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Am I the only one completely surprised that her paranoid sign rant doesn’t make any sense at all? One would assume if you believe in something enough to put foil on your head, you would at least try to make a coherent sentence for us to read.

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  1. David O

    The tinfoil hat REALLY makes the ensemble.. doncha think?

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    December 6th, 2009

  2. miss tia

    the tin foil hat she’s wearing makes this perfect!

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    December 6th, 2009

  3. NekoSin

    Somehow I get the feeling that she’s trying to tell us something…

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    December 6th, 2009

  4. name

    Hooked on phonics did NOT work for this person

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    December 6th, 2009

  5. Mekadave

    Does she actually have tinfoil on her head? /WIN!

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    December 6th, 2009

  6. Steph

    When.
    Nature.
    Says.
    Do.
    Not.
    Touch!

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    December 6th, 2009

  7. BigGuy

    gift list from the Wizard of Oz

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    December 6th, 2009

  8. JESS

    stocking up on the ensure before the alien invasion

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    December 6th, 2009

  9. Aldo

    She’s heading towards the Kool Aid aisle.

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    December 6th, 2009

  10. sideburns

    All that to advertise a website. She’s passionate I have to give her that.

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    December 6th, 2009

  11. What do you mean it doesn’t make sense?
    That’s because you’re not reading it while wearing an aluminum foil turban.

    -The Big Cheese
    http://www.RumorRat.com

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    December 6th, 2009

  12. Anal Dildo To The Max

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    December 6th, 2009

  13. Jennie

    Maybe the sign is a message to the Mothership.

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    December 6th, 2009

  14. PinkHairNightmare

    are those green letters supposed to spell something out? O.o?

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    December 6th, 2009

  15. Jodi

    Anyone else as curious as I am to look up the website on the bottom of her sign?

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    December 6th, 2009

  16. BitchyTheDwarf

    almost looks like some sort of deranged list of spelling words

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    December 6th, 2009

  17. Brent

    Hope for her sake the aliens don’t spot that weak spot in the tin foil at the base of her skull….

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    December 6th, 2009

  18. bcd

    wow – these people are OUTTHERE: http://www.freedomfchs.com/

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    December 6th, 2009

  19. HANK

    Yeah, but the rant sign makes perfect sense to others that wear foil hats

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    December 6th, 2009

  20. TF

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    December 6th, 2009

  21. Melissa

    Are we suppose to unscramble the green letters to get the answer?

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    December 6th, 2009

  22. BitchyTheDwarf

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    December 6th, 2009

  23. Emilie C.

    This is so much more interesting if you go to the website she has on her sign.

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    December 6th, 2009

  24. Kate

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    December 6th, 2009

  25. Beki

    She’s just taking a break while her hair is processing!

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    December 6th, 2009

  26. Wyllowdaemon

    Oh GOD no…I had to work with a woman like this who was convinced the government was spraying her with chemicals via contrails from planes and was being poisoned. She covered her entire desk and the arms of her eyeglasses with tinfoil to protect her from the “barium they are spraying”. Eventually she was fired, thank god…she was a nutcase…that website is a hoot though….I looked at it.

    God bless you crazy Liz…wherever you are.

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    December 6th, 2009

  27. David102

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    December 6th, 2009

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    December 6th, 2009

  29. Dawn D.

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  30. Here’s the site:
    http://freedomfchs.com/

    Gotta love the tinfoil crowd…

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  31. Hilville

    You’ve just blown the cover on a Walmart Shoplifting Surveillance Team Member.

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    December 6th, 2009

  32. Nothing to see here.

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  33. Jenny

    What’s funnier than this is the website at the bottom..have you checked out http://freedomfchs.com?

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    December 6th, 2009

  34. GW

    http://freedomfchs.com/ is the site listed

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    December 6th, 2009

  35. Sheryl

    Actually from their website:
    FREEDOM FROM COVERT HARASSMENT AND SURVEILLANCE (FFCHS) was formed to address these atrocities and seek justice for those who are victims of harassment group activities which stem from corrupt elements of the US military intelligence and the US investigative agencies, certain defense contractors, corporations, as well as individuals and teams of private citizens.

    The CIA MKULTRA hearings which were held in the 70’s revealed the existence of secret mind control experimentation programs being conducted by the government. After the hearings, the CIA officially abandoned these programs. However, many are reporting a variety of effects and abuses consistent with the findings of the Church Committee investigation regarding the privacy abuses conducted by the CIA, FBI, and NSA at that time. And nowadays, because of the secrecy and lack of congressional oversight during the intervening decades, the research and development of mind control and surveillance technology have advanced far beyond what most Americans would imagine.

    List of Associated Harassment Activities:

    You may be a victim of Organized Stalking if:

    * You sense you are being watched and followed everywhere you go.
    * You notice consistently rude behavior from people you don’t know for no apparent reason.
    * You hear excerpts from conversations you had in the privacy of your home coming from people around you.
    * You feel that those around you have access to your thoughts. (see *1, *2, below for documentation of this)
    * Your relationships and friendships all become distant or strained for no apparent reason.
    * You have problems on the job where groups of people are plotting to have you terminated.
    * Your business deals consistently fall through for no apparent reason.
    * You experience vandalism on a regular basis.
    * You notice that your things are not in the same place you left them when you left home or some small items may be missing.
    * You experience frequent car repairs.
    * You experience frequent appliance or electronic malfunctions.

    You may be a victim of electronic harassment if:

    (see *3 below for most items in this section)

    o You experience burning sensations on your skin or internal organs.
    o You feel pin pricks on various parts of your body.
    o You feel some type of energy moving inside your body.
    o You experience extreme head pains.
    o You feel drop-in-your-tracks fatigue on a regular basis.
    o You continually have difficulty sleeping.
    o You experience forced speech. (see *1 below)
    o You experience uncontrolled-by-you movements of limbs or other body parts.
    o You hear the voices of other people inside your mind with no other signs of mental illness

    (see *1,*2 below for documentation of this)

    If a significant number of items on these lists are happening to you, then you may be a victim of organized stalking or electronic harassment. Please visit the ‘What to Do’ page of this website for more information.

    *1) Remote Neural Monitoring: Civil Action by John St. Clair Akwei http://www.freedomfchs.com/remoteneuralmonitoring2.pdf

    *2) Remote Behavioral Influencing Technology by John McMurtrey, M.A.
    http://www.freedomfchs.com/evidenceofremotebehavioralinfltech.pdf

    *3) Bio-electromagnetic Weapons by Harlan Girard, Managing Director, International Committee on Offensive Microwave Weapons (ICOMW)
    http://www.freedomfchs.com/bioelectromagneticweapons2.pdf

    CRAZY!

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    December 6th, 2009

  36. Chelle

    http://www.freedomfchs.com – the site at the bottom of her.. mess. She’s definitely a freak…but that’s the point of this site.

