is the bike tire up there ass???or did it go flat and there airing it back up!
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December 18th, 2009
kratos1971
So we packed up the kids and went to Wal-Mart
Where there’s so many specials to fill up our cart
There’s no better place for Christmas to shop
We need a new mini skirt for our cross dressing Pop
We found furry snow boots for our anorexic Mom
And an antler hat for our Redneck Uncle John
It must mean Christmas is just a few days away
For there’s a woman dragging her kid through the store in the sleigh
Tell the kids to stay near and to keep within sight
The people in here will give them a fright
There was the guy in the parking lot taking a crap
And the black man over there with the sunflower hat
Then there’s the lady in Aisle 5 with tin foil on her head
Cause’ of some microchip she swears the government imbed
And the man standing there trying his best to look pretty
Right next to his wife, the one with back titties
And stay away from that family wearing the White Pride jackets
Least’ they picked a store that fits their modest income bracket
OH dear, there’s that man with the orange hair and handcuffs
That outfit he’s wearing just screams “powderpuff”
Is that a woman in line wearing just her pajamas
Does she realize it’s cold outside, this isn’t the Bahamas?
Look over there, the drunken Tooth Fairy in the motorized cart
Oh it must be Christmas time at our local Wal-Mart
Oh my, there’s a woman bending over displaying her thong
If I keep starring would you considered it wrong?
Wait a minute…Is that a man? Oh God now I feel queer
Come on kids, we’ve seen enough to last us a year
So we rush to the checkout and what did we see
A man and his son with a mullets from the 1970’s
Quick snap a picture and we’ll send it to that site
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL…AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
Like or Dislike: 738 24
December 18th, 2009
Nimm
She needs some tassels on her handlebars, since she’s already rockin’ the basket! Are those Grandpa suspenders?
Like or Dislike: 8 8
December 18th, 2009
danny6114
If that tail gets caught in those spokes, it won’t be pretty!
Like or Dislike: 206 5
December 18th, 2009
Esteban
You sure that’s a woman ???
Like or Dislike: 59 12
December 18th, 2009
?
What happens if that tail gets caught in the spokes?
Like or Dislike: 19 1
December 18th, 2009
you
WTF!!! Seriously! How can this person be ok with themselves KNOWING that they left the tin foil hat at home???!!!
Like or Dislike: 129 8
December 18th, 2009
DAWN
I’d HATE to see the end resuly of her getting that tail caught in those spokes…?!
Like or Dislike: 14 3
December 18th, 2009
ConchordsFan
How does that not get tangled up in the spokes?
Like or Dislike: 59 7
December 18th, 2009
TCD
how many times has that tail been caught in the tire causing her to do a faceplant i wonder.
Like or Dislike: 20 1
December 18th, 2009
Rhyane
I need to take up Biking. Sans tail of course, that would be too much.
Like or Dislike: 25 8
December 18th, 2009
Jim
if only we could see the face. Im sure it would complete the package.
Like or Dislike: 12 0
December 18th, 2009
Buzz Kill
I think she’s got a big package in front. What?
Like or Dislike: 39 6
December 18th, 2009
Pete
I just like the fact that she has suspenders that make the shorts go even further up her butt. That’s gonna leave a mark.
Like or Dislike: 25 0
December 18th, 2009
Daniel E. Lynch
To Kratos1971
That was the best coment I have read on this site. My hat is off to you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!
Like or Dislike: 92 3
December 18th, 2009
B.A.
So THAT’S what happened to Foxy Brown from Drawn Together!
I
Like or Dislike: 60 4
December 18th, 2009
James the Disturbed
THAT’S MY MOM, YOU Bustards!
THAT’S MY BiCYCLE!
HEY… DAMN! THEM’S MY SHORTS!
WHO TOOK THIS PHOTO, I WANT TO KNOW?
I think the butt was photo-shopped.
Like or Dislike: 12 6
December 18th, 2009
SONiKSYS
Its everyone’s favorite party game…’Pin the tail on the schizophrenic’
Like or Dislike: 15 2
December 18th, 2009
DebraW
Tony the Tiger’s illegitimate love child with the local mini-mart attendant in Missouri. Not to be confused with the other Tiger, but lord knows it’s possible at this point.
Like or Dislike: 64 6
December 18th, 2009
UGETWHATUPAY4
Oh wow this is just a HOT GHETTO MESS!!
Like or Dislike: 34 21
December 18th, 2009
Megan
Look she brought her own bags…saddlebags!!!
Like or Dislike: 16 17
December 18th, 2009
TRain
I would be wearing a hoddie to cover my face too…
Like or Dislike: 6 1
December 18th, 2009
CableGirl
I think the bonnet really ties the outfit together.
Like or Dislike: 19 4
December 18th, 2009
Preston
What does it use the basket in front for?
Like or Dislike: 3 0
December 18th, 2009
Lou
@Kratos1971
Thanks for that. Kind of reminds me of Lou Reed’s “Halloween Parade”.
Like or Dislike: 39 2
December 18th, 2009
Karly T
Just wondering where I could find a pair of duct tape boots like that for Christmas?!
Like or Dislike: 9 0
December 18th, 2009
crabman
Stole the tale from the tiger parked in pick-up.
Like or Dislike: 18 5
December 18th, 2009
heather
I never thought walmart would get corners for hookers to stand at!!!! Always low prices though
Someone, please…..Tear out my eyes and piss in my sockets…I’d rather that than THIS!!!!!!
