January 18th, 2010
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Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache.
Oklahoma
Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache.
Oklahoma
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i think this is completely adorable.
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Honestly I am surprised they let the thing in the store.
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Where is the f-ing HEALTH DEPARTMENT??!! EEEeeewwwww.
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Little Capuchin monkeys can be of invaluable help to the disabled. They can perform amazing tasks such as microwaving food and opening food containers. They are very intelligent and good companions.
I think this is a very cute and positive photo.
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Maybe it’s a helper monkey…. Hello!!! The guy is in a cart!
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He must have been trying to say stomach ache in one word… That’s probably the last time I would buy anything in that store, too.
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Talk about Monkey Business!
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He’s just there to spend his food stamps.
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Wow…I didn’t know that Walmart now sells monkeys…does it surprise me, though? Absolutely not!
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That’s obvious because he’s smarter than the retard that took him to the store, and the moron that let them both in.
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So they stop selling guns, and went to Monkeys instead. Awesome.
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stomach doesn’t have an “e”
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On one hand we have a “dirty” little monkey on the conveyor of a grocery store where people like myself place their food items to get checked out.
Cute as it may be, they are dirty animals.
On the other hand we have “FILTHY” humans touching that very same belt.
No matter how you slice it, some of us who are relatively clean are fucked.
Service animal……that is a reach don’t you think?
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Are Lean Pockets really a food item?
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@ME
You really shouldn’t be criticizing someone else’s spelling – “spelt” is not a word in the English language. You need the punch in the stomach a**hole.
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It’s nice to see even Monkey’s are watching their figure by eating LEAN Pockets.
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One day an organ grinder is standing on the corner with his monkey and he takes change from people as they walk by. the monkey takes the change tips his hat runs over to the box jumps up and puts the money in a little box then he bites the organ grinder on the hand and the organ grinder Jumps and reaches tino his pocket and gives the monkey a peanut. So this pretty girl watches this for a while and say “Oh! Where did you get him? He’s adorable!” So the monkes says,”In Italy there’s millions of ‘em!”
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Many of these monkeys are trained to help people with mobility issues. Being an AA, its allowed to be in the store as long as its diapered and on a leash with an AA certificate. The mobility cart indicates the person needed help.
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I`m a little concerned, did the education system fail that badly in teaching healthy social skills, or was there zero effort put forth in maybe doing one semester of family education!!
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“Yo muh brutha, I seemsa loss my foodstamps card yo……hoook a primtae up?”
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I drive the 45 minutes into Miami, that’s ALL I see
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Epic win!
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@realitycheck You sir/madam/POWM, are a retard.
“Spelt” is a word. Verb. A past tense and a past participle of spell.
Thank you
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Plus you KNOW he’s had all his shots.
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Seeing as the monkey was attached to the scooter it is a good possibliity that this was a “helper monkey” which is a service animal just like a seeing eye dog and therefore allowed in public places.
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It’s probably more sanitary, too.
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I have absolutely no problem with the monkey leaving skid-marks on the belt; I’ve never been to a Wal-Mart and my city prohibits them.
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There’s no e on the end of stomach.
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Quit monkeying around and buy my banana keeper already!!!
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Just so you know Walmart can kick them out for that. But they have never bothered to learn the laws pertaining to service animals so they don’t know it. I hope the monkey bites someone (poor person) and that person sues Walmart. Maybe then they’ll shape up!
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BTW, you can be dexterous enough to diaper a monkey and be paralyzed from the waist down or have MS.
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don’t forget the leeeaannn pockets…..(cause they were out of bananaaaaa pockettttss)
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Oh god not these unenlightened comments again.
Monkeys can be service animals to people with paralysis conditions or whom for other reasons suffer from physical impediments. Note the motorized cart.
Therefore, this picture should probably not be here. It’s in low taste to make fun of a service animal. The fact the monkey is hugging a banana keeper is, however, amusing.
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i wouldnt much care for the idea that there was a nasty monkey ass on that conveyor belt just before i put my groceries on it. pets dont belong in the grocery store!
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Why? Would their feelings be hurt?
