December 8th, 2009
Who Flung Poo?
Tags: monkey, pet monkey
She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.
Oklahoma
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I wonder if she’d like to hold MY monkey?
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Yeah I said it, so sue me.
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Call me crazy but who the fuck takes a monkey into the store? Ever think that’s why it’s on the site? Think before you talk.
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The monkey used to work for Michael Jackson…he was spare parts
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A monkey wrapped in red tape… is this political symbolism?
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That puts my plan for world domination waaaay ahead of schedule.
….unless that monkey is a ~pleasure~ model.
Then that would put my plans for this weekend waaaay ahead of schedule.
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it may not be a chimp… but perhaps try to give it some green tea and anti depressants..
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Here’s hoping that it doesn’t grow up and tear some womans face off…it’s happened before.
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Kudos!
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What on earth is the matter with this monkey? Doesn’t it know you can’t allow your stupid owner to carry you around in a store?
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Lighten up JP, i have never seen a service animal vest on any wal fart employee yet. PS. shes a yuppie princess, does not SCREAM handicap?
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She doesn’t get the 5-finger discount, but she DOES get many, MANY tiny 4-finger discounts…so the savings really do add up!
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Some things service animals can do:
-Alert of a dangerous allergy, such as peanut butter, etc
-Administer medicine
-Reach things or grab things
-Alert for an oncoming seizure
-Protect from panic attacks
And there’s probably a lot more.
So for those who are complaining cause they can’t take their pets in, too bad, so sad. You shouldn’t have freakin’ brought them in the car in the first place or if you HAD to take them somewhere, then you should bring them back home BEFORE you do shopping.
Also let’s think about this: what are the chances of her owning a monkey in OK if it wasn’t a service animal?
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there is something fuzzy in her cart that looks alive.
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Wow. Never thought I would see a little monkey guy at walmart. I wonder if they will start selling monkey supplies pretty soon also?
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i think its pretty gross that she’s walking around bra-less
shes gonna have “monkey tits” pretty soon
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Look how interesting I am with my exotic pet in public!
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it better be a sevice monkey.
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The newest “scam” for service animals is people tell you “I have anxiety attacks (or some other mental bullshit disorder), this dog/monkey/cat/goat/grizzly bear help me deal with my anxiety”
If you’re so screwed up in the head that you need a monkey to go to Wal-Mart maybe you should just stay home.
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OUTBREAK!!!
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A wild animal as a pet? That bitch needs her ass kicked! Poor monkey. Stupid fucking humans!
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that reminds me…i need ribbon
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As for the service animal remarks. He could be in training? The monkey that is.
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uh, @ Charlie… aren’t we forgetting Paris Hilton…
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ok someone isnt doin their job cause animals cant go into walmart unless its a seeing eye dog or something like that. i mean really its a health hazard and its common sense. why would u bring a frickin monkey into walmart where u buy food? um ewww!
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Forget about the little monkey, what kind of creature does she have in her cart?
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Hey, now we know who drives the ‘Lucky Charms’ car from an earlier post! Only a monkey would drive a car like that!
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We who use service dogs have been discussing Wal-Mart’s policies in detail. After losing a lawsuit, they’ve gone too far in the lenient direction. Nonetheless, I would not jump to the conclusion that the monkey is just a pet, or just a wild animal, without additional information.
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I’d hit on her…. even with the monkey…..
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Second, to take an animal other than a seeing eye dog into a store is idiotic, but a taking a MONKEY into a crowded store is an act of pure inbred genius! Jesus Tap dancing Christmas, what kind of an imbecile is she, and WHY did they even let her bring that thing into their store.
Great job lady! MENSA will be contacting you any minute.
Have any of you ever seen a monkey spaz out?
Imagine the lawsuit….
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that’d be badass if that monkey could help jack things. i could see it now. “quick! snatch fight club off the DVD rack. now monkey!!!”
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@Leslie
I have seen monkey’s train to give insulin shots…so, this may be a trained working sevice monkey.
Cite please? I find that just a tad hard to believe.
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NICE TITS!!!!
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Technically, capuchins don’t fling poo. They don’t have the presence of mind to do that, unlike Chimpanzees. On a related tangent, a service monkey would be a lot more sanitary than bringing your pet iguana to the grocery store and man handling all the produce. Salmonella, anyone?