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    December 6th, 2009

  37. Shannon

    She should be in the nut aisle. That website is for paranoid crazies.

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    December 6th, 2009

  38. …OKAY, ALL YOU SPACE CADETS…LETS SEE IF YOU CAN DECIPHER THE SECRET MESSAGE…

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    December 6th, 2009

  39. Ken

    It’s a word scramble. It reads: Electronic weapons torture and harass covert groups and murder legal freedom.

    The other letters and tinfoil hat are just there to throw people off.

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    December 6th, 2009

  40. crystal

    She’s trying to tell us that if we put foil on our heads, we can get free HBO!

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    December 6th, 2009

  41. Wes

    which is worse – what she did or the paranoid people of the website she supports!?
    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

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    December 6th, 2009

  42. lilmissunshine

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    December 6th, 2009

  43. John Smith

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    legit site, believe it or not lol

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    December 6th, 2009

  44. Ken

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    It’s a funny read.

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    December 6th, 2009

  45. VILLAGE IDIOT

    THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE, UNEDUCATED AMERICAN CITIZEN …
    THIS INDIVIDUAL HAS EITHER DISCOVERED THE PATH TO NIRVANNA OR THIS POOR SOUL IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HER FRIGGIN’ MIND!!
    BELIEVING THE ANSWER TO BE THE LATTER; WOULD SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE MAKE CERTAIN THAT SHE GETS HER MEDS, ASAP!!!!!

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    December 6th, 2009

  46. Former NJ Resident

    I’m so glad that there’s finally someone from NJ. I was getting so worried that the Garden State actually had some class.

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    December 6th, 2009

  47. Rachel Alpers

    anyone know what website shes advertising? i want to know if they have a good deal on those shiny hats. Im sick of the aliens reading my thoughts.

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    December 6th, 2009

  48. LJH206

    Its a link to this website:
    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    “Seeking Freedom and Justice worldwide
    for those targeted with organized stalking
    and electronic torture.”

    Wow.

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    December 6th, 2009

  49. VILLAGE IDIOT

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  50. matt dahn

    I got the same outfit for christmas last year. should i be worried?
    does anyone know why i get these shooting pains thru my basil gangila?

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    December 6th, 2009

  51. Sarah

    It’s obvious this person has a mental illness.
    I enjoy laughing at most of the people on here, but in this case, I feel sorry for her.

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    December 6th, 2009

  52. Ok, I can safely say that this is the WEIRDEST and most confusing thing I have ever seen on POW!

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    December 6th, 2009

  53. amber

    wow that is one funny website!!!!- She thinks shes being stalk or harassed?-really!

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    December 6th, 2009

  54. But…….at least she has all of her clothes on!!

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    December 6th, 2009

  55. Gunther

    Let’s seen now… tinfoil hat, Saran Wrap underwear, Twizzler moustache, bacon sideburns, corndog in m’ shorts (hello ladies), Funyun glasses and a shot of Reddi-Whip under each arm.

    Hello world!

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    December 6th, 2009

  56. NEWT

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    December 6th, 2009

  57. Carmenita

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  58. Chibimoon

    Not only is she shopping for more aluminum foil, but im sure she’s shopping for nuts too.

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    December 6th, 2009

  59. Rachel

    Hey, even the crazy people gotta have their boost and ensure!

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    December 6th, 2009

  60. Chris

    The website attached explains a lot, AND she IS browsing the Ensure

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    December 6th, 2009

  61. Mrs.Sherry

    Did he/she feel a T-shirt wouldn’t get the message out there?

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    December 6th, 2009

  62. Hvnscyld

    Sure hope she used Reynolds..It gets much better reception!

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    December 6th, 2009

  63. jdredd

    from the website:
    ” If you think or know you are already implanted with a chip from a vaccination, flu shot, dentist, surgeon (knowingly or unknowingly through their pharmaceutical supplies) then you can cause them to malfunction within 2 days with rare earth magnets you can buy that are cheap! I bought 10 of these magnets. The Lord showed me where to put them and I used a band aide to hold them in place. I put them as He led me to. ”

    Wonder if you can buy the rare earth magnets at Walmart?

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    December 6th, 2009

  64. MENTAL MIDGET

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    December 6th, 2009

  65. Cry me a river

    Boooo to those who cant laugh at a crazy woman in a tinfoil hat. 99% of the pow are clearly mental, why should she get special treatment?

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    December 6th, 2009

  66. Psych Major

    This woman has has a mental illness and this is not funny. Take it down.
    Paranoid Schizophrenia is a serious mental illness.

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    December 6th, 2009

  67. VILLAGE IDIOT

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  68. Thom

    If you REALLY want to see her go crazy, go up to her at the checkout area, grab a handheld UPC scanner, aim it at her head, pull the trigger, and yell, “666! 666! The number of the Beast!”

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    December 6th, 2009

  69. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  70. martini girl

    I’d love to know how many of us went to the website she’s “advertising”…I know I did. It was almost as funny as powm, almost.

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    December 6th, 2009

  71. Adam

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    December 6th, 2009

  72. mammie,plz come home,you took pa’s med’s and not your’s good lawdy honnie,,,,,,,

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    December 6th, 2009

  73. Just a guy

    My new excuse for anything I do wrong….”But I’m being electronically harassed and monitored”.

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    December 6th, 2009

  74. LJ

    I checked out http://freedomfchs.com and the tin foil on her head makes sense now. She doesn’t want anyone taking control of her brain and the foil will prevent that from happening.

    Uh-huh. Where are the guys in the white coats and big butterfly nets when you need them.

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    December 6th, 2009

  75. Susan

    From the website….
    “SHEILDING TIPS FROM THE COMMUNITY

    Shower

    I’ve noted that I rarely if ever experience tingling sensations, headaches or any other directed energy symptoms while taking a shower.”

    This is good advice for all of us.

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    December 6th, 2009

  76. Chris

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  78. dave

    if (s)he’s against surveillance (s)he should get the hell out of walmart. where does (s)he think all the videos of people walking around in a store with same kind of cart (s)he has, that are up on the monitors, are coming from? K-mart?

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    December 6th, 2009

  79. Mackenzie

    Only in New Jersey,

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    December 6th, 2009

  80. Elaine

    The sign is to designed to confuse the aliens so she can adjust her hat to full alien stopping ability.

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    December 6th, 2009

  81. Ken

    Maybe she’s the one doing the controlling. I mean look how many of us went to that site.

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    December 6th, 2009

  82. Squire of Glenhall

    Holy Cow!!! I thought everyone had already been told that aluminum foil won’t work. If she would only use the fine mesh hardware cloth over the lexan bicycle helmet, she would get enough relief to line up the letters on her signboard. I guess it is true that Wal-Mart shoppers are the kookiest.

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    December 6th, 2009

  83. LadyEm

    The website she’s promoting mentions you might be a victim of organized stalking if, “You notice consistently rude behavior from people you don’t know for no apparent reason.” OMG!!! I’m being organizationally stalked everytime I go to Walmart!!!

