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Lack Of Options



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I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?

Kansas

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  1. Z

    I choose or.

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    December 28th, 2009

  2. John

    What happened to the Mr. T Option: “Don’t be a fool…stay in school”?

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    December 28th, 2009

  3. herbytheherbman!

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    December 28th, 2009

  4. See kids? This is the reason you need to get a good education – it widens out your options!

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    December 28th, 2009

  5. BJ

    Obviously he’s so successful at these options that he’s at da Mart buying tires. I’m so impressed.

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    December 28th, 2009

  6. I guess he eliminated “study, work hard, get an education and stable career” right away.

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    December 28th, 2009

  7. wanlongcok

    If he can’t rap, I’m gonna beat his ass and get high

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    December 28th, 2009

  8. Craig

    Well Kansas gettin’ hard core. Who knew!?

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    December 28th, 2009

  9. Rich P

    An outlook like that and we wonder what is wrong with our youth and our country’s future? Geez!!!

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    December 28th, 2009

  10. GOTTCHA!

    I must need a lesson in the urban ghetto lingo. I have no idea what this douche is trying to say. I must be old. I would bet however this idiot has a $500 car in the parking lot that goes “boom boom!”, and has giant chinese chrome wheels on it that he has to make weekly payments on!

    Somebody please help translate the ebonics on the back of that coat he is wearing.

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    December 28th, 2009

  11. mvarv

    Poor guy, it must be a sad life if thats all you have to look forward to.

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    December 28th, 2009

  12. K. Muily

    CHOICES…. hmmmm sell drugs today or “wreck beats” wow! Looks like he’s taking something back… probably something stolen. He might get to make a new choice, bail out or get pounded… ha ha

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    December 28th, 2009

  13. Jamie

    I can only hope that this is homemade cuz why in hell would anyone seriously put that on a hoodie?? I’m not successful but am oh so thankful that I don’t have to stoop to those low options!

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    December 28th, 2009

  14. Beakman

    I guess Wal-Mart is not hiring.

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    December 28th, 2009

  15. Gary

    he is a wannabe rapper in Kansas what else is there to say

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    December 28th, 2009

  16. SEAN

    and this is why he fails

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    December 28th, 2009

  17. STEVE IN HOUSTON

    What a dumb ass.

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    December 28th, 2009

  18. girlee

    What is the picture of the second choice? No really I don’t have a clue.

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    December 28th, 2009

  19. Mary Sue

    I guess that scholarship to Harvard fell through, huh?

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    December 28th, 2009

  20. I can’t believe they made a hoodie of that?! Seriously? Someone took the 8 Mile movie a little too seriously here.

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    December 28th, 2009

  21. crabman

    Either sell this here (picture of sister) or wreck these BEETS (picture of Doug).

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    December 28th, 2009

  22. frankie J

    he needs to EAT SOME BEETS !

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    December 28th, 2009

  23. larryb

    must be to scrawny to be an athlete, thats usually the third option.

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    December 28th, 2009

  24. Lou

    Anti-intellectualism at it’s finest.

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    December 28th, 2009

  25. workin man

    How about WORK – Work is curiously absent from the choices. we have illegals coming over just to work and this clown thinks his only options are pushing drugs for the man or making “beats” . why don’t you get a job and go to work before your mama “beats” your ass….

    WorkingMan

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    December 28th, 2009

  26. Mekah

    As my uncle has said, “Each generation thinks it is smarter than the last, but this generation can’t even hold it’s pants up!”

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    December 28th, 2009

  27. sass

    gee I wonder what was his choice??

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    December 28th, 2009

  28. Raf

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    December 28th, 2009

  29. blazingdane

    Decisions…decisions!!!! Hmmmmm…how does one choose with such choices???

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    December 28th, 2009

  30. tkdmom

    See kids? That is the danger of not graduating high school.

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    December 28th, 2009

  31. shitpickle

    @ jay mike

    I was thinking the same thing. Get busted for drugs and get something else busted in the slammer.

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    December 28th, 2009

  32. finlay macintyre

    This is really quite sad.