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It’s a helper monkey and most likely is in training. And it is wearing a vest, just look at it’s back, it’s dark blue instead of black. And you can’t bring you’re chihuahuas in because their ugly, overly-aggressive dogs.
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I’m glad she’s not breast feeding it like that one mommy with the baby hangin off her boob, on a second note if the monkey is infected with some disease she would still be spreading it throughout walmart with or without the monkey there with her. there are worse diseases people spread throughout grocery stores so i seriously hope you don’t expect to be eating the food packaging or off of anything people are in contact with.
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http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/
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Mannnn…I see this woman everytime I go into walmart! She carries this money in a baby carrier & stroller! Shes nuts! I-240 & Santa Fe in OKC!!!
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Bubbles???
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Although I’ve never aspired to be a monkey, I sure wouldn’t mind being that woman’s monkey.
“Is that a banana honey or are you just happy to see me?”
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Can you say “Outbreak”……………….
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Federal law says that you do not need to carry any documentation or certification, and your dog need not wear any gear, let alone specifying the type of gear. However, your state may have certification or identification requirements.
I also agree if you have panic attacks and need a MONKEY to keep you calm get some zanex and stay home. I get them. I dont need a stinking Monkey. I am light. I have also have two purse dogs I love to take with me places….but I respect the fact others may not agree with them being in a store, especially one that serves food. I am all for service animals! But it can be abused just like everything else…oh and MANY states in the US do not outlaw Monkeys as pets. Just like ferrets are ok in Oregon but not in California. You can own a Monkey in Oaklahoma with a permit..but just like many other animals how many people fallow the rules??
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She doesn’t look disabled and her health does not take priority over mine – get that fucking disease vector out of the store!!!
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I hope that monkey has its shots before coming into contact with POWM shoppers. Maybe as a “service” it can remind folks to wear pants.
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Not fair! I want one!
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture
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So freakin’ sick of this. A primate is NOT a pet or a ’service animal’. It is a wild animal. I am not an animal-rights devotee, but it is fundamentally ridiculous for a human being to put a leash on a wild animal (yes, it’s wild even if it was born in a lab- it’s breed has not been domesticated) and claim they ‘need’ it.
If people are disabled, insurance companies need to pay for HUMAN aides for them. A primate does not deserve to have its canines/incisors removed (necessary for safety), its nails pulled out, or its tail docked, let alone being forced to wear a diaper and clothing just because a human thinks it’s cute or controlling the primate gives them a sense of calm. This lady is up on PoW because she’s an idiot for using a wild animal for entertainment, and people who use wild animals as toys very well deserve to be ridiculed.
(I swear to g*d, I’m waiting to see a wolf on a leash and have someone tell me the wolf “LOVES it, he’s SPECIALLY TRAINED”. There are no laws governing the training of service animals in the US- someone can slap a $10.99 yellow vest on a pet and legally call it a service animal)
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Its Ace Venturas dream woman!
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He gets stuff off the top shelf she can’t reach.
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It was actually very emotional when she had to give him up as she had become quite attached to him. Roughly a year or so later she received a letter including a photo of the monkey with his new owner – a young man who had been horribly injured in some kind of accident. The monkey gave this guy a new lease on life and freedom to do things he would never be able to do otherwise. It was amazing all the tasks the monkey could do. It was also a very rewarding experience playing a role in helping to train and raise an animal that was so vital to someone in need. I believe she has helped raise one or two more since then.
So I wouldn’t be so quick to judge. This lady may not need a service monkey herself, but she very well could be providing an important and vital step along the way for someone whose life could be drastically changed for the better with such an animal.
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Kiki means vagina in Tagalog and a couple of other East Asian/Pacific Island languages.
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Having worked in a grocery store I’ve seen people try to pass off just about anything that beathes as service animals– chihuahuas, pit bulls, rabbits,parrots, rats, ferrets, snakes, lizards– you name it. It’s ridiculous and I had no problem booting their asses and telling them to come back if they had some proof of disability. Funny, none of them ever did. After a while it becomes pretty easy to tell actual service animals from untrained, contaminated pets just waiting to crap on those shiny, freshly polished floors. I suspect the ‘greeter’ here was too busy looking at this wannabe celeb’s tatas to notice the hideous monkey.
