December 22nd, 2009
One Wise Man
Even the Wise Men do their Christmas/Birthday shopping at Walmart. I wonder if he was able to get that Zhu Zhu pet for Baby Jesus.
Utah
Even the Wise Men do their Christmas/Birthday shopping at Walmart. I wonder if he was able to get that Zhu Zhu pet for Baby Jesus.
Utah
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
Santa is in disguise trying to get all his xmas shopping in without people knowing.
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
It looks like someone sewed together a bunch of leftover cloth they had after a cougar lingerie show.
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
This guy rocks !!!
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
Okay they sell gold in the jewelry department. But I wonder where he’d find frankincense and myrrh?
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
Now that’s where my leopard skin blanket went to
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December 22nd, 2009
He must have been headed to a pageant! I can’t think of any other logical reason!
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December 22nd, 2009
1. A rooster on the microwave aisle
2. A goat in the dairy department
3. Another goat in the back of a truck
4. Various people carrying dogs
5. Various people carrying monkeys
6. A tiger in a cage in a truck in the parking lot.
So, I’ve got to ask: Where is this guy’s camel?
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
It’s part of a subtle, but insanely clever marketing plan to counteract the perception that only stupid people shop at Walmart (not sure it worked).
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
I see him on my bus in Salt Lake every morning. He dresses like that all the time. He’s really cool though!
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December 22nd, 2009
Hobo Hajji
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December 22nd, 2009
MERI, If I was that wise, I would be on this site too!.
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December 22nd, 2009
i looks like he just ran like crazy in a Ross store, running thru all the displays grabbing shit as he went
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December 22nd, 2009
And thus Brigham said ‘This Is The Place’
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
…stopping on the way to the Christmas pageant for a six pack?
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
Looks like our stimulus plan is working! Shop till you drop wise sir!
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December 22nd, 2009
Wow, man…..where’ld the other two dudes go!!!???
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
(Now, y’all know he dresses like that ALL year round, but this is the ONLY time of year people say “ohhey.. a wise man.. cool..”)
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
whenever he wanted someone to get out of his way he’d just pull out this little horn and blow it.
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
Oh look, another unwise man, who knew!
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
“He’s buying gifts to bring…they’re fit to give a King…”
Now all he needs is a little boy with a drum.
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December 22nd, 2009
Jesus wasn’t born in a Wal Mart in Utah because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 22nd, 2009
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December 23rd, 2009
haha He’s wearing a snuggie too.
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December 23rd, 2009
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December 23rd, 2009
Looks like Mohammed here descended from walmart and gave to us the 10 commandments of walmart.
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December 23rd, 2009
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December 23rd, 2009
They wear zebra print.
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December 23rd, 2009
I’m sorry, but I cry foul. I distrust the authenticity of this wal-creature. Dislike me all you want, but either I’m too drunk, or that picture is a set-up.
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December 23rd, 2009
Hes wearing leopard, must have a kinky hot date.
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December 23rd, 2009
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December 23rd, 2009
Carrying his frankincense in a fanny pack. Now that IS a wise man!
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December 23rd, 2009
Does anyone else notice that he’s wearing a belt that looks like he took it from a shopping cart? :0)
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December 23rd, 2009
Leopard print was all the rage back in biblical times! Didn’t you know? That’s HOT!
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December 23rd, 2009
I was all set to poke fun when I thought it was a badly conceived pageant costume for the nativity scene but now that I read the several comments saying this man dresses like this all the time as does his wife –
I got nothing. Never been a fan of shooting the fish in the barrel.
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December 23rd, 2009
Now I know what happened to my old throws and bedspreads with the animal prints on them!
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December 23rd, 2009
It is one of the “not-so-wise” men…
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December 23rd, 2009
How come in my nativity set, none of the wise men are wearing a leopard print?!!
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December 23rd, 2009
i don’t think the wal-mart star was the one he was suppose to follow….
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December 23rd, 2009
Or maybe he’s just a homeless guy getting some whiskey.