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    December 28th, 2009

  33. WalMartSux

    Forgot the third option…become a cop.

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    December 28th, 2009

  34. Carolyn

    PLEASE someone translate! I’m 39 but still am not getting it. I feel so fortunate!

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    December 28th, 2009

  35. J

    I’m guessing they teach you in drug dealing 101 not to front a kilo of blow to a guy that has to have his fly ride fixed at the Walmart repair center…so wreck those fresh beats playa!

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    December 28th, 2009

  36. Sydney

    It amuses me how many of these comments have thumbs down on them. The “gangstas” must be quite offended!

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    December 28th, 2009

  37. Inmate655321

    He forgot about pimping.

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    December 28th, 2009

  38. niichan

    who the helll made this sweatshirt in the firrst place?

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    December 28th, 2009

  39. Wow. What a pathetic sweatshirt.

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    December 28th, 2009

  40. IndyDevil

    Wow, he can count to two!!!

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    December 28th, 2009

  41. Stephanie

    I can’t help but think beats aren’t the only thing he has wrecked.

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    December 28th, 2009

  42. John

    At the counter picking up his Rhodes Scholarship.

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    December 28th, 2009

  43. martini girl

    From the looks of him, I think C) fill out Walmart application while I’m here would be his best bet.

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    December 28th, 2009

  44. jeff

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    December 28th, 2009

  45. Grandmasdrinking

    Will SOMEONE please explain this to me? I’ve had much too much cold medicine for this to make any sense.

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    December 28th, 2009

  46. Tim

    Option 3 “Would you like fries with that?”

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    December 28th, 2009

  47. binndere

    Anyone equating drug use with talent of any sort is seriously in trouble.

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    December 28th, 2009

  48. Buzz Kill

    Goals – I haz dem.

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    December 28th, 2009

  49. I bet if he sticks to those choices he IS going to get something wrecked……………by his cell mate!

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    December 28th, 2009

  50. jc-photoguy

    By, “Wreck these beats!!!”, is he admitting that he is a shitty rapper that has to sell drugs to pay for his self released demo?

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    December 28th, 2009

  51. froggy

    Life FAIL.

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    December 28th, 2009

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  53. karen

    What a ‘tard

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    December 28th, 2009

  54. cmb1973

    his mother must be SO proud.

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    December 28th, 2009

  55. Jubbly

    Well you see… black people in America (and i don’t think i’m going out on a limb assuming it is a black person wearing this) like to make it appear that getting a legitimate education and a job are not options to them because “the man” is holding them down thus making crime and poverty are their only options..

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    December 28th, 2009

  56. Anastasia

    Another nigga tryin’ to be a badass.

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    December 28th, 2009

  57. Artimus

    Sell drugs or sell dildos. Decisions, decisions…

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    December 28th, 2009

  58. He forgot to mention playing basketball.

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    December 28th, 2009

  59. Dave M

    How about option 3- get a f-ing job at WalMart you lazy mo-fo!

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    December 28th, 2009

  60. Mason

    I can’t believe it….IT’S REAL!!! You can actually buy it here (I’d recommend turning your speakers off to keep your brains from oozing out of your ears, though)….
    http://www.algierz.com/cgi-bin/mivavm?/mm5/merchant.mvc+Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=A&Category_Code=2CHOICESHOODY

    That’s the kind of guy I hope to see my daughters bring home someday.

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    December 29th, 2009

  61. Belasco

    Choice 3…get on the other side of the counter. PS I like how his blow is actually marked “kilo”. Because that’s how the players do.

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    December 29th, 2009

  62. jessa

    ALRIGHT THERE 50 CENT.

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    December 29th, 2009

  63. CANDD

    Slim Shady….get your ass home back to 8 mile.

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    December 29th, 2009

  64. benji dover

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    December 29th, 2009

  65. dogbar bill

    @ GIRLEE: It’s a microphone.