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    December 6th, 2009

  84. L.B.

    I can’t read the words on the sign because the screen on my phone is too small. Can someone please post what the sign says…thanks! And I love this site. =)

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    December 6th, 2009

  85. Rebecca

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    It is an actual website, she is at least promoting something!

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    December 6th, 2009

  86. Hey VILLAGE IDIOT
    I already tried that but i still seem to be drawn to this site. does that mean that I have special powers. If I have super powers that draw me here, can I perform amazing feats of medical mystic that some have called perverse. But I feel completly at home here at the POWM. By the way. I Am offering a special on nose jobs ths week only. Mention the keycode “get rid of my huge snotter” at my website and you can save up tp to 99% off a snot locker reduction. But this is for you only. Dont let it get out. OK!.

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    December 6th, 2009

  87. Professor Vile

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  88. PMB

    Someone forgot to take the foil off for the last 5 minutes!

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    December 6th, 2009

  89. david

    At least the foil hat has a purpose !

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    December 6th, 2009

  90. Mike

    One up on the classic “kick me”.

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    December 6th, 2009

  91. Doc

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  92. Stu

    The tin foil on her head should be the first clue….

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  93. Doc

    That’s what you get from breathing the air in NJ

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    December 6th, 2009

  94. L.B.
    It says, If your initials are L.B. then you are the Man/ woman that I have been looking for, for over 20 years. we once met in an itallian resturant and i have had these strange dreams ever since. You had on a long evening grown, or maybe i did. Anyway, you me perposed to me. and each year I have waited at the alter, waiting for your return. We now have 6 kids and they are all waiting to meet their Mommy/Daddy. Please send money and a word of your return. Cant wait to see you, love, tin foli bag person.

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  95. if she saw this pic on POWM, she would freak it would validate the crazy . the website is nuts for a good laugh red some of the parinoid posts.

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    December 6th, 2009

  96. LookAtTheseHands

    OMG go to that website on the sign. Hilarious!

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  97. Freaking out

    *Shudder*

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  98. Cheryl

    What is the significance of the letters in yellow? P-U-E-R-R. I expected them to at least mean something. Maybe it’s a secret message for paranoid cats….

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    December 6th, 2009

  99. Kenneth

    She has been in one too many thunderstorms with that hat on.

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    December 6th, 2009

  100. FOHU,
    Are you using same spell checker as the in foil bag person ? if yes STOP!.

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    December 6th, 2009

  101. Frank

    Wow went to website and now wish I didn’t.

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    December 6th, 2009

  102. 4rick

    orange…
    actual…
    knife…
    sunshine…
    pain…
    dammit…!!!

    hamburger helper isle this is?

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    December 6th, 2009

  103. Unicorn Madness

    It’s a website she spelled wrong. http://www.freedomfchs.com/id12.html
    Who would’ve thought that there would be a group for these people? It’s kinda messed up, they charge people who basically have paranoid schizophrenia to talk to a psychologist over the phone, who doesn’t actually do anything.

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    December 6th, 2009

  104. reggie

    Notice the foil wrapping paper in her cart. Instant party hat!

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    December 6th, 2009

  105. VILLAGE IDIOT

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  106. Kelly

    I’m sorry, but if you’re trying to avoid the big bad establishment, isn’t Wal-Mart, the so-called poster child for capitalism and greedy corporate America the last place you want to go? Or is that the reason for the tin foil hat? She knows she’s going to be surveilled there, so she’s ahead of the game…

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    December 6th, 2009

  107. Hentor

    Considering in every alien abduction story, they DON’T probe the skull, I’m surprised more conspiracy theorists don’t wear tin foil underwear…

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    December 6th, 2009

  108. Zoid

    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean everybody isn’t out to get you.
    “You have problems on the job where groups of people are plotting to have you terminated. ” Sounds like every place I ever worked – it’s called Office Politics.

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    December 6th, 2009

  109. Ashley

    I thought this site didn’t make fun of people with disabilities. This person is clearly mentally ill. This is typical behavior for someone who suffers from schizophrenia.

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    December 6th, 2009

  110. KCLady

    I want to see this ladies reaction when she finds out someone took a picture of her and put it on the internet! It’s almost as if it proves everything she’s been trying to say all along!!! Muuuahahaha…

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    December 6th, 2009

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  112. DOA

    “Maybe I can find a needle and thread in here so next time I won’t have to glue the letters on cardboard, I can just sew them on a t-shirt. Wait . . . Ensure? Maybe I can make shoes out of the bottles when I’m done drinking and then recycle my foil hat to make a purse to match.”

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    December 6th, 2009

  113. Freak Speely

    Crazy…I guess the tinfoil worked; she couldn’t detect the electronic device that snapped this picture.

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  114. RUkiddingme

    Is the tinfoil around the head to keep the aliens out or to keep the voices in?

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    December 6th, 2009

  115. Ming the Merciless

    She’s to New Jersey what Frank Chu is to San Francisco; Google his name and see.

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    December 6th, 2009

  116. Gail

    Geez….. and people make fun of us Southerners……..

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    December 6th, 2009

  117. jessa

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  118. Homer

    I think the foil “hat” is actually an antenna to allow the mothership to find her when it’s time for her to go home.

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    December 6th, 2009

  119. Cynthia

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  120. StupidPeopleAmuseMe

    So I think this woman is actually for real…that’s the really scary part. Anyone actually visit the website on her sign? Apparently there are 50 states full of psychos like her….yep… Disturbing! I wonder when they go to conferences if they all wear the foil hats……

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    December 6th, 2009

  121. Just me

    This is an example of how mental illness and societies inability to deal with it looks in public. Please people, if you have a relative that is sick and putting tin foil on thier head, take them to the doctor and get them the medication they need to be sane and productive. People don’t enjoy being sick. It’s heartwrenching to watch, but more so if it’s you that is sick. Keep up with your families mental as well as physical health.

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    December 6th, 2009

  122. why

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  127. freedomFORcovertharassmentandsurveillance

    She’s promoting Freedom From Covert Harassment and Surveillance and I can see why. She’s trying to protect all Americans from people like “us” who can’t live without PoW

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    December 6th, 2009

  128. Walmart doesn’t make fun of sick people.

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    December 6th, 2009

  129. jekyll

    Okay.. she’s just copying the other lady that was selling her car with the sign on her back. Maybe it’s a new trend.

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    December 6th, 2009

  130. OBJECTSINMIRROR

    If you translate the sign upside down and backwards it tells you that you are about to slam a shopping cart into a carpeted post. Thank God she has the foil hat to protect her already jumbled brain.

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    December 6th, 2009

  131. I'm not telling

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  132. so much inaccessable intelligence…

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  134. Alan Estes

    Double irony! This person is advertising a website against electronic surveillance/harassment…. AND…. The advertised website http://www.freedomfchs.com has probably gotten 10x more hits today because of someone violating the purpose OF the website. Nice!!