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So if you can’t verify that an animal is a service animal because no one is required to carry proof, how are store employees supposed to know which ones are and which ones aren’t? I guess legally you in fact can bring any animal you want into any store, health codes be damned, because there’s no way to tell and a store might get sued if they make a mistake. Sounds pretty nuts to me and makes the recent outbreaks of bacteria and disease easier to understand.
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I’m pretty sure this is from my city. I used to work in the mall and she would bring that thing in all the time. Nothing like a monkey in a bra and panty store.
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You cheeky-monkey of course you can pet it…..the monkey, I mean.
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if your looking for razors for your kid go to isle 3….
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My service dog is smarter than your monkey and allowed to be in the store! Get that monkey out of there!
BTW-most service monkeys are for home use only as they can spread disease and fling poo.
Oh and WalMart recently got sued by a group of disabled people who had their ADA rights violated. WalMart harrassed these people because they had service dogs. Now WalMart is scared shitless about possible ADA lawsuits. Some stores are so scared that they will let anyone in with their animal. They won’t asked the allowed questions or confirm that the animal is a service animal. But please don’t bring your pets into stores. It hurts disabled people who utilize service animals and you may end up on this site!
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it’s her helper/phonics monkey. I’d love for her to love my monkey
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Man : “What?”
Woman : “I’m taking the monkey with me.”
Man : “Ok, make sure you don’t end up on peopleofwalmart.com”
Woman : “What’s that?”
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Heey kiki! Kiki come’er. Kiki come’er, shit box this waaay
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rather than tying a string around his finger, Randy’s plastic surgeon suggested carrying a monkey would be more effective reminder for him to sit down before peeing.
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What do you mean you don’t stock Purina monkey Chow?!?!
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it is a very nice way to accentuate your breasts
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is that a ‘coon in her cart?!?
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This chic actually may be hot, and isnt wearing a bra.. anyone else notice that??? Bwahahahaha..
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“Bad dates!”
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Hey Lady – make sure no one steals your organ while you’re inside shopping!
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Its kinda nice that her monkey is trying to pull on her shirt in a futile effort to support those massive breasts. Now dont get me wrong, i love breasts, but those boys need support, otherwise there will be no nestling place for this poo flinging monkey.
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I don’t get why people take their pets places. Your dog does not want to go to the galleria. Your monkey does not want to go to Wal-Mart.
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I WANT THE SAME EXACT MONKEY.
Not even kidding, i don’t even have any thing bad to say about her, i am just envious.
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Id hit that… The woman not the monkey
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“A wild animal as a pet? That bitch needs her ass kicked! Poor monkey. Stupid fucking humans! ”
Service animals are born in captivity, and certain species of monkeys have been bred in captivity for years. This monkey is as much of a “wild animal” as a hamster or gerbil. Dogs can revert to a “wild” feral state when not given human contact from birth and dogs kill around 30 people per year. I fail to see how having a monkey is anymore cruel than a dog, which is a highly social pack animal. I’m sure a dog would like to be as free as monkey would. I know my dog doesn’t enjoy being locked in the backyard/house when no one is home. If this monkey was bred to be deformed like a chihuahua or persian cat, would it then be all right to own it?
Why is it morally okay to domesticate wild cats, wolves, cattle, horses, etc. to do jobs for us or be pets, but not monkeys?
Its not like this animal was plucked right out of the wild and service animals are given great care because their owners depend on them.
Now, if this is a pet and not a service animal, it needs to stay home while you do your shopping.
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I would play with her monkey, she has a nice rack and rear end.
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Greeters are only allowed to ask ONCE if the animal is a service animal….if the owner says yes we cannot ask for proof. Even if a blue vest isn’t present. Nowadays any animal can be a service animal….my diabetic cousin has a beagle that can sense an elevation in his blood sugar due to their heightened sense of smell. Animals are also used to calm people with anxiety/stress disorders.
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I know others have said this, but I’d like to point out that there are many people with service animals that are monkeys. Just as with service dogs, they are very well trained and they help with a variety of ailments, some of which aren’t obvious by just looking at a person.
Like someone else said–when the monkey gains 300 pounds and starts running around Wal-Mart in a thong, then I’ll be mortified.
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i know this lady this is her service animal
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never mind the monkey.if you stare hard enough at her shirt you can make out the outlines of her nipples.ok i said it
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In Oklahoma, any animal is allowed in the Wal-mart. If they didn’t allow it, how would they get any customers?
