Judging by the laundry basket…I’d say these are the cleanest dirty clothes he could find to venture out in so he could purchase supplies to wash the rest of his awesome belly shirts!
Hang on a minute, campers. There’s the shorts and the wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-short-shirt and …. a toboggan and overcoat/sweater of some sort. So-o-o-o, we’re cold but NOT cold. And would someone explain why someone who can afford a Cadillac can’t afford to buy ‘up’ a few sizes and COVER everything? sheesh …..
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December 4th, 2009
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No, no. He has the look all wrong. Without the bathrobe AND the koolaid shirt, this look just doesn’t work.
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December 4th, 2009
Jeep
You guys got it all wrong! That’s Tim Allen, filming the movie Santa Clause 5!
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December 4th, 2009
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This guys role models are Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, and Flounder from Animal House. In the words of Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.” Good God, the man can’t even park his land yacht properly!
This is why we have an oil crisis in USA. It’s because us fat-ass Americans need huge cars thanks to our fat guts – us obese slobs can’t even fit in a fuel efficient import! But we don’t want to lose weight and take care of ourselves – oh, no, that’s waaaayyy too much work!!!
Pretty nice car for such a sloppy looking guy. Wonder if he lives in it?
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December 4th, 2009
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It’s Santa Claus’ lesser known younger brother Bubba Ray Claus! Every Labor Day, Bubba Ray leaves a brand new pipe wrench down the exposed butt crack of every good plumber on Bubba Ray’s list!
I think he needed to stop wearing half shirts about 30 years ago.
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December 4th, 2009
EMac
I ain’t never goin to this laundrymat next to Wally World again, dang it! Shrunk my dern shirt, can’t even find my socks and Oh, Hell, where’d I leave that flippin laundry basket!
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December 4th, 2009
Sideburns
I can’t believe the elves let him out looking like that
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December 4th, 2009
Van Gogo
Tramp O’Claus is coming to town.
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December 4th, 2009
Tim
Did not know that Santa shops at Wal-Mart!!!! Wonder how many kids he frightened??
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December 4th, 2009
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And he’s driving a Lincoln!
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December 4th, 2009
Debbie
Yes Virginia, there is a fat, scary man at Walmart.
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Elderberry
This is why USA has an energy crisis. It’s because our fat asses can’t fit in fuel efficient import cars!
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December 4th, 2009
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Looks like somebody is going to need a bigger laundry basket.
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December 4th, 2009
JD
Why was Samantha modded down? Seems pretty silly to be turned off by what Samantha said.
That said, a winter hat, a jacket, exposed gut and shorts. Maybe that flies if you’re attractive, but not if you’re St. Nick.
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December 4th, 2009
Tiffany
HO HO HO Oh hell no!!
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December 4th, 2009
Ferrell Gummitt
Give him a break, obviously he is on his way to the local “Sexiest Abs” competition at the local Sizzler.
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December 4th, 2009
mekkah high
that is a santa that does not look so jolly.
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December 4th, 2009
Santa's little helper
You better be nice to Santa or he’s going to pass over your house this month!
I wonder if this guy is the owner of the Lincoln Towne Car……..or the shopping cart ? ? ? ?
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December 4th, 2009
Homer
Santa, I hope you don’t plan on giving me that crappy, white clothes basket for Christmas!
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December 4th, 2009
Non-muggle
This is what happens when Santa dresses in his “muggle clothes.”
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December 4th, 2009
PKJ
Maybe there are some clothes in that cart that will actually fit him.
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December 4th, 2009
just a guy
@Debbie…..Kenny Rogers…Ha Ha….You win.
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December 4th, 2009
Becky
I love the way he’s looking in the trunk.
Huh, so that’s where my dignity and sense of shame went.
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December 4th, 2009
Public Enema
Store sub-standards?
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December 4th, 2009
kelsey
Santa is undercover
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December 4th, 2009
Tahoe Scott
WOW, Santa really has gone to the rednecks, First the belly hanging out and then WAL-MART . . . No wonder he left the rudolph at home.