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    December 6th, 2009

  135. Semore Butts

    I would say she’s a golden girl, but aluminum seems more her type

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    December 6th, 2009

  136. poopshooter

    Think they are mentally ill.

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    December 6th, 2009

  137. b0nnie

    No one gets it!!!!!!!!!! She probably gets paid to receive messages thru that foil hat about the latest website to advertize. She’s probably doing it to supplement her disability check.

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    December 6th, 2009

  138. Chelez

    Honey, I think you need to pick up some Hidden Valley Ranch to go with that word salad on your back.

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    December 6th, 2009

  139. KIM

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  140. New Jersey startin’ to represent with the weirdness! We’ll catch up to you yet, Florida! Going pantsless and showing our giant fat backs!

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    December 6th, 2009

  141. bedazzled

    I dated her sister, who use to wave to granny at the end of the ‘Beverley Hillbillies’ because she thought granny was waving to her.

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    December 6th, 2009

  142. Suint

    …………”Psych Major” You said: “This woman has has a mental illness and this is not funny. Take it down. Paranoid Schizophrenia is a serious mental illness. ”
    ………………………………..
    ………………………………..
    Another way to think of this could be this is not harming the woman any, as her face and identity are unknown to us. However, by seeing this we are made aware of an awful web site that preys on people with paranoia — a site wich lists numerous reasons to be paranoid that a mentally unstable person may not even have thought of yet.
    As a ”Psych Major” you should jump on that and investigate ways people use the internet to exacerbate mental illnesses and con sick people.
    You ought to be grateful to POWM for helping you be a better ”Psych major”!

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    December 6th, 2009

  143. Elizabeth Williams

    This person is obviously mentally ill, and should not be made fun of. I typically love this site but when it is such an apparent case of schizophrenia the moderators should consider it in the same class as pictures of mentally retarded or physically handicapped persons and refuse to post it. This isn’t funny, it is unfortunate.

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    December 6th, 2009

  144. sparkleberry

    Is the foil hat supposed to keep the government from controlling her mind?

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    December 6th, 2009

  145. SUPER DUPER MAN

    FROM THAT SITE:

    1. Metal scouring pads or aluminum foil around head:

    I purchased pairs of copper scouring pads and aluminum scouring pads, unrolled them, and wrapped the mesh around my head (covering forehead and tops of ears) like a ~4″ wide sweat band, frequently doubling them up into an ~8″ sweat band (covering eyes and ears and extending beyond forehead) (wire twist ties were used to configure the mesh into a sweat band). The first day they seemed 100% effective in eliminating the annoying tingling sensations in various areas of my body, possibly due to an inability of the perps to lock onto my brain to monitor the effects of the electromagnetic attacks. After about three days, however, the perps seemed to have adapted, and now (about three or four weeks since I began using them) the tingling sensations are perhaps 30% to 50% as intense as they were without this shielding, thus an effectiveness of 50-70%. It may be that it is more difficult for the perps to maintain a brain lock and receive feedback of what I’m experiencing. Doubling the ~4″ wide sweat bands to produce an ~8″ sweat band seems to provide greater effectiveness.

    Another improvement that’s hard to describe is that the moment I place this shielding on my head there is a quieting effect within my head, not in terms of audio noise, but perhaps in terms of some form of brain or EEG noise, possibly due to an elimination of electromagnetic energy being sent to the brain, or some other sensation that is only present when the perps are locked onto my brain — perhaps it’s the elimination of the TAMI (thought amplifier and mind interface) effect discussed in Robert Duncan’s book “The Matrix Deciphered” which I assume to manifest as a feeling that your thoughts are susceptible to being read when your thoughts are amplified.

    I didn’t seem to notice any difference between the copper and aluminum pads, though more experimentation is needed to confirm this for sure. Due to skin contact issues I would recommend the copper pads as both produce oxide when contacting the forehead (blackish for the aluminum and greenish for the copper) which is probably absorbed by the skin, and aluminum causes Alzheimer’s disease. I’m not aware of ill effects associated with copper though I haven’t researched it. A cloth band under the metal mesh would help alleviate this.

    I also tried wrapping aluminum foil completely around my head with openings around the eyes and mouth and the results seemed to be about the same as those for the metal scouring pads, though the foil was less comfortable, mostly due to condensation as a result of perspiration. Long-term absorption of aluminum through the skin is again an issue. A thin ski mask between the foil and skin would help; a layer of plastic wrap between the cloth mask and the foil would further guard against absorption.

    Another TI reported similar results with a copper scouring pad over the head.

    I strongly recommend this type of shielding to all TIs while sleeping and in the morning before going out for the day.

    This shielding is not effective against headaches, nor is it effective in preventing the perps from sensing when you’re about to drift off to sleep.

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  146. Misty

    Seems to me that we all need to take a closer look at the sign. It leads us to a website pertaining to covert harassment and surveillance. http://www.freedomfchs.com Look it up. This person is telling you that they don’t want to be looked at on this site, or any other site for that matter.

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    December 6th, 2009

  147. Heliwatcher

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  148. TOYMAN

    “Beam me up Scotty”

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    December 6th, 2009

  149. That Kid

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/id12.html
    The link above is what explains the tin foil hat.
    Talk about freaks.

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    December 6th, 2009

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  153. Slegato

    Why is it that the nutjobs are always the ones thinking the government, aliens or ??? are watching them and out to get them? It’s always someone that has nothing they would ever want.

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    December 6th, 2009

  154. Irving

    I <3 STEPH.

    Smalltalk at the register is gonna be tense.

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    December 6th, 2009

  155. Denton

    I’ve just visited that website
    this guy was advertising and yeah,
    only a crazy person like this wearing a tinfoil
    hat would believe in something like this!

    and in case anyone can’t read what the website’s
    address is then here ya go!:

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

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    December 6th, 2009

  156. WMcashier

    Wow….well after viewing that site I feel less paranoid…..wow….I can honestly say I haven’t seen any tin foil hats in my store….did see a smiley face top hat……

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    December 6th, 2009

  157. Chris

    You say that you don’t ever pick on people that have obvious mental disabilities, but here you are doing it.

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    December 6th, 2009

  158. This is Elin Woods’ future mother-in-law.

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  159. SUPER DUPER MAN

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  160. Gabe123

    I wonder if she’s in to get more tinfoil.

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  161. Layna

    OMG! I went to that site and if that tin-foiled hat wearing nutter is afraid that she’s being watched electronically I guess she has a point she did end up on this site with tons of people looking at her… and laughing hysterically!

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    December 6th, 2009

  162. Jackie

    omg if this was taken near eatontown-neptune walmart. id say this could be my neighbor who rattled off hours on end about the aliens/goverment harrasing her telling her what to do at all hours of the night. called cops so many times-sorry eatontown cops-you guys rock and got a great sense of humor for putting up with her rants.