Like or Dislike: 6 9
December 18th, 2009
Wanlongcok
I’m surprised there’s a seat on the bike
Like or Dislike: 38 3
December 18th, 2009
Dee
What the Hell is with the foil jacket and what resembles plastic wrap on the boots? I would think the tail would get stuck in the spokes LOL! This is just ALL AROUND WRONG!!!
Like or Dislike: 15 3
December 18th, 2009
jenna
lovin the aluminum foil jacket….
Like or Dislike: 8 2
December 18th, 2009
T-Lizzle
I’ll be damned, Terry Bernadino got a bike…
Like or Dislike: 5 2
December 18th, 2009
amy
She has nice legs!!!!
Like or Dislike: 23 4
December 18th, 2009
Andrew
She has the legs of Serena Williams, but is dressed like a homeless man who just raided David Bowies dumpster….
Like or Dislike: 62 2
December 18th, 2009
LJ
OK, I don’t get the tail. And yes, I would think it would get tangled in the spokes. But you have to admit at least the legs and butt are toned on this one!
Like or Dislike: 25 1
December 18th, 2009
Bunker Bob
The seat disappeared!!
Like or Dislike: 7 3
December 18th, 2009
MJ
That must’ve been one hell of a storm to cause that much hail damage to her legs. She’s showing as much as possible for the claims adjuster, I guess.
Oh and…tail…spokes…bad things, man!
Like or Dislike: 13 8
December 18th, 2009
Tim
Straight from the movie The Fifth Element!
Like or Dislike: 0 1
December 18th, 2009
Alter-E
Don’t drink and drive.
Get high and ride a bike
Like or Dislike: 49 0
December 18th, 2009
Maggie L
Wow! Kudos to KRATOS1971!!!! That was awesome.
Like or Dislike: 38 1
December 18th, 2009
Tim
Straight from the movie, The Fifth Element.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
December 18th, 2009
Jayhawker
One good thing. She’s not 300lbs riding that bike.
Like or Dislike: 16 2
December 18th, 2009
sara
“toned” butt? really?!?! those wouldn’t be booty shorts if that butt was up where it belonged instead of sliding down the back of her/his legs. puhleez!
Like or Dislike: 13 9
December 18th, 2009
MVan
I bet she tucks her tail under that pink band around her leg so it doesn’t get caught in the spokes.
Like or Dislike: 36 0
December 18th, 2009
lynn
Can someone please explain this fad of people wearing tails? I’ve only seen it on this web site but it shows up pretty often.
Like or Dislike: 22 0
December 18th, 2009
Brolly
Dear Santa,
I would like a lamp and a mirror for Christmas.
Like or Dislike: 28 1
December 18th, 2009
SONiKSYS
the tail is for both balance and aerodynamic purposes…duh..
Like or Dislike: 13 0
December 18th, 2009
Tom Delong
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
Like or Dislike: 1 2
December 18th, 2009
bigwood
How does she ride that bike with the long tail. You’d think it’d get caught in the wheel which would make for an even better pic
Like or Dislike: 14 0
December 18th, 2009
Monica
I’m so confused! What’s the pink thing on it’s leg – a garter? What’s the point of the yellow suspenders? Is it afraid the shorts will try to escape out it’s ass?
Like or Dislike: 21 1
December 18th, 2009
GOTTCHA!
A+ PoWM!
I am speechless, but laughing my ass off!
How do some of these people make it through life?
Like or Dislike: 23 1
December 18th, 2009
Devyn
See it’s people like her that make Missouri look bad!! We’re not all trashy hillbillies. I promise!
From the blue jean tail, to the high tops, to the not-so-young-cheeks hanging out, to the dorthy basket carrying some kind of stereo equipment- this picture is just wrong, wrong, wrong!
Like or Dislike: 3 0
December 18th, 2009
Nicole Milam
Is that a tail??? And Kratos, that was awesome. First laugh of the morning, and it was a good one.
Like or Dislike: 5 1
December 18th, 2009
Ecubed313
Why the garter?? She expectin ones while she’s shoppin??
Like or Dislike: 8 2
December 18th, 2009
dennylou
Something tells me multiple DUI’s – therefore, no driver’s license – hence the bicycle with the laundry basket on the front.
Like or Dislike: 14 0
December 18th, 2009
Michele
all of a sudden i have the music that plays in the wizard of oz when elmira gulch flies by dorothy’s window on her bike stuck in my head…
I’m going to assume that’s a man so as to avoid any kind of sexual confusion on my part.
Like or Dislike: 10 1
December 18th, 2009
Louis
Them chort shorts won’t last if that tail gets yanked off. I definitely wouldn’t want to see that! What he / she / it is showing now is bad enough!
Like or Dislike: 17 3
December 18th, 2009
Momoko
ya know..this ..thing is a perfect poster child to say no to crack seriously.
Like or Dislike: 4 0
December 18th, 2009
BIGMEMBER
i would pull that tail up and nail her hard
Like or Dislike: 9 11
December 18th, 2009
WalMartSux
“babe”??? GROSS!!!
Like or Dislike: 5 4
December 18th, 2009
Mandi
HATS OFF to kratos1971.. that ode was EPIC!!
Like or Dislike: 5 1
December 18th, 2009
Uuuhhhh, I can't.
I figured out what the pink band on the thigh is for. It’s to hold that wild tail to keep it from getting all wrapped in the spokes. If that’s not what it’s for then I don’t have an freakin clue!
GADS!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike: 5 0
December 18th, 2009
dropzonemedic
With the duct taped boots, she’s the whole package!
Like or Dislike: 12 0
December 18th, 2009
Nina
I feel for that bike seat..