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Oh, don’t mind this…it’s my one-eyed service trout…
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Q. How do you keep that monkey off your back?
A. Buy it a banana keeper
(ya, kinda sad….but kinda funny….get it….”monkey off your back”….?? get it??)
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See No Evil ; Hear No Evil ; ….well we are at WM.
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It’s on like Diddy Kong.
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service animal or not, that’s not sanitary…..
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…..ME….
You are completely right! LYDIA and ZEOVIOLET..(?) among others like to forshadow what is NOT evident and play the “you are not nice card” to all of us here. THERE IS NO HUMAN IN THE PICTURE! THE F*&KTARD THAT WAS RIDING THE CART IS MISSING IN ACTION! ALL WE SEE IS A MONKEY! example and rebutle to the genius, “ZIOVIOLET”….it said…
“Monkeys can be service animals to people with paralysis conditions or whom for other reasons suffer from physical impediments. Note the motorized cart.”
Does it not stand to reason by viewing the riding cart (not a wheelchair like most paralyzed people would ride) in the picture that no body is sitting in it? hmmmm. Makes me wonder. Did our paralyzed keeper of the monkey find a cure for paralysis at the pharmacy and now they are just being curteous and returning the cart as they pay for the cure, lean pockets, and the banana keeper on the way out? That must be the reason there is no person in the cart “ZIOVIOLET” would you not agree? Or maybe our paralyzed person jut hurled him/herself onto the floor as to not be in this shot with the monkey.
If you want a job debunking humor, you REALLY need psychiatric care.
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Thumb me down if you must, but I’d like to point out that the monkey’s butt isn’t bare. He’s wearing diapers. So he can’t fling his poo and this is probably about as dirty as putting a baby who had just crapped his diaper on there.
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HOLD ON…What isle did they find it in…I swear I seen them 1/2 price at our wal-mart yesterday!
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Monkey: Dude..there had better be some bananas in that fucking cart! Looking at a pic is making me jones for some nanners. What?? Seriously??? All you got was the fucking holder? Okay…it’s ebola time!
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hahaha I was having a pretty crappy day, but this just made up for it =]
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As for the monkey, could be a service animal, could be a companion. Either way, it does NOT belong on the belt. I’d be ok with it in the store, but not on the belt!
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HOLD ON…What isle did they find it in…I swear I seen them 1/2 price at our wal-mart yesterday!
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goddmmit, jOjO – iT’S “aisle”. AISLE, AISLE, AISLE, AISLE, AISLE!
Are you shopping in an atoll, for chrissake???
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is that a seeing eye monkey?
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Have you ever been pregnant? I have, and have had some very painful complications that left me on bedrest for the duration of each pregnancy. The only way to leave the house was in a wheel chair. A motorized cart would have been heaven.
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EAT ME, before you criticize someone’s spelling, use your own spell check!
It’s GODDAMN IT, damn it!!!
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I’m so sorry for the next person whose gonna put their food on that counter.
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Eboli….Aisle 3
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Does Oklahoma not have a Health Department? Seriously this is very unsanitary.
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That said, it IS funny that it is there with the banana keeper — no matter the reason the monkey is there.
For those who need to worry about spelling skills… just worry about your own…. sometimes it’s enough.
“Spelt” — check a dictionary.
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its so gross that they put that animal (and its diaper) where peoples raw vegitables go! yuck!!!!!
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I know someone who has a monkey as a service animal BUT I can’t think of any reason why you would have a monkey sitting on a conveyor – nor can I see it possibly being legal in any store like walmart, where food is sold
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Obviously, people have to keep pointing out that the monkey’s butt is clad because people keep commenting about the monkey’s butt being on the conveyor belt. I really don’t care if you think I’m an idiot, because your eagerness to point out the stupidity of others indicates that you aren’t the brightest person around yourself and can only feel intelligent if you insult others. I don’t let myself get riled by bullies or trolls.
