it’s too bad the picture is so blurry…I have a feeling there were several subtle nuances we all could have savored had the pic been clearer.
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December 26th, 2009
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….Pa?!
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December 26th, 2009
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This guy’s kids only wear shoes in the winter, and he only wears a shirt if he has to go to a funeral or a weddin’ (usually between two of his relatives).
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December 26th, 2009
Tommie
“if those damn hobbits don’t show up for casual wizard day…!”
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December 26th, 2009
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This is what happens when the Hatfields meet the Hell’s Angels.
Tennessee must have an early release program from the DOC. Too much grain alcohol will do this to you. Does he even know what indoor plumbing is like? To think that some woman gave birth to this! I hear a banjo playing. Oh sweet mother of god, to think this is on the loose.
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December 26th, 2009
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The kid from Dueling Banjos grew up…
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December 26th, 2009
Dee-Dub
The boys from ZZ Top aren’t used to being harassed by the paparazzi.
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December 26th, 2009
Jamie
I get some strange feeling that a majority of those are prison tats. Either that or homemade with a needle and some India ink.
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December 26th, 2009
wanlongcok
Squeal like a pig, Boy. Eeeeeeeeeeee!
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December 26th, 2009
Dale
What is that white furry thing in the second picture? Goat maybe?
his ass isn’t hanging out. call me odd, but i find him kinda cute. i like beg, tattooed men. he could trim the beard however….
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December 26th, 2009
BOBAA-LOU!!
All I’m sayin’ is even before I saw the tag line I knew this guy was from Tennesee……..
home a this guy and AL Gore.
(personally I’d feel better if this guy was head of the global warming party)
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December 26th, 2009
Demidan
“Uncle Pa, uncle Pa! this this here place gives me the hibity gibities!”
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December 26th, 2009
Dominick
Sadly, I live in Tennessee, and this guy is minor league compared to some of the crazy rednecks around here. I’ve had nightmares from some of them.
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December 26th, 2009
David J
Is this what the One Ring would have done to Gandalf?
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December 26th, 2009
Troy
This guy put the hill in “hillbilly.”
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December 26th, 2009
OhMy
I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone from my local WM to show up on here. But I’m surprised he’s in wm. I have only ever seen him in Kroger’s.
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December 26th, 2009
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Mister, thanks for setting the southern stereotype in stone. This is how the world sees us and you win the prize for proving it.
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December 26th, 2009
LOL
Looks like Grandpa McCoy just found out “them thar Hatfields” sold his pig to Wal-Mart for moonshine.
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December 26th, 2009
gabe
To the person who said this is Hillbilly Jim, nice try. This is not Hillbilly Jim. This person is much more awesomer. Hillbilly Jim wishes he can be this man. i think i have found my new hero.
See that guy over there, Sonny? If you really want to know where moonshine comes from, he drops his pants every night, and his wife squeezes the sweat from his armpits into a jug. They only think it’s a family secret. Now you know why you don’t want to drink when you grow up, sweetheart.
Bubba jest had ta stop by the walmart ta get im some jars for his ne batch o shine
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December 26th, 2009
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WHAT?!?!? No banjo or spit bucket?? he’s a fraud!
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December 26th, 2009
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Sam Walton was from Benton, Arkansas. Chances are good he knew more than one hard core hillbilly during his lifetime and would be glad this guy chose to shop at his store!
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December 26th, 2009
CJ
Holy crap. I thought that was a shirt he had on. And Sam Walton was from Oklahoma.
Keep rowing!!!!!!!!! I hear banjo music!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 26th, 2009
Semore Butts
Actually looks like a cool guy. Hopefully he just went to WM as a last resort.
If only old dudes could tell stories. Oh wait, they can.
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December 26th, 2009
Semore Butts
Grizzly Adams finally gave the into Walmart located near his mountain. : (
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December 26th, 2009
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he’s gone beyond redneck to straight-up hillbilly. Is that his cane in the 2nd pic? My guess is he’s from the eastern 3rd of the state, and I’d love to talk to him….in a public place of course.
You can almost smell the meth,and what did he sit in?!
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December 26th, 2009
Jock Strap Joe
He’s really working them overalls. Reminds me of a song.
On the catwalk Yeah…I’m a model.
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December 26th, 2009
Linja
Where do you even buy a hat that like?