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1. That monkey is probably more behaved & cleaner than alot of the children I’ve come into contact with at Wal-Mart.
2. Exhibit A- Once I was in the checkout line and there was a girl, maybe 3 yrs old who kept sitting on my sandled foot. Her mother was paying no attention. After trying to politely to get the mother to do something and get the child off my foot, without hurting her I finally had to shake her off. The kid starting crying.My foot was covered in shit. The mother looked at me like I did something wrong. The checkout clerk was mortified, she handed me windex and a roll of paper towels.
Exhibit B – I was in the restroom stall and a 5 yr old boy climbed under my stall and stole my pack of cigarettes out of my purse. I came out and yelled “what the hell?!?” The mother was screeching at me in Spanish while her child was eating my cigs. and giggling.
Exhibit C – I was in the pet supplies isle and there was a 8-10 yr old boy smearing his boogers on a fish aquarium while his brother, a teenager was dumping macaroni in the tank….the “mother” didn’t seem to think that there was anything wrong with this.
Exhibit D – There was a 5 year old girl deep throating the ketchup dispenser at the snack bar…again, the “mother” didn’t seem to think that there was anything wrong with this.
3. Those of us who make “negative” comments are disgusted/fustrated with what, we as a civilized society have disgressed to. This website is the perfect representation. We all love funny (HA – HA) stuff…the comments are funny, people who make comments defending these mutants are ridiculous. Where was I at? Oh yeah….what’s so bad about an ebola monkey?
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December 9th, 2009
The only difference between her and Michael Jackson is…. she’s still alive!
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December 10th, 2009
if all she wanted was attention why did’nt she just wear a tighter shirt.
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December 10th, 2009
I didn’t even see the monkey at first! I was staring at the smokin’ hot bod! Damn, that woman is fine looking!
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December 10th, 2009
Hey lady let pull up that bumper and smack that monkey.
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December 10th, 2009
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December 10th, 2009
@ Bobbi Jo. i completely agree with you, i worked retail until i could not take it anymore. I didnt work for wal mart but a department store. We had so many problems with ppl not watching their kids, all of them were hispanic, one day, something caught my attention as i was at check out with a customer, i have a radar for kids, anyway i noticed 2 little girls, one was 3 and the other maybe 4. They were holding hands and making their way slowly to the front door, i ran and got to them just as they approached the front door. I left the customer who was upset but i didnt care, i took their little hands and went around the store to find their parents, i found them in the very back of the store, i asked them if the kids were theirs, i was rude about it, they just had that goofy “i dont speak english” on their faces, there were like 5 “adults” in the family and nobody was watching the kids, so i yelled at them and was like “they almost left the store” and “you need to watch your kids”, my tone should have let them know i was upset but they just kept on smiling. The lady who worked in that department, who is btw hispanic was upset with me for snapping but i just let her know the seriousness of this issue. We were in a shopping center, with heavy traffic and as soon as you stepped out of the store were pretty much on the street, and ppl would not stop for adults and im sure a kid would not even have been seen in time to stop. There were several times when parents left there kids in the store or attempted to and had to be tracked down, and one time the car was pulling out of the parking spot when the child had to run into the crowded street to catch them, they opened up the car and pulled her in, the kids sometimes would open toys and the parents would refuse to pay for them. one time my friend who worked there had a huge rack of clothes pushed over on her foot, leaving a bruise and when she told the child who had done it to be careful he began screaming and the parents started screaming at my friend in spanish. ppl dont watch their kids and in wal mart i have had an hispanic kid fondle the bag of cheetos in my cart, when i looked around to give “mom” a dirty look she was not even paying attention. I dont have kids so i am easily annoyed with parents who dont do their jobs.
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December 10th, 2009
First of all, I dont care if it is a service animal, it has no place here. It is like some of you think that just because you put the title “service animal” on some creature that makes it cleaner, that is bull shit and you know it. It is not my problem if you have a disability and need help, i need to shop without fear of wild animals attacking me or spreading some crazy disease. You can wash the monkey and give it shots and put a vest on it but at the end of the day it is just a monkey and that is a fact. The chimp that attacked that lady and btw ATE HER FACE and hands, was supposed to be trained also. Monkeys have a funny way of interpreting things like a smile from a well meaning human as an act of aggression and then they will attack. Just a side note, if this bitch is so bad off that she needs a monkey to calm her down, and yes i know that is what they are used for , then why is she talking to ppl and not at all upset that someone she probably doesnt know is taking a pic of her and her stupid monkey.