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December 4th, 2009
clb
You know the economy is in the tube when even Santa is on welfare.
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December 4th, 2009
Ralph
HO,HO,HOLY CRAP!!
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December 4th, 2009
jimbob
And the lard bucket is parked in the handicap parking! When did being FAT allow you to be handicap?
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December 4th, 2009
Mary
It’s the circle of life, load junk in cart, load junk in trunk, load junk in belly.
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December 4th, 2009
YOUR MOM SAYS
Everyone that commented thus far knows they have at least an uncle, cousin, grandfather, etc that looks like that (I don’t but you do). Embrace your roots Wal Mart lovers.
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December 4th, 2009
VDK
Santa’s little known younger brother…. he’s kinda the black sheep of the family…
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December 4th, 2009
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I love the fat people who go to Wal-Mart in the winter who wear shorts because that is all that fits them.
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December 4th, 2009
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Chubby chaser’s around teh world have a new pin-up….I love the defiant nature of cold weather versus a half shirt. If it’s cold enough to wear a stocking cap, it’s cold enough to wear a whole shirt, but this guy’s tummy WOULD NOT BE COVERED! long live the belly!
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December 4th, 2009
KCLady
Excuse me sir – you left your son inside, he is sitting in the baseball care isle with a bag of chilli. Please take him home and tell him to pull up his damn pants!
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December 4th, 2009
Can O Whoopass
Goodfellahs: HEY! Little Joey said he buried Big Ears Eddie.
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December 4th, 2009
Debra Welch
Seriously, in a handicapped parking space no less? Have you no shame?
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December 4th, 2009
Tami
I think it’s Santa who needs to do some laundry!
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Tami
I think Santa needs to do some laundry!
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December 4th, 2009
TOYMAN
I didn’t realize Dunlop Disease was a handicap. His belly dunlopped.
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December 4th, 2009
Gack
The only thing that really surprises me about this picture is that he’s not driving a taxi.
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December 4th, 2009
mikey
it looks like santa ate an umpa lumpa and then stole his clothes. But maybe he didn’t eat all of them. He is gonna trap the rest with the laundry basket.
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December 4th, 2009
Sharon
The shirts too small or the belly is too big. I can’t decide whit it is…..
When you get to the point you can’t even tie your shoes, shouldn’t that tell you something??
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December 4th, 2009
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Phil Margera?
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December 4th, 2009
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THAT IS A GREAT COMMENT, ONE OF THE BEST ON THIS SITE, SO FAR!!
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December 4th, 2009
VILLAGE IDIOT
THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS PROBABLY THINKING, “WITH A MIND LIKE EINSTEIN AND A BODY LIKE CHARLES ATLAS, HOW CAN I FAIL???”
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December 4th, 2009
rufustfirefly
If it’s West Virginia, that’s my brother!
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December 5th, 2009
Walmart cutie
Santa? You shop Walmart?
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December 5th, 2009
LJ
He must have spent all his cash on that big L. Didn’t have a dime left for clothes for years!
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December 5th, 2009
bree
He’s parked in the handicapped spot so obviously someone realizes he was special.
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December 5th, 2009
Cat assassin
Christ’s snakes alive, its skid row Santa!
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December 5th, 2009
GOREDSOX
Question. Why the laundry basket? It doesn’t look like this dude gives a hoot about his clothes or how he looks! I don’t think he washes them anyway. WTF?
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December 5th, 2009
reggie
He’s depending on that sweet ride to impress the chicks. Pay not attention to the fact he has no socks, shoe laces, or a shirt that actually fits.
Wait a minute…isn’t that “Big Country” from ‘The Ultimate Fighter’? I’d recognize that belly anywhere!
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December 5th, 2009
Andy
“All I want for Christmas is a shirt that actually covers up my big, fat gut”
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December 5th, 2009
Skiper
Scot Stiner in 20 years
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Skiper
Scott Stiner in 20 years
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December 5th, 2009
Bullz
what? the abominable snowman from rudolph the rednose raindeer shops at walmart? talk about the island of misfits!
