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Lethal Combo



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“Hey hunny, what should I wear with my awesome jorts-sweatpants combo?” How about that shirt you have which somehow manages to clash itself and your hat with the flames.

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  1. WalMartSux

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    January 18th, 2010

  2. Dante

    DAD?!?

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    January 18th, 2010

  3. wacker

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    January 18th, 2010

  4. navydclown

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    January 18th, 2010

  5. J.T

    number one nascar fan

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    January 18th, 2010

  6. Bryan

    Got to love winter in Florida

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    January 18th, 2010

  7. CableGirl

    Rodeo clowns love ice cream, too!

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    January 18th, 2010

  8. R.N.

    The comfort of sweatpants with the sophistication of shorts.

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    January 18th, 2010

  9. Mixerman

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    January 18th, 2010

  10. martini girl

    as a native Floridian, Chester was unaccustomed to the cold, and woefully misunderstood when someone told him “layering” his clothes would keep him warmer.

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    January 18th, 2010

  11. josie

    New fashion line for Walmart. Jorts and sweatpants combo. At least his pants ain’t on the ground…

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    January 18th, 2010

  12. noneyourbusiness

    maybe he had a hole in his pants lol used shorts to cover it up

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    January 18th, 2010

  13. arrarr

    Hunny, people were staring at me at the store. Was it ’cause they like the way l dress?

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    January 18th, 2010

  14. Tom

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    January 18th, 2010

  15. yikes

    Honestly, I know homeless people who dress with more style.

    I can’t imagine that jorts over sweats is even comfortable, but at least his clothes are clean and covering everything.

    Just a clueless guy.

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    January 18th, 2010

  16. Kenn

    If it wasn’t for the sweats, you wouldn’t even notice this guy. sub standard entry
    .

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    January 18th, 2010

  17. T.K.

    Thrift Shop “On-The-Go”

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    January 18th, 2010

  18. A. Nony Mouse

    I think we can agree, we’ve all seen worse. I don’t think this is bad enough for POW

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    January 18th, 2010

  19. ohsnap

    Its probably laundry day….I hope!

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    January 18th, 2010

  20. Jay Doucette

    “Mom, can I PLEASE dress myself today??”

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    January 18th, 2010

  21. Leo

    This is what happens when you let kids pick out their own outfits…

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    January 18th, 2010

  22. Sir Hates Alot

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    January 18th, 2010

  23. ChaosWrangler

    Do not assume that this fellow has a Woman in his life, no Woman would let a Man she loved walk out of the house dressed like this. Oops, I forgot we are speaking about Walmart people.

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    January 18th, 2010

  24. vickie p

    To complete the look, he needs to have a giant pair of hot pink crocs, or black socks and sandals.

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    January 18th, 2010

  25. br00talz

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    January 18th, 2010

  26. @mber

    call me crazy, but this really isn’t THAT odd… well.. compared to what we usually see on here..

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    January 18th, 2010

  27. Miss Anthrope

    He propbably thinks people stare at him because he’s hot. Just because your outfit burns holes in my corneas does not make you hot!

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    January 18th, 2010

  28. Sock_Puppet

    As a former, long-time southern Florida resident, I can tell you that some of the most disturbing fashion statements come out when it gets unseasonably cold. I’ve seen old ladies wearing fur coats and sandals.

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    January 18th, 2010

  29. mike

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    January 18th, 2010

  30. curly

    Thank You for shopping at WM!

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    January 18th, 2010

  31. Durh

    A flaming hat in the freezer section…oh the irony!

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    January 18th, 2010

  32. The Nurse

    I give this a 2 out of 10. You guys are looking desperate. Could it be that people are dressing better for fear of being on this site? (Yea, I don’t think so.)

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    January 18th, 2010

  33. And Another Thing...

    I hope the sweatpants aren’t substituting for underwear. That would be some mighty-bad stank if so.

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    January 18th, 2010

  34. lovelydarkness333

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    January 18th, 2010

  35. Mike

    Wait a minute, there’s a reason to dress like this. There are no pockets in most sweats, a guy needs pockets, so you put on the sweats cause it’s cold then yu put on the jorts for the pockets. that doesn’t mean it’s fashionable, that means it practical.

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    January 18th, 2010

  36. Shaggy

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    January 18th, 2010

  37. Jason M.

    Oh, that was THE style in 1989.