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December 26th, 2009
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….like that….Geez!
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December 26th, 2009
Key West
He comes down from his shack in the hills once a year to buy stuff for the holidays.
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December 26th, 2009
Mike Hunt
MINJA – Yeah, I think it’s in Aisle 12 and right next to moonshine supplies, but only in Tennessee and West Virgina Walmarts.
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December 26th, 2009
AK
What’s funny is that my family and I took a vacation to Gatlinburg, TN almost five years ago. We saw this guy there, in this same outfit! He has several nude woman on his arms. He was down almost every isle we went down. It kept us entertained the entire time, great memories haha.
After being dropped from the soda bottles, the Mountain Dew Hillbilly wasn’t bitter. He just went back to them thar hills, with an occasional trip to Wally World.
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December 26th, 2009
ralph
The lead actor from Deliverance 2 makes a rare public appearance,but he’ll only sign autographs from 2-4pm.
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December 26th, 2009
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That is the best tattoo shirt I’ve ever seen….wha…ohhhh …he didn’t read the No-Shirt No -Shoes No Service sign? What …a….ohhh ….he COULDn’t read the sign.
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December 26th, 2009
Dierna
Ok… now where’s his golden fiddle?
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December 26th, 2009
Kenyrd Skynyrd
this dude is a bad ass! I don’t care what anyone else says.
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December 26th, 2009
PNUT
That’s a real HELLBILLY !
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December 26th, 2009
Stephanie
All of you who are on Team Jacob take note, this is what he will look like when he gets old.
Hey, at least he’s not trying to explode a dick bomb like that arab genius did in detroit.
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December 26th, 2009
Van Gogo
I bet he smells simply delightful!
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December 26th, 2009
bleach
Santa’s fraternal twin who moved to the South.
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December 26th, 2009
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CJ – Okla. it is! Do they have hillbillies there?
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December 26th, 2009
Mary
And people ask me why I left Tennessee? . . . He is definitely from the eastern part of the state. West TN has a whole nother style, more redneck that Hillbilly.
where, right from that nozzle between his legs, it dispenses a yellow 100 proof fluid that can also be used as a windshield deicer.
no smurfy humor here, go watch spongebob squarepants for the unfunny.
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December 26th, 2009
Anna
Gandalf at Wal-Mart, just in a different attire! Who knew he had all those tattoos?
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December 26th, 2009
GCM2
@ WHY ~
In answer to your question “do they have hillbillies in Okla?”
Are you kidding? Oklahoma makes Tennessee look like the sophistication capital of the South (and Plains States) by comparison!!!!!
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December 26th, 2009
sheboner
If I saw someone like that I would go to another aisle. Seriously!
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December 26th, 2009
zoe
After being taken off the bottles, the Mountain Dew hillbilly found more time for pickin’ n’ grinn’ and more time for going to Wal-Mart.
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December 26th, 2009
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The Lesser Known Travelocity’s Nome Reject
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December 26th, 2009
WalMartSux
Yep, that would be Tennessee. Still not as bad as Florida though!
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December 26th, 2009
Melrob
It’s jethro’s cousin twice removed. Nice to see that Jed kept his millions with Mr. Drysdale, instead of giving it to the folks back home.
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December 27th, 2009
CLintexas
I have found my dream Man…(acutally a nightmare)…..where has he been all my life? I wonder if he wants to have ‘my puppies’?
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December 27th, 2009
CLintexas
I got it. This Man has 1 branch on his Family Tree, and it goes STRAIGHT UP!
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December 27th, 2009
vampyrasleeps
Yum! (haha)
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December 27th, 2009
Jenna
Though they’re often confused with each other, the hillbilly can be distinguished from the redneck by the ability to make ’shine with almost any grain and a burning need to live high up in the hills.
They hate shoes, razors, and government workers known as ‘revenewars’. On the other hand they love rock candy, mountains, coal miners, and banjo music accompanied by Ned Beatty’s impersonation of a pig.
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December 27th, 2009
homo erectus reject
Was this taken with the same camera that caught the elusive Big Foot walking through the clearing near the woods? It is blurry enough to be the same one.
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December 27th, 2009
TAMPATONZ
Hi, I’m Rob Zombie, your Travelocity gnome, and welcome to your Knoxville and Dollywood trip. WHE-E-E-E-E!!!