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December 5th, 2009
Linja
Definately flopped out of the shallow end of the gene pool!
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December 5th, 2009
Heather
Interesting that it is cold enough to wear a hat, but not so cold that the belly needs covering.
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December 5th, 2009
jordan
even santa is being effected by the economy…
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December 5th, 2009
yikes
What a lazy slob! If you dont have a shirt that fits at least zip up your hoodie! Go buy a shirt that covers that gut, some Vans and maybe a gym membership or at least diet soda.
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December 5th, 2009
yikes
Oh, and save the handicap spot for those who truly need it!
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December 5th, 2009
Alicia
Hey it is just Santa picking up things at Walmart. The elves are very busy making Zhu Zhu Pets.
Holy Crap! Now I see what my Walrus character does in his spare time when not appearing in my webcomic strip! LOL
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December 5th, 2009
ohnoes!
This year even Santa has fallen on hard times.
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December 5th, 2009
marc
oh my god.
btw, the caption = win.
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December 5th, 2009
Lew
Santa ate the reindeer!
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December 5th, 2009
dave
Is that really his belly button, or did he just spin around really fast as the shutter clicked?
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December 5th, 2009
tuggy
cover your dickey doo up you fat fuck
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December 5th, 2009
wycked_wyccan
well looks like he made an effort at finding a basket to carry that belly in. Too bad Wally World doesnt carry #10 wash tubs.
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December 6th, 2009
Andy
This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone I “know” on here. I used to work at the K-Mart in Lebanon, Tennessee and this guy literally crazy, but he is a LEGEND. Fortunately, he wasn’t a regular, but the two or three times he’s come in provided stories that will last years. My only interaction with him was in electronics when he bought a few $3.99 DVDs, asking me if I’d seen any of them. They all looked like C-listers that had only been shown on Lifetime in the mid-90s, so I said no. He then told me that comedies were his favorites. “Comedies and porno!” Then he asked where our high caffeine coffee was, saying he wanted to be “A super dude!”
He is truly epic.
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December 6th, 2009
brian hampton
I wonder if he can still see his”long duck dong”??????????????
Or big time dirty toilet…………
and i thought i looked odd being a broke 27 year old (normal girl) driving a hand me down Lincoln town car-at least a little out of place-but DAMN he looks like he just whacked the owner of that ride and stuffed him in the trunk and now is looking in the trunk and saying WOW i can fit more stuff in there
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December 6th, 2009
Don
This disgusts me. Not so much the picture itself but the fact that people don’t care how gross they look, that they take no pride in their appearance anymore. It’s very sad. The illegal Mexicans in the Phx area shop at Walmart all the time like that, and they come packed 20 to a car and it looks like one of those clown cars at the circus when 20 clowns get out of a tiny VW Beetle. This country is really going downhill.
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December 6th, 2009
Stephanie
I like how fat people think they have the right to park in handicapped spaces!!! Being fat does not make you handicapped!!!!!!
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December 7th, 2009
Cathy Johnson
HOLY DICKIE DOO BATMAN!
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December 7th, 2009
Mel
Maybe all of his clothes are dirty, thats why he needed the laundry basket. Im sure he could just shove all the clothes in his gut though.
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December 7th, 2009
Trisha
Maybe it was wash day for Santa, check out the laundry basket in his cart. Even better Santa was caught after a night out with the elves and reindeer and they all drank too much egg nog
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December 7th, 2009
Lisa
This looks suspiciously like my hometown of Burleson, TX. Same place Kelly Clarkson gave a concert back in ‘02.
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December 7th, 2009
ahmed11
is this stewart
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December 8th, 2009
Amy
fat guys are hot!!!!!!!
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December 8th, 2009
Lisa
Is that Don Vito??
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December 8th, 2009
Krista
I love how he’s wearing a stocking cap so his head won’t get cold but forgot to cover his belly!
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December 9th, 2009
kati
LOOK!! He bought himself soup bowl!
