December 15th, 2009
Bungee Belt
Okay, you see all those little tiny loops on your pants? Great, now those loops are there for other reasons besides hanging you keychain clip. They also are used for belts. Yeah, we even call them beltloops! Crazy, huh?
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imagine what he would look like WITHOUT the bungee?
at least we don’t see vast quantities of backside.
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Compared to the broad wearing the tail, this guy’s a hunk! *L*
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It looks like he might float away like a hot air ballon.
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Im not sure a belt would even hold those things up
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maybe he really can’t afford suspenders……
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I was recently introduced to the term “atomic wedgie”. I believe this could qualify, and as one that was self-inflicted.
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That’s a self induced wedgie or literally his tool belt. ;~)
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Wow.. that is one heck of a wedgy!
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BACK OFF ANNA EVERYTHING IS FIXED WITH DUCT TAPE AND BUNGIE CORDS WORLD WIDE.
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Well it is really hard to find a belt bigger than 44″ So I guess he really had no choice…….well maybe suspenders……..but deffinately not a belt
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December 15th, 2009
Bungee cords and lobster…. what a beautiful gift from our northern state! We love you!
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Okay where are his arms?
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I just waiting for the tension threshold to be exceeded and KAPOW someone looses an eye!
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I bet he made some duct tape underwear too.
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Mission Impossible plus size uniform.
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Suspenders, people. I’ve seen ‘em in Maine, too.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great submission!! All I can say is “Wowwwwwww”
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Ok, that’s just awesome!
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At least he has his pants pulled up instead of showing everyone what they don’t want to see
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Seriously, I would not stand too close to this guy. If that belt loop rips, that hook’s gonna put somebody’s eye out.
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December 16th, 2009
Isn’t the other end of the cord supposed to be attached to a small child?
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December 16th, 2009
Is that some kind of new fangled back bra?
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December 16th, 2009
I can only hope he’s hatched an emergency escape plan.
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December 16th, 2009
Attack of the bungee wedgie!!
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December 16th, 2009
At least he used two. Some rednecks would only use one! then wonder why they are having trouble breathing…
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December 16th, 2009
If those things ever come loose he could have an eye out!
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December 16th, 2009
DID YOU EVER THINK MAYBE HE IS TRYING TO STRETCH SOMETHING ON THE OTHER SIDE??
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December 16th, 2009
This is the reason people from Maine are called Mainiacs
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December 16th, 2009
That is awesome! McGyverism deserves kudos
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December 16th, 2009
WTF?! OMG-LOL! That ain’t no bungee belt. They’re bungee suspenders. You’d think his gut would keep the pants from falling off that flat ass. But…hows that thing wrapped around his front? Looks like it’s around his neck like a choker! I hope he’s buying a real belt, or suspenders!
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December 16th, 2009
At least he’s wearing pants.
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funny thing to me is that someone had to help him put it on!! then they let him leave the house?
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December 16th, 2009
poor guy, probably can’t afford to spend the money on suspenders. Oh well it’s functional and does the job.
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December 16th, 2009
You might be a redneck if
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December 16th, 2009
that is awesome…. don’t even deny it!
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December 16th, 2009
I know that we should all “Just Say No to Crack”…but this is ridiculous…
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December 16th, 2009
Do you think that this might be a hint that he wants a belt for Christmas?
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(Disclaimer: Ronco assumes no liability for injury and/or death caused by belt loop failure…the use of safety glasses is recommended)
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December 16th, 2009
Give the guy a break, he is clearly missing two arms here
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December 16th, 2009
on second thoughts, it’s mister weeble wobble.
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December 16th, 2009
Dark Blue XXXXL Tee Shirt-$5
Using two bungee cords as Suspenders-PRICELESS
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December 16th, 2009
That looks like its about to give at any minute, if that snaps loose it could get very ugly.
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December 16th, 2009
Viable alternative to John Deere suspenders?
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December 16th, 2009
The best part is he was returning a bag of dead fish from the pet section…. hahaha
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December 16th, 2009
Now, now…wouldn’t we rather see this than the many butt cracks from people not wearing bungee cords??
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December 16th, 2009
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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December 16th, 2009
He is wearing his underwear in a Melvin Knot, just like Mr. Krabs, to ward off evil spirits.
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December 16th, 2009
He’s just being resourceful. At least he’s covered.
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December 16th, 2009
JEez That has got to hurt, bet he has camel toe.
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December 16th, 2009
At least he’s got pants on and not a trash bag skirt!
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December 16th, 2009
Industrial strength suspenders! At least they work….
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December 16th, 2009
OK, Clem. You go to the Walsmart and you go to where they sell grown-up men’s clothes and you ask for something called “suspenders”.