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December 27th, 2009
The Nurse
I’m from Northeastern Tennessee, Kingsport, to be exact. Folks like this are rare, but I think they are cool. Usually, when they show up, it is the first time they’ve been out of the hollar in a month or so. Some of them actually have quite a bit of money. They enjoy taking advantage of the Yankees driving thru the area, stopping at their roadside stands. However, Appalachia has some very sad folks living there who can afford very little and although they are hard-working, have little education to succeed in our society. I think making fun of them is cruel. There are so many other folks who deserve ridicule. I doubt this guy is one of them.
Oh my god if that guy caught some one taking his picture there would be a missing persons report in the news paper in a couple of days….hahaha
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December 27th, 2009
Robert Stewart
He’s probably a delightful fellow who’d give you the shirt off his back, then show you the tats on his ass.
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December 27th, 2009
OhMy
Tampatonz got it! It’s the Sevierville, TN wm. This guy actually doesn’t stink, is quite polite, and I see him around town often. Always wearing the overalls and hat.
HA….. i saw this guy a few weeks ago at the Knoxville Center Mall in TN and i immediately thought “where is my camera, and i wish we were at wal-mart so i could post him on the poeple of wal-mart site….” so funny to see him here.
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December 27th, 2009
SnideRemarks
Looks like he stopped in at Walmart to pick up some more ink, needles, and copper tubing…
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December 27th, 2009
tamaya
Wow ! I didn’t think people actually dressed like that. Last time I saw that was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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December 27th, 2009
Sarah
We rented a cabin in Gatlinburg this summer and my brother saw him at the Wal-Mart there and took a picture! In this picture he also had a sweet saw shaped cane thing…awesome! I’ll submit the picture and see what happens. It’s clearer than this one.
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December 28th, 2009
yaya
There’s GOLD in them thar hills!
Now gimme nother pull on that thar jug boy.
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December 28th, 2009
Jennerzz
Wow! It’s like Mushmouth gone Redneck! heheh
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December 28th, 2009
livingdedgrl
yup. i have seen this fella in the sevierville WM too, which is the WM from hell might i add.
i have to agree with a previous post. not everyone from the area look like this, but there are a lot of poor people in the appalachia area. most of them are people that would be just as nice as they could be to you. we have a fine history of the mt folk here in the area. the smoky mt national park is rich with it. i don’t know this man personally, but i am sure he is a cool guy with plenty of stories to tell. makes me think of “popcorn”, RIP, and i am sure some of you folks that know the area know whom i am speaking about.
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December 28th, 2009
Tracy
It’s the miner 49-er from Scooby Doo!
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December 28th, 2009
Sara
This reminds me of the really old dog on Barnyard or something.
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December 28th, 2009
yikes
When did the Hatfields and McCoys discover Wal Mart? Bet he’s got a gun rack in the ole pickup.
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December 28th, 2009
metoos
Elvis, it that you?
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December 28th, 2009
metoo
I think we finally found Elvis.
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December 28th, 2009
SEAN
is this moondog spot or moondog rex?
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December 28th, 2009
master baiter
me thinks that be dolly’s uncle
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December 28th, 2009
livingdedgrl
@master
john henry passed away a few years ago….
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December 29th, 2009
Jordan S
Im about 90 percent sure Ive seen this guy in a scooby doo episode
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December 29th, 2009
Lenny
Holy crap, people actually do dress like that.
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December 29th, 2009
BigRonTennessee
I actually know this guy, my wife used to work with him, the had to force him to wear a shirt and you do NOT want to get near him. He actually doesn’t believe in taking a bath. He lives in the Pigeon Forge / Smoky Mountain area. If you want to see another redneck moonshiner along those same lines just google “Popcorn Sutton”, he was famous, he knew Hank Williams Jr. (who came to his funeral) and Johnny Knoxville. Popcorn Sutton killed himself the day before his sentencing hearing for moonshining, they found 850 quarts of corn liquor in an old school bus on his property.
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December 30th, 2009
Heather
Poor Cousin Junior really fell on hard times after being fired by Vince McMahon…
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December 30th, 2009
OMB
OMG!! This guy comes to the casino in Cherokee, NC!! We have to keep throwing him out because he refuses to put a shirt on (No shirt, No shoes…no service)!!