Like or Dislike: 6 0
December 18th, 2009
Kelly
>>Jayhawker
>>One good thing. She’s not 300lbs riding that bike.
Yes, you are correct JayWalker. She could be 300 pounds sporting 10 inches of ass crack displayed (with or without stretch marks and butt acne), so it could in fact be worse. Still, a foil hat would have topped it off nicely.
Like or Dislike: 16 0
December 18th, 2009
Anna Bannanna
That poor bicycle seat! Somebody give that thing a mirror! I’m sorry but I would crash my damn truck if I saw this thing riding around in front of me you know it has to bend over when riding that bike god only knows what else it puts foil on.
Like or Dislike: 5 2
December 18th, 2009
YankeeDime
Is that an monitoring ankle bracelet she’s got on? I think it just completes the whole ensemble perfectly! Way to go Tails, way to go!!!
Like or Dislike: 7 0
December 18th, 2009
jamie
If that’s not a fashion statement, I dont know what is
Like or Dislike: 2 0
December 18th, 2009
Radz55
The most obvious question comes to mind when you see a daisy duke wearing, Lara Croft from the future riding a bike…what’s in the package?
Like or Dislike: 3 0
December 18th, 2009
Anna Bannanna
JACK MEHOFF-
Everyone knows the foil jacket doesn’t work. It’s the foil HAT that works…
She could be wearing one but shes got her hood on! I can only imagine what that hair looks like…
I didn’t think jorts could get any uglier but these booty jorts take the cake.
Like or Dislike: 7 1
December 18th, 2009
walmark
i thought leroy from fame was dead.
Like or Dislike: 9 0
December 18th, 2009
SEAN
im in love
Like or Dislike: 9 1
December 18th, 2009
KP
Very sexy hot legs in my opinion!
Like or Dislike: 11 2
December 18th, 2009
Sonick
That pink ‘band’ on her left thigh is a glow necklace.
Like or Dislike: 4 2
December 18th, 2009
CallieCalCal01
OMG I know this women
Like or Dislike: 1 2
December 18th, 2009
majel
idk about the rest of yous, but Im just love-love-lovin the duct tape on the heeled boots she’s doning. Claaaasic <3
Like or Dislike: 6 0
December 18th, 2009
snowbunny74
I love the poem that kratos1971 wrote… (hats off to them)
Like or Dislike: 14 1
December 18th, 2009
Jen
Has anyone mentioned the duck taped platform boots she’s rockin…sweet.
Like or Dislike: 1 1
December 18th, 2009
jess
oh my god….. i have those same suspenders at home. i may be a walcreature myself.
Ah, worried about the tail in the spokes?? The real bad accident happens when the tail gets caught up in the chain. How do I know this, you may ask….uh, experience? ~Blush~
Like or Dislike: 6 0
December 18th, 2009
Satanpecker
See kids, this is why crystal meth is bad for you. Very well could be a dude, and I do believe that is a parole bracelet completing the sweet ensemble, though I could be wrong.
Like or Dislike: 7 0
December 18th, 2009
Rob
Love the duct tape on the boots and the Reynold’s Wrap jacket. This might be Mrs. MacGuyver. She cannot and will not be stopped!
@kratos1971
We could have had 10 short funny comments instead of having to wear out our scroll finger to get past your long, boring, drivel. Don’t do that again!
Like or Dislike: 3 15
December 18th, 2009
Smokey
To anyone else on here from Springfield Mo,
Is this that chick that runs around downtown and who also ran for mayor this year?
Like or Dislike: 8 0
December 18th, 2009
Jeremy
Are those mom jorts? How did she get mom jorts with a tail? Are those custom made? I’ll admit I don’t generally buy clothes at “The Mart”, but I can’t believe they sell mom jorts with a tail!
Like or Dislike: 1 2
December 18th, 2009
pinetree22
KRATOS, that is amazing. I’m definitely going to copy and save it. It’s the perfect PoWM theme song!
Like or Dislike: 8 1
December 18th, 2009
susiehomemaker
To Kratos1971
I love what the poem you wrote.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year !!!
Like or Dislike: 7 1
December 18th, 2009
nightsecret
It’s all good till the silly ditz gits her tail caught in the spokes, as she’s peddlin’ it off into the sunset, and jerks herself off that bike backwards and breaks her neck.
Like or Dislike: 2 0
December 18th, 2009
bucketofpoop
Prostitute on a bike. Easier on her feet than walking the streets.
Like or Dislike: 6 0
December 18th, 2009
Boy!!!
Balloon boy in drag!!!
Like or Dislike: 3 1
December 18th, 2009
Dbased
KRATOS – That ROCKED SO HARD!!! Thanks for being clever and brightening the xmas madness.
Like or Dislike: 7 2
December 18th, 2009
suuupermom
dat pink strap id ta hold dem dolla bills! ka- ching!
Me thinks she’s going to get that tail in a double knot to me.
Like or Dislike: 0 3
December 19th, 2009
Pnut
Maybe we could all chip in and buy it a ticket back to its home planet ?
Like or Dislike: 4 2
December 19th, 2009
ACK
Sure hope its tail doesn’t get caught in the spokes….I would hate for the rest of its shorts to rip off.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
Ruthie
Okay…look at the butt, the legs, the build. That is NOT a woman. It is a man who WISHES he were a woman.
It’s a dude people!
Like or Dislike: 1 1
December 19th, 2009
Bill
Lol, that tail may be long enough to snag on the bike chain.. she’d really be giving a show then.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
Joe
Ummm, at least she’s not driving a big gas hog SUV. But I am a little worried about that tail-thing. With no helmet, knee pads, etc., she could face-plant on that box of wine in her basket.