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    December 7th, 2009

  163. amy

    Well, people ARE watching you. And talking about you behind your back. How does that make you feel? Whoops, hours up. That’ll be $150.

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    December 7th, 2009

  164. jafo

    If someone told these guys that they’re featured on this site, I wonder what they would think?

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    December 7th, 2009

  165. well i never and hope to never again

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  166. Teeps

    From the looks of the tin foil, scrambled words and fearfulness, I’d say this person is definitely schizophrenic. Probably either the disorganized or paranoid subtype.

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    December 7th, 2009

  167. jle

    If this person ever finds their picture online, they will glue aluminum foil to their body in an effort for the government not to find them. They will probably be thinking the government was behind the posting!

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  168. Walmart cutie

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  169. Karen

    From the website she is sporting: “secret mind control experimentation programs”

    NOW it all makes sense!! (or not)

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  170. Tj Crane

    Wouldn’t the government be able to track her down through that website?

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  171. yikes

    Damn aliens.

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  172. DaD

    Here is an excerpt from the website:

    “I purchased a 28″x15″ rubber mat (the kind with suction cups for use in a bath tub, not to be confused with similar vinyl mats) and placed it over the top sheet in bed so that it rested over whatever area of my body the perps were targeting with annoying tingling sensations. As long as it was snugly wrapped around the area of interest it seemed to block the directed energy with perhaps 70%-100% effectiveness. Another TI reported similar results, using two rubber mats, one above and one below the body. Ideal may be a rubber mat the size of a blanket. Definitely worth pursuing further.”

    I CAN’T WAIT to see the POWM person walking around wearing rubber bath mats “to block the directed energy”!

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    December 7th, 2009

  173. mxr5150

    “The home-made foil sailboat hat prevents the governments from readin’ my thoughts.”

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    December 7th, 2009

  174. Brad

    I actually feel bad for people who fall into this kind of mental place, but of course if I say anything, I am one of “them”.

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  175. Making Fun of Mental Illness?

    Sorry guys, this one ain’t that funny. Clearly a severe mental disorder, probably paranoid schizophrenia. I love this site and laugh at virtually all of these freaks, but when it comes to genuinely sick people, I find it hard to laugh.

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  176. William

    I looked it up, it’s acctually a web site. http://www.freedomfchs.com!!

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    December 7th, 2009

  177. linda

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    The website advertised on her back makes even less sense. Freedom from Covert Harassment and surveillance… ” Citizens are being watched, tracked, monitored and tortured; their private lives invaded, ruined, and many kept in virtual isolation from friends and family”

    Tortured…Really??

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  178. Amanda

    You know, it would actually be so much better if all our batshit crazy folk would be considerate enough to wear a sign. Sorta takes away the guess work.

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    December 7th, 2009

  179. lunaticcringeradio

    check out the survey at the looney website. i think i’m going to fill it out for fun and list everything i can and make up some stuff just to have fun with them.

    the best thing i like about these looneys they ask do you get the sensation you are being watched, duh, every time i go to walmart.

    check out their survey here
    http://www.surveymethods.com/Preview.aspx?96889C91C2D8C1D3D79C9A919AD6C0C190D6&DO_NOT_COPY_THIS_LINK

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  180. E

    Anyone notice the website on the bottom? http://www.freedomfchs.com It’s about surveilance and harrasment. All of the “warning signs” sound like a psychiatric disorder.

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  182. Horky the living Spoodge

    She discovered our secret: THEY LIVE is a documentary.

    Agents XZ-2j and YZY-11q — intercept and contain this nuisance before any further information leaks to the public.

    *communication ends*

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  183. Joebud

    Anyone else find it at least a little ironic that people concerned with electronic harrassment and organized stalking must log onto a website for support?

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    December 7th, 2009

  184. Erin

    It is obvious she is a paranoid schizophrenic. How sad and unfortunate.

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    December 7th, 2009

  185. Troy

    “Could the customer in the foil hat please come to the pharmacy? You’re lithium prescription is ready.”

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    December 7th, 2009

  186. Julia Child

    It’s too late for the tin foil. Her head’s already spoiled!!

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    December 7th, 2009

  187. The fact that someone took her picture and posted it online confirms her suspicion that she’s under constant surveillance. Who’s the crackpot now?

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    December 7th, 2009

  188. KateK

    Crazies gotta eat too!

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  189. KateK

    And please no comments about being mean to the mentally ill, I’m bipolar. It’s good to laugh at our problems sometimes.

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    December 7th, 2009

  190. Psych Major

    DEAR SUINT:

    Thanks for pointing that out =) (and not being a total jerk like most people on here that comment on other peoples posts)
    Thats actually a good idea for a research paper… Hmm…
    But I still dont like everyone making fun of her- and its true that although she probably does not own a cell phone OR computer, if she saw herself on this site it would exacerbate her possible condition to crisis. Thats why I dont like it. So thank you!! =)

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  191. Luanne

    there’s actually a few crazy people in the country that do walk around covered in Aluminum foil for that reason.. I used to see on on the bus in Austin Texas.. LOL.. yes, some folks are NUTTY that way

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  192. Luanne

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  194. Kelly

    If you are going to be mentally ill, it should definitely be amusing to the rest of us.

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  195. KK

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  196. ChronicWanderer

    This website explains the aluminum foil beanie culture.
    http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

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    December 7th, 2009

  197. CD

    Damn aliens.

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    December 7th, 2009

  198. mcmanusger

    It’s a GOOD thing she is right next to the Ensure supplements! When you’re suffering from dementia, it helps to have ENSURE!

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    December 7th, 2009

  199. Jennifer

    Drugs are Bad MMMKAYYY?

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    December 7th, 2009

  200. NinA

    The tin foil is to keep the voices out of her head..

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  201. Dear Psych Major

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  202. Kratos1971

    I SEE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HERE. IT’S JUST A WAL-MART.

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    December 7th, 2009

  203. Deetergirl

    i just went on the website she is adverstising and it is fucked up. these people actually BELIEVE that they are being electronically harassed and the jarble of random words on her back are excerpts from a letter that the websites founder wants people to copy and send to their local senators…..these people are nuts .

