The concept of a poem doesn’t bother me on here, and I do like the direction they went with it. However, punctuation was atrocious, and the rhyme scheme and meter were questionable. It was a near miss, but a miss all the same. Kudos for trying, though!
Pajamas/Bahamas..thats almost as bad as “Here i am,rock you like a hurricane”
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December 24th, 2009
Shankapotomus
makes ya’ just wanna round up the stepkids and other youngins’ and read ‘em that thar there Chrissymas poum from the trailer steps.
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December 24th, 2009
mamma case
awsome poem very well written
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December 24th, 2009
dogbar bill
Very creative.
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December 24th, 2009
SexyJew
Hilarious! <3
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December 24th, 2009
Pugmaster
Make me want to grab the Wife, our little Pug and 3-4 cameras and go to one of our 3 local walmarts and find what day before christmas stuff we can see!
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December 24th, 2009
HAHA
I’m tearing up over here …. God Bless us Everyone!
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December 24th, 2009
SillyColleen
It was worth the migraine from straining to read it! Merry Christmas POWW freaks!!!!
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December 24th, 2009
Dribble
Merry Christmas PoWM and
a Merry Christmas to all
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December 24th, 2009
Gina
omg that was soooooooo funny!!! very clever!!! luvd how u mentioned stuff that was actually on this website!!!
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December 24th, 2009
lildani
Very well done……sad when you can picture all of those images that have been burned into our brains as he mentions them.
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December 24th, 2009
Jill
Awesome!!!
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Joelene
That was a great poem! Way to be super creative and funny!
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December 24th, 2009
liberalizm
Oh Kratos, hero of Sparta (Wal Mart poetry), I bow before thee.
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December 24th, 2009
Robyn
Oh, this is absolutely beautimous! Nicely done!!
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December 24th, 2009
Rena themoonkitty
Zomg, that was awesome!! Sharing this with the world xD
Very creative, It really sums up this site well, but you should have spent more time getting the rhythm and meter right, it’s kind of clumsy in places.
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December 24th, 2009
IndigoKisses
Perfect! Loved it! Thank you for warming my heart this Christmas eve =)
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December 24th, 2009
Melissa
You know what, I came back to delete this one after I posted it, I regret it. It’s really funny and creative, and this isn’t school, I’m really sorry if I insulted you.
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December 24th, 2009
Tracy
ha ha this is great! It doesn’t need to have rhythm or anything, it’s awesome just the way it is!
Whats next? court room transcripts?, restaurant menus?, political speeches?, sermons??? There must be 100 places on the internet that are more appropriate for poetry. If its not a funny picture then it doesn’t belong here!
What Kratos1971 brings to light is that PoWM brings out the inner Beatnik poet crossbred with Alfred E Newman in some of us. Others of us just want to crap our pants and howl. Either way, it’s all good. Ho Ho Ho to all of you! And may the white supremacists be given the lobotomies they so richly need and deserve!
May we all be delivered from evil and have a big pile of happiness to frolic in this season.
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December 24th, 2009
Key West
The author of this did a nice job.
Happy Holidays to you!
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December 24th, 2009
ralph
Roses are red,Tiger’s not black.
If you dislike that poem,
you must be smoking crack.
MERRY CHRISTmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 24th, 2009
ARNIE H.
This poem is creativity based upon reality. The POWM make life a really powerful experience to behold! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good WalMart!
Loved it..could picture all the characters mentioned…Good Job!
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December 25th, 2009
Retina Burn
Awesome poem! I esp like how it pointed out ones that we all remember. What a creative person, thanx for sharing & have a great Christmas! This site will never get old. I can’t believe it didn’t happen a long time ago actually.
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December 25th, 2009
Shartinator
nice effort, and a very merry x-mas to all…and to all, a Wall-fright!!!!!!!!!!
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December 25th, 2009
yikes
He just summed it all up in a poem, great job. Merry Christmas to all us POWM viewers. Keep those photos coming, it’s better than anything on TV.
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December 25th, 2009
qb360
Clement C. Moore would be proud of you.
Merry Christmas to all, and may your picture never appear on this site!
looks like a new xmas classic! I love it, thanks for that!
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December 25th, 2009
bubbrubbbb
Classic.
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December 25th, 2009
Kenneth
“OH dear, there’s that man with the orange hair and handcuffs.”
That is the store manager.
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December 25th, 2009
superstar
ode to PoW
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December 25th, 2009
B.A.
Kratos1971, this is up there with Clement C. Moore’s “Twas The Night Before Christmas”! Great job! It should be posted every year if PoWM still goes on…
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December 26th, 2009
Jill
It’s not a literary contest, it’s a poem on POWM!
