December 31st, 2009
Cowabunga!
Dear PoWM, how could a woman dressed like a cow and carrying a cow purse be funnier? That’s an odd question, but since you asked, what if she was buying hamburger buns? That would certainly have to make it funnier.
Illinois
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I wonder if she bought milk.
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I wonder… Did she buy milk?
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Looks like she’s planning on hiding out in a cow pasture I wonder what she’s running from? (It should be that outfit)
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The shoes DO match! Do you not see the red trim on her purse? thankyouverymuch. give the lady a bit a credit….but the whole ensemble is hideous…sorry lady, your shoes matching? That is all I can give you.
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Where’s the beef? Stopping by Walmart for buns before the BBQ.
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And let this be a lesson to us all never to buy clothing from the folks at Rorschach.
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The cows never see her coming.
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passing on beef today now
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I swear, I’ll never understand some people’s “thought” process……
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There’s a guy in my hometown nicknamed “LBJ” who has worn cow print pants for more than a decade. Its his trademark.
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He must have lost some bet.
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Got Self Respect?
(purse looks more like a giraffe print to me)
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needed a gallon of milk
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Is that a goatee I see?
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Good news real cows. This just turned me Vegan.
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Someone has seen one to many Chick-Fil-A and Califonia Cheese Commercials.
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um….is it really a woman? that hair and face say otherwise….
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All these people worried about mad cow disese and she has to walk around looking like that??????????
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Mom?
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That’s a woman?
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Looks like a giraffe bag. At least if it was a matching bag it wouldn’t be as bad. Not
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Head em up move em out
RAWHIDE!
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I’d brand that!
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Stand back!!! She is very upset that the laundry bleached all of the black spots off of her stocking cap
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Like the cow from Chick-fil-a says…. “EAT MOR CHIKIN.”
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December 31st, 2009
That purse isn’t actually “cow”- it’s “pony”, still the animal prints are overwhelming the dude (?)!!!!!! Lol.
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to Webi: Correction. It’s Her uddershake makes the BULLS run to the yard! LOL
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Ive just sworn off beef and dairy products
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got milk?
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I ‘ve gotta have more cowbell !
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A dude with a cow suit and a giraffe purse buying hamburger buns? Too funny.
I guess this WalMart in Illinois has their version of a massive mega church and this is their pasture: Joe Holstein.
He thought the guys from work said they were getting together to go bull-ing. That would be his bulling bag he’s got on his arm. I don’t want to see the ball he has in there, though, or you could say he’s been steered wrong. I won’t touch his lack of horns with this line of humor.
I suppose he thinks he’s “hide”-ing. We can see him all too well.
Maybe he’s got a beef with WalMart.
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December 31st, 2009
hopefully it’s past your eye’sd milk so we won’t have to look at it much longer
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December 31st, 2009
I do believe it’s a *giraffe* bag…. We’ll imagine it’s a cow, just for the sake of consistency, though.
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Suppress urge to go tipping….
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December 31st, 2009
OH McDonald had a cow – ei ei ohhh
and that loved walmart ei ei ohhh
with a moo moo there moo moo here everywhere a moo moo
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No freaking way!
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Is she cowhunting….is that legal?
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Yippy-kai-a, mother f*cker…it’s Cow Patty!
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December 31st, 2009
Hey look The line is Moooving.
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Thats a woman? I thought it was a guy before I read the caption LOL
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I wonder if anyone tried to milk her…?
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Um, I think that’s a due in that cow dress – Dude looks like a lady!
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farmer cammo
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Uh, that is a giraffe pattern on the purse not cow.
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You might have BRANDED this person as strange, BUTTER outfit I see as unique and am MOOved by her individuality.
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December 31st, 2009
udderly hallarious
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Oh my, I wouldn’t want to get my milk from him.
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December 31st, 2009
the is blasphemy. that’s obviously a giraffe print purse.
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This is UTTERly hilarious!
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MOO !
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Udderly disgraceful
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December 31st, 2009
agggghhhh I just threw up in my mouth yuuuucccckkk
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December 31st, 2009
Best explanations.. hmmm.. high? on something? or possibly mentally ill…
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December 31st, 2009
Next! I can help the next person in line.
NEXT!
Ma’am, please, do you think you could help keep this line mooooooooving?
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December 31st, 2009
“It’s” a Steer not a Cow – burger on the hoof
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December 31st, 2009
I think the “udder” jokes are getting a little old here. Clearly happy cows don’t come from Illinois.