Like or Dislike: 4 3
December 19th, 2009
a
I’m really seriously trying to find something to complain about here, but I can’t, I JUST CAN’T
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
sportsphotogirl
I think he/she is wearing the pink thing on his/her leg to tuck the tail in so it doesn’t get caught in the spokes.
Like or Dislike: 1 2
December 19th, 2009
rhymingorange
Don’t worry, I’m wearing my measuring tape suspenders. Yeah, they may be unecessary and excessive to YOU, but you never know when a measuring tape will be needed.
Like or Dislike: 4 0
December 19th, 2009
Texan-In-Exile
She’s dressed for winter from the waist up, and for summer from the waist down!
Pick a season – it’s not that difficult!
Like or Dislike: 3 0
December 19th, 2009
Stan
It’s Foxxy Love from “Drawn Together”!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
bill
oww! head hurts. too many questions. suspenders? box in basket? man or woman? duck tape on boot? aluminum foil? pink strap on leg? tail in spokes? my head.. it hurts?
Like or Dislike: 4 1
December 19th, 2009
Britt
I always knew duct tape could fix anything those shoes are just worn in!!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
Vickie
KRATOS1971, I dub thee “People Of Wal-Mart Poet Laureate”.
You will always have a job on the POWM web site, as long as Wal-Mart stays in business!!!!!
Like or Dislike: 2 0
December 19th, 2009
Jae Cortez
I would tap that man or woman…I don’t care!
Like or Dislike: 1 1
December 19th, 2009
yikes
She should get some points for making her boots match her jacket by putting duct tape on them. Otherwise that poor woman needs some medication because she’s a mess!
WTH is with all of the bands on her legs? To cover track marks??
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
Jes
Is that duct tape on her shoes?
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
OldDog
Ahh! What I’d give to be that babe’s bike seat!
Like or Dislike: 3 1
December 19th, 2009
Anna
Now, THIS is people of wal-mart material!
Like or Dislike: 1 3
December 19th, 2009
DaD
This woman is very smart and knows how to protect herself. She is wearing special aluminum foil boots and jacket to protect her from “attacks of various types of directed energy” that the CIA uses to control our minds”. You can’t see from this angle, but I’ll bet the hood of the sweatshirt has aluminum foil lining. The really clever part is that she disguised her ground strap as a tail (very sneaky). Everyone knows that the foil protection won’t work without being grounded.
Like or Dislike: 2 1
December 19th, 2009
Tati
I vote that that is a man….. Hands down….man
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 19th, 2009
emilyb
Um….how the hell does she (?) ride with that tail or whatever it is….I commute on a bike, and I call bullshit on being able to ride with that thing…unless she’s tucking it in that strap she’s got on her upper thigh.
What a hot mess…the laundry basket is a hoot, too.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 20th, 2009
Erin
How does she keep it out of the spokes?
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 20th, 2009
BUBBY
SMOKEY – Yes, I am pretty sure that is Sandra “Queen” Noble of Springfield, MO. And yes, she did run for mayor of our fair city last year. We are so proud; I think she actually received somewhere near 1000 votes from our highly informed electorate. For more laughs at Queen’s expense, go to: http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/CharityAngel/?action=view¤t=49836c82.pbw
This one is pictures of her at the mayoral debate. She showed up looking like something out of Lord of the Rings while blowing bubbles with a bubble wand.
By the way, she ran for mayor of Cincinnati in 2005; not sure how she did there.
Like or Dislike: 2 1
December 20th, 2009
Tiffany
I didn’t even notice the tail, I can’t get past the tinfoil jacket with suspenders under it! wtf there is just to much going on here that the tail almost looks normal…what? did i really just think that!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 21st, 2009
Mandy
There is nothing acceptable about this. The half shirt under that jacket with the 2 DIFFERENT hoods? No room in your basket for the clothes you aren’t wearing?
I bet she got her tail caught in the tire and tore up her boots trying to stop. That would explain the duct-tape…
Like or Dislike: 1 0
December 21st, 2009
L.B. Stadore
Kratos1971, I applaud you. That was the best thing I have ever read in my life. It was a great Christmastime gift.
Like or Dislike: 1 0
December 21st, 2009
circle jerker
hope her tail does not get caught into the spokes. nice ass
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 21st, 2009
Lisa
would be a real pity if her tail got tangled in her bike chain aha
Like or Dislike: 0 1
December 22nd, 2009
me
I thought that big red pole was part of her bike! Thank goodness I was wrong!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 22nd, 2009
Those Were the Days
That’s the meth-head that wanders around in the alleys by where I went to college. One day she came up to me while I was waiting for the shuttle and asked me to sign her petition for her to run for mayor. Her platform was lowering textbook prices.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 23rd, 2009
Ashamed
So this woman is in the same city in which I live. She hangs around downtown and was petitioning to run for mayor at one point.
I will say though that I have seen her at WalMart with a man I would presume to be her husband, and she looks completely normal.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 23rd, 2009
LOL
@Kratos1971
That poem rocked. Thank you for making me laugh and Merry Christmas to you too!!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 23rd, 2009
Ellie Rusciano
this lady is crazy i have talked to her she is trying to get people to sign her petition to start a new political group called the she-ros (heros) and she wheres that everywhere she goes and just bikes everywhere trying to get people to sign it when i saw this picture i was like omg if this picture is from missouri…….and it was of course haha
What’s funny is, my b/f just went to Missouri to visit his “brother”… but maybe it was to visit this “lady”????