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    December 7th, 2009

  204. Crystal

    That website is just wacky….here is another excerpt:

    ELEANOR WHITE – for Sleep Deprivation:

    Here is how I have dealt with sleeplessness, for whatever
    it may be worth:

    - I totally darken the bedroom, and keep it cool
    - I run a fan across my bare feet and bare lower legs
    which stick out from under the quilt
    - I take from 12.5 to 25 mg of amitriptylene (prescription
    item) at bed time
    - I take 3 mg of melatonin at bed time, and once in a
    while, if it’s a bad night, a second hit of melatonin
    later on
    - I wear foam rubber style (you roll them tight with your
    fingers, insert them, and they expand to fill your ear
    canal) ear plugs – this causes any perp sound effects
    to be less startling. One pair lasts a few months
    before they get too saturated with ear wax to be useful.
    - I keep quite a few 3M coarse paint stripping pads in
    the bed because the perps like to cause many parts
    of my body to itch intensely, and rolling over on to
    these pads counteracts enough of the itching so that
    even if sleep isn’t possible, there is some degree of
    comfort. The perps love to target where my body
    presses into the mattress. I find that slipping just the
    edge of a paint stripper pad under me at that point,
    not the whole pad, interrupts the itch without being
    too uncomfortable. Gluing a long strip of them together
    can be used, say, between your legs, or to scratch
    your feet with. I use a garlic grater (small cheese grater
    with curved surfae) to scratch serious itch spots which
    are too intense for the paint stripping pads.
    - White noise sometimes helps, however, the perps
    have been known to use a white noise machine to
    broadcast annoying noises
    - If you are targeted with voice to skull at night,
    Julianne McKinney advises that multiple radio sets,
    each tuned to different stations, masks enough of
    the voice to skull that it becomes survivable.

    * Most importantly: I’ve discovered over time that an
    extra hour simply lying flat, wide awake but as relaxed
    as possible, makes a night restful enough that I was
    able to work for two decades before I could retire.

    In other words, don’t get too up tight about not having
    perfect sleep. Lying restfully in the dark is enough to
    get by on the job, I’ve found, even though medical
    reports mention extreme health damage from sleep
    disruption.

    Eleanor White is a retired engineer who has had 25 years of work experience in her field.

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  206. Kratos1971

    The Webmaster of that site must be thanking POW….for the Hit’s on the site just grew ten-fold today because of this post.

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  207. Louis

    I knew a guy who wore an aluminum hat to block the aliens, and he had a piece of cardboard taped to the top of his television, that, when the t.v. was off covered the whole front of the t.v. because he was convinced the C.I.A. was watching him through the t.v. while it was off. He was right off!

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  208. Gawd

    Wonder if that is one of the lawyers from that law firm they are promoting with the website at the bottom hahaha.

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    December 7th, 2009

  209. Dipper

    Psst! Hey, Lady. Over here. Shhhh! Soft copper scrubbers work better, and they look nicer. :)

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    December 7th, 2009

  210. Bobbo

    is it just me or is she passing the medications?

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  211. Suzy

    Dude, not cool. And I’m quoting you guys:
    “There is no reason to send us pictures of people that are seriously and unfortunately handicapped so don’t be an asshole. We are trying to have some fun here and there is a difference between someone who is mentally challenged and a person who has a fu Manchu and is still rocking MC Hammer pants.”

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  212. L.B.

    TO: MATT DAHN,
    What the heck are you talking about? Was your comment directed to me? I was the one asking for someone to tell me what the sign said. I’m a 28yr old female, who lives in CT. Or were you talking to someone else? I’m confused!!!

    >>>>>>>>>matt dahn <<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    L.B.
    "It says, If your initials are L.B. then you are the Man/ woman that I have been looking for, for over 20 years. we once met in an itallian resturant and i have had these strange dreams ever since. You had on a long evening grown, or maybe i did. Anyway, you me perposed to me. and each year I have waited at the alter, waiting for your return. We now have 6 kids and they are all waiting to meet their Mommy/Daddy. Please send money and a word of your return. Cant wait to see you, love, tin foli bag person."

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    December 7th, 2009

  213. Kent

    L.B.: I think Matt was kidding.. you asked what the sign said so he made something wacky up just for fun.

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    December 7th, 2009

  214. Jason Campbell

    I think she knew about this web site “people of Walmart” and staged this to get people to go to this website. How crazy is that? not very.

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    December 7th, 2009

  215. MandaPanda

    From the site http://www.freedomfchs.com/id12.html

    # Call for help: You may call our toll-free number anytime and leave a message. We’ll get back to you as soon as possible. 1-800-571-5618.

    # Re: Involuntary Commitment: Many victims of organized stalking and harassment risk being involuntarily commited to a psychiatric facility if they report these crimes to the local police or if the police are called by family members, neighbors, or friends. If confronted by police or mental health professionals who you feel are there to haul you away to a psych ward, always remain calm and speak clearly. You should familiarize yourself with the laws in your state regarding involuntary commitment. Generally, the guideline is that unless you are a danger to yourself or others, you have the right to remain peacefully in your own home – WHETHER YOU ARE CONSIDERED DELUSIONAL OR NOT! Just because the authorities do not believe you or think you are delusional is not a just cause for you to be hauled away to a mental facility! The general standard is that you must be a danger to yourself or others. If you are not harming yourself or threatening or causing physical injury to those around you, then according to most state laws you are entitled to remain in your own home. If you feel this is an issue in your particular situation, then you may want to keep a copy of your state law handy to show to those that may attempt to forcibly carry you away to a psychiatric facility. Knowledge of the law could make all the difference in some situations.

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    December 7th, 2009

  216. wtf?

    omg…that website is really WEIRD!!!

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    December 7th, 2009

  217. lol

    man…should i be concerned with the malfunctions with my electric appliances and the way my limbs control themselves…..cause thats what the site said i should look out for…

    LOL XD

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    December 7th, 2009

  218. uhhhhhh

    >>>>>THIS IS FROM THE SITE:
    We the undersigned have suffered or are suffering from strange and similar symptoms.

    There is no physical or mental illness that can cause all of the symptoms indicated below. But there is a technology (neurological weapons, radio-frequency weapons) that can.

    The human body is an electrochemical system: anything that disturbs the electrical impulses of the nervous system will affect body function and behaviour.

    We the undersigned would like to draw your attention to this extreme criminality. There is massive secrecy regarding this horrendous matter.

    Symptoms:
    Sleep Disturbance
    Forced or Artificial Dreams
    Auditory Effects (sounds, noises etc.)
    Jolts
    Muscle Spasms including back pain
    Muscle Cramps
    Burning sensations
    Tingling sensations
    Non-stop runny nose when interacting with people
    Sneezing
    Flu like Symptoms
    Headaches
    Blurred Vision (including white circle spots blocking vision).
    False Heart Attacks
    Sexual abuse using the technology for humilation purposes.
    Sudden bladder or bowl movements
    Hot and Cold Flashes
    Tooth pain
    Other Symptoms of a similar nature

    Based on the above, this is a formal request to the UN Council on Human Rights to assist in halting these activities violating international norms of behaviour and international obligations of the countries mentioned.

    We do understand the United States of America did not sign the Optional Protocol of the Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

    Nevertheless, we believe the American people should not be subjected to these gross violations of human rights.
    ………………………………..

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    December 7th, 2009

  219. ChrisCrossdresser

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    December 7th, 2009

  220. Shebazz

    The white man will put microchips in all of us

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    December 7th, 2009

  221. yoda

    She does realize that there’s microscopic liquid RFID chips in that Ensure, doesn’t she?