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December 9th, 2009
jj mcqueen
Keep working everyone! Millions on “disability” depend on you!
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December 17th, 2009
Webbhead
Ghetto Santa!
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December 18th, 2009
Tim
I’m impressed. Most crazy homeless guys don’t have well-maintained Lincoln Towncars.
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December 21st, 2009
Kiziku
Dude its friggen boomer from l4d someone get me a shot gun >__>
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December 23rd, 2009
bobo
Notice it’s a Lincoln in a f im handicapped
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December 24th, 2009
Rotten2thecore
I-i-it’s the….g-g-Girth Element!
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January 4th, 2010
carson
NC
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January 6th, 2010
B.I.
Notice the car… goofballs prob on welfare but drives a nicer more expensive ride than most of us.
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January 14th, 2010
ABROAD
while i find these pictures humorous, there are only so many that can be taken of overweight people’s stomachs hanging out. it may be funny to laugh or crack a joke but some of you people are just flat out mean. probably half of you, if not more, look like the people in these pictures but are too dumb to realize.
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January 18th, 2010
pennsylvania
i dont think that he needs that basket he needs to let someone else do his clothes lol
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January 23rd, 2010
kris
There’s no way that car really belongs to him. Now way in hell!
January 27th, 2010
Chuck
Jimmy….Hey Jimmy…Jimmy Hoffa is that you??? How long you been in there man……
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clothing mix up santa got the elves clothes
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Hang on a minute, campers. There’s the shorts and the wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-short-shirt and …. a toboggan and overcoat/sweater of some sort. So-o-o-o, we’re cold but NOT cold. And would someone explain why someone who can afford a Cadillac can’t afford to buy ‘up’ a few sizes and COVER everything? sheesh …..
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Did not know that Santa shops at Wal-Mart!!!! Wonder how many kids he frightened??
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And he’s driving a Lincoln!
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This is why USA has an energy crisis. It’s because our fat asses can’t fit in fuel efficient import cars!
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Why was Samantha modded down? Seems pretty silly to be turned off by what Samantha said.
That said, a winter hat, a jacket, exposed gut and shorts. Maybe that flies if you’re attractive, but not if you’re St. Nick.
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Give him a break, obviously he is on his way to the local “Sexiest Abs” competition at the local Sizzler.
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You better be nice to Santa or he’s going to pass over your house this month!
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alright who let santa get drunk and go to walmart?
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santa ate too many cookies):
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Like a bowl full jelly.
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what is that???!!!! i am scarred!
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I’m to sexy for my shirt,to sexy for my shirt so sexy !!
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When Santa drives his Lincoln it’s always a bumpy sleighride.
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Look! The beard! Quick, somebody cancel Christmas – Santa’s on a bender.
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Being fat does not mean you can park in a handicap spot!
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My eyes!! My eyes!!! OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
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Santa’s cousin Bubba….
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Maybe there are some clothes in that cart that will actually fit him.
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Huh, so that’s where my dignity and sense of shame went.
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Store sub-standards?
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Santa is undercover
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WOW, Santa really has gone to the rednecks, First the belly hanging out and then WAL-MART . . . No wonder he left the rudolph at home.
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You know the economy is in the tube when even Santa is on welfare.
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Everyone that commented thus far knows they have at least an uncle, cousin, grandfather, etc that looks like that (I don’t but you do). Embrace your roots Wal Mart lovers.
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Santa’s little known younger brother…. he’s kinda the black sheep of the family…
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I love the fat people who go to Wal-Mart in the winter who wear shorts because that is all that fits them.
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Chubby chaser’s around teh world have a new pin-up….I love the defiant nature of cold weather versus a half shirt. If it’s cold enough to wear a stocking cap, it’s cold enough to wear a whole shirt, but this guy’s tummy WOULD NOT BE COVERED! long live the belly!
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Goodfellahs: HEY! Little Joey said he buried Big Ears Eddie.
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Seriously, in a handicapped parking space no less? Have you no shame?
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I think it’s Santa who needs to do some laundry!