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    January 18th, 2010

  38. Carol

    not that bad.
    At least he went with sweatpants instead of leggings underneath…

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    January 18th, 2010

  39. Joel

    I’m starting to feel like the original PoWM geniunes have taken a long (well deserved) vacation and have temps running this site. If that’s the case…enjoy your vacation, but please put up a note that says when you will be back so your fans can return. Thanks, & come back well rested.

    P.S. One other note: Please omit the word “jorts” from the vocabulary.

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    January 18th, 2010

  40. GOTTCHA!

    Meh….
    B.F.D……

    I’d rather see staged shots or photo shopped stuff people get so worked up over.

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    January 18th, 2010

  41. Louis

    I believe people are dressing worse in order to get on this site.

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    January 18th, 2010

  42. Dances With Dingo

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    January 18th, 2010

  43. RUNNINGTAB

    When did they start making male leggings? I bet i can find some at walmart!

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    January 18th, 2010

  44. Vermilion

    At least I wouldn’t go running out of the store if I saw this guy, not great fashion taste, but he is clean and covered

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    January 18th, 2010

  45. Me

    I can almost guarantee that this is a Canadian vacationing in Florida

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    January 18th, 2010

  46. JustMe

    My standards have shifted dramatically since I found this site. The only time clashing bothers me these days is if a shirt’s horizontal stripes “clash” with a verticle ass crack hanging out.

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    January 18th, 2010

  47. Amy

    Looks like he’s trying to stay warm, and is working with what he got.
    Oh well he’s covered, that’s all that matters to me

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    January 18th, 2010

  48. madmax

    i dont see what the big deal with this dude is.. besides the fact that he dont have much fashion sence

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    January 18th, 2010

  49. Manbear

    Who would even OWN a pair of pants like that?

    This guy’s mom dresses him.

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    January 18th, 2010

  50. rich

    Floridians didn’t know how to keep warm during the frost. so they just wore everything they owned.

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    January 18th, 2010

  51. mekkah high

    this isn’t all that funny. submissions slowing down, PoWM?

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    January 18th, 2010

  52. bleach

    And……… you’re OUT!

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    January 18th, 2010

  53. Di

    Eh? This is freakin’ normal. Where’s the walcreature hiding in this photo? Maybe the guy who is a walcreature trying to get on the site snapped the photo with his camera facing the wrong way?

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    January 18th, 2010

  54. I got a shirt just like that one.

    I am burning it as we speak.

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    January 18th, 2010

  55. RDS

    I think that dude stole Tebow’s shorts.

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    January 18th, 2010

  56. Mary Sue

    Remember, always make sure to look you best when you’re trying to decide between cherry or grape popsicles.

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    January 18th, 2010

  57. Spyce

    Come on now. This photo isn’t worth the time it took to upload it. Where is the humor here? Who in the hell is worried about style when shopping at Walmart? So he’s got an unusual combination going on, big deal.

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    January 18th, 2010

  58. Lulu

    Aw…come on! I rather look ar this…and not the “it puts the lotion on its skin” or “love me (chicken) tender” walcreatures… this is not bad…

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    January 18th, 2010

  59. KristeeC

    Hmmm why not JUST the sweatpants? lmao

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    January 18th, 2010

  60. …actually, it’s because people in FLORIDA don’t own winter clothes…i’m sure he just put on whatever he could layer…

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    January 18th, 2010

  61. Dr Bro

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    January 18th, 2010

  62. Rude_as_Right

    Hey! Nice shirt! What happened? Did you fall through an awning?

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    January 18th, 2010

  63. JIMMY

    DR BRO,There are alot of northerners(dumb ones) who wear shorts all year round. This guy forgot that he might need to pee at some time.Its tough to get the horse outta the stable dressed like that.

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    January 18th, 2010

  64. midnightguy

    Well what do you expect it got cold in Florida last week. Ever see the results when the south gets a 1/4 inch of snow. Chaos and bedlam on the highways. They just aren’t prepared for anything below 50F…

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    January 18th, 2010

  65. Heather

    I personally think the sweats under the jorts, along with that hideous shirt, absolutely qualifies this photo for this site. They can’t all be rock star sightings, hideously fat people who refuse to cover their blubber or photos for “how not to parent” posters…

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    January 18th, 2010

  66. Playa

    Heather I totally agree. Its like people comment just to comment. If you are commenting to say you don’t like the site then what is the purpose of the comment? Just don’t come to this site anymore.

