Relax, Don’t Do It



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Wow, Santa went into relaxation mode rather quickly this year.

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  1. alan

    black leggings… HAWT.

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    December 29th, 2009

  2. Looks like Santa’s been hitting the bong.

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    December 29th, 2009

  3. martini girl

    The only thing that Santa is leaving at your house is lice…

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    December 29th, 2009

  4. Lori

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    December 29th, 2009

  5. JESS

    The recession has been bad for Santa too :(

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    December 29th, 2009

  6. Bunker Bob

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    December 29th, 2009

  7. arrarr

    Merry Christmas from ZZ Top!

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    December 29th, 2009

  8. Ima Fibbin

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    December 29th, 2009

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    December 29th, 2009

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    December 29th, 2009

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    December 29th, 2009

  12. SEAN

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    December 29th, 2009

  13. BuZzed

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    December 29th, 2009

  14. GOTTCHA!

    Why does this picture remind me of a steady progression downward of Nick Nolte’s mug shot from his DWI several years back?

    Oh my god, this guy is hysterical!

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    December 29th, 2009

  15. Murph

    Is that the Roaming Gnome?

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    December 29th, 2009

  16. The Reverend

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    December 29th, 2009

  17. Roach

    Forget cookies and milk you better leave that Santa some Doritos and brownies.

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    December 29th, 2009

  18. robert

    This is Santa Claus, This is Santa Claus on weed.

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    December 29th, 2009

  19. Rich P

    Those camo shorts are so slimming.

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    December 29th, 2009

  20. Dixie Normous

    Santa left coal in my stocking. WAIT! That’s not coal…

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    December 29th, 2009

  21. Ehhhhh!!

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    December 29th, 2009

  22. Alice Cullen

    You’e not the real Santa! You smell like beef and cheese, you sit on a throne of lies!

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    December 29th, 2009

  23. Shelby

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    December 29th, 2009

  24. Bella

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    December 29th, 2009

  25. B.A.

    Proof that Jerry Garcia never died, he became Santa! Now Christmas is a groovy trip, man!

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    December 29th, 2009

  26. Toni

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    December 29th, 2009

  27. Lord Velos

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    December 29th, 2009

  28. unca pete

    Fidel shopping at the newest Wallymart in Havana.

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    December 29th, 2009

  29. Poultrywrangler

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    December 29th, 2009

  30. Allison

    Walmart’s version of Santa Clause. He’s late, drunk and out of costume….

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    December 29th, 2009

  31. Ming the Merciless

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    December 29th, 2009

  32. melissa

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    December 29th, 2009

  33. Terri

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    December 29th, 2009

  34. LJ

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    December 29th, 2009

  35. Hilville

    He lost his Mommy in the store 50 years ago, and he’s still waiting for someone to do something about it.

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    December 29th, 2009

  36. Aaron

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    December 29th, 2009

  37. Ripley

    Yes! Two jackets with a pair of shorts!

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    December 29th, 2009

  38. Public Enema

    Making a list and checking it out twice. She must be hot eh Santa?

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    December 29th, 2009

  39. Linja

    Can’t tell for sure…blurry photo…does Santa have his hair in a pigtail? He looks like he’s wearing a red towel around his head too.

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    December 29th, 2009

  40. BOBAA-LOU!!

    NAAA…That ain’t Santa! It’s THE FAIRY GODFATHER

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    December 29th, 2009

  41. Jenn

    Who is SOOO late for that Screaming Trees audition? Damn. Sir: while you are there, pick up a couple of pairs of black tights for your wife to replace the ones you’ve stretched out. I implore you. I’m from the future.

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    December 29th, 2009

  42. Jenn

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    December 29th, 2009

  43. Drake

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    December 29th, 2009

  44. JenJen

    Looks like Santa is off his meds.

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    December 30th, 2009

  45. dogbar bill

    And wearing camo pants INSIDE the boots?? Geez…….

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    December 30th, 2009

  46. crabman

    I have this really uncomfortable feeling that he is about to courtsey.

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    December 30th, 2009

  47. Are those camo knickers?? WTF?

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    December 30th, 2009

  48. Honey_Pot

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    December 30th, 2009

  49. ric

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    December 30th, 2009

  50. golden squirrels

    retard comments and duran duran tag? do your fucking homework if you’re gonna make 80s music references. it’s not that obscure, douche.

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    December 30th, 2009

  51. HangEm

    It’s Captain Jack Sparrow’s grandfather.

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    December 30th, 2009

  52. rufustfirefly

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    December 30th, 2009

  53. james

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    December 30th, 2009

  54. Jason

    Leaving the store with no bags and several layers of clothes on, this guy was likely stopped for shoplifting.

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    December 30th, 2009

  55. Grandmasdrinking

    Thank God for winter. He has to cover himself with clothes. But not to worry, we will probably see him in all his fleshy glory come summer.

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    December 30th, 2009

  56. TAMPATONZ

    Looks like a biker re-make of Ed Wood’s Glen and Glenda” Rock on girl, uh guy!

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    December 30th, 2009

  57. yikes

    I’m locking my doors next Christmas.

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    December 30th, 2009

  58. Proud Canadian

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    December 30th, 2009

  59. John V

    Why do I get the feeling this guy is LIVIN IN A VAN….DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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    December 30th, 2009

  60. Boy!!!

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    December 30th, 2009

  61. Darren i

    Looks like Mattel”s new ”Bed Bug Santa”

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    December 30th, 2009

  62. Tim

    Gotta love the yellow-chain-smoker-stache, too. That’s a nasty dude, I bet he smells like he just wet himself.

