I guess he went to Walmart to get some toilet paper….
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December 7th, 2009
Wanlongcok
I’m still trying to figure out how you could have tried less Handsome.
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December 7th, 2009
MOO
The restroom is right behind you, sir… feel free to wipe your ass in there instead of on your shirt.
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December 7th, 2009
Buzz Kill
And he’s coming from the restrooms. Now that’s funny.
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December 7th, 2009
nicole
i just wanna know what made him say “yes I’m gonna buy this shirt….it’s totally me.” Or was it a gag gift from someone else who truly see’s the humor in it
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December 7th, 2009
Bobby Medders
“Welcome to the gun show, ladies” Damn! Look at those pythons!
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December 7th, 2009
FAAAAQQQQ
What contest did you win…RedNeck Douchebag Of The Year????
Looks like someone i know.. That is what you call a man that works outside in Mississippi. I can tell being from Mississippi and goto walmart most of the time 10 times a week..
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December 7th, 2009
Jenn
He’s definitely the most evolved beet I’ve ever seen…
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December 7th, 2009
Aubrey
ok we know what #1 is we kinda know what #2 is do we really wanna know what #3 is no not really
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December 7th, 2009
sexysadiemaeglutz
Good Lord! Forget what’s WRITTEN on the T-shirt, why would anyone go out with the OTHER STUFF on it?
goddamnit…. everyone in this country is starting to look like this turd… great
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December 7th, 2009
JC
Stranded the bowl…..without a roll. Just prove that you’re Joe Dirt…and use your shirt!
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December 7th, 2009
JC
Stranded on the bowl…..without a roll. Just prove that you’re Joe Dirt…and use your shirt!
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December 7th, 2009
Randy
should read anybody else up for a game of “pocket pull”?
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December 7th, 2009
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Judging by what’s on his shirt, it’s very, very lonely being no. 1. No woman would go near that!
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December 7th, 2009
STEVE IN HOUSTON
Everyone out of the gene pool. It is contaminated with #1.
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December 7th, 2009
Hilville
BO JUNIOR can shoot #1 up on his belly without missing better than any of his kinfolk. I begin to feel a strange kind of Deliverance as I look AWAY from the screen. Suuuuuuuu EEEEEE!
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December 7th, 2009
mikey
This is the part of the Budweiser commercial they don’t show you.
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December 7th, 2009
Sarah
His face looks just like a baby’s face…only with facial hair. Creeeepy.
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December 7th, 2009
TOYMAN
He’s #1 for getting beat with the ugly stick.
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December 7th, 2009
PKJ
Is that left over lunch? Or a treasure map? Or did Wal-Mart run out of toilet paper?
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December 7th, 2009
LJ
Someone might have suggested that he return to the men’s room and at least try to clean up a bit. Does Walmart sell washing machines?
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December 7th, 2009
TK
#1 only because his momma didn’t have any other pups to whelp.
Ive been to mississipi and he’s a well dressed mississipian. If there were holes showing then hed be casually dressed.
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December 7th, 2009
Professor Vile
What I’d really like to know is why he’s standing in front of books. I doubt he ever reads anything besides court orders — “…must stay 100 yards from schools at all times”, etc — and even those are likely read to him.
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December 7th, 2009
srtatum
Yep. me n momma are real proud of you!!
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December 7th, 2009
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theres something wrong with this picture…or his arms….something isnt right……
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December 7th, 2009
Princess
Must’ve just won the county hotdog eating contest!!
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December 7th, 2009
Linja
In what way is this person number one in his own mind? #1 snappy dresser? #1 with the ladies? #1 in his mensa group?
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December 7th, 2009
Ted
It’s now obvious why the prisoner mini-series decided to end with the alternate ending.
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December 7th, 2009
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Come on Gunther, you gotta chime in on this one…
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December 7th, 2009
poopshooter
Lack of hygeine, somewhat disfigured, filthy clothes and a false sense of confidence. Marry me! JK
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December 8th, 2009
Public Enema
He’s # 1 America’s least wanted.
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December 8th, 2009
Woody
Directions to Mississippi: Go to 1950, and turn right.
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December 8th, 2009
rachel
He must have ran out of toilet paper…
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December 8th, 2009
G Man
Well if he entered the MR Girl-Armed Bald Slob pageant, yes he most certainly deserves the crown
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December 8th, 2009
whoneedsthecircus
THAT’S the idea, draw in them chicks with low self esteem from AFAR! Then again, the ones who could read would still figure out the shirt lies and be able to cut and run early…
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December 8th, 2009
Semore Butts
smells like # 2
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December 8th, 2009
Public Enema
I’m guessing it’s his turn to lead the Walmart cheer otherwise known as the clapping of the trained seals. After seeing this picture they may want to rethink the part where they yell who’s number 1.