If they don’t have them in your size, you go to the Big Men store and get them there.
Sheesh.
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December 16th, 2009
To be honest, I always look at these big hefty guys – especially when they wear a belt – and wonder HOW they could be comfortable. Seriously, some big dudes wear them so tight that it squeezes them in two!
Also, I sure hope those belt loops hold…. I got snapped in the head by a bungee cord once, and had a bruise/gash in the shape of the HOOK for weeks on my forehead. And that ain’t no joke….. or wasn’t then……
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December 16th, 2009
OMG. Looks familiar~
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December 16th, 2009
I want the patent on that invention!
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December 16th, 2009
(in the voice of Larry the cable guy) lets git-r-done. Who needs a damn belt when you got a bungee cord. try readin my book “101 uses for a bungee cord
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December 16th, 2009
Good ol’ American inginuity
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December 16th, 2009
Crack kills, belt helps, if these bungees snap they are going to leave a welt
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December 17th, 2009
I’ve seen this before… bungees used to keep trunks closed.
It’s a matter of public safety.
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December 17th, 2009
Holy Shit! This is something my Dad would do! One time a painting he had kept slanting so he drove 2 nails into the corners. Ugh! Daddy, is that you?
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December 17th, 2009
HEY, At least his butt crack is covered!!! I wish more of the people would be on here for NOT showing their anatomy… I’m just sayin’!
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December 17th, 2009
This is really sad…seriously…it’s hard to find clothing that fits when you are large…this one is really mean…sorry…
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December 17th, 2009
hey, you gotta give him credit for trying. imagine what it would look like without the bungee cords
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December 17th, 2009
not gonna lie, I’m a Mainah but really dude? Come on. You’re at the store that sells it all. Put down the 6 pack and pick up a belt!
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December 17th, 2009
I enjoy the mathcing of the two bungee cords.
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December 17th, 2009
At least he knew he needed it in order to be decent. Give the guy credit for that.
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December 17th, 2009
I think he is just stealing bungee cords in plain sight.
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December 18th, 2009
It’s highly doubtful that a belt would help support his pants. He’s shaped like an egg.
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December 18th, 2009
Coach Mangino, having lost his job as KU as head football coach, is trying to figure out ways to save money – now that he’s unemployed.
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December 19th, 2009
this got posted with out the real story. The guy has an amputated arm and the bungy cords are used for ease of operation so to speak
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December 20th, 2009
I bet he got those bungees at MAHDENS!!
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December 20th, 2009
The thing I have to (and hate to) say is… this guy MUST have the biggest wedgie of all time… I mean… seriously… if it’s hurting me this much, I can’t imagine…
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December 20th, 2009
That looks like something my dad would rig up and call Mexican suspenders! Don’t worry, we can say that, we’re Mexican.
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December 23rd, 2009
bah hahahaha
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December 24th, 2009
No sir, WallyWorld has completely sold out of our Santa Suspenders. Could I interest you in a case or two of Slim Fast?
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December 26th, 2009
Really you guys? Maybe he is just too big for suspenders or a belt! give the poor guy a break, would you like to see your fat asses on this website? i dont think so faggot! So instead of making fun of people go get a life!
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December 31st, 2009
I give him 10 points for ingenunity
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December 31st, 2009
Not so smart,me and my pa wear them under the shirt.
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January 4th, 2010
Mainahs are wicked friggin’ resourceful, bub! I thank this guy for ideas on next year’s Halloween costume.
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January 5th, 2010
you might be a redneck if…
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January 8th, 2010
As others have mentioned, at least he’s covered the bits that need to be covered. Need I remind you of the photo at the top of this page? *shudder*
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January 8th, 2010
Being a Formar Mainah i TOTALLY admire his ingenuity… I must say tho i am just a tad bit dissapointed … there no Duct tape around the loop to make sure it dont slip out
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January 13th, 2010
Whatever works, right?
It’s better than seeing someone’s digusting butt crack!
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January 17th, 2010
Hey I can get fatter and it don’t matter.
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January 17th, 2010
I’d hate to be his chin if the belt loop gave way!
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January 19th, 2010
What happens if the bungee card snaps? We’ll all be seeing the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
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January 20th, 2010
While at walmart he should pick up a roll of duct tape.
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January 22nd, 2010
I think thats my school janitor, no joke. o_o
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January 23rd, 2010
I think this is my school’s janitor….
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April 2nd, 2010
But see… that’s just quick thinking and a whole lot of creativeness… hahaha! I love that guy.
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April 18th, 2010
At least he’s doing his job to not show ass crack, unlike 80% of this website.
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