldie and Kate rastle me a fine $199 laptop durin black friday’s holiday rush!
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Only in PA would you find someone who just doesn’t give a fuck
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December 1st, 2009
Joe dirt got a little older and fatter
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December 1st, 2009
He even brought his own cup
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December 1st, 2009
It’s Stuntman Mike!!
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December 1st, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
Its a trailer trash Kurt Russel stunt double..drinking his KOOL-AID while waiting for his PREEESCRIPTION of $4 medicine! Those Movie studios need beettter insurancee!! Right??!!
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December 1st, 2009
he still has the tags on his boots!!!! did he steal them?????
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December 1st, 2009
One thing that creeps me out about this guy is the jacket that has been strategically placed over his crotch. Add to it that slightly akward way he is sitting, I’d say we have a perv on our hands.
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December 1st, 2009
my man looks like he is ready to pary hard, and mess some shit up!
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December 2nd, 2009
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December 2nd, 2009
Pyro, is that you? long time no see!! you look good man!!
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December 2nd, 2009
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December 2nd, 2009
Only the good die young, which explains his greying temples and sprawled out, belly resting that he’s doing. Even Bad Asses need rest…
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December 2nd, 2009
Only the good die young, which explains his greying temples and sprawled out, belly-sitting he’s doing. Even Bad Asses need rest…
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December 2nd, 2009
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December 2nd, 2009
You can just tell this dude has no plans to work another day in his life. The brother is livin’ the dream..
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December 2nd, 2009
Stuntman Mike is waiting on his painkillers and nachos. Abernathy should’ve done an extra boot stomp.
I just know there is a bad ass Dodge Challenger in the parking lot. I just know it.
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December 2nd, 2009
That cup is a Wal•Mart urine sample cup.
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December 2nd, 2009
Thumbs up to the brave soul who snaged this one. He look like he would have kicked your a** if he caught you.
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December 2nd, 2009
I believe he just stole them boots that he has on his feet
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December 2nd, 2009
I was just thinking he looked like Kurt Russell in Deathproof! Haha.
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December 2nd, 2009
I was JUST thinking the same thing. He is definitely giving out the Kurt Russell vibe.
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December 2nd, 2009
Actually, I’m going with Bud from Kill Bill Vol. 2 on this one.
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December 2nd, 2009
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December 2nd, 2009
Elivs did have so many love chidren, i this is one of them.
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December 2nd, 2009
Al Bundy! ” But I was a football star in highschool.” Yeah, ” was ” is the code word. Now you’re a loser.
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December 2nd, 2009
Is that a Bud in that cup?
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December 2nd, 2009
he still has the tag on his awesome boots!! lmao!!
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December 2nd, 2009
Damn, Dog the Bounty Hunter is on a stake out11
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December 2nd, 2009
Hell to the Yes!
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December 2nd, 2009
It was a 50-50 shot on whether you’d be going left or right. You see, we’re both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case, it would’ve been a while before you started getting scared. But since you’re going the other way, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to start getting scared… immediately!
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December 2nd, 2009
I would like to see the mofo that put him on the timeout bench
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December 2nd, 2009
omg he is the creeper that walks around our town…we all call him mullet man and he claims he was a “Chippindale Dancer” omg too funny w000t i know a wallcreature !!!!!!!!!
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December 2nd, 2009
OMG we know of this wallcreature he walks in our town….he claims he was a “Chippindale Dancer” omg too funny
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December 2nd, 2009
omg he is the creeper that walks around our town. he is know by the kids as mulletman. he claims he was a “Chippindale Dancer’ lmao to funny
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December 2nd, 2009
Middleaged mullethead trying to look like a badass. So sad!
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December 2nd, 2009
Someone needs to let him know that: 1) Stuntman Mike never hung out in walmart and 2) You are not going to find any hot babes to kill with your car in walmart.
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December 2nd, 2009
A day after proudly earning his B.A. in MF-ing, Kurtis waited sublimely for his meds to be filled at the local Walmart pharmacy.
“Damn Damn Damn! There ain’t nothing like the smell of freshly-bottled generic Oxycondones in the morning…” he seductively muttered under his badass breath.
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December 3rd, 2009
Bill Ray himself
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December 3rd, 2009
For some reason, Tom Arnold was the first that popped into my mind. And that cup…I have that cup in four colors. They are my favorite!!
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December 3rd, 2009
High tops with the tag still attached. Damn, I’m glad I forgot about the 80s.
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December 3rd, 2009
hey there’s billy ray!! wonder where miley is?
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December 3rd, 2009
Dog the bounty hunters retarded brother.
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December 3rd, 2009
Looks like Kurt Russell hit the skids
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December 3rd, 2009
Seriously, it says Pennsylvania. 10 bucks says it’s Jon Gosselin hiding out from Kate! I mean look at it, it looks like him after a all night bender with Hailey. Wonder if he is there waiting on her morning after pill!
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December 3rd, 2009
This is Dog The Bounty Hunter in his younger dayze Brah! “Get that Mother F-er!”
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December 3rd, 2009
This guy looks like Kurt Russell from Big Trouble in Little China.
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December 3rd, 2009
This is not Dog The Bounty Hunter, hes the warden form Holes =]
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December 3rd, 2009
I’m gonna throw out another one of these “this guy looks like…” comments, and go with Jon Voight
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December 3rd, 2009
Patrick Swayze lives on. The front of his do is pure road house and dirty dancing all rolled into one.