I sadly live in the same area as this Walmart. This guy dresses like this as a schtick for his business. He sells handmade wood items like birdhouses and whatnot. From what I hear, he is a pretty interesting guy (in a good way).
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December 30th, 2009
David
This guy come into Sam’s where I work all the time. I still cant believe it when I see him, even after 9 years of it!
Holy shit, I know you won’t believe this (plus, I am comment number 128 so no one will ever read this), but I had a lawsuit where this guy sued my client. He was a mess on cross examination, and I got him to admit that he committed tax fraud on a regular basis. When the judge announced that the verdict was that he collected jack shit, he literally screamed in the court room “what!?!? What?!?! That’s it?!?! That’s bull shit!!” and had to be escorted out of the court room. This is all true, I swear.
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December 31st, 2009
Jessica
this is at my wal mart hahahaha see him all the time!
24 pack of Mountain Dew-check!
New axe-check!
Dvd of the greatest love story ever made;”Deliverance”-check!
I loves WalMart
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January 1st, 2010
Flabbergasted
I had no idea galdalf the grey had so much ink! Little do you know, he’s actually an undercover security guard who’s sole purpose is to thwart the plans of evildoers. I can just see him now, standing near the entrance. Staff in hand muttering nonsensical gibberish, like most people you see at walmart at 2 am, until some punk tries to walk out without paying for his copy of the dukes of hazard 2. Their eyes meet and there is a chillingly long moment of silence. A single bead of sweat drips down the neck of the thief but he knows he has no choice but to get the fuck out of there. Dvd held tightly against his chest, the kid makes a break for the door. He jukes right, then left, but is picked off by the tip of Gando’s staff inches past the greeter zone. The last thing he ever heard before the he breathed his final breath was “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! and since the dvd was less than 150 dollars we will not press charges. Thank you for shoplifting at walmart.”
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January 2nd, 2010
Retina Burn
& certain people wonder why their part the country get ridiculed the way they do… I’m just saying.
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January 2nd, 2010
DR SICK
God I miss the South!! I came to L.A. for the free freak shows, but I see I left the best behind. Now if I could just tolerate snow again!
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January 2nd, 2010
deucem123
Holy shit. i always wondered what happend to hillbilly jim after he stopped wrestling.
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January 2nd, 2010
onion
so this is where gandof does his shopping
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January 3rd, 2010
LURCH
MAN-MOUNTAIN BATES: The Later Years……
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January 4th, 2010
Jamie
HA! Looks JUST LIKE my old neighbor who they called “moonshine Mike” right down to the clothes! Maybe it’s him??
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January 4th, 2010
disF
He puts the ‘fun in ‘hillbilly’.NWKFP
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January 4th, 2010
NEW MOONSHINE
I bet he grows made amounts of weed. That is the current “moonshine” made by ppl in the Appalachian region.
TN is the 3rd producer in the nation behind Kentucky and California.
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January 5th, 2010
Robert
That could very well be Jimmy “Boogie Woogie Man” Valiant of Memphis wrestling fame.
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January 5th, 2010
Toby
Actually this guy is probably an old sailor. He more than likely has has a more interesting life and has more awesome stories than most of you. This guy looks fine to me.
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January 7th, 2010
abracrow2000
Ah! So that’s what a real hillbilly looks like! Thanks Pa! I sho preciate it!
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January 7th, 2010
Carlo Spicyweiner
“Where are they now: the forgotten cast of Hee-Haw”. will return after these messages.
Shirt? I ain’t got time for fancy thangs like that!
February 2nd, 2010
crabbass
Where oh where are you to-night…..Why did you leave me heeere all a-lone….
February 5th, 2010
mkayk
i dunno what he’s wearin’ but he oughta take it off and iron it.
if he could find the ahrens in thes place . . . . .
February 18th, 2010
ReNi
Does that guy seriously have a fucking hatchet!?
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April 10th, 2010
NolaOrlando
This guy went off on me today because he thought I was taking his picture. (I was trying.) If he would just embrace it, he could make a lot of cash! $5 to get your picture with a real live hillbilly! I would have paid it!
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April 26th, 2010
Stephanie
OMG, this pic reminds me of home, sweet Sevierville, TN home. I am so glad to see that two others have already mentioned “Popcorn” Sutton. This man looks so much like him. I love these old men of the hills. Love them.