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    December 29th, 2009

  66. I guess his job dosen’t pay enough!!!! Maby he need a second one? Or get off his A** and get one!

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    December 29th, 2009

  67. Confused

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  68. Lee

    what is wreck beats? (i thought option 2 was some sort of hand grenade) I guess I am getting old, but i would still rather be me than him!

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    December 29th, 2009

  69. girlee

    Thanks Dogbar Bill, now I get it……I still don’t understand why this person is wearing this in public. He must be really smart with his money because he spent his hard earned cash on that crappy shirt.

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    December 29th, 2009

  70. PNUT

    Another intellectual elitist…….Here’s another option , get yourself sterilized .

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    December 29th, 2009

  71. Cory

    I’m ashamed. I’m from kansas.

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    December 29th, 2009

  72. lol he’s probably getting new studio equipment for the 2010 album

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    December 29th, 2009

  73. Hilville

    Once he makes da Big Time and he goes on da Tour, he’s gonna demand they throw out all but the brown Eminems.

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    December 29th, 2009

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  75. SexyJew

    I’m assuming the drugs are to make his music sound halfway decent…

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    December 29th, 2009

  76. Lenore

    His hoodie is long enough to be a dress!

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    December 29th, 2009

  77. Holly

    snoop combines both!

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    December 29th, 2009

  78. PLEASE wreck the beats…for god’s sake!

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    December 29th, 2009

  79. Barry

    It must be a generational thing but option 2 has absoloutely no meaning to me…why doesn’t he choose to get an education, get a job, practice safe sex…but more than 2 choices is difficult for the dyslexic

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    December 29th, 2009

  80. T-Bone

    I guess “Graduate from high school, meet a nice girl, settle down and get married, have a couple of kids, buy a dog” was too long to fit on the shirt as option #3.

    Or maybe it was just too hard to spell.

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    December 29th, 2009

  81. Amy

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    December 29th, 2009

  82. john smith

    All men are created equal? Well,if they are they sure as heck don’t stay that way.This pic is further proof that there is a certain demographic out there that will destroy the values this nation was founded upon.And by the way………..profiling DOES work when it comes to picking out the threats to our society!!!

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    December 29th, 2009

  83. Joe from MS

    Amy,You want me to get off my White ass and do something about the situation?????Here’s an idea….How about THEY get off their black asses and do something about the situation???Stop killing,robbing and making bastard kids,and pull up their damn pants!!
    I am a high school drop out who got a job,and am now a debt free home owner with a good job in the medical field.There is a future for anyone in this country who will work for it.
    So while we are getting off White asses,you can just get off mine.

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    December 29th, 2009

  84. OMG

    And black people wonder why they are victims of racial profilling!!!!!!!

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    December 29th, 2009

  85. Jay

    Guess option 3, robbing people who work for a living wasn’t available on the hoodie.

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    December 29th, 2009

  86. HeatherW

    I’ve taught (and currently teach in) in rundown schools, and I can say that opportunity is available to EVERYONE, it just might take more work from some than from others. It doesn’t matter where you started, it matters where you finish. Choose to perpetuate a stereotype or lifestyle, or choose to forge your own destiny.
    Sorry I got a little “Afterschool Special” there.
    And by the way, I don’t drink MOCHA LATTES.

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    December 29th, 2009

  87. Matt

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    December 29th, 2009

  88. OMG

    To Amy.

    It’s not my white suburban mocoa lata drinking ass’ fault that these low income people choose to feel sorry for themselves, and choose to deal drugs and end up worthless. Why should I help someone that would rather rob me than help me? THEY NEED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND DO SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES, AND NOT WAIT FOR OBAMA TO BAIL THEM OUT. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Take responsibility for your own life and make something of it.

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    December 29th, 2009

  89. kssnflwr

    To “UPSET WAITRESS” – wouldn’t it be nice if it were photo-shopped and that there weren’t dipshits like this walking around in the world?? I know this pic is real–a cop friend of mine took it on his cell. And by the way, why are you a waitress??? Did you run out of options??

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    December 29th, 2009

  90. sasha

    Yeah, it’s our fault he sees only two options in life. If you want to be a victim I guess we can’t stop you.