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December 31st, 2009
I’m pretty sure it is a costume. I think I can see horns on her hat. I sure hope this was taken on halloween, and she doesn’t wear a cow costume all the time.
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December 31st, 2009
i think she is actually carrying a bag of hamburger buns
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December 31st, 2009
Na na na na na na naaa…. Androgynous Cow!
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The stocking cap on her head looks like an udder.
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December 31st, 2009
I can’t believe that’s a woman, but regardless of the gender, whoever it is carries a Dooney & Bourke purse.
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December 31st, 2009
MANABUNGA!!!
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December 31st, 2009
COWmoflage!
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@ JAMES ~
Bravo! Very clever.
I’d buy you a beer for that one, if I could 
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December 31st, 2009
I hinestly don’t believe that is a woman. It has to be a guy, women would never consider dressing as a “cow” Maybe a Trannsie?
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December 31st, 2009
Barnyard camo?
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December 31st, 2009
Sadly, humans infected with the mad cow virus, slowly take on the appearance of the originating host.
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December 31st, 2009
mooooooo!
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December 31st, 2009
ok people lets get our animals straight. the purse is a giraffe print thats supposed to look like a Dooney & Bourke. and she/he is in a cow print.
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December 31st, 2009
EAT MOR CHICKN!!!!
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December 31st, 2009
I’m grateful her utters are covered up.
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December 31st, 2009
It could only be funnier if the cow or er the lady was carrying a gallon of milk!
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December 31st, 2009
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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December 31st, 2009
Are you sure that’s a woman? She’s rocking some pretty bushy sideburns.
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December 31st, 2009
I hope she’s going to a party somewhere!
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December 31st, 2009
That heffa needs to be slapped for leaving the house like that!
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December 31st, 2009
EAT MOR CHIKIN
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December 31st, 2009
Is that ManCow’s sister? Strutting her stuff with a giraffe print purse to throw everyone off the obvious, right?
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December 31st, 2009
I’m more disturbed that people think this is a woman yet aren’t creeped out by the fact that she has sideburns, beard stubble and male body characteristics.
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December 31st, 2009
That is NO woman….look closer folks!
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December 31st, 2009
WOW Is that a big hairy udder on her head? That is one nasty lookin hefer!
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January 1st, 2010
Whats funny is that is not a woman, that is a man!!!!
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January 1st, 2010
Well. Least now we know the answer to the question: “Where’s the beef?”
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January 1st, 2010
That’s a woman? Ha! I thought it was a guy if it weren’t for the purse.
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January 1st, 2010
got milk?… This queer does
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January 1st, 2010
COW KILLER!!! *Staring at what she’s buying with disgust* God dern cannibals.
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January 1st, 2010
Is that the udder on her head ?
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January 1st, 2010
know what would be even funnier? if that lady is a dude! she looks like one!
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January 2nd, 2010
I see mad cow disease is spreading again..
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January 2nd, 2010
I hate that purse…. It is more redneck trash than than the bare foot women holding there baby, while siting on one of the rusted cars in her front yard.
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January 2nd, 2010
I wonder if she is going to go home and make HERSELF a burger……(haha get it!?)
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January 2nd, 2010
It’s COWmaflauge!
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January 3rd, 2010
LOL! This would be funnier if the writer knew that her purse is GIRAFFE not COW! Duh…and you think you people listen to this guys garbage!
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January 3rd, 2010
I’m thinkinggg its a Garaffe pursee.. lol,not a cow purse. But thats still kinda funny.
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January 3rd, 2010
I’m not so sure that’s a woman. If so, she’s got some killer sideburns.
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January 4th, 2010
Why would she buy the Cow?…When she can get the milk for free???
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January 4th, 2010
I thought it was a man. I guess she steered me wrong.
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January 4th, 2010
lol, The age old question has been replaced by a new one:
Which came first the cow costume . . .
or the cow purse? You just KNOW one was purchased solely to compliment/coordinate with the other.
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January 4th, 2010
This is actually not a woman; it’s a gay cow!
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January 4th, 2010
pretty sure that is a giraffe print lol
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January 4th, 2010
uhm, actually thats Giraffe print…. just sayin’
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January 5th, 2010
Woman? That looks like a man to me. Isn’t that a little bit of beard I see?
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January 5th, 2010
How udderly ridiculous!
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January 6th, 2010
That purse is a giraffe print and if it is authentic then it is a Dooney and bourke and very expensive, but the cow outfit not so much!!
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January 6th, 2010
I asked if they had matching hooves but they were fresh out.