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December 8th, 2009
Braveheart
Well, at least now I have a mental image of the people who leave those “First!” comments.
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December 8th, 2009
dennylou
Beer gut, girl arms.
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December 8th, 2009
K-star
If you block out the whole “I’m #1″ part he looks like a real life version of Bill off of King of the Hill.
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December 8th, 2009
Oregonienne
The “double chin and super-scrawny arms” combo is really unnerving.
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December 8th, 2009
Passionflower
Man, I hate to see pics like this from Mississippi. Believe me, we really do have some decent guys from here. He’s not one of them, tho.
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December 8th, 2009
thatotherguy
I hope he’s #1 in line for a free Snuggie!
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December 8th, 2009
Cipher
That’s it, I’m leaving my husband. I’ve found my dream man.
So none of you have been working on a car in a shitty outfit you wouldn’t wear in public when you needed to get a part or a tool and rushed to Walmart to get it. I think the people who submit pictures need to try a little harder.
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December 8th, 2009
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Bloke from the Fatboy Slim cover is way hotter than this guy.
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December 8th, 2009
qrb912
He looks like the kind of guy that would “Shart” and just move on with his day and not clean himself up. =x
Hmmm…let’s see…where to start? The round, cornfed face, the hair club for men top, the roll up my sleeves and look at my squid arms or is it the “i’m so resourceful, when the store cut out toilet paper, I used my shirt for my diarhea problems, you know like MacGyver”. I call it diarhea, my “desk job” friends call it – an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations….regardless, I really am #1!
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December 8th, 2009
JPC
What? My shirt?…so i had a little intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations…I mean, c’mon, Diarhea happens!
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December 8th, 2009
Dennis
this guy has alllllll the makings of being on jerry springer!!!! fighting over his sister with his brother!
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December 8th, 2009
JPC
yeah…cornfed, round face…squid like arms…hair club for men candidate looking head…bowel juiced stained shirt…yep, #1.
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December 8th, 2009
wonderboy
CAGE COME HERE I NEED YOU !!!!!!!!
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December 8th, 2009
Hank HIll
A real life Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill. Tell me I’m wrong.
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December 8th, 2009
mar
Doesn’t this guy look like sperm with arms?
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December 8th, 2009
Chark Dokkolut
This guy is so hot that he has to dress like this to give the rest of us a fighting chance.
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December 8th, 2009
miss krista
#1 Grand Champion in the greased pig wrasslin’ contest at the county fair!
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December 8th, 2009
rachel
I guess he ran out of toilet paper?
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December 8th, 2009
SEAN
quick ladies! see if hes on eharmony
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December 8th, 2009
bigdaddy
It clearly stated in the disclaimer NOT to pick on the tards!
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December 8th, 2009
Suzy8track
The shirt says he’s #1, so why try harder….looks like he’s not trying at all.
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December 9th, 2009
Elias
That guy looks a lot like Kyle Gass.
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December 9th, 2009
stanimal
Is that Kyle Gass from Tenacious D?
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December 9th, 2009
britt
well i live in mississippi and i see this all the time sad thing is 99% of people here dress just like that its soooo sad
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December 9th, 2009
bubba
Hey ya’ll are outta terlet paper in the shitters, I had to make do
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December 9th, 2009
mirandah
I think he wandered into the book section by mistake, no way he can read.
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December 9th, 2009
Anthuny
I didn’t know Kyle Gass from tenacious D shopped at wal-mart.
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December 9th, 2009
Twizzted
This dude just screams, hide your children. ewwwwww
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December 9th, 2009
Cheryl
Well, he IS number one in having the skinniest arms I’ve ever seen on a man. Way to go!
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December 9th, 2009
SEAN
those are stud stains
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December 9th, 2009
Skysoldier
Tit dirt?
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December 11th, 2009
Mort Belfry
Bill from King of the Hill.
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December 12th, 2009
Bob
I have heard of people using their shirt to wipe with before in a pinch but DUDE they don’t usually put it back on afterwards!
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December 12th, 2009
Cody
Is he related to Kyle Gass?
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December 13th, 2009
PFZ
Hey, adlyia,
“And this, my dear friends, is why the south lost the war!!” Who said we done losted the war? Just cause we ain’t killin no yankees right now don’t mean we lost. Sides, that’s there’s pretty dawg gone good camoflage, don’t ya thinked?