Reply to those complaining about the monkey on the belt–if you think this is so terribly unhygienic, consider for a moment all the raw meat, fertilizer, pool chemicals, and other unsanitary, unsavory items that cross a Wal-Mart register in any given day. I wouldn’t recommend anyone letting produce or other food items come into direct contact with the belt as I am a former Wal-Mart cashier and I know what kind of nasty substances spill on those belts in an average day. This monkey is obviously well-kept, clean, and diapered–that makes it a thousand times cleaner than the belt it’s sitting on.
Reply to those pointing out that the handicapped person isn’t sitting IN the cart–do you think that there are only two kinds of people? A person doesn’t have to be completely paralyzed to need the assistance of a wheelchair or motorized cart when shopping, and guess what–BEFORE the days of wheelchair carts and motorized carts, those people DIDN’T go shopping. They were effectively house-bound for the duration of their disability, which for many is the rest of their lives. They had to pay someone to do their errands for them. Nowadays, we have wheelchair ramps, motorized carts, and service animals to help people with minor to serious disabilities maintain some level of independence in their lives.
It’s been said several times, but apparently it bears repeating: Monkeys are service animals too. They can serve a purpose as simple as keeping their owner from experiencing panic attacks, or they can be trained to administer medications, dial 9-1-1, retrieve objects, etc. If you’re a severely disabled person that has a hard time rising from a sitting position, having a service animal that can grab items for you can be of a tremendous help.
That being said, I’m not interested in commenting on this any further. Any more stupid comments directed at me or my statements will be ignored.
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This monkey is working awlfully hard. He has reached all the stock shelves and on command and approval has selected all the right products so this person doesnt have to reach the high shelves nor the low floor. Which is hard to do in a cart! Then he puts things back that they dont want to buy! He even gets into the freezer door and gets the juices and on the meat counter he runs along as the owner tells him which one to put in the basket. Then at the register he has to unload all that is in cart onto the belt for his owner is standing and talking with the clerk. When the belt moves the monkey starts handing the boxes and products to the cashier! The cashier hands the monkey back his prize… the banana holder. Then the monkey loads it all into the trunk of the car. Then when he gets home he has to unload the car and put the groceries away!!!! Hard working lil fella. I wish I had one!!!
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GREAT!! The next unsuspecting customer to use that checkout will be totally unaware that a monkey had planted his butt-hole on the exact spot they rest their food. What are these idiots thinking when they bring their pets into a grocery store like this…OH they’re NOT!
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i am an avid animal lover. have several pets myself…BUT. they’re MY pets. which means they stay at home. not everyone is a pet person, and frankly a monkey jumping all over the merchandise and touching products after picking his butt creeps me out. this is why i will not shop at walmart. their stores are some of the dirtiest i’ve seen. i don’t think you would see half of this stuff at a target. hell, even our k-mart has higher standards.
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Stomach. Get a dictionary.
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Michael Jackson had a monkey as a “service animal” too, but he graduated to little boys and almost got “Elephant Man’s” remains to bugger.
Still, a “service animal” wtf?
Anyplace that considers goats, chickens and monkeys welcome in their stores doesn’t fit my idea of a safe and clean shopping atmosphere.
What next, dog fighting with Mike Vick hosting?
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I’d still side with the family in that case. The kid deserves to be able to take the dog to school.
Anyway, I hope it’s a service animal and not a pet because primates make terrible pets for several different reasons.
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I have seen that guy before…
Isn’t he a politician?
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Take a good look a this monkey and know that you share 98% of your DNA with it.
99% if you’re a regular at WalMart.
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How do we know it wasn’t Buy a Monkey and get a Free Banana Holder Day ?
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This lady comes into my work all the time lol. (not walmart) That monkey is awesome.
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My misspelling of “goddammit” was clearly a typo and not ignorance of spelling. And “goddammit” is an acceptable slang form of “God damn it”.
There are too damn many people on this site that clearly have NO idea of the difference between “aisle” and “isle”. And, yes, spelling is important, folks. Otherwise, u luk lik a f#kkin mo-ron frum Walmartia.
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I wish I had a clever riposte, but I am too busy gagging at the sight of a primate sitting on a food belt. Monkeys carry hundreds of diseases that are passed on to humans…..*retch* How did this animal get in the store? There are REASONS animals are not allowed in food stores…..and I’d prefer to see a Pug sitting there, as dogs have fewer germs that make people get sick and die…..
