Every Rose Has Its Thorn



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Hey there dandelion, how ’bout you make a better effort in covering up your tulips?

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  1. WalMartSux

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    December 3rd, 2009

  2. green thumb

    what kind of fertilizer does she use in that flower bed

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    December 3rd, 2009

  3. gahanwand

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    December 3rd, 2009

  4. Wood

    I’m Chiquita Banana, and I’m here to say, I walk into Wal-Mart with an outfit that’s gay.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  5. Ann

    Those roots are really digging in there….*shudder

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    December 3rd, 2009

  6. Ann

    “Tip toe, through the two-lips with me” roflmao

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  9. green thumb

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    December 3rd, 2009

  10. Alisha

    Now that’s just plain creepy.

    (And to GAHANWAND she’s looking at cereal, not toys)

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    December 3rd, 2009

  11. Steve

    at first glance, I thought that was Winnie the Pooh on her left cheek. There was no second glance.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  12. Jesse

    I don’t think this is even legal, forget intentional…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  13. BamBam

    That bandana’s workin’ for ya there,girlfriend!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  14. spikerella

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  16. SD

    She looks like a busted can of biscuits!!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  17. Yasbob

    High pants drifter, aisle 7

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    December 3rd, 2009

  18. Ellen

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    December 3rd, 2009

  19. Punky

    It’s not that bad, really. At least she has a nice ass….and no muffin top. The only downfall is the crazy green bandana.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  20. Timberman

    Yet again, Florida rises to the occasion.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  21. Jodi

    the headband really brings the whole outfit together.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  22. BigGuy

    I could only imagine the camel toe in the front

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    December 3rd, 2009

  23. MsQuote

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    December 3rd, 2009

  24. iammeandyouareyou

    i’m really glad we typically only see these people from behind. if it’s this awful on the backside, i can only imagine the front

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    December 3rd, 2009

  25. I'm not telling

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    December 3rd, 2009

  26. Golfinharb

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    December 3rd, 2009

  27. Gunther

    I think her butt is playing pac-man. “Go for the pineapple!” Nom-nom-nom.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  28. Auburn

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    December 3rd, 2009

  29. DAVE

    How ironic that the title “every rose has its thorn” was also written by poison. I would love to poison myself after seeing a picture this disturbing….

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    December 3rd, 2009

  30. T

    What’s better than roses on a piano?
    Tulips on an organ…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  31. Wanlongcok

    I wonder what’s hanging out on the other side *shudders*

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    December 3rd, 2009

  32. back boob gourmet

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    December 3rd, 2009

  33. Bard

    Grandma looks a lot better than most of the women on this site!

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  36. Mackenzie

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    December 3rd, 2009

  37. latigos

    hangin’ out a the Walmart…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  38. Sha Rules

    Another example of why little boys hang out in Wal-Marts with their hands in pockets.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  39. DORIS

    Well, it could be worse, she could have cottage cheese legs.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  40. DMouse

    Florida ~ truly the sunshine state!

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  45. rick

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    December 3rd, 2009

  46. FormerWalmartian

    I got no problem with that- in fact, l kinda like it :)

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    December 3rd, 2009

  47. Debra Welch

    Cheeky…..baby….cheeky

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  49. darren i

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    December 3rd, 2009

  50. bros

    No sign of any bra straps.
    Loose and hanging both in front and in back?

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    December 3rd, 2009

  51. ya know,i looked at her butt again,not bad , i’d nail it,,,,,,,,,

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    December 3rd, 2009

  52. bubbrubbbb

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  54. Texan-In-Exile

    Somewhere, some little girl is going through her clothes, wondering “Where are my flower shorts?”

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    December 3rd, 2009

  55. Kendra

    Ya know, she actually has pretty good legs…..

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    December 3rd, 2009

  56. Jev

    At least there’s no cellulite hanging out….is this what aged strippers look like?