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December 23rd, 2009
Please tell me thats NOT a leopard print Snuggie!
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December 23rd, 2009
You guys are too classy for an Elizabeth Smart joke?
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December 23rd, 2009
Is that a fannypack?
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December 23rd, 2009
The mind boggles !!!! I have yet to wake up and think HEY ! I am gonna roll around iin the laundry pile and wear everything that sticks to me.
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December 23rd, 2009
The “Homemade Flyswatter” couple wouldn’t happen to be this guy’s son and daughter-in-law?
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December 23rd, 2009
Based on this guys “costume” i would hate to see what this pageant would look like. The baby Jesus would probably be some skanky doll, with hair missing. I mean look at this guy, if you are going to go to the trouble of putting together a costume, make it count. It is kind of racist to just go to your closet and pull out whatever junk you think might even closely look like “biblical” clothing. That is so disrespectful. Not to mention tacky. How would you feel if someone made an “american” costume and it was something they just threw together, it would piss you off.
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December 24th, 2009
He’s sassin’ up his look for 2010 with the animal print
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December 24th, 2009
It just gets better…He’s wearing a leopard print Snuggie!!! Look! He has some sort of belt holding it on!
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December 24th, 2009
Johnny Quest must be waiting in the car.
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December 24th, 2009
to whoever said this wal mart is FAKE, they are dumb
its the downtown wal mart in SLC utah,
it has upper and lower deck parking
so the windows are to the escalator to get the the upstairs of wal mart,
its an awesome wal mart!!
i go there ike everyday.
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December 24th, 2009
it’s a snuggie!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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December 27th, 2009
Is his frankenscence in the fanny pack too?
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December 28th, 2009
“And when the fourth wise man arrived to present his gift to the baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph said: ‘You shouldn’t have…I mean really, you SHOULDN’T have.’ “
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December 28th, 2009
We have seen this guy walking in salt lake city. He looks nice
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December 29th, 2009
I see him all the time with his wife in her wheelchair who dresses the same way. I once saw him wearing antlers. To be honest I would hope that I dressed like him if I were crazy, he looks like one bad ass wizard!
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December 31st, 2009
Do I see a fanny pack?
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December 31st, 2009
Pyramids, leppord print and a fanny pack just scream Wise to me.
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January 1st, 2010
I’m noticing that this guy just shop lifted all of those garments he’s wearing. That’s why he’s got so many on at once. When he ran out of room on his body his put them on his head lol. I wonder if there is a PeopleOfWalmart video clip collection,
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January 3rd, 2010
hey is that a fashion leopard print snuggie???!! wow
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January 4th, 2010
1 leopard print Snuggie – $14
1 velvet painting of the sphinx to attach to said snuggie- $20
3 random washcloths to make a turban – $5
Seeing the faces of the horrified audience for this HELLacious redition of a wise man….. PRICELESS!!
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January 4th, 2010
um, is that a snuggie?
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January 4th, 2010
Wonderfully eccentric! I would expect to see thing guy on a corner in Berkeley, singing in Farsi to passing pedestrians
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January 5th, 2010
Oh look the new Harry potter snuggie
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January 7th, 2010
i hope my carpet’s not double parked…………….
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January 9th, 2010
Oh man! I am from Salt Lake City and I LOVE this guy, we see him all the time, too bad he didn’t have his walking stick in this!
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January 12th, 2010
A better caption here would be “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
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January 12th, 2010
Squadela! We are off!
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January 18th, 2010
Phew….. nabbed the last bottle of myrrh
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January 20th, 2010
That man is wearing a snuggie as part of an outfit! I only know this because i have that snuggie.
January 28th, 2010
LMAO I saw this guy and his wife(she’s the gray haired woman off to the left a little) She was yelling at him for putting canned food on top of their bread.
“DO YOU LIKE SMASHED BREAD!!!! HUH DO YA?”
January 29th, 2010
Is that a cheetah-print Snuggie he’s wearing?
February 14th, 2010
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