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“Hey Dad, we bought the banana holder but where are the freakin’ bananas”?
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…I WANT ONE!!!…THEY BE AWESOME AT PICKING THE LICE OUT!!!…
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Geez, people….monkeys are used by people with disabilities to assist them. Note the motorized cart….Also, if you are worried about his butt, look closer, he is wearing a diaper. Assistance animals are allowed in stores. Don’t be ignorant….
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It is part WM’s staff: they have them on the “10 or less items” check out counters and they make sure you don’t have more than ten items. If you do they will throw poop and flees at you.
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He is fixated on those Bananas though! I’m surprised he’s not lickin the box.
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January 19th, 2010
Hey look, the monkey is wearing a diaper! since I am the 75th person to notice this even after reading the comments, do I get a prize or something?
shelbybear, you are a colossal douche bag, that monkey is no more a service animal than I am a NFL Star Quarterback. Service animals REQUIRE a uniform, like this little cute little $hit slinging monkey would have a vest. THERE IS NO HUMAN IN THE PICTURE FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO TELL IF THEY ARE DISABLED OR NOT! more than likely it is some lazy fat a$$ that chooses not to walk. My assumption is just as good as yours with the evidence we both have in front of us…..
I am bringing my Mastiff that licks his ass after he $hits to WalMart. I am going to put a high visibilty vest on him to make him look official and walk up to a register and have him jump on the belt. Ensure he sits on the belt where everyone’s produce is placed prior to check out, and take a picture and send it in. I of course will not be in the picture, but I will tie his leash to a motorized cart with nobody sitting in it just for measure.
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January 19th, 2010
Not as funny as a monkey humping a football…. But close.
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January 19th, 2010
I knew there was some monkey business going on at Walmart!
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January 19th, 2010
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January 19th, 2010
shelbybear,
You could use a seeing eye monkey yourself. You have just repeated what 10-15 other fruitloops verbatim in prior comments.
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January 19th, 2010
Assistance animal or an employee? Wal-Mart ran out of illegal aliens to hire?
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January 19th, 2010
friggin’ sweet, the Wal sells monkeys now!!!
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January 19th, 2010
I think alot of you missed the monkey size pullups he’s wearing their in aisle 2
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January 19th, 2010
his name is Feces
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January 19th, 2010
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January 19th, 2010
I’m ashamed 2 say,its in my STATE..lol
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January 19th, 2010
Spelt is correct, rarely used but correct.
Spelled is correct too, and a much more common.
It’s called the internet F^cktards….use it.
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January 19th, 2010
totally awesome… cool monkey
sidenote – i would highfive him
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January 19th, 2010
Okay, you guys are probably gonna hate this post, but I think this is charming and entirely cute. The expression on the monkey’s face as it’s checking out the banana keeper is priceless. Made my day….
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January 19th, 2010
maybe you whould learn how to spell STOMACH
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January 20th, 2010
This is f-ing funny. It would be even better if that were a service animal who was pulling one over on the guy!
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January 20th, 2010
wow…walmart does sell everything now. I wonder if my local walmart will start carrying monkeys
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January 20th, 2010
For the love of God what the F%@# is a monkey’s ass doing on the food belt??!!! Do they have no concept of hygeine whatsoever in OK? Glad not to be there.
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January 20th, 2010
if your going to talk $h!t learn how to spell first…
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January 20th, 2010
That is not a “service animal” .
That is an idiot who keeps a poor monkey as a pet when it belongs in the wild or a zoo where it can have social interaction with other primates. Oh yeah, and brings him to Wlamart on a freekin leash.
And yes, while it may be wearing a diaper, monkeys are not known for their hygeine. Eeeww. Monkey has no business in the store.
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January 20th, 2010
Probably behaved better than most children in there.
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January 20th, 2010
JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT A LABEL ON THE MONKEY DOES NOT MAKE THE DAMN THING ANY CLEANER OR DISEASE FREE!
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January 20th, 2010
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January 20th, 2010
Maybe the owner is his uncle ?