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    December 7th, 2009

  222. Tina

    Wouldn’t it just piss her off to know she was electronically exploited..

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    December 7th, 2009

  223. Whitney

    So….i just went to the website at the bottom of this “Sign.” I must say that it is by far the craziest, most batshit thing I’ve ever seen. CHECK IT OUT! LOL freedomfchs.com. Its worth the laughs. esp. the WHAT TO DO page! hilarious!

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    December 8th, 2009

  224. Foolhasty

    This site has a policy against making fun of people with disabilities. Does mental illness not count as a disability? I understand that there must be others on this site who are sick, but this person is obvious.

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    December 8th, 2009

  225. Bobman

    So…you’re a part of an intricate organized plot with advanced energy beam weapons and you can, pardon the pun, “foil” your attackers by simply putting aluminum foil on your head? Sure, I’ll bite. Sign me up.

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    December 8th, 2009

  226. Shawn

    Huh? What’s sad is that some of you know what this is!

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    December 8th, 2009

  227. lauren0rawr

    first choice medical ftw!

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    December 8th, 2009

  228. STEVE IN HOUSTON

    The aluminum foil is interferring with her thought processes.

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    December 8th, 2009

  229. Mickey Blue Eyes

    I went to that website and burst out laughing. The “signs of organized stalking” are hilarious. Example:

    You overhear snippets of conversation that you have had yourself. (Yeah, it’s not like we has a civilization don’t have common experiences and have similar conversations about stuff. It’s not like anybody else’s kids have trouble in school, etc.)

    Your car is repeatedly vandalized. (Never mind you live/work in a shitty neighborhood)

    You feel people are following/watching you. (People will do that when you wear tin foil on your head and have a crazy unintelligible sign on your back.)

    Et cetera.

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    December 8th, 2009

  230. Aleigh Khaladkar

    I didn’t realize the last _two_ lines were the website and first ended up at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto, attorneys at law. Motto: “Our practice covers the spectrum of intellectual property services.” Could concern over copyright make someone where a tinfoil helmet? That puts the “fringe” in infringement.

    But then it turned out I was an idiot.

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    December 8th, 2009

  231. Jill

    I think this lady gets her information for the X-Files

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    December 9th, 2009

  232. Ana

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    December 9th, 2009

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    December 9th, 2009

  234. SEAN

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    December 9th, 2009

  235. Gluey

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    December 10th, 2009

  236. Jennifer

    ahhahahaha

    That website she is advertising is amazing! It is like watching X-files on acid…the truth is out there!

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    December 10th, 2009

  237. Ken

    LOL, I’ve seen this lady in the Millville Shoprite… twice, never caught her at walmart to take a picture… LOL

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    December 11th, 2009

  238. Andrew

    the only thing better than the tinfoil helmet and the word salad sign rant is the actual website that this freedom fighter is promoting… http://www.freedomfchs.com

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    December 11th, 2009

  239. If you look really closely, you will see that is EASY to figure out. She has recently been to the zoo. All of the things on her sign are things you’re not allowed to do to the animals. “Harass, molest, electrocute.” The tin foil is obviously to protect her from any monkeys flinging poop. Trust me, it happens. And you thought she was senile…….

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    December 11th, 2009

  240. hello people…she is obviously mentally ill, probably has paranoid Schizophrenia….nothing to make fun of. As a therapist who works with adults with Schizophrenia and other mental illnesses, I have compassion, this woman really believes that stuff….give her a break, even people with mental illness have to get groceries….save the bad comments for people who don’t know how to dress in public

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    December 12th, 2009

  241. elena

    http://www.freedomfchs.com advertisement was the best part. This website made my day that much better. Ah crazies what would the world be without you.

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    December 12th, 2009

  242. Jared McKee

    This week’s fashion; paranoid hippy strikes walmart! now with cool tin foil hat!!!!

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    December 13th, 2009

  243. Rellina

    I don’t think she got the foil on her head SOON enough….

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    December 13th, 2009

  244. Brandon B

    “There is no reason to send us pictures of people that are seriously and unfortunately handicapped so don’t be an asshole.”

    Making fun of the mentally ill is okay though? Paranoid schizophrenia is not funny…

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    December 14th, 2009

  245. Lisa

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/id12.html

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    December 15th, 2009

  246. Missblondie

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    OMG, just read the Website he’s advertising… they actually think that they are being controlled and followed by covert harassment groups. LMFAO.

    Take your crazy pills and the paranoia and the voices in your head will stop.

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    December 16th, 2009

  247. Lewfer

    She’s actually advertising a website – Freedomfchs.com! Be afraid, be very afraid!

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    December 16th, 2009

  248. Dan

    To Rachel Alpers, who asked “anyone know what website shes advertising? i want to know if they have a good deal on those shiny hats. Im sick of the aliens reading my thoughts.”

    I believe there’s a sale on Reynolds Wrap in Aisle 10; why buy pre-made hats when you can save $$ making your own or making them for folks like Reality-challenged Rita, here?

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    December 18th, 2009

  249. Joe

    Check this out – crazy people

    http://areyoutargeted.com/protecting-yourself/best-shielding-practices-for-your-home/

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    December 18th, 2009

  250. Jeff

    The funniest part of all is that the website on the sign is http://www.freedomfchs.com. What does that stand for? Freedom From Covert Harassment & Surveillance. In a nutshell: A group protesting the use of technology stalk and harass. Sounds awfully like PoWM, no?

    But before you start feeling bad, here are their signs that you are being watched (lifted directly from their site:

    You experience burning sensations on your skin or internal organs.
    You feel pin pricks on various parts of your body.
    You feel some type of energy moving inside your body.
    You experience extreme head pains.
    You feel drop-in-your-tracks fatigue on a regular basis.
    You continually have difficulty sleeping.
    You experience forced speech. (see *1 below)
    You experience uncontrolled-by-you movements of limbs or other body parts.
    You hear the voices of other people inside your mind with no other signs of mental illness

    Wow. I wonder if this chick has any of that going on right now…

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    December 18th, 2009

  251. penny

    Sure this is amusing and slightly bizarre.
    However many of the comments on here are just hateful and intolerant rather than being amusing. She’s a mad lady with a bizarre appearance; she’s not hurting anyone and there’s no reason to feel hostility towards someone with a mental illness.

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    December 18th, 2009

  252. Mitch

    I’m really baffled, you guys don’t know about this stuff happening? The targets talk about MKULTRA because it was exposed in the 1970’s – universities and government agencies really did abduct and experiment on thousands of innocent citizens. It’s part of the bloody Congressional Record. There is even a book written by a psychologist reconstructed from the FOIA requests sent to the CIA – “Bluebird: Deliberate Creation of Multiple Personality by Psychologists” which describes how extreme trauma (including pedophiliac rape) is used on young children to get them to form new personalities which are then “programmed”.