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January 6th, 2010
what I think is even scarier is thats a D&G bag…….I sincerly hope its a knock off but i’m sure its not
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January 6th, 2010
UMMM THE PURSE IS GIRAFFE BUT YA IT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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January 7th, 2010
It’s a Halloween costume dumbasses, the picture was taken on Halloween.
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January 7th, 2010
Actually that is a Giraffe print purse not a cow…And with that said, OMG WTF was she thinking when she got up that morning and headed out the door? I just don’t understand why some people go above & beyond to draw negative attention to themselves.
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January 7th, 2010
I bet she just got back from Chick Fil A. Dress up like a cow, get a free sandwich. I would rather just pay the 3 bucks for the sandwich….but to each thier own, I guess.
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January 7th, 2010
…Will you be getting more Gateways computers in the next couple of weeks?
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January 7th, 2010
that looks like hamburger buns in her hands doesnt it?
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January 7th, 2010
wtf?
does he miss his cow?
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January 8th, 2010
Bad news: that purse is giraffe print…but she’s probably never seen one and thinks it’s cow…
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January 9th, 2010
eat more chikin!
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January 9th, 2010
Its actually a giraffe purse, not cow…nonetheless why do some many people feel the need to wear a costume to shop at walmart? I feel like I’m probably going there underdressed on a regular basis… lol
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January 9th, 2010
So just to let you know.. that’s not a cow purse. It’s a giraffe print. I work at a store that sells those. But I don’t understand people. I mean I have worn my costume into Wal-mart but it was also Halloween and I needed to get something for the party I was going to. lol
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January 9th, 2010
Its actually a giraffe print purse…a few friends of mine have the same one…lol
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January 10th, 2010
I thought that was a gerraffe purse!?
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January 10th, 2010
too bad thats a giraffe print purse…
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January 11th, 2010
im fairly certain that is not a woman. that is how it gets funnier.
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January 11th, 2010
ok this is realy weird
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January 11th, 2010
I HAVE THE SAME PERSON LOL..BUT NEVER WOULD MATCH IT WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 12th, 2010
i thought that was a guy wow
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January 12th, 2010
can i just add that this picture could have been 10x funnier if the person was from WI
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January 13th, 2010
thats a girl !!!
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January 13th, 2010
No to make this funnier she would be carrying a sign that reads ” Got Milk” holding a gallon of milk in her hand.. Yea I like that visual.
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January 14th, 2010
Hey, that’s a dude, look at the side burns and bone structure. He’a got a man’s ass, nice purse dude!
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January 15th, 2010
Dude thats a Giraffe print purse not cow
n hamburger is grose
eat more chicken
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January 16th, 2010
i would not like to comment at this time. weird though. very weir, it makes me wonder who raised him or her.
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January 16th, 2010
She’s buying hamburger buns!!!!!
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January 17th, 2010
It’s not a woman, it’s a man!!!
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January 17th, 2010
HAH! It’s definitely a giraffe purse, my aunt has the same one, and the shoes to match!
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January 19th, 2010
At least it is a Dooney and Bourke bag.
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January 19th, 2010
Hate to say it, but she’s mixing animals. The purse is actually giraffe-patterned. So..ummm anyone for giraffe burgers?
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January 20th, 2010
How about if she was carrying two jugs of milk. That would be udder nonsense!
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January 20th, 2010
sad
i have that purse too. *burns it*
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January 23rd, 2010
that’s a giraffe purse.
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January 23rd, 2010
Seriously there is no need to be dressed like that when you’re carrying a Dooney and Bourke purse!
January 30th, 2010
Hey guys! That’s actually a friend of mine, who happens to work at Walmart. This picture was taken on Halloween, when walmart employees are allowed to dress up if they choose. It probably took a while to process, etc, which is why it’s up so late.
February 6th, 2010
thats UTTERLY ridiculus
February 13th, 2010
ANYONE 4 COW TIPPIN?
February 13th, 2010
fyi thats a giraffe purse, my mom has the same exact one so she doesnt even match with her prints and i find that hillarious!!!!
February 18th, 2010
Silly cow, she’s avin a giraffe
February 22nd, 2010
Sorry but….that’s TOTALLY a dude !
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March 5th, 2010
If she IS buying hamburger buns..does that make her a cownibal ?
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April 15th, 2010
Definitely NOT a Dooney & Bourke purse, that is one of the ugly knockoffs that they sell for like $15 to the 40-year-old meth heads who wear Hollister and Forever 21
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