Like or Dislike: 0 1
December 27th, 2009
jaspa
Omg, I think I have actually seen this woman in Springfield, MO before! She and some creepy dude (who had a grocery bag with a jar of peanut butter inside of it) were sitting next to my girlfriend and I at the Springfield Symphony Orchestra! She got up and left halfway through the show because the guy she was with asked her to stop yelling either “BRAVO” or “TROMBONE” (we couldn’t tell which) during each break in the music. She had the jean shorts, tail, weird strap on her thigh and everything! No lies!
Like or Dislike: 0 0
December 28th, 2009
Jenna
How come NO ONE noticed the 1002nd use for duct tape in this picture….change your standard police issue boots from Black to Silver in under a minute for under a dollar!
you must want some weird boyfriend because that is what you you are so pull down the shorts there.lower the seats or get a differnt bike seat that does not go up your but next time.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
January 7th, 2010
Dawn
I have seen this woman walking down a major street here in town…she typically has a mohawk/kind of hairstyle…ALWAYS a tail & those spray painted silver boots!! One outfit she was wearing was a beige, mesh body suit…nothing was left for the imagination…I had drive by her several times to take photos.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
January 8th, 2010
christy
UGG DAMN GET SOME CLOTHES ON YOU GOT MORE JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK THAN I KNOW
Like or Dislike: 0 0
January 8th, 2010
jomo mocomo
I just can’t stop looking, its the hat, the silver jacket and matching silver worker boots, the peek of yellow suspenders, the tight cutoff jorts and then there’s the tail…. Please, someone tell me you got a shot of the front?
Like or Dislike: 0 0
January 9th, 2010
rainboo
A.F.D.B.s are taken seriously in growing sectors of our population. True conspiracies run rampant, and coupled with today’s mind-control technology they have exponentially adverse impact on the populace. One can protect the mind with a simple Aluminum Foil Deflector Bonnet made at home. The cost is low and the benefits too numerous to list.
the A.F.D.Bo.—relatively new to follow on its cousin’s heels—protects the heart and solar plexus from insidious rays that can subvert one’s core health. before you discount the Aluminum Foil Deflector Bolero, do the web research. the facts are sobering.
Like or Dislike: 0 1
January 10th, 2010
Sam
I HAVE MET HER!
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January 12th, 2010
fox
strange clothes or not, those are some nice legs. they go alllllll the way up to her ..tail.
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January 13th, 2010
Nae
Pretty sure I’ve seen “her” around town and if so.. it’s definetly not a “her”.
Where’s Robert Downy Jr. because it looks as if Jamie Fox has switched personalities into an aluminum kitty.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
January 18th, 2010
daner
That tail will be a real problem when it wraps around the spokes and hub…
Like or Dislike: 0 0
January 22nd, 2010
Lauren
What’s funny is i see her on the square all the time and she ALWAYS has that same outfit on AND she’s always asking people to sign a petitiion so she can be the next US president hahaha
January 28th, 2010
MiMi
aluminum foil jacket…….. check
daisy dukes with tails……. check
hair band around thigh……. check
duct tape platforms…… Check
SHEW! Looking this damn hot is hard work!
February 8th, 2010
Lindie
lol wow i love looking at these pics until i realize i see this lady all over my town….same lady 100% sure!
February 16th, 2010
Ellen
YES!!!!!! I see this woman in downtown (Springfield, MO) all the time. She is a gem of a human. All the time sporting different animal tails and booty shorts, riding around on her sweet bike listening to a walkmen and courting random older white gentlemen. Love her. Love America.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
March 16th, 2010
Sabrina
Walkin down the street somethin caught my eye, a girl with two tails stuck in the wheel of her bike!
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March 24th, 2010
Dawn
This “lady” is famous in Springfield. She has some pretty awesome (not) dreads she is hiding under that hoodie. It wouldve completed the whole look in my opinion. Oh, and I might add, “she” has several different tails, all different colors and lengths. Shes pretty hardcore
Like or Dislike: 0 0
March 25th, 2010
Lordy
I need the plans for that aluminum foil jacket. It will protect me from the microwaves sent out by the government to find my shoulders.
Like or Dislike: 0 0
April 12th, 2010
Matt
Out of all the disturbing things going on in this picture, I somehow noticed her boots are made of duct tape
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April 17th, 2010
Renee
Umm I am really not sure I want to know where that Bike seat is going…or been for that matter :/
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April 26th, 2010
brit
i have seen this woman probably a hundred times down town, never without her tail, every pair of pants i have seen her in has a tail sowed into the crack of the pants and she usually has a petition and a clip board trying to get people to sign it so that she can get into some kind of political office…. i think she needs a petition to be turned into the animal shelter??
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so i have seen this woman probably a hundred times, and every pair of pants or tight ass shorts she wears a tail is sowed into them. screw the psych ward, someone take this kitty to the animal shelter!
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And what’s with the pink strap on the thigh?
An whatever they’re selling, I hope no one’s buying.
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Where there’s so many specials to fill up our cart
There’s no better place for Christmas to shop
We need a new mini skirt for our cross dressing Pop
We found furry snow boots for our anorexic Mom
And an antler hat for our Redneck Uncle John
It must mean Christmas is just a few days away
For there’s a woman dragging her kid through the store in the sleigh
Tell the kids to stay near and to keep within sight
The people in here will give them a fright
There was the guy in the parking lot taking a crap
And the black man over there with the sunflower hat
Then there’s the lady in Aisle 5 with tin foil on her head
Cause’ of some microchip she swears the government imbed
And the man standing there trying his best to look pretty
Right next to his wife, the one with back titties
And stay away from that family wearing the White Pride jackets
Least’ they picked a store that fits their modest income bracket
OH dear, there’s that man with the orange hair and handcuffs
That outfit he’s wearing just screams “powderpuff”
Is that a woman in line wearing just her pajamas
Does she realize it’s cold outside, this isn’t the Bahamas?