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    December 29th, 2009

  91. would you like to super size your order /??

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    December 29th, 2009

  92. Demidan

    “Victim” my ass! He’s an Entreepanoor!

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    December 29th, 2009

  93. @@@@@@@@@@@@

    omg hit the nail on the head,,,,,,,,,

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    December 29th, 2009

  94. Indiana Solo

    Shit man, I’m HORRIBLE at beat wrecking… guess I have to deal drugs.

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    December 29th, 2009

  95. vwkev

    >amy last time i checked, there were still schools in the “ghetto” areas that i help pay for with my “lazy white mocha latte drinking ass”. there are also job programs, vocational choices, and government assistance. all of which i pay for with my taxes because i chose to get an education and become a productive member of society.
    there are also plenty of people that have come from inner city poverty and worse that rose above it to accomplish great things. they did this by hard work and not taking the easy way out. there are many, many more that rose above it and only accomplished average things such as holding down a legal job and raising a responsible family.
    you are part of the problem….as long as people like you make excuses for people to be lazy, uneducated, and unmotivated; they will.

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    December 29th, 2009

  96. River of Tears

    @Amy

    I understand your passion, but before you talk about the system, maybe we need to take a look at these parents who basically suck the hope out of their own kids?

    And like Will.I.Am said: The public library is FREE. Anyone can go to the public library. Shit, even BUMS go to the public library, which means homeless people actually display a somewhat higher level of education and understanding. Well, assuming they actually read something when their there and not sleeping on a bench.

    You start with the parents though… once you get them on board and straightened out, then let me know and I’ll help.

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    December 29th, 2009

  97. Demidan

    (a little history sad but true) Face it if the Irish, who were brought to the Americas as slaves* before the Africans can make it , any one can. The whole “Plymouth Rock landed on us” argument does not make any sense. Take a little responsibility, stop the children having children and raise them in a functional family would be a good start.

    *Oliver Cromwell in his invasion of Ireland after creating a concentration camp out of Belfast shipped great numbers of Men woman and children to Caribbean islands to raise sugar and tobacco. Later they were forced to marry the new slaves from Africa. (One of the reasons you end up with Blacks whose name ends in O’neal)

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    December 29th, 2009

  98. Bill

    This picture makes my eyes feel funny??

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    December 29th, 2009

  99. GOTTCHA!

    Somebody help me, I don’t understand ebonics….does “wreck these beats” mean rapping? Does that mean he is good, or bad at rapping?
    (if there was ever such a thing as good rapping.. :) )

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    December 29th, 2009

  100. crabman

    Lots of racial tension here …I thought that once we elected our 1st Black President that we would all be singing Kum-bah- ya? Don’t be haters ! get out your wallet , buy some smack (or what ever that is ) and support your local Thug-rapper !

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    December 29th, 2009

  101. Todd

    Hmm, deliver packages filled with “Z” dollars, or get a robotic penis. Tough choice.

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    December 29th, 2009

  102. akajondoe

    Or option number 3. Buy a screen printing machine and make crappy bootleg knock off hoodies in your beedroom. And sell them to hood rats and wanna be gang bangers in the ghetto.

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    December 29th, 2009

  103. GB

    Looks like his real choice will be between jail and a homeless shelter, when his mad skills fail to make him rich enough to afford a better shirt.

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  104. I googled this

    For the dozens of you who don’t understand this….

    “As an official Algierz artist, the brand [Lil C] has released an official t-shirt, “2 Choices: Either Sell This Here or Wreck These Beats” which portrays the 2 Choices. 1 Choice, 2 Options. Many face the same situation in which a choice has to be made between 2 seemingly impossible options to get out of the hood… sell dope or pursue a rap career.”

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  105. Daxxs Mom

    What in the world does that mean? He should just where a shirt that says ARREST ME! Or beat the H**L out of me cause that is stupid!