Such rebels, they are. Keep flying old soul, keep flying.
AND, “Popcorn” Sutton, may you rest in peace.
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May 25th, 2010
KJP
I just saw this guy today in the Walmart between Pigeon Forge and Sevierville. I tried to take a picture, but he had his eye on my phone. He wasn’t very friendly…he was screaming at the lady with him.
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home a this guy and AL Gore.
(personally I’d feel better if this guy was head of the global warming party)
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Bubba jest had ta stop by the walmart ta get im some jars for his ne batch o shine
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Holy crap. I thought that was a shirt he had on. And Sam Walton was from Oklahoma.
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If only old dudes could tell stories. Oh wait, they can.
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On the catwalk Yeah…I’m a model.
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I bet he has no drawers on.
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture
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All of you who are on Team Jacob take note, this is what he will look like when he gets old.
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Hey, at least he’s not trying to explode a dick bomb like that arab genius did in detroit.
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Santa’s fraternal twin who moved to the South.
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In answer to your question “do they have hillbillies in Okla?”
Are you kidding? Oklahoma makes Tennessee look like the sophistication capital of the South (and Plains States) by comparison!!!!!
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December 26th, 2009
If I saw someone like that I would go to another aisle. Seriously!
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December 26th, 2009
After being taken off the bottles, the Mountain Dew hillbilly found more time for pickin’ n’ grinn’ and more time for going to Wal-Mart.
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December 26th, 2009
The Lesser Known Travelocity’s Nome Reject
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December 26th, 2009
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December 26th, 2009
It’s jethro’s cousin twice removed. Nice to see that Jed kept his millions with Mr. Drysdale, instead of giving it to the folks back home.
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December 27th, 2009
I have found my dream Man…(acutally a nightmare)…..where has he been all my life? I wonder if he wants to have ‘my puppies’?
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December 27th, 2009
I got it. This Man has 1 branch on his Family Tree, and it goes STRAIGHT UP!
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December 27th, 2009
Yum! (haha)
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December 27th, 2009
They hate shoes, razors, and government workers known as ‘revenewars’. On the other hand they love rock candy, mountains, coal miners, and banjo music accompanied by Ned Beatty’s impersonation of a pig.
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December 27th, 2009
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December 27th, 2009
It’s the official “Red neck gnome”!!!
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December 27th, 2009
Now Available at WalMart: Mountain Dew Throwback
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December 28th, 2009
Now gimme nother pull on that thar jug boy.
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December 28th, 2009
Wow! It’s like Mushmouth gone Redneck! heheh
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December 28th, 2009
i have to agree with a previous post. not everyone from the area look like this, but there are a lot of poor people in the appalachia area. most of them are people that would be just as nice as they could be to you. we have a fine history of the mt folk here in the area. the smoky mt national park is rich with it. i don’t know this man personally, but i am sure he is a cool guy with plenty of stories to tell. makes me think of “popcorn”, RIP, and i am sure some of you folks that know the area know whom i am speaking about.
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December 28th, 2009
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December 28th, 2009
This reminds me of the really old dog on Barnyard or something.
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December 28th, 2009
When did the Hatfields and McCoys discover Wal Mart? Bet he’s got a gun rack in the ole pickup.
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December 28th, 2009
Elvis, it that you?
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December 28th, 2009
is this moondog spot or moondog rex?
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December 28th, 2009
me thinks that be dolly’s uncle
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December 28th, 2009
@master
john henry passed away a few years ago….
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December 29th, 2009
Im about 90 percent sure Ive seen this guy in a scooby doo episode
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December 29th, 2009
Holy crap, people actually do dress like that.
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December 29th, 2009
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December 30th, 2009
Poor Cousin Junior really fell on hard times after being fired by Vince McMahon…
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December 30th, 2009
OMG!! This guy comes to the casino in Cherokee, NC!! We have to keep throwing him out because he refuses to put a shirt on (No shirt, No shoes…no service)!!
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December 30th, 2009
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December 30th, 2009
Dad??
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December 30th, 2009
reminds me of the wizard n Lord of the Rings
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December 31st, 2009
I bet this guy has an entire field of marijuana growing in his backyard
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December 31st, 2009
He looks like a real life gnome!
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December 31st, 2009
Laugh….but he lived across the street from me until I moved. FYI he is a moonshiner!!! We called him “Crazy Larry”
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December 31st, 2009
But a heck of a nice guy!!!!