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December 10th, 2009
Okay we should be so afraid of law suit that we let monkeys into the store probably without questioning. But it is okay that my friend who was well known at our wal mart because he worked at a store located in the wal mart. He purchased some things and the cashier had a problem with the cash register and told him he would not be getting a receipt and so when he tried to leave the store with what he purchased, the “door greeter” stopped him, btw that is the most worthless job on the planet, he explained what happened and even tried to get the cashier to tell the greeter that he had just checked out and she refused. He then was forced to go to customer service, which is always pleasant , and he then had to wait in line forever to return the items and re-purchase them to get a receipt. but i am sure that if he had a goat with him, it would have been no problem. USE YOUR HEAD PEOPLE! Animals are dirty and not even service dogs need to be where there is food sold, you can get other people, you know humans to do that work, there are lots of ppl who need job and they just give them to a monkey or dog that does not even get paid.
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December 10th, 2009
I helped to raise money for an animal rehabilitation place in MD and they said a baby monkey seems like a little kid but once a monkey hits puberty they go nuts and attack their owner. NO wild animal should be anyones pet. They had monkeys who scratched their owners eyes out and one’s that go into a fit of rage. It should be illegal to own a wild animal!!!
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December 10th, 2009
@ Andrea
I’m with you there. Did security for a Dept store years ago in a mall. Our store was in the basement. Had a employee bring up a hispanic woman who lost her child. I ask where she last saw him she said “he was playing on the escelator” after about 10 minutes just where we werea bout to call the police, here comes the kid (about 3 or 4) with a lady who had found him in McDonalds. The McDonalds is on the 4th floor on the other end of the mall.
Lucky it was a nice lady and not some pedophile.
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December 10th, 2009
Children can be just as digusting as animals, why not ban them from the store? The parents could just leave them home or hire a baby sitter, right? Service animals are trained not to lick and touch objects without being instructed to, unlike many children. Children are also more likely to spread diseases, oh noes. Service animals are also vaccinated and up-to-date with shots and vet checkups since they will be around in the public, and, again, these animals are vital to the well-being of the disabled person
Not every disabled person has the luxury of having family members able to respond to their beck and call when they need to go out or can afford to hire a human helper.
Also, the primate that attacked that woman was a CHIMPANZEE, and had an ignorant owner to boot. These are not the same animals. It’d be like saying you shouldn’t own a cat because a tiger ate someone’s face off, or that a chihuahua is just as dangerous as an angry rottweiler. Our neighbor never walks their german shepherd or really plays with it and its always angry and snarling behind the fence. Guess no one should own those either since they’re just too dangerous.
Despite what PETA and other Animal Rights organizations (who think keeping dogs as pets is equal to slavery and those who eat meat are no better than Jeffrey Dhamer), attacks on humans by animals, even ones like Travis the chimp, are rare. That is why they are such big news when they do happen. Right now some poor kid is drowning in their pool in the backyard, but no one is going to report it because its mundane compared to an animal attack and happens every day.
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December 10th, 2009
@ Rhonda: You hit the nail on the head sister. There should be NO animals allowed in any Wal-mart unless it is a service animal. I don’t think a monkey fits that description. It’s against all health laws!
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December 10th, 2009
@ Andrea
Hmmm….all of the children & their parents of my “exhibits” were Hispanic. I left out that I tried to speak to each parent and got no where. No English my butt. I’m not being racist, just factual.
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December 10th, 2009
From the looks of it… I’d let her spank my monkey
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December 10th, 2009
Wow! I live in Oklahoma and that is the first time I have ever seen a monkey here! And he is at Walmart like everyone else!
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December 11th, 2009
It’s like a zoo…..the monkey, the CAMEL toe…. Wal Mart has EVERYthing these days.
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December 11th, 2009
This I have no problem with. It’s unusual, but at least she has it on a leash and is keeping it in check. That’s better than most people are with their children in your average Walmart.
Besides, the monkey’s cute. :3
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December 12th, 2009
Wow – I know that girl. I live in OKC, and I’m a groomer for PetSmart, and she comes in there all the time. that monkey is really well trained and will go to anyone.