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    December 29th, 2009

  106. yaya

    wow, just wow. All kinds of wrong. :(

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    December 29th, 2009

  107. GnAPorter

    Fill up every chamber in your ghetto-blaster, and play russian roulette. Only then, will your debt be paid to society you demented fuck…

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    December 29th, 2009

  108. Demidan

    I have a feeling the beats are already tired of being wrecked.

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  109. james

    Option 1: work for UPS
    Option 2: break a prom queen’s scepter
    or
    Option 3: perpetuate negative black stereotypes

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    December 29th, 2009

  110. Shell

    Thats it?? That’s all I get??

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    December 29th, 2009

  111. ashes

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  112. crabman

    Come on , MAN…… Directed->@ Amy (who posts) “:I would like to point out that growing up in low income urban communities aka Ghetto, people don’t have opportunities that others do. I know alot of Southern Racist people who will disagree with that statement. I’ve taught in run down schools, and I’ve seen first hand what these kids are working with. IIf you don’t like seeing t shirts like that, then get off your lazy white suburban mocoa lata drinking ass and help the situation. Show some love ” /~ When is it ever enough ? Southern racist my arse, Jeez.

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    December 29th, 2009

  113. Ripley

    Clearly he is good at neither since he shops at Walmart.

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    December 29th, 2009

  114. Amanda

    LMAO @ Todd’s robotic penis comment.

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    December 29th, 2009

  115. Adam

    I thought the saying was something like, “Either have a wicked jump shot or sling crack rock.” It should be a basketball at the bottom, not a mic.

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    December 29th, 2009

  116. Jacy

    Some people just have to advertise their ignorance–Amy I refuse to accept responsibility –it is Walmart after all–this peep is just a slave to fashion.

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    December 29th, 2009

  117. Wes

    Hmmm Let me assume…….A young black man?

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    December 29th, 2009

  118. Key West

    America’s chosen people.

    GOD I love the direction this country is headed in :(

    And they spend millions of dollars on studies to try and figure out why the rest of the world wants every last American wiped off the face of the earth….

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    December 29th, 2009

  119. Jock Strap Joe

    C: Be a crappy t-shirt designer

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    December 29th, 2009

  120. DoucheyMcGee

    He wants to wreck a beat penis??

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    December 29th, 2009

  121. say what

    My bet is that he is a really geeky white guy…

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  122. Tara

    That… there?
    Oooh, I’d love to buy that shirt applique. How much are you selling it for?

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    December 29th, 2009

  123. Sweet Nightmare

    Ugh, someone burn this hoodie. We don’t need any more druggies out there and we most certainly don’t need any more rappers thinking they’re musicians. ((I’m sorry, but honestly, rap is not music. Rapping is taking the same beat everyone else uses and talking over it, usually a beat that’s annoying as hell and makes me want to buy a pair of earplugs.
    R.etards
    A.ttempting
    P.oetry))

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    December 29th, 2009

  124. WTF

    I’m reading all this racist crap over a shirt that we don’t even know who was wearing it. because it’s about drugs and music you assume it’s some low income inner-city kid?

    WAYYYYY back in the day I went to the whitest of white rich schools in California. Trust me, more white kids wore this crap than anyone else.

    I can’t judge a person based on a shirt. We don’t know if its a male or female, age or what the ethnicity is. It’s just a stupid shirt that someone thought was funny.

    Move on people….nothing to see here.

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    December 29th, 2009

  125. Angel

    Sorry, I have to say, I’m an old Fart I guess. I only understand the Kilo. and I don’t thinks it’s a Kilo of Pot. I’m just igerent of ebonics to I guess..

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    December 29th, 2009

  126. SNOW GUN 77

    How about OPTION 3, GET A JOB.

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    December 29th, 2009

  127. Melly

    I guess a actual J-O-B isnt an option for these people????? I Don’t really care if its a “rappers” shirt this guy is wearing like many people have said it is….we all know this is really how A LOT of people think….and they wonder why society looks down on them and they cant get a break in this world.