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January 20th, 2010
I can’t believe all of these people who bring animals into the store. If I was to try that at our local Walmart they would call security and escort me to the front door.
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January 20th, 2010
Just so you know, the ADA does NOT require service animals to wear a uniform. It is good common sense for service animals to wear “work clothes”, but not required
Before you spout off on a subject, you should make sure you actually know what you are talking about.
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January 20th, 2010
one monkey don’t stop no show…
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January 20th, 2010
I find it funny that people can’t believe a monkey can be a service animal even though they are more intelligent than dogs.
Also, not all monkeys are filthy and carrying deadly diseases. Dogs and cats helped spread the black plague. I wonder if those same people flip out when they see someone walking their dog.
Disabled people depend on their service animals to function, so they are more likely to be well taken care of and trained than your average Joe’s dog, which they just get for their own amusement. No one needs a pet animal.
@YAYA
“That is not a “service animal” .
That is an idiot who keeps a poor monkey as a pet when it belongs in the wild or a zoo where it can have social interaction with other primates. Oh yeah, and brings him to Wlamart on a freekin leash.
And yes, while it may be wearing a diaper, monkeys are not known for their hygeine. Eeeww. Monkey has no business in the store.”
Yes, this species of monkey can be a service animal. It is not up to PETA-esque morons to decide which animals are service animals.
Why does this monkey, which was BORN IN CAPTIVITY, just like every other service animal, need to be in a zoo or the wild (which it would perish as quickly as a beagle would if you dumped it in Yellowstone)? Dogs are social animals too, and if allowed to roam free will form packs like dogs. Is it cruel to continue to breed and keep dogs as pets? What about those who just keep a single dog, denying it companionship with its own species? Such cruel “slavery.” ;(
And how is a monkey less hygenic than a dog? Dogs eat shit, dead corpses, roll around in shit and dead corposes, and like their bits. This is all normal dog behavior.
Grocery store conveyer belts are filthy whether or not a service animal touches them. Wash your food before eating it for God’s sake.
True, it could just be someone’s pet since we do not have the full story, but if it isn’t a pet, then there is no problem with them taking their service animal into a store. Its legal, deal with it or volunteer to do a disabled person’s shopping.
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January 20th, 2010
form packs like wolves*
If the monkey is fine and is not stressed out, then how can anyone say it is anymore cruel than keeping a cat, fish, bird or dog? Saying someone cannot have an animal just because *you* personally do not like that thought is moronic. That’s basically the logic PETA members use.
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January 20th, 2010
Love it!!
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January 20th, 2010
I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
Alena
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January 21st, 2010
Want to pet my monkey? MuuuWahhhhHaaaaaHaaaa!
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January 21st, 2010
I bet the monkey can spell “stomach” correctly.
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January 21st, 2010
I always said you can buy anything at Walmart! Hey, don’t worry about your food on the belt-he’s wearing a diaper!
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January 21st, 2010
Guys, the monkey’s wearing a diaper. His butt’s not going to touch any food.
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January 21st, 2010
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January 21st, 2010
Learn to spell s-t-o-m-a-c-h and then you can start making fun of Walmart people.
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January 22nd, 2010
Amazing how people keep repeating the same thing over and over (230 comments on this one picture and 75% all say the same thing) … what, I can do that, too? OMG! OK, here goes:
- monkeys can be service animals and a service vest is not required
- my in-laws use the motorized carts because trying to get their wheelchairs into the store is a hassle and motorized ones are too heavy … and if you cannot walk down an aisle (see, spelled correctly) without losing your breath, you need one. My MIL can stand, but it is hard for long periods of time. Very cool of WM to provide them!
- this monkey has a diaper and is probably cleaner and bathes more frequently than most WM customers and readers of this forum
- conveyor belts are nasty for ALL the stuff left on them … this monkey wouldn’t make any difference … always wash your food before you eat it anyways … go to Lysol.com and have at it!
- Topic is cute as all get out … this site was intended for derisive comedy … deal with it or go back to yahoo.com
- some people should install IeSpell.com in their web browsers and right-click it to use it before EVER posting their comments … go ahead, it’s free … type it into the address header and install it … we’ll wait till you get back.