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    January 18th, 2010

  67. Playa

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    January 18th, 2010

  68. B.A.

    Are you sure this is not a Public Service Ad for color blindness?

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    January 18th, 2010

  69. Daniel

    HEY POWM, get rid of the thumbs up/down system, i want to read everybody’s comments and i’m tired of “clicking here to see” them. thank you.

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    January 18th, 2010

  70. SEAN

    he deserves a prize

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    January 18th, 2010

  71. me

    This guy has GOT to be single! lol Don’t tell me a woman would actually let him leave the house like that?? LOL

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    January 18th, 2010

  72. me

    To Daniel, are you really that lazy that you can’t click on the link to see the comment? Or do you actually have that bad of an anger issue that something like that would actually bother you enough to post about it?

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    January 18th, 2010

  73. littlemary

    another POW epic fail. i wouldn’t give this guy a second glance if i saw him. what happened to the good pictures…remember the guy with the huff stains? the obese, scantily clad women??? ahhh…those were the good old POW days. the crap on here now is lame.

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    January 18th, 2010

  74. @@@@@@@@@

    hey nurse,,,,,,,, i have no comment on the “”dressed up dude,,,,,,, but,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i think i could love you !!!

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    January 18th, 2010

  75. aprilicious

    I live in ND and wouldn’t let my husband dress like that. That looks just horrible!

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    January 18th, 2010

  76. Dweezil'sMom

    Apparently you ignorant turds have no appreciation for an authentic South Florida Bubba tribal ensemble. I should know, because my husband grew up eatin’ gators there. I think it is both beautiful and chic. I am particularly offended that you would make such disrespectful comments in January, the first month of the year. However, considering your appalling lack of education and having apparently missed the particular NatGeo volume in which this prideful tribe was featured, I will deign to forgive you.

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    January 19th, 2010

  77. Dweezil'sMom

    Mom????!!!

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    January 19th, 2010

  78. Bobby

    Nothing to see here. Just your average, every-day Florida Gator fan rocking out the gameday Jorts.

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    January 19th, 2010

  79. SexyJew

    His outfit makes me dizzy!

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    January 19th, 2010

  80. Lenore

    LMAO @ Dweezil’s Mom! Sounds like about half the people on this site!

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    January 19th, 2010

  81. lunaticcringeradio

    what do you expect from a jeff gordon fan

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    January 19th, 2010

  82. CB

    All this guy is missing is a Mullet.

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    January 19th, 2010

  83. Linja

    If there’s a flood, he’s all set. If it’s cold, he’s all ready for that too.

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    January 19th, 2010

  84. Harbinger

    Looks like someone has been raiding my redneck uncle’s wardrobe!!!!

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    January 19th, 2010

  85. yaya

    Dude is obviously single. NO self respecting wife would ever in a million years allow her husband to ever leave the house, let alone head to Walmart where her sisters husband works, like that.

    definitely single

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    January 20th, 2010

  86. Jessica

    It has been SO cold in Florida that I can understand wearing EVERYTHING in the closet!

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    January 20th, 2010

  87. That girl

    He looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys!

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    January 20th, 2010

  88. Ksan

    Looks liks some wallmart superhero guy that tries to keep the store safe from the “bad guys”

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    January 21st, 2010

  89. jessy

    this made me laugh out loud. love it.

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    January 24th, 2010

  90. MAULER

    shopping after rodeo clown school.

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    January 26th, 2010

  91. AWS

    I saw this same ensemble today. At Walmart. I guess the guy was cold but didn’t have any real pants, so he had to make do. Or maybe he was just recreating this masterpiece.

    January 26th, 2010

  92. DiDi

    Is that Joey Tribiani, wearing ALL of Chandler’s clothes “commando” again?

    January 28th, 2010

  93. Manda

    Actually, those pants look like they might be “brush pants”. Foresters and lumberjacks wear them to keep their legs from getting scratched up in the woods. My husband has a couple of pairs, but he wears them to work….not Wal-mart! LOL

    February 1st, 2010

  94. pw

    There could be a perfectly good explanation… like the sweatpants had a hole in the crotch.

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    May 25th, 2010

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