Look over there, the drunken Tooth Fairy in the motorized cart
Oh it must be Christmas time at our local Wal-Mart
Oh my, there’s a woman bending over displaying her thong
If I keep starring would you considered it wrong?
Wait a minute…Is that a man? Oh God now I feel queer
Come on kids, we’ve seen enough to last us a year
So we rush to the checkout and what did we see
A man and his son with a mullets from the 1970’s
Quick snap a picture and we’ll send it to that site
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL…AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
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December 18th, 2009
She needs some tassels on her handlebars, since she’s already rockin’ the basket! Are those Grandpa suspenders?
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That was the best coment I have read on this site. My hat is off to you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!
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December 18th, 2009
THAT’S MY BiCYCLE!
HEY… DAMN! THEM’S MY SHORTS!
WHO TOOK THIS PHOTO, I WANT TO KNOW?
I think the butt was photo-shopped.
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Look she brought her own bags…saddlebags!!!
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What does it use the basket in front for?
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December 18th, 2009
Thanks for that. Kind of reminds me of Lou Reed’s “Halloween Parade”.
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Something wrong with that fella!!!
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December 18th, 2009
Someone’s been watching Avatar
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December 18th, 2009
KRATOS1971…….. excellent response… made my day!!!!
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I’ll be damned, Terry Bernadino got a bike…
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December 18th, 2009
Oh and…tail…spokes…bad things, man!
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December 18th, 2009
Straight from the movie The Fifth Element!
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December 18th, 2009
Get high and ride a bike
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Straight from the movie, The Fifth Element.
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I would like a lamp and a mirror for Christmas.
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December 18th, 2009
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
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December 18th, 2009
I am speechless, but laughing my ass off!
How do some of these people make it through life?
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December 18th, 2009
See it’s people like her that make Missouri look bad!! We’re not all trashy hillbillies. I promise!
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From the blue jean tail, to the high tops, to the not-so-young-cheeks hanging out, to the dorthy basket carrying some kind of stereo equipment- this picture is just wrong, wrong, wrong!
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December 18th, 2009
Do her shoes have duct tape on them???
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December 18th, 2009
What happens when the tail gets caught in the spokes? She (or He) didn’t think this through.
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i would pull that tail up and nail her hard
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December 18th, 2009
“babe”??? GROSS!!!
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GADS!!!!!!!
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>>One good thing. She’s not 300lbs riding that bike.
Yes, you are correct JayWalker. She could be 300 pounds sporting 10 inches of ass crack displayed (with or without stretch marks and butt acne), so it could in fact be worse. Still, a foil hat would have topped it off nicely.
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December 18th, 2009
That poor bicycle seat! Somebody give that thing a mirror! I’m sorry but I would crash my damn truck if I saw this thing riding around in front of me you know it has to bend over when riding that bike god only knows what else it puts foil on.
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December 18th, 2009
If that’s not a fashion statement, I dont know what is
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December 18th, 2009
The most obvious question comes to mind when you see a daisy duke wearing, Lara Croft from the future riding a bike…what’s in the package?
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December 18th, 2009
Everyone knows the foil jacket doesn’t work. It’s the foil HAT that works…
She could be wearing one but shes got her hood on! I can only imagine what that hair looks like…
I didn’t think jorts could get any uglier but these booty jorts take the cake.
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December 18th, 2009
That pink ‘band’ on her left thigh is a glow necklace.
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December 18th, 2009
OMG I know this women
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Has anyone mentioned the duck taped platform boots she’s rockin…sweet.
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December 18th, 2009
oh my god….. i have those same suspenders at home. i may be a walcreature myself.
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gross! FYI, you’re not hot!
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December 18th, 2009
This person probably gets a lot.
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I’d like to see what happens when that tail gets caught in her spokes!
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December 18th, 2009
Do not know if want…
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AVATAR???? (the tail) LMAO…
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December 18th, 2009
Is this that chick that runs around downtown and who also ran for mayor this year?
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December 18th, 2009
Are those mom jorts? How did she get mom jorts with a tail? Are those custom made? I’ll admit I don’t generally buy clothes at “The Mart”, but I can’t believe they sell mom jorts with a tail!
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December 18th, 2009
I love what the poem you wrote.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year !!!
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December 18th, 2009
It’s all good till the silly ditz gits her tail caught in the spokes, as she’s peddlin’ it off into the sunset, and jerks herself off that bike backwards and breaks her neck.
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December 18th, 2009
Balloon boy in drag!!!
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December 18th, 2009
dat pink strap id ta hold dem dolla bills! ka- ching!
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December 18th, 2009
I’d hit it!
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December 18th, 2009
F-R-E-A-K!!!!!
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December 18th, 2009
and how far does that a*ssss go down his her leg
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December 18th, 2009
I get it! It’s the worst attempt at a Na’Vi cosplay costume ever recorded on film. (And maybe the first.)
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December 18th, 2009
Kratos1971:
Dude, that is the funniest shit I’ve read all day…..kuddos to you for that.
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December 18th, 2009
This takes “Show-Me” to another level.
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December 18th, 2009
Im a little concerned…..what happend when the tail gets caught in the spokes?! LOL I would pay BIG money to see that!