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    December 3rd, 2009

  57. Alicia

    haha my 6 yr old daughter had those shorts a couple of years ago and we bought them at walmart

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    December 3rd, 2009

  58. Semore Butts

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    December 3rd, 2009

  59. POW fan

    POWM Hall of Fame Pimp says “Das right, I sent my ho’s to go get me some ‘Cracker Jack’.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  60. Theresa

    OMG! My 9 year old daughter has those same exact shorts!!! Gross…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  61. Halibut

    Ah, at least she has a waist, and her legs don’t rub together. That makes her hotter than the great majority of women on this site. You should Wal-hit that, it isn’t going to get any better here…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  62. Yeah, it could be a LOT worse!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  63. Rex

    Richard Simmons has really let himself go.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  64. Down and Dirty

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    December 3rd, 2009

  65. mamaof2yutes

    there really needs to be some sort of age or weight limit on the billboard (”hey look at my ass!”) pants/shorts….

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    December 3rd, 2009

  66. DOWN AND DIRTY

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    December 3rd, 2009

  67. dennylou

    No cellulite, adequate coverage…actually, this the nicest bum I have ever seen posted on this site.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  68. Semore Butts

    Reminds me of the song “Brown eyed girl”

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    December 3rd, 2009

  69. Frank J Witt

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  71. kevin

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    December 3rd, 2009

  72. AnAdKrAmS

    Don’t hate…

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    December 3rd, 2009

  73. EnemyD

    Don’t hate…All you girls only hope you look that good at that age…I would like to recieve flowers from her any day

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    December 3rd, 2009

  74. Key West

    That’s hardly the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
    Leathery old snowbird gals abound down here, especially the past few weeks.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  75. coveryourself

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    December 3rd, 2009

  76. LJ

    Smiley Pants!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  77. Dave

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    December 3rd, 2009

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    December 3rd, 2009

  79. BOBAA-LOU!!

    compared to the other stuff you see on here this is kinda lame.

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    December 3rd, 2009

  80. T Man

    Hummmmm….. No bra lines…… I wonder how bad the fall out is on the other side??

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    December 3rd, 2009

  81. TOYMAN

    It’s Walmarts new air freshener, smells like tootie fruity when she shakes her booty.

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    December 4th, 2009

  82. Miss Priss

    THAT CAPTION ROCKS !! Her outfit would be atrocious on a mal-nurished 6 year old.

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    December 4th, 2009

  83. joe

    I’d hit it!!! :)

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    December 4th, 2009

  84. RM

    Title should be: “Every butt has its crack”

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    December 4th, 2009

  85. Wilma

    He should have said two lips, instead of tulips

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    December 4th, 2009

  86. human male

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    December 4th, 2009

  87. Ana

    Haters be gone. That is the least gross older-woman-uncovered-ass that I have seen on here.

    Still, pants please.

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    December 4th, 2009

  88. Jesse

    Thats actually not that bad looking compared to the other jabba the hut looking asses on this site.

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    December 4th, 2009

  89. Andy

    You can hear them squeak.

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    December 4th, 2009

  90. Tacopete

    Hey that isnt a bad ass

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    December 4th, 2009

  91. Mousegunner

    Hey, Grandma’s rockin’ those tight shorts. Give her a break. I just KNOW all the fat girls are envious!

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    December 4th, 2009

  92. Andrew

    She must have come directly from roller derby practice…

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    December 4th, 2009

  93. Mark

    I think it’s winking at me!!

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    December 4th, 2009

  94. Walmart good, Target Bad!!!

    Hippie Swingers?!

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    December 4th, 2009

  95. she cant be that old,,no skin hang down from the arm’s, never mind,i’d hit it,,,,,,,

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    December 4th, 2009

  96. pasco

    At least someone’s been doing her squats. rawr

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    December 4th, 2009

  97. AMY IN HOUSTON

    IT’S OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN’S DOPPELGANGER—”LET’S GET PHYSICAL!”

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    December 4th, 2009

  98. Jeniva

    Yes the shorts are a little revealing..but at least she doesn’t have cottage cheese legs and a jumbo flabby ass like most of the women on this site…

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    December 4th, 2009

  99. cabrit

    Hmmm….no butt flab…no bat wing arms…no muffin top….very toned legs…even the bra straps aren’t biting in…wow, she’s actually in great shape…just the wrong place for that attire…..looks like she was on her way home from where she works out and needed to do a WalMart run….