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December 12th, 2009
WHITE POWER. I LOVE MONKEY SEX.
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December 14th, 2009
I live in OKC and I’ve gotten frequent visits from that woman and her monkey both at the I240 walmart and norman pet co. The monkey is very well trained and behaves better than 95% of the children in the state of OK.
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December 14th, 2009
I don’t think pets should be in walmart.. but she looks decent from neck down.. the monkey doesn’t look to be flipping out. Pretty reasonable all and all.. that being said.. leave your monkies at home people
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December 14th, 2009
At least she is fully dressed and her monkey isnt runniing around the store by himself like that other persons pet ROOSTER! But I didnt know you could have a monkey as a pet and take it Christmas shopping at Walmart!
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December 14th, 2009
How did Marcel go from Friends to this?
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December 14th, 2009
Winston!!!
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December 16th, 2009
For the record, I know the family. The monkey is a black and white capuchin training to provide assistance in case of a seizure. She is only 1 year and 2 months old, but when complete her training will allow her to get into the purse of the seizure victim, open a medicine bottle and put the pill in the victim’s mouth. She is registered with the American with Disabilities Act and allowed any place that a seeing eye dog or other service animal would enter. Capuchins take 7 years to train on average, and are able to serve 25–30 years (2-3x longer than a seeing-eye dog). If this were just a pet, she would not be allowed in Wal-Mart, but because she is registed with the ADA (and although you cannot clearly see it, at the end of her leash is a military-type dogtag showing her registration), she is allowed anywhere with her owner.
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December 17th, 2009
Damn, the monkey’s owner is smokin’!!
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December 17th, 2009
We get all sorts of pets at my WM. People tend to think they’re [Paris Hilton] and can bring their pet in any time they want. Do you really think that anyone that works at WM cares that they’re bringing their prewcious itttle baby into WM?? Nope. No one cares these days.
Of FYI for you WM shoppers…. Expect really long lines. In my area they’re cutting hours AND have fired a bunch of temporary cashiers. Have fun shopping…. NOT
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December 21st, 2009
It may just be me, but I swear there is another monkey inside the card!
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December 22nd, 2009
I don’t know about the monkey, but she is hot!
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December 29th, 2009
Even the monkey looks scared to be in WM.
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December 29th, 2009
dont detest me people, but im kinda turn on..;)
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December 31st, 2009
WTF?! That’s me!!
not really
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January 3rd, 2010
holy shit i would wreck that chick.
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January 4th, 2010
I find this weird, because this woman is clearly not wearing a bra…. maybe this monkey is more then just a pet. ew
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January 7th, 2010
This is unbelievable. I had my 4lb poodle in a dog purse and was kicked out of 2 Walmart’s…how do they allow a monkey in like that?
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January 8th, 2010
lame… this is the same joke (and monkeys …plural if you include the female) in a different photo at the checkout with the banana rack about 100 photos earlier. it’s staged. unless it’s a working animal they aren’t permitted in the store.
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January 24th, 2010
at least the monkeys cute
January 26th, 2010
“not even service dogs need to be where there is food sold, you can get other people, you know humans to do that work”
The idea behind a SD is that the person can go out WITHOUT having a human helper. Having to set something up with a person vs. being able to vest up your SD and go….big difference in independence.
“If this were just a pet, she would not be allowed in Wal-Mart, but because she is registed with the ADA (and although you cannot clearly see it, at the end of her leash is a military-type dogtag showing her registration), she is allowed anywhere with her owner. ”
The ADA (nor any other govt agency) actually registers service animals. There re plenty of scam registries out there happy to take money and print an ID that is worth less than the paper it’s printed on.
Glad to hear someone say it is actually trained to do something useful, however when the updated ADA laws come out, she won’t be able to have the monkey in public.
February 5th, 2010
I live in Oklahoma. A year ago at the fast food place I was working at, a lady came through the drive-thru with a monkey in her car.
It would be really weird if this was the same lady.
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March 11th, 2010
I work for one of the beverage companies in Oklahoma and have talked to the manager of this store about this very monkey. It is in fact a medical monkey I don’t know the details on this one but I believe it is trained to give insulin or something like that. I hadn’t ever heard of this before I saw this monkey walking through walmart.
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April 11th, 2010
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