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    December 30th, 2009

  63. RDS

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    December 30th, 2009

  65. Rusty Shackleford

    I guess someone left Santa some “special” brownies this year.

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    December 30th, 2009

  66. yaya

    Its Nick Nolte in – Down and out in Beverly Hills – the Sequal

    Dirty and Disheveled in Walmart

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    December 30th, 2009

  67. Todd

    Poor Santa. He gave most of the clothes to good girls and boys. Now he has to try cobbling together an outfit from whatever is still left.

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    December 30th, 2009

  68. Dano

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    December 30th, 2009

  69. Leopard

    WOW it must be Robin Williams on location filming Jumangi – The Christmas Story!

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    December 30th, 2009

  70. chris

    Forget the milk and cookies, you better leave out a pack of lightbulbs and lighters for ol saint nick this year!

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    December 30th, 2009

  71. how dainty.
    http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture

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    December 30th, 2009

  72. Gabriellen

    It must be the Jamaican Santa. Do I get Rum with that?

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    December 30th, 2009

  73. T Bagg

    Mark it 8, dude.

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    December 30th, 2009

  74. dixiechik

    This is what happens if you throw out your old cloths instead of donating them…….

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    December 30th, 2009

  75. Amanda

    HO HO…….DOH!

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    December 30th, 2009

  76. when did P Funk initiate a white member to the group?

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    December 30th, 2009

  77. Ninja

    Santa Hobo: prepared for combat at a moment’s notice, no matter the weather. Additional parts may include weed, a crack whore, and a pimp cane all sold seperately.

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    December 30th, 2009

  78. Jock Strap Joe

    the rarely seen Ski Bum taking time off from the slopes and in search of both vodka and meal scraps.

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    December 30th, 2009

  79. Jordan S

    10 bucks says hes not shopping for a razor

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    December 31st, 2009

  80. Derek

    Hey, I don’t remember that scene being in “The Big Lebowski”!

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    December 31st, 2009

  81. Patrick

    Why do you cover some people’s eyes but not others?

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    December 31st, 2009

  82. LauraJA

    Hey Cool!!! I was kinda wondering what Rob Zombies Dad looked like!

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    December 31st, 2009

  83. Camouflage knickers make me laugh.

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    December 31st, 2009

  84. CandD

    At least he’s color coordinated. His red laces go quite nicely with his jacket and headband. His braid is a nice touch.

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    December 31st, 2009

  85. ee

    someone gave Santa a hydroponic system to Cmas.

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    January 1st, 2010

  86. AK40something

    A.) I know this guy.
    B.) He’s not homeless.
    C.) Easily the nicest guy I’ve ever met
    D.) I know, for a fact, that he HATES Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
    E.) Redneck? Not even close.
    F.) You have no idea how accurate the white p-funk remark is.

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    January 1st, 2010

  87. Retina Burn

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    January 2nd, 2010

  88. dagirlG

    Vagabond Santa meets Survivor…

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    January 2nd, 2010

  89. jessica

    OMG that’s my walmart! The one i go to! Too bad i wasn’t there to snap the picture myself…

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    January 2nd, 2010

  90. Crystal

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    January 3rd, 2010

  91. ha

    i would totally wear that!!!!

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    January 6th, 2010

  92. Shane

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    January 7th, 2010

  93. Lin

    I think we’ve found Osama Bin Laden………..

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    January 9th, 2010

  94. Please, tell me that isn’t the Ripley, WV Wal-Mart. It looks eerily familiar, and I could swear that’s one of my aunts in the background. As for this guy…when you got it, flaunt it! And whatever it is, he’s flaunting it ALL over the place.

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    January 11th, 2010

  95. Audrey

    I could have sworn i’ve seen that guy. no lie. i live in west virginia. i was like holy crap santa’s a hobo.

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    January 11th, 2010

  96. fox

    cmon now. this is just cool. you know it.

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    January 13th, 2010

  97. Sandy

    Just like the commenter above said, this guy is really nice. I’ve known him most of my life. He’d get a kick out of being featured on this site. :)

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    January 16th, 2010

  98. Bird

    I’ve known this man for about 22 years and he really is one of the nicest, guys u can meet!!!! and he really isn’t homeless!!!!! He’s the SHIT!!!!! Y’all are some HATERS!!!!!!! and if u knew him you would understand….

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    January 16th, 2010

  99. EDDIE KELLER

    ITS UNCLE JESSE AND LITTLE RED RIDING HOODS LONG LOST SON WATCH OUT FOR THE BIG BAD WOLF BOSSHOG

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    January 18th, 2010

  100. sarar

    smoke and mirrors, that’s my bro! always knew he’d b famous. they left out the killer dread that goes to the floor tho. free your mind and your ass will follow, baby!

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    January 18th, 2010

  101. COURTNEY

    SANTA!!! no wonder why you gave me horrible clothing, you dont have any style!

    February 6th, 2010

  102. john

    i can teel by some of the staff in the back ground…it’s the vienna wal-mart in wv….

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    March 29th, 2010

  103. Maroussia

    It will be great to watch Robin Williams,i have bought tickets

    from TicketFront.com looking forward to it.

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    April 22nd, 2010

  104. CABBY

    This is MARLON , i lived with him for a year,, you all leave this man alone,,,he is a great man…yes a hippy, yes stinky,,and yes he likes girls sitting on his lap…but NO he is not SANTA and is not living in a van down by the river….RASPECT & ONE VIBRATION!!!!

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    May 29th, 2010

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