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December 4th, 2009
This looks like my ex husband (seriously) when we first got together…lmao!
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December 4th, 2009
Thats Mickey Rourke!!
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December 4th, 2009
Isn’t he the guy that hit on Ferris Bueller’s sister when she got arrested?
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December 4th, 2009
I would just like to say that I am drinking out of a cup that looks exactly like that right now…lemon berry punch…yum
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December 4th, 2009
Ha, and stolen boots…
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December 4th, 2009
“C’mon Walmart Pharmacy and fill my oxycontin perscription…I still gotta pick up hair gel for my pompadour and a Def Lep CD”
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December 5th, 2009
I know this guy.
The walmart may be in penn but it is right near the border with ny.
I see him at the local bagel shop in the morning….very early at 515 am. We both have long commutes to NYC.
BTW……He makes a ton of money, has a wife and kids, drinks very little, drives an 09 Challenger RT, and owns a brand new McMansion.
Appearances are very deceiving. He is a very nice quiet guy. He is an ironworker, and goes to the gym everyday and he is in great shape. He is alot older than you would ever think.
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December 5th, 2009
Is that a machete sleeve on his lap?
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December 7th, 2009
Look man I realy am a diabetic so get me my syringes now or this orange juice goes in your eyes , got it,
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December 7th, 2009
Ok..so I know that you and Goldie don’t beleive in marriage and all that goes with it, but my god..does she at least get a say in how you style your hair?
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December 8th, 2009
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
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December 8th, 2009
he never lost his hair style from when he was a stripper. no…seriously….really. hes awesome!
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December 8th, 2009
Yo it does look like kurt russel from death proof but he got fat
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December 8th, 2009
…looks more like Kurt Russel from 3000 miles to graceland.
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December 9th, 2009
At least Dog the Bountyhunter here has the right idea. What better place to catch fugitives, felons and deadbeats than Walmart?
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December 10th, 2009
OMG this is our local walmart and he is refered to as ” Mullet Man ” he has great stories about once upon a time when he was a HOT Chippendale dancer….
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December 11th, 2009
i just stole these hot ass boots,what you think
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December 11th, 2009
d00d brought his own cup full of
1. everclear
2. robitussin with codeine
3. Dr. Pepper
as he cruises for twang in front of the return counter at Wal-Mart.
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December 11th, 2009
Is Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Segal had a baby……..
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December 11th, 2009
He also looks like “The Dude”
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December 15th, 2009
I thought Stunt-Man Mike died in deathproof…
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December 15th, 2009
yooo
look at his boots
they from the storee
FAIIL
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December 22nd, 2009
YEAH I AM A BADASS. ITS ME, THE GUY FROM THE PICTURE. TAKE THIS PIC OF ME DOWN OR I’LL FIND YOU AND I’LL FUCK YOUR KIDS. ha… just kidding, but that’s what I imagine what this arrogant asshole would say if he saw this.
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December 25th, 2009
MMMMMM….all that hotticity in one spot! And I dig the fact that he must’ve jacked the boots and forgot to take off the tag? Bravo Babee!
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December 26th, 2009
This guy, Chuck Norris, and Napoleon Dynamite need to make a movie together. They are obviously huge bad asses!
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December 29th, 2009
dont for get about the tagstill on his boot
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December 29th, 2009
thats dog the bounty hunter.
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December 29th, 2009
dog the bounty hunter would be so proud..he never thought that look would catch
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December 31st, 2009
Holy crap, this is the guy who they modelled Phil Cassidy, from Grand Theft Auto – Vice City after. Don’t piss him off he probably is a vietnam vet with restricted weapons in his compound
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January 1st, 2010
Snake Plisken (sp?) got a beer gut… appartently he couldn’t escape old age.
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January 6th, 2010
This guy is a straight up BAD ASS MO FO. I totally dig it.
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January 6th, 2010
DOG gets all of the attention cause he’s the oldest…..at least I got something in my cup.
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January 6th, 2010
Did he just jack those boots???? They still have the tags on them!!! LOL
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January 8th, 2010
He looks like Dog the Bounty Hunters long lost brother
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January 9th, 2010
Things went down hill for Bazooka Joe after the bubble gum factory closed
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January 13th, 2010
Nothing says B.A. like tiny ass black boots on tiny ass feet….you know what they say about people with tiny feet right?
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January 13th, 2010
Wow! Billy Ray Cyrus is really letting himself go these days. Must be the fact that Miley is bringing in the $$ in a way he can only dream of.
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January 16th, 2010
Looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter is a wal-mart shopper too.
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January 17th, 2010
yeah I gotta beer in this cup watch gonna do about it??!?! I’ll give you a mullet if you EVEN buck on me!
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January 18th, 2010
The names snake
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January 20th, 2010
this guy lives right up the road from me i swear to got lol he stole the boots and he claims to be a chip and dale dancer lol
January 31st, 2010
…..dog the bounty hunter’s on the job hunt? hunting for deals?
February 16th, 2010
OMG…thats rob…the man with the mullet that could withstand gale force winds. Seriously he walks past my house almost everyday…the mullet never moves…its the MEGA_MULLET!
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March 9th, 2010
Donnie Baker, if you are reading this, your father is in Pennsylvania!
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March 25th, 2010
i know this guy! he comes in all the time, sometimes he even has a leather jacket on haha, i never expected to see him on this site! lol
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June 15th, 2010
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