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    December 4th, 2009

  100. MUFF DIVER

    THIS WOMAN ACTUALLY HAS AN EXCELLENT FIGURE, ALL THE SWEAT HOGS ARE ENVIOUS!!

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    December 4th, 2009

  101. Pinky was only going to the Wal, so foregoing the laundry chores for later, she put on her 12-year-olds shorts to go and get the bargains.

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    December 4th, 2009

  102. DC

    The colorful headband really completes that ensemble.

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    December 4th, 2009

  103. UGETWHATUPAY4

    Just when you thought it was Cold in December.. The POW prove you wrong.. I’m moving to Florida!!

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    December 4th, 2009

  104. flower gurl

    looks like “farmville” from facebook exploded all over her ass…

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    December 4th, 2009

  105. theperfectweld

    Lowering prices and standards. Only at Walmart could you see this and say it looks good.

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    December 4th, 2009

  106. Bronte

    At least there’s no cellulite… that’s some consolation… right?

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    December 4th, 2009

  107. AlliNar

    Okay, you guys keep saying “she”… with that mullet and those broad shoulders… I’m kindof thinking dandelion butt is a dude. Which makes it that much worse. Gross.

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    December 4th, 2009

  108. tanner

    re roses and thorns-like to see her back into a rosebush with long,sharp thorns that would leave what she’s showing off too sore to sit on for a week!

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    December 4th, 2009

  109. Can O Whoopass

    Didn’t you know, there’s a strike on at the Chinese panty factory.

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    December 4th, 2009

  110. SEAN

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    December 4th, 2009

  111. JusMe

    I realize people have been viewing this site too long when this lady’s shorts are considered “adequate coverage”.

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    December 4th, 2009

  112. MEA

    Since becoming a fan of this. I’ve become ashamed to live in Florida

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    December 5th, 2009

  113. robbert

    That lady’s ass and legs are looking pretty darn good for her age. If I look like that when I am her age I won’t even bother with the itty bitty shorts

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    December 5th, 2009

  114. Char

    Prob get a thumbs down but why is this on here? Yeah she is prob old wearing booty shorts but her legs are a decent size that she looks like she can get away with it.

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    December 5th, 2009

  115. Alicia

    Attention underwear shoppers! I mean Walmart shoppers.

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    December 5th, 2009

  116. Baby Got Back

    Flowers or stinkweed??

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    December 5th, 2009

  117. Nette

    Why does the lyrics “LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THE DAISY DUKES ON!!” come to mind?

    Really we have seen much worst. GO GIRL!

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    December 6th, 2009

  118. cindy

    can’t do any better than the poster’s comment! lmao!

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    December 6th, 2009

  119. Randy

    Makes me want to bite those cheeks!

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    December 7th, 2009

  120. MarkD

    I have seen worse

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    December 7th, 2009

  121. michelle

    The best part is that those shorts are from Walmart about 2 years ago…from the LITTLE GIRLS SECTION!

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    December 8th, 2009

  122. Amy

    designer depends diapers

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    December 8th, 2009

  123. beno

    just plain foul.

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    December 8th, 2009

  124. Linja

    Those underwear should be made illegal, and the manufacturer thereof should be slapped repeatedly in the face and admonished never to do such a thing again.

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    December 8th, 2009

  125. tom

    She’s got a nice ass. A welcomed change from some of the other stuff you see.

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    December 10th, 2009

  126. Peek-a-bootie

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    December 14th, 2009

  127. Don Williams

    I think that just because she wants to show off she’s sexy.

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    December 30th, 2009

  128. NancyY

    Well, it FIT in about 1985…

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    January 2nd, 2010

  129. phishlady

    Short shorts or boy cut undies?

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    January 6th, 2010

  130. jd

    she is still damn hot, i would lick that ass out! got to see something nice at walmart sometimes.

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    January 24th, 2010

  131. Captain stabbin

    hell yeah id give her a torn in that ass

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    April 26th, 2010

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