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December 4th, 2009
I think Santa needs to do some laundry!
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December 4th, 2009
I didn’t realize Dunlop Disease was a handicap. His belly dunlopped.
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December 4th, 2009
The only thing that really surprises me about this picture is that he’s not driving a taxi.
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December 4th, 2009
it looks like santa ate an umpa lumpa and then stole his clothes. But maybe he didn’t eat all of them. He is gonna trap the rest with the laundry basket.
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December 4th, 2009
The shirts too small or the belly is too big. I can’t decide whit it is…..
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December 4th, 2009
When you get to the point you can’t even tie your shoes, shouldn’t that tell you something??
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December 4th, 2009
Phil Margera?
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December 4th, 2009
RE GACK -
THAT IS A GREAT COMMENT, ONE OF THE BEST ON THIS SITE, SO FAR!!
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December 4th, 2009
THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS PROBABLY THINKING, “WITH A MIND LIKE EINSTEIN AND A BODY LIKE CHARLES ATLAS, HOW CAN I FAIL???”
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December 4th, 2009
If it’s West Virginia, that’s my brother!
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December 5th, 2009
Santa? You shop Walmart?
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December 5th, 2009
He must have spent all his cash on that big L. Didn’t have a dime left for clothes for years!
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December 5th, 2009
He’s parked in the handicapped spot so obviously someone realizes he was special.
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December 5th, 2009
Christ’s snakes alive, its skid row Santa!
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December 5th, 2009
Question. Why the laundry basket? It doesn’t look like this dude gives a hoot about his clothes or how he looks! I don’t think he washes them anyway. WTF?
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December 5th, 2009
He’s depending on that sweet ride to impress the chicks. Pay not attention to the fact he has no socks, shoe laces, or a shirt that actually fits.
Wait a minute…isn’t that “Big Country” from ‘The Ultimate Fighter’? I’d recognize that belly anywhere!
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December 5th, 2009
“All I want for Christmas is a shirt that actually covers up my big, fat gut”
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December 5th, 2009
Scot Stiner in 20 years
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December 5th, 2009
Scott Stiner in 20 years
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December 5th, 2009
what? the abominable snowman from rudolph the rednose raindeer shops at walmart? talk about the island of misfits!
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December 5th, 2009
Definately flopped out of the shallow end of the gene pool!
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December 5th, 2009
Interesting that it is cold enough to wear a hat, but not so cold that the belly needs covering.
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December 5th, 2009
even santa is being effected by the economy…
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December 5th, 2009
What a lazy slob! If you dont have a shirt that fits at least zip up your hoodie! Go buy a shirt that covers that gut, some Vans and maybe a gym membership or at least diet soda.
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December 5th, 2009
Oh, and save the handicap spot for those who truly need it!
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December 5th, 2009
Hey it is just Santa picking up things at Walmart. The elves are very busy making Zhu Zhu Pets.
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December 5th, 2009
I see Santa’s other sled is a Lincoln. Where’s he cutting corners to afford that? Not on cookies it seems.
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December 5th, 2009
Hey, Santa has to have something to wear while the big red suit is getting dry cleaned!
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December 5th, 2009
Unfortunately he couldn’t find a shirt bigger than XXXL. Somebody should really make a clothing store “Men’s Big and Short.”
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December 5th, 2009
Holy Crap! Now I see what my Walrus character does in his spare time when not appearing in my webcomic strip! LOL
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December 5th, 2009
This year even Santa has fallen on hard times.
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December 5th, 2009
oh my god.
btw, the caption = win.
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December 5th, 2009
Santa ate the reindeer!
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December 5th, 2009
Is that really his belly button, or did he just spin around really fast as the shutter clicked?
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December 5th, 2009
cover your dickey doo up you fat fuck
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December 5th, 2009
well looks like he made an effort at finding a basket to carry that belly in. Too bad Wally World doesnt carry #10 wash tubs.