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    December 29th, 2009

  128. MLE

    I agree with SAY WHAT. It’s a lame white kid from the suburbs (come on, tell me Walmart ain’t full of ‘em!) trying to look hardcore.
    Those that sniff that this is “probably” a black person must be unfamiliar with Eminem and his “influence”.
    And people. Come on. “Ghetto” (meaning the style and attitude, not the projects) really has no color. And you know it.

    Cute, kid. You’re SO badass. Now go back to your mom’s basement.

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    December 29th, 2009

  129. Remember when George Michael in “Wham” had that “Choose Life” shirt? Well…after seeing these choices, I’m choosing to “wham it” to the breeders of this fine product of their lifegiving.

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    December 29th, 2009

  130. To Jessa: He paid 50 Cent for that shirt!

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    December 29th, 2009

  131. SexyJew

    @Amy, who said, “I would like to point out that growing up in low income urban communities aka Ghetto, people don’t have opportunities that others do…”

    I’m Jewish. My people were in “the Ghetto” too – aka the Warsaw Ghetto in Nazi Germany. But I haven’t seen too many Jewish drug dealers or rappers. I’d say this guy has other options.

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    December 29th, 2009

  132. Linja

    Okay….took me awhile…not sure I WANTED to get this one. A kilo of some illegal drug and some really old fashioned-looking microphone. His life choices: LOSER and LOSER.

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    December 29th, 2009

  133. Dee

    The sad thing is that so many kids believe this to be true.

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    December 29th, 2009

  134. Scarlett65

    2 Choices : Wear a stupid shirt to Wal-Mart
    or stay home. Obviously he opted for the first choice. :D

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    December 30th, 2009

  135. mark madden

    …..and african americans wonder why whites think that they all either sell drugs or are into rap music? well, blame this guy for giving them more ammunition. i would think that blacks would be ashamed of idiots like this the same way that whites should be ashamed of some of the redneck whitetrash on here.

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    December 30th, 2009

  136. Don’t dis on the waitresses KSSGDOUCHE. We’re here to look pretty, feed your “to lazy to cook fat face”, and take your money. Duh! So shove it.

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    December 30th, 2009

  137. punky

    his shirt should say.. ”too dumb to get a job”

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    December 30th, 2009

  138. Tree

    I pretty sure his hoody is a nod to the stereotype that the only way a black man can get rich in this country is by dealing or rapping. Hard work doesn’t always get you out of poverty (same goes with drugs and rapping) but drugs and rapping are a lot easier to do than stay in school while you go through shit at home, and other major distractions. Now I know nothing about this dude, and I’ve never been poor, but I just wanted to add my two cents.

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    December 30th, 2009

  139. Louis

    “Legalize It! – Wait a minute, if you legalize it, I won’t make ‘Z’ bucks like I would if it’s illegal!” Yet another reason marijuana should be legalized completely…….not just medical marijuana, but it’s use in all forms!

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    December 30th, 2009

  140. MetalNoir66

    Many people asked what the artwork on the back of this garment meant, and since I think I figured it out, here it is.

    I didn’t get this at first either, because (1) I didn’t understand the text of the second option and (2) I really had no idea what the drawing over the text was intended to be.

    The first “picture” is some drug substance; the second is a microphone (at least I think it’s a microphone–it is very poorly rendered). “Wreck these beats” translates into “become proficient at musical entertainment” with the image of the microphone suggesting a vocalist and the lingo of the text suggesting hip-hop/rap music. The message of the shirt is, in this person’s environment (or the perceived street-hip environment they are trying to impress somebody with) one can either aspire to be a drug dealer or an entertainer.

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    December 30th, 2009

  141. kssnflwr

    To “Upset Waitress” – you opened yourself up for it, you and all your “photoshopping expertise”. “Pretty” is a matter of personal taste, and just so you don’t make the same mistake next time, it would be my “too lazy to cook fat face”, not “to lazy. . .”. You’ll get my money if you provide me with good service and by being personable–why is it I’m thinking you might be lacking the latter??? And where exactly do you want me to shove it?? For the record, I wasn’t dissing all waitresses, only you. I used to be a waitress, and for the most part it’s a pretty thankless job.