Now that we’ve solved that issue … on to the next picture! Too Much Good Stuff!
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January 22nd, 2010
Stop questioning the monkey’s hygiene, he has pants on
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January 23rd, 2010
ok there is a couple in indiana that has brought there monkey to walmart too i saw it last night!!! next time i will take a picture
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January 23rd, 2010
the monkey is wearing a diaper .
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January 24th, 2010
Ha, you spelled stomach wrong.
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January 24th, 2010
Stomach.
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January 24th, 2010
It is a service monkey for a girl that lives in Oklahoma. She’s brought it into the PetSmart that I work at and several others as well.
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January 24th, 2010
This photo is just too perfectly posed and composed. I mean look at it! Somebody made it just to send to peopleofwalmart.com. But it’s a good one.
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January 25th, 2010
not to be critical but the monkey is a trained service animal
January 26th, 2010
That is just too cute! I wish I owned a cute little furry monkey!
January 27th, 2010
Since when do they allow animals in the stores, besides dogs that help the visually impaired? We’ve seen monkeys, dogs, cats and goats!! Was there a cow too…..??? WTH
January 27th, 2010
As long as he doesn’t spank his monkey in the store I’m okay with it.
January 27th, 2010
If only it had a mullet my life would be complete.
January 28th, 2010
I used to work at that Wal-Mart and remember that lady. She was really nice and, goddamnit, that monkey was cute. Always a treat when she would come in to shop.
And, btw, the monkey wore a diaper.
January 30th, 2010
the monkey should punch you in the s-t-o-m-a-c-h!
January 31st, 2010
I think I saw that monkey on animal planet. Unless I am very much mistaken his owner/handler has agoraphobia and he helps by giving her focus and companionship so that she can handle going into the public. In other words he is a service animal, although I don’t like that she put him on the register belt…
January 31st, 2010
Stomache? Is that the hair on your stomach?
February 4th, 2010
The only place I’ve seen that trains the monkeys has them for in home work only, they aren’t meant as public access workers. I could be mistaken, but I’ve only come across one place that trains them.
The little monkeys can be good hands (I believe the name of the place is helping hands or something similar), but my understanding is that they were meant as in home companions.
PS the lady on animal planet with agoraphobia and her monkey richard, was taken to court, declared not disabled, and that her monkey was not a service animal as it wasn’t trained for her needs, even if she was disabled. It was however a great example of aggressive behavior at times among other bad behavior.
Yes, there are service animals trained for people with psychiatric disabilities, however, this was not one.
February 5th, 2010
how about learn how to spell “stomach” right before you go commenting on things!
February 5th, 2010
What makes it the best is that is a helper monkey! Just like Homer Simpson and Mojo!
February 5th, 2010
I know this site was created to be funny (and it is!), but this picture really makes me sick. It’s incredibly sad to see any primate locked up, not to mention suffering through a Walmart checkout on a leash. Laughing at ridiculous-looking people is one thing, but I see absolutely nothing to laugh at in a picture of one of our closest living relatives tied up like this. It’s just sad.
February 5th, 2010
Don’t monkeys carry diseases? WHY are you bringing that critter in here???
February 6th, 2010
No need to punch him in the stomach… he’s buying Lean Pockets!
February 7th, 2010
If this is in Edmond, OK, I’ve totally met this monkey and lady…and it was pretty disturbing…
February 13th, 2010
That is a helper monkey being trained to help disabled people, I see that lady all over Tulsa with monkeys.
And – it has a diaper and bloomers on. It’s ass is not on the belt.
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March 5th, 2010
Yucky! No more food buying at Wal-Mart.
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March 8th, 2010
Roller skates… he needs them and a hat. i believe his job as a helper monkey would be that much more awsome with thoes two things….
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April 19th, 2010
Urgh! People put their groceries on there! When I buy clothes at Wal*Mart, which is rarely, I never put them on the belt. I don’t want chicken juice stains on my new underwear.
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April 26th, 2010
It’s *stomach*.
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May 13th, 2010
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