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December 18th, 2009
I PROMISE that’s a Dude!!
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yup thats a dude.
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December 19th, 2009
Maybe we could all chip in and buy it a ticket back to its home planet ?
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December 19th, 2009
Sure hope its tail doesn’t get caught in the spokes….I would hate for the rest of its shorts to rip off.
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December 19th, 2009
Okay…look at the butt, the legs, the build. That is NOT a woman. It is a man who WISHES he were a woman.
It’s a dude people!
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December 19th, 2009
Lol, that tail may be long enough to snag on the bike chain.. she’d really be giving a show then.
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December 19th, 2009
Ummm, at least she’s not driving a big gas hog SUV. But I am a little worried about that tail-thing. With no helmet, knee pads, etc., she could face-plant on that box of wine in her basket.
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December 19th, 2009
I’m really seriously trying to find something to complain about here, but I can’t, I JUST CAN’T
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December 19th, 2009
I think he/she is wearing the pink thing on his/her leg to tuck the tail in so it doesn’t get caught in the spokes.
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December 19th, 2009
She’s dressed for winter from the waist up, and for summer from the waist down!
Pick a season – it’s not that difficult!
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December 19th, 2009
It’s Foxxy Love from “Drawn Together”!
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December 19th, 2009
oww! head hurts. too many questions. suspenders? box in basket? man or woman? duck tape on boot? aluminum foil? pink strap on leg? tail in spokes? my head.. it hurts?
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December 19th, 2009
I always knew duct tape could fix anything those shoes are just worn in!!
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December 19th, 2009
KRATOS1971, I dub thee “People Of Wal-Mart Poet Laureate”.
You will always have a job on the POWM web site, as long as Wal-Mart stays in business!!!!!
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December 19th, 2009
I would tap that man or woman…I don’t care!
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December 19th, 2009
She should get some points for making her boots match her jacket by putting duct tape on them. Otherwise that poor woman needs some medication because she’s a mess!
WTH is with all of the bands on her legs? To cover track marks??
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December 19th, 2009
Is that duct tape on her shoes?
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December 19th, 2009
Ahh! What I’d give to be that babe’s bike seat!
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December 19th, 2009
Now, THIS is people of wal-mart material!
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December 19th, 2009
This woman is very smart and knows how to protect herself. She is wearing special aluminum foil boots and jacket to protect her from “attacks of various types of directed energy” that the CIA uses to control our minds”. You can’t see from this angle, but I’ll bet the hood of the sweatshirt has aluminum foil lining. The really clever part is that she disguised her ground strap as a tail (very sneaky). Everyone knows that the foil protection won’t work without being grounded.
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December 19th, 2009
I vote that that is a man….. Hands down….man
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December 19th, 2009
Um….how the hell does she (?) ride with that tail or whatever it is….I commute on a bike, and I call bullshit on being able to ride with that thing…unless she’s tucking it in that strap she’s got on her upper thigh.
What a hot mess…the laundry basket is a hoot, too.
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December 20th, 2009
How does she keep it out of the spokes?
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December 20th, 2009
SMOKEY – Yes, I am pretty sure that is Sandra “Queen” Noble of Springfield, MO. And yes, she did run for mayor of our fair city last year. We are so proud; I think she actually received somewhere near 1000 votes from our highly informed electorate. For more laughs at Queen’s expense, go to:
http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/CharityAngel/?action=view¤t=49836c82.pbw
This one is pictures of her at the mayoral debate. She showed up looking like something out of Lord of the Rings while blowing bubbles with a bubble wand.
By the way, she ran for mayor of Cincinnati in 2005; not sure how she did there.
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December 20th, 2009
I didn’t even notice the tail, I can’t get past the tinfoil jacket with suspenders under it! wtf there is just to much going on here that the tail almost looks normal…what? did i really just think that!
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December 21st, 2009
There is nothing acceptable about this. The half shirt under that jacket with the 2 DIFFERENT hoods? No room in your basket for the clothes you aren’t wearing?
I bet she got her tail caught in the tire and tore up her boots trying to stop. That would explain the duct-tape…
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December 21st, 2009
Kratos1971, I applaud you. That was the best thing I have ever read in my life. It was a great Christmastime gift.
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December 21st, 2009
hope her tail does not get caught into the spokes. nice ass
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December 21st, 2009
would be a real pity if her tail got tangled in her bike chain aha
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December 22nd, 2009
I thought that big red pole was part of her bike! Thank goodness I was wrong!
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December 22nd, 2009
That’s the meth-head that wanders around in the alleys by where I went to college. One day she came up to me while I was waiting for the shuttle and asked me to sign her petition for her to run for mayor. Her platform was lowering textbook prices.
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December 23rd, 2009
So this woman is in the same city in which I live. She hangs around downtown and was petitioning to run for mayor at one point.
I will say though that I have seen her at WalMart with a man I would presume to be her husband, and she looks completely normal.
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@Kratos1971
That poem rocked. Thank you for making me laugh and Merry Christmas to you too!!
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December 23rd, 2009
this lady is crazy i have talked to her she is trying to get people to sign her petition to start a new political group called the she-ros (heros) and she wheres that everywhere she goes and just bikes everywhere trying to get people to sign it when i saw this picture i was like omg if this picture is from missouri…….and it was of course haha
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December 23rd, 2009
What’s with the aluminum blouse??
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December 27th, 2009
What’s funny is, my b/f just went to Missouri to visit his “brother”… but maybe it was to visit this “lady”????