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    December 30th, 2009

  142. eternalgreenknight

    All this talk of beats, and not one soul has yelled….

    “DOORKNOB!”

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    December 30th, 2009

  143. jagjag

    @Amy

    If you’re a teacher, why did you misspell latte?

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    December 30th, 2009

  144. Brianna

    You can purchase this shirt at http://www.Algierz.com

    You people have absolutely no sense of humor.

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    December 31st, 2009

  145. peoplearedumb

    I dont understand how so many people leave comments on how they dont understand this guys shirt. ITS SO SIMPLE either sell drugs (kilo’s of cocaine, thats what the picture is) or wrek some beats (make music in a studio, on the computer, write a rap flow, whatever and its a picture of a microphone) The people who dont understand this shirt must be the same people who ask me if the green button means enter and the red button means cancel on the seIf serve credit machine. It has nothing to do with not understanding “ghetto ebonics” just common sense, have you never seen an episode of cops to know what a ki1o is, or are you bIind enough to not see a microphone

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    December 31st, 2009

  146. Bart

    The best options in this life. heh.

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    December 31st, 2009

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    December 31st, 2009

  148. S.M.

    Personally I don’t care what color this person is. The hoodie is about retarded even if it is from a group. Actually that makes it worse. The fact that so many artists are legitimizing the option of selling drugs as if the options of, oh I don’t know, go to school, work hard, if needed use the government assistance, Military, etc to get out of the situation doesn’t exist. I may not have had all the same problems that some of today’s youths have but I wasn’t handed everything either. If I can join the military to get outta my crap hole of a town, work full time while putting myself through school and end up with a descent job then so can everyone else with half a brain. Stop blaming everyone else and do something to fix your own life instead of taking the quick/easy route IE: Drugs.

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    December 31st, 2009

  149. Ben B

    That’s a good way to hold a stereotype!

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    December 31st, 2009

  150. Nice brief and this mail helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you on your information.

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    December 31st, 2009

  151. elesha

    This hoodie yells…”hey cop come and arrest me”!………..hello

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    January 2nd, 2010

  152. shorty

    1st off anyone who is defending this sweat shirt has got to be severely uneducated..especially “i googled this”..its freakin 2010..get with the freakin century..there are so many more options and choices now days..hell the hood aint shit compared to what it used to be..now its a bunch of punk ass kids trying to be bad..but to say that your only choice in life is drugs or rap in order to better yourself..thats plum f**in retarded! i mean hell..we got an african american president now..do u think he made it to where he is today by selling drugs or rapping????..umm no! all kids are required to attend school now days..used to they were made to quit..so try again with kids in the hood only have 1 choice 2 options..ppl really should think b4 they speak!

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    January 2nd, 2010

  153. Ohhsosick

    http://www.algierz.com/cgi-bin/mivavm?/mm5/merchant.mvc+Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=A&Category_Code=2CHOICES

    here is the link to this stupid shirt.. failure in life!! ha

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    January 3rd, 2010

  154. luke

    Kansas: a traditonal hotbed of crack slangin’ and gangster rap

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    January 3rd, 2010

  155. luke

    oh, and 1000 bucks says this is a nerdy white guy

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    January 3rd, 2010

  156. yuuup

    Ummm…. Why are people so freakin judgemental?! That’s what’s wrong with America. SO WHAT the guy sells drugs. Half the people that commented probably tried some type of drug once in their life… Who sold it to you?!?! A DAMN D-BOY! Someones gotta do the job. You don’t know people’s pasts… I’m not makin excused what-so-ever. But truth be told some inner cities don’t have the resources they have other places to help these people see what options they have. He probably didn’t have a positive role model in his life. We have to look at the whole picture not just one piece of it.

    BTW… I have a job and make legal money. I made something of myself, I’ve never had anything handed to me… but I was fortunate enough to have someone who cared enough to show me the right path!