    The “exposé” of Project MKULTRA in 1975 was a whitewash. The CIA shredded thousands of documents (but there are witnesses who have been delighted to tell all – check out Cathy O’Brien’s testimony). The project continued under a new name.

    They had been experimenting on people who were unjustly institutionalized. The reason Reagan threw all the mental patients out on the streets in the 80’s was because they don’t need physical access to people to experiment on them any more – they can do it remotely using implants and/or microwave/RF radiation.

    There is lots of stuff going on that you guys don’t know about. I am sure you think you are very clever but the fact is, after years of sleep deprivation and other forms of torture, many of these people are, not surprisingly, not at their best.

    I agree with Penny’s conclusions (but not her reasoning). You shouldn’t be making fun of these people no matter what your opinion of their claims are.

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    December 22nd, 2009

  253. Kendra0223

    Oh my gosh I know this lady! I live in NJ and have seen her shopping in stores. She is very bizarre and very rude.

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    December 22nd, 2009

  254. Amanda

    this lady is crazy. ive heard her tell her story before. she swears the government implanted tracking devices in her brain, thats why she wears the foil. she always has a very interesting sign too.

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    December 23rd, 2009

  255. Rich

    It’s kind of ironic that she’s wearing a sign about stalking and privacy and just got posted to a web site.

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    December 23rd, 2009

  256. Tricia

    Pretty amazing how far we’ve come in psychology, to think that semi-educated people like yourselves can offer psychological evaluations over the Internet. I guess the psychologists can be outsourced like everyone else. Then they can try to get jobs at WAL*MART.

    I wonder what motivates people to come to these sites to make fun of strangers. Maybe you need the affirmation of the group to make you feel that you’re better than others. I think the kind of group-think exhibited on this page is the product of weak minds.

    Merry Christmas. And I sincerely hope it’s your last one.

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    December 25th, 2009

  257. Anhedonia

    C’mon. Someone snuck up behind her and scrambled her message. No wonder she’s paranoid. And yes I think ’snuck’ is proper English.

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    December 26th, 2009

  258. Mary

    If you follow the website on the sign it actually takes you to a lawyers website… hmmm, maybe she was on to something

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    January 2nd, 2010

  259. Ken

    if she thinks computers are evil and will kill you then why is there a website at the bottom of her sign

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    January 5th, 2010

  260. Caradon Shuester

    Oh dear, someone went a little too far. These nuts are correct, electronics do kill people, the interference constantly damages every cell in our body which can cause mutations, which leads to cancer. All that fun stuff.

    But wearing tinfoil does nothing, and bitching about it does nothing.

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    January 7th, 2010

  261. spicycurry13

    So I perused the website and decided to see how booked up their calender is. I was very surprised to see that such an anti-govt group has april 15 marked on their calender. No matter how much we hate them, don’t forget to pay your taxes and give them money ;)

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    January 8th, 2010

  262. Me

    Good points, I think I will definitely subscribe! I’ll go and read some more! What do you see the future of this being?

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    January 11th, 2010

  263. Marcy

    looked up the website on the lower back of the sign….. law firm… i bet the pay was good.. fchs.com

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    January 14th, 2010

  264. lolsuz

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

    Have a look at the “List of Associated Harassment Activities” on the website and imagine how miserable and frightening your life would be if you truly believed the things on that list were happening to you. And how anguished and afraid your family would be for you. The only good thing about this picture being posted here is that it will lead some people to learn more about paranoid schizophrenia and have a little compassion for the people who suffer from it. Their fears are delusional, but their suffering is very, very real.

    Goofy-ass clothing is funny. Miserable mental illness is not. This is no different than posting a picture of a drooling quadriplegic for people to laugh at. Stick with mullets, spandex, and wolf shirts, POW.

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    January 14th, 2010

  265. James

    Funny that her picture was taken and posted on a website. Figured out from the website listed on the back sign (and she even got THAT wrong) is from a website about “Seeking Freedom and Justice worldwide
    for those targeted with organized stalking and electronic torture.” Oh the irony!

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    January 20th, 2010

  266. Regina

    i totally saw this woman! her car is decked out the same way lol

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    January 21st, 2010

  267. amanda

    the website isnt the laywer firm … the webiste is http://www.freedomfchs.com//lol we have a whole cult of those ppl around here an not all of them are mentally ill just took tp much acid back in the day

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    January 25th, 2010

  268. ME

    COOLIEO

    January 27th, 2010

  269. ME

    THATS JUST AWESOME

    January 27th, 2010

  270. ME

    THTS JUS AWESOME

    January 27th, 2010

  271. ME

    YAY

    January 27th, 2010

  272. tterwill

    hahaha I read the sign wrong and only went to fchs which is a huge legal firm…I did make it to the real site, and I really hope it’s a joke.

    January 29th, 2010

  273. Amanda L

    http://WWW.FREEDOMFCHS.COM

    her board made sense to me, or rather, I was able to read it. although i do not wear tin foil on my head. or shop at wal-mart. ;o)

    February 5th, 2010

  274. Hailey

    RE: “KEN”.. happy to see someone sees what shes trying to put out there.
    im almost more sickened by the fact that of all these comments., 3/4s of you had no idea what fchs is. The worlds a much more vast place than the small box you put yourselves in.
    tin foil, or no tin foil…

    February 9th, 2010

  275. Elisa

    So I could barely make out that the bottom of the sign is a web address…but omg she is not alone…a whole website devoted to her crazy rant and she is not alone.

    http://www.freedomfchs.com/

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    March 22nd, 2010

  276. nbiOhO

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    March 31st, 2010

  277. EXZJhSQ

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    April 15th, 2010

  278. Uh_oh_Ha_ha

    Don’t you get it? Anyone with tinfoil on their head was brought to earth in order to be incoherent towards humans. Duh.

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    May 14th, 2010

  279. Trixie Firecracker

    or as Ron White would put it “I guess that you should of ate crayons and rolled your shit into little balls….” lol

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    June 14th, 2010

  280. ive seen that lady at bjs before her car is just like her sign

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    June 22nd, 2010

  281. Anime Noob

    OMG!!! I must be a vctim. It all makes sense now

    * You notice consistently rude behavior from people you don’t know for no apparent reason.
    I was at Kohls and every body was just driving across the parking lot like it was a 90 lane road and no one uses their turn signal

    *You hear excerpts from conversations you had in the privacy of your home coming from people around you.
    Me and my wife were talking about American Idol, and the next day they were talking about it on the radio

    *You notice that your things are not in the same place you left them when you left home or some small items may be missing.
    I’d place a pen on the coffee table and when I’d come back it’d be on the floor next to the cat

    You feel some type of energy moving inside your body.
    All the time

    You feel drop-in-your-tracks fatigue on a regular basis.
    I just thought it was because I was only getting 2-3 hours of sleep

    You continually have difficulty sleeping.
    OMG!! I’m getting really scared here. I’m a victim of covert surveillance and harassment. Quick whats that number

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    June 29th, 2010

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