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December 27th, 2009
Omg, I think I have actually seen this woman in Springfield, MO before! She and some creepy dude (who had a grocery bag with a jar of peanut butter inside of it) were sitting next to my girlfriend and I at the Springfield Symphony Orchestra! She got up and left halfway through the show because the guy she was with asked her to stop yelling either “BRAVO” or “TROMBONE” (we couldn’t tell which) during each break in the music. She had the jean shorts, tail, weird strap on her thigh and everything! No lies!
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December 28th, 2009
How come NO ONE noticed the 1002nd use for duct tape in this picture….change your standard police issue boots from Black to Silver in under a minute for under a dollar!
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December 28th, 2009
wow… how do ya pull that off without getting your tail in the spokes, or in the chain ?
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December 29th, 2009
What? No one noticed the DUCT TAPE BOOTS?
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December 29th, 2009
Her legs are really fantastic. Must be all the exercise.
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December 31st, 2009
i am scarred for life thank you very much
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January 1st, 2010
I worry her tails may get caught in the spokes, otherwise…damn! nice legs.
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January 1st, 2010
I believe this is in Springfield, mo and I also believe it is who I call dragon lady. I have seen her all over town. She also ran for mayor!
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January 1st, 2010
I didn’t know they made demin thongs.
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January 4th, 2010
WOULD bang!
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January 4th, 2010
y r there tails ..:/
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January 4th, 2010
I hope that tail gets caught in the back rim.
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January 5th, 2010
Anyone notice the bright red phallic symbol on the left. totally appropriate
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January 5th, 2010
you must want some weird boyfriend because that is what you you are so pull down the shorts there.lower the seats or get a differnt bike seat that does not go up your but next time.
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January 7th, 2010
I have seen this woman walking down a major street here in town…she typically has a mohawk/kind of hairstyle…ALWAYS a tail & those spray painted silver boots!! One outfit she was wearing was a beige, mesh body suit…nothing was left for the imagination…I had drive by her several times to take photos.
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January 8th, 2010
UGG DAMN GET SOME CLOTHES ON YOU GOT MORE JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK THAN I KNOW
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January 8th, 2010
I just can’t stop looking, its the hat, the silver jacket and matching silver worker boots, the peek of yellow suspenders, the tight cutoff jorts and then there’s the tail…. Please, someone tell me you got a shot of the front?
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January 9th, 2010
A.F.D.B.s are taken seriously in growing sectors of our population. True conspiracies run rampant, and coupled with today’s mind-control technology they have exponentially adverse impact on the populace. One can protect the mind with a simple Aluminum Foil Deflector Bonnet made at home. The cost is low and the benefits too numerous to list.
the A.F.D.Bo.—relatively new to follow on its cousin’s heels—protects the heart and solar plexus from insidious rays that can subvert one’s core health. before you discount the Aluminum Foil Deflector Bolero, do the web research. the facts are sobering.
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January 10th, 2010
I HAVE MET HER!
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January 12th, 2010
strange clothes or not, those are some nice legs. they go alllllll the way up to her ..tail.
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January 13th, 2010
Pretty sure I’ve seen “her” around town and if so.. it’s definetly not a “her”.
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January 13th, 2010
i would think if you were to do this you would think twice about having the tail so long just in case it gets wrapped in the back tire!
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January 14th, 2010
(wispers) excuse me mam, you have a cat toy hanging from you ass.
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January 14th, 2010
Where’s Robert Downy Jr. because it looks as if Jamie Fox has switched personalities into an aluminum kitty.
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January 18th, 2010
That tail will be a real problem when it wraps around the spokes and hub…
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January 22nd, 2010
What’s funny is i see her on the square all the time and she ALWAYS has that same outfit on AND she’s always asking people to sign a petitiion so she can be the next US president hahaha
January 28th, 2010
aluminum foil jacket…….. check
daisy dukes with tails……. check
hair band around thigh……. check
duct tape platforms…… Check
SHEW! Looking this damn hot is hard work!
February 8th, 2010
lol wow i love looking at these pics until i realize i see this lady all over my town….same lady 100% sure!
February 16th, 2010
YES!!!!!! I see this woman in downtown (Springfield, MO) all the time. She is a gem of a human. All the time sporting different animal tails and booty shorts, riding around on her sweet bike listening to a walkmen and courting random older white gentlemen. Love her. Love America.
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March 16th, 2010
Walkin down the street somethin caught my eye, a girl with two tails stuck in the wheel of her bike!
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March 24th, 2010
This “lady” is famous in Springfield. She has some pretty awesome (not) dreads she is hiding under that hoodie. It wouldve completed the whole look in my opinion. Oh, and I might add, “she” has several different tails, all different colors and lengths. Shes pretty hardcore
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March 25th, 2010
I need the plans for that aluminum foil jacket. It will protect me from the microwaves sent out by the government to find my shoulders.
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April 12th, 2010
Out of all the disturbing things going on in this picture, I somehow noticed her boots are made of duct tape
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April 17th, 2010
Umm I am really not sure I want to know where that Bike seat is going…or been for that matter :/
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April 26th, 2010
i have seen this woman probably a hundred times down town, never without her tail, every pair of pants i have seen her in has a tail sowed into the crack of the pants and she usually has a petition and a clip board trying to get people to sign it so that she can get into some kind of political office…. i think she needs a petition to be turned into the animal shelter??
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June 30th, 2010
so i have seen this woman probably a hundred times, and every pair of pants or tight ass shorts she wears a tail is sowed into them. screw the psych ward, someone take this kitty to the animal shelter!
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June 30th, 2010
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