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    January 3rd, 2010

  157. yuuup

    oh and @sexyjew…. I wonder why their aren’t too many jewish drug dealers…. maybe b/c all the ones I know date BLACK DRUG DEALERS and have their babies the get their illegal money…

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    January 3rd, 2010

  158. Jon

    This as an Allgierz (spelling) brand shirt made popular by Houston Rappers, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Bun B, etc. etc. THIS SHIRT COST $100 Someone check his Jordans for nicks and dimes!

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    January 4th, 2010

  159. roxanne

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    January 6th, 2010

  160. R. Onin

    “you people”? please enlighten me here. this is a post modern society and we still have so much hatred and ignorance. now i know the us constitution guarantees freedom of speech, but with much freedom comes much responsibility. the youth nowadays have high societal pressure to conform so i assume the young brother slipped. i honestly hope that we can get past the racial divide and make this a great country to live in for people of all colors

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    January 7th, 2010

  161. BigCatPaw

    Where can I hire a translator from whatever language that is to English? Ok, I get the sell a Kilo part, he is a dumb sh!t that aspires to die in a drug deal, not an issue, happens all over fht world every day but…WTF is “Wreck these beats”? and WTF is that a picture of?

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    January 7th, 2010

  162. Lydia

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    January 7th, 2010

  163. Larry

    The shirt doesn’t imply selling drugs as positive, just a choice you can make – you can be stuck somewhere on the street corner selling dope or you can do something positive by rocking out with the beats [music] and being something more than just a thug.

    Maybe it is a crude way to spell out a message, but it is inspirational in its own strange way – it’s not about selling drugs, but what you can do in spite of the option of doing so [or other things that may not be positive].

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    January 8th, 2010

  164. St Vitas Dance

    Option #3: Take a nap on the railroad tracks.

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    January 8th, 2010

  165. Trendkill213

    Good choice of words since wrecked is precisely what rap has done to the word music. HAH, those beats wreck my ears while giving them a rash. How about learning to actually carry a tune with vocals or play a musical instrument? Oh, I’m sorry, now I’ve set the options bar too high.

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    January 9th, 2010

  166. Urbanity

    Sure, there are many reasons why a person might see these two options but that’s no excuse. I mean, look at pursuit of happiness. That’s based on a true story. Homeless man turned stock broker millionaire. Sure it’s rare, but it’s not impossible to be driven for something more than just a “rapper”.

    Regardless of their situation, this is a bad shirt, and a bad message.

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    January 10th, 2010

  167. Joe

    What about Basketball??

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    January 11th, 2010

  168. david

    He forgot about the NFL.

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    January 11th, 2010

  169. Laura

    I don’t think the hoodie is trying to say that rapping or selling drugs are the only options in his life. I am pretty sure it is a pro-legalization of pot hoodie. As in, we (as a society) have to sell marijuana here (in this country), or we (as a society) will not have beats. ie. rap music would go away without pot. Personally, I would be just fine if all rap music went away, so that seems a pretty lame threat.

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    January 23rd, 2010

  170. erik

    What happened to the NFL option

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    January 26th, 2010

  171. Helicon

    50 bucks says this guys got some crack or meth in his pocket.
    He may as well be wearing a shirt that says ‘Arrest Me’. He probably has security following him around the store.

    January 27th, 2010

  172. roxanne

    u poeple could be just taking the hoodie the wrong way.. maybe thats the way he thinks his life is.

    either slang that dope..

    or

    make some sick beats..

    January 28th, 2010

  173. johnboy

    this is the kind of thinking that is killing are youth

    January 31st, 2010

  174. Alex

    The first thing looks almost like a ream of paper. I hear Dunder-Mifflin’s hiring.

    February 12th, 2010

  175. Chezedik

    Sad, that is my Wal-mart. I know their Auto Counter. There are a lot of ‘people’ there.

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    March 24th, 2010

  176. JassiMostru

    Hi
    Very nice and intrestingss story.

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    June 4th, 2010

  177. Shane

    That is my issue about where rap has gone. Used to be silly but now its all about thug life so kids think they can sell crack while writing rap songs about it thinking they will get rich from their story which usually the only thing different is the city they live in.

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    June 14th, 2010

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