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December 6th, 2009
This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone I “know” on here. I used to work at the K-Mart in Lebanon, Tennessee and this guy literally crazy, but he is a LEGEND. Fortunately, he wasn’t a regular, but the two or three times he’s come in provided stories that will last years. My only interaction with him was in electronics when he bought a few $3.99 DVDs, asking me if I’d seen any of them. They all looked like C-listers that had only been shown on Lifetime in the mid-90s, so I said no. He then told me that comedies were his favorites. “Comedies and porno!” Then he asked where our high caffeine coffee was, saying he wanted to be “A super dude!”
He is truly epic.
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December 6th, 2009
I wonder if he can still see his”long duck dong”??????????????
Or big time dirty toilet…………
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December 6th, 2009
“Hmmm now where did I put that spare tire”?
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December 6th, 2009
Oh, Santa….
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December 6th, 2009
At least he does his laundry!
(Or is going to attempt to…)
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December 6th, 2009
and i thought i looked odd being a broke 27 year old (normal girl) driving a hand me down Lincoln town car-at least a little out of place-but DAMN he looks like he just whacked the owner of that ride and stuffed him in the trunk and now is looking in the trunk and saying WOW i can fit more stuff in there
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December 6th, 2009
This disgusts me. Not so much the picture itself but the fact that people don’t care how gross they look, that they take no pride in their appearance anymore. It’s very sad. The illegal Mexicans in the Phx area shop at Walmart all the time like that, and they come packed 20 to a car and it looks like one of those clown cars at the circus when 20 clowns get out of a tiny VW Beetle. This country is really going downhill.
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December 6th, 2009
I like how fat people think they have the right to park in handicapped spaces!!! Being fat does not make you handicapped!!!!!!
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December 7th, 2009
HOLY DICKIE DOO BATMAN!
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December 7th, 2009
Maybe all of his clothes are dirty, thats why he needed the laundry basket. Im sure he could just shove all the clothes in his gut though.
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December 7th, 2009
Maybe it was wash day for Santa, check out the laundry basket in his cart. Even better Santa was caught after a night out with the elves and reindeer and they all drank too much egg nog
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December 7th, 2009
This looks suspiciously like my hometown of Burleson, TX. Same place Kelly Clarkson gave a concert back in ‘02.
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December 7th, 2009
is this stewart
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December 8th, 2009
fat guys are hot!!!!!!!
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December 8th, 2009
Is that Don Vito??
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December 8th, 2009
I love how he’s wearing a stocking cap so his head won’t get cold but forgot to cover his belly!
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December 9th, 2009
LOOK!! He bought himself soup bowl!
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December 9th, 2009
Keep working everyone! Millions on “disability” depend on you!
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December 17th, 2009
Ghetto Santa!
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December 18th, 2009
I’m impressed. Most crazy homeless guys don’t have well-maintained Lincoln Towncars.
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December 21st, 2009
Dude its friggen boomer from l4d someone get me a shot gun >__>
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December 23rd, 2009
Notice it’s a Lincoln in a f im handicapped
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December 24th, 2009
I-i-it’s the….g-g-Girth Element!
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January 4th, 2010
NC
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January 6th, 2010
Notice the car… goofballs prob on welfare but drives a nicer more expensive ride than most of us.
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January 14th, 2010
while i find these pictures humorous, there are only so many that can be taken of overweight people’s stomachs hanging out. it may be funny to laugh or crack a joke but some of you people are just flat out mean. probably half of you, if not more, look like the people in these pictures but are too dumb to realize.
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January 18th, 2010
i dont think that he needs that basket he needs to let someone else do his clothes lol
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January 23rd, 2010
There’s no way that car really belongs to him. Now way in hell!
January 27th, 2010
Jimmy….Hey Jimmy…Jimmy Hoffa is that you??? How long you been in there man……
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March 10th, 2010
Please don’t wear your grandkids clothes. They don’t fit you in anyway shape or form.
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March 12th, 2010
Was I the only one that noticed that there is a “1 hour Photo” and “Pharmacy” option in the backround…f@#king classic!
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June 14th, 2010
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