It’s creative and sums up the year in photos on this site….
Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!
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December 26th, 2009
Mermaid
I don’t get how idiotic people want to criticize a poem because meters aren’t right, this isn’t a poetry competition, hes being creative and thoughtful. I doubt any of you critics could write anything better. If you want to read poetry that you think is correct go to a poetry sight you idiots.
I loved the poem, and as other POWM fans we think its funny since we understand each others humor.
Happy Holidays
I thought your site wasn’t supposed to mock people that are “seriously and unfortunately handicapped”. Anorexia is a real disease and I was shocked that anyone would find that funny..
I thought your site wasn’t supposed to mock people who are “seriously and unfortunately handicapped.” Anorexia is a real disease and I was shocked that anyone would find that funny..
I thought your site wasn’t supposed to mock people who are “seriously and unfortunately handicapped.” Anorexia is a real disease and I was shocked and apalled that anyone would find that funny..
An epic poem! (but some of the non-rhyming lines bug me a bit) Will we be getting another next holiday?
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December 29th, 2009
Snarf
Only complaint, it’s to damn small to read now my eyes hurt. Other than that, loved it!
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December 30th, 2009
Dan Storey
Is it possible to make the printing bigger can you tell me how. please. Thank you.
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December 30th, 2009
Justin
This is by far the best written poem i have ever read, rednecks make the world go round. I love america where theres a whole entire website devoted to the weirdos in walmart.
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December 31st, 2009
Trish
this poem is awesome
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December 31st, 2009
Akira
that was beautiful, funny and worth the eye strain
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January 2nd, 2010
Just Sayin'
No it’s not an essay contest, no this isn’t school, yes it was funny and creative, but if we’re going to make fun of stupid people, we need to not sound like one ourselves. Spellcheck takes like 20 seconds.
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January 3rd, 2010
Ellie
This poem was awesome, but lacked poetic flow.
It was still funny enough to put a smile on my face, and reminisce older post.
<3emr
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January 5th, 2010
Hahaha What the Fuck.
This got me into the Christmas spirit, Merry Christmas Wal Mart, And to all the good night! ahaha
According to my own exploration, thousands of people in the world receive the business loans from well known banks. So, there’s good chances to receive a financial loan in all countries.
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Merry Xmas to all, and to all… keep those photos coming !
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awsome poem very well written
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a Merry Christmas to all
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I’ll give that poem two thumbs up!
Merry fuckin’ Christmas, everybody!
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May we all be delivered from evil and have a big pile of happiness to frolic in this season.
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Happy Holidays to you!
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If you dislike that poem,
you must be smoking crack.
MERRY CHRISTmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Roses are redish violets are bluish
If not for Christmastime we’d all be Jewish.
Not as good as Kratos but who could be?
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Merry Christmas to all, and may your picture never appear on this site!
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I’m a gigantic douche!
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That is the store manager.
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It’s not a literary contest, it’s a poem on POWM!
It’s creative and sums up the year in photos on this site….
Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!
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I loved the poem, and as other POWM fans we think its funny since we understand each others humor.
Happy Holidays
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personally i loved the poem!
and to whoever said that pajamas and bahamas don’t rhyme, where the hell do you live?
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HAHAHHAHA I just died. I love this!
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Kudos to KRATOS1971 and to POWM for picking up on this poem posted last week.
He nailed it, in a nutshell. Thank KRATOS
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Great poem. Nicely done.
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An epic poem! (but some of the non-rhyming lines bug me a bit) Will we be getting another next holiday?
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Only complaint, it’s to damn small to read now my eyes hurt. Other than that, loved it!
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Is it possible to make the printing bigger can you tell me how. please. Thank you.
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This is by far the best written poem i have ever read, rednecks make the world go round. I love america where theres a whole entire website devoted to the weirdos in walmart.
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December 31st, 2009
this poem is awesome
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that was beautiful, funny and worth the eye strain
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No it’s not an essay contest, no this isn’t school, yes it was funny and creative, but if we’re going to make fun of stupid people, we need to not sound like one ourselves. Spellcheck takes like 20 seconds.
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This poem was awesome, but lacked poetic flow.
It was still funny enough to put a smile on my face, and reminisce older post.
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This got me into the Christmas spirit, Merry Christmas Wal Mart, And to all the good night! ahaha
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January 13th, 2010
Mullets are from the 1980’s not the 1970’s. I would know I was cutting them then.
January 28th, 2010
I laughed so hard i cried!! that was awesome!!
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