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December 13th, 2009
will
Looks like Kyle Gass
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December 14th, 2009
Cindy
What’s nice is that he went to the effort of rolling up his sleves… you know to be stylish!!!
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December 15th, 2009
hailey
bill dotrive from king of the hill in real life.
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December 21st, 2009
bumbucks
Bill Dauterive lives!
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December 27th, 2009
Capt. Bucky O'Hare
It’s KG…and it’s all about Sex Supreme…He likes to Cream Jeans!!!
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January 6th, 2010
WriterMomma78
Who came in second? Hell, I sure hope it’s a short list…
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January 8th, 2010
Lauren
Nothing says # 1 like shit stains all over your shirt..
February 15th, 2010
Anthony
Sorry ladies! I’m taken.
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April 1st, 2010
Tracy
he does have freaky small arms for such a big head….. how odd……..
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I see the restroom in the background. Why’d he have to ruin a perfectly good #1 shirt with his #2?
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ok we know what #1 is we kinda know what #2 is do we really wanna know what #3 is no not really
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#1 with his momma? at least he’s an only child.
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GIT R DONE!
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Stranded on the bowl…..without a roll. Just prove that you’re Joe Dirt…and use your shirt!
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Someone might have suggested that he return to the men’s room and at least try to clean up a bit. Does Walmart sell washing machines?
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#1 only because his momma didn’t have any other pups to whelp.
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He’s got enough #1 all over his shirt.
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looks like there is a little bit of #2 on his shirt.
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He may be #1, but that’s #2 on his shirt.
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On second thought, I bet there’s a can of cope in his back pocket. Somebody check.. I’m not lookin.
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Bill from King Of The Hill!
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The guy on the cover of Fatboy Slim’s cover is better, but this dude is a close second. So, he is the number 2 number 1.
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Kyle Gass?
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Ive been to mississipi and he’s a well dressed mississipian. If there were holes showing then hed be casually dressed.
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Yep. me n momma are real proud of you!!
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Come on Gunther, you gotta chime in on this one…
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He must have ran out of toilet paper…
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THAT’S the idea, draw in them chicks with low self esteem from AFAR! Then again, the ones who could read would still figure out the shirt lies and be able to cut and run early…
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I’m guessing it’s his turn to lead the Walmart cheer otherwise known as the clapping of the trained seals. After seeing this picture they may want to rethink the part where they yell who’s number 1.
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Man, I hate to see pics like this from Mississippi. Believe me, we really do have some decent guys from here. He’s not one of them, tho.
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Hey, Dude! Watch it with the ketchup next time! LOL!!!
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He’s sloppy! LOL!!!
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Rrrreaal tomato ketchup, Eddie?
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I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy…
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I HOPE those are gravy stains….. Right?
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And this, my dear friends, is why the south lost the war!!
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At least his sleeves are rolled up… which really adds to the creapyness
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ROLLED UP SHORT SLEEVES ARE SO 70′S..NO 80′S….NO I’M SORRY NEVER..DOUCHEBAG
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This is a great one!
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I think that’s Kyle Gass. Go Kage!
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#1 at the greased pig wrasslin’ contest!!!
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Looks like the flasher from Observe and Report, also.
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looks like Kyle Gass from Tenacious D. And he is #1.
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it would be THE perfect touch if he had a pony tail too.
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Bloke from the Fatboy Slim cover is way hotter than this guy.
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What? My shirt?…so i had a little intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations…I mean, c’mon, Diarhea happens!
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CAGE COME HERE I NEED YOU !!!!!!!!
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That guy looks a lot like Kyle Gass.
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Is that Kyle Gass from Tenacious D?
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well i live in mississippi and i see this all the time sad thing is 99% of people here dress just like that
its soooo sad
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I think he wandered into the book section by mistake, no way he can read.
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I didn’t know Kyle Gass from tenacious D shopped at wal-mart.
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This dude just screams, hide your children. ewwwwww
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Well, he IS number one in having the skinniest arms I’ve ever seen on a man. Way to go!
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Bill from King of the Hill.
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Hey, adlyia,
“And this, my dear friends, is why the south lost the war!!” Who said we done losted the war? Just cause we ain’t killin no yankees right now don’t mean we lost. Sides, that’s there’s pretty dawg gone good camoflage, don’t ya thinked?
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Nothing says # 1 like shit stains all over your shirt..
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Sorry ladies! I’m taken.
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he does have freaky small arms for such a big head….. how odd……..
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Kyle Gass???
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April 30th, 2010
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