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December 31st, 2009
Holy shit, I know you won’t believe this (plus, I am comment number 128 so no one will ever read this), but I had a lawsuit where this guy sued my client. He was a mess on cross examination, and I got him to admit that he committed tax fraud on a regular basis. When the judge announced that the verdict was that he collected jack shit, he literally screamed in the court room “what!?!? What?!?! That’s it?!?! That’s bull shit!!” and had to be escorted out of the court room. This is all true, I swear.
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December 31st, 2009
this is at my wal mart hahahaha see him all the time!
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January 1st, 2010
New axe-check!
Dvd of the greatest love story ever made;”Deliverance”-check!
I loves WalMart
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January 1st, 2010
I had no idea galdalf the grey had so much ink! Little do you know, he’s actually an undercover security guard who’s sole purpose is to thwart the plans of evildoers. I can just see him now, standing near the entrance. Staff in hand muttering nonsensical gibberish, like most people you see at walmart at 2 am, until some punk tries to walk out without paying for his copy of the dukes of hazard 2. Their eyes meet and there is a chillingly long moment of silence. A single bead of sweat drips down the neck of the thief but he knows he has no choice but to get the fuck out of there. Dvd held tightly against his chest, the kid makes a break for the door. He jukes right, then left, but is picked off by the tip of Gando’s staff inches past the greeter zone. The last thing he ever heard before the he breathed his final breath was “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! and since the dvd was less than 150 dollars we will not press charges. Thank you for shoplifting at walmart.”
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January 2nd, 2010
& certain people wonder why their part the country get ridiculed the way they do… I’m just saying.
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January 2nd, 2010
God I miss the South!! I came to L.A. for the free freak shows, but I see I left the best behind. Now if I could just tolerate snow again!
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January 2nd, 2010
Holy shit. i always wondered what happend to hillbilly jim after he stopped wrestling.
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January 2nd, 2010
so this is where gandof does his shopping
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January 3rd, 2010
MAN-MOUNTAIN BATES: The Later Years……
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January 4th, 2010
HA! Looks JUST LIKE my old neighbor who they called “moonshine Mike” right down to the clothes! Maybe it’s him??
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January 4th, 2010
He puts the ‘fun in ‘hillbilly’.NWKFP
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January 4th, 2010
TN is the 3rd producer in the nation behind Kentucky and California.
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January 5th, 2010
That could very well be Jimmy “Boogie Woogie Man” Valiant of Memphis wrestling fame.
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January 5th, 2010
Actually this guy is probably an old sailor. He more than likely has has a more interesting life and has more awesome stories than most of you. This guy looks fine to me.
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January 7th, 2010
Ah! So that’s what a real hillbilly looks like! Thanks Pa! I sho preciate it!
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January 7th, 2010
“Where are they now: the forgotten cast of Hee-Haw”. will return after these messages.
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January 11th, 2010
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January 15th, 2010
And here I thought those were only stories to get the kids in Tennessee to behave.
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January 15th, 2010
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January 16th, 2010
Tommy Lee in 30 years……………………..
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January 21st, 2010
Shirt? I ain’t got time for fancy thangs like that!
February 2nd, 2010
Where oh where are you to-night…..Why did you leave me heeere all a-lone….
February 5th, 2010
i dunno what he’s wearin’ but he oughta take it off and iron it.
if he could find the ahrens in thes place . . . . .
February 18th, 2010
Does that guy seriously have a fucking hatchet!?
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April 10th, 2010
This guy went off on me today because he thought I was taking his picture. (I was trying.) If he would just embrace it, he could make a lot of cash! $5 to get your picture with a real live hillbilly! I would have paid it!
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April 26th, 2010
OMG, this pic reminds me of home, sweet Sevierville, TN home. I am so glad to see that two others have already mentioned “Popcorn” Sutton. This man looks so much like him. I love these old men of the hills. Love them.
Such rebels, they are. Keep flying old soul, keep flying.
AND, “Popcorn” Sutton, may you rest in peace.
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May 25th, 2010
I just saw this guy today in the Walmart between Pigeon Forge and Sevierville. I tried to take a picture, but he had his eye on my phone. He wasn’t very friendly…he was screaming at the lady with